01x07 - The Great Shark Switch

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Hi, there! I'm Jabberjaw.

Woo-woo-woo!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

* They call him
Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber *

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

Woo-woo-woo!

The most futuristic shark
you ever saw. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

I can walk and talk
and look, I'm even breathin'.

* He's so sharp
the things he does are *

Unbelievin'!

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

I'm the latest greatest
shark you ever saw.

Woo-woo-woo!

* When his friends
get in a jam *

Why, they just
call on this big ham.

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

* He's the finniest funniest
shark you ever saw *

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw **

I don't get no respect!

Jabberjaw!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

We have contact,
Commander Shark.

Ambassador Xaquelina.

Soon the ambassador
will be in our hands.

Then we will capture
all the other nation's leaders

and rule the whole
undersea world.

Well, Mr. Ambassador
you must be happy

to be returning to Aquatania.

I am, captain.
Diplomacy is hard work.

Uh, waitress!

Oh, at your service, captain.

What do you recommend
for dinner tonight?

Oh, I know
a wonderful restaurant.

Uh, but we'd never
get there in time.

I'd like watercress salad,
turtle soup and fillet of sole.

Oh, watercress salad,
turtle soup, fillet of sole.

Hmm, sounds good.
I'll have what he's having.

Alright. I'll put it
in the middle of the table

and you can share it with him.

A watercress salad,
turtle soup, fillet of sole.

One watercress,
one turtle soup.

You've got it.

We wouldn't be working our way
to Aquatania like this

if you hadn't lost our tickets.

I told you I'm sorry.

Now, how about
washing us some dishes?

Sure, what do you care
if I get dishpan hands.

Yeah, you should complain.

I have to mop the deck.

And I'm the mop.

No respect.
No respect.

We are in range, commander.

Excellent.
Launch the attack.

Oh, lookie. It's a sea circus.

Oh, what cute
performing sharks.

Oh, let me see.
Let me see.

Uh-oh! They're not performing,
they're attacking.

Hoppin' halibut!
We're trapped in giant nets.

Oh, relax everybody.

They're sharks, like me.
They respect me. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

I'll just talk to 'em.

Woo-woo-woo!

Ya-a-a!

Ya-a-a!

No respect.

Not even from a shark.
Woo-woo-woo!

Abba-abba-abba! Some weirdo ship
just clamped on to ours.

Terrific. First, it's sharks,
now it's pirates.

The ambassador! Seize him!

Oh, it's the ambassador.

Did you like your lunch?

Commander Shark is after me.

So that's who's causin'
this trouble.

We won't let that creep get you.

Yeah, we'll hide you.

You'll be safe in there.

Ya-a-a!

Quick everybody, act natural.

The ambassador, where is he?

Oh, you mean that man
with a dark suit

the moustache and the red sash?

Yes.

Oh, well, I've never
seen him before.

Search this galley.

Ya-a-a! Ya-a-a! Ya-a-a!

What are you doing
with that cabinet?

Just keeping it clean.
Just keeping it clean.

Out of my way!

Oh, no you don't,
you big bully.

We're not moving.

Yeah. No way.
No how! Nothing can move us.

- Nothing?
- Nothing.

Take him away!

There goes that
creepy Commander Shark.

And he got the ambassador.

Well, we did our best
to stop him, g*ng.

Yeah, nobody can blame us.

Put me down!

Yeah, have a little respect,
you bucket of bolts.

Prisoners, Your Honor.

Prisoners? What's going on here?

Helping Commander Shark
capture our ambassador

is a very serious charge.

Oh, that's silly,
Your Honorship.

Commander Shark
didn't even need our help.

We tried to save the ambassador.

Yeah. We were in the galley
cleanin' up like this.

When suddenly,
the ambassador runs in

and says,
"Commander Shark is after me."

So, we hid him.

And that's exactly what..

Hey, where'd he go?

Get me out of here!

Ya-a-a!

Thought you could lock me up
and escape, eh?

Guards, take them away!

Hold it! We're innocent
and we can prove it.

We can?

Give us 24 hours.
We'll show you.

Hmm, very well.

You have exactly 24 hours.

But if you fail,
we'll track you down.

We'll search the seven seas

and make sure
you will never play

one note of music again.

Ya-a-a!

Your plan will fail,
Commander Shark.

To capture all the undersea
leaders will require more sharks

than there are
in all the oceans of the world.

Guess again, ambassador.

Observe.

A machine to create sharks,
out of human beings.

Each human shark
more intelligent and powerful

than a 100 ordinary sharks.

Imagine, sharks with human
cunning and intelligence.

Able to communicate
and breathe air.

I will be unstoppable.

Some sniffer
that Jabber-blubber has.

All he's found is an old anchor
of stack of tires

and a peanut butter sandwich.

Jelly, too.

Woo-woo-woo-woo!

Hey, I think I found
his trail this time.

Hey, let go of me!

Shee! No respect.

And all I'm trying to do
is find Ol' Commander Shark.

Well, why didn't you say so?

Oh, yeah? Thanks, pal.

Jumpin' jellyfish!
We'll never get in there.

It's crawling
with guard sharks

Ol' Clamhead to the rescue.

I'll lure 'em away
with my inflatable

female diverter shark.

Woo-woo-woo!

Come back here,
you water-log blubber boy.

Oh, sorry. I got carried away.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

There's the ambassador.

It's all up to you now, Jab.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
They ain't got a chance.

Ta-dah!

Yay! Ol' Jabber did it!

I-
Whoa!

I'll save ya.

It's those meddlers
from the aqualiner.

Seize them!

Intruders in the main complex!
Intruders in the main complex!

Faster, Shell, faster.

It's your fault,
you overgrown guppy.

The shark and his whole army
will be on our necks any second.

We're in luck, g*ng. Aquacars!
Our ticket to freedom.

- Let's go this way.
- This way, dum-dum!

Don't you think
we oughta follow him?

If you're gonna backseat drive,
get in the back seat.

We're safe, Mr. Ambassador.

Where are your friends?

Oh, they must be behind us.
I'll put our car in reverse.

Bubbles, don't!

Oh brother! The gears!
I'm afraid to look.

The gears are fine, Biff. See?

Oh, they're still running.

I'm sorry, Mr. Ambassador.

Looks like
this is as far as we go.

Well, your friends
should be along soon.

They'll pick us up.

Abba-abba-abba!
Th-th-they're gaining on us.

Shee! See? I told you
to go the other way, Shelly.

What do we do now?

Hang on!
We'll tunnel our way out.

Well, I got us
out of that mess.

Welcome.

And into a bigger mess.

Ya-a-a!

Now you will pay
for invading

the headquarters
of Commander Shark!

At least we put one
over on you, creep.

The ambassador got away.

Yeah, so there. Woo-woo-woo!

He is but one man.

The entire world council
is meeting

in Marine Springs right now.

I will capture all its leaders
and you will help me.

Abba-abba-abba!
H-h-help you?

Exactly.

I will turn you into sharks.

Hah! I'd like to see you
turn us into big dumb sharks.

Yeah, big dumb--
Huh?

Relax, guys,
it's not so bad being a shark.

Easy for you to say.

Enough!

Abba-abba-abba!
He did it, Shell. We're sharks!

Woo-woo-woo! What a girl shark.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Stay away from me,
you finny Casanova.

Silence!

You three will immediately start
training with my shark force

for the attack on Marine Spring.

That's what you think.

We will begin
the training exercise.

That gives me an idea how we
can get out of this kooky camp.

Now, this is what we'll do.

Woo-woo-woo! I'm with you!

Abba-abba-abba!
What have we got to lose?

There's no way
we're going through

that obstacle course, buster.

Why, that dirty old net
will smear my lipstick.

And tall walls make me dizzy.

Likewise, me too, sir.

Enough!
You three will go first.

Nyuk nyuk. It worked.

Now, we'll give 'em
the old tube-a-roo.

- And away we go!
- Oh, great.

It's my idea and I still get
a ton of tuna on my head. Yech!

They're trying to escape!
Stop them!

Woo-woo-woo!

Which way to go, Jabber?

Are you kidding?
There're sharks out there.

What do you know!
Woo-woo-woo! We escaped.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Wowee-wow-wow!
Your plan worked, Shell.

You're a genius!

Of course, what else is new?

Now, come on,
let's find the others.

Jumpin' jellyfish!
That shark sounds like Clamhead.

That shark is Clamhead
and this shark is me!

Oh, Shelly!
Oh, what a great disguise.

It's no disguise
and no wisecracks.

Commander Shark turned them into
neat-looking sharks like me.

Abba-abba-abba! And we found out
he's gonna attack Marine Springs

to capture
the whole world council.

That must be prevented
at all costs.

Swim to Marine Springs
to warn the council at once.

The ambassador's right.

You can make better time
without us along.

Woo-woo-woo! Here we are
in Marine Springs. Nyuk nyuk.

Now, we've got to find out where
the world council is meeting.

Abba-abba-abba!
We got visitors.

Oh, why should I have to run
from a couple of shark ejectors?

Don't answer that.

Follow me, I'm an expert
on ditching shark ejectors.

Abba-abba-abba!
They're gaining on us.

Faster, you dum-dum tin!

Look, there it is.

[/i]The world council
convention building.[/i]

I'll push the "whoa" button.

Abba-abba-abba!
You whoa-ed too fast, Jab.

And therefore, gentlemen
of the underwater world council

we believe that..

Help! Help!

We're not sharks.
I'm a girl and I can prove it.

See? Gorgeous.

And I'm a Clamhead.
I-I mean, a boy. Look.

And what are you?

Me, sir? I really am a shark.

That's what I thought.

Shark ejectors!

Oh, you blew it, blubber.

Wait, let us explain,
Your Presidentship.

Commander Shark
is going to attack.

You're all in great danger.
You'll be sorry.

You mean the council
ignored your warning?

Not only that, they threw us out
like common sharks.

Yeah, like com..

Huh? Yeesh!

Who's common?

Ambassador, you wait here.

We'll stop Commander Shark's
attack by ourselves.

And there's no time to lose.

So far, so good.
Nobody's spotted us.

Oh, well, that's because
nobody's here, silly.

We're too late, you ding-a-ling.

They've already gone
to launch the attack.

Come on! Woo-woo-woo!

Let's go get 'em.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

First we'll have to go get
Shelly and Clamhead

back to normal.

Sheesh! I sure hope you know
what you're doing, Biff.

I'd hate to see 'em turn up
as a couple of sardines.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Hurry up, will you?

It worked.
I'm as beautiful as ever.

Now, let's get those creeps.

And I've got an idea.

We'll use the shark's own
training gear to trap 'em.

Our attack
is completely unexpected.

Nothing will stop us.

Wowee-wow-wow!
Here they come.

Now we'll show that
phony commander

what it means to mess
with the Neptunes.

Oh, don't fire till you see
the whites of their eggs.

- All set, Jabber?
- Raring to go.

Give 'em the old net-a-roo, Jab.

Hold on to that for me,
little buddy.

Wowee-wow-wow!
A bull's-eye!

We got 'em!

Clear that net
and get those meddlers!

* There's a mountain of time *

* Time for us
to get acquainted *

* There's a fountain of love *

* Where a pocket of hope
is needed *

* All we need is
everyone givin' in *

* Compromisin' everyone's.. *

* And they'll start to see *

* A mountain of time for peace *

* They'll start to see *

* A mountain of time for peace *

Yippee!

Great work, Jabber!

Wowee-wow-wow! We captured
the whole kit and caboodle.

Yeah, and all the bad guys too.

I've gotta admit it, Jabber

even you do something smart
once in a while.

Aw, shee! Thanks, Shelly.

Ew!

* Actions speak louder
than words my friend *

* Yeah you gotta
believe in love **

On behalf of the undersea
world council

our deepest gratitude to you
for defeating Commander Shark.

Oh, thank you, sir.

Uh, one thing
puzzles me though.

Two of you were changed back
into human beings.

Why weren't you?

Like I told you. Woo-woo-woo!
I really am a great white shark.

A shark?
A great white shark?

Shee! You think I'll ever
get any respect?

Woo-woo-woo!