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03x10 - It Feels So Good to Be Hated

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "House of Villains". Aired: October 12, 2023 – present.*
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Series features 10 of reality television's most infamous villains living together and competing to be the last villain standing to win a cash prize of $200,000 and the title of America's Ultimate Supervillain.

03x10 - It Feels So Good to Be Hated

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[owl hooting]

Joel: Previously this season

on House of Villains.

One of you will be crowned
America's Ultimate Supervillain,

and will take home $200,000.

[Tiffany yells]
Plane Jane: What? Oh!

- Tyson, you are our first
Supervillain.

- I think I have to put you up
as a decoy.

- How do you spell your name?
f*ck you?

- Who will you be
pissing off first?

- Paul.

Paul's my Hit List decoy

to mask our red
and orange room alliance.


Keeping Christine?

Johnny:
That's what I want. Yeah.

- I'm about to rain down chaos

on everybody's head.
[dings]

- In a vote of five to three,
Jackie.

[Jackie yelling]
Paul: What?

Ashley: Three people voted
for Christine,


so we gotta figure out which one
of our numbers was lying

so we can take off their head.

- Really?
He's worried about you.

- m*therf*cker, what?

- Tom, I wanted to throw you down
as a nomination.

- They have lost me.

Please don't put me
in the bottom three.

Plane Jane votes
is a question mark.

Get rid of a question mark vote.

- [in Russian]

- She got it. Kate got it.
- Oh!

- I won, you f*cking assholes.

- Yeah, we're f*cked.

- I nominate Johnny.
Ashley. Paul.

- I find Tyson to be
an extreme challenger.

Tyson is still a problem.

Kate: You really feel
like you're being sick?

- Ashley has been removed
from the game.

Kate has to pick a third
to replace Ashley.

- Tyson.

Tiffany: Swallow!

- Tyson, you have won
the Redemption Challenge

and you are off the Hit List!

- f*ck.

Tom: Drita,
why is it that every time

you know somebody's going out,
you vote for that person?

- Because I gave them my word.

Kate: Congratulations.

You're on the Hit List.

Tom: I was f*cking looking
for your a*s.

- I believe that Tom and Tyson
were targeting me.

Joel: Kate,
you are the Supervillain.

You are off the Hit List.
Christine: Wow.

- Tyson, take your place.

Tom, you are the next one.

My third?
Christine, I'm so sorry.

- Honestly,
Kate can just go f*ck herself.

[bell dings]
Kandy: Oh! That's it!

We have a winner!
- He did it!

- Who in here do you
trust the least?

- Tom.
- Oh.

- You're mad because
you accidentally

came across the letter

and I didn't get a chance
to f*cking tell you yet.

And I'm telling you, Paul,

this is your opportunity not
only to save my f*cking a*s,

but also, like,
be a f*cking hero.

- I don't wanna be a hero.

I'm a f*cking villain.

- [grunts]

Drita: Are you being even?
Because they don't look like it.

I'm on f*cking fire right now.

- Christine is our new
Supervillain.

- I didn't know
you were trying to win.

Kate: She wasn't trying to go
against the people

she's in a trust
situation with.

- Thank you.

- You guys are f*cking stupid.

I nominate Kate.

Tyson, I have to nominate you.

- Yes.

Tiffany: That's it.

[dramatic music playing]

Christine:
Good morning, everyone.

- Good morning.
Paul: Good morning.

Christine: How are you, guys?

Tiffany: Really good.

Paul: Final five.
Christine: Final five.

Tiffany: Can you believe it?
Can you believe it?

[pensive music playing]

- Oh, what the f*ck
are you still doing here?

Hey, boys. I need you
to take care of something.

[singer singing
in foreign language]

[farts]

man: Get on your knees and beg.

What the--

[singer singing
in foreign language]

- It's done.

[PA system chimes]

- I'm still not used to that.
Joel: Attention, villains.

It's time for your last
Battle Royale Challenge.


Which means,

this is also the last time
someone from the show


will have snuck
into your bedrooms


to plant a wacky outfit.
- Oh!

Joel: Put them on
and then get going.


- Right now, a wacky outfit--
Kate: Oh.

Tiffany: Oh, here we go,
you guys.

- The last man-ish
standing in the competition,

honestly, kind of an honor.

We're down
to the final numbers.


And a true villain knows
when to turn it up.

- What the f*ck? I'm not doing
no construction work.

- Huh.

Fine.

- Oh, my God, I love cosplaying

as, like, someone that
has, like, a real job.

- Somebody give me some
cigarettes, a coffee,

a temper problem.

- I was hoping the challenge
was, like,

who can bake a good cake.
- Pfft.

- [laughs]
And make my life easy.

- Why does Joel insist
on f*cking up my hair

with these challenges?

The hard hat
and the orange vest,

honey, I don't know
what this means.

Kind of cute, actually.

This is anybody's game
at this point.

This is it, you guys.
This is it.

[laughs]
- Yay.

Drita: I feel like we're going
to play the World Cup right now.

Tiffany: So if my housemates
get in my way


during this final
Battle Royale Challenge,


they can definitely prepare
to be plucked by the HBIC.

[laughs] I'm about to get
my own car today.

Let me see.

- I feel just
like Michelle Obama. I swear.

[dramatic music playing]

- Come on in.

- What is this?

- Oh, my gosh.

Tiffany: Wait a minute now.

Oh.
Christine: What is going on?

Kate: It's the last
Battle Royale,


and one thing I'm sure
of in this game is

Joel has a slightly
humiliating challenge


in store for us today

and I can't wait
for it to be over.

- You have made it to your
most important challenge yet.

Tiffany: Yeah! [laughs]
Christine: Whoo!

Joel: This is your final
Battle Royale Challenge.

The name of this challenge is--
can you guess?

- No.
- Screwed Over.

[dramatic music playing]

- Yes, that's right.
Another phallic challenge

brought to you by
our producing crew

of 14-year-old boys.

[machine whirring]

Joel: Here's how it works.

- It's spinning.
- Stop. [laughs]

Joel: Each of you will climb
onto your giant screw


and hold on tight.

Whoever hangs on
the longest, wins,

and is our final
Supervillain of the season,

guaranteeing themselves a spot
in the final three.

That's it.
That's the game.

Christine:
No, this is not right.

- Now, listen.

I know my way
around a huge screw.

But I've never had to screw
and compete at the same time.

So, the fact that I have to have
the longest ride to win,

all right, I better get
to huffin' and puffin',

and enjoying this thing.

Joel: Okay, everyone.

Pick your screw.
Tiffany: All right.

Christine: I wanna be
in the final three


more than ever.

If I win the $200,000,

I'm obviously using it
to take care of my son

and lawyer fees.

So, this is not a drill.

Or is.

[dramatic music playing]

Joel: You know what?
Before we get started,

I think we need a bigger
construction crew.

- Oh, no.

- Hey, b*tches!

- You bet, baby.

Drita: Jackie!

- Oh, hi guys.

Tom: Hey, Joel.
Ashley: Hi.

Joel: Welcome back.

You guys are moving back in.

But your former housemates
are not just here

to watch the challenge,
you guys.

No, they are here
to screw you over.

Ashley: I knew it.
- Oh, a big surprise.

- I f*cking knew it.
I knew it!

Joel: One by one,
each returning villain

will step up
and pick a villain to sabotage

and crank a dial
to spin them faster.

- That's so f*cked up.

- The last one holding
onto the screw wins.

If you win this challenge,

you will not only
go to the finals,

but you get to choose
one of the villains


who will sit next to you.

The other three,
you'll place on the Hit List


and they'll battle it out
tomorrow

in the final
Redemption Challenge,

and the winner
of that challenge


earns the last seat
in the final.


But let's not get
ahead of ourselves.

We spent nearly 55 grand
building giant screws

and $12 on protective gear.
[metal clangs]

Villains, mount your screws.

[dramatic music playing]

- Oh!
[Ashley gasps]

- Oh, Lord.

Tyson:
My goal as a jury member

is to make sure Paul
does not win this game


because I'm petty.

That's why in some fan circles
and forums,

they call me "Mother."

- Here we go.
One, two, three.

Start screwing!

[machine whirring]

[dramatic music playing]

Tyson: Oh.
Jackie: The irony of it all.

- All right.
Want some popcorn?

- Oh, I'll take some popcorn.

[dramatic music playing]

- I feel like fire
hitting my arm.

Plane Jane: This is
the most exciting screw

I've ever witnessed.
[laughter]

- Oh my God.
This can't be happening.

I'm holding my body weight.

And I'm really dizzy,

so I have no idea

what's going on the left
or right of me.

- Ashley, you are up first
to screw someone over.

- Who am I gonna screw?
- Ashley--

Ashley: Easily, Kate.

Tyson: Oh!
- Kate.

Kate: It's actually
kind of fun.

- Kate gets
the faster screw here.

- The first one she's probably
had in years.

Kate: Listen, I go to every
competition show not caring.


woman 1: Kate is literally
throwing our money away.

woman 2: She's throwing it away.
- Yup.

However,
in
House of Villains,

I care a little bit more.

Nothing motivates me
more than revenge.


But also, $200,000
is a lot of money.


I have f*ck to give now.

It's a very new feeling.

Whoo.
Joel: All right. Jackie...

- Oh, me?
Joel: ...you're up next.

- This is easy.

Of course it's gonna be Paul!

I was the first villain
to exit,


and I'm pretty sure that Paul
had a little bit,

if not everything,
to do with that.

So, screw you, Paul. Ding.

Paul: Jokes on you, Jackie,

I actually voted to keep you
in the f*cking game.

Nobody knows that,
but I was the third vote.

f*ck.

Joel: Plane.

- I've never done
something like this before.

I'm gonna screw a woman.

Tyson: Oh!

- Um, I trusted Christine most

and she screwed me.

You are genuinely one
of the few people

that I have, like, genuinely
connected with.

So...
- You're good with me.

[dramatic music playing]

- I know she likes a fast screw.

She's just like me.

- Oh. Sound logic.

[Tiffany screaming]

- New York, how you doing?

- I love to screw,
but not like this.

Joel: Johnny, you are up.

- f*ck you, New York.

- Paul.
- Kate.

[machine whirring faster]

- I'm really regretting
the lunch they gave us.

Ashley: Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Kate--

where are you going, Kate?
Where are you going, Kate!

Jackie: Oh! Yay!

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

- Yeah!
Kate: f*cking idiots.

- Hold on, Drita.

- Somebody check her pulse.

- Drita, can we get
a proof-of-life f*ck?

Drita: Uh, f*ck.

I was the only one that
didn't get screwed over,


so this increases
my odds of winning

because they're all going
faster than me.


I'm just staying focused.

[dramatic music playing]

- 20 minutes in, guys.

Paul: It's hard to hold on.
It's hot.


There's sparks flying around me.

Christine:
My vision's blurring.

I don't know where I am.

Drita: I'm exhausted.

My body's k*lling me.

I don't care if I die.

I cannot give up.

- All right. Villains,
you have to move down

to the third rung,

the smaller foothold.

Jackie: Uh-oh.

[tense music playing]

Jackie: Move down.

- New York,
you're already there.

Jackie: Oh!
Johnny: Oh, let's go.

Yeah.
Joel: We have lost New York.

- Yeah.
Joel: She's screwed.

Tiffany: Johnny Middlebrooks.

Need I say more?

He needs an enema because
that man is full of sh*t

and he wants it to come out.

And we need him to release it.

- Careful, careful! Oh!
Tyson: Yes, yes. Yeah.

Kate: He's out. Yeah. He's out.
- Yeah! All right, Paul.

- Paul is out. It is down
to Christine and Drita.

- Damn. Nobody ever took a shot
at Drita.

And if Drita wins,

I don't know that
I stand a chance

against her in the end.

So, Christine,

I need you to hold on
a little longer.

Jackie: Hold on, you guys.
Just hold on.

- Drita up there
making a mean red sauce.

That's some professional
screwing right there.

- Oh, sh*t!
Christine's foot is slipping!

Jackie: No. No. She's ducked
it out in deep ballet.

- Oh, my God!
- Oh!

Plane Jane: She's doing good!

Jackie: Oh!

- That is crazy!

She's unfazed, she's unfazed.
Jackie: Okay, show off.

Christine: It's getting harder
and harder to hold on.


But I wanna be in
the final three more than ever.


I've had a three-way,
love a good three-way,

and can't wait for
this last one.

Joel: 35 minutes in, guys.

Believe me,
the producers had no idea

it was gonna last this long.

[dramatic music playing]

[singer singing
in foreign language]

- This is huge.

Right now, I'm holding on

to this damn screw.

You're not gonna be able
to peel me off of it.

- I feel like
we're gonna be here forever.

Oh! Drita's down.

Drita is down.

- Bravo.

- Good job!
- We have a winner!

It is Christine.

- Are we done?
Plane Jane: You won.

Paul: You won.
Joel: You won.

- I mean, for real?
Joel: Christine won.

Don't step on Drita.

Tom: Good job, Drita.

- I'm not happy I didn't win,

but I couldn't be happier
that she did.

Me and Christine
had our issues,


but she put Tyson up,

so I know she has my back.

- I know.

So I'm looking at Christine

like we made it.

We're going to the end.

- Christine, you are

our final Supervillain

and have earned your spot
in the final three.

Christine, you now have
only a few hours

to make the most important
decision of the season.

Christine: I'm so excited
that I won the challenge,


but it doesn't mean that

I'm not gonna be stressed
making this decision

because now I have
four people's fates


in my hands.

Kate, Paul, Drita,
and New York.


And I wanna put myself
in the best position.

- To win.

[dramatic music playing]

[birds chirping]

- I feel like I got f*cking hit
by a tractor trailer.

- We're here.
- Oh, my gosh,

the exterminators are here.
Tom: Glad to be back.

- They're coming in now?
Tom: Right.

Ashley: We are back!
- Where are the rats?

- Oh, I ain't f*cking
filming right now.

Kate: Can I just sit
in the bathroom?

I can't.
I'm literally about to die.

[Plane Jane screams]

- Attention-starved beasts...

Plane Jane: It's my house now.

- ...are roaming the house,

looking to devour us
for screen time.

- How's your time been?
Kate: It's been good.

Plane Jane: Having a good--
- We missed you. Yeah.

- See, well, you are,

you know, one of the people
that voted me out.

So, you know I guess...
- I know.

- ...you didn't
miss me that much.

You know, I was very shocked.

But you know what?
I hope you had fun

and I hope you had a good time
while I was gone.

- Do you still wanna
continue the scene?

- No!
- Yeah.

I officially hate it here again.

- What the hell?
- [chuckles]

- What's up, G?
- How you doing, bro?

- Good to see you, man.
- Good to see you, bro.

Tom: Come here.

I got you, baby.

Yay, we're back!

- Yay!

- [groans]

Tyson: Dude.

I'm so happy to be back
in the super bed.

- I know. Me too, man.

I really missed Tyson.

- I feel like I already
won anyways.

- Yeah, same.

- Slumber party!

- Are you gonna lick
your thumb?

Tom: No, probably not.

- [laughs]

Jackie: Hi, b*tches!
- Oh, my God. Hi, baby.

Jackie: I know. I hear you guys

in here cracking up.
Christine: How are you?

Jackie: I definitely wanna
know what I missed.


Mama has had FOMO.

Whatever that is. [laughs]

- No.

What the--

[groans]

[suspenseful music playing]

- Oh, no. Drita?

They put that thing
back on the wall.

[menacing laughter]

- You got to go. Bye-bye.

- Feels good to be back
with the g*ng.

Paul: Hell, yeah, it does.

- I cannot believe

everyone that I was in
an alliance with

besides Paul is eliminated.

It's all the shitty
competitors left,

and if I would have
been with the girls,

probably would still be here.

Ashley: I forgot about that.

[laughs] No, I'm kidding.

This is exactly how I feel

coming back into this house.
[laughs]

[PA system chimes]

Joel:
Attention, Traitors. sh*t.

I mean, attention, villains.

It is time to get ready

for your final
Hit List Ceremony.


Christine: You can hop
in the shower first.

I'm gonna do makeup.
Drita: Okay.

In just a few hours,

Christine has to choose
who's on the Hit List

and who she's gonna bring
to the final three.

But Christine
got really weird


when it was
the Spitting Venom Challenge.


So yeah, I gotta block
all the little maggots

that are gonna chirp in her ear

about why she should bring them
to the end instead of me.

You wanna know something?
Whatever's meant to be

is meant to be, and it's like--
- Yeah, that's kinda how I feel.

- You could say, "Drita,

you coming with me
to the finals,"

or you could put me up
for the Hit List.

But if you don't take me
to the finals,

you're gonna have to pick
one of those three

for the finals.

So it's on you
on what decision you wanna make.

- Okay. Got it.
- Yeah.

- Saving Drita here
is the obvious choice

because she's the only person
that's had my back


in this house.

Honestly-- Well,
I don't know, but maybe.

I think so.

Listen...

[dramatic music playing]

It's such a good feeling.

We went through so much
in this house.


And Christine being loyal
and keeping it real with me

means everything to me.

- I know. No, no, no.

[indistinct chatter]

- Who do y'all think
she's taking?

Tyson: I think she's just
taking her closest ally.

- I'm gonna just grab
the shampoo.

- Oh, great idea. Will you grab
the sh*t in the shower?

Drita: Yes.
- Yeah. Good idea.

Okay, and thank you.

[dramatic music playing]

Christine: Hi. Come on in.

Paul: Am I annoying you?
- No, not at all.

Paul: Okay. Have you had
any conversations?

- No, I have not.
Paul: Have you--

okay. So--
but what are you thinking?

How do you--
- Well, I don't--

I don't know
what's going on tonight.

- You have to pick people.

- Right, no. No, I know that.

[laughter]

- No, what I mean is

I don't know, like,
the conversations

that are conversing
in the house.

Paul: You want me to tell you
some of 'em?

Christine: Yeah, I mean, sure.

- Everybody loves Drita.

And everybody wants her to win.

- You think so?

- She was the only one
who wasn't sabotaged

in that competition,

and everybody
was cheering for her.

Everybody.
Christine: Yeah.

- The best shot
that we both have

is probably against each other

because we both rubbed people
the wrong way.

But if-- if Drita's there,
she wins, dude.

Like, no matter what.

Christine: Paul's making
some great points.


Saving Drita here
is a really big risk.

My heart is saying,
bring her with me.


But now my brain, I'm not sure.

Paul: Okay. Good luck, girl.
Christine: Thank you.

$200,000 is life-changing
amount of money.


It's for my life,
it's for my son.


It's the difference in,
like, everything.


[dramatic music playing]

- New York?

Do you think
that Drita's probably

gonna be the one
Christine saves?

- To be honest, I haven't
really seen Christine

since she's won Supervillain.

But I do believe that her
and Drita are mega close.


And that kind of bond
at this stage in the game

cannot be persuaded or broken.

So I'm not even gonna bother
to speak to Christine.


- Look how far we've come.

[laughter]

Kate: I'm not making
a pitch to Christine.


I'd like to leave with
as much dignity as possible,

but I don't know exactly
how smart Christine is.

If she leaves Drita
off the Hit List,

we'll have our answer.

[PA system chimes]

Joel: What are you guys
waiting for?


Villains and rejected villains,

please go to the bookshelf
with your tiny Coke Zeros.


- What if
we don't wanna bring 'em?

Tyson: Yeah,
I'm not taking mine.

Paul: Going into this
Hit List Ceremony,


I'm not sure if Christine's
gonna make a game move


or an emotional move.

Look, if it's not me,

just make sure it's not Drita,

because then,
everybody loses.


But who knows?

[dramatic music playing]

[tense music playing]

Joel: Hello, villains.

Welcome to your final
Hit List nomination.

Your time
at the House of Villains

is almost at an end.

In just 24 hours,

I will have forgotten
your names.

Kidding.

I've already forgotten them.

Christine,
you are the Supervillain,

and automatically,

one of the final villains
in this competition.

We are all
just as surprised as you.

[laughter]

- Christine,
please take your throne.

[dramatic music playing]

Joel: Christine,
you will nominate

three villains
to be on the Hit List.

The one villain
not on the Hit List

will be joining you
in the finals.

Who do you nominate first
and why?

[dramatic music playing]

- My first nomination

is a very strong competitor.

Tiffany.

- Oh, she didn't even say my...

Christine: Oh, sorry, New York.
- ...my stage name.

- I'm sorry, New York. I'm sorry.

Joel: You've been here before.

How does it feel to be back
on the final Hit List?

- Unfortunately,
it feels like my fate.

This is what I'm used to.
This is what I do.

I fight my way back and back.

Hence, Season m*therf*cking 3.

k*ll me! Somebody!

Stomp my lights out!

Shall I proceed?

Yes, you can!

Yes, you shall!

So standing here means

absolutely
m*therf*cking nothin'!

[cheering and applause]

- We love you, New York!

- Christine, who do you nominate
next and why?

- The next person is also
an extremely fierce competitor.

Paul, I'm so sorry.

[dramatic music playing]

- Paul, how does it feel
to be on the final Hit List?

- Honestly, I--
I-- I like this position

because I want to earn
my spot in the end.

- Christine, tell us
your third nomination and why.

- My third nomination
is the hardest one yet.

I'm having to make a decision
that's really hard for me.

I'm not a gamer,
I'm not a strategizer,

I'm not a competitor,
and this is the first time

I have to think
of myself for once,

and I don't do that often.

I know this person
can win the competition.

I know how this person competes.

And for that reason,
Drita, please...

- Oh, my God.

Christine:
...I am nominating you

because I know you can win
the challenge.

Jackie: Oh, my God.

- That's some scandalous sh*t.
- Christine, no.

Drita.
Johnny: Damn.

Ashley: I respect Christine.

That's a villainous move.

- From the beginning,
you know, I told her

we'll take it to the end,
but I guess me being...

- No, please. Please, Drita.
- ...loved made you scared.

Everyone loves me
because I kept my word.

- Drita.
- Now, I'm talking.

- Ooh. [laughs]

Drita: And honestly,
the truth is,

I didn't strategize that.

I just kept it 100.

And hopefully,
the people I'm loyal with

do not vote your a*s.

Jackie: Hmm.

- You wanna give me your vote
like you were gonna?

Then you vote
the right m*therf*cking way.

Johnny: Yeah.

- I promise you
'cause you f*cked me over,

they won't f*ck with you.

Play your little safe space,
drive your little Lambo,

you ain't getting
f*cking 200,000.

That's how the f*ck that's gonna
go m*therf*cking down.

Joel: Kate, you have
officially made it

into the final three
with Christine.

How do you feel?

- Shocked, confused,
and so excited.

- You seem so excited.
- Wear it well.

- Oh, all right.

Oh, okay.

- Good for you. She chose you
'cause you're hated

in the f*cking house.
- I know.

I don't think I have
a great chance with the jury


because I have felt targeted

pretty much the entire time
in this house.

That's what happens
when you're cool.

But then again,

maybe these banished villains

will remember.

I was better
at the game than you.

So I have hope.

[groans]

Joel: New York, Paul, and Drita,

tomorrow you will compete

in the final
Redemption Challenge.

The winner of that challenge
will go up against Christine

and Kate in the final vote.

I usually make a joke right here
as I tell you have to go back

to the house,
but it's late in the season

and I've run out.

So "Good night, and good luck."

George Clooney.

Drita: Well, it's not
about just Christine.


This has been a story
of mine unfortunately

with the closest people to me.

They will promise you something,
they will hug you,

they will have tears,
and you believe them.

And I just feel
so betrayed and fooled.


I don't like to be fooled.

She fooled me.

What a rat b*tch.

- Get a room, guys.
Tom: Yeah, we do have one.

[suspenseful music playing]

- Oh, think about that.

Paul: I did put in
a lot of work with Christine,


and it paid off.

Does it feel great
that I'm on the Hit List?

No. But at least Drita
is also there with me.

The blindsiding
is never necessary.

I've been there in other shows
and it's f*cked up.

If Drita's there, she wins,
dude, like no matter what.

It's sick.

- Kate, can you come outside?
- Sure.

You made the right move tonight.

I promise you, you did.

- No, I know. It just
doesn't feel that way.

And I know Drita
is not gonna see it that way.

- No.

- I told Drita
I was gonna keep her.

And then, I laid it out,
really laid it out

when I actually had a minute.

- Right.
- And then, I was like...

- There was not a way
you would win against her.

Christine: I know.
- You might as well just write

in the check right then.
- f*ck me.

But she's gonna
turn everyone against me,

and then, I get no votes.

Drita: She's an actress
that doesn't care,

drives a Lamborghini,

is not here
for the right reasons.

- This is not a test
of friendship,

this game we're playing.
- Yeah.

- It's $200,000 that you
could very well use yourself.

Christine:
Tonight was traumatizing.

But at the end of the day,
I'm playing for myself,

I'm playing for my son,

and I have to do
what I have to do


to win this thing.

- I respect so much

the strength you had to do that.

And that's very villainy.

- Thank you.

- She don't deserve the win.

Christine: Are you gonna go
sit at the table with them?

- She don't deserve it.

- No. I'm number two
on their sh*t List.

But you definitely shouldn't.
Christine: Yeah.

Tiffany: Well, I guess
it's my bedtime, fellas.

- Well, that super bed
isn't gonna sleep in itself.

Tiffany: I might have to come
in there and get a glimpse.

Tyson: Yeah, you should.
Tiffany: Bet I could learn

some new poses
when I go back home.

Tyson: That's right.

- Nope.

I'm sure Plane
wants camera time.

- I'm sleeping with my aunties,
my aunties.

[clears throat]

Tom: Mallory, what is up?

It's Tom Sandoval.

May you have all the luck

and happiness
that life can hold.

And may all your rainbows lead

to a pot of gold.

Cheers to you, Mallory.

Happy birthday.

[quirky music playing]

[birds chirping]

Jackie: Good morning.
- Good morning. How are you?

- I don't wanna get makeup
on you.

I'm good.
I have to get some coffee.

Drita: Uh, there is coffee
in there.

I don't know who made it,
but it's been...

- Okay.
Drita: ...brewing forever.

- Okay.
- [groans]

Jackie: Oh, sh**t.

- You did?

Tyson: Cast walking.

Cast walking.

- Just getting some coffee.
Jackie: Coffee.

Tyson: You can't?

- Oh.

See, if he wasn't in there,
we could have snuck it.

Tyson: I did it last time,
but nobody was in there.

Plane Jane: Yeah.

Drita: I know.
sh*t's everywhere.

Everywhere.

Last night, I got screwed

by the person I love the most
in the house

that I trusted the most.

She crushed me.

But I raised my kids to fight,
to never give up.

And this goal
of winning this 200,000,


I'm gonna f*cking
fight for it.


Jackie: Yes.
- I was up f*cking all night.

Didn't sleep, obviously.
Jackie: I know. Oh, my God.

You shut that sh*t down,
I'mma be honest. I mean...

- Yeah, I didn't hate her.
- ...because everybody assumed,

"Oh, Drita, that's her girl,
that's your guy's girl."

- I know.
- But I said...

- Yeah.
- ...if she picks Drita,

she's cutting her chances down
quite a bit

because everybody loves both.

- This was not like,
"Yay, let me tell Drita this,

and then,
let me do the opposite."

That's not what happened.
Jackie: Yeah.

- I was shaking, like...
Jackie: Why?

- ...because
I was so uncomfortable.

I'm telling you,
Drita is the only one

that has not been on
the Hit List this entire time.

I've been up there
f*cking twice.

I've been pawned...
- What?

- ...I've been f*cking betrayed,

I've been put between people,

like I've been
getting g*ng banged,

and I am still here.

- You have no f*cking idea.

- And I'm so proud of you
where you are now

and I will stand with you.

And go in there.

"b*tch, you did this.
Badass." Okay?

Now I need you
to put your big girl pants on

and you need to win
this m*therf*cker.

Christine:
I knew of all people,

Jackie would understand
how to play a game.

I mean, after all,
she's a basketball wife.

- You're gonna be fine, okay?

- Hearing her say
that she's gonna vote for me,

I'm feeling really confident.

- Don't you worry about it now.
Christine: Thank you.

- Um, you got me.

[PA chimes]

Joel: Villains...
- What?

Joel:
...it is time to get ready

for your final
Redemption Challenge.


Please dress like you're
going to a fancy award show.


Uh, that's not happening.

That is never happening.

But do it anyway.

- Fancy? Okay. I could do that.

Kate: I don't know where any
of my f*cking underwear is.

Plane Jane: I think I left
my t*ts in the hotel.

- You know I can--
- Can you go

to Plane Jane's hotel
and pick up her breasts?

Ashley: Hi, you guys.
Jackie: Hello, boys.

Good morning.
Ashley: Look at y'all.

Holy-- And the Oscar goes to...

- Thank you. Thank you.

[Ashley laughs]
[PA chimes]

Joel: Villains...
- Uh-oh.

Joel: ...it is time to depart

for your final
Redemption Challenge.


Prepare your buttocks

for their SUV ride
into the sunset.


Banished villains,
get in one car.


And the final five,
please take another.


We can't have
any cross-contamination.


- I have butterflies
in my stomach

because I wanna be
in the final so bad.


Season 1 was a bust.

I went home way too soon.

[buzzing]
- [screaming]

Season 2, I lasted pretty long.

[whimpering]

- New York and Larsa,
you have lost the challenge

and also lost on your chance
at $200,000.

- I'm not about
to let history repeat itself.

I am here
to win this m*therf*cker.

- Princess Diana is not here yet.

- Are we gonna be indoor
or outdoor?

- Is she okay?
Drita: f*ck.

- No.
Drita: Of course she's okay.

She's just allowed
to take forever.

Kate: I mean,
we've had five hours.

- Hi, guys.

Listen, I don't want this car
ride to be awkward or weird,

so let's just like talk
and have fun, you know.

Like we don't need to talk
about anything serious,

but, you know,
I feel like it's a funeral.

[tense music playing]

- Okay.
Drita: Yeah.

We had that talk, remember?

When you're crying
and hugging me

and, "I'm not gonna pick you,"

and I said, "Oh, thank God"?
- Yes.

Drita: Yeah, we had the talk.

I got a challenge
to pay attention to.

Let's see what happens.

If there's one f*cking thing
I'm gonna say

and I ain't gonna say nothing.

I don't win,
I will make sure you lose.

Tiffany: Drita really needs
to shut the f*ck up


because this
is a House of Villains,

and you have to do what is best

for your strategy
and your gameplay.

So, Christine deciding
to put up her roommate,


I liked it. It made me salivate.

- I rather lose with integrity
than win and be a piece of sh*t.

And remember those words
because that's me.

Joel:
From Burbank, California,

the academy
of overly dramatic arts


and people
who don't know sciences


welcomes Joel McHale.

[orchestra music playing]
[villains applauding]

- Hello, villains,
and welcome to the biggest night

in the Valley, The Backstabbies.

All the huge celebrities
are out tonight,

just not in this room.
[laughter]

Joel: I look around
and it is a who's who

of who the hell is that?

All right. Now let's welcome
our competing villains,

f*cking Drita, New York,
and the goatee,

whose wish to become
a real boy came true, Paul.

All right, guys.

- This is the most pivotal
do-or-die moment

in the entire season.

Like, if you lose, you're done.

If you win, you get that spot
in the final three.

I need to beat
both New York and Drita


because I actually think
I stand a chance

at winning this whole thing
if I do.

- Jackie,
how does the show look in 3D?

- [laughing] Joel.

- Paul, New York, Drita,

this is obviously your final
Redemption Challenge.

Everyone received
an awards ballot


and filled them out
in private.


When I read
an award category,


you three will guess
which villain won that award

based on how everyone
in the house voted.

The villain who guesses the most
award categories correctly

wins this challenge
and joins Christine and Kate

at our final
Banishment Ceremony tonight

where we will crown the winner

of House of Villains Season 3.

- If Drita wins
this Redemption Challenge,

this big move last night
was for nothing,

so I do not want Drita to win.

New York and Paul,
I can handle, but Drita, no.

- The first category is,

who is the last person

you'd want
as a challenge partner?

Are your answers locked in?

Paul, who did you pick?

- I picked New York.
- Softie.

- New York,
who did you pick?

- Me.
[chimes]

[laughter]

Joel: Drita, who did you pick?

- New York.
Joel: And the winner is...

[drum roll]

- ...New York.
[applause]

[orchestra music playing]
[chimes]

Paul: Come here.
This way. This way.

- [whimpers]

Joel: The next category is,

who is the most likely
to buy followers?

This is based on what you think
everyone in the house voted.

- Right. Okay.

- I've never bought followers.

That's the one thing
I'm too cheap to.

I'd take that money
and go to Target instead.

- Paul?
- I put Christine.

Joel: You can see Christine
wants to k*ll you now

from the smile on her face.
[laughter]

Joel: New York,
who did you pick?

- Christine.

- Drita, who's the most likely
to buy followers?

- I was gonna say Christine

and I changed my mind
and put Tom.

Christine definitely
buys followers.


But then, I thought
of who loves themself

even maybe more than Christine.

♪ I am the enemy! ♪

- Tom would buy followers.

- The villain most likely

to buy followers is...

[drum roll]

- ...Tom.

[cheers and applause]
- Oh, my God.

[chimes]
- Yes. I'm so happy.

- I selected Tom because
I looked up Tom on Instagram

and he has


Those cannot all
be f*cking real.

And if they are, they're real,

but they're real f*cking stupid.

- The next award
is the biggest crybaby.

The biggest crybaby.

Drita, who did you say?

- Me.
[chimes]

- New York, biggest crybaby.

- I'm gonna say Christine.
[chimes]

Joel: Christine.
Paul, who did you put?

- I put Ashley.
[chimes]

- What the f*ck?
[laughter]

- I never f*cking cried.
Johnny: That's not true.

- They already know that I came
in here feeling insecure.

Ugh. I want my mommy.

- In the category
of biggest crybaby...

- Uh-oh.
Joel: ...the winner is...

[drum roll]

- Drita.
- Yes!

I felt bad last night.

I can't believe
that you're here right now.

I wish you were with me.

- Drita has three.

New York and Paul each have one.

The next award is

"Can't land a joke."

And you're not allowed
to say me.

- Don't worry. It's not you.

Joel: Okay.
New York, who did you put?

- The chicken finger, Tyson.

He just tells
too many of 'em at once.

So, which one do you laugh at?
[Drita laughs]

- And which one do you ignore?

And they can't plop. Too many.
Joel: Okay.

Okay. Drita, who did you put?

- I also put Tyson.

Joel: All right.
Paul, who did you put?

- I was gonna put Tyson,

but then
I switched it over to Tom.

Joel: Why Tom?

- Because, you know,
sometimes Tyson's jokes land.

- And the award for

"Can't land a joke" goes to...

[drum roll]

- Tyson.
The award does go to Tyson.

Tom: Hell yeah.

- [laughs]

- Drita has four.

New York has two.

Paul has one.

With three rounds left,

Paul, if you don't
get this next one correct,

you are eliminated.

Not just from this game,

but from the entire competition.

Paul:
Should've gone with my gut

because it's Tyson
who was always saying


these stupid jokes.

This sucks a*s.

Joel: Our next award is
in the category

of the most likely

to be excluded
from the group chat

when the season is over.

[dramatic music playing]

- New York, who did you put?

- I know this person
very well.

Uh, myself.

- Are you on group chats
with the previous two casts?

- Oh, absolutely not.

Joel: All right.
Well, that's consistent.

Paul?
- Um, I put Christine.

Joel: Drita, who did you put?

- Well, this was tricky,

but I did put Tyson.

Joel: Why Tyson?

Drita: He was manipulating
a lot of people.

They found out
that he was manipulating them,

so I don't think
they would be like so joyous

to add him to the group chat.

- f*ck you, Drita.

Joel: All right. The most likely

to be excluded
from the group chat is...

[drum roll]

- Kate.
- Oh.

Joel: Kate. You were all wrong.

- What the-- Oh, my gosh.

- There's nothing better
than leaving a group chat.

It's so passive-aggressive.

I left my own family's
group chat once.

- Paul, you have been banished
from the House of Villains.

Damn.

f*ck.

- Maybe you could replace
one of the cardboard people.

- Should I kick
the cardboard down?

- Good job, Paul.
- You had a good run, bro.

Paul: I just can't seem

to f*cking get
the endgame right.


I feel like
it's like my permanent lore

to get so close,

but just not quite.

You know what I mean?
That should be studied.

- All right. The score is
Drita four, New York two.

There are two categories left.

Johnny: Let's go, Drita.
Joel: If Drita gets this right,

she wins.

The award is for fakest.

Jackie: Ooh.

Well, that's weird.

Drita: Who is the fakest?

I wrote down Christine.

It's obvious I feel that way.

But this answer has to be

the House of Villains answer.
All the villains.

So, I changed it to Tyson
because I'm like,


"Oh, he manipulated
a lot of people here."


And my gut said,

"You stick with your first
initial response,"


and that was Christine.

I was just like,
"Let me go with my gut."

Joel: New York,
what's your answer?

- I mean, I just stop
at lashes and wigs,

but Plane Jane has fake t*tties.
[Drita laughs] What? What?

- I don't know
what she's talking about.

- a*s, and everything else.

Whatever you wanna name,
so, uh, my girl, Plane Jane.

- Honey, these are--
these are real.

- Drita, what did you put?

- I put Christine.
Joel: Why?

- Because she just
truly showed me

she was the fakest m*therf*cker
I ever saw.

Joel: If Drita gets this right,
she wins.

If New York gets it right
and Drita doesn't,

the game goes on.

All right. Here we go.

The award for fakest

in the house goes to...

[drum roll]

- Christine.
- Yes!

[all cheering]

Joel: New York,
you've been banished

for the third time.
Johnny: Yeah.

- Congratulations.
Joel: Drita has won

the challenge.
Paul: Damn.

Tiffany:
I may not have won again,

but being a part
of the House of Villains

has been a full-circle moment
in my career as a villain.


Like, this is a place that
welcomes everything that you are

that people love
to hate on you for.


And it feels so good
to be hated.

[laughs] I know.

It's gonna be all right.
Jackie: No.

- Drita, you are the winner

and will join Christine and Kate

in the final three.

Kate: Being in the final three
with Drita,


I am realizing
I'm a little bit f*cked.

But maybe there's a chance
that the voting jury

will be voting
for the best villain,

not the best chef.

But in the meantime,
f*ck everyone.

[chuckles] And vote for me.

[laughs]

- All right, everyone.

Back to the house. Nicely done.

Tiffany: Right. Yay!
[all cheering]

[orchestra music playing]

Tiffany's doll: Paul,
the wanna-be Captain Hook.

I really put this on you.

Paul's doll: Tiffany...

Tiffany's doll:
Don't use my government name.

You call me New York.
Paul's doll: You're right.

Tiffany's doll: Bye, b*tches.

[dramatic music playing]

[Drita groans]

[Christine laughs]

- What a beautiful feeling.

Tiffany: Home sweet home, everybody.

Paul: Hello?

Ashley: It's the last time
we'll see you.

Tiffany: Yes.

- How are you feeling?
- I feel good.

Jackie: How's it feel, Drita?

Drita:
I'm sitting here telling you

I made it to the final three.

How crazy is that?

I went through the wringer
in this house.

- Oh.

Drita: I watched my alliances

leave the house one by one.

I found myself alone

up against a lot of people.

And all I did
was go with my gut


throughout the whole game.

Should they give me the money

because of that reason?

We will see.
Jackie: We need drinks.

[indistinct chatter]
- A bottle of champagne or two

never k*lled anyone.

[upbeat music playing]

- I'm over it.

And by it, I mean being in this.

- Fug, tried my best.

Ashley: You did.
That's all right.

Johnny: I knew you weren't
gonna win but, like,

you got a good run.
Paul: f*ck you.

Johnny: What?
[laughter]

Plane Jane: Drita, Drita, Drita.

Jackie:
Girl, you are a finalist.

b*tch, you in the NBA Finals.

- I was nervous.
I'm not gonna lie.

- Drita, you did that sh*t
and you did it convincingly.

f*cking bad a*s.

- Thank you.

[Tom sighs]

- Then you shouldn't have to, dude.

There's no reason to.
They can't vote you out.

- I'm so happy about this vote.

I get to feel f*cking great

about who I'm f*cking
voting for.

I'm gonna give
the most heartfelt

Love Island speech for Drita.

From the first day I walked
in to this villa...

- It's not a villa.
- I mean, house.

[laughing]

It's hard for me because
Christine was a total villain


by not saving her best friend,
Drita, at the end.

And Kate was probably
the best competitor in here.


And then
Drita is the only one


who didn't do anyone dirty
in the house.


I'm not exactly sure
what I'm gonna do.


Honestly, I would rather be
at a funeral right now

than vote to give someone else
$200,000.

I'm still a villain

and I don't give a damn
about those other b*tches

who voted me out.

Sorry.

- Well, not voted me out

but they wanted me out,
you know?

- We only have eight votes.

- Eight votes.

- Tom and Tyson are
not voting for Drita.

- You think?
- I mean,

Drita's outspoken about

how she hates Tyson in the game.

- Forgot about that part.
- And then Tom,

he's gonna go
whatever Tyson does.

- Tells him to.

- Well, let's see
if any of these girls

come over and ask us
how we're votin'

'cause I'm not gonna go to them.

- Yeah.

- Where's everybody? Hello?

Plane Jane: Hello.
- Oh, hi.

- Drita might have a friend
or two on the jury,

but I played a better game.

I've been
through the trenches.


I've been put up.

I've been Supervillain twice.

I have been kicking a*s
and she's what,

been in the kitchen
stirring meatballs?

Like, can't relate.

What are they, like, saying?
I'm nervous?

- Well, I-- I don't know.

I mean, for me, obviously, like,
I love you.

But I have like
a personal relationship

with all three of you.
Christine: Yeah, totally.

- So, I have to think.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Obviously,

people love Drita.

But are people going to vote
for somebody who they love?

Or are they going to vote
for, you know, a villain who--

whose game that they respect?

And honestly, like...
- Thank you.

Because I think you slay,
I think you rule.

This is
the House of Villains, you know?

Christine: Yeah, right.
- And the fiercest b*tch...

- Yeah.
- ...deserves to win.

- I appreciate that.

Jackie: How are you feeling?
- I feel great.

- We don't have to say
who we're voting for,

but how--
who are you leaning to?

- I'll tell you. Drita.
- Drita.

[laughs]
- Yeah.

- He's been Team Christine
the whole time.

- Yeah.
I've been cool with her.

- What have you found
that's making you

not wanna f*ck with
her right now?

This is $200,000

on the f*cking line.
Johnny: Yeah. Trust me

- Like you could give it to her
and she might date you.

Or you can give it to Drita

and she's gonna hate you
forever.

- Okay. Well, Drita,

if I ever see her in life,
we're cool.

She's gonna
treat you like family.

I see Christine.

"Oh, hey,
you were on what show with me?"

[laughter]

Jackie: Christine's like my
little sister.

And I told her earlier today,
"I'll give you my vote."

- If I can compel you
for you to do it.

Jackie: But I'm gonna be honest.

It's gonna be
a m*therf*cking tossup.

Ashley: Mm-hmm.
- I have to see how I feel.

Christine: Can I just, like,
talk to you guys for a sec?

Tyson: Sure.

Christine:
How are you guys feeling?

- Good. How you feeling?
Christine: Good.

- I feel great.
- Huh?

- I feel great, I do.
Tom: Yeah?

- Yeah. So, I think
you have an option

and you can vote
with someone who's likable

or someone who's likable
and played the game.

It's up to you. So...
- Right.

Christine: I knew of all people,
you'd understand that.

And you would too, Tom, obviously.

- Yeah.
Christine: Yeah.

But I love you guys.
You guys are great.

- Okay, right.

All three of these women
played very different games,


and there is merit
to all three of their styles.

Christine made the most
villainous move of the season


by putting up
her best friend, Drita.


Drita didn't cross anybody
the whole season,

and then when Christine finally
tried to get rid of her,

she won the Redemption Challenge
to get back into the game.

And then you have Kate,

who almost got banished early

and then won Supervillain
twice in a row

and took swings at the biggest
targets in the house.

I think
whoever explains their strategy


and showed why they did
the things that they did


will win my vote.

What's up, Johnny?

Johnny: You guys gonna
stir the pot on this one?

I think it's actually
gonna be close.

Tyson: You do?
Johnny: Yeah.

Tyson: Between who?
- Well, I figure

you're not voting for Drita.
- I might.

I'm gonna listen
to what everybody has to say.

And if somebody
gives the speech of a lifetime,

then I would vote
for that person.

Paul: Congrats.
Kate: Congrats to you.

Third and fourth place.
- I did my best.

- We're all just doing
the best we can.

- And then New York is
a wild card. Absolutely.

- I think that everybody's
pretty much made up their mind.

- One thing for sure,
Drita is not getting my vote.

Drita was
the mom of the house,


and she was really trying
to fatten us all up,


and I can't respect that.

This is House of Villains,
not Hansel and Gretel.

I haven't even consulted
with the house.

The house doesn't consult
with me.

I'm gonna go with my gut,
and I know what to do.

Same with you?
- Yes.

- Perfect.

Tyson: New York has voted

for the strategist.

She voted for Wes
the second season.

Johnny: I can see her
voting for Kate.

They're roommates.

Do you guys have any reason

to not want Drita to win?

Tom: I don't like the fact
that, like,

the entire game she's just been

going around telling everybody,

yelling about how,
like, me and Tyson

are scamming all the time.
[Johnny laughs]

- It's like, dude,
shut the f*ck up.

- Right.

- Drita winning tonight
will literally feel like

I walked away victorious.

But right now, it's a tossup.

- I don't know.
I honestly really don't know.

[speaker chimes]

Joel:
Villains, time to get ready

for your final
Banishment Ceremony.


Ashley: Oh, f*ck.
- Let me help you.

- Yeah, I need help.

Drita: You want it this tight, m*therf*cker?

You can't loosen it up?

[groans]

Kate: Is there anything else
I can do for you guys right now

before this big,
stressful season finale moment?

- I'm not going to have
those conversations.

producer: Okay.
Kate: Why the f*ck

would I go sit
with Tyson and Tom,

two b*tches telling each other,
"Yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly."

- And they're like,
"So just so we're clear,

you're not gonna vote

for me to win
because you're so mad?"

Okay, great. I actually think
it's worse for your show.

I'm building suspense.

producer: Mm-hmm.

[tense music playing]

[speaker chimes]

Joel: It is time to select

the third season Supervillain

for the very last time.

- This final banishment
won't be easy.

I feel like I played
an amazing game,


but Kate and Drita
also did the same.


But no matter what,
I feel so proud of myself.

I really, really do.

I for sure thought

I was only gonna be here
for a week.


And it just goes to show, like,

you really can do anything
you put your mind to.

[tense music playing]

Joel: Here they are.

Drita.
- Hi.

Joel: Loser.
- Thank you.

Joel: Loser.
- Hey, no.

- Loser.
- Good morning, Joel.

- Loser. Good morning.

- Hey, Joel.
- Hey, loser.

Loser. Holy Lord.

Up there, Christine.

All right, banished, banished.

Losers.

Well, hello, Villains.

- Hi, Joel.
Joel: Here we go.

Welcome to your
Final Banishment Ceremony.

We came to find out
who is the best villain

in reality TV show history
for a third time.

Paul and New York,
you competed in

the final Redemption Challenge
earlier today

and were banished from the game.

Speaking of game,
it looks like Paul

will be hunting some later.

[Jackie laughs]

- I'm sorry.
Joel: Jackie.

Jackie: I'm sorry.
- Jackie's my new favorite.

- Oh, Joel, you're k*lling me.

- Thank you, Geordi La Forge.

- [laughs]

- Eliminated villains,

tonight the power is
in your hands.

Either Christine, Kate, or Drita

will be crowned America's
Ultimate Supervillain

and win $200,000.

- It is such a crazy thing to be

smack dab in the middle
of my two roommates.

Who would have thought
they're in the finals?

- It is time
for the villains' final please.

Why should they vote for you
to win $200,000

and the title
of Ultimate Supervillain?

Let's start with Drita.

- There are so many types
of villains

and we got them all
in this room.

You got calculated smart,

undercover, and then you got me.

The one that tries
to hide the villain

that pops out
when jerk-offs appear.

Not taking sh*t to me
is a mad villain, right?

Villains ain't scared
of f*cking nobody.

Somebody did me dirty.

I straight up shot that down.

I call it how it is.

I say some sh*t.
I say it to your face.

That's my villain side of me.

I will call you out
if you f*ck with me. Period.

- Christine?
- I didn't wanna risk

sounding like word salad,

which I know I always do, Kate.

So I did--

I did write something
that I do wanna read...

Joel: Oh, all right.
...because I didn't wanna--

I didn't wanna forget.
Tiffany: Oh, my gosh.

That long a*s piece of paper?

I'm not standing here
and listening to that bullshit.

- I just didn't wanna forget it, okay?

I just didn't wanna forget it.

- Oh, girl.

- A fellow villain who I respect
once told me,

"Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned."

[laughs]

- Another fellow villain
once told me,

"Energy doesn't lie."

These two things
can be true at once.

A great villain is someone

who shows everyone everything.

It's not about being calculated

or evil, per se.

- Plane Jane, how are you?

Plane Jane: I'm good.
Joel: You good?

woman: Oh, my God.
Joel: If you're just joining us,

we are halfway through
Christine's speech here.

- Joel, this is a lot of money, okay?

Editors can edit
however they want.

I only get one-- Don't just vote
for who you like

and who has your heart,

but also who you like,
who has your heart,

and also whose game you like
the most.

That's it.
[applause]

- Yeah, all right.

Kate.

- Now, I will make it short

for the sake of her speech,

but I think what makes
a great reality TV villain

is a villain origin story.

And I think I had that here.

I'm very congenial when I'm not
fighting for my life.

I was just a little busy
defending myself.

I don't know a lot about sports,
but like if you do the math,

like a batting average,
I was on the back foot

from the moment I moved in,

where you guys all had
alliances in your roommates,

but I didn't have the support
that y'all had.

No offense to New York
having you as a roommate,

because you're like a cat.

- Right, and I love sardines.
I get it.

- I was put up on the Hit List.

I won my way out.

- Kate, you are off the Hit List.

- I'd like to thank me.

I didn't have an alliance.
I did it myself.

And then I was put
on the Hit List again.

And I won again.

- Congratulations, Kate.

You are the Supervillain.

- Oh my God!
Christine: Wow.

- You are off the Hit List.

- I'd like to thank me.

And so I think if you're gonna
base your vote off

of who's the best villain
game player,

the stats,
according to sports or whatever,

would point to me.

I'm very proud
of my performance here,

because I did more than play.

I dominated.
[applause]

- Oh, my gosh.

- I'm getting
a little bit concerned

because Kate's speech
is pretty compelling.

You know, if Drita wasn't up
on that stage,

sh*t,
I would be voting for Kate.

- Banished villains,
the floor is officially yours.

Any questions you would like
to say to our villain?

- Drita, between these two,
who should win and why?

If you can't win,
which one of these should?

- I would definitely
not pick Christine.

That's a f*cking
crazy-a*s question.

- Okay.
Christine, which of these two

would you choose to win and why?
- I would choose Kate

because she was
playing the game.

She was making moves.

Tyson: Kate?
- I think that

Drita played a very long,
subtle game.

I would have loved to do that
if I wasn't on the defense

the entire time.

- Okay. Thank you,
Walker, Texas Ranger.

It is time to vote

to see who's gonna win $200,000

and win the title
of Ultimate Supervillain.

Because this is the finale,

we are gonna vote
right here live in person.

Jackie: Oh!
- No!

Don't do us like that, Joel.
Ashley: No!

Jackie: I can't do that.

- But first,
you have to step out

and lock in your votes
for legal reasons.

- Oh, okay.
- All right, Jackie.

- Me?
- Yes, you.

There's no other Jackie.
- Yes.

- Jackie, you go first.

[tense music playing]

[dings]

- Johnny Middlebrooks,
you are first.

Who did you vote for?

- My vote goes to Drita.

I love you.
- Thank you.

- Plane Jane.
- It gave me

a lot of pleasure,
Christine, today

to look you in the eyes
and tell you

that I was voting for you,
knowing full well

that I sure the f*ck wasn't,
because that's exactly

what the f*ck you did to me
the day that I went home.

For that reason,
I voted for Drita to win.

- Thank you.
- New York?

- I've been in this game
for three seasons.

I like a nasty-a*s villain
that don't give a f*ck.

All they see is
the win for them,

so my vote is for...

Christine.

Kate played an amazing game,

but at the same time,

the fact that Christine
really screwed Drita over,

I just feel like
nothing trumps that for me.

- I'm not rooming
with New York next year.

- Tom, go ahead.

- Even though at times

I felt like Drita and I

were against each other,
you inspired me,

and I think
you're a great Supervillain.

Joel: Another vote for Drita.

Tom: Drita, yes.
- Hell yeah!

Yeah!

Joel: Jackie?

- I wanna say, my roommates,

I love you both.

We did this together.

Drita, you got my vote.

- If Drita gets one more vote,
she wins.

Paul, who did you vote for?

- Christine, I wanna tell you

that making an alliance
with your roommate,

taking them to the end,
and cutting them out

is a f*cking villainous move.

You would have had my vote
had you just owned it.

Now, Kate and Drita,

I was like this.

You got shots fired at you,

you fired those shots back,

and you're a cold,
ice-cold b*tch.

- Thank you.
Paul: Like straight up,

but I never considered

taking a shot at Drita,

and I don't think
anybody else did either.

Until the very end,

where she did get blindsided
by her roommate

and fought her way back.

That to me, that gets my vote.

- Your vote's for Drita, right?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway.
Joel: Okay, okay, great, great.

[applause]

Joel: Congratulations, Drita!
- Yeah.

Joel: You are America's
Ultimate Supervillain.

- I don't think
anybody on the jury is

really that happy
for whoever won.

We're just happier
to take it away

from the people we dislike more.

And that's, in a sense,
what a TV villain is.


I don't get joy from winning.

I get joy from watching
other people lose.

Drita: Thank you.

- You do this sh*t
for your daughter.

You buy her that f*cking car,
you hear me?

- I won, suckers!

I won seven to one.
I love this crown.

This is a new crown.

I heard they got mad money
this year.

Ashley: Yeah!

- I have no regrets.

If I'm being honest,
which I am,


always, unfortunately,

um, I think I played
a better game than Drita.

I do. So f*ck everyone.

I did a damn good job.

Joel: Drita, you won $200,000.

You are
the Ultimate Supervillain.

You can make a speech
and then send them

through their televisions.

- Kate, I knew.

I knew that you'd be
tough and good.

- Thank you.
- So, I did align with you.

Christine...

f*ck you!

[cheering]
Drita: f*ck you.

- Bunch of f*cking
jealous skanks, all of them.

[all cheering]

Johnny: Yeah!

Paul: Get it, Drita.

- You know what?
My loyalty to everyone...

it's not easy
to get it in return,

and I got it in return tenfold.

- Let's go, Drita.

- The House of Villains
has a new queen.

- Well, that's House of Villains
Season 3, everybody.

Thanks for watching.
I hope we outrate Traitors.

And don't forget to always spay
and neuter your villains.

Congrats, Drita.

[cheers and applause]

- Drita!

- Is this what it's like
to be in the Bachelor limo

after you're eliminated?