03x05 - Loose Lips Sink Swan Boats

[bunniefuu]

[wolf howls]

Joel: Previously
on House of Villains.

- Oh, Drita, you bet me
to go home before you.

- I never said a f*cking word.

The one thing
that gets on my nerves

more than anything?

The lies,
the schemes, the bullshit.

Where the f*ck is--tell New York
I want her to go home,

I want you in my f*cking room.
Kate: I didn't know

you were such a Jojo Siwa fan,
is what I meant.

Out of the three nominees,

I want Kate to go home
just because I don't want

that type of energy
in the house.

I need her out of here.

- I'm trying to feel
for, like, the lip filler.

[bell dings]
- Uh-hmm.

[bell dings]

- This is f*cking Tyson.
[bell dings]

- I'm rushing,
I'm feeling rushed.

This is...

May Jesus take the wheel.

- Congratulations...

Kate.

- I feel a new sense of energy

now that I'm seeking revenge.

- Damn, I was really hoping
Kate was at the bottom.

- My votes are easy.

New York pissed me off
this morning,

so I want Plane to stay.

- New York, Plane Jane,
you are up for banishment.

- I'm doing this
for something beyond $200,000,

I'm doing this
for the little boy

that was, you know, picked on.

- Plane Jane has the ability

to make it to the final.

I'm just here.

- The second villain

to be banished from the house

with a vote of five to one,

Plane Jane.

- [in foreign language]

[dramatic music playing]

Tom: And then there were nine.

- I'm so appreciative.

- I know.

Tiffany: Can I just say
one thing, y'all?

I'm so appreciative
because I just swore

I was going home all day.

- But why did you think
that you weren't gonna stay?

You didn't think everyone here
was gonna vote for you?

Tiffany: Absolutely not.
- Really?

- Since a child,
I was very isolated.

I'm trying
to make myself more in there.

I just feel so happy
to still be here

and very, very shocked
that my housemates voted for me.

I wanna be myself,

but I don't wanna go off
too much in this house

because I wanna keep
the momentum going.

I don't want them
to send me home

because I keep bugging out.

Ashley: Five to one.

I didn't think
it was gonna be like that.

Drita: Yes, you did.

Everybody kept saying,
"We're gonna go with the house,

the majority of the house."

You all knew that,

you were putting Plane home.

I told her, "I'm not gonna vote
against you, and I won't."

In life, there's always
followers and leaders,

and I can't believe

I'm in a kitchen
with a bunch of followers.

- Her word is her bond.

- That's all you got
in this f*cking house.

That's gross to me.

- Welcome back.
- Thank you.

- Gotta celebrate.
- We have to take a toast

to Plane at some point later.
- Oh, for sure.

- Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Kate:
Johnny is a selfish d*ck.

And I feel like
everybody forgets.

The Supervillain
is so temporary.

He's not our ruler
the entire time.

Johnny: Crazy.
- I'm just obsessed with you.

Like, you're my idol.

- Well, I love you.

- But that's insane.

Tiffany: Thank you, Christine.
Christine: About everything.

- I know that was hard for you.

- I know that he voted
for me to go,

but I also know...
- Oh, gosh.

- ...that I trust you more.

I mean,
the fact of the matter is,

I do feel betrayed by Plane.

- Plane was making up alliances

with everybody.
Christine: I knew that.

Boys were like,
"Okay, let's get Plane

away from Christine."

Plane legitimately did
do something

to compromise my game.

- Yeah.

- And that really cut

to the core.

Kate: Where are
my f*cking sweat pants?

- Oh, my goodness, Ashley.

- Jesus Christ.

- The timing is amazing.

I don't know
what the f*ck is happening.

I know the house is demented,

that I know for a fact.

- You see why I didn't want her
to leave my room, right?

Drita:
There's big t*ts everywhere.

The biggest t*ts
that ever lived.

- It's gonna be
very, very interesting

to see who wins it.

Ashley: What, tomorrow?

- Yeah.
- The next Supervillain

is gonna be
a real important one.

Tyson: Why did you look at me
and then down at my crotch,

and then back up at my face?

- Definitely did not do that.

[laughter]

[tape rewinding]

- The next Supervillain...

[laughter]
Ashley: Oh, my God.

[dramatic music playing]

Tiffany: Plane Janes we have--
there was only room

for one drag queen
in this house, okay?

So bye, girl.

Bye, Plane!

See you later.

[dramatic music playing]

[playful music playing]

- Which one's hotter?
This one hurt you?

- No, no, no.
I just couldn't carry both.

Okay. Thank you.

Kate: Yeah.

- Ah. Okay.

Ashley: Good morning.

Johnny:
I'm about to make history.

Back-to-back Supervillain.

- Well, that's the one person

I don't want winning this sh*t.

[joints popping]

Ashley: Kate is a threat
because she's a smart girl.

I can see that there's always
something going on

in her head,
and I don't like that.

You know,
if you are gonna be cunty,

you have to be smart.

Tyson: What are you doing,
just zen-ing out?

- Yeah. Listening to the birds.

I guess I hit that age
where now I'm a birdwatcher.

I get bird seed,

like, I have binoculars now.
Tyson: I do too.

I think
I've won New York over.

She seems pretty grateful
that I didn't put her

on the Hit List the first week.

Since then, we have had
pretty good banter

back and forth.

- I love squirrels now too.

It's just a weird--
[bell dinging]

Joel: Hello, Villains.

Today's Battle Royale

will test
your physical limits

and my mental limits.

Put on some active wear,
you'll leave in an hour.

- Again? Already?

- Never ending.
Tiffany: Oh, my goodness.

Tyson, do you see me
finally getting Supervillain?

Tyson: I think so.

- I really wanna sit
on that chair.

Right now, my closest ally
would have to be Tyson.

We just have a understanding
with each other.

And, um,
he's the only person in here

that I fully, fully feel like
I can align with.

I wanna abuse that power
so thoroughly, I could taste it.

Tyson:
But not towards me, right?

- Never.
Tyson: Never.

- We have that.

Christine: I know.

Teresa: Kiss my a*s.

- What's up, G?

Paul: What's good, bro?

- No, they're down there.
Tom: Okay.

- But I just think, like,
let's try our hardest to win.

I just feel like...

if we're recognizing them
as a threat,

they have to be
recognizing us as a threat.

Right now, my main alliance,

I have Ashley, Johnny, Paul,

myself, and Tom.

But Tom and I kinda wanna
get away from those three

with Kate,
mostly New York a bit,

to jump ship and kind of flip
the house on its head.

- Yeah. Well...

no, I mean...

yeah.

Johnny.
- Johnny.

By the way, you look great.
- Oh, thank you.

- Bro, one of us
has to win today.

They're taking a shot
at the guys

no matter what.
- Hundred percent.

When you say one of us,
you mean...

- One of us... five.
- Five? Yeah, absolutely.

Eliminate all four of them,

starting with Kate, Christine...
- Whoever.

For sure.
Johnny: ...and then Drita.

Drita: Those m*therf*ckers
hate us women.

Let me ask you something.
How many times

has Ashley been in our room?

Christine: Never. Never.
- Just tell me.

Is that normal to you?
Christine: No, absolutely not.

I'm like, "Why don't you ever
come hang out with us?

Why don't you ever come say hi?"

Like, I'm literally
in everyone else's room

all the time.
I just, like, bop over.

- I invited her to live here
when Jackie left.

Nope.
Christine: I know.

Tiffany: Hello?
Tyson: Hi.

That room downstairs
is empty now.

I don't know
if either of you want it.

Tiffany: Let me go see
if they got a closet in it.

Tyson: I have to tread gently
with Kate,

like, let her know that plan
to work with her

and New York and Tom is in play

so we can flip the house
on its head.

Are you ready for today?
- Oh, yeah.

I've been stretching
all morning.

- I can't see
how any of them can beat me,

you, Ashley, and Tyson.

- In physical? No.

Johnny:
In physical, no, it's cooked.

You have a crazy mustache.

Ashley: I thought
you were talking to me

for a minute.
Johnny: No.

- Paranoid nowadays. [laughs]

Kate: Do you wanna be
Supervillain again?

- I don't wanna be
Supervillain again,

but I...
Kate: But you like to win?

- Yeah. And also,
I'm ready to do something...

- Uh-hmm. Uh-hmm.
- ...you know?

Because this is gonna be
a boring season

if it's just like
a three-person podium

of power and control over there.

- I'm not saying I got friends

or alliances in the house.

But I do.

And it's anybody who's not named

Paul, Johnny, or Ashley.

Kate: Or do we put
somebody bad on their team?

- Yeah. Maybe.

Kate: I volunteer for that role.

- Yo, that's a good idea.

I've played "Survivor"
four times,

I've played
"The Challenge" once.

I know to keep people close

and I know to keep people
that aren't really

in your alliance
as close as you can.

Joel: Hey, Villains.

Who's ready
for sensory overload?

It's time for your next
Battle Royale challenge.

Tyson:
At some point, those people

almost always end up
flipping the game.

- Let's go.
Paul: Let's do it.

- And when they flip the game,

I wanna be on their side.

[dramatic music playing]

[playful music playing]

- Twenty-four minutes away.

- Oh, they putting blindfolds
on us, y'all.

Ashley: Again?
- Oh, no, I don't like blindfold.

Christine: Oh, gosh.
- I spent three hours on my hair.

[dramatic music playing]
[eagle calls]

Joel: Welcome to Chatsworth,
California, guys.

Hello.
- Who is this?

- Your host.
Paul: Joel?

- There you go. That's the cable.

man: And Kate, let's back up.

- It's quiet.

A little too quiet.

- Hello, villains.

Please take off your blindfolds.

Tiffany: Whoo.
Ashley: Whoa, it's bright.

Tiffany: Oh!

- Wait a second.
Christine: Ah!

- Welcome to the most evil place
on earth.

A child's birthday in a park.

[thunder rumbling]
[child screams]

[baby cries, coos, screams]

Joel: This is
our Battle Royale challenge.

The name of this challenge
is See No Evil,

Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil.

[dramatic music playing]

- Here's how it works.

We will do a random draw
that will split you

into three teams of three.

Each person on your team
will take on a different role.

One of you will be gagged
and cannot speak,

which was a request from many
of your current teammates.

One of you will be deafened
with headphones and cannot hear,

which is something
I want done to me while hosting.

And last,
one of you will be blindfolded

and cannot see,
which is something

our camera operators fantasize
about all day long.

When I say go,
the gagged villains

will receive
an instruction card

and will need
to relay those instructions

to their second teammate
who cannot hear.

Then, the villain
who can't hear

must try and relay
the instructions

to their
blindfolded teammates

so that the third villain
can complete the task.

Teams will receive
a new instruction card

after finishing
the previous task.

First team to complete
all three tasks

wins the challenge.

Let's draw for the teams
and get this thing going.

- Orange, to match my hair.

- Ooh, a gold.

Orange.

Kate: Okay.

- Tom got the gold egg.

Ashley: Ooh, another one?

- I'm feeling
a little psychic today, Joel.

I'm feeling purple
down in my spirit.

- Whoa. Look at your eyes. Jeez.

He was right.

Hey. We got our Gold Team now.

Another purple.

- Damn.

No shade to New York,

but New York
is kind of a wild card,

she's kind of
all over the place.

Joel: Paul.

Orange, it is.

Wow, the tension's k*lling me.

I wonder what color
Christine is gonna pick.

And it's purple. Not shocking.

- I got paired
with New York and Johnny,

and it's a little bit
of a, you know, mixed bag

because I know Johnny
is really competitive

and New York
is really good at other things.

- We have the Purple Team.

Johnny, New York, and Christine.

The Orange Team, made up
of Paul, Kate, and Ashley.

- I am with two
of the three assholes.

Tyson and I make eye contact,
and I know my job

is to sabotage and make sure

these two
are not Supervillain.

And also, I don't feel like
doing anything today.

This is perfect.

- And finally, our Gold Team,

Drita, Tom, and Tyson.

- I got a secret for you.

I knew I picked the golden egg
before I picked the golden egg.

I saw Tom had the golden egg,
I saw Drita had a golden egg,

I thought that would be
a good team to be on.

I grabbed an egg
and it was not cool

and metallic to the touch.

So I switched and I got it.

Tyson here
is always one step ahead.

- All right, guys.
Take a second and choose

what role you want to be.

- I could do the blindfold.
- Okay.

Drita: I think verbally
I can explain something better.

- I'll be ball gag.

I'll be ball gag.
- And you do the end.

There's no way

I'm putting
a ball gag in my mouth

in front of people.

I'm a lady.

Joel: Grab your headphones
and ball gags,

and let's play a game.

Tyson: I could've brought
my own ball gag.

No f*cking way.

Kate: I can't hear sh*t.

- Imagine putting something
in my mouth

so I can't talk.

I mean, we might as well
just throw the game out.

Joel: Here we go, guys!

Start the challenge now!
[air horn blows]

Joel: Go, go, go!

Your blindfolded team member
must grab the bat,

smash the piñata,

find the biggest
banana inside,

and bring it back to you.

Inside the banana,
you'll find

your next set
of instructions.

- [muffled speech] Okay.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Use the bat.

- I want you to pick up a bat.
- Hit? Hit what?

Drita: All right.
You're holding the stick.

That's good, Tom.
- Okay. Right here?

Johnny: Hold that.
Tom: Okay.

Drita:
You're gonna walk straight.

The piña--no. Just turn around.

Yeah, stop.
- Hit the balloons?

- [muffled speech] Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
- Oh, the monkey? Okay.

Walk three steps forward.

Keep going, keep going,
keep going, keep going.

Kate: Go forward, go forward,

go to the left, go to the left.

- Go a little bit to the right.

You're gonna hit
that piñata right now.

Wreck it! Hit it!

f*ck that sh*t!

Kate: Hit, hit, hit.

Paul: Am I good?

Johnny: There's a piñata
in front of you.

Hit it right now.

Hit the sh*t out of it.

Looking over
the other competitors,

all their piñatas
are already smashed

and New York is literally
just playing around.

man: There you go. Let's go.
Johnny: Come on.

In front of you,
a little bit more. Oh, sh*t.

We're about to lose this thing
before it even starts.

Joel: Really good
arms workout, though.

Drita: Good, good, good.

- Okay. I got candy.
What do I do with it?

Drita:
There's something in there.

Kate: Monkey.
- [muffled speech] A banana.

- Banana? Get the banana.

Tom: What is this?
- [muffled speech] Oh, yeah.

Drita: Yes, that's it.

Tom: I don't know how good

my team is doing
compared to the other ones,

but I feel like we're getting
through this quick.

- That's it. Good, good.

Joel:
Now your blindfolded teammate

must pin the pig's tail
on Jackass Joel

inside the designated circle.

Then they must find
the balloon with the face

of the most
recently eliminated villain,

pop it, and bring you the set
of instructions inside.

Drita: You're gonna pin
the tail on the donkey.

Grab one of those tails
to the right.

Johnny:
Tiffany, hit that sh*t, man.

Hit it like you mean it.

- Uh, Tiffany is having

a really hard time with piñata.

- Am I not strong?

Like, this is really,
like, f*cking with me right now.

Kate: Go to your right.
You're gonna feel some metal.

There you go.
Ashley: [muffled speech] Okay.

Over here. Over here.
- What?

Bring the thing over here.

Bring it to me.
- [muffled speech] Uh-uh.

- It can't be obvious
that I'm sabotaging.

Keep going.

I'm trying.

I mean, I'm never trying.

Okay. Go. Keep going straight.
You're safe.

[bell dings]

Ashley: I'm freaking out
right now 'cause the Gold Team

is in the lead.

We're losing
and I don't like to lose.

Johnny:
Tiffany, rip that b*tch down.

Tyson: [muffled speech] Hey.
Drita: Turn to the right.

Turn around.
- [muffled speech] Here.

- Turn--no, Tom.
You pin the--yeah.

Go straight. Go straight.

- Drita is refusing to look at me

because she's looking at Tom,

even though she doesn't know
what he should do

'cause she's not looking
at me to get instructions

through, uh, interpretive dance.

It is a big old cluster.

Drita: There it is.
Tyson: [muffled speech] Uh-uh.

Drita: The donkey--oh, the pig?

- [muffled speech] Uh-hmm.
- Oh, sh*t.

Go back.
You gotta get the pig tail.

Kate: Pick up a furry tail.

- [muffled speech] Okay. Okay.
- Uh-huh. Okay.

- [muffled speech] Uh-hmm.

- Green. The green one.
- [muffled speech] Uh-uh.

No! Uh-uh.
Kate: What?

- Nope.
- [muffled speech] Uh-hmm.

Kate: Yes. The pink one.
You're wearing green.

I can explain how the game
of charades works.

I doubt Ashley also could.

- What would you think
if I'm going like this

and then she's saying green,

and I say no,
and then I point to you?

I really have a feeling
that Kate is, like,

sabotaging me right now
because is she stupid?

I swear to God,

I'm gonna strangle
this girl's neck.

I'm not joking you.
Drita: You're holding it

with your left hand.
You got it. Yup. Perfect.

Johnny: Okay.
There's a real banana.

- Where?
Johnny: Kneel down.

Right in front of you.

Yes, yes, yes.

Now, bring it over here.
Right here.

No, come here.
This way. This way.

Joel:
Make sure you walk ridiculously.

Oh.

[bell dings]

Kate: A little bit lower.
That's good.

- [muffled speech] Hmm.

- [muffled speech] Pop it.

Kate: Pop a balloon?
- [muffled speech] Uh-huh.

- Uh. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Paul: Hello?
- Boobs? Breasts?

Drita: With big t*ts?

- What do I do, guys?
- I don't know what that is.

Tom: What do I do?

Joel: I would keep saying,
"What do I do?"

- [muffled speech] [inaudible]
Johnny: She needs to dance?

- Okay.
- No, no.

Kate: Okay. Go to your left.

Pop one.

Pop them?
- This one?

Kate: Pop?
- [muffled speech] Yeah.

- Yeah, that's what I said.
He's popping.

Paul: I don't know
if Kate and Ashley

have ever heard
of the game charades,

but surely
they're not the top picks

whenever their friends
had game nights.

Kate: No more? No more?
Still more?

Paul: Thank God
it wasn't Kate pantomiming

because she doesn't have
many expressions.

Johnny:
Go to the right of the table,

all the way to the right
of the table. To the right.

- Grab the thing...
- Right here? This?

that's touching
your ring finger.

It's touching your ring finger
on your right hand.

With your right hand.

Tiffany:
Some of the directions

are throwing me off
a little bit.

No, your ring finger.

No, your left finger.
Like, what?

- On the ground, there's gonna be
a clue of some kind.

Drita: Go with the balloons,
Tom. Rip it.

The one you're holding
with your left hand.

It's the one with the face.
- This one?

Yes or no?

You can tell me what to do

and I will just do it.

But you just gotta tell me
what to do.

Joel: I've never seen anybody do
what Tom is doing right now.

Kate: Keep feeling around

for paper?
Paul: Which one?

Kate:
Hold it up. That's a stick.

Drita: Oh, one more.

One more. It fell.

Tom: What do I do?

- All three of us
are way too competitive.

- [muffled speech] Over there.
Drita: Where are you pointing?

At the f*cking donkey?

We needed a calm person.

- Do I have all of them?

Do I have all of them?
Drita: I don't know.

Tom: Do I have all of them?

- Why would we put
a psychopath...

- Speak to me.

- ...in blinds? I have no idea.

- Is this where the balloons are?

Talk to me.

- This is a mess.

- Where is
the f*cking balloon, guys?

Where is the balloon?

Kate:
Keep feeling around for it.

Now, hold on. You're gonna go
give it back right there.

Joel: Position yourself
inside the hula hoop

then your
blindfolded teammate

must locate the blue cup
and hand it to you.

Finally, they'll launch
water balloons

at the target
from behind the throw line.

First team to hit the target

emptying the bucket
into your cup wins.

- Come over here, Paul.
You probably...

no, Paul,
you have to get the cups.

Get an orange cup.
Okay. The second one.

Go for that stack
of orange ones.

- [muffled speech] No.
- Hold it.

Uh, stop. That one.

It's a larger solo cup.

Now, you need
to bring it over here

to the girl with the ball gag.

Joel:
You guys are all doing great

and don't look ridiculous
at all.

Tom: Guys,
I'm literally f*cking blind.

I need some sort
of f*cking direction.

Drita: Right there. You got it.

Right there.
Tom: Where?

Johnny:
Right there. Right there.

Move your left hand downward.

- You know, close enough.

Kate: You need
to pick up a balloon,

now you need
to stand up and throw,

and it's approximately out
from your shoulders.

- Where is it?
- You need to go a little higher.

Drita: Right there. You got it.

Kate:
Now to the right a little bit

but--that height is good.

- [muffled speech] Oh!
Joel: Oh, you did it.

[cheering]

- We did it!
[air horn blows]

- That is it! Orange has won!

Ashley: Whoo!
Kate: Oh, God.

Oh, sh*t.

This is my version
of sabotage

and we still won.

Tom: What the f*ck, man?

I wanted to win
this challenge so bad.

It was so frustrating.

I was f*cking k*lling it.

This f*cking scroll.

- Congrats, Orange Team.

You won.
[applause]

- Want to know what you've won?

- Yeah.
Joel: You've won the chance

to compete in a second part

to be our new Supervillain.

All right.

- No.

- What the f*ck
is going on right now?

- Are you f*cking around?

- I am not f*cking around.

Kate: This is my luck.

I win something
and what do I get?

More physical activity.

And if I lose,

one of the two axis
of evil people

are Supervillains.

So there's a lot of pressure.

[dramatic music playing]

Joel: Congrats, Orange Team.

You've won the chance
to do another challenge.

- Ugh.

- All three of you
will now be blindfolded,

deafened, and gagged...

- No.
Joel: ...and put

into the bounce house.

You will try and find
the trio of stuffed monkeys

that are somewhere
in the bounce house.

First person to find
the stuffed monkeys wins

and is our new Supervillain.

Paul: This is a sick joke

or, like,
some conspiracy against me.

As soon as I think

something's nice
is gonna happen,

it just gets one big pile
of sh*t dropped on top of it.

- Let's get suited up
and put you in position.

- Your blindfold looks good.
Kate: Jesus.

I would like to point out
the ball gag is unnecessary.

Joel: Ready.

Set.

I don't know why I'm talking.

You can't hear me.
Take the hula hoop.

Go find some monkeys.

Go get them.

- Oh, my gosh!

Tyson: She got it.
Tiffany: Who do?

Who got the monkey?
- Kate got it.

Joel: Kate got it!

- Ashley, Johnny, Paul.

I won, you f*cking assholes.

Eat sh*t.

- Kate has won,
so congratulations, Kate.

- Way to go, girl.

Tyson:
Kate winning is honestly

pretty much optimal
for me and Tom.

And then we can make
the move we wanna make

without getting the blood
on our hands.

- Kate, you are the Supervillain
of the Week.

Congrats. Uh, tomorrow,
you're gonna leave the house

for a very romantic reward.

You don't have
to bring the monkeys with you,

but maybe
they'll spice things up.

What other two villains
would you like to take with you?

- Uh, may I please take...

Drita?

And may I also please take...

Tom?

I'm taking Drita and Tom

on the reward challenge
'cause it's slim pickings.

Out of all the assholes
in this house,

they are the ones I'd like
to get to know the most.

- So Kate, Drita, and Tom

will leave the house
for a reward.

And remember,
your Hit List nominations

are just around the corner,
so try to be charming

and composed,
or sweaty and desperate.

And, uh, get out of here.

Kate: Why would I try?

I'm trying to lose
and I'm still winning.

Could you imagine

if I was firing

on all cylinders at all times?

Just give me the money now.

- I'm gonna deflate this thing.

[pop music playing]

Tom: Oh. So great to be back.

All right.
- Oh, my God,

the longest day ever
in my whole entire life.

- Oh, my gosh.
That was so much fun, y'all.

Congratulations, Kate.

- Thanks, guys.
- Congrats, Kate.

woman: Supervillain.
- Dude, that was hilarious.

Drita:
Drita could not be happier.

This is the time
when the girls

can actually take on
the other side,

which is mostly guys.

You probably think it's me

but if there's anyone

that could really throw a wrench
in that program,

it's Kate.

Kate is a gangsta
in her own way.

I might be a fighter
but she don't give a f*ck.

- Yeah, we're f*cked.
- [laughs]

- Very obviously f*cked.

If Kate is really vengeful,
she's gonna take out

her revenge on me and Paul

because we both had
to sign off on her

being thrown down
on the Hit List.

It seems like this is just
what's gonna happen.

Tyson: I think it's me.

Johnny: You think so?

Tyson: I think so.

If I wanted to throw
three dudes up there,

she's taking Tom under her ward.

Johnny:
So this is what it feels like.

[laughs]

- I fancy myself
a pretty decent chameleon

and I can figure out
what people need from me

and I can figure out
what motivates them

in a game like this.

- Hey, Tyson. Do you mind

if I borrow the
Supervillain room tomorrow...

- The suite is now yours

for as long
as you remain in the house.

- No.
Kate: ...during the day?

- Have it as all you want.
- Okay, cool.

- And in these games,
even if you feel safe-ish

with whoever the Supervillain
is gonna be,

you're not really
a hundred percent safe.

- Kate, I'm tapped out, baby.

- Me too. I'm going to sleep.

Tyson:
And so I'm gonna hassle her

just a teeny tiny bit.

They were rooting so hard

against you.
- Who?

- Just the three
in that room or two.

And then I'll have Tom
keep asking her if we're cool.

- Have a good night.
Tyson: Sweet dreams.

[dramatic music playing]

- You want something to drink?
I wanna get my sardines.

- I'm good. I'm chilling.

Tiffany: Do you want a water
for tonight or...

- Yeah,
I would love a water bottle.

- You want a cupcake?
They have cupcakes on there.

- God. The way people kiss
the Supervillain's a*s.

I never knew
because I never did it.

Is there a line?

- No, no.
- Are there more?

I have big plans
for my reign as Supervillain,

primarily to enjoy
the groveling.

Tom: Those shoes are sick.
I literally just noticed them.

Christine: Oh, thank you.
- Oh, there is a line.

I might even spread
some chaos and confusion

in the house just because I can.

They did not see this coming.

[pop music playing]

- You know what?

I haven't had coffee in so long.

Maybe I'll come downstairs
and meet you.

- I'm feeling
a little weird this morning.

I'm cold
and I've got some chills,

but the boys keep
my side of the house

at like
a cool 60 degrees Fahrenheit.

So maybe I'm thinking
I just need to go outside

and get some sun.

Tom: I look all right?
Tyson: That looks great.

You always look cool
though, Tom.

You got the face for it.

You just got a--you just got
a cool f*cking face.

Ashley:
That would be f*cking crazy.

And the way that you said it
right there, oh, my God.

That would be crazy,
but I don't see that happening.

But...

- Everyone in the orange room,

my alliance members,
me, Johnny and Paul, know

that we're probably gonna be
on the Hit List.

I mean,
there's really no way around it.

Kate: [sighs]

Rule number one
of being a Supervillain.

Enjoy the benefits but expend
as little energy as possible.

Yeah, it's gonna work.
It's gonna work out great.

One thing I've noticed
in this house is in a group,

people are less likely to say
how they are really feeling.

I think it's best to get
some one-on-one time

with people, so I came up

with some villainess ideas

and then I have production
execute it for me.

They need to know
not to F with me,

so I need to go
as mafia boss as possible.

Tom: You know,
I like that beanie on you.

Paul: Thanks, bro.
Tom: It looks good.

Paul: I mean, I think
I'm pretty cool with Kate,

but I'm sure

she doesn't feel great
about last week,

but I hope she can see
that I was kind of...

Tom:
You were kind of secondhand.

Paul: Well, not even.

I didn't choose to be there.

I didn't wanna make decisions,
you know what I mean?

But I kind of had to.

Johnny is kind of
a no-brainer here

but I'm not quite sure
if I feel comfortable

having Kate as Supervillain

because I just
co-right-hand Supervillain

put her on the Hit List.

She seems a little bit
more vengeful than anybody else.

It is what it is.

Tom: Yeah. Good luck, bro.

Paul: Thanks, man.
I appreciate it.

- I think Kate and I's connection
is pretty strong.

You know,
we have our bravo connection.

There's definitely
some trust there.

We have something
that nobody else does.

I'm excited
to just talk to her.

I just wanna see
where her head's at.

[bell ringing]

Joel: Villains,
it's time for your reward.

Head outside
and happy sailing.

Tom: Guys...
- Oh.

- I just want everyone to know

I don't like the ocean or water,

paint or anything.

These rewards are f*cking great.

Tyson:
You're gonna have so much fun.

Tom: What's up?
- Oh, my God.

Look at you.

Tom: How's it going?
You look great.

Drita: I'm going in the ocean.

- Okay. Have a nice life, Drita.
- I just watched a video

of a guy getting eaten
by a shark. It was great.

Kate: We're gonna play
a fun little game.

Put your feet in this bucket

and feel how wet the cement is.

And then just let me know
when it starts to dry.

It's called cement boots.

[laughs]

[whimsical music playing]

Tom: All right. We're here.

Kate: I'm excited.
Tom: Me too.

Kate: I see swan boats.

This is gonna be so fun.
Tom: Hi.

- Welcome. Welcome
to the Lake Balboa swan boats.

- I don't know
if anybody knows this,

but I have spent
a little time on boats.

- Straight ahead,
that's your boat.

Tom: Awesome. Thank you.
- Are there any

kind of like alligators or...

- No alligators.

Drita:
There's gotta be something

in this f*cking thing
like piranhas.

- Don't worry, guys,
I'm trained in marine safety.

- That's why I feel safe.
- All aboard.

I am used to being with boats
that are a little bit bigger

but you can still have fun
with the small ones.

Drita: Oh, my God.

- Size doesn't matter.

It's who you're with

and how you use it.

- All right. I'm gonna reverse...

Kate: Okay.
- ...get this out.

Drita: Does it have a motor?

- Yeah. You're like...
- Like you could--no.

Oh, is that it?
Kate: Can you go any faster?

Drita: No.

How do you feel,
Queen Supervillain?

- I feel so--right.

Tom: Who are you thinking?
Um, like you wanna maybe

put up that...
- Do you have an idea?

I know you're not gonna tell us,
but do you have an idea?

- I do have an idea.
I think it's totally fair

to say Paul and Johnny
because you did it to me.

Ultimately, I'm gonna do
whatever the hell I want.

Tom: Yeah, you should.
- It's what l usually do.

- I'm so sick
of putting on makeup.

- I know. Me too.

- I just wanna be ugly in peace.

- Me too.
- Is that so much to ask for?

- I have no idea what's going on
with my body right now.

I've never had body aches
like this in my life.

Could it have been
the d*ck party the other night

that I get sick
from the d*ck?

Oh, my God.
That'll be the first time.

I need to go put my face on

and look like
a decent human, I suppose.

- f*ck.
Ashley: Uh-hmm.

Why can't we be ugly
like the boys in this house?

- I would do anything
to be a boy.

Kate: My top candidates
for the empty three spot

are Ashley...

Paul: This one?
Kate: Pop them? Pop them all.

That's what I said.
- Who else do you think?

- Well, Tyson has said
some things to me

and it just seems like
I can't trust him.

I wish I could trust him.

But last night he came
in my room and he's like,

"Just so you know,

they were really rooting
against you."

Tom: Let me tell you that Tyson
is a hundred percent

f*cking loyal like that sh*t.
- To you.

- But I understand that.

But you have me
and you have him.

- I appreciate that.

- Tyson's my boy
and he's been nothing

but on the up and up with me.

And I'm being selfish
but I think it's better for Kate

to nominate
Johnny, Paul, Ashley,

because that right there

is gonna completely break up
that trio.

- If I tell you
I'm voting someone,

I'm f*cking doing it.
If I give you my word

and you'll always have that
with Tyson too.

- I went up to the...
- Hmm.

- I--because I'm...
- I went up...

- Because me and him...
- Well...

- Tyson is my main ally,

so what--I don't want him

put on the Hit List.

- We'll get there.

I think maybe after this.
- Yeah. Yeah.

Give him a chance.

- Are you guys getting nervous
about the Hit List?

- I feel confident.
- Yeah.

I do think Kate
is going to throw out

two predictable people
and one wildcard.

I do believe that.
- Yes.

- Predictable? Who could that be?

I came here to win this money
not only for myself,

but for my baby girl.

Like I wanna make sure
my daughter never wants

or needs for anything
in her whole entire life.

You know, I got a lot
riding on this,

accomplishing something more
than just winning a game show,

I'm providing.

I don't see why Kate
would ever put me up there.

- Where is this coming from?

- Just trying to be optimist.

- Good for you. Okay.
Johnny: Uh-hmm.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Drita, oh.
- Welcome back.

- We were sailing.
- It was a yacht.

- Okay. Wow.
- You went on a f*cking yacht?

- Swan...
- Swan. It's a swan yacht.

- Did y'all have a good time?

Tyson: Yeah.
- I'm gonna go in there.

Anybody wants to come chat
about anything at all,

you guys are welcome to.
In about five minutes?

- In where?
Tiffany: Okay.

- Her office room.

- As Supervillain,
the last thing I wanna do

is be running around the house
campaigning to people

who have not treated me
that great.

- You better switch
them hips, Ms. Kate.

Oh, look how great it is of you.

Kate: So officer hours
while I'm in bed

and let's have fun with it.

- Oh, my goodness. Petrified.
Drita: Completely gangster.

This is terrifying.

[slow music playing]

- You don't think
I'm a good villain?

I'll show you a good villain.

Take notes.

Ashley? You can enter.

- I have brought you
a little lubricant.

- That was very smart.

- I'm very proud
of your performance yesterday.

- That's nice of you.

- Not only am I having
to lower my standards

to beg for Kate's forgiveness,

I'm feeling so sick right now

and I'm not talking about
just having to look at Kate.

I feel like
I'm gonna vomit on her bed.

Oh, my God. What?

- Are you okay?
- I'm sweating a little.

Kate is on a huge power trip
right now.

I don't know
who the hell she thinks she is.

[dramatic music playing]

- Oh. Oh.
- Whoa.

- Whoa.
- I'm making a list

and I'm checking it twice.

Much like Santa,
but if you switch the T

and the A and the N,
it's like Satan.

Ashley: This is nothing to do
with swaying her vote.

Kate is just doing this
to be a complete b*tch.

- I have not made up my mind

on who I'm putting
on the Hit List today.

And I'd love your help.

Let's start with brass tacks.

Why should I not put you
on the Hit List?

- I think I have a lot
to offer in this game.

- I didn't put you up
for Hit List the first time.

- If I am off this Hit List,
I will promise

on my grandma's life
you will not be put on.

Everyone knows my grandma's
one of my best friends.

- Honestly, I don't care.
- Okay.

- Well, Kate,
you're a woman of standard.

- Um...

- A woman of society.

- I just think
you're f*cking funny.

- True.
Tiffany: A woman

who has circulated

in the largest circles
known to mankind.

- Um, and I just like your vibe.
- We're not going on vibes.

- You know that I adore you.
- Good answer.

- Kate,
you were never in my sights.

- I was on the Hit List
that you were in charge of.

- I was not in charge of it.

- You had advice.

- I did have advice.

Look, I'm the obvious choice,
I get it.

But, like, don't you think
that's a little too obvious?

- I'm really not
your competition. [laughs]

- That's what I always say.
- When have I won a challenge?

When have I been a Supervillain?

When have I won anything?

Do I even know what's goin' on
or where I am right now?

Girl, I'm the least bit
of threat here in this home.

- And honestly,
I'm here for, like... right?

- Wait. What does that mean?
- Oh, like, the execution

of certain individuals. Yeah.
Kate: Right.

Christine:
I think Kate and I are good.

And in this house, I will say
I never feel confident.

I just have to go with the flow.

Tom: Hi.
- How's your day been?

- Good. How about yours?
- I had a lovely time with you.

- I did, too.
- It was so fun.

- I had a great time.

I know I'm safe.

The people
who should be most worried

are Johnny, Paul,
Ashley, and Tyson.

I'm really thinking it's
unfortunately gonna be Tyson.

- I can win Supervillain
and keep you off the Hit List.

Us lying low as a duo
is the best strategy.

- Why did you say as a duo
when you have a duo with Tom?

- Well, because right now,
I can go either direction.

- The other direction?

- You.

- If this is how Tyson
treats Tom,

who has his back,

this just shows me
I can't trust him.

You're not in any kind
of alliance with New York?

- No.
Tiffany: You're someone

that I feel like
I wanna align myself with.

- I will never put you up
if I'm Supervillain.

I will never vote for you
to exit the house.

- That's a convenient time
to tell me

when I'm the Supervillain?
- Yeah.

[bell dings]

- f*ck.
It would have been so smooth

if going backwards that way.

I exit the room
feeling pretty good.

I feel I've done the work
socially and politically

to, um, be insulated.

- I know that you might have
some resentment built up

from the fact
that I put you down

for my nomination.

But moving forward

now that the numbers
are thinning,

I feel as if you would not be
a target of mine.

I'm not here to threaten you

but I'm here to say
if I do come back,

I can't offer you
the same sanctuary.

I feel like
I'm already at rock bottom.

I've already accepted
that I'm gonna be

one of the nominees.

So, she doesn't have
that much power

and I'm ready for it.

And I'm a strong competitor
and I feel like

I can win
the Redemption Challenge.

- That was a very bold statement.

Drita: This is what I feel.

I find Tyson to be
an extreme challenger.

And I think he's super smart.

But if you were to ask me,
I think he's...

- Running game.

- Hundred percent.
- Absolutely.

- If you wanna ask me,
I just want Tyson gone.

That was my main goal

since the day
I walked in this house.

I'm really good
at reading people

and Tyson is really good

at not allowing people
to read him.

I really don't like that.

Tom was asked to go with Johnny
and then he was put out there.

And he's like, "f*ck this.

I gotta jump over there
and then team up with them."

He needs us
to get rid of who he wants

to get rid of.
- So, we're adopting Tom?

- Right.
- But I don't like

how he's trusting Tyson.

- I think Tom trusts Tyson
all the way

and I think Tyson--
- I--but they're roommates.

Tyson is still a problem for me.

- I'm on the same page as you.
Kate: Before the reward,

my gut was going to be Paul,

Johnny, and Tyson.

- You need to be like Medusa

and f*cking really be vicious
with them today.

That's why you're cold as ice

and you're the one that won
and they are f*cked.

Kate:
Honestly, I'm still not sure

who I'm gonna put up.

It's between Johnny,
Tyson, Paul, and Ashley.

And frankly,
I want them all gone.

Thank you so much.
- Okay. Well...

- Okay. I have to do this now.

I'll see you later.
[bell dings]

Kate: Thanks, Drita. Bye.

Christine: How do you feel
after you talked to her?

Did she say anything to you?

Johnny: She just--was just like,

"What information do you have
to give me and dah, dah, dah."

But I don't have any.
Christine: Yeah, me either.

- You know what I mean?
Christine: Uh-hmm.

Johnny: I was just like,
"You should put up Christine

over me for sure."

Tom: What did Kate say to you?

Tyson: She was like,

"What do you have to offer me?"

- Tyson, he knows
how to play these games.

He has the experience.

He's been very trustworthy
so far.

Tyson: She's like,
"You and Tom have something?"

I was like, "Yeah.
Comes from--in LA."

She was like, "Okay.
Well, what can we do?"

I was like, "Yeah. We could all
get there together."

Tom: I feel like
I'm learning from him.

There's little Easter eggs
that he plants,

like, along the way
and I see them.

Tyson: She was like, "Well,
what's your deal with New York?"

I was like, "I just kept her off
the Hit List the first time."

- I can tell that he's taking us

and we are taking each other
as far as we can.

- Why did you say as a duo
when you have a duo with Tom?

- Right now,
I can go either direction.

- The other direction?

- You.

It's like baseball, dude.

Like, what are you gonna do
with the ball

when it get--comes to you?

- Yeah. I've been
kind of thinking about that,

so I've been like a little,
like, in my head today.

Christine: You really feel
like you're getting sick?

- Oh, no. It's nothing.

I've got some chills
but I am fine.

Right now I wanna stay.
And I never get sick.

[gags]

[playful music playing]

- It's gonna take a lot more
than a little vomit

to get me to quit or--no.

I think I'm gonna try
to sit inside

for a second, sweetie.

[bell ringing]

- Oh.
woman: [indistinct]

Joel: Hey, villains.
Head through the bookcase

for your
Hit List nominations.

- Okay.

Paul: I think I cracked
a couple of smiles

in that weird Supervillain
interrogation suite.

But, um, Kate is a woman
of very few words.

Am I just the f*cking mouse
playing around the snake

until it eats me for dinner?

Probably.

[dramatic music playing]

Joel: Hello, villains,

and welcome back
to the Stronghold

for your Hit List nominations.

Kate, you are the Supervillain.

Please take your throne.

[dramatic music playing]

- Kate, how are you feeling
on a scale

of indifference to meh?

- Eh.

No, I'm so excited right now.

This is my excited face.

- And I heard
you held office hours

like a villainous TA.
How was that?

- Well,
I did have a suggestion box.

If you feel like
giving me three options

of who I should put
on the list instead of you,

I'm letting the people
decide anonymously.

And the only people
that put in suggestions

for who to nominate
are the ones I'm nominating.

Drita: What the f*ck?

I have no idea
what's going on right now.

- I did have a suggestion box.

And the only people
that put in suggestions

for who to nominate
are the ones I'm nominating.

And what's even more interesting
is all their names

were in there, which is weird.

Since they were the only ones
putting suggestions in,

I don't know if they were voting
for themselves. I don't know.

Joel: You heard her.

Anyone who jammed something

in Kate's box
is getting nominated.

Kate, you get to choose
the three villains

in danger of being banished.

Who are you going
to piss off first and why?

- My first Hit List nominee,

the reason I'm nominating them

is because they've never once
talked game with me.

And if you're not
talking game with me,

you're probably playing
the game against me.

For that reason,
I've nominated Johnny.

You can put three names
and give you better odds

of staying off the Hit List.
- All righty then.

- He did put me up,
but this is not revenge.

This is a receipt.

Johnny:
Once you get Supervillain,

the downfall
is that you make enemies.

And I did exactly that.
I put Kate down.

She came back with vengeance,
or as she says receipts.

It is what it is.

- Johnny, is there anything
you'd like to say?

- I mean, I saw this coming.
I told you that today.

I'm kinda curious as
to who put my name in the box,

if what you're saying is true.

I would never turn on my people.

- [laughing]

Johnny: What's funny, New York?

What's funny?
- A little bit of everything,

seeing you up there
finally where you belong.

- Kate,
who do you wanna nominate next?

- My second nominee...

is Ashley.

You can put three names.

- Okay.

- Put them
in the box anonymously.

- I'm not afraid to go
on the Hit List, baby.

I'm not afraid to compete.
That's what I came here for.

I think everybody needs
to be reintroduced

to who I really am.

So, I hope this is
a very good competition.

- Anything you'd like to say?

Ashley: I don't know
why you dislike me

or what I've done to you,
but I think the real reason

is that maybe we're just
very completely different.

I'm very opening and nice
to everyone and you judge people

because you worked
on a rich boat one time.

But I think she forgets
she doesn't own

the boats that she works on.

Loosen your guard up
around the house

and have a good time.

Try to smile once in a while.

That will literally loosen
your as*h*le a little bit.

- We have to move on.
Joel: Okay. Kate,

who is your final
Hit List nomination and why?

Kate: My third nominee
does talk game with me,

but has proven
that the game he talks

with me isn't always true.

My third nominee...

is Paul.

Go ahead.
Do your three anonymous

and I appreciate it.
- Lovely.

Shocker.

Why would you put me up
as opposed to people

that have never touched
the Hit List?

You get to the end.
What are your chances better at?

Standing up next
to another not-so-popular guy

or standing up next
to the f*cking president

of the school?

You really wanna go up
against Tyson?

I know I don't.

- Paul, is there anything
you'd like to say?

Paul: Yeah, a couple things.

One, you didn't make it seem

like it was an option
to put the names in.

So, it seems
a little bait-y to me.

Second of all, how do you know
that those things aren't true?

I urge you to ask the questions

at where you're getting
your information

because I don't think
I've ever given you

much of a reason
not to believe me,

but clearly, enough of one
to put me here.

- Paul, I do wanna point out,
you guys.

Y'all were the only ones
writing names.

There were some other names,
but y'all's names were in there

each multiple times.

- I'm happy to clear up
that confusion.

I, um, put their names up there.

I don't know
why they would think

that just 'cause I sleep next to
them that I owe them anything.

I've put down my roommates
because I wanted to show

the rest of the house,
like, look.

Yeah. We're roommates.

Obviously,
we have camaraderie.

But, like,
when it boils down to it,

we know that we have
to take each other out.

- Well, there you have it.

Another profound exploration

of the human condition
here in the Stronghold.

Johnny, Paul, Ashley,
you are on the Hit List.

When we return to this room,

one of those three
will be banished

and lose out
on their chance to win $200,000.

Tomorrow,
you'll compete to get removed

from the Hit List
in our Redemption Challenge.

But tonight,
Sandoval will thrill you all

with his performance
of "Llama, Llama, Red Pajama".

- Oh.

woman: Yee.

- He plays both characters.

It's a tour de force, everyone.

All right, you guys.
Get out of here.

- I'm really proud of Kate
for after weeks

that she has figured out
that the three people

who sleep
in the same room together

are working together.

Check out the big brains
on Kate over there.

- Thank you,
my beautiful white lotus.

Johnny: After what Paul said,

I trust him as far
as I can throw him.

Right now, Ashley and Paul,
they're competition.

The best thing they can do
to help me win this game

is to lie down,
roll over, and shut up.

Joel:
Next on House of Villains.

Ashley: My body has chills.
I'm freezing cold.

But I'm also pouring sweat.

[gags]

- I cannot sleep.

So, I go outside
and I find a notebook.

There's a clear list
signed by Ashley.

But Tom is in the middle.

And I'm gonna use it
against you.

man: All right, cheese dicks.

Daddy's home.

- All right, Daddy.

Johnny: It's disgusting.

[gags]

man: Woo, h*, h*, h*.

- It's time to pucker up.