01x06 - Let Me Tell You Two Things

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NARRATOR: The Teiko Middle School basketball club.

NARRATOR: An incredibly strong team with over

CRKuro: ,one hundred members and

CRKuro: ,three consecutive championship wins.

NARRATOR: Amongst their brilliant record,

CRKuro: ,the generation of five prodigies was known as the

CRKuro: ,"Generation of Miracles."

NARRATOR: Despite being relatively unknown

CRKuro: ,and lacking a game record,

CRKuro: ,there was one more

CRKuro: ,member recognized by the five prodigies.

NARRATOR: A phantom sixth man.

KISE: I won't let you do that!

KAGAMI: I don't need you to return the favor!

KAGAMI: Because...

KAGAMI: This ends now!

KAGAMI: Huh?

TEACHER: Don't "huh" me.

TEACHER: How dare you sleep so shamelessly in my class?

TEACHER: Come to the faculty office later.

KAGAMI: What?

KAGAMI: Why didn't he get in trouble?

EpTitle,EPTITLE: Let Me Tell You Two Things

HYUGA: I'm so sleepy.

CRKuro: ,I've never been so tired after a single game before.

RIKO: Games against the Generation of Miracles aren't easy.

OnScreen,TEXT: Stamina UP!

RIKO: Now that I think of it, today's the day.

KAGAMI: What do you want?

RIKO: Go buy some bread.

KAGAMI: Huh?

FUKUDA: Bread?

RIKO: On the th of every month,

CRKuro: ,the Seirin High cafeteria

CRKuro: ,sells a limited quantity of very special bread.

KAGAMI: I see.

RIKO: Supposedly, eating this fantastic bread will bring you

CRKuro: ,great success in love, clubs, or anything else.

RIKO: The triple delicacy Iberian pork cutlet sandwich

CRKuro: ,with caviar, foie gras, and truffles! It's yen!

FURUHATA: It's so expensive.

FURUHATA: And there's so much on there, it must be trash.

HYUGA: We beat Kaijo, and practice is coming along well.

HYUGA: We're asking you to get this fantastic bread

CRKuro: ,so you can continue building momentum.

RIKO: But we're not the only ones with our eyes on it.

RIKO: It always gets a little busier than usual.

KAGAMI: We just have to go buy some bread, right?

KAGAMI: That's easy as pie... ma'am.

HYUGA: Here.

HYUGA: The second years will pay for this.

HYUGA: Buy lunch for everyone else while you're there, too.

HYUGA: But if you fail...

HYUGA: I don't need any change.

HYUGA: Instead, you'll be doing three times as

CRKuro: ,much strength training and footwork.

FUKUDA: Terrifying!

KAWAHARA: Lunch time clutch time!

IZUKI: If you don't hurry, they'll be sold out.

FURUHATA: Izuki-senpai...

IZUKI: It's okay.

CRKuro: ,We managed to buy some last year,

CRKuro: ,and you're just going to buy some bread.

IZUKI: Bread?

IZUKI: Panda bears eat panda bread.

ALL: See you later.

KOGANEI: You always worry too much, Mitobe.

CRKuro: ,What are you, their mom?

HYUGA: What did you mean, "a little busier?"

RIKO: What?

RIKO: I'm making this an annual event for first years.

HYUGA: Seriously?

KAGAMI: Are you serious?

STUDENT A: Lady, gimme an Iberian pork sandwich!

STUDENT B: Iberian! Gimme an Iberian!

STUDENT C: What are you doing? That hurts!

GIRL A: Hey, don't push me!

FUKUDA: Th-This is chaos.

KAGAMI: We have to go.

CRKuro: ,Three times the strength training and footwork will k*ll us.

KAWAHARA: Okay, I'll go first.

KAWAHARA: I might not be as strong as Kagami,

CRKuro: ,but I'm pretty confident in my power.

FUKUDA: Don't die!

FURUHATA: You're unbelievably useless!

FUKUDA: Now that I take a better look,

CRKuro: ,this is going to take more than a little power.

FUKUDA: The rugby team's forwards.

CRKuro: ,The American football team's linemen.

FUKUDA: Sumo and weight lifting.

FUKUDA: We're supposed to get past these guys?

KAGAMI: Sounds interesting.

KAGAMI: Let's do this!

KAGAMI: This is Japanese lunch time rush!

PA: The doors are closing. Please be careful.

KAWAHARA: Kagami.

FUKUDA: You're acting American now?

KAWAHARA: We've got to go together.

KAWAHARA: Seirin, fight!

ALL: This isn't easy!

KAGAMI: We've gotta take our chances.

KAGAMI: Sorry, Fukuda!

KAGAMI: My basketball's not the only American thing about me!

KAWAHARA: Crowd surfing!

FURUHATA: It's crazy, but it just might work.

KAWAHARA: That's it! Ride those waves!

KAGAMI: All right.

FUKUDA: Huh? What, what?

KAGAMI: This is Japanese lunch time rush!

KAWAHARA: Please stop that!

KUROKO: Excuse me.

KUROKO: I bought one.

KAGAMI: What? You? How?

KUROKO: The flow of the crowd pushed me to the front,

CRKuro: ,so I got the bread and left some money.

KUROKO: Here.

KUROKO: What's wrong?

FUKUDA: It's nothing.

KAWAHARA: The phantom sixth man is in a league of his own.

KAWAHARA: We bought them.

RIKO: Good work. Thanks.

RIKO: Here, there's juice.

KAWAHARA: Is... Is this...

IZUKI: It's fine. You guys eat it.

FUKUDA: Huh? Are you sure?

HYUGA: Of course. Don't hold back.

FUKUDA: I guess we'll take turns. Who's first?

FURUHATA: It's gotta be Kuroko.

KUROKO: Thank you for the food.

KUROKO: This is...

KUROKO: It's incredibly delicious.

KAWAHARA: I've never seen Kuroko so happy before!

FUKUDA: I'm next.

FUKUDA: It's delicious! Is this what you call harmony of flavors?

FURUHATA: Let me see.

FURUHATA: The juiciness of the pork and the sweetness of

CRKuro: ,the foie gras and the acidity of the caviar...

KAGAMI: I don't care what it is, as long as it's big.

stats,TEXT: Super Long BLT cm - yen

ALL: What are you saying?

FUKUDA: Captain, I copied the preliminary tournament bracket!

HYUGA: The Inter-High preliminaries start as a tournament.

HYUGA: If we lose, we're out.

CRKuro: ,We can't let our guard down for a single game.

HYUGA: Tokyo has blocks A through D.

HYUGA: The winner of each block goes on to

Championship,TEXT: Championship League

CRKuro: ,play in the championship league.

Bracket horizontal,TEXT: A Block Winner B Block Winner C Block Winner D Block Winner

Bracket vertical,TEXT: {\fad(,}A Block WinnerB Block WinnerC Block WinnerD Block Winner

HYUGA: The top three teams

CRKuro: ,from the championship league

CRKuro: ,participate in the Inter-High.

HYUGA: Only three schools are chosen out of participating schools.

HYUGA: Only the chosen % will stand on the court of their dreams.

HYUGA: That's the Inter-High.

KAGAMI: I sort of get the picture,

CRKuro: ,but you're wrong about one thing.

KAGAMI: They're not chosen. They win it... sir.

HYUGA: We've got three weeks until the Inter-High preliminaries.

HYUGA: We fell one step short last year,

CRKuro: ,but we'll definitely go this year.

HYUGA: We'll be facing a lot of strong schools,

CRKuro: ,but our biggest and strongest opponent is Shutoku High.

HYUGA: Last year, they were in the nation's top eight.

HYUGA: On top of that, just like Kaijo, they had one of

CRKuro: ,the Generation of Miracles join their team.

HYUGA: If we can't beat them, we won't make it to the Nationals.

KAGAMI: If we play against the Generation of Miracles,

CRKuro: ,it'll be the championship game.

KAGAMI: Kuroko, you know who he is, don't you?

KUROKO: I doubt you would believe me even if I told you.

CRKuro: ,However,

KUROKO: as Kise-kun said, the other four are on another level.

KUROKO: If they've gotten even better

KUROKO: I cannot imagine how good they are.

HYUGA: Before we can play Shutoku

CRKuro: ,we have to play our first game!

HYUGA: Let's make sure we're on the ball!

ALL: Yeah!

TSUCHIDA: By the way, where's the coach?

HYUGA: She went to observe our first opponent's practice game.

RIKO: I'm back.

HYUGA: Speak of the devil.

kAWAHARA: She was skipping after the Kaijo game,

CRKuro: ,but she's not skipping today.

FURUHATA: Coach, are you gonna skip today?

RIKO: Like hell I will!

HYUGA: Morons.

CRKuro: ,She wouldn't act like an idiot over an official game.

HYUGA: But you do seem unhappy. Are they good?

RIKO: We shouldn't be worrying about Shutoku

RIKO: when our first match isn't looking good.

HYUGA: What do you mean?

RIKO: One of their players might give us trouble.

RIKO: You can watch the video later.

RIKO: Take a look at this picture.

HYUGA: Th-This is...

HYUGA: It's cute, but...

RIKO: Sorry, it's the next one.

HYUGA: The next one?

RIKO: His name's Papa Mbaye Siki.

RIKO: Two meters tall, weighs kilograms.

RIKO: He's a foreign student from Senegal.

HYUGA: Senegal? He's huge. Two meters?

KOGANEI: Can they do this?

IZUKI: He's studying abroad?

IZUKI: Sorry, but where's Senegal?

KAGAMI: He's just big.

HYUGA: This Papa Mbaye... What was it?

TSUCHIDA: Papanpa?

KOGANEI: It's Papa Try-Hard.

IZUKI: Papa... Papaya Ito.

RIKO: We're not getting anywhere.

RIKO: Kuroko-kun, give him a nickname.

KUROKO: How about "Dad," then?

KOGANEI: Where's your naming sense?

IZUKI: Dad.

IZUKI: Dad's company is a dud.

HYUGA: That was lame.

RIKO: For this Dad, we'll have to...

KOGANEI: But you're laughing, too.

RIKO: Hey, listen!

RIKO: He's not just tall. His arms and legs are long, too.

RIKO: Everything about him is big.

RIKO: More and more schools are inviting

CRKuro: ,students from abroad to increase their power.

RIKO: Our next opponent, Shinkyo High,

CRKuro: ,was only a middle tier school until last year,

RIKO: but with the addition of a single foreign player,

CRKuro: ,they've become a completely different team.

RIKO: They can't reach high enough.

RIKO: Because of this one simple reason, no one can stop him.

KAGAMI: But we can't just do nothing.

RIKO: Who said we would?

RIKO: So, Kagami-kun, Kuroko-kun,

RIKO: starting tomorrow, the two of you will have your own training regimen.

RIKO: The preliminaries start on May th.

CRKuro: ,Until then, you won't even have time to complain!

ALL: Yeah!

RIKO: The g*ng's all here.

HYUGA: Let's go!

KUROKO: You couldn't sleep again?

KAGAMI: Sh-Shut up.

tournament schedule,TEXT: Basketball Tournament National Tournament Regional A Block Preliminaries Daily ScheduleGame OneSeirin High vs. Shinkyo Academy

HYUGA: Dad doesn't seem to be here.

IZUKI: Now that you mention it...

PAPA: Ouch.

PAPA: Everything is so short in Japan.

IZUKI: He's huge! And kind of... long.

COACH: What are you doing? Hurry up.

PAPA: Sorry I'm late.

TANIMURA: Why is that the only thing you can say fluently?

HYUGA: Oh, sorry.

TANIMURA: By the way, did you guys really beat Kaijo?

HYUGA: It was just a practice game.

TANIMURA: I see.

stats,TEXT: Shinkyo Academy CaptainTanimura Yusuke

CRKuro: ,I guess the Generation of Miracles

CRKuro: ,isn't as strong as we thought.

PAPA: The Generation of Miracles lost?

PAPA: They brought me here to beat them.

CRKuro: ,I'm disappointed they're so weak.

PAPA: No, little boy. Children shouldn't be on the court.

PAPA: You're a player?

PAPA: They lost to a child like him?

PAPA: Are all the Generation of Miracles children?

KUROKO: Honestly, I'm starting to get annoyed.

KAGAMI: You don't like to lose, do you?

KAGAMI: I guess we'd better show Dad

CRKuro: ,why he shouldn't piss off kids.

REFEREE: Let the game between Seirin High School

CRKuro: ,and Shinkyo Academy begin.

CRKuro: ,Let's play a good game!

OnScreen,SIGN: Shinkyo

OnScreen,SIGN: Seirin

HYUGA: Seriously? I don't believe it!

HYUGA: Kagami lost to him in height!

KAGAMI: b*stard.

STUDENT A: Shinkyo's got the ball first!

KAGAMI: A jump fade without faking?

CRKuro: ,He's mocking me!

KAGAMI: H-He's huge.

STUDENT A: There it is! He's so tall!

STDUENT B: Shinkyo takes the first point!

PAPA: Too easy.

HYUGA: Don't worry about it. Let's get it back.

HYUGA: It's free.

HYUGA: I got this!

HYUGA: Seriously?

HYUGA: He can reach that?

CRKuro: ,What can't he defend?

FURUHATA: This is ridiculous.

KAWAHARA: Having a foreign student isn't fair.

TANIMURA: Are you guys one of those hard-working teams?

HYUGA: What?

TANIMURA: We see a lot of those.

CRKuro: ,Guys saying it's not fair we've got a foreign player.

TANIMURA: We're not breaking any rules.

HYUGA: Well, you can have up to two of them on your team.

TANIMURA: Right?

CRKuro: ,What's wrong with getting strong players?

TANIMURA: It's real easy.

CRKuro: ,All we have to do is pass the ball to him

CRKuro: ,and we can't help but score.

HYUGA: I don't know how easy it is,

CRKuro: ,but if that's your policy, you'd better not complain.

HYUGA: Besides, we've got our own ridiculous players.

HYUGA: We didn't have to invite them, though.

TANIMURA: What?

KAGAMI: I'll be fine.

HYUGA: He missed! Get the rebound!

TANIMURA: His accuracy suddenly declined.

CRKuro: ,What's going on?

RIKO: It won't be so easy to score, because...

RIKO: Kagami-kun won't let Dad make his plays.

FUKUDA: What plays?

RIKO: Even if he can't reach, there's still a way.

RIKO: Mitobe-kun's way.

RIKO: Mitobe-sensei's a veteran when it comes to defense.

RIKO: From now on, you'll practice with Mitobe-kun every day.

RIKO: You'll learn firsthand how to stop someone bigger than yourself.

KAGAMI: Someone bigger?

RIKO: Listen up.

CRKuro: ,Blocking's not the only way to stop a shot.

RIKO: You can make them miss.

KAGAMI: I can't get it in.

KAGAMI: A normal one-on-one wouldn't be so bad,

KAGAMI: but when he won't let me inside, I can't make any shots.

KAGAMI: This is freaking hard.

RIKO: Don't let him do what he wants to do.

RIKO: Don't let him go where he wants to go.

RIKO: Force him out of his comfort zone.

RIKO: Pressure him so he can't sh**t easily.

STUDENT A: He missed again. He's been missing a lot.

STUDENT B: He can't make any shots. This foreigner's no big deal.

TANIMURA: Shut your mouths.

CRKuro: ,There's tons of pressure on the court.

TANIMURA: He can almost block him with those jumps.

TANIMURA: The intensity of his focus could k*ll.

PAPA: What's your problem?

TANIMURA: This is some serious pressure.

KAWAHARA: He missed again!

PAPA: What the hell is this? I'm pissed.

TANIMURA: Don't let it get to you. He's not blocking you.

TANIMURA: Defense!

KAGAMI: This method's stressful for me, too.

KAGAMI: I've gotta take him down more directly than this.

KAGAMI: I'll do it!

KAGAMI: Hey, let me tell you two things.

KAGAMI: First, I'll block one of your shots in this game.

PAPA: There's no way you can do that.

PAPA: I will not lose to a team with a child on it.

KAGAMI: Second...

PAPA: Lucky!

KAGAMI: This kid might give you some trouble.

KUROKO: Could you please stop calling me a child?

HYUGA: Looks like Kagami's practice is paying off.

KAGAMI: But this game will get tough when we have to preserve Kuroko.

KAGAMI: Damn it, Papa! Get outta the way!

IZUKI: Papa. Papa...

HYUGA: You shall not pass!

IZUKI: My dad is...

HYUGA: Coach, member change!

EpTitle,TEXT: You'll See Something Amazing

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