Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Runway Show (2026)

[bunniefuu]

[cheering and applause]

["All Eyes On This"

by ittibitti playing]

The news is out

Everyone gather 'round

Bring in a crowd

Show what it's all about

I think it's time for a parade

The party's here for us today

Let's count it down and celebrate



Whoa, looking so good,

now you're seeing stars

Got you so hooked,

but it's just a start

Watch and see what

I'm 'bout to do next

All eyes on this



Oh, I can't get enough of this



Oh, that's a one hit, yeah, that's it



Don't wanna miss this

Don't wanna miss this

All eyes on this

Ooh, la la la la, la la la la

Ooh, la la la la

All eyes on this

Stop the staring, can't compare, yeah

Confidence, oh,

that's what I'm wearing

Make an entrance, hear 'em sayin'

Who, what, how, where, when?

Whoa, lookin' so good,

now you're seeing stars

Got you so hooked,

but it's just a start

Watch and see

what I'm 'bout to do next

All eyes on this



Oh, I can't get enough of this



Oh, that's a one hit, yeah, that's it



Don't wanna miss this

Don't wanna miss this

All eyes on this

All eyes on this

Ooh, la la la la, la la la la

Ooh, la la la la

All eyes on this

Ooh, la la la la, la la la la

Ooh, la la la la

All eyes on this

[cheering and applause]

What's up, Miami?

Welcome to the biggest party of the year.

I am Val Chmerkovskiy

and as the only guy here tonight,

I just want to say one thing...

-Thank you.

-[laughter]

It is my absolute honor

to introduce the women

who embody confidence, beauty, strength,

and just pure star power.

So, Miami, make some noise

and help me welcome

the women of the Sports Illustrated

Swimsuit Runway Show.

[cheering and applause]

Whoo!

[backstage chatter]

Hey, let's do this thing!

-[whooping]

-Let's do this!

["Midnight Sun" by Zara Larsson playing]

No nightmares

Where you can still see the light

Can't find me

I'm not in the city tonight

I like your playlist, boy

Turn it up a little louder

Road's empty,

so you drive a little faster

Ain't taken nothing tonight,

but I'm feeling so high

Show my tan lines, low-rise

Rooftop down

It's golden hour all the time

It's the midnight sun-kissed skin

under the red sky

Layin' on your chest like this

Hold me like the pebbles in your hand,

initials in the sand, yeah

Summer isn't over yet

Skinny-dipping with your heart out,

it's my favorite part now

We ain't gotta tell no one

A never-ending midnight sun...

[cheering and applause]

A never-ending midnight sun



[crowd cheering]

Connected, I'm so in touch with it all

Feel protected

by the moon and the stars

I'm walking barefoot,

feel the grass in between my toes

Bombshell wind in my hair,

baby, let it blow, yeah

It's been a while since

I cried over something so nice

Show my tan lines, low-rise

Rooftop down

We're nervous, we're excited.

-I might fall, but you know?

-Very nervous!



It's the midnight sun-kissed skin

under the red sky

Layin' on your chest like this

Hold me like the pebbles in your hand,

initials in the sand, yeah

Summer isn't over yet

Skinny-dipping with your heart out,

it's my favorite part now

We ain't gotta tell no one

A never-ending midnight sun...

A never-ending midnight sun...

A never-ending midnight sun

A never-ending midnight sun



[cheering and applause]

Now that's how you kick off a show!

Give it up for all of these amazing women.

[cheering and applause]

But this night is about

to get even hotter.

Can you believe it?

Because performing her brand new single,

make some noise for the one,

the only, Lizzo!

[cheering and applause]

Miami!

How we feelin' tonight?

It's the HBIC.

-[voice] Wait, what you call me?

-Miss Lizzo.

["b*tch" by Lizzo playing]

She's a b*tch

If you a bad b*tch, make some noise.

-[cheering and applause]

-She's a b*tch

If you 100% that b*tch, make some noise!

-[cheering and applause]

-She's a b*tch

I do my thing, I do my, I do my,

I do my thing

' Cause I do my thing,

I do my, I do my, I do my thing

I've been up since 6 a.m.,

working my A to Z

Don't got energy to fake it, sh*t,

sometimes, I need to sleep

I heard what you said,

g*dd*mn, I let it get to me

You want me to be everything

except a human being

Well, I'm a b*tch, I'm a lover,

I'm a child, I'm a mother

I'm a sinner, I'm a saint

I do not feel ashamed

I'm a mess, I'm a queen

And everything between

You know you wouldn't

want it any other way

She's a b*tch

You doing your thing, Miami?

[cheering]

Oh, I don't feel you.

Are you doing your thing?!

-[cheering louder]

-She's a b*tch

Uh, you mean, boss?

You been through what I been through,

you know the cost

If I lost some followers,

it ain't a loss

I ain't lost sleep

since I slept in my car

She's a b*tch

That part, gotta be me,

I ain't playin' no part

Am who I am

'cause I speak from the heart

Baby, don't play yourself

I'm a b*tch, I'm a lover,

I'm a child, I'm a mother

I'm a sinner, I'm a saint

I do not feel ashamed

I'm a mess, I'm a queen

And everything between

You know you wouldn't

want it any other way

Whoo!

-She's a b*tch

-I do my thing

I know you know this song.

I want you all to help me sing it.

I do my thing, I do my, I do my,

I do my thing

Wait. What you call me?

If you call me bad things

I'm gon' be bad, baby

Get to know me, you'll see

There ain't no b*tch like me

[vocalizing]

I'm a b*tch, h*.

I do not feel ashamed

I'm a mess, I'm a queen

And everything between

You know you wouldn't want it

any other way

That's what you is,

that's what you are

Yeah, you a star, hey

That's what you is,

that's what you are

Yeah, you a star, yeah

[cheering and applause]

I'm nervous! Okay.

It's happening. Here we go.



[water gurgling]

["Where is My Husband!" by Raye playing]

Why is this beautiful man

waiting for me to get old?

Why he already testing my patience?

I only fear he taking time

with other women that ain't me

While I've been reviewing applications

Wait 'til I get my hands on him,

I'ma tell him off too

For how long he kept me

waiting, anticipating

Praying to the Lord to give him

to my loving arms

And despite my frustrations

He must need me completely

How my heart yearns for him

Is he far away, is he okay?

This man is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh

Uh, help me, help me, help me, Lord,

I need you to tell me

Baby, where the hell is my husband?

What is taking him so long to find me?

Oh, baby, where the hell is my lover?

Getting down with another?

Tell him if you see him,

baby, if you see him

Tell him he should holler

T-t-t-tell him I'm mm,

tell him I'm mm with the mm-mm-mm

Tell him I'm kind, tell him I'm 5'5"

Tell him I got brown eyes

and a growing fear

That if he doesn't find me now,

I'm gonna die alone, so can he

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

hurry up here, sir?

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh-huh,

uh-huh, uh-huh, huh

I want it, want it,

want it, want it, want it

I would like a ring,

I would like a ring

I would like a diamond ring

on my wedding finger

I would like a big and shiny diamond

That I could wave around

and talk and talk about it

And when the day is here,

forgive me, God

That I could ever doubt it

Until death, I do, I do, I do

Is he about it, 'bout it, 'bout it?

This man is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh

Uh, help me, help me, help me, Lord

I need you to tell me, baby

Where the hell is my husband?

What is taking him so long to find me?

Oh, baby, where the hell is my lover?

Getting down with another?

Tell him that my grandma said it,

tell him grandma said it

[voice] Your husband is coming.



I would like a ring,

I would like a ring

I would like a diamond ring

on my wedding finger

I would like a big and shiny

Diamond, diamond,

diamond, diamond, diamond



["I Just Might" by Bruno Mars playing]

[cheering and applause]

You stepped inside with a vibe

I ain't never seen

Yes, you did, ooh

So, girl, if you talk like you walk,

come and talk to me

[crowd cheering]

But look here

It would break my heart,

break my heart, break my heart

If I find out you can't move

You better show me now...

Little nipple!

'Cause when I take you

to the floor, ooh

You gotta get down,

you know what to do

Hey, Mr. DJ

Oh-oh-oh

Play a song

for this pretty little lady

Oh-oh-oh

'Cause if she dance

as good as she look right now

Oh-oh-oh

I just might,

I just might make her my baby

I just might make her my baby, hey

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo

This the part where you break it

all the way down-down-down-down

This the part where I turn you all

the way around, 'round, 'round, 'round

Put some spirit in it,

put your heart into it

That's all I need

And if I like what I see,

you're coming home with me

-Hey, Mr. DJ

-Oh-oh-oh

Play a song

for this pretty little lady

Oh-oh-oh...

It's so freaking good!

Oh-oh-oh

I just might,

I just might make her my baby

I just might make her my baby

Hey, Mr. DJ

I feel so good! That was crazy.

Ah!

'Cause if she dance as good

as she look right now

Oh-oh-oh

I just might,

I just might make her my baby

I just might make her my baby

Hey

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo

I just might

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo

I just might

["Ain't No Other Man"

by Christina Aguilera playing]

I could feel it from the start

Couldn't stand to be apart

Somethin' 'bout you caught my eye

Somethin' moved me deep inside, yeah

I don't know what you did,

boy, but you had it

And I've been hooked ever since

I told my mother, my brother

My sister and my friends

Told the others, my lovers,

both past and present tense

That every time I see you,

everything starts making sense

Ain't no other man

can stand up next to you

Ain't no other man

on the planet does what you do

You're the kinda guy

a girl finds in a blue moon

You got soul, you got class

You got style, you're badass

Ain't no other man, it's true

Ain't no other man but you



Ain't no other,

ain't, ain't no other, other

Ain't no other, ain't,

ain't no other lover

Ain't no other

I need no other

Ain't no other man but you, oh

You are there when I'm a mess

You talked me down from every ledge

Give me strength, boy, you're the best

You're the only one

who's ever passed every test

[vocalizing]

Ain't no other man

can stand up next to you...

I love it, I love it, I love it.

It's old Hollywood vibes.

And the nerves are high.



Oh, my God.



-[sister 1] I need this whole look.

-[sister 2] It looks so good.

-[sister 1] This is insane.

-[sister 3] Quite jealous, honestly.

Wow. I need everything

that you're wearing.

[sister 1] Where did she get those shoes?

And the swimsuit?

Ladies, patience.

Look at this.

-You're kidding.

-Yeah. I'm finding it.

[sister 2] [gasps] I need that.

[gasping]

Oh, my God, I need that.

Wait. This is major.

-[sister 3] I know.

-Oh, my God.

Wow. Wait, it just finds

the look like that?

-[sister 3] Every detail.

-[sister 1] How is that even possible?

Oh, my God. Send me that link right now.

You can copy the whole look.

-[sister 1] It's so hot.

-[sister 3] No way.

Did y'all use Circle to Search

to find my fit?

Y'all are obsessed.

-So hot.

-Wow.

[motorcycle engine revving]

["Are You Gonna Go My Way"

by Lenny Kravitz playing]

That's my cue. Are you ready for me?



[crowd cheering]



I was born long ago

I am the chosen, I'm the one

I have come to save the day

And I won't leave until I'm done

Whoo!

So, that's why you've got to try

You got to breathe and have some fun

Though I'm not paid, I play this game

And I won't stop until I'm done

But what I really want to know is

Are you gonna go my way?

And I got to, got to know







Felt f*cking fantastic. It felt so good!



Are you gonna go my way?

["S&M" by Rihanna playing]

Na-na-na, come on

Come on, come on

Na-na-na-na, come on



Na-na-na, come on

Na-na-na-na, come on

Na-na-na, come on, come on, come on

Na-na-na-na

-Feels so good being bad

-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

-There's no way I'm turning back

-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Now the pain is my pleasure

'Cause nothing could measure

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

-Love is great, love is fine

-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

-Out the box, outta line

-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

The affliction of the feeling

leaves me wanting more

I did it! My first runway show ever, solo.

Amazing. I mean, this is so fun.

Sex in the air, I don't care,

I love the smell of it

Sticks and stones may break my bones

But chains and whips excite me

[screaming] Good!

'Cause I may be bad,

but I'm perfectly good at it

Sex in the air,

I don't care, I love the smell of it

Sticks and stones may break my bones

But chains and whips excite me

Na-na-na, come on, come on, come on

I like it, like it,

come on, come on, come on

I like it, like it,

come on, come on, come on

I like it, like it,

come on, come on, come on

I like it, like it

Woo, amazing!

It's the best day of my life.

-Out the box, outta line

-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

The affliction of the feeling

leaves me wanting more

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

'Cause I may be bad,

but I'm perfectly good at it

Sex in the air,

I don't care, I love the smell of it

Sticks and stones may break my bones

But chains and whips excite me

Na-na-na, come on, come on, come on

I like it, like it, come on,

come on, come on

I like it, like it,

come on, come on, come on

Yeah! No, that felt good.

S, S, S and M, M, M

S, S, S and M, M, M

S, S, S and M, M, M

["Black Betty" by Ram Jam playing]



Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam

Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam

Black Betty had a child,

bam-ba-lam

The damn thing gone wild,

bam-ba-lam

She said, "I'm worryin' outta mind,"

bam-ba-lam

The damn thing gone blind,

bam-ba-lam

I said, oh, Black Betty,

bam-ba-lam

Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam





[cheering and applause]

[song ends]

Overstay my welcome.

My nickname is TBE, "'til the bitter end."

Irish goodbye. I'm known for that here.

Irish goodbye every time. See you later.

Irish goodbye, obviously.

I'm Latin, so Bad Bunny is

the only right answer we do here.

That's hard. But Bad Bunny makes me shake,

shake my butt more.

Ooh, Bad Bunny, honey.

Sorry, but I'm going with Drake

right now because his albums?

I can't get enough of.

Hard launch.

We'll go hard launch, why not?

Rip the Band-Aid off.

Oh, I'm currently soft launching.

I make these chicken nuggets

that are so delicious.

Better than any chicken nuggets

I've ever had,

besides L.A. Unified School District

chicken nuggets.

Those were the b*mb back in the 1900s.

Oh, my God, chicken nugget platter.

I don't do a lot of caviar.

It's a little fancy.

Oh, chicken nugget platter.

That's my go-to after the show.

Ooh, that's tough. Caviar bump.

I would say Tiffany Haddish

chicken nuggets.

They're moist.

[cheering and applause]

["I Touch Myself" by Divinyls playing]

I love myself, I want you to love me

When I feel down, I want you above me

I search myself, I want you to find me

I forget myself,

I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else

When I think about you, I touch myself

Oh, I don't want anybody else

When I think about you, I touch myself

Oh, I don't want anybody else

When I think about you, I touch myself

Oh, I don't want anybody else

Oh no, oh no, oh no

Ooh yeah, I touch myself

Ooh yeah, I touch myself

[cheering and applause]

Well done, girls. That was amazing!

I actually still can't believe

that I'm going to be joining

these very sexy, talented women

on the next season of

Dancing with the Stars.

I am so incredibly excited.

[cheering and applause]

Jenna, you taught me

a few things last night.

-How do you think I did?

-I would give it a 10.

Ah! No, no pressure, guys. [laughing]

No pressure.

For sure, I'm going to be practicing

my Hawaiian Tropic moves all summer.

Well done, girlies. I love you all.

[cheering and applause]

You guys are hot. We are hot.

We run this,

and we're here for and the girls.

["Boss b*tch" by Doja Cat playing]

I ain't tryna

I ain't tryna

I ain't tryna

Yeah, ain't tryna be cool like you

Wobblin' around

in your high heel shoes

I'm clumsy,

made friends with the floor

Two for one, you know a b*tch buy four

And two left feet,

you know I always drop

First thing a girl did was a bop

I'm the whole damn cake

and the cherry on top

Shook up the bottle,

made a good girl pop

You ain't even here to party

Ken in the club, tryna pipe a Barbie

I don't wanna go, go, go with the flow

Second look, best look.

And there's more to come.

I hope you're ready for this chocolate.

Yeah.

Big up yourself

'cause you know they don't

I chew, chew, chew

'cause they hope I choke

I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

Said, b*tch, I'm the after,

you been the before

I been the stallion,

you been the seahorse

Don't need a report,

don't need a press run

All of my bad pics

been all my best ones

I wear the hat and I wear the pants

I am advanced, so I get advance

And I do my dance and cancel the plans

Said, boo, don't be mad

'cause you had the chance, drop

Said, I took it and I ran for it

I won it, then I stand on it

Money on the floor when we dance on it

Shine bright, let them put a tan on it

Said, I took it and I ran for it

I won it, then I stand on it

Money on the floor when we dance on it

Shine bright, let them put a tan on it

I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss



[crowd cheering]



I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

I'm a b*tch, I'm a boss

I'm a b*tch and a boss,

I'ma shine like gloss

["Made You Look" by ittibitti playing]

Stand in the limelight,

dance on a high wire

You better get your shades

Too much to mention,

all of the attention

Nah, nah, for goodness sake

Seeing it with your own eyes

Got ya turning your head like

Take it in for the first time

I, I, I made you look



Made you look

Okay

Fresh as it gets,

take a bite outta this

And you'll never forget the taste

Can't get enough or bottle it up

Oh, you're not gonna recreate this

Seeing it with your own eyes

Got ya turning your head like

Amazing. We had the best time.

Doing it with your sisters is... the best!



Ain't seen nothing, ain't seen nothing

Ain't seen nothing like this

-[cheering]

-It felt good, it felt good!

I strutted so much harder than rehearsals.

Good girl! You did it.

Ain't seen nothing like this

Got that something, got that something

That you can't resist, yeah



Made you look



Yeah, I made you look

Yeah, okay

Ain't seen nothing, ain't seen nothing

Ain't seen nothing like this

Got that something, got that something

That you can't resist

Ain't seen nothing, ain't seen nothing

Look at me.

[laughing]

That was so good!

That you can't resist

Made you look

["work" by no na playing]

Get into it

-Uh, uh

-Work

Back up, bet ya head's blown

Sun tan by the sand, nothing much on

Island with the skin tone

All the back, get it back,

gotta put in that

It's that top-notch, nonstop,

make it hot, backdrop

Keep 'em guessing,

big flex, break a neck

Cut a check, go invest, that's a given

Grab your waist trainers,

hit the treadmill

Do Pilates, how ya legs feel?

Take a group hike,

do them squat squats

Girl, it's go time, go and put in that

Pump it up, girl, put in that work

Pump it up, girl, put in that work

Pump it up, sis, put in that work

Put in that work, put in that work

Pump it up, girl, put in that work

Pump it up, friend, put in that work

Pump it up, sis, put in that work

Put in that work, put in that work

Put in that, put in that,

put in that work

Put in that,

put in that, put in that work

Put in that, put in that,

put in that work

Put in that work, put in that work

sh*t looks so good,

make the world turn, yuh

I'm into that

Hot and rich, could be my twin, I bet

You're into that

Shopping spree, I call that a workout

Lamborghini, how I crash out

-Skirt! Shirt!

-So mini, so teeny

Hot and sweaty, watermelon martini



But let me tell you, I never thought

I'd wear this small of a bikini

while pregnant,

but here I am doing it.



Did you catch that glow?

Now I'm runway ready.

Miami, are you having fun tonight?

Let's make some noise.

[cheering and applause]

She brought the energy

earlier in the show,

and tonight, she's ready

to shut it all down.

Welcome back to the stage our girl, Lizzo.

["Sexy Ladies" by Lizzo playing]

Sexy ladies

[crowd cheering]

Sexy ladies

Where my sexy ladies at?

To my bad b*tches,

they could never make me hate ya

They salty fast when

you shakin' a*s like a shaker

We make 'em sick,

but we really is the echinacea

And you the sh*t, girl,

don't let nobody try and change ya

I love when real b*tches win,

it do somethin' to me

I be like, "Twin, how you been?"

You a sister to me

All pink when we link

like the Barbie movie

Except you know we ghetto

so we probably be on Tubi

'Bout time with my favorite b*tches

from the south side

That's enough tequila,

giving high fives

It's okay to block 'em

when you're outside

Where's my?

Sexy ladies

Where my sexy ladies at?

[crowd cheering]

Sexy lady

Give me all the power

Cliqued up, you can call me

when you alone or

When you going through the bullshit,

I'ma hold ya

Girls' night, put your hair up

in some rollers

Tea time, talkin' sh*t,

girl, what he told you?

Stop, put that mess aside,

he gon' spend that

Why would that ever cry,

baby b*tch, I been there

My Venus and Gemini,

queen of being bothered

Oh, how I sleep at night in my Yitty

'Bout time with my favorite b*tches

from the South Side

That's enough tequila,

giving high fives

It's okay to block 'em

when you're outside

Where's my sexy ladies?

Sexy ladies

Sexy ladies

Give me all the power

Big girls, slim girls

[cheering and applause]

This for all my girls

Big girls, slim girls

If you're sexy and you know it,

baby, go ahead and show it, baby

This for all my girls

Big girls, slim girls

If you're sexy and you know it,

baby, go ahead and show it, baby

This for all my girls!

The big girls, the slim girls

The BBLs, and the naturals

Sexy lady

Give me all the power

Sexy lady

Give me all the power,

they can roll with it

Roll with it

[cheering and applause]

Thank you, Miami.

It's been so great

being here with you tonight.

Now give it up one more time

for all the sexy ladies!

[cheering and applause]

It's the finale. Let's go.

["Freedom! '90"

by George Michael playing]

I won't let you down

I will not give you up

Gotta have some faith in the sound

It's the one good thing that I've got

Finale!

'Cause I would really,

really love to stick around

Heaven knows I was just a young boy

Didn't know what I wanted to be

Didn't know what I wanted to be

I was every little hungry

schoolgirl's pride and joy

And I guess it was enough for me

Said, I guess it was enough for me

To win the race, a prettier face

Brand new clothes and a big fat place

We are having a time.

I can't believe Lizzo just performed.

-This is gonna be insane.

-It's insane.



Well, it looks like the road to Heaven

But it feels like the road to Hell

When I knew which side

my bread was buttered

I took the knife as well

Posing for another picture

Everybody's got to sell

But when you shake your a*s,

they notice fast

Some mistakes were built to last

That's what you get,

that's what you get

That's what you get,

I said, that's what you get

Wow!

What a night, y'all.

Hot girl summer has officially begun.

But the fun doesn't stop here.

You can catch

Dancing with the Stars: The Next Pro

premiering July 13 on ABC,

next day on Hulu.

And Love Thy Nader this winter.

Until next year. Whoo!

And make them true somehow

All we have to see

Is that I don't belong to you

And you don't belong to me

Yeah, yeah, freedom

Oh, freedom

My freedom

You got to give what you take

Freedom

Hold on to my freedom

My freedom

You got to give what you take

I've done this for nine years.

Best one ever. We're out.

-We see you next year.

-Yes. We're out. We see you.



Whoo!

-We did it, whoo!

-Whoo!

[cheering]



What a night!

'Cause you know, I'm a, I'm a

Sports Illustrated model, too. Period.

Who's the fairest of them all?

Who's the hottest? Vote down below.

I mean, how can I complain?

I'm the luckiest man on the planet.

I'm so excited that women like us

exist in this timeline

and that we are here celebrating!

Go, sports!

Yes! To us, darlings!

You know, they say never trust a woman

in animal print 'cause she's on the hunt.

[screeching]

Cheers, b*tch.

[both] It went by like that.

Everyone's in a great mood.

There were some tequila shots.

And we're here to have fun

and make everyone feel great

about themselves.

And, dare I say, mission accomplished.

[speaker] Alright, here we go.

One, two, and let's do it!

[all] Sports Illustrated!

[cheering]