02x02 - A Musical to Remember pt. 2

[bunniefuu]

- [whistles] - Come on!

It's picture time!

[upbeat music]

- ♪ In the Loud house ♪

♪ The really Loud house ♪

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- So I have your blessing on this?

- Yes, our parents signed off.

- Because once I start, I can't stop.

[electric knife whirring]

♪ ♪

Ah.

Mmm, delicious.

All right, tell me what you've done so far.

- Oh, so we did all these different songs.

[overlapping chatter]

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Not everyone at once.

- I'll explain.

This is my friend Lincoln.

He lost his memory.

And we're doing everything we can to get it back.

- Oh my goodness.

He thinks I'm Lincoln.

It's getting worse.

- Hold yourself together, Lincoln.

Is there a doctor in the house?

- He's the doctor. - He's right behind you!

- Uh, you, go first.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat twangy music]

both: Yee-haw!

- ♪ Everything was perfect on the last day of summer ♪

- ♪ Then he ate them mind-erasing beans ♪

♪ What a bummer ♪

- ♪ Now he can't remember anything ♪

- ♪ And if he doesn't get his memory back by tonight ♪

♪ Then there's no chance he'll ever get his head right ♪

♪ I know all that, and I told you you should sing ♪

[together] ♪ To get his memory back ♪

- ♪ I knocked his brain to get it tickin' ♪

[together] ♪ No, no, he didn't crack ♪

- ♪ Though he sure did take a lickin' ♪

[together] ♪ We tried to jog his brain ♪

♪ By waking up his senses ♪

♪ But smelling, touching, feeling stuff ♪

♪ Had other consequences ♪

♪ Yeah! - Yee-haw!

- Aah!

- Medically speaking,

it usually does.

- ♪ To get my best friend back ♪

[together] ♪ Even tried our secret handshake ♪

- ♪ I hoped that he'd get the knack ♪

-[together] ♪ But it ended up in heartbreak ♪

♪ Get his memory back ♪

- ♪ Because we miss our little brother ♪

- ♪ You can always count on family ♪

- Where's your father and your mother?

- Hmm. both: I don't know.

[fiddle solo] - Whoo-hoo!

- Whoo, doggy! Hey!

♪ ♪

- You play the fiddle?

- I don't know.

- Yee-haw!

- ♪ There must be a way to get my parents to acknowledge ♪

♪ That I'm better off moving home and quitting college ♪

♪ I just have to find the perfect in ♪

- Did not need to know that.

- ♪ I wish his memory'd come in ♪

♪ Like our teeth no one's noticed ♪

- ♪ But time's running out, so we gotta stay focused ♪

both: ♪ It's kinda hard ♪

♪ When you have such a gorgeous grin ♪

- Come on now, get out there. - Whoa!

[together] ♪ To get his memory back ♪

- ♪ There must be something left to try ♪

[together] ♪ To get his memory back ♪

both: ♪ We'll never leave him high and dry ♪

[together] ♪ And we're not givin' up ♪

♪ 'Cause we know we can do it ♪

♪ We're gonna get our brother back ♪

♪ We're gonna get our brother back ♪

♪ We know that we'll get through it ♪

- Come on, y'all. Yee-haw!

- Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo.

- So what do you think, Doc?

- Why don't you ask Lincoln?

- How do you feel, Lincoln?

[all groan] - Are you kidding me?

- Well, the clock's ticking, and it doesn't look good.

I'm headed back to my pool party.

- [sighs] - What?

[all groan]

- See you later, Dad. Have a good day at work.

- Again, uh, not your father.

Good luck. You'll need it.

- What? [all groan]

- [screeches]

- Oh, no.

- Kitty cat.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ In the alleyway searching for our son's meow-ries ♪

♪ Blown away by a jelly bean ♪

♪ And put back in by the voices ♪

both: ♪ Of two equally talented cats ♪

- ♪ Those precious meow-ries ♪

♪ Our sweet boy's "purrfect" meow-ries ♪

♪ Will come rushing back in ♪

both: ♪ And you can count on that ♪

- This couldn't get any worse.

- Remix!

♪ I'm Tim Tim Tiger ♪

♪ And I'm here to say - It just did.

- ♪ I'm a fine feline feeling fine ♪

both: ♪ Today - ♪ I'm Princess Purr ♪

♪ And I love both: ♪ To rap ♪

- ♪ Or I'll sit in the sun and ♪

both: ♪ Take a nap ♪

- ♪ We're gonna put some thoughts in our only boy's ♪

both: ♪ Melon - ♪ There's gonna be meowing ♪

♪ And there's gonna be both: ♪ Yelling ♪

- What is happening?

- Purr break!

[purring]

- Biscuits!

- And I even like cats.

both: Bath time!

- That is so unsanitary.

- Let's hit the alley.

We've only got nine lives, and we're gonna use 'em all

to get Lincoln's memory back.

[yowls]

[both screeching]

- Bye, kitty cat. [door closes]

- I'm glad that guy's not my dad.

- Wait a minute.

Lisa got us into this mess.

She should get us out of it.

[overlapping chatter]

- I'm not--I'm not sure it's that simple.

- Well, you could just reverse what you did.

- The complexity of the situation is so large,

I don't think that I could even do it if I tried.

- Just try. - Yeah. Try it.

[indistinct chatter]

- I need to generate a big enough emotional reaction

to disrupt the toxic intracranial amyloid--

- Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just go science this.

[door slams]

- ♪ Science this ♪

♪ Just go and science this ♪

♪ 'Cause you're a scientist ♪

♪ Sure thing, stand by ♪

♪ They all say "Science this" ♪

♪ Like it's an easy fix ♪

♪ Believe me, I'm gonna try ♪

♪ Take a pinch of sodium ♪

♪ With a dash of chromium ♪

♪ Mix it up with radium ♪

♪ Enough to fill a stadium ♪

♪ Drop of hormone from the herd ♪

♪ Of the common pachyderm ♪

♪ They remember everything ♪

♪ Even though they cannot sing ♪

- Shredding some keytar.

- ♪ Hook electrodes to his ears ♪

♪ Try and get his brain in gear ♪

♪ Give it time to percolate ♪

♪ Then sit him on a thermal plate ♪

♪ I may not know what to do ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ But if I can't do it, who? ♪

- How's it going in there, Einstein?

We're all counting on you.

- What's new?

♪ Heavy is the head that wears the goggles ♪

♪ They'll never understand how science boggles ♪

[ticking]

♪ With the tick of every clock ♪

♪ I try a little harder ♪

♪ It's the extra load you carry ♪

♪ When you're just a little smarter ♪

- You got this, Lisa.

- ♪ Time is running out, so you do what you must do ♪

♪ You give it one last shot ♪

♪ 'Cause you said you'd see it through ♪

Well, I'm stumped.

[alarm blaring]

[somber music]

♪ ♪

- Leni?

Leni? Leni.

- Oh.

Hey, Lily. What's up?

- Is Lincoln gonna be okay? Is he gonna forget me forever?

- Oh, of course not.

He could never forget someone as cute as you are.

Everything will work out. It always does.

- Do you promise?

- ♪ I won't lie ♪

♪ I know I seem naive ♪

♪ But I've felt it my whole life ♪

♪ I like to just believe ♪

♪ My head's above the clouds ♪

♪ And the sky, it looks so blue ♪

♪ But I think I'm coming down ♪

♪ I'll crash into the truth ♪

♪ I wish I didn't have to 'cause it's brand-new ♪

♪ This nervous kind of breakthrough ♪

♪ And it hurts just to tell you ♪

♪ But hear me when I say ♪

♪ You can't pretend the sun is shining ♪

♪ When it's pouring rain ♪

♪ You can't pretend the road is gold ♪

♪ When the pavement's gray ♪

♪ And I can't pretend I'm full of hope ♪

♪ When I'm looking at his face ♪

♪ A glass can't be half full ♪

♪ If there was never anything in it in the first place ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ In it in the first place ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ If there was a bright side ♪

♪ I would see it like a flicker in the dark ♪

♪ But I'm scared the first time I'll admit it ♪

♪ I refuse to play the part ♪

♪ Like it's fine and I'm not here crying ♪

♪ With a smile, I'd be bold-faced lying ♪

♪ Can't even try this time ♪

♪ But for what it's worth ♪

♪ I hope I'm wrong ♪

♪ ♪

I promise.

[dark intense music]

- Uh, are you sure about this?

It doesn't feel completely safe.

- It's not, but that's why it's going to work.

Enough of this song and dance.

It's time to bring in the dark arts.

Empty head and missing thoughts,

spirit to rest, his memory wrought ♪

Fire time.

- Is this gonna hurt?

- Yes.

- What are you doing?

- It's not what it looks like.

- It looks like you're gonna burn him at the stake.

- Fine, it is what it looks like.

Sigh.

- Whee! [chuckles]

I appreciate your help.

- Now do you remember me?

- Go upstairs.

- Man! - No, not you.

I know how to get your memory back.

I don't know why I didn't think of it earlier.

["Heart and Soul" playing]

♪ ♪

♪ Heart and soul ♪

- ♪ I fell in love with you heart and soul ♪

♪ The way a fool would do ♪

both: ♪ Madly ♪

- ♪ Because you held me tight ♪

both: ♪ And stole a kiss in the night ♪

♪ Heart and soul - Heart and soul.

both: ♪ I begged to be adored ♪

♪ Lost control ♪

♪ And tumbled overboard gladly ♪

♪ That magic night we kissed ♪

♪ There in the moon mist ♪

- You remembered! You remembered!

- Remembered what?

- The song.

- No, I didn't.

The lyrics are right here.

[all groan]

- Seriously? - You're kidding.

- I'm sorry, Lorraine, but...

I just don't remember any of this...

or you.

♪ ♪

- You should have let me set him on fire.

[somber music]

- Are you okay, Linda?

- That's it. I'm out.

- Wait, no. You can't give up, Luna.

If you can't sing him out of it, who can?

[bright fanfare]

all: No.

both: Okay.

[door slams shut]

- Come on, Luna. You're an actual rock star.

- I'm just too sad, guys.

- What are you talking about?

["Too Sad to Rock" playing]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm too sad to rock ♪

♪ I just can't do it ♪

[all clamoring]

♪ And if I tried to do a song, I could not get through it ♪

[loudly] ♪ I can't sing so loud that my voice gets wrecked ♪

[softly] ♪ And then sing soft for dramatic effect ♪

- [gasping]

[normal voice] ♪ I don't have the heart for it ♪

♪ I don't have the soul ♪

♪ I'm just too sad to rock and roll ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ I'm not in the mood for a windmill power chord ♪

Come on!

♪ And surfing the crowd ♪

♪ To me, it just feels overboard ♪

[all clamoring]

♪ I won't ask the fans if they feel all right ♪

♪ Like, "Hey, folks, how y'all doin' tonight?" ♪

♪ I'm just too sad to rock and roll ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And I won't do a breakdown verse of the song ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Or clap my hands over my head ♪

♪ To get the crowd to clap along ♪

- Whoo! - I can't hear you!

♪ Or change my outfit for the third encore ♪

♪ Or bring the band back with a one, two, three, four! ♪

♪ I'm worried about my brother ♪

♪ And it's taking its toll ♪

♪ I'm just too sad ♪

♪ To rock and roll ♪

Yeah!

Well?

- I don't know if anyone's ever told you this,

but you should be in a band.

[all groan]

Look, I really appreciate everything you guys have done

for me, and you seem like a great family,

but I think I'm gonna go. - Should someone go get him?

- If he leaves, we'll never get him back.

- Well, look at the bright side--

no one's gonna leave the toilet seat up anymore.

Well, that's funny because he's the only one

who lifts the toilet seat. [laughs]

- Luan, this is not the time for jokes.

- Yeah. - Yeah, come on, Luan.

- Uh, not the time for jokes?

This is the perfect time for jokes.

[zany music]

Humor gets people through the darkest of times.

- Did someone say "darkest of times"?

- ♪ There's never a bad time for making a joke ♪

♪ No matter the occasion, it is okey-doke ♪

♪ Whenever a sad mood gets into your head ♪

♪ That's the time for funny lines and knockin' 'em dead ♪

Ow!

♪ Whatever the world might throw at your day ♪

♪ You've gotta find the humor in it ♪

♪ That's the way ♪

[birds tweeting]

♪ You laugh at your life so you can cope with it ♪

♪ And face every dip and every slope you hit ♪

Aah!

♪ ♪

♪ A clever line is never inappropriate ♪

♪ A joke is always okey-doke ♪

[rhythmic tapping]

♪ ♪

both: ♪ In life, keep the happiness and scrap the woe ♪

♪ That's why a sense of humor's always apropos ♪

♪ A punch line ♪

♪ Is never outta line ♪

- Oh!

- ♪ A joke is always okey-doke ♪

♪ ♪

- Are they laughing?

- Wow. Great song, Luan.

- Yeah, super helpful.

- Oh, yeah, 'cause yours was so awesome.

- Wha-- - Don't blame, Luna.

It's all Lisa's fault.

She made those dumb jelly beans.

- What? [all shouting]

- Hey, hey, hey.

Please, please, please don't fight.

Look, it was really nice to meet you guys.

And you all tried so hard to help me.

But I've been enough of a burden.

It's almost sundown,

and I don't think I'm getting my memory back.

So I think it's best for me to just disappear into the sunset

and let you all go on with your lives.

[taxi horn honks]

both: ♪ We're the Louds ♪

♪ And we're all in this together ♪

♪ We're the Louds ♪

♪ All for one is always better ♪

- ♪ We must accept the fact ♪

- ♪ Our Lincoln's not getting his memory back ♪

both: ♪ So we'll face the music ♪

♪ Roll up our sleeves ♪

♪ And take a different track ♪

[together] ♪ If Lincoln has no memories ♪

♪ We'll give up our memories too ♪

♪ We'll take these beans and come together ♪

♪ And the Louds will start ♪

♪ Anew ♪

♪ Flushed away ♪

- ♪ We'll flush away our memories ♪

- ♪ Flushed away ♪

- ♪ We'll do it for our family ♪

[together] ♪ Ah ♪

- ♪ I can't believe you'd do this ♪

♪ For me ♪

- What's on his face?

- His emotions are breaking down the enzymes!

He's crying out the memory-erasing toxins!

- Listening to and performing music

can tap into memories which reactivate

areas of the brain associated with memory.

- ♪ Gonna knock 'em loose ♪

♪ Gonna knock those memories loose ♪

- ♪ The greatest friendship in Royal Woods history ♪

- ♪ Try and get his brain in gear ♪

[together] ♪ To get his memory back ♪

- I love my family more than anything.

I remember!

[all cheering]

♪ I remember everything - [laughs]

- ♪ It all came flooding back ♪

- Ha ha!

- ♪ All these years of livin' Loud ♪

♪ The good times and the bad ♪

♪ 'Cause I knew you'd all come through for me ♪

♪ That's the point of having family ♪

♪ And you sang my life right back to me ♪

- ♪ Hey, hey! ♪

all: ♪ Can't forget the Louds ♪

♪ When we're together, we just cannot be stopped ♪

- ♪ We can do the extra-possible ♪

♪ And come out on top ♪

both: ♪ All for one and one for all's the way ♪

♪ That we rock all day ♪

all: ♪ Can't forget the Louds ♪

- ♪ Quick sidenote, I'm quitting school ♪

♪ I'm moving back into my room ♪

♪ So officially I'm telling you ♪

both: ♪ Bobby's totes in on this too ♪

- [clears throat]

- We can talk about it.

- Oh, we're gonna talk about it. [chuckles]

both: ♪ We got brand-new pearly, bright-white grins ♪

♪ But you were all too focused on Lincoln ♪

♪ So look at our teeth, or we'll knock yours in ♪

all: ♪ Okay ♪

all: ♪ Can't forget the Louds ♪

- ♪ We made him laugh ♪

- ♪ So we could get through it all ♪

- ♪ That's the first time science failed me ♪

♪ Far as I can recall ♪

- ♪ So we knocked his memory back ♪

♪ With rhymes and various ba*ls ♪

- ♪ We're back to Clincoln McCloud ♪

♪ I feel feet tall ♪

- ♪ As long as I have chicken, I'm your doctor on call ♪

Where's my pay?

all: ♪ Can't forget the loudest house ♪

♪ In Royal Woods is through our door ♪

♪ It's full of memories, and we'll be making more ♪

♪ Love and laughs and family is what we do it for ♪

♪ Hooray! ♪

♪ Can't forget the Louds ♪

- Come on! all: ♪ Can't forget the Louds ♪

♪ Can't forget the Louds ♪

- For you just tuning in, we got some beautiful news.

The Royal Woods school district has called off

the first day of school... - [gasps]

- Because of a suspicious electrical malfunction.

Ha! So it looks like all of you kids

have one more day of summer.

[all cheering]

- I'm the luckiest guy in the world.

And I have the best family in the world.

- I wouldn't exactly call it luck.

I may not be able to reverse engineer

mind-erasing jelly beans,

but I'm a wiz when it comes to shutting down power grids.

[all cheering]

both: Thanks, Lisa!

[Sister Sledge's "We Are Family"]

both: Summertime.

- Wanna get some ice cream?

- ♪ We are family ♪

- Water balloon fight!

- ♪ Get up, everybody, and sing, ooh ♪

both: We're the Louds!

[together] ♪ We're the Louds ♪

♪ We're the Louds ♪

♪ Sing it proud ♪

♪ We're the Louds ♪

- ♪ Looks like we rocked this jammy-jammy ♪

- ♪ I still can't wait to meet my family ♪

- ♪ Oh, someone go and fetch our son ♪

all: ♪ So the Louds can get this done ♪

- Yeah!