01x08 - Funny Lying

[bunniefuu]

[soft piano music playing]

[ethereal tones chiming]

[in gibberish] ♪ And so
The space outlaw continued to run ♪

♪ Running from planet to planet
In the shape of a monster ♪

♪ Running from the princess
Running from the warlocks ♪

♪ Running from his memories
And his past ♪

♪ But he grows weary
And his monstrous feet ♪

♪ Can’t run forever… ♪

♪ So the space outlaw arrives
At a faraway island ♪

♪ Unknown but yet familiar ♪

♪ Where he finds new friends
And starts a new life ♪

♪ But though he stopped running ♪

♪ The space outlaw’s past
Had never stopped chasing ♪

[fluttering]

[birds chirping]

[gentle music playing]

[thunks]

[rustling]

[sighs]

[pen scratching]

[Bee in English] Ooh,
this is a lot of stuff, Cardamon.

Where are we going with these?

[Cardamon] I don't know.

[footsteps receding]

Wanna take these to the beach?

I guess so.

[in gibberish] I want to go too.

[in English] Oh, PuppyCat! You’re awake!
Yeah. Uh, come on. Let’s go.

[water sloshing]

Uh…

You get that one over there,
and then bring it around here.

No, wait. That doesn’t work.

[munching]

[water burbling]

[teeth chattering]

[typing]

-[typing stops]
-[clock ticking]

[clicks]

[clicks]

[typing]

[computer alert sneezes]

[alerts sneezing]

[sneezing alerts continue]

Okay! Let's go!

[jaunty music playing]

[waves lapping]

[scuttling]

[cats yowling]

[yowling continues]

[bag ripping]

[chiming]

[squawking]

[squawking continues]

[smacks]

-[pained squawking]
-[wings flapping]

[in gibberish] What?

[in high-pitched English] Ugly.

[in gibberish] Where?

[water sloshing]

-[in English] Do you need any help?
-No, thank you.

[in gibberish] You’re calling
a little kid ugly.

That’s hilarious.

[in English] No. You're ugly. Ugly.

Ugly foot.

[squishes]

What are you doing?

[stomps]

The ground is soft.

-And my body is--
-[stomps]

-My body is--
-[stomps]

The ground is soft.

And my body is hard.

And you're still ugly.

[in gibberish] I'M GOOD-LOOKING!

[ethereal music playing]

[chiming]

[chimes]

[chimes]

[chimes]

[chimes]

[chimes]

[splashing]

[in English] What?

-[chimes]
-I thought I saw…

[soft piano music playing]

-[man 1 on recording] Good job! Arms up…
-[man 2] And down.

-[man 1] Up…
-[man 2] And down.

-[man 1] Up…
-[man 2] And down.

-Now squats! Two!
-[bones crackling]

-[man 1] Make 'em deep!
-[man 2] Four!

Five! Six! And seven! Eight! Eight!

-[man 1] Good! Rest.
-[burps]

[burps]

[man 1] Okay. Let's go.

[man 2] One, two, three, four.

-One, two, three, four.
-[burping]

One, two, three, four. One…

[water burbling]

Ugly. Even underwater.

Even nature’s filters can’t help you.

[chiming]

Hey.

I can't breathe underwater.

[light powering up]

[ethereal music playing]

[chimes]

[beeping]

[mellow music playing]

[beeping]

[wind gusting]

[light powers on]

[chiming]

Hey! Get up! What does this thing do?

[screaming] Violet!

Get out of my…
[voice deepens] …beautiful face.

[electronic music playing]

[computer beeping]

Well, too late. We've got a job to do.

[Space Outlaw screaming]

[whooshing]

[groans]

Hey, I’m gonna blast a landing tunnel
through that gel planet!

[powers up, fires]

[booms]

Wow. [sighs]

Gimme that.

You got it pointing the wrong way.

Also, your settings are all off
on this dorky cannon.

Why don’t you ever pay attention when
that kid gives those boring tutorials?

[Violet] Don’t call him boring!

[Space Outlaw] I didn't!

I said his tutorials are boring.

[portal beeping]

Because his voice is boring.

It's all high-pitched…

[deeply] …like a baby.

-He is a baby.
-[powering up]

[Space Outlaw] Whatever.

[exploding]

-[funky music playing]
-[exploding]

Ugh. Other candy hunters.

It's mine!

Wah!

[Violet grunts]

[stomping]

Ugh.

Gross feet.

[chuckles]

Oh yeah. I forgot you hate feet.

[grunts]

[Space Outlaw and Violet laughing]

Good kitty.

Oh, buddy. Are you crying?

[retches]

[tongue clicking]

[lips smacking]

By adjusting the settings…

[babbles]

…you can lower or expand the frequency…

[coughs]

…of the energy, giving you…

[breathes heavily]

…giving you a wider or more
precise spread as you fire the weapon.

[babbles softly]

Uh-huh.

I already know how to use this thing.

Really? But I haven't… [clears throat]

…shown anyone
my new invention until today.

I, uh… Oh.

Yeah. I guess I don't know
why I already know how to do this.

Oh, you're so cute!

-And you're so smart!
-Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

No other recovery team has someone
as smart and cute as you.

Just look at how much more
candy we got, thanks to you.

Don't ever stop making us
these cute inventions

to use to **** on people. I love you.

[chidingly] Swearing!

[rumbling]

Whoa, no one's driving the ship.

[laughing gleefully]

[footsteps approaching]

[exhales]

My beautiful captain's chair.

[inhales] My beautiful ship.

[Violet] It's my ship!

I'm gonna… [yawns]
…stick my feet in your dinner.

[Violet] What?!

[soft piano music playing]

-[seagulls cawing]
-[waves lapping]

[chimes]

Hey, Cardamon, have you seen PuppyCat?

No.

Where could that da… dar…
darn guy have gone?

[squeaking]

[squeaking continues]

Sticky, is that where PuppyCat is?

[Bee] Oh! Oh no.

[sighing] I had a feeling.

You have to get him back.

Yeah.

Remember, he's engaged.

[irately] Yeah.

Are you going to be responsible
for leaving Sticky a widow?

Oh my gosh! I'll get him back!

[groans] Water.

-[waves lapping gently]
-[birds chirping]

[inhales, exhales]

[splashing]

-[shattering]
-Hey!

[bonks]

-[wailing]
-Uh… Uh…

Uh… What are you doing?

I'm crying because…
[shudders] …you scared me.

No, I mean, what are you doing with this?

If you break it,
we can't turn it in for prizes.

I just wanted to see what it was.

[sighs] I wanted to see if I can use it
to make something better.

[sniffles]

We don't know what the prizes are anyway.

Ooh, Violet's gonna be mad.

Aah!

And then you're not gonna be
her favorite anymore.

Aah!

[chuckles] Then I'll be her favorite.

[sobbing]

Whoa! I'm just kidding!

Ugh. Babies never get my jokes.

-Please stop crying.
-[crying stops]

Do you know what a joke is?

It's like lying,
but you know they're lying.

[chuckles nervously] So it's funny!

Uh, those are my jokes anyway.
You know, funny lying.

[chuckles]

[mumbles] Oh.

I get it. Thanks.

[tongue flaps]
I won’t smash the candy, then.

[bops]

[Space Outlaw] I taught him how to joke,
and he punked me.

What's that?

I think… I think it's just pure energy.

Pure energy?

Do you know what energy means?

No. No, I don't know that word.

[whizzing]

[whizzing]

Ha! He can't do it!

What a loser!

[whizzing]

[sighs]

[whizzing, scraping]

Oh!

[footsteps approaching]

-[demonic voice overlapping]
-What are you doing?

Wasting your time playing with toys.

Hey! Say something!

You were playing too.

If you keep up this foolishness,
you'll never amount to anything.

Just a little monster.

You think it's a good idea
to not pay attention in class?

You are one of the worst students
in this room.

You need to be learning all the time.

If you don't get good at something fast,

you're going to end up
having to be a stupid candy hunter.

Shut up!

[frantic music playing]

[teacher] Ow!

-You're gonna make him cry!
-[grunts]

What?! Violet! No, I'm not!

I wasn't gonna cry! I don't cry!

[thuds]

[tranquil music playing]

[enunciating] Violet!
You are embarrassing me!

-[thuds]
-I'm not gonna let that stupid teacher

yell at you like that
in front of everyone.

That's embarrassing.

This is fun.

-[Space Outlaw] That's stealing.
-She stole first.

[clattering]

[Space Outlaw] We’re probably
in trouble now.

We’re probably gonna
get kicked out of the school.

[Violet] Yeah. We should just run away.

I don’t wanna be in trouble anymore.
And I hate it here anyway.

Here, Violet.

Ugh! Jewelry.

[Space Outlaw] Yeah.
I don't think we're wanted here anymore.

Here's your toy.

[inhales, exhales]

You can have it.

I don't want this.

[chiming]

[whizzing]

[beeping]

Oh.

-Oh! A ship. Thank you.
-No, wait!

No! No!

[Violet] You can drive it, but it’s mine.
My ship!

Whoa. [chuckles] You’re crying.

Ha ha.

Yeah.

I'm really gonna miss my mom.

[mystical chiming]

[whooshing]

[whistling]

[booms]

[sighs]

[squishing]

[chiming]

[crickets chirping]

[chime fading]

DANG!

[soft chiming]

[PuppyCat singing in gibberish]