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09x16 - Concours d'Ele-Bitchin'

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bitchin' Rides". Aired: September 2, 2014 – present.*
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Reality show featuring Dave Kindig from the Salt Lake City, Utah-based company Kindig It Designs as they show their process of restoring and rebuilding vehicles.

09x16 - Concours d'Ele-Bitchin'

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Excited to be invited
to this Concours show.

We're going to focus
on the paint job.

A lot of people think
white's white, black's black.
It don't work like that.

It's about the art
of the cars.

Put the engine
and trans in.

It's quite a bit that goes
into it.

I just cringe every
time I think about
the chances we take.

Easy. Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Get her done.

A company-wide
pinewood derby car.

-You didn't read the rules?
- A little bit.

I'm going to kick Kev Dog's...

Don't burn the track down.
That is a rule.

-You know I don't
like surprises.
-Oh, you love surprises.

-Three, two...
-I'm just laughing.

- One.
-... I just won against
all these boys.

- One.
-... I just won against
all these boys.

Yeah.

When I look
at a blank canvas
I see endless possibilities.

As the ideas come to mind,
the lines start to fall
into place.

And before you know it,

we have a bitchin' ride.

A bitchin' ride has
intense colors...

This is gorgeous.

...performance...

It's fantastic.

...stance, wheels, sound.

...stance, wheels, sound.

There's one thing that makes
our cars stand out.

Ours are Bitchin' Rides.

- Well, it never
gets old.

Kindig-it Design
has been invited
to a very exclusive party.

The Concours d'Elegance,
Wynn Las Vegas.

The only problem is,

I haven't built the car
that's going to go
to that.

Turns out that the next CF1
coming out of my shop

is going to be the perfect fit
for this show.

All right. Let's see.

Silver. Yeah. There we go.

The owners of CF1 number five

The owners of CF1 number five

have entrusted me to perfect
their color decision.

So, what I'm hoping to do,

I have three different
reds here.

I've got a much more
bright red,

I've got a medium red,

which is a little bit more
on the,

I guess, what I would
call, the tomato side.

And then, I have a darker,
more brown burgundy-ish.

And I really like this.

I know that I'm going to go
with this color right here.

I just really love it,

and I have-- I've used these
enough times.

But I think that
this is really the color

that I'd like to do
on the interior.

And I know that Don and Terry
really want something
that's kind of elegant.

And I know that Don and Terry
really want something
that's kind of elegant.

They have a nice
car collection with some
really pretty stuff in there.

Definitely want to do silver.

This brownish red color
interior would look beautiful
with a silver color.

But what color of silver?

Trying to go with something
that's not super
bright silver,

like the Karmann Ghia
with a really bright
red leather.

I want to do something
that's a little bit more
European and vintage.

Maybe, something along
what would be on,
like, an Aston Martin.

And this one really just keeps
catching my eye.

And if it's too dark,
it might be too much.

If it's too light, it might
look like it's already been
done before.

If it's too light, it might
look like it's already been
done before.

See, that's not
a bad combination.

This has a lot
of gold undertones.

Uh, we call it Bubbly.

This is a beautiful color.

It's a nice combination, too.

It might not get a bad one.

This one's just more
of a medium silver.

Really fine pearl.

And again, it's very elegant.

But I'm looking for something
that's just a little bit
more cool.

I think this coarse
cha-ching silver.

It's not charcoal
and I don't want
a charcoal gray.

I want to do something
that's still bright

but shows off
all the body lines...

and has this deeper and darker
brownish red.

and has this deeper and darker
brownish red.

We've done silvers
and charcoals before

but I want to use something
that I've never used before.

I've never used that color
or this color.

I just developed them.

But this one right here,
I think cha-ching...

I'm really kind of sold
on that.

And you know,
I think really...

an overview of the entire
build is...

that we're gonna-- we've been
actually invited

to take this car
to a Concours
at the Wynn in Vegas.

And I think that it would
really fit in nice

to not just
the Concours but also
in the car collection.

to not just
the Concours but also
in the car collection.

I'm gonna go grab
a spray out card
and take it outside

and see how it looks
in the sun.

cha-ching silver. Mmm,
que belle.

All right. Well, this...

in 31 degree cold weather
looks beautiful.

I can't imagine what
and how good it's going
to look in 80 degree weather.

Yeah. That's definitely it.

I like this lighter silver

but I definitely think
that this...

but I definitely think
that this...

is just
a beautiful combination.

And get just enough platinum
that rolls off of it or almost
a charcoal.

But the bright silver
at the top sides...

Yeah. I definitely
think that that
is the winning combination.

So...

I'll present that
with a rendering

to Don and Terry and see
what they think.

But I think this is elegant.

Que belle.

Oh, it's cold.

I'm actually really excited

that this car has been invited
to go to a Concours show

because it's not normal
that we take a custom car, uh,

to one of these types
of shows.

But I think that this actually
is a really good fit

for that particular
kind of a show because...

it's kind of all encompassing,

uh, it's about the art
of the cars. Very rare,
early cars.

And this one, in particular,
I think just has...

And this one, in particular,
I think just has...

uh, a beautiful style line
to it.

It has great heritage, uh,
from the original cars

and, uh, you know, I think
it's going to fit in really,
really well.

Now that this is on paper,
I think the colors are going
to work so well.

So, overall, I am extremely
happy with the way
that the car is looking.

And even more so,
I'm excited to be invited
to this Concours show

And even more so,
I'm excited to be invited
to this Concours show

because we've never done that.

So, huh.

A debut of a Concours
d'Elegance vehicle

on the Wynn Golf Course,
the week before SEMA.

Stop.

We're going to mix up
the body color
for the CF1 number five.

A little bit on the silver
grayish side.

I think it's going to be
a really beautiful color.

With both fine
and medium pearls
in this color,

cha-ching silver
is the perfect shade

and will make this car
look beautiful.

A lot of people think
whites white, blacks black.
It don't work like that.

A lot of people think
whites white, blacks black.
It don't work like that.

We got a lot of different
toners depending on what
you're making.

Using all of the toners
to the exact specifications

of what's been put into
the original recipe
is important.

There's just lots
of variations into making...

pretty much any color
that you want.

This one has one, two, three,
four, five,

plus a connector
and the reducer.

It's quite a bit that goes
into it.

You always want to make sure

you're dead on when it comes
down to how many grams
you put in.

If you go over or under,
the color can variate.

If you go over or under,
the color can variate.

And then, you go to mix up
some more and your color
is off.

There's several
toners that make
this cha-ching silver,

and it has to be spot on,

otherwise you might be
a fraction of a shade off
and that wouldn't be good.

Here we go. That's the color
we got for the CF1
number five.

Enough of that
technical crap.

Let's get to the putting
the paint on the car.

Let do it.

You know, sometimes
from the outside looking in,

it looks like it might be very
simple to actually apply
the paint.

But you know what?

You'd be wrong to assume that.

It takes a very talented crew
to prep the car properly,

to have it perfectly cleaned,

to apply the paint properly

in the right steps
with the right sealer colors

and of course, putting
the clear coat on perfectly

and of course, putting
the clear coat on perfectly

and stacking it the way
we like to,

so, we can cut it down,
make it perfectly flat.

Sounds like it was easy?

Not now.

One, two, three.

Careful. Careful.

The frame is here.

Now, it's time to put
the suspension on.

The process hasn't changed
since the first one,

so, it should probably go up
pretty fast.

We can get this stuff
buttoned up,

we're gonna throw
this spindles on it.

Put the engine and trans in,

and then start on all
of our hard lines.

The chassis is all
assembled and ready
to accept the body.

And this always makes
me a little bit nervous

because these bodies
fit pretty tight to the sides
of the frame.

Hey, hey...

I just cringe every
time I think about
the chances we take.

Hey,
keep loading it up.

Just got to be super careful
and don't screw it up.

We're going to lift this up,
and then, uh...

lightly rest the body
on the frame.

I don't know what
Dave's so nervous about
all of a sudden.

This is what we do.

Missed a couple
of pieces,

so we're gonna try
and make it work.

We're gonna put these boards
right up against these
rockers here.

We're gonna put these boards
right up against these
rockers here.

So then, we can distribute
the weight all the way across.

The bodies on these
cars are extremely light.

It doesn't always play
in our advantage.

Sometimes we need a little bit
of weight to kind of keep
it on the lift.

If somebody runs into
this thing, it can fall
right off.

The body is off
the rotisserie.

Now, all we have to do
is roll the frame in here
and put the two together.

Go.

Down, down, down.

Couldn't reach it.

Okay. I don't think
we're gonna make it.

Just messing around.
This is an easy fix.

It's because
of the four by fours.

So, we started using these
four by fours on these bodies

to spread the load
across the body,
which works excellent.

- Brake line's
okay, Tim?
- Yeah.

Okay. I put it
in neutral.

-That way it's
straight up and down.
- Okay.

-That way it's
straight up and down.
- Okay.

Okay. We need to come forward
a little bit.

The body needs to move forward
just a hair or this is not
going to work.

Forward.

It's that way.

Forward.

- Easy. Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!

What was that?

Gonna lift this up, and then,
uh, lightly rest the body
on the frame.

And this always makes
me a little bit nervous

because these bodies
fit pretty tight
to the sides of the frame.

You just gotta be
super careful.

Forward.

It's that way.

Forward.

- Easy. Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!

What was that?

That is not a sound
I like to hear.

Something.

Might have been the lift
on the tabs on the side.

So, we started using
these four by fours.

So, we started using
these four by fours.

The only problem is,
is now the lift doesn't
go low enough

to actually make contact
with the chassis.

Basically, right now
this board,

-it's hindering everything.
- Yeah.

Because the tab
is on the frame.

But are we okay
without the board in there?

Well, if you lift it up,
we'll pull the board out.

- Right.
-So, we get--

So, what do we do?

We just jack the chassis up
to the body.

So, right there we're...

we'll have to basically
use the go jacks
to bring it up more

and a jack...

And then, we can get it up
in the air, and then...

bring these down the rest
of the way,

take the four by fours off.

take the four by fours off.

We can go down now.

Four people lifting
and one person move
each board.

You grab in the...

upper door hinge.

Okay. That should be
out there.

Luckily, this is only a couple
of hundred pound problem
and not a two-ton problem.

This whole thing
with the doors and hoods
is only 200 and...

well, almost 300 pounds. 291.

-Okay. Are we ready?
- Yeah.

We should be
able to...

We should be
able to...

put her down.

And at least be able to...

- Yeah.
- Once we got it,
it might cover that hole.

Yeah. So now,
we should be able
to put the things in and...

twist her around.

So now, we can line
her all up.

We're good there. Good there.

We can put all the front
together now.

Let me know
when you guys are ready.

- I'm ready.
- Yeah.

All right. We need
to get a measurement
for these spacers,

so, we can actually
sit in the car.

You take care of the shifter.
Get that done.

And then, Kenny can do
the fuel lines.

Let's get her done.

The guys in the shop,

all year long they work
really hard to put these
beautiful cars together.

And honestly, it's time
to treat them to something
a little bit more fun.

All right, guys.

So, we are going
to be celebrating

the 23rd anniversary
of Kindig-it Design this year.

the 23rd anniversary
of Kindig-it Design this year.

There was a thing that was
brought up. I think would be
kind of cool.

And with that...

-Okay.
- Go ahead
and tell them.

So, I wanted to do
this for a little while.

I thought it'd be super fun
to do a company-wide
pinewood derby car.

I wanted to do
two different classes.

So, we'll do just straight
Boy-scout rules.

Then the second class
would be Unlimited.

So, you could do whatever
you want.

You can do propulsion,

you can do bearings
in the wheels, whatever.

Did you get a track?

Did you get a track?

Well, I was talking to Brian,

and he hooked us up with one.

- Awesome.
- So, I think we've got
it figured out there.

We're going to supply
you with two cars, okay?

So, you can do one
in the Boy-scouts rules,
and then, one Unlimited.

You might just choose
to just do one or the other,
it doesn't matter.

We'll give you a couple hours
also on the clock
to do...

-What?
-some construction
on it. Yeah.

-Nice.
-On the clock.

But we're gonna have,
obviously, Boy-scout rules,

and then, you're gonna have
an Unlimited class,

and then, is there any, uh,
class for Trailer Queens?

Uh, what,
a full on show?

Uh, what,
a full on show?

- Maybe that would be
a good idea.
-Huh.

Sounds like Dave already
has the answer for that one.

Sounds like he wants
to do that.

Hey! You know what? Why not?

Does anybody know
the Boy-scout rules, anyway?

Width shall not see
two and three quarter inches.

Length can't be over seven.

Can't exceed five ounces
in weight.

Axles, wheels and body
shall be for materials
provided in the kit only.

Yeah.

All additional wheels can be
purchased separately.

I don't know if you want
to run like a six by six
or something.

No lubricating oil.

-But you can use graphite.
-Yeah.

You can use graphite.
Dry graphite.

So, it says,
no suspension.

-You can't use any spring
of any kind.
- That's good.

-You can't use any spring
of any kind.
- That's good.

It must be freewheeling
with no starting devices.

And no loose materials
of any kind are allowed
in or outside of the vehicle.

Okay.

-So, that is the
Boy-scout rules
- Yeah.

Which means that
the Unlimited rules are,

you can put suspension in it.

You can have it over
seven inches.

Put liquid oil
in your bearings.

And an igniter system
with or without, uh...

Can't burn
the track down.

Don't burn the track down.
That is a rule.

I-- I didn't hear that.

So, it is
a limited class.

So, it is
a limited class.

- It is limited.
-It is somewhat limited.

You can't burn the track down.

So, we're building
brand new cars this year?

I'm just saying,
in the Boy-scout rule book

it does say something about
having to have the car built
same year as the competition.

I'm-- I don't know if we're
sticking to that rule.

I think it's a stupid
rule anyway.

A few years back,
Will Lockwood

helped me build the ultimate
pinewood derby car.

It was a Bugatti Veyron,
and it was perfectly weighed.

That thing was a rocket.

It'd be a shame to have
it just not ever come out
of retirement.

Don't worry about it.

Hey! Let's not get stuck
on the small details,
all right?

Hey! Let's not get stuck
on the small details,
all right?

Yeah. I gotta sit down
with my pens and draw one out.

You know, sketch it up
real quick...

And just drop it off
to the metal guys.

Huh. Sounds like
you're on my same schedule.

Other than that, guys.

Yeah. Thanks again for making
it happen for 23 years.

Another 23!

Whoo! Thanks, guys.

I gotta start cheating
now if I'm gonna get ahead
of the game.

Looks like Santa Claus's
workshop here.

If you see all
of the mechanics in the shop
getting into woodworking,

you know something special
is going on.

You know, on our anniversary
we typically do something
really fun as a whole group

and bring the families in.

We've done car shows
at the shop.

We've gone to parks.

We've done all sorts of stuff.

But we have never done
a pinewood derby.

So, we're going to do
three different categories
of pinewood derby cars.

We're going to do
Boy-scout rules.

We're going to do Unlimited.

And then, Show Queens.

Basically, just the best
of show.

I plan to win all three
of these.

Boy-scout rule.

Boy-scout rule.

I'm gonna motivate the guys
to take a little bit of extra
time on their cars

by giving them a couple
of hours for free to work
on their cars in the shop.

An entire year of bragging
rights is on the line
right here,

so, everybody's taking
it pretty seriously.

I think this one's just
going to be... slender.

Maybe, that will make it fast.

Got two hours to do this stuff

And I'm not taking
two minutes longer.

Whoo!

Everybody has
a different strategy

on how they're going
to build their cars.

Some, I think,
that's a great idea
and I agree with it.

Some, I'm just like...

we employ these people?

I want to do it all by hand
'cause I've never done
it by hand before.

The best way
to win a race is have
the right motivation, so...

I'm working out a device here,
where my car will actually
be more motivated

to make it to the finish line.

My master plan is to get
as many people

to do as many things on my...

Working as hard
as I can.

I think I got the winning
idea, though, for sure.

It's a skateboard.

It's a skateboard.

So far, I got two days.

I'm going for the sports car.

A little wing.

We're gonna focus
on the paint job.

Did you see his Camaro?

This thing got
rolled up windows on it.

How did you inset the wheels?

- Did you add
the material to the sides?
- Yup.

Well, what?

Oh, you added?

How did you even--

-But it's still within
the worked out rules.
-Right.

Like, he's got like 12 hours
in it before he even got here.

You did that over the weekend?

Well, over a few weekends.

My God!

I got 12 minutes and I'm good.

I got 12 minutes and I'm good.

Greg is the guy to watch.

Greg's the guy that does
the research.

You know, it seems
to me like the shape
of the cars

is relatively unimportant

just because these things
aren't going to be going
super-fast,

so, I'm just trying to reduce
friction with the components.

Gotta look out for Greg.
Sharper than he looks.

And he looks pretty sharp.

While everyone's slaving away
on their cars at the shop,

I've got a little bit
better strategy.

I've been
watching Kevin,

I've been
watching Kevin,

and he hasn't picked up a tool
all day.

But there's some rumor
going around

that he's got something
up his sleeve.

Yo, what'd you do?
You go to the Boy-scout store?

I'm working on mine.

Oh, I heard what you were
talking about.

Propulsion unit.

- No.
-Did you like, pay somebody
to build it for you or what?

You ain't cheating,
you ain't winning.

You ain't cheating,
you ain't winning.

Everybody in the shop
is excited and working
on their cars

for the first ever
Kindig-it Design
bitchin' derby.

This is going to be a fair
and clean competition

Hey, so, um...

I want to...

I want to team up
with you a little bit.

Mostly.

Yeah. I'm sure you do.

-But here's the deal--
-I remember the last
pinewood derby you built.

I mean, I built for you.

I've got no problem helping
Dave out here, again.

But I want to build
my own, too.

-Oh! Come on. It was
a 50-50 thing.

So now, here's the deal.

So now, here's the deal.

I don't want you building
my race car.

I need help with my show car.

What can't you do?
You could do it all.

I don't know how to run
the mill.

What?

-These are my wheels.
-Oh, God.

I mean, I really plan
on kicking everybody's butt
on this thing.

But if I don't have time,

I don't know how
it's gonna go.

So, I got the nails
and it's like perfect sizing.

This bushing in here, right?

But the problem I've got,

the tire width...

is so close.

I need to take that inner
tread off,

-and a little bit of the hub,

so that I still fit
in the track.

I'll just take them
to the sander and mess
them all up.

I'll just take them
to the sander and mess
them all up.

Maybe, you weren't the right
guy to ask to help me.

There is no way I'm gonna
build this whole car
for someone else.

What's this chrome piece
you got going on over there?

Oh, this is... this is Dave
getting me hooked up
to do his stuff.

- Oh, yeah. Okay.
-Yeah. Yeah.

Build his custom show rod.

Yeah. You better be
billing him for that.

Oh, he always wrangles
me into the things
that he supposedly can't do,

which he could do
if he would try.

Because he likes to stick
to his coloring
projects, so...

This give us a great
opportunity to sabotage
him, too.

That's right.

We got to take
the tiniest bit off.

Or more off. I'm sure
we'll be okay.

So, literally nobody cheats
like Kev.

He hasn't touched a tool
all day long.

Yo, what'd you do?
Go to the Boy-scout store?

I'm working on mine.

Oh, I heard what you were
talking about.

Propulsion unit.

Oh, what the heck is that
all about?

Yeah. What are you doing?

Building some custom wheels
for my showpiece.

I builded him some
custom wheels.

Oh, what have you done?

Oh, what have you done?

-What have you done?
-I took the diecast car apart
when it came on.

-What?

So, I decided to use some
custom wheels off
of a diecast car

and I'm going to modify these
to fit on my pinewood
derby car.

I don't care if you actually
have to use the originals.

Who cares?

I think the Boy-Scout route
will go really quick.

I'm not really focusing
on that one.

I feel like I could whip
that out in like, ten minutes.

-With all kind of--
-But the other one's gonna
take a little bit of time

and thinking about.

It sounds like somebody else
is thinking about it,
you know, right now.

Did you like, pay somebody
to build it for you or what?

Okay. I can answer
that question to you,

Okay. I can answer
that question to you,

but I don't know who just made
these wheels for you, so...

I just had to machine
them off.

Oh, he offered to pay.

-Yeah.

Come on, Dave.

You're the last person
that should be giving
me a hard time about cheating.

I guess, there's not a whole
lot of difference

between I'm going
to accusing you of,
and what I actually did.

Exactly. High five.

-So, yeah.

I kind of got a little bit
of a jump on it.

I've already started working
on it and I just--

I don't want to reveal
all my secrets.

You've already cut a check,
a deposit.

-Yeah. Okay. Whatever.

Hey, you-- you're probably
cheating in some way shape
or form anyways, too.

You ain't cheating,
you ain't living, right?

You ain't cheating,
you ain't living, right?

You ain't cheating,
you ain't winning.

-Did you get a loan for that
or what?
- Maybe.

It's funny to me that
the two people

that said I'm gonna be
the biggest cheater

are literally cheating
right in front of me,
right now.

Just ask anybody.

Everyone will tell you,
Dave will be
the biggest cheater.

Who's the biggest cheater
in the group?

Who is the
biggest cheat?

The one who's not making
a car right now.

-Kevin, for sure.
- All right.

Kevin, all day.

Isn't his actual name,
Kevin Cheating b*stard Chili?

Kevin's always gonna pull
something out. You know he is.

He'll just order
it off Amazon.

He'll just order
it off Amazon.

He would.

Me or Justin.

Justin?

Like, Stephens?

You're making two on me?

What is he gonna do?

Like, upholster it?

Is that gonna make it faster
or what?

Looks as if you guys ought
to work on one.

My car's already done
and upholstered.

Three-time champ.

Yes. I know how to cheat.

-Well, it reminds me,
we're out of peanuts.

-The peanut gallery.
-Get us out of here.

First rule is, don't
get caught.

Second rule is, make sure
you polish your spindles.

Second rule is, make sure
you polish your spindles.

Third rule is, only leave
three wheels on the track.

Less drag.

It is a track.

I'm gonna kick Kev Dog's a*s.

Kevin, how's your car
coming along?

Great.

I did a bunch of research
on my propulsion yesterday.

Propulsion unit.

What the hell is that?

Who's the
biggest cheat?

Dave Kindig.

Yeah. He cheats.

-Dave.
-That's what he does.

He's over there
talking to the engineer.

Okay?

Do you think Dave Kindig's
an engineer?

Do you think Dave Kindig's
an engineer?

It speaks for itself.

Will's already over there
building parts for him.

Kevin does have a point.

I cheat...

much like everybody else.

I gotta cover up the glance,
so, no one knows I'm cheating.

But with a daughter in need,
I'm a dad indeed.

I've grossly underestimated
this challenge

because I don't know
what I'm doing.

And I don't want to go use
the saw 'cause I don't want
to break it.

Oh, it's gonna be fun.

I'm gonna mess everything up.

I'm afraid I'm gonna
hurt myself.

I'm afraid I'm gonna
hurt myself.

Even if she's accusing
me of cheating, I'm still
gonna give her a hand.

Okay.

Hey, let me try
one and make sure
I'm in the right spot.

Okay. Try that one.

That one looks harder.

No. It's just a straight cut.

- Just, like...
- So, let me draw
you a harder line, okay.

What you don't want to do
is you don't want
to push it hard

and you don't want to get
it in there and go...

like that. 'Cause it'll burn
up the blade or it'll break
the blade. Okay?

like that. 'Cause it'll burn
up the blade or it'll break
the blade. Okay?

Okay. Just stay close.

This is where
it changes direction.

Okay?

So again, just make sure
you stay firm.

Just like that.

-Nice.
-That's awesome.

So, this is classic.

Dave got three people to work
on his car for him.

He worked on Baylee's car.

I don't even know whose cars
these really are.

Okay. Now that that's done,
I can get back to my build.

I need a whole another chunk
of wood.

I need a whole another chunk
of wood.

It's going to be the end
of the day and I got
to tell you something.

I am exhausted just watching
everybody else work.

Just looking around.

There's gonna be some very
interesting entries into
this pinewood derby contest.

What you got here?

Brax, where are you going?

As I was going through it,
I was first thinking,

um, I would try to go
for like a, you know,
old 1950's Rolls-Royce.

-Are you interested in how
this one turns out?
-Yeah.

-You like it?
-Yeah. I do.

-So far, you like it?
-Where you going, dude?

-Come here. Let's talk.

Come here. What's wrong?

Why is your face so red?

Why is your face so red?

Long body style, but then,
k*ll Bill came into my mind,

and the, uh, wagon that
she escapes out
of the hospital.

-What? What up?
-What's wrong, dude?

-Nothing. Nothing's
wrong, bro.
- What?

I don't want to ruin
the surprise.

You got to wait till...
till race night.

-You know I don't
like surprises.
-Oh, you love surprises.

They say, aerodynamics
doesn't matter
but I don't care.

I want to make it look cool.

You're gonna love it.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

-Okay?
- Yeah.

All the sanders
are occupied,

so, I just figured
I might as well
use this big machine.

Going after nature.

You know, like they designed
the b*mber after...

the shape of the falcon
and like a tuna.

the shape of the falcon
and like a tuna.

and the way rain falls.

Put a guide coat on it,
so, I can kind of...

tell when to stop sanding.

Oh, that's the shape.

This is it. I'm just gonna
round it out a little bit.

I ran out of people
to, uh, for help.

I'm liking this.

I might use this
as my show car.

And it'll still go.

I think I'm gonna bring
my Bugatti out of retirement
and bring it in.

If you look really closely,

you can see the shape
is coming along.

It's like
a banana holder.

You know, that you have
on your counter.

You know, that you have
on your counter.

That will hold a banana,
all right.

We'll find someone
that feels bad for me enough
to help me some more.

I think you're doing great.

He didn't even look.

Everyone's got something
a little bit different.

But I'll tell you what,
Will's idea,

it's right up my alley.

-Kevin.
- Hi, Will.

Hey, you're so excited.

Check it out. Yeah.
Check it out.

Oh, that's so cool.

Oh, that's so cool.

I never even thought of that.

I never even thought of that.

Oh, that's super cool.

Of all the people around here,
I think Kev's gonna dig
my project the most.

-Is this the Unlimited one?
-Yeah.

That's cool.

From the Boy-scout rules,
it can't be this tall, right?

I don't know.

You didn't read the rules?

A little bit.

Race Day is going to be epic
with what I've got up
my sleeve.

Our pinewood derby
is coming up in just
a few days.

But first, I gotta check out
and see how Justin's doing
on the upholstery.

All right. Geez! You didn't
waste any time.

No.

This one's about done.

The other one's sitting
in the car.

I got a couple of final
adjustments on it and...

a few tweaks to make sure
everything clears
the door panels

- Right.
-and fills our gaps here
and here

-when it slid all
the way back.
-Nice.

Other than that, we're ready.

How do you like
the new shell?

I-- I like it.

- It's saving us time.
-Right.

- It's saving us time.
-Right.

'Cause we're not having
to fab up

-a bunch of extra parts
- Right.

-on the tubular, uh,
suspension seat.
-Right.

That looks good, too.

No, I think this is cool.

You know what we should do
is, uh, maybe after we get
done with this,

let's scan it and let's maybe
look at doing, like,
a two-part foam.

I sure like that idea.

I think that could really
save us some time.

If we had the foam fitting
pre-formed already,

glue it in and we're all ready
to this point, man. So...

Sizing it and ready to start
patterning it. Right.

I really like the idea
of that better.

We were just spending so much
time too on the tubing.

-You know, modifying
it from the suspension seat.
- Oh, yeah.

-You know, modifying
it from the suspension seat.
- Oh, yeah.

-This is like...
- Yeah.

Yeah. I think this was
kind of a no-brainer,

and, uh, should still be
just as comfortable

but a lot faster to get
it done.

I don't think we need to mold
these pieces.

-This isn't no big deal.
- No. I think that's
a simple enough piece, right?

So, yeah. It really is.

So, I mean, just building
one band and we got
this suspension in it

with the neo--
with the neoprene and, uh,

- Yeah. That's awesome.
-It might fit, so...

-Awesome.
- And I...

I think Will's gotten
the computer now
with all these pre-cuts on.

Pull,
pull for the brackets?

On the brackets.

- Cool.
-So, those will go a lot
faster, too.

- Cool.
-So, those will go a lot
faster, too.

So, we're not...

-So, we're a little more
on a production level but...
-All right. Good.

-Good.
-still making it look like
it's custom.

I'm pumped.

-I'll get out of your way so
you can get back at it then.
- Me too.

-Yep. looks good.
-Me, too. So...

Yeah. Don and Terry are gonna
love those seats.

Yeah. I can't wait to be
putting some dark red on it.

Yeah, baby.

Me, too. I can't wait
to see that.

Half.

Seven, eight.

All right. I know
what we gotta do there. Okay.

It's gonna take
a couple trips back and forth

for Justin to get this
just right.

But it's way easier to sneak
up on it than it is to take
too much off.

Foaming a seat's not something
I'm really interested in.

It's almost like bodywork.
It's incredibly dirty.

You're just sanding on stuff.

Justin's got the seats
all foamed up.

Now, we just need
to test dummy.

-What's up, Just?
- What's going on?

Same old

Going to these new
aluminum seat pans,

this gives us a lot more room
to get the seat down low,
further back,

and of course, now we can
standardize the foam.

Oh! Yeah, it's perfect.

Just what I was hoping for.

These seats feel wonderful.

I can live with that.

Okay. I'm gonna run
with it.

Oh, that's dope.

Don and Terry's CF1
is almost finished.

Don and Terry's CF1
is almost finished.

We got a pinewood derby thing,
fly to Las Vegas.

That's pretty much
the normal schedule.

We're gonna
go ahead and split up
into three groups.

Boy-scout, Unlimited,
and then, Best of show.

Each car is going to get
a number.

We're going to randomly
select brackets

and we're going to get down
to racing.

First and second place
from each heat is going
to advance.

-The winner gets
gift certificates.

-The winner gets
gift certificates.

First place...

First place, I'm throwing
a hundred dollars
cash in with it.

So, now we're throwing
in extra cash in
for the Boy-scout winner?

I know who's behind this.

You guys want to tune
your cars in.

You guys are free to run
as many times as you want

before we actually start
the competition.

May the best man win.

I'm gonna...

I'm gonna keep
my hundred dollars.

Told you.

The track turned out
to be beautiful,

but we want to go ahead
and take a couple of runs

and just kind of get used
to the track.

Also, for the Boy-scout class,

we need to get the scale out
and weigh everybody in.

we need to get the scale out
and weigh everybody in.

Make sure everybody
is on weight.

We got to lose a lot
of weight.

The other day when we were
using that,

whatever, the mail scale
or something, must have
been way off.

You know, I know
we have a very talented
car building group

here at Kindig-it Design.

But this has kind of blown
me away.

There's a lot of really
great cars here.

- It's a '67 Camaro.
-Go.

It's fast.

And it's just cooler than
everybody else's cars.

It's the winning car.

I painted it with a toolbox
replacement paint.

I painted it with a toolbox
replacement paint.

Yeah. Craftsman red.

I'm gonna kick your a*s, guys.

You got some money on it?
What's going on here?

Let's do it.

-Let's do it.

-Yeah.
-Let's go!

With these test heats,

we can really figure out
which lane is the fastest

and really dial your car in.

This is a raindrop falling
at Mach 2.

There's a two-stage pearl
under there,

and then, a two stage blue

with one fat coat of clear.

These cars aren't just being
judged on the quality
of the styling

but rather how fast
they go, too.

but rather how fast
they go, too.

You guys gotta understand,

there's usually nothing faster
than a Bugatti Veyron.

Go! Bye!

You know, this is almost
reminiscent of miniature
golf with Kevin.

Oh, my God! I'm awesome.

It's that damn Dave's
a cheater, right, again.

I'm just gonna have
to sabotage it.

Put some double sided
type of thing on the wheels.

I'll know when
the time's right.

Go!

Oh, no, !

And I almost caught him.

Whoo!

Now that all the cars
and people are warmed up
and weighed in,

it's time to get down
to racing.

-Number 80.
- Number eight--

- There's 80 cars?
-More cars.

And number 11.

Okay. Let's do another four.

The next heat, 321.
That's weird.

For the Boy-scout
competition, we have six heats

and I'm up first.

Three, two, one. Go.

Three, two, one. Go.

Bugatti...

I like winning,
I like winning,
I like winning.

See that.

This goes just to show
there's definitely some
cheating going on here.

-So, I think I'm gonna
act like...
-What?

We'll get one of Dave's
wheels or something.

Because it seems like
he's got the unfair
advantage somehow,

so... so...

we can't have him winning.

I mean, that's all
there is to it.

I'm gonna let that sucker
win a couple heats,

that's when I'm gonna strike.

Ready, set, go!

Ready, set, go!

It was close, but we're still
leading the pack.

Feeling good.
See how there's money
attached to mine?

-I'm gonna win.
-I don't know. This is...

-This must be over here.
-Go ahead.

I don't take
this seriously. Yeah!

-Easy. Easy.
Don't touch my boy.
-He's what?

I gotta-- I gotta get--
I gotta talk to it.

-I gotta talk.
-Wait.

- Talk to it. Okay.
-I'm just laughing.

Disappointing.

Oh, smooth run.

Probably gonna have
to break another
part of it off,

but, uh, you know,
it had a good life.

You pick whatever track
you want and I will still
destroy you.

Sounds like we got a race.

Go!

I know the engineering
is perfect,

I know the engineering
is perfect,

so, it's definitely
a flawed track.

Get your car
off the track.

Let's go!

Top two are advanced
and on to the next heat.

-Did you run twice?
- No.

There's no room for me.

The thing is,
those guys can carry on.

I'm gonna take a little time
and figure out how to cheat
just a little more.

Time to put an end
to this car.

Okay. Next heat.

I'm pretty sure I just won
against all these boys.

Yeah!

Don't get too excited,

but I am going to tell you,

the Bugatti's up next
and it has been
smoking everybody.

Set...

No.

I think I got...

-I think I got smoked.
-Oh, no finish?

Uh, yeah. This isn't right.

-Serious?
-Bugatti's out!

Bugatti's out!

Oh, that's imp-- unbelievable.

I think somebody must have
touched my car.

I definitely think somebody
sabotaged me.

This is messed up.

Bugatti's out!

I should feel bad...

but I don't.

I want to look at the weights.

-Apparently.
- I want to look
at the weights.

Somebody's messing
with my car.

You know what? The way,
I guess, I have to look
at it is,

You know what? The way,
I guess, I have to look
at it is,

sometimes you win,
sometimes you lose,

but right now, I'm having
a blast.

So, you know what? I'm gonna
go watch the rest
of the competition.

Seventy-nine.

Eleven.

Come on. Move!

Literally, if I didn't have
those marks on the back,
I wouldn't have made it.

Okay. Ready,
steady, go!

That's all
for the semifinals.

Now we're down to the top four

and only one winner
can be chosen.

Go!

- Is that
our running order?

All of the pinewood derby
shenanigans have led
to this moment.

Lane one.

Number eight.

Lane two, 79.

Don't boo Dave.
That's the only thing
that matters, don't boo Dave.

No. We weren't worried
about that.

We just weren't.

You could cut
the tension in the room
with a butter knife.

Only first place
gets a prize.

The other three losers...

Hell, we'll just burn them.

Ready, set, go!

Ladies and gentlemen,
our winner today,

it's our good friend, Greg.

You know, I really would
have liked to have reigned
the champion,

but to be honest with you,

Greg put a lot of work
into his car
and it's pretty cool.

Good job, buddy.

He cheated.

Hey!

You ain't winning
if you ain't cheating.

So, there's a gift card
and a hundred dollars.

-Thanks.
-You're very welcome.
Good job.

It feels good. I was having
a few issues when I was
putting the axles in.

It feels good. I was having
a few issues when I was
putting the axles in.

You can see that it's got some
positive camera,

but I guess it worked for me.

We'll see how the Unlimited
class goes.

Guys! Let's, uh, let's get
the Unlimiteds on the track.

-Unlimited!
-Whoo!

Hey, Will. I need a number.
I need a number. Hold on.

I had a little bit
of a problem,

so, I wasn't able to make
it into this competition.

-That's the winner.

Get him a number!

- I knew you were
building your car--
- You don't know...

- I knew you were
building your car--
- I told you, dude.

Hell, yeah!

Hell, yeah!

I know I was threatening,
like, a propulsion car
that no one has ever seen.

I went to the store

and I literally just bought
the smallest RC car
that I could find

that had
a rechargeable battery

and cut it up to put it in.

Really, the Unlimited
was all over the place.

We had all kinds of takes
on how to make the car
go faster illegally.

But, Tim, well, he pretty much
k*lled it.

Go!

Ready, go!

Last up is the
Show Queen competition.

You know, there's so many
great designs and creativity
going on here.

But, ultimately, only one
winner can survive.

There's so... so much
cool ideas and styles
and stuff here.

I'm gonna go with something
that's, uh, unique,
well painted, well designed.

I'm gonna go with something
that's, uh, unique,
well painted, well designed.

I'm gonna pick number 32.

Big steps.
That thing's rad.

Congratulations, my friend.

Thank you so much.

You know, I can't really think
of a better way to celebrate
an anniversary.

Everybody worked really
well together

but Baylee ultimately had
a lot of stuff to do

to make sure it's all
checked out.

And I can't wait until
next year.

We're gonna do it again.

The pinewood derby
was a blast.

And now that it's over,
it's time to get this CF1
down to Vegas.

This is the blind that seemed
to make it chuck and roll.

This is the blind that seemed
to make it chuck and roll.

Pretty difficult
to hit straight,

because they're
one inch pleats but...

they're gonna line up
pretty good.

Little more trickier
to install but they look nice.

I...

just hope they fit.

The old ones, we had to glue
the inserts in.

This one here which you'll see
me wrap this in a minute,

we'll just-- we'll drop
them right in that hole.

Hopefully, they turn
out cleaner.

I'm gonna pull them around
and get them pretty much
in the ballpark,

I'm gonna pull them around
and get them pretty much
in the ballpark,

make a couple of minor
adjustments if needed.

See, how it's going to give
it that nice, tight look.

It's definitely the way to go.

I like it.

Nice good fit.

With just a few
adjustments left to do,

this car has turned
out beautiful.

The red and silver
is absolutely gorgeous,

and I know Don and Terry
are going to love it,

and so is everybody else
at the golf course
behind the wind.

and so is everybody else
at the golf course
behind the wind.

Hold them in. Beautiful, man.

You know, what's cool
about this show is there's
cars from all over the world.

Different genres.

There's classics,
there's vintage race cars

and of course there's our CF1
which fits in perfect.

It's so classy.

If you ain't got one,
I would suggest to get one.

Man, what a great
opportunity too to be
able to bring this car

Man, what a great
opportunity too to be
able to bring this car

to the Concours d'Elegance
here in Vegas.

This is the first time
it's been here

to actually have this CF1
with all of these other cars
that are here.

Amazing.

I feel really that Don
and Terry's car turned
out beautiful

and much like all
of the other CF1's,

everybody sees
it finished and go,

"Yeah. That's my favorite."

I think number five,

no offense to any of the rest,
this is gonna get
really tough.

no offense to any of the rest,
this is gonna get
really tough.

Number five is by far the very
classiest color combination.

We-- you know
what's funny, though?

I'm gonna actually have
to back you up.

We say that every time
we finish a car,

-It's gonna be tough.
-that is our favorite car
we've ever done.

It's gonna be tough.

Topping this build is going
to be a tough task,
but you know what?

We'll worry about
that later on.

We're just gonna have
some fun tonight.

Oh, man. It's just beautiful
our here. Right?

-It is beautiful.
-I'm so... I'm so
damn excited.

You should buy me a champagne
or something.

I'm gonna buy you a champagne.

No. Buy me a--
Just buy me a c*ck.

You want a Mint Julep?

- Those are good.
- I think you can get
a Mint Julep out here.

- Those are good.
- I think you can get
a Mint Julep out here.

- Do it.
- Sure looks like a
place you'd get a Mint Julep.