Corporate Retreat (2026)

[bunniefuu]

[tense music playing]

[upbeat rock music playing]

- Hey, pretty baby

-You can't sit down

-Don't you hear

the drummer drummin'?

-Can't sit down

- You gotta shake it

like you're crazy

-You can't sit down

-'Cause the band

is sayin' somethin'

-You can't sit down

-Everybody started jumpin'

-You can't sit down

You gotta slop, bop, slip,

slop, flip, flop all about

You can't sit down

You can't sit down

You gotta move, move, move

Around and 'round

You can't sit down

You can't sit down

What are you reading, babe?

-What are you reading?

-Sorry, what did you say?

What are you reading?

Oh, I have

a final exam on Monday.

Abnormal psychology

is really kicking my a*s.

Yeah, but with

an a*s like yours,

who needs psychology?

Yeah, I need to study up

so I can protect myself

from weirdos like you.

Yeah, that's right. [growling]

[kissing]

[surf music playing]

[cell phone ringing]

Amanda, hey, everything okay?

What?

Okay, just make sure she's

safe this weekend, all right?

Okay, gotta go.

Can't find Cliff.

Why do you need him?

Okay, but that's it.

No more studying.

We're done.

We're gonna have a nice

romantic getaway, as promised.

So what are we waiting for?

-I'm sure he's on his way.

-Yeah, well,

he better get here soon.

We've gotta resolve this before

the stupid f*cking retreat

because apparently

we're not allowed to work

over the next few days.

Guys, can you get on the bus?

We're already behind schedule.

Yeah.

Thank you. Let's go.

Yay!

[yelps] I am so excited

for this retreat.

Right, Omar?

We do this every year

and it always sucks.

Oh, my God.

Stop being such a Debbie Downer.

Okay, now that Arthur's gone,

we don't have to play

any of those weird games

he liked anymore.

And I think it's

going to be amazing.

Deborah,

how are you faring today?

It's like a retreat into hell.

We have to feign

interest in our colleagues.

Oh, I think you're

all very interesting.

[Billie] That right there.

That's the spirit.

Now, everyone,

when you get off of this bus,

I expect you all to smile

and try to enjoy yourselves.

Please?

Okay. I'll take that as a yes.

Oh. I have some friends.

What do you mean "friends?"

You'll see.

Where the f*ck were you?

I was busy.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

Um, hi.

I'm Ginger.

That's really

professional, Cliff.

You're supposed to be

my legal counsel,

not my f*cking liability.

[rock song continues]

Where's my f*cking bag?

-Done?

-Yeah.

Here you are.

Please grab a pair of shoes.

And I will take

your phone when you're ready.

We will get to that later,

but we are thrilled to have you.

Is this really necessary?

Um, yes. You will find

that it will be

a lovely experience.

-Thank you so much.

-Thank you.

Excuse me.

May I have your phone please?

My pleasure.

Love the color.

I wasn't really

supposed to be here.

Is this necessary for me?

Yes, please join us.

-You're more than welcome.

-Thank you.

Seriously?

You expect me to put this on?

Oh, it is

important for team building.

I'll look like a camp counselor.

-Please don't forget your shoes.

-I'll take that.

Oh just...

It's necessary to disconnect.

I have a kid at home.

It's... it's not happening.

[woman chuckles]

Well, yes, of course.

-Here you are.

-It would really help to...

-Size nine, right?

-Absolutely.

Have a great time.

Thank you so much.

[sighing]

Hello?

-[screams, grunts]

[struggling]

[screaming]

-This better be good.

-It's going to be amazing.

You won't regret it.

I promise.

["Green Onions" playing]

I have a couple other ideas

about how I can

make it up to you.

Are you going

to make it up to me?

One thousand percent.

Wait. Why'd you bring your g*n?

We left the city.

This is the wild west.

I want protection.

What? You think you're macho?

I think I'm an American.

And I can carry

whatever the f*ck I want.

-Isn't it loaded?

-Of course.

God, I wish you would

leave that in the car.

No. Uh...

I can't kiss you

while you have a loaded g*n

in your waistband.

What are you talking about?

There's an element of danger.

It's f*cking sexy.

Look at this thing.

Yeah, until

you sh**t your d*ck off.

But maybe you deserve that.

[laughing] Stop it.

Give me that.

Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.

Um, I'm sorry.

I didn't realize

I was interrupting.

[Ginger] No, you're not.

It's really, um...

It's really hot outside.

[Cliff] It's just, yeah,

we've been sweating a lot.

Yeah.

Right.

-Um, Ginger.

-Yeah?

We would love for you to join us

in the activities this weekend.

No, thanks.

We insist.

Let's talk about it.

We're gonna go to our room.

Okay.

Please think about it.

I'll let you know. Thank you.

We're gonna go

cool off some more.

You brought me on

a corporate retreat?

It's okay, baby. Just relax.

How can I f*cking relax, Cliff?

Hey, look at this.

Look at this. Come here.

Look at how beautiful you are.

You told me we're

going on a romantic getaway.

And you know what?

Now that I think about it,

it maybe should have been

a little bit more clear.

Yeah, a lot more clear.

Well, I don't really

know what the big deal is.

It's fun.

You can join in on the fun.

Hmm. Yeah, no,

I'm good with my books.

Enjoy your corporate

bonding love fest.

Okay.

Baby, come here.

We're gonna have a great time.

Cliff?

I'm gonna try my best

to enjoy myself,

but I really don't know if

it's gonna work out between us

if you're

not 100% honest with me.

I'm gonna make it up to you.

I promise.

So, how long have

you been dating Cliff?

A few months now.

Hmm.

I know it's weird that I'm here.

It wasn't my idea.

Just, um, Cliff didn't tell me

this was a corporate retreat.

Cliff can be

kind of a loose cannon.

Yeah, I'm finding that out now.

What do you do?

I'm in college,

but I'm hoping to go

to grad school for psychology.

Yeah, I don't know anything

about this business stuff.

I'm more of an academic.

I hear you.

I've got three degrees.

-What, three degrees?

-Yeah.

I've got a master's in business,

a B.A. in botany,

and a Ph.D. in chemistry.

That's so cool.

You must be like a genius.

I just couldn't make up my mind.

It's kind of a men's club

in the company,

so it's nice having

some more feminine energy.

I'm glad you're here.

You think you can

do whatever you want.

f*ck you. She's my girl.

Yeah, well, you need to

inform me of these things, okay?

What are you, like,

trying to make me

look like an as*h*le?

You guys are fighting

over the stupidest sh*t.

See, I'm the one

running the company, okay?

You work for me.

Hey, relax, all right?

Let's go meet them outside.

f*ck my life.

[suspenseful tone playing]

Carl's phone.

-Thank you.

-I just really wanted

to have the full experience.

He will.

[gentle music playing]

Mm. Isn't it peaceful here?

Yeah, no one in sight.

A psycho could k*ll us and

no one would even know about it.

Okay, and let me guess.

I'm the m*rder*r!

Maybe in another life.

It's also hot as f*ck out here.

We could die of dehydration.

I actually think it's pretty.

You picked a great spot.

Who are you again?

Hey.

-What?

-Watch it.

All right, everyone.

Let's get started.

What about Deborah?

She wasn't feeling very well.

She's lying down,

and I think we should continue.

Today we will make our way

through a series of experiences

to connect with and open up

each of the seven gateways.

And what are

the seven gateways, Lola?

[Lola] So glad you asked, Amber.

We start with the ground

at the base of the spine.

This energy gateway

connects us to the earth

and represents a new beginning.

This is our first gateway.

We will then go on

to six other gateways

that move us from

the physical realm to the

spiritual.

They travel

upwards along the spine.

Any questions?

So are these

like the seven chakras?

We call them gateways.

It's a bigger concept.

We'll be talking about

it all today and all tomorrow.

We will also be exploring

each of the seven gateways

individually,

so I'm sure you'll catch on.

We start by

meditating on our mats.

Sit cross-legged.

Close your eyes.

And that's it.

Breathe in on the count of four

and breathe out

on the count of eight.

As you breathe,

feel a line of connection

from deep within you,

from the top of the head

and into the earth.

Feel the sun

coming down into you,

through you,

and into the depths of the soil.

[jingling]

[ominous music playing, fades]

Our steam room was custom-made

from the highest quality marble

sourced in Italy.

-Deb's really missing out.

-I kind of like

not having her around.

Is she okay?

She's resting.

This is the second gateway,

the fire.

It's located just below

the belly button

and represents the warmth

in our bodies that give us

vitality and passion.

Accessing this gateway

is a little more challenging.

It might be

uncomfortable at first,

but it's totally worth it.

Okay. See you in a few minutes.

Enjoy.

-That's it?

-Okay.

What the f*ck? I...

What... What do we do?

Just enjoy it.

Just sweat it out.

This is some real hippie sh*t.

[sighing] f*ck.

What the f*ck, dude?

f*ck. Is it just me

or is it getting

f*cking hot in here.

It's really hot.

You know what?

I've had enough of this sh*t.

Oh, my God.

-[rattling]

-Yo, what the f*ck?

Did they lock the door?

No, I doubt it.

It's probably just

stuck for some reason.

No, it's definitely locked.

It can't be locked.

-[Billie] Okay, well...

-What the f*ck?

I'm sure they're probably

just gonna be back any minute.

[mumbling] I don't feel well.

All right, are they

trying to k*ll us?

'Cause this is f*cking insane.

It's a challenge.

It's not supposed to be easy.

Enough with the positivity,

Billie, okay?

It's team bonding.

No, it's not team bonding.

We're all about

to get heat stroke.

Oh, really?

-Ginger.

-Oh! That's gonna be

all of us pretty soon.

-[banging]

-[screaming]

-Help! Let us...

-Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

-Everybody out now.

Now, now, now.

-Is everyone out?

Is she okay?

-Oh, my gosh.

-Come on. Come on.

We are so sorry.

That was never

supposed to happen.

So sorry.

Why the hell did

you guys lock us in there?

Uh, sorry. The door

must have malfunctioned.

We apologize profusely.

Please hydrate.

-That's never happened.

-It never happened before.

I really hope the rest of this

weekend goes a little bit more

smoothly, guys.

Any other malfunctioning

doors that we should know about?

No. We have

everything under control.

Do you? Yes.

-We can assure you.

-Yes.

We'll just go and prepare

the next gateway

where you guys

just relax and chill out

and... yeah.

Again, we feel horrible about

what happened, but we

will see you shortly, okay?

-Just enjoy yourselves.

-Thank you.

Really, this is gonna

be a great, great experience.

-We will make it up to you.

We promise.

-Yes.

I'm so sorry.

I need a real drink.

-f*cking Billie, man.

-Some f*cking retreat this is.

[Billie] It's not my fault.

-[Cliff] I'm getting a drink.

-It's not her fault.

So f*cking creepy.

Look at these babchi plants.

They did not seem sorry at all.

-They did apologize.

-They didn't seem sorry at all.

These were used in

traditional eastern medicine.

Alcohol isn't diuretic,

and we're dehydrated,

so that's a bad idea.

I thrive on bad ideas.

Classic.

Welcome to

the willpower gateway.

The willpower gateway represents

control, motivation,

and discipline.

The sports drinks

you just consumed

contain the bacterium

clostridium botulinum.

What the hell does that mean?

It has a toxin

that causes botulism.

The disease begins with

weakness, fatigue,

blurred vision,

and trouble speaking.

It is followed by a weakness

in the arms, chest, then legs,

vomiting and diarrhea may also

occur,

and eventual death.

But there's no need to worry.

You possess everything

you need to survive.

What kind of f*cked

up sh*t is this, man?

Check the f*cking doors, man.

Check the other doors.

Uh, what's up with

the doors in this place?

Hey, watch out.

I'm gonna throw a chair.

[grunting]

[Amber] The windows are all

bulletproof.

But getting out isn't your

biggest concern at the moment.

What, do you want, money?

How much do you want?

We'll give you anything.

-Just let us out.

-We don't want your money.

We want your transcendence.

-These b*tches are crazy.

-What the f*ck does that mean?

For your journey,

we have a gift.

It is in the kitchen drawer.

Good luck.

-Bye.

-We believe in you.

What is this, an escape room?

-They said the drawers.

-Check the cabinets.

-They said the drawers.

-f*ck, we're gonna die.

We don't know if

we can trust them.

-I don't feel anything.

-Cliff has a point!

Hey, you see any knives?

Could it be hitting me?

I'm starting to

feel a little queasy.

Oh, I got it. I got it.

-It's a syringe.

-Can I see it?

Guys, my body's

starting to feel really tight.

We could just be imagining this.

You're not imagining it.

Everyone, try and

relax and go and sit down.

Go.

-Baby.

-Hmm?

What's going on?

It's not good.

What do you mean?

We've been poisoned.

Very funny.

[clattering]

Ginny, I'm not joking.

I'm so sorry.

[all groaning]

Vinegar.

Salt.

Babchi. Psoralea corylifolia.

We have everything we need.

-What is that?

-This could inhibit

the effects of botulism.

-Uh-huh.

-It's the chemical

structure for an antidote.

We don't have much time.

We're gonna create an antidote

starting with these plants.

Grab the vodka.

Pour all

the vodka into the kettle.

We have to wait

for the liquid to boil.

Okay.

Then take some of the plants.

More.

Okay, that's good.

Grab the others.

Go.

Billie, where exactly did you

find the corporate retreat?

I didn't find it.

-I was cold-emailed by Amber.

-[groaning]

Was that before or after

I asked you to set this up?

It was the same day.

By coincidence.

[groaning]

A coincidence.

That's weird, right?

Look, I don't know, okay?

[grunting in pain]

I just didn't

think anything of it.

Yeah, but

you vetted them, right?

Yes. Yes, like I said.

They were highly reviewed.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Anybody could

fake reviews, Billie.

You talked to somebody, right?

This is a routine thing, okay?

I mean, we have a corporate

retreat all the time.

I'm not the f*cking FBI here.

I saw the website,

and it looked legit.

We're a billion-dollar

company, Billie.

We have competitors.

We have regulators.

We have so many people who

would love to see us k*lled,

and you didn't think to do one

f*cking iota of

background research?

Baby, are you okay?

I'm really feeling it.

Jesus.

-Baby, look.

-Hmm?

A way to escape.

Shouldn't we tell the others?

We don't know who to trust.

You guys really think a

competitor would try to k*ll us?

No.

There's way too much evidence.

There's no way

they'd get away with it.

Could be the regulators.

I mean, think about 9-11.

That's a f*cking

conspiracy theory.

-Yeah, but this is a conspiracy.

-How?

Okay, let's think

about this logically, right?

If someone e-mailed Billie

the same day Devin was talking

about planning this trip,

that means that they had

to have access to our

internal e-mail server, right?

That means that

they had to know that

we were planning this, right?

-Oh, my God.

-Holy f*ck.

Guys, I don't feel good.

I don't feel good.

This was an inside job.

[groaning] f*ck...

Why isn't there a reaction?

Oh, we need a catalyst.

Does anybody

have any gold jewelry?

Yeah. Yeah.

Here, take mine.

Thanks.

Everyone gather around.

Thank God. There's a reaction.

We need to inject ourselves now.

Ten milliliters each.

Give me your arm.

It's dirty.

No choice.

I don't feel good yet.

It takes a minute.

Teamwork.

f*ck. [retching, moaning]

-[moaning]

-Oh, my God.

-Here.

-No, no, no, no.

You have to do it.

Close your eyes.

I'll do it for you.

Do it now.

[choking]

-He's still breathing.

-Oh, thank God.

-It's really shallow.

-Was it too late?

I don't know.

Good to see you all again.

Arthur?

[ominous music playing]

Arthur, we're not going to play

whatever sick game

you've come up with.

You're wrong.

You might think, hey,

I'm angry with you guys for

betraying me,

for making me lose

every good thing in my life,

but I'm not.

You want to help us?

Get us the f*ck out of here.

You will get out of here,

either physically

or spiritually.

This is bullshit.

I see your anger, Cliff.

I had that as well.

I transcended it by

reconnecting to the eternal one.

It's my latest innovation.

That's what this weekend is for.

To finish my journey,

I need your cooperation.

Okay, let's be real, Arthur.

We almost died.

Omar, he may not make it.

So let us out

and we can talk about

these newfound beliefs.

You haven't even heard yet

what I have planned for you.

I'll tell you.

Amber and Lola have done so

well guiding you through the

first three gateways.

The next four are

really my favorite.

Billie, you were

close to Arthur.

What do we do here?

I don't know.

Billie?

How'd you spend the money?

What money?

I gave Billie $50,000.

That money was

from Amber and Lola.

-You took a bribe?

-Not a bribe!

-More like a finder's fee!

-Vo, it was a kickback.

This kind of human squabbling

is exactly what

we're going to overcome.

Who wants to hear

about the next gateway?

I'll tell you anyway.

You'll choose one lucky person

who will leave the human realm

and enter the spiritual.

It'll be a wonderful

team-building experience.

Don't you agree?

What does that mean exactly?

I'm going to let Amber and Lola

explain the details.

I'll see most of you later.

So, what is he saying?

He means, um...

He means we need to

choose someone to k*ll.

[tense music playing]

Don't f*cking move.

What the f*ck?

We're not playing this game.

Everyone stop.

Don't say anything.

We'll wait it out.

We gotta get Omar to a hospital.

Please let us

get him to a hospital.

I'm telling you,

no one talk to them.

Don't drink anything.

Don't do anything.

We'll wait it out.

Help will come.

People know we're here.

-Does anyone

actually know where we are?

-No one does.

That was part of

our agreement with Billie.

Right, Billie?

Welcome to the fourth gateway.

The sacrifice.

This energy gateway

is located at the heart.

One of you will sacrifice

his or her own heart

and it will

go into this glass jar.

It's up to you to decide

who gets to be the lucky one.

Don't listen to 'em.

We're not playing

any more games.

Failure to remove someone's

heart

will result in none of

you achieving transcendence.

We don't want to achieve

your f*cking transcendence.

We want to get

the f*ck out of here right now.

Arthur's got you brainwashed.

Arthur is the one who saved me.

-He made me see the truth.

-Amen.

-What truth?

-The truth he showed us.

You'll see. You'll all soon see.

[screaming ]Holy sh*t!

You have to

achieve transcendence.

Simple as that.

Speaking of which,

we have some tools

for you to help complete

the task at hand.

The heart must be

intact for this to work.

In order to open

the fourth gateway.

Make sure

you keep it in the jar.

I said sh**t in the leg,

not k*ll them.

This is so upsetting. Lola!

What are thinking?

I got nervous.

This is not

the time for f*ck-ups!

Amber, she's

your responsibility.

-You're demoting me?

-We already lost one

outside the ritual.

Deborah's death was unavoidable

because she could have ruined

the whole thing.

But Cliff? That was avoidable.

Cliff was supposed to

be in the last gateway.

-Now what?

-We can still do it.

We'll get back on track.

I promise.

I'm counting on you, Amber.

Lola...

-Be careful.

-What am I supposed to do now?

You should have thought

of that before you got nervous.

What we're doing

here is serious business.

This is a path to salvation.

The destiny of myself,

yourselves,

and this group tied together.

I have the same goal.

I just haven't

reached this level yet.

Just give me another chance.

How could he do this to me?

Don't doubt yourself.

Arthur says doubt

is the enemy of reason.

Doubt weakens us.

You don't want

to be weak, do you?

-No.

-No.

Arthur never doubted himself

as a businessman and visionary.

He helped pioneer early online

payment services,

helped build

software for drones,

and even developed microchips.

Do you think if Arthur ever

doubted himself,

he would have

ever accomplished those things?

Yeah, but we met Arthur at

the NA meetings

when he was really, really out.

Yeah, yeah.

But that's where

he took us under his wing.

Right? That's where he showed us

the beauty that he's seen

in his spiritual evolution

is what he wants for us.

What if Arthur's wrong?

Arthur's never wrong.

And you know that. Yeah.

-Yeah.

-You're right. Sorry.

How do we choose?

Well, I think

the choice is obvious.

If we don't get Omar to

a hospital ASAP, he's gonna die.

What's stopping Arthur

from k*lling us all.

We're all f*cked,

and it's all my fault!

[sobbing] It's all my fault!

There's gotta be a reason why

he hasn't k*lled us all already.

I mean,

he's had the opportunity.

He did try to k*ll us.

Yeah, but he gave us

clues for the antidote.

If we can get in his head,

maybe we can figure out

a way out of here.

They just shot Cliff.

Like, Arthur's a madman.

We've known that sh*t

since we kicked his a*s

out of the company.

Right?

What we need to do is

just cut up his body with these.

Have you done this before?

No, but I've seen enough people

get shot

and get their wounds

plugged in combat.

We don't gotta be perfect,

we just gotta keep

the heart intact.

We don't have anything to...

Wait, wait,

what if he can feel it?

I'm sure he can't

feel a thing, Ginger.

I mean,

he's probably unconscious.

Maybe we should k*ll him first.

Alright. Who's gonna do it?

-Billie, you're doing it.

-Me?

-Yeah.

-No, no, no, no.

I'm not good with blood.

I can't do it.

Well, you're responsible

for all of us, so f*ck it.

-Do it.

-Yeah.

-Now.

-Fine! Ugh!

God.

Okay.

I'm just gonna,

like, slit his throat.

Cut the right artery right

there, it's the quickest way.

Do it on the count of three.

-Okay.

-[Billie] Okay. God.

One.

Two.

Three.

[gasps]

What is everybody doing?

-[Billie screams]

-Oh!

[groaning]

[intense music playing]

[Billie screaming]

[grunting]

-[grunting]

-[squelching]

[bone crunching]

-[crunching]

-[grunts]

Ah.

[grunts]

[squelching]

Gimme it. Gimme the jar.

-[clapping]

-Here.

Here's your heart,

you sick f*ck!

[Amber]

Alright, everybody get in line!

I said get the f*ck in line!

Truly, when Omar woke up,

I wasn't sure you'd be able to

go through with it,

but I was so worried!

And I'm really impressed!

Decisive action,

quick thinking on your feet.

Having a plan and

sticking to it, what I always

tried to instill in you.

And my blockchain, had

we persisted, would have worked!

Instead, you caved to

investors and threw me out!

But that's all in the past!

You're growing so much.

Proving to me that you're

trying to better yourselves.

But we're not done yet.

Right, ladies,

tell them what's next!

Welcome to the fifth gateway.

The laughter, located

at the center of the neck.

When I lost my company,

I was so angry.

Bitter.

But laughter is

the best medicine.

I truly learned

to laugh at myself

and everything around me,

and it opened up

the spiritual floodgates.

I was at my lowest

when I began to appreciate

that there are things in life

more important

than money and success.

We have to surrender to

a power greater than ourselves.

I am guiding us

to the higher power.

I'm the only one who can

deliver us to righteousness.

I'm the only one

who can bring us to the light.

Right, ladies?

Beautifully said.

We believe.

[laughing]

[continues laughing]

[laughing loudly]

[both laughing]

And that's why we're going

to hold a laughing contest!

Each one of you will be given

the opportunity to laugh,

and it must be a true laugh,

and it must be hearty.

A yay means you truly laughed,

a nay means you're faking it.

It's quite brilliant.

Yeah, what happens

if it's a nay, Arthur?

Failure to pass the test results

and the head being separated

from the body.

Which isn't

necessarily a bad thing.

I'm so excited!

With whom do we start?

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Catch a tiger by the toe.

If he hollers, let him go.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Aubrey, you're the first to go.

-[clapping]

-[chime sounds]

[Arthur] Do you

like the lighting?

It's for dramatic effect.

-Genius.

-Arthur, this is

your masterpiece.

Enough. Let the games begin!

What do I do exactly?

[mocking] What do I do exactly?

Laugh! Now!

-Go?

-Yes!

[laughing flatly]

Stop.

I said laugh for real,

and it has to be hearty.

[laughing]

You're almost there.

Gotta be real.

That's enough. You can stop.

That's enough. Thank you.

Now we vote.

Lola, yay or nay?

Yay.

Amber?

Yay.

It's a yay!

Congratulations, Aubrey!

You've passed the fifth gateway.

[whimpering]

Don't be sad. You get to live.

Alright.

Have a seat on the bench.

Eenie, meenie, miney, moe,

catch a tiger by the toe.

If he hollers, let him go.

Eenie, meenie, miney, moe.

Carl.

You're up. Please.

I'm gonna count down from five.

If you don't start laughing,

your head's coming off.

Kitser Investment.

-Due diligence report

found you unstable.

-Five.

You were institutionalized

in your early 20s.

Four.

All of us here, top management,

we voted to kick your a*s out.

And we're doing

better than ever.

Three.

You could've never

led us to where we are today.

Two.

You m*therf*cker.

[laughing]

[laughing]

I'm voting nay.

I don't know, Arthur. I'm sorry.

He was really laughing.

I vote yay.

Don't apologize.

Embrace your inner truth.

It's the only way.

I agree. Yay.

Carl.

Take a seat next to Aubrey.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Catch a tiger by the toe.

If he hollers, let him go.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Your name, I don't know.

You weren't supposed to be here.

I wasn't,

so I should probably leave.

Nonsense. You're here now.

It must be fate.

-What's your name?

-Ginger.

Ginger, would you kindly step

into the spotlight for a minute?

You're really

embracing the process.

You don't look scared.

You don't scare me,

you sick f*ck.

[chuckles] This one's brave.

I admire that.

But can she laugh?

You have until

the count of five.

[laughs]

[laughing heartily]

Impressive.

But is she really laughing?

It looks like she is.

I don't know.

Is it just some parlor trick?

That's enough, Ginger.

[sighs]

Go ahead. Go ahead, vote.

-Ladies?

-Yay.

I'm sorry, but I think

that was just some bullshit.

She just pulled

it out of her a*s.

I vote nay.

Interesting.

I'm the deciding vote.

-I laughed.

I did what you told me to.

-How do I know it was real?

Because I was

laughing at you, not with you.

You're a f*cking joke.

This whole place is a sick joke.

-You're a clown.

-Nobody talks to me like that.

Yeah, well, I do, so f*ck you.

You think you're spiritually

enlightened,

so stop cheating, then.

I laughed for real.

I vote...

yay.

You won't be so

lucky next time, Ginger.

Look, I'm happy.

I'm happy for

everyone in this room.

Now it's down to Devin,

my former COO,

and Billie, my former HR.

You'll never get

away with this, Arthur.

Eeny, meeny, miny, mo...

[muttering]

Devin, you're up.

-I'm not doing this.

-Oh, yes, you are.

I'm not laughing.

I can see that.

I'm calling bullshit.

-Amber?

-Yes?

Would you please

sh**t Devin in the leg?

God damn it! Ah!

[laughing]

Will you laugh now?

[laughing]

That's what

I call method acting.

[laughing]

[coughing]

I give a yay.

Me too.

I vote yes as well.

Devin, please take

a seat on the bench.

And now, Billie,

please step into the spotlight

and please spare us the bullshit

or you'll get a b*llet

in the leg too.

Are you going to laugh, Billie?

Billie, you know the assignment.

-Yes.

-Just make it easier

on all of us.

Just laugh.

I'm scared.

That's a natural part

of the process, Billie.

I don't want to die.

[exhales] Okay.

Billie, I'm going to

give you to the count of three.

One.

Two.

[sobbing]

Three.

This is really for the best.

Ladies?

No. Please.

Please. Please.

I don't want to die.

Please allow me to do this.

No, he can't

afford any more f*ck-ups.

I don't want to die.

Please, I'll do it again.

Please. [screams]

[people yelp]

[spurting]

Sweetie, get back.

Hey.

I got a treat.

[laughing]

Yeah.

I got a treat. Oh, yeah.

Oh, good boy. Good boy.

You got to be careful out here.

There's things that'll get you.

You don't have

the natural instincts for it.

Daddy's got to watch

the cameras again,

so come back inside.

No?

You want to play fetch first?

Okay.

Where's the stick?

Where's the stick?

Go get a stick. Go get a stick.

[man groaning]

Has to be a way out of here.

Yeah. f*cking body bags.

God help us.

Doubt we're looking too good

in his eyes.

What? You mean Arthur?

No. Us.

Not after what we did.

You did what you had to,

Carl, all right?

Don't lose

your f*cking nerve now.

-You know what, Devin?

-What?

-f*ck you, man.

-Really?

-Yeah, f*ck you.

-Really?

-You m*therf*cker.

-[arguing indistinctly]

I don't know what

you're f*cking doing.

Stop.

I need to tell

you guys something.

Okay. Listen.

There's a g*n on the rooftop.

Cliff's keys are in his pocket.

Somehow we have to get to them.

-What the f*ck?

-Then we can get out of here.

We can ambush them.

Next time they come in,

there's four of us.

There's two of them.

-Yeah, but they have g*ns.

-Yeah, but we have

to element a surprise.

We can break one of the cameras.

Right, the one

facing the hallway door.

They'll come in to investigate.

-Then we strike.

-Don't you think they'll see us?

We're gonna break all

the furniture,

throw it, misplace it.

They won't

realize what we're doing.

Pretend to throw

a temper tantrum, okay?

Like this.

Like this.

m*therf*ckers.

[grunting]

[yelling]

Break all your plants,

m*therf*ckers!

[grunting]

[groaning]

Suck my d*ck!

-f*ck!

-[smashing]

Push the couch

against the bookshelves.

Come on, come on.

[men] One, two, three.

Make sure it's stable.

Make sure it's steady.

Aubrey, you're the lightest,

get up.

Get that sh*t.

Okay. There you go.

Rip that sh*t off.

Okay, come down. Come down.

-Let's go, let's go, let's go.

-Grab weapons.

Okay, okay.

Okay, come on.

[rock music playing]

I told him this was a dead end.

But does he listen?

-Never.

-Live a little?

Thankfully

you all were home.

There's nothing for miles.

Well, you know, if you just take

that down and go left,

you should get back

on the main highway.

Wow, this place is beautiful.

-It's a canola.

-No way, it must cost a fortune.

-Is it for sale?

-No, it's not.

Everybody has a price.

-Help!

-[all yelling]

[muffled yelling]

Oh, my God,

do they need our help?

-My God, Martha!

-[squelching]

[gasping]

-[thuds]

-Tourists.

We'll burn 'em later.

[beeping]

One of the feeds are down.

What are they doing?

Wait.

Shh.

[whispering] Okay...

[shushing]

[suspenseful music playing]

Oh, guys.

I see what you're doing.

And I totally understand

how frustrated you must feel.

But please be patient.

There is no escaping here.

Okay?

Wow! You've all been very busy.

I can't say as I'm a fan

of the redecoration,

but maybe it'll grow on me.

Welcome to the sixth gateway.

The truth gateway.

Located in the third eye.

In order to achieve

transcendence,

you must see the truth

in all things,

beginning with

the truth within you.

Arthur.

This is between you and me.

Leave the others alone.

I'll sign

the company back over to you.

That's what

you really want, right?

What I want is so much

more than the company.

I really do

understand how you feel.

I stole the company

from you, basically.

Right? We cut you out.

And you lost everything.

I even heard

your wife left you, Arthur.

I ruined your life.

So please, allow me to correct

this situation

and give you back the company.

You didn't ruin my life.

You freed me.

And I want the same for you

all.

Arthur, three people are dead.

Four, actually.

Deborah passed away at

1:02 p.m. this afternoon.

Cause of death,

accidental strangulation.

But none of those

deaths were in vain.

And I don't want

anybody else to die.

This is about

spiritual enlightenment.

I love you all.

You don't love us.

You're torturing us to death,

you psychopathic freak.

Psychopath? [laughs]

Maybe.

Freak?

Perhaps.

Am I doing what is right?

Yes, I am.

People said I was crazy when

I foresaw the internet

as a place

for peer-to-peer payments.

And when

I built unmanned drones.

And don't get me started on

the development of blockchain.

Tomorrow's leaders

were crazy yesterday.

And I am guided

by divine spirits.

Wait, but if you're so

spiritually enlightened

then why are you taking out

your anger by torturing us?

I'm not torturing you.

Yes, you are.

And you're as angry as it gets.

I'm not f*cking angry!

Oh my God. Look.

Guys, look.

Look how angry Arthur is.

You're angry.

-How dare you!

-You know what I think?

I think you should go

on this gateway with us.

I don't think you've accepted

the truth about yourself yet.

You're right.

I am angry.

Thank you, Ginger, for

allowing me to see the truth.

And I will join you in this

sixth gateway

to show that I believe

in this process.

I am not a hypocrite.

Jesus Christ.

-He's coming here right now?

-It's the only way

we have to get out of here.

You just let

them lion into the den.

You can't k*ll

someone who isn't here.

[Amber] You don't need

to do this, Arthur.

They're goading you.

I haven't finished

my spiritual training.

I haven't yet

reached transcendence.

But what if they hurt you?

See you soon.

[beeps]

[energetic classical music

playing]

-He's coming.

-I think it's kind of exciting.

The final

two gateways are upon us.

I'm so excited.

I won't let you down, I promise.

I think he's here.

He's here.

Shh.

[groans]

[music continues]

[music stops]

Welcome to the sixth

and penultimate gateway,

the third eye.

In order to see truly,

we must first unsee

what has bound us.

The eyes.

The deceivers.

We must shed them,

liberate them,

so that the third eye

can awaken fully.

Only then can we truly see.

Only then can we let

the third eye emerge

and bathe in the infinite.

Line up.

Line up now.

Each of us will self-perform

a traumatic enucleation.

What is that, you wonder?

I'm glad you asked.

It is the forcible removal or

loss of the eye

due to an injury or trauma.

And that is why

I have this spoon.

We will use this spoon

to gouge our left eyes.

I will go first.

If I should fail to succeed

in removing the globe

or detaching it from the socket,

you must sh**t me in the head.

Are you sure?

[Arthur] Yes, I'm sure.

How dare you question me?

-You're right.

I'm so sorry.

-Amber...

I will go now.

[exhales]

[tense music playing]

[squelching]

Oh!

[screams]

[whimpering]

Ow! I will truly see

for the first time.

I will truly see

for the first time.

Oh! Oh!

Ow!

I feel it. I feel it opening.

Release me, divine being.

And give me the third eye vision

that I fought for

my entire life.

Ooh.

-[screams]

-[snaps]

I can see it now.

Oh!

I can see the promised land!

Oh!

I can describe it.

I can see it very well.

A mountain the size of

Mount Everest

made up of naked virgins.

They're lying on

top of each other.

[moaning]

Everyone will be liberated.

[groaning]

Oh!

Lola. Take my eyeball.

Okay, thank you.

Oh!

Oh.

It's wonderful.

Oh!

Oh!

[sighs]

If thine eye offend thee,

pluck it out

and cast it from thee.

Who wants to join

me in the promised land?

I said,

who wants to join me

in the promised land?

You disgusting, despicable,

pampered little shitheads.

I'll choose who goes next.

Should it be Devin,

my backstabbing former

second-in-command?

Or Carl,

the rough kid

turned an accountant?

Or poor, poor Aubrey,

the genius

chief operating officer

with a heart of gold

and a vag*na of cowardice?

Or the mysterious Ginger,

who f*cked her way

into my company

and thinks she's a f*cking hero?

I'll tell you who the f*cking

hero is, Ginger.

It's the honorable,

the great, the holy,

the mastermind

that is Arthur Scott.

I choose Carl.

I'm not doing this sh*t.

Take that spoon and

do what needs to be done.

Godspeed.

I can't.

Ah.

Okay.

I'll give you one minute.

-[squelching]

-Ah!

[grunting]

Ah!

[groaning]

Ah!

My vision is blurry!

All you gotta do

is pull it out, Carl.

I can't.

You have 30 seconds.

Pull it out and be free.

I can't.

Somebody else has to do it.

You have to do this.

You've got 20 seconds.

This is... Ah!

[screams]

[whimpering] This is so f*cked.

Ten seconds, Carl.

Five. Four. Three. Two.

-[grunts]

-Yay!

Well done!

Everybody applaud!

Clap enthusiastically!

God damn it!

Well done! Well done.

Man, I'm f*cking good.

Devin, my boy.

You're next.

That's right.

Step into the center.

You ready?

You're sick. You need help.

If thy eye offends thee,

pluck it out

and cast it from thee.

Stop quoting the f*cking Bible.

You've got 30 seconds.

What?

You gave Carl 60.

But you're resisting

the spiritual enlightenment.

Time starts now.

Uh...

[groans]

Ah!

Ah!

[screams]

Ugh!

[screaming]

[yelling]

15 seconds.

I can't get it out!

-[screaming]

-10 seconds.

-Five. Four. Three. Two.

-[screaming]

Ah!

Congratulations, Devin!

I'm proud of you.

Ah.

Ah. Uh-huh.

Oh. Oh.

Aubrey.

You're up.

Come on. Step into

the center of the room.

Don't be a party pooper.

Lola. Amber.

Are you gonna be okay?

Aubrey, you have 20

seconds, starting now.

15 seconds.

I can't. I can't.

I can't.

-I can't...

-Ten seconds.

You babbling fool.

Please. Please. My hand.

It's shaking too much.

-I can't.

-Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

[clattering]

Zero.

Please just give

me another chance.

-Please. Please.

-Poor Aubrey.

[sobbing]

No, no. Please. Please.

-Don't. Don't.

-Amber, please.

No, no, no. Please.

Please. I can do it.

Don't. Please.

[yelps]

Ginger.

You know what to do.

You've got ten seconds.

Sounds good to me.

[squelching]

[screaming]

[sobbing]

Ah!

[Arthur] Wow.

Can you see the promised land?

Absolutely.

Describe it to me.

Naked virgins.

The hundreds of thousands

piled up on one another

the size of Mount Everest.

Very good.

Very good.

Here, Lola, keep them separate.

All right. Very good.

Now on to the seventh

and final gateway, the crown.

This is the antenna where

we receive divine guidance from

the Eternal One.

In order to keep

our antenna open,

we have to do this.

May I have the box, please?

Would you, uh, want to

guess what's inside the box?

How are we supposed to know?

Huh.

Ah.

I know that this was passed

around the company before

I was ousted.

It was extremely hurtful.

Uh, I felt betrayed,

embarrassed,

castrated.

The seventh and final gateway

will unite each of us in

transcendence.

Okay.

I know that you guys stuck a lot

of pins in my voodoo doll,

so that's what

we're going to do.

Each of us is going to stick

seven needles into ourselves.

One in each thigh,

one in the gut, one in each

shoulder, and one in each ear.

And the needle must go deep

enough to cover the white part.

And Lola, Amber,

sh**t us if we don't finish.

If we do this,

do we reach transcendence?

Yes.

And we could go home?

Yes, you can leave.

Could I survive this?

The choice is yours.

God damn it!

What is this proving, Arthur?

The proof is in the pudding.

[Carl screaming]

[grunting] f*ck!

It needs to be deeper.

Arthur, I don't know where

you found that voodoo doll,

but it's a silly joke.

It's not serious.

It wasn't serious.

It was serious.

It was the greatest thing

that ever happened to me.

Because it made me realize

why I am on the planet.

To liberate and be liberated.

Speaking of which,

Carl, the shoulders?

I can't.

I can't.

No.

[grunting]

[panting]

[groaning]

Deeper.

[screaming]

Oh, Carl, you're almost there.

Just two more needles.

One in each ear,

and then you're out of here.

-[Devin] It's going to k*ll him.

-Oh, who cares how

he achieves transcendence,

as long as he does.

He's doing so well.

[screaming]

I can't hear!

You did it!

Carl is the first of us

to reach transcendence.

He didn't reach anything.

He's dead, Arthur.

I have given Carl

the gift of enlightenment.

And now, Devin, I'm going

to give you the same gift.

-I'm not doing it.

-Oh, you've come this far.

Don't disappoint.

I'd rather die quickly

than t*rture myself to death.

Are you certain?

Yeah.

You're absolutely

positive, 100 percent?

You don't want

to be enlightened?

I'm completely

100 percent positive.

Well, I'm sorry

to hear that, Devin.

-Do what you must.

-Wait, wait, wait. Wait.

I want to say one thing.

Too bad.

[sighs]

Ginger!

Get any closer and I'll

sh**t your f*cking brains out.

I just want to talk.

Can I?

You may approach me.

I want to hold

the voodoo doll before I go.

Thank you. Um...

I have a confession to make.

I'm the one

who made this voodoo doll.

Cliff brought it to work,

but it was my idea.

I'm the creator.

Why would you do that to me?

It was wrong.

I was wrong. We were all wrong.

You should have never been

ousted from the company

that you built.

You would have led

the company brilliantly.

You're a genius.

They all should

have listened to you.

You were right all along.

I feel your pain.

And I'm very, very sorry.

You are the greatest CEO

in the history of mankind.

Now, before

I reach transcendence,

I'm feeling the presence

of the Eternal One.

In my repentance, I must pray

at the highest level possible.

How do you want to do that?

I want to go to the rooftop.

I must go to the rooftop

before I go through

the seventh gateway.

I like that.

Let's all go to the roof!

Let's kneel and pray.

Arthur, can I pray with you?

Okay, let's kneel.

Ahem.

Divine Being,

you who pile hundreds

and thousands of virgins

on a mountain

the size of Mount Everest,

deliver us to the eternal realm.

May we have sex with every

virgin in this mountain,

blonde, brunette,

tall, short, slender, big-boned.

May they be holy and

a blessing to humanity.

May they be open

to all kinds of sex,

vaginal, a**l...

Oral?

Oral, um,

spiritual, transcendental.

May there be

plenty of lube available.

May they only have

one eye to see upon.

Then the ending of the world

will come

and we shall all have

sex in space.

Oh!

sh**t and I blow his brains out.

Don't move.

I thought we were

going on this journey together.

Any journey we're

going on is to hell.

Oh, that's a shame.

I saw such promise in you.

[Ginger screams]

[continues firing]

sh*t, I'm out of a*mo.

Where is she?

f*ck.

[suspenseful music playing]

Arthur said the physical world

is just a threshold to

something bigger.

He's free now.

He's been rewarded.

-And so will we.

-Yeah.

[chains rattling softly]

[screams]

Oh...

[keys jangling]

[door opening]

[g*n fire]

f*ck.

[g*n clicking]

-f*ck me.

-Looks like

you're out of b*ll*ts.

-Yeah, no sh*t.

-Arthur's vision

doesn't end here.

You helped him ascend.

Now I'm going to help you too.

-[banging]

-Oh, sh*t!

[grunting]

Arthur's truth lives on.

[panting]

[g*nsh*t]

[blood spurting]

This is the worst corporate

retreat I've ever been on.

[engine starts]

[moody pop song playing]

You're just too good

to be true

Can't take my eyes

off of you

You'd be like

Heaven to touch

I wanna hold you so much

At long last

love has arrived

And I thank God I'm alive

You're just too good

to be true

Can't take my

eyes off of you

Pardon the way that I stare

There's nothin' else

to compare

The sight of you

leaves me weak

There are no

words left to speak

But if you feel like I feel

Please let

me know that it's real

You're just too good to be

true

Can't take my eyes off

of you

I love you, baby

And if it's quite alright

I need you, baby

To warm the lonely night

I love you, baby

Trust in me when I say

Oh, pretty baby

Don't bring me down, I pray

Oh, pretty baby

Now that I've found you stay



And let me love you, baby

Let me love you

You're just too good

to be true

Can't take my eyes

off of you

You'd be like

Heaven to touch

I wanna hold you so much

At long last

love has arrived

And I thank God I'm alive

You're just too good

to be true

Can't take my

eyes off of you

I love you, baby

And if it's quite alright

I need you, baby

To warm the lonely night

I love you, baby

Trust in me when I say

Oh, pretty baby

Don't bring me down, I pray

Oh, pretty baby

Now that I've found you stay



And let me love you, baby

Let me love you

[tense music playing]