01x17 - You're All Ridiculous

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NARRATOR: The Teiko Middle School basketball club.

NARRATOR: An incredibly strong team with over

CRKuro: ,one hundred members and

CRKuro: ,three consecutive championship wins.

NARRATOR: Amongst their brilliant record,

CRKuro: ,the generation of five prodigies was known as the

CRKuro: ,"Generation of Miracles."

NARRATOR: Despite being relatively unknown

CRKuro: ,and lacking a game record,

CRKuro: ,there was one more member

CRKuro: ,recognized by the five prodigies.

NARRATOR: A phantom sixth man.

KAGAMI: These guys...

KAGAMI: Their offense and defense is all one-on-one.

KAGAMI: You get the ball yourself and score yourself.

KAGAMI: They keep coming at us with individual skill!

IMAYOSHI: When you heard Aomine would be late,

CRKuro: ,I bet you thought you should score as many points as you can.

IMAYOSHI: We're probably stronger than you.

KAGAMI: You're naive!

SATSUKI: I know. I thought you might try that...

RIKO: We must have been researched by that girl.

HYUGA: Forget one-on-ones.

HYUGA: I don't plan on losing this game.

HYUGA: Tell your captain, you apologetic mushroom.

RIKO: You're kidding!

RIKO: The truth is, I don't want to send out an injured player,

RIKO: but we can't win without you.

KAGAMI: You're the coach.

CRKuro: ,You've got to at least come prepared during games.

RIKO: You're a brat, you idiot.

RIKO: Go get them!

KAGAMI: Yeah!

AOMINE: That's it, show some spirit

AOMINE: so you can entertain me, even a little.

KAGAMI: You b*stard!

KAGAMI: Aomine!

IMAYOSHI: You're finally here?

CRKuro: ,Hurry up and get ready so you can play!

AOMINE: What? But you're winning.

HARASAWA: No, you have to play.

AOMINE: Fine.

AOMINE: Well, then...

AOMINE: Let's go.

EpTitle,EPTITLE: You're All Ridiculous

ScoreboardL,SIGN: Touou Academy

ScoreboardR,SIGN: Seirin

ANNOUNCER: Touou Academy member change!

HYUGA: This is Aomine Daiki.

IZUKI: Even normal basketball players like us can tell he's different,

CRKuro: ,even without the coach's special eyes.

KAGAMI: I never even met anyone this good in America.

KAGAMI: Kuroko's middle school's strongest regular,

CRKuro: ,one of five prodigies...

KAGAMI: The ace of the Generation of Miracles!

RIKO: Not only did we fail to get ahead,

CRKuro: ,but we're ten points behind.

RIKO: He got here at the worst possible time.

AOMINE: Hey, Tetsu. It's good to see you again.

AOMINE: I was wondering what face you'd make.

AOMINE: I like it. You look ready to go.

KUROKO: Yes. I promised Momoi-san.

AOMINE: I more or less understand what you want to say,

CRKuro: ,but you'll have to show me that with your play.

AOMINE: Well, either way...

AOMINE: Say it once you've beaten me.

KUROKO: Yes.

AOMINE: If you can do it.

KAGAMI: Bring it on! We'll show you right away!

OTSUBO: What's this?

GIRL: Hey, their balance is off.

CRKuro: ,Don't they have too many guys on one side?

MAN: No, they're doing it on purpose.

KISE: Isolation.

MIDORIMA: In order to allow special players to move freely,

CRKuro: ,the remaining players gather to one side.

MIDORIMA: There are several reasons to use this technique,

CRKuro: ,but in this situation, it's exactly what it looks like.

MIDORIMA: In other words,

MIDORIMA: it's a one-on-one between both teams' aces.

IZUKI: He's fast!

CRKuro: ,He can break past Kagami that easily?

HYUGA: Amazing!

AOMINE: He caught up in the second it took to roll?

RIKO: He stopped him!

KOGANEI: All right, Kagami!

MIDORIMA: So high!

KISE: How'd he jump so high from that position?

HYUGA: Now! Fast break!

BOTH: They're quick to get back!

FURIHATA: And they know all the upperclassmen's movements through research!

WAKAMATSU: You can take your slow fast break and shove it!

IMAYOSHI: What is that?

FURIHATA: The pass only Kagami can catch!

FUKUDA: Ignite Pass!

HYUGA: He was off balance and slow to return.

RIKO: He's fast!

AOMINE: Oh? It's over?

AOMINE: I was going to score one as a quick warm up.

AOMINE: What is this? Sheesh...

AOMINE: Pretty good, though.

AOMINE: At ten points behind, I thought you guys must suck,

AOMINE: but you're not bad, are you?

SPECTATOR : Amazing. That's Aomine...

SPECTATOR : Don't you think he's ridiculously fast?

CRKuro: ,A normal person can barely keep up.

KISE: Aominecchi...

MIDORIMA: He's completely unbearable.

MIDORIMA: He's slow, like he has no desire to play.

WAKAMATSU: Aomine, you b*stard, play as hard as you can!

WAKAMATSU: You let that guy block you.

AOMINE: What?

CRKuro: ,I can't play that hard. I'm tired.

WAKAMATSU: You b*stard!

AOMINE: But...

AOMINE: I might actually try in the second half.

ANNOUNCER: The second quarter is over.

ANNOUNCER: The third quarter will begin after a ten minute interval.

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AOMINE: Ryo, did you bring them?

SAKURAI: Y-Yes...

AOMINE: Thanks.

AOMINE: These are delicious.

WAKAMATSU: Aomine, what are you eating?!

WAKAMATSU: You haven't played enough to need to replenish yourself!

WAKAMATSU: And, Sakurai, don't make him food!

WAKAMATSU: What are you, his manager?

SAKURAI: Sorry...

WAKAMATSU: I'm way more tired!

SAKURAI: Wakamatsu-san!

IMAYOSHI: Give me some.

WAKAMATSU: These are delicious!

WAKAMATSU: There's none left, you idiot!

AOMINE: I don't want any more.

WAKAMATSU: What did you say?

IMAYOSHI: Don't eat all of them.

SATSUKI: It's okay. I made some, too.

IMAYOSHI: Oh, thanks.

IMAYOSHI: Sakurai, do you have any more?

SAKURAI: Sorry, I'm all out.

AOMINE: Yeah, Satsuki's cooking is terrible.

IMAYOSHI: Isn't this a level below cooking?

RIKO: Good work in the first half!

RIKO: I made you these so we can make a comeback in the second!

RIKO: They'll replenish your energy!

HYUGA: Slice them!

CRKuro: ,We're always telling you to slice them!

RIKO: I washed them, so you can eat the skin.

RIKO: And you'll be able to eat lots!

IZUKI: Mitobe, do you have any?

HYUGA: Mitobe, I'm so glad you're on our team.

KAGAMI: Kuroko, don't you want any?

KUROKO: No, I'm good.

RIKO: Kuroko-kun, you played the whole first quarter,

CRKuro: ,so I'm taking you out for a bit.

RIKO: You have to replenish your nutrients.

KUROKO: Please let me keep playing during the second half.

RIKO: What?

HARASAWA: Come on, it's too early to relax.

HARASAWA: Let's talk about the second half.

AOMINE: I'll pass.

WAKAMATSU: Aomine, you b*stard! Wait!

AOMINE: I'll make all my shots in the next quarter.

AOMINE: That should do it, right?

WAKAMATSU: You b*stard!

HARASAWA: As long as you understand.

HARASAWA: Make sure you go warm up.

AOMINE: Okay.

SATSU: Aomine-kun!

WAKAMATSU: Coach!

IMAYOSHI: Wakamatsu, don't make such a big deal every time.

WAKAMATSU: But that attitude...

WAKAMATSU: Don't you think he's too arrogant?

IMAYOSHI: Who cares if he is?

IMAYOSHI: Haven't you ever felt it in a TV interview?

IMAYOSHI: There's plenty of arrogant top tier players.

IMAYOSHI: Put negatively, it's arrogance, insolence.

IMAYOSHI: But put positively,

CRKuro: ,it's the overwhelming confidence

CRKuro: ,that comes from successive victories.

IMAYOSHI: Don't get the wrong idea.

IMAYOSHI: I don't particularly like or dislike Aomine.

IMAYOSHI: As long as he scores, I don't care what his personality is like.

IMAYOSHI: As long as we win, he's right.

IMAYOSHI: No matter what kind of guy Aomine is,

CRKuro: ,I have no complaints as long as he plays.

IMAYOSHI: We're most likely to win if he does.

SAKURAI: I've always thought

SAKURAI: that our team is united by our selfishness.

SAKURAI: We abandon trust, and each man is out for himself.

SAKURAI: But for some reason,

SAKURAI: I don't feel like we'll lose.

SATSUKI: I've had enough! I can't believe you were late!

SATSUKI: What do you think you're doing?

SATSUKI: We're up against Tetsu-kun's team!

SATSUKI: In the second half, you'd better—

AOMINE: Shut up. I know.

AOMINE: I feel bad about what I did.

AOMINE: I misread them a little.

AOMINE: I should have shown up sooner.

HYUGA: Aomine will be tough without Kuroko.

HYUGA: Can we even manage it?

RIKO: Two quarters back to back...

HYUGA: Your misdirection won't work

CRKuro: ,throughout a whole game, right?

IZUKI: I don't think we should do it.

IZUKI: I've been watching with my eagle eye,

CRKuro: ,but your effectiveness has already dropped off quite a bit.

IZUKI: You should sit out for a while.

KUROKO: I can do it.

CRKuro: ,No, I will do it.

KUROKO: I will do anything to beat Aomine-kun.

KUROKO: I will do anything to beat Aomine-kun.

HYUGA: I appreciate your enthusiasm, but...

RIKO: We couldn't afford to bench Kuroko-kun in the first half.

RIKO: It'll only be harder with Aomine-kun.

RIKO: But if we make him keep playing,

CRKuro: ,he won't last until the end.

RIKO: What should we do?

KAGAMI: Coach, could I get those?

RIKO: What?

KAGAMI: Kuroko...

KAGAMI: Just eat those on the bench, you idiot.

KAGAMI: You're the one who said you can't play basketball by yourself!

KAGAMI: Leave it to us!

RIKO: Both choices are risky and I can't reach an answer.

RIKO: If that's the case, I'll have to rely on our ace's enthusiasm.

RIKO: Okay!

RIKO: We'll take Kuroko-kun out for a little bit during the second half.

RIKO: Our battle will begin in the fourth quarter!

RIKO: But it's meaningless if we pass the point of no return.

RIKO: Be ready to play any time in case we get close.

RIKO: Have some lemons.

RIKO: Their inside is especially strong.

RIKO: We'll put in Tsuchida-kun during the third quarter.

RIKO: You and Mitobe-kun will guard under the net!

RIKO: Hyuga-kun and Izuki-kun, keep doing what you did in the first half.

RIKO: Keep marks on mushroom No. ...

SAKURAI: Sorry!

RIKO: and glasses No. .

RIKO: The biggest problem is Aomine,

RIKO: but there's only one guy who can handle him.

RIKO: Kagami-kun, we're counting on you!

KAGAMI: Got it!

RIKO: Let's go, Seirin!

RIKO: Fight!

ALL: Yeah!

KUROKO: Kagami-kun...

KAGAMI: What?

CRKuro: ,Have you calmed down a little?

KUROKO: Yes. More importantly...

KUROKO: I have not seen Aomine's limits since he bloomed.

KUROKO: Not only that, but just like Kise-kun and Midorima-kun,

CRKuro: ,he has probably grown.

KUROKO: Going forward, he is an unknown value.

KUROKO: Be careful.

KAGAMI: I couldn't ask for more.

HYUGA: He's here.

AOMINE: Let's do this already.

HYUGA: His body is warmed up.

CRKuro: ,He's completely serious now.

KAGAMI: Did you finish warming up?

AOMINE: Keep fighting until the end.

AOMINE: If you have it in you.

ANNOUNCER: Let the third quarter begin.

TAKAO: Kuroko's on the bench.

CRKuro: ,Are they going to be okay?

MIDORIMA: It can't be helped,

MIDORIMA: but they couldn't afford to sub Kuroko out

CRKuro: ,in the first quarter without Aomine.

MIDORIMA: I don't believe they can endure this.

KISE: You're right.

KISE: Playing against Aominecchi without Kurokocchi is too hard.

KISE: But when I consider the rate of his growth,

CRKuro: ,I get the feeling something's going to happen.

KISE: He can do it.

SPECTATOR B: Aomine's playing already.

RIKO: It'll be all him, not just now, but during the entire second half.

RIKO: The ace of the Generation of Miracles and a super scorer...

IZUKI: If we're forced to put in Kuroko right away,

CRKuro: ,he'll run out of gas and the fourth quarter will only get worse.

HYUGA: We can't do anything against him.

HYUGA: It's up to you, Kagami!

AOMINE: You're fired up.

AOMINE: Does this mean it won't be like that time in the park?

AOMINE: Well, either way...

AOMINE: It's pointless.

IZUKI: Again! Kagami can't keep up!

KAGAMI: He didn't fake me out, but I still can't keep up!

KAGAMI: He's unbelievably fast!

FUKUDA: The help is fast!

KAWAHARA: And there's two of them!

IZUKI: A fadeaway?

IZUKI: How can anyone make a quick stop at that speed and jump backwards?

HYUGA: We can't even keep up with the fast help.

HYUGA: They're in a different class!

MIDORIMA: When it comes to movement,

CRKuro: ,speed is not all about maximum speed.

MIDORIMA: Your acceleration from zero to max,

CRKuro: ,and your deceleration from max to zero.

MIDORIMA: Agility, how quick you are on your feet.

MIDORIMA: Even among the Generation of Miracles,

CRKuro: ,Aomine transcends the rest of us.

KAGAMI: Damn it!

KAGAMI: I can't keep up.

CRKuro: ,He's even faster than before.

AOMINE: This guy...

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ScoreboardR,SIGN: Seirin

WAKAMATSU: Even I could do that.

IMAYOSHI: No!

SATSUKI: Fast break!

FURIHATA: Slam it in, Kagami!

KAGAMI: Take this!

AOMINE: No, you don't.

KAGAMI: No matter how fast I run,

CRKuro: ,I can't break free of this guy!

AOMINE: You think it's that easy to make a fast break?

AOMINE: Is this guy serious?

AOMINE: He just jumped from the free throw line.

AOMINE: Don't tell me he was trying to dunk from there.

CRKuro: ,Come on, now.

FURIHATA: Damn it, almost.

FUKUDA: But we're doing better than I expected!

FUKUDA: At this rate, we could...

AOMINE: Enough.

AOMINE: Honest basketball just isn't for me.

KAGAMI: He seems different.

KAGAMI: But I'm starting to get a feel for his speed and rhythm.

KAGAMI: I'll stop him this time!

HYUGA: What are these movements?

HYUGA: I can't read them. Is this some kind of anomaly?

KAGAMI: No! They're unconventional tricky movements.

KAGAMI: I've seen this plenty of times in America.

KAGAMI: It's street ball!

HYUGA: No you don't!

SAKURAI: Three guys?

RIKO: He's behind the basket!

KOGANEI: We stopped him!

SPECTATOR : Amazing!

SPECTATOR : He made a shot from back there!

RIKO: What was that?

RIKO: What bullshit!

HYUGA: This guy's basketball is more than aggressive,

CRKuro: ,it's messed up.

HYUGA: Theory doesn't work against him!

KAGAMI: The Generation of Miracles is full of ridiculous guys.

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AOMINE: Kagami by himself isn't enough.

AOMINE: Come on out, Tetsu.

KUROKO: I don't believe I can win alone.

KUROKO: I will beat you with Kagami-kun.

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ScoreboardR,SIGN: Seirin

AOMINE: Show me the true strength of the new light and shadow.

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