[chimes jingling]
[ethereal music playing]
[sighs]
[bonking]
-[bonking continues]
-Uh… excuse me.
That's not nice.
Is it?
Well, now I'm alone. This is worse.
-[grunts]
-[ghost quavering]
[pops]
-[twinkling]
-Huh. Hmm.
[strains, grunts]
Mine now, I guess.
Since you're stealing my time,
I'll steal your jewelry.
[bonking]
This time, I'm really alone.
Huh. I guess I can do whatever I want now.
That's new.
[droning]
[atmospheric music playing]
Oh! I’ve had company this whole time
and didn’t even realize it.
Hello.
[rattling]
-Wait, what?
-[music distorting]
Well, now there’s definitely nothing
to look at anywhere.
If I have nothing to focus on,
I'll probably go insane.
-[gasps] Oh.
-[soft piano music playing]
Oh yeah. I almost forgot.
[beeping]
[jaunty music playing]
[in gibberish] How long is that guy
gonna stare at us work?
It’s creeping me out.
[in English] Not nice.
How's this?
It's… great?
Are you sure? It doesn't really look
anything like the picture.
See? Look, I, uh… think there were
some missing pieces or something.
[sarcastically] No, it's fine. I love it.
You're really good at this.
Thanks.
Well, I guess we'll be going, then.
Yeah, of course.
I can't wait to tell everyone
what a… job you did.
Any chance you want me to decorate
your, uh, thing here with these?
They’re really pretty.
[chiming]
Oh, how nice. Oh, sure.
I'd… I would just be so happy to take
your garbage bag blobs off your hands.
[Bee chuckling] Thanks.
You are really helpin' me out.
Uh, see you around!
[tranquil music playing]
[burbling]
[Bee belches]
Wow! What a great temp job.
I’ve never been complimented
so much before.
I feel amazing!
And now, for my favorite part,
sweet, good, sweet money.
Is this a check? What is this?
Money doesn't look like this, does it?
[in gibberish] This isn’t good…
[sarcastically, in English] Yeah.
Okay. Great.
[in gibberish] It’s bad…
[in English] Great. Great.
[groaning] I said, okay!
[in gibberish] We’re being forced
to go to retraining.
[in English] What?!
But I’m really good at what I do.
Cathead said--
[in gibberish] Cathead was
probably lying to us.
[in English] But they seemed
like they meant it
when they said
all those nice things to us.
[in gibberish] Yeah, I bet they did.
[in English] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Ugh. Great. Great.
Look at that. It doesn't exist anymore,
and we'll probably
never hear about it again.
[in gibberish] You’re being
blatantly naive on purpose.
-[jingles]
-[distorted chiming]
[whooshes]
You’ve gotten us a work ban.
We can’t get another job interview
until we complete retraining.
A
WORK
BAN!
[in English] You mean
I got us a… vacation!
[in gibberish] That’s your
solution for everything. The butt.
[in English] Yes. Yes, it is!
I've got a little money smooshed up
in the old money keeper,
and we can live on my savings for…
Nah, we'll be fine, for…
for now, as long as nothing--
[crashing, rumbling]
-[booms]
-[whimsical music playing]
Moully!
[growling] My… wall!
Oh. Yeah. Well, we don’t have
to fix it right away,
not until the rain comes.
And this will get us
a nice cross-breeze blowing
if we open the door.
Hey, but, you know,
let’s not argue in front of Moully, okay?
[in gibberish] I didn’t say anything.
Well, let me… You don’t know Moully.
[in gibberish] Yes.
No. I think I would remember Moully.
[in English] Moully, this is PuppyCat.
Oh. Charmed.
Moully is the best.
Why don’t you tell PuppyCat
a little bit about yourself, Moully?
Oh, I can't think of anything
too interesting to say.
Oh, that’s just Moully being Moully.
Moully is… Well, what’s the short version?
He's, um… Mmm…
I guess I only know you as that big guy
who makes everyone’s wishes come true.
[in gibberish] That’s a good skill.
[in English] Oh. Bee, that’s very nice.
Too nice, really. [chuckles]
I was lucky enough to have a pleasant job
making donuts with her until recently.
[in gibberish] Is it wishes or donuts?
Give me both!
[in English] What's the occasion, Moully?
I was worried about you.
I should have called first.
No, no!
This guy… This guy over here.
The last time I saw him,
he was getting dragged
by those hands into a void.
[in gibberish] I don’t care.
[in English] Bee was very nice to me.
[in gibberish] I REALLY don't care.
[in English] Hey! You still have
the Band-Aid I made for you!
[chuckles] I bet it's really gross now.
Uh… Oh. Oh. [chuckles]
Oh, it's healed.
I guess it's been a while
since I've last seen you.
Oh, right.
I came over to return the favor of, uh…
you being nice to me, somehow.
But, first, I wanna repair this hole.
You guys use currency
on this planet, right?
Yeah. Don't you?
Not really, but I like places that do.
It's fun.
Didn't you earn money making those donuts?
No. I just liked making the donuts.
I liked giving away the donuts.
I liked even saying the word donut.
[in gibberish] Your boss
didn’t pay you for your time?!
[in English] No, it's fine.
I've been around for a while.
I have nothing but time.
Are there any odd jobs
I can do while I'm here?
Yeah, probably. I'll help you look.
I've got nothin' but time too.
PuppyCat too.
Right, PuppyCat?
Uh, yeah.
Moully, we can go out this nice big hole
you made and go get some supplies.
Oh, right. The hole. Sorry.
No, it's okay. It's convenient.
I like it. It's big.
It's also a really good shape.
Like, looking at it makes me
just feel good. I don't know.
I hope you'll be joining us, PuppyCat.
[PuppyCat in gibberish] Nah.
[in English] Okey dokey.
Bye, PuppyCat. I’m leaving.
I feel guilty, but I’m kind of helping.
But maybe not in the way you want me to.
[footsteps thudding]
[chiming]
[plants chiming]
Hmm. I recognize somethin'.
I… I have somethin' here.
[lighthearted music playing]
What?! I just culled these.
[chiming]
[Moully] Hmm…
Oh! Wesley!
Oh. An idea! Wesley!
Wesley, this is my friend Moully.
He makes amazing donuts.
I bet you guys could sell some
at the Cat Cafe.
[Wesley] Howell isn’t working today.
We weren’t gonna open today.
I was just gonna go in
to clean for tomorrow.
[burps] But I’ll give you my pay
for the day if you go in for me.
I'll supervise. It'll be great.
He really likes fishing.
[Moully] What is fishings?
[dish shatters]
-[glass shatters]
-[cat yowls]
[dish shatters]
Yeah. Uh… Howell’s probably
gonna want us to pay for all these dishes.
-Whoa!
-[crashing]
You have such pretty hands.
[knocking on door]
Sorry, we're closed.
I don't wanna eat.
I've just come to see the cats.
Oh. Well, all right, then.
-[meowing]
-[sighs]
I come here to get away from my dog.
No problem.
For your trouble…
[whispering] …and your silence.
Oh. [chuckles]
Nice.
Check it out. We made just enough to…
To pay for all the damage
we did trying to help.
[rattles, pops]
[lighthearted music playing]
[whooshes]
[beeping]
[groans]
Maybe I can ask for an extension?
Uh… again.
Heh.
Hmm.
What is that? No!
[Bee] Hi, Cas!
What is that?! I knew you were weird!
You always have weird stuff
happening around you!
And now you have a weird, huge friend!
[agitated screaming]
Moully, this is Cas.
Cas, this is Moully. He makes donuts.
Yeah, but right now,
I'm trying to make some quiche.
Cash.
Go away. I gotta finish my freelance.
Hmm. Feels light. Is this diet?
[dramatic music plays, deflates]
[growls]
[Bee] We can go grab you some more
energy drinks while you work.
I special-order these.
It takes a week to deliver
from the mainland to this stupid island.
[Moully] We can grab it really quickly
for a delivery fee.
It has to be in two hours.
That's when my project
is due for delivery.
No problem.
[mystical tones chiming]
I hate this.
[birds chirping]
-[chiming]
-[footsteps thudding]
Ooh! Here they are. A whole palette too.
[gasps] Oh, whoa.
Cas would want this key chain
and this plush.
[gasps] And this jacket.
Wow, there is so much stuff she’d like.
Look! Limited-edition-
summer-peach-edition drink.
Limited-edition-summer-peach-edition-
energy-drink-mascot toaster too!
-[toilet flushing]
-[blows raspberries]
Well, I can't procrastinate forever,
I guess.
[knocking on door]
[mellow music playing]
We got your drinks,
but we also got you gifts!
You know, at first,
I thought you were weird.
You, with your weird toilet,
and how you haven’t aged in forever.
And now you have a weird friend
who's obviously not a human.
But now that I’m getting
a ton of stuff I want,
I guess I don’t care. Thanks.
This is probably
not enough to fix my wall.
[birds chirping]
[humming]
I very much like this secret place.
Everybody does.
How much do you think
I could sell this used umbrella for?
Oh, hey!
That's one of my wish crystals.
You can wish the hole in your wall
to be fixed if you'd like.
Oh. Oh.
Darn, there's a piece missing.
I don't care. I'll still eat it.
Uh, well, when it's not fully eaten,
the wishes get weird.
Sometimes they don't come true.
Sometimes they're just,
like, weird, you know?
No, I don't know.
[Moully] You just gotta
eat a good chunk of it.
Otherwise, it doesn't work right,
basically.
[gentle chiming]
Oh!
You like that?
That's a lovely surprise.
Yeah, that's all my stuff.
What do you mean?
Uh, it… it's just some stuff.
It's my stuff. I gotta go get it someday.
Let's go get it now!
As long as we're here.
[groaning hesitantly]
You've helped me so much,
and we'll do whatever makes you happy.
Yeah, I don't like water.
It's okay to look at.
I don't even really like
to look at it that much.
And I really don't like going under it.
Oh, I see.
Anyway, it's not like I'm on a schedule.
I literally have
all the time in the world.
What's the rush, you know?
[whirring]
[gentle music playing]
[chiming]
[insects buzzing]
[licks]
Drywall.
This garden needs culling. That's a fine.
It's pretty in the moonlight.
But I'll have to do
something about it tomorrow.
Or sometime.
What's the rush, right?
Oh no! Cardamon’s sleeping outside again.
Moully, can you grab him?
My hands are full.
Huh.
[chiming]
[machinery beeping]
Poor guy.
They keep comin' in faster
than we can get rid of 'em.
[chiming]
I gave Cardamon a wish donut.
I thought he’d wish
for his mom to wake up.
Oh, you can't use my crystals
to make people do things.
You can only wish
for stuff for yourself, really.
[Bee] Oh.
Huh.
[Moully] The dog ate some.
And her tears have
crystal molecules in them too.
So I’m guessing she ate some as well.
They split it.
That’s why neither of them got exactly
what they wanted out of their wish.
[Bee] Ugh, I don’t know how to help him.
I wish his mom would wake up.
She’s been asleep forever.
I can’t even get rid
of these stupid tear blobs.
I’ll trade you.
Fixing the hole in the wall
for gettin' rid of this batch of tears.
Really? Not the ones
he's sleeping on though.
Yeah! It's a deal.
[chimes, powers down]
If I’m given a gift,
I can transport to where that person is.
I came here to see you
through that bandage you made
for me when I hurt my finger. So maybe…
See you soon?
[low whooshing]
[mystical tones chiming]
[teacher] That’s why, of course, okay,
you don’t assume
where anyone’s mouth is, okay?
[beeping]
[pops]
[in gibberish] Noooooo!
[chuckling, in English] That is correct,
Bee. The answer is "No!"
Exactly. Exactly.
And can you tell me the first rule
upon accepting a new assignment?
[in gibberish] I don't care.
[squeals, in English]
You’re on fire today, Bee!
I hope everyone else
is taking notes, okay?
[chomps, chewing]
Bee is absolutely correct.
Emotional involvement makes the heart race
and the hand tremble, okay?
Caring is the first step toward
poor workmanship and disaster, okay?
[PuppyCat in gibberish] Whatever.
[in English] Yes!
Very good, Bee!
It’s true “whatever” you do.
[in gibberish] I learned nothing.
[atmospheric music playing]
[sizzling]
[clinks]
[in English] You can't bribe me with this.
I can see the floor.
Wow. Hardwood.
-[waves lapping]
-[birds chirping]
[sighs]
Well, I guess this is it. Damn it!
Time to clean up
all my crud from the ocean.
Thanks for helping.
And thanks, you know, for other stuff.
[in gibberish] I’m tired after
holding up my left hand for so long.
[in English] Why your left hand?
[in gibberish] Who cares!
[splashing]
[chiming]
[whimsical theme music playing]
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01x15 - Now I'm Really Alone
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The second season of beloved web series Bee and PuppyCat after a nearly five year break.
The second season of beloved web series Bee and PuppyCat after a nearly five year break.