01x07 - Snow and Violets

[bunniefuu]

[ice cubes rattling]

-[wind whistling]
-[insects chirping]

[slurps]

[tranquil music playing]

[clicks]

[whirring]

Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey! Ha!

The leaves are already…
Ah. Ooh! You can't even believe it!

This is something you gotta see
with your own two eyeballs. Let's go!

[huffs] I'll get some, uh… provisions?

Hmm.

[munching] Oh, I thought we had
some deviled eggs already deviled.

Today's the day the whole entire island
goes through all four seasons

on a super fast loop.

You're gonna love it.

[in gibberish] I won't move.

[in English] You just moved. Your mouth.

[fan whirring]

Come on. It's pretty.

Come on!

[in gibberish] I'm too hot to.

[in English] Come on!

-I'll feed you food.
-[ethereal music plays]

I actually talked to Pretty Patrick
and he said you should come.

[in gibberish] Can this be true?

[in English] Yes. Hello.
I talked to Bee personally, and--

[in gibberish] Stop!

[in English] You should go with me.
[clears throat] I mean, her.

[in gibberish] I'm only doing this
because I'm so embarrassed

for you.

[gasps]

[peaceful music playing]

[mystical tones chiming]

[in English] Orange!

[grunting]

[burps]

What's wrong?

You know what's wrong.

I'm just showing you
what pregnancy feels like.

These kicks are involuntary.
It's the baby controlling my legs.

[groans]

Anyway, I'm moving today.

You'll have to kick
the back of your own mattress now.

Is this a joke?

No, I would never do a joke.
Humor is for the weak.

Your nice brother is taking me in.
He has fallen under my thrall.

[sighs, grunts]

I'll be back later for my stuff,
and also probably some of your stuff.

[train chugging]

[train horn blowing]

Faster, track boy, faster!

[mystical tones chiming]

[peaceful music playing]

[birds chirping]

[doorknob rattling]

Occupied! Occupied!

[whining] No one's allowed to look at me
while I'm making art!

[barking]

Oh, Sticky. Why so agitated?

[barks]

[high-pitched] Help me, Sticky.
I'm so tired.

[thunking]

[quavering]

[squeaks, echos]

No, Sticky. No.

[crunching]

Aah!

[lighthearted music playing]

[boots squeak]

[birds chirping]

[wind whooshes]

-[turkey gobbles]
-[engine whirring]

[honking]

[engine sputters]

[waves lapping gently]

[in gibberish] It looks like
an organized garbage drop-off spot.

[peaceful music playing]

[crackling]

[chimes]

[mystical tones pulsating]

[chiming]

[wind gusting]

[wind blowing]

[music dissipates]

[waves lapping]

[in English] We forgot to eat.

-Oh, look at that.
-[splashing]

You're littering. Let's go get it.

-[gentle music playing]
-[birds chirping]

[engine revs, sputters]

[clown horn honks, whines]

Don't worry.

Snow and violets! Of course!

[grumbling] A motorbike's worst enemy.

-[wind rushing]
-[upbeat whimsical music playing]

[energy pulsating]

[thuds, rumbles]

[honking weakly]

[clanks]

[crickets chirping]

[gentle music playing]

[PuppyCat in gibberish] That wasn't
a shortcut AT ALL!

[in English] I don't wanna walk anymore!

This is too boring!
This is where we live now.

[scratching on dirt]

[sonar pinging]

[sonar pinging]

[pinging continues]

[pings]

!&@@@###***!!

[thudding]

Aw. I knew you'd miss me
too much. Look.

[in gibberish] What happened?

[in English] I wasn't ready…
to own property yet.

[in gibberish] I'm hungry.

[munching]

[in English] You know, we still have
the peanuts from the toilet.

I just need to chip them out of the, um…

Uh, find a sharp rock and, uh…

[munching]

Well, we can get real food
as soon as my bike thaws.

Or we could get a temp job
and ask TempBot to drop us off at home.

[in gibberish] Yeah, let's do that!

[in English] But I'm real attached
to my bike, you know?

[in gibberish] I promise
to help you retrieve it after we eat.

And after we take a nap,
and after I take a super long bath,

and then another nap maybe.

[in English] Hey, TempBot! Oh.

-[snoring]
-Oh, cute. So cute, right?

I think we can just slip
right in there without disturbing her.

[in gibberish] Wake her up, dang it!
It's her job.

[in English] That's not right. I'm sorry,
but everybody sleeps for a reason.

I used to sleep at my job.

[snoring continues]

[electronic beeping]

[in gibberish] What are you doing?

[in English] I guess we can go anywhere.

Maybe somewhere
we don't have to do anything.

[slow bluegrass music playing]

[whirring]

[brakes screech]

Hmm.

Hey, it's you guys.

Hello. Welcome to my Racetrack Planet.

This is where I spend my days
zoomin' up and down the track.

Now, who are you?

Uh…

We're, um, temp workers.

Well, I don't remember
hiring temp workers.

I don't have any work. Hmm.

I guess I could use a pit crew
to keep me company.

[in gibberish] Are they
not enough company?

[engines idling]

[in English] Oh, them? They're all me.

I mean, I'm good company,
but I'm not that good.

See that?

Terrible company.
Babies are terrible company.

And that's me before I even got hit
with the racin' bug.

All I wanted to do back then was to dig.

Dig for bodies.

Just kiddin'. Dig for… I don't know
what the hell I was doing, actually.

[in gibberish] He said hell.

[in English] Why, it's my slowest time.
A baby with no direction.

No ambition. A pitiful baby.

There's my second-best time.

Look at how happy we were.

Happy and fast.

[in gibberish] Who's that?

He's colorful.

[in English] That's my best time,
but also my most embarrassing.

My best time right now out of all
my best times is the time when I cheated.

I used to be bad.

But now I'm old,
and I just feel bad all the time.

I mostly feel bad that I used to be bad.

It's embarrassing that
I can't be better while being good.

At racing, I mean.

I've been doin' laps
on this planet my whole life.

I'm tryin' to beat my best time.

My name is Mr. Cup,
and that's what you call me. Mr. Cup.

Uh, you know what a pit crew does?

Your pit crew, your classic pit crew,
is responsible for gassing up the bike,

changing the tires,

generally making sure
everything's copacetic.

These'll be good.

You should get a little oval on there
and get your name stitched on it.

-[beeps]
-Oh, the race is about to start.

You can lift a tire, right?

Oh, hell yes.

Mmm.

[engine revs]

[siren chirping]

[beeps]

-[engine revving]
-[tires screeching]

[whooshes]

See? Everyone can see I cheated.
How embarrassing!

I cheat more later.

[beeps]

[whooshing]

[siren chirping]

[beeping]

[brakes screech]

Put that down and make me a snack.

There's cake in the thing.

[chewing]

[whispering] He was doing so good.

This cake is pretty dry,

but it just proves my point
that all cake's pretty good.

-[chewing]
-[vehicle approaching]

[horn tooting]

[wind whistles]

[siren chirping]

[whooshing]

Okay, enough dilly-dallyin'.

Save that for me.
That's the side with the most icing.

Yes, sir.

[tires screeching]

He's really very fast.

[yawns]

I'm gonna take a short nap.

A catnap.

I don't know why they…
[yawns] …call it that. I do it all day.

[yawns]

[gobbling]

[whooshing]

-[crickets chirping]
-[peaceful music playing]

[gasps]

[camera clicks]

[phone vibrating]

[whimsical music playing]

[phone beeps]

[snoring]

Mr. Cup.

[camera clicks]

-Send.
-[phone chimes]

[horn honks]

[in gibberish] He's showing off!
Disgusting!!

[cup clatters]

[beeping]

[in English] Look at that jackass.

What a cheater.

He's hacking the planet so he can change
its density and kick dirt up on us.

Look at him.
What a cheater on every level.

[horn honking]

Jackass!

Never again, you stuck-up punk!

-[crowd cheering]
-[balloons popping]

[cell phone vibrating]

Oh, horse apples. Just once, I wanted--

Why isn't-- Ugh. Does he think…
Am I getting service even?!

[exclaims]

[thuds, clatters]

Oh my gosh. Oh, I am so sorry!

Once you pay me,
I… I'll buy you a new one, I swear!

[sighing] Oh, who cares?

You care.

I really don't.

-Well, I do or I should. Or I do!
-[munching]

Vroom vroom! Get on!
Look, the race is starting again.

-[engines idling]
-Mmm…

No, it doesn't seem cool.

[enunciating] Vroom! Vroom!

[sighing]

Aw, jeez.

[beeps]

[grunts]

Well, your hair is soft.
It's softer than a tire's.

The only way I can…

[yawns, smacks lips]

[mumbling] If your backyard's flooded,
you should talk to your landlord.

Hey!

[in gibberish] Let's go!

[in English] So bossy.

[slipstream whooshing]

[siren chirping]

-[thuds]
-[Bee grunts]

[whooshes]

He keeps cheating!
PuppyCat, what do we do?

[beeping]

[shrilling]

[thunder cracking]

[in gibberish] YOU'RE GONNA GET IT.

-[siren chirping]
-[smacking]

[in English] PuppyCat! Oh, good idea!

[laughing sinisterly]

Now we're cheating too!
Cheating better than you!

Hey, who… who said that?

[screeching]

No way!

Now I'm finally gettin' to be the rainbow!

Now the fastest time I've made
on the track is the time I didn't cheat!

[siren chirping]

[in gibberish] Money time.

[in English] I don't remember hiring you.

But I'm happy to help ya home.

Here we are!

[in gibberish] I know.

[exhales]

[in English] Let's get some lights
on in this dump.

[crickets chirping]

Fine, I'll do it.
Can you just go back to studying now?

[Bee] I'm bummed about my bike.

It's all… [sighs] …defenseless.

[knocking on door]

[in gibberish] It's a m*rder*r!

[in English] Deckard called me. He said
I had to pick up your stupid bike for you.

-Oh, Crispin.
-[soft clapping]

What a mean way to say a nice favor.

[chandelier prisms jingling]

[crickets chirping]

[brakes screeching]

[lapping]

[enunciating] Git! Git!

We'll take it back
to my garage, and I'll fix it up.

Thanks so much.

Please don't make it weirder
with that clown stuff.

[whining] It's my art!
Don't tell me what to do!

[door closes]

Come on, there's plenty
of room in the front.

I'll sit in the middle. I don't care.

[in gibberish] Yeah, no, thank you.
Once is plenty.

[tranquil music plays]

[birds chirping]

[siren chirping]

[whirring]

[laughing sinisterly]

[in English] Now we're cheating too!

[fading] Cheating better than you!

Well, I didn't cheat.

I was nappin'. I won in my sleep.

[yawning] Hooray for me.

[whimsical theme music playing]