01x24 - Osoroshiki Kyoteki! San Kishu

[bunniefuu]

In order to save the young girl Yukina,

Yusuke and Kuwabara stole their way
into Tarukane Gonzo's mansion.

Furthermore, they fought against
twelve Yokai and defeated them.

However, new foes appeared
to stand in the way of the two.

They are first horn Miyuki, second
horn Inmaki, and third horn Gokumonki...

the terrifying Sankishu!

"Terrifyingly Mighty Foes! The Sankishu."

I am Miyuki, first horn of
the Sankishu. You will face me.

A girl?! You've gotta be joking! How am
I supposed to fight against a girl?!

I'm withdrawing, I'm withdrawing.
Come on, Urameshi, let's go.

That's kind of you.
However, it's discrimination.

Even if you don't come at me,
I'll beat you mercilessly to death!

It's no good, I say! We don't have
any inclination to fight women!

I'll face you!

Hey, Urameshi! Isn't that kind of...?

I make no distinction about
who comes to me for a fight,

be they women, or old folks, or babies.

I will face any sort of person in a fight!

This will be interesting.

If you wish to pass through here,
then come after me!

Before I do, I have to
make sure about this!

Why, you...! How insolent!

I've seen through you!

Hey, Urameshi, what did you do?

Cut out your futile resistance!
You know there's no way you can win!

Silence!

I will not allow you to dishonor me!

Dishonor her, she says?

What is she talking about?

Urameshi handled that woman's breast...!

Hurry up and get yourself
beaten up, you miserable beast!

Once you come up before
my eyes, you will die!

Hey, Urameshi! Are you
seriously getting beaten up?

Yusuke!

Has she won?

If you want me to come closer to you
so badly, I'll come at you from here!

Take this!

Why, you...!

Urameshi! You... You...
You're playing dirty!

You don't go after a woman's chest!

What do you want?! I'm in
the middle of a fight! Stop griping!

You dumbass! There are some things that,
as a man, you just don't do!

What kind of nonsense
are you talking about?!

Urameshi, you...!

You've been bugging me
for some time now!

You jackass!

Punching a woman in the chest, and kicking
her in the face is horrible, you know!

I don't care if your opponent
is a Yokai, she's a woman!

Why don't you think a little more
about how you're fighting her?!

Nah, I held back at first, thinking it
might be a woman. Then I made sure.

That's no woman. It's a man!

What?

A Yokai drag queen? Really?!

When I first checked it out, see...

You mean then?

...I couldn't tell if the breasts
were implanted or injected,

they just bulged out.

Underneath, he was definitely hooked up.

W-What?! In that one instant,
you were able to manage such a feat?

I-I don't know whether I should
be impressed or disgusted...

This is discrimination! For you to hold
back until you discovered my identity!

My body may be a man's,
but in my heart, I am a woman!

Don't be ridiculous!

If you're a man, then stop
going around half-assed!

And if you're a woman at heart,
then don't go doing things halfway--

make both your heart
and your body a woman's!

I've lost!

Hey, is that really a man?
I just can't believe it!

Easy to take advantage like this, huh?
Pardon me for just a moment...

You vulgar rat!

Are you watching this, Taru-chan?

After we defeat two more,
we're coming for you!

This just might be something after all.

I have bet 500 million that
the intruders would lose.

I have bet 300 million.
Nurukawa-san has bet 500 million,

Mitsui-san has bet 200 million,
and Sakyo-san, as I recall...

I bet 20 billion that
the intruders would win.

Tarukane-san, you look pale.

If those two youngsters win,
you have to pay double, after all.

You'll have to pay Sakyo-san
the sum of 40 billion!

More importantly, Tarukane-san,

you're getting to the point where you
should stop making wagers, aren't you?

You're joking.
The contest is just beginning!

So this is one of those strawberry buns

that you have to wait
in line a week to buy?

My snack today is awesome, huh?
I will partake!

Koenma-sama, are you going
to eat with your pacifier in place?

What are you trying to say?

Oh, nothing. It's just that it must
be nice for you, Koenma-sama,

to be able to eat so many
different things every day...

I get it, I get it.
Well, shall we gamble for it?

Yusuke and the others versus the
Sankishu... Which one of them will win?

Whoever is right eats the bun!

As one would expect from
Koenma-sama, what a thoughtful idea!

So then, I will bet that Yusuke
and the others will win.

Oh, no you don't! I'm the one who
bets that Yusuke and them will win!

-I am!
-I am!

-I am!!
-I am!!

Tie, go again!

I did it!

Damn!

You know something,
you really are one despicable guy!

For feeling around
Miyuki's breasts and stuff!

What were you planning to do
if he was really a woman?

Dummy! In that case, I would have just
been glad to have done it, you know?

I'm gonna tell Keiko-chan you said that!

Look, you! She's got
nothing to do with it!

As it so happens, there's this
CD that I want real bad...!

Are you trying to blackmail me?
You bast--

Cut it out, both of you!

Have you forgotten we're
here to help Yukina-chan?!

That's right! We don't have any
time for this inconsequential stuff!

Yukina-san, I, Kuwabara the man,
am coming immediately to save you!

Looks like there's
going to be a snowstorm.

We won't be able to see
each other for a little while.

Everyone, hurry on home!

There now, go on!

This way!

Watch out!

I LIVE FOR YUKINA

Urameshi...

Enter second horn, Inmaki...

Enter second horn, Inmaki!

How dare you do this to my
precious headband of love?!

I will not allow anyone to interfere

with the pure love between
myself and Yukina-san!

He disappeared!

Kuwabara, can you tell where he is?

It's no use. He's moving
so fast that I can't pin down

the direction his Yoki is coming from.

Damn...

Urameshi!

Run!

If you can't see me,
then there's nothing you can do!

Botan! Turn at the next corner!

Okay!

No matter where you run to, it's hopeless!

Now, Urameshi!

Yeah! Shotgun!!

sh**t that Rei-g*n enough times,
and even a poor shot like you will hit him!

-What?!
-How...?

That mantle of yours was
unable to conceal your Yoki.

All we needed to know was the direction
you were coming from and the timing,

and you were no match for us.

At Kuwabara's signal, I launched my
shotgun such that you had nowhere to run,

so I couldn't help but hit you.

One more to go!

Way to go! Way to go! One more to go!

Koenma-sama, let me just say again
that if Yusuke and the others win,

then that strawberry bun
is mine, you know.

I'm quitting the bet.

If you break a promise, the rules of Hell
say you must swallow a thousand needles!

Ah, that's right!

Look out!

Sankishu third horn Gokumonki
is your opponent now!

Take this! Rei-g*n!

Whoa, you'll hit this girl!

Yusuke, do something!

You coward!

Rei-ken!!

How interesting!

What's wrong, Kuwabara?!

I was afraid that it would be bad
if I hit Botan-chan, so I pulled back!

Kuwabara-kun!

Kuwabara!

Are you all right?

Yeah...

See that, see that? You can't do a
thing as long as she is here, can you?

Damn...

You're so clever!
I'm going to squash you humans!

Botan! Raise your arms!

Bye-bye!

That did it!

You fool!

Shonen Jump!!

All right, now...

They've done it, huh, Koenma-sama?

Just what you'd expect
from Yusuke and Kuwabara.

You can tell what I put
into fostering them both.

Huh? Koenma-sama!
My strawberry bun!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I must
have eaten it without thinking!

But it wasn't on purpose!

I didn't intend in the least to
break my promise, you know.

That was sneaky, you...!

Taru-chan, get yourself
ready and wait for us there!

Why, you...!

I had no idea these guys
were going to be this tough.

This is a surprise! They've easily
defeated even the Sankishu!

I am the sole winner again.

Peace!

Fifty billion altogether.

Shouldn't you give up about now?

Whoa, what are you saying, Sakyo-san?
You may have won big, but we've lost!

This time, we're all going to bet
the same way Sakyo-san does.

You're not about to say you're
quitting now, right, Tarukane-san?

You need not worry. This next
wager will be the final one.

It appears our turn has come around.

The Toguro brothers versus
the two intruders... Who will win?

Go ahead and get carried away,
and bet even 100 billion on the intruders.

I'll take back everything
I've lost up to now!

So, what will it be, Sakyo-san?

72 trillion, 350 billion.

What?

I bet 72 trillion, 350 billion yen
that the intruders will win.

72 trillion, 350 billion?!

72 trillion, 350 billion yen?!

That's the same amount as
the Japanese national budget!

That's an absurd amount of money!

It's not as though
you couldn't produce it.

If you were to squeeze the money
out of all of your property,

you should be able to manage it.

Interesting! I won't tell you
to back down, Tarukane-san.

Taking the game you have put forward
to its very end is the dictate of the BBC!

We will have to be audience to this.

No matter who loses,
there's nothing more enjoyable

than the misfortune of others, after all.

Sakyo, what are you thinking?

Don't tell me you know some
secret that I don't know about!

No, that can't be it! If I win this bet,
all that money will be mine!

Tarukane Gonzo will be the greatest
gambler of our lifetime!

All right, I accept!

I'm counting on you, Toguro brothers!

How many years has it been
since my blood was this excited?

I'm aching to show off my stuff!

Sakashita!

Bring Yukina here. Do it so
the BBC folks are unaware, see?

Post minimal-level wards up
to make sure she does not escape.

All that's left is to find out where
she is and then blow Tarukane away!

Wait! I'm reading Yoki!

What?

I feel it...

It's not evil... It must be her!

How can you tell?

It's the resolve of love!

I'll try deliberating on her,
to see if I can do it.

Yukina-san... You're Yukina-san,
right? Please, respond to me.

Yukina-san!

Who are you?

A hero of justice, Kuwabara Kazuma!

Kuwabara Kazuma-san?

She responded!

Yukina-san! I, Kuwabara the man,

have overcome a great deal
of danger for your sake,

and have now come to save you!

Please, run away, quickly!

You can't mean... Yukina-san...!

Tarukane Gonzo has employed a band
of Yokai! You're a human, right?

There's no way you can win!

Relax. We've defeated all of them!
All that remains is to save you.

That can't be so! Right now,
one of those people is next to me.

In that case, he's bluffing.

I don't feel the slightest
bit of Yoki from him.

In any case, thanks to her
being let out of that perimeter,

I can tell where she is!

We're going to help her,
even if she doesn't want us to!

This way!

Underground, huh?

I feel her! It's Yukina!

What is that incredible Yoki?!

Yukina, hang on!

What is that?!

It sure is gross!

What are you doing?! It's further in!

The door's closing!

She must be in there!

That's our final opponent, huh?

Sure enough, I can't feel hardly any Yoki
from them. This will be an easy win...

Yukina-san!

Sit tight! We'll save you right away!

Th-The Toguro brothers!
Don't tell me they're there!

Koenma-sama, do you know them?

How good of you to come. I would ask
that you please don't go too hard on us.

What sort of spiritual power
and techniques

do the Toguro brothers possess?

Will Yusuke and Kuwabara
be able to defeat them in battle,

and rescue Yukina safely?

There's only two foes remaining,
but these guys are ridiculouly strong!

Not even attacking with
all we've got can do the job!

However, there's no way
we can just back down like this!

I'll do anything to help Yukina-san,
who stands right before our eyes!

Everyone, please watch the
determination of Kuwabara the man!

Next time, "Burn, Kuwabara!
The Underlying Power of Love."

I'll show you the will of a man!