01x16 - There's No Heel Like El Eel

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Woo-woo-woo!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

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The most futuristic shark
you ever saw. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

I can walk and talk
and look, I'm even breathin'.

* He's so sharp
the things he does are *

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I'm the latest greatest
shark you ever saw.

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* When his friends
get in a jam *

Why, they just
call on this big ham.

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I don't get no respect.

Jabberjaw!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

You are to go to Barcelaqua
and collect more, uh, taxes.

But, El Eel, we collected
only a week ago.

I doubt if they can pay again.

They will pay again.

Or they will feel
the power of El Eel

as I turn them all to stone.

Now go!

No one can defy the power
and soon I will demand tribute

from the entire undersea world.

This mini aquacar is squashing
my beautiful figure.

Hmm. Well, how about
my beautiful figure?

At least you're not squashed
into the glove compartment.

Woo-woo-woo!

No respect. Woo-woo-woo!

This is all
we could afford, Shell.

You know we're almost broke.

Abba-abba-abba! I hope we get
to Barcelaqua soon.

Yeah, all the better the sooner.

We are poor people,Senor Mayor.

El Eel has taken
everything from us.

- Yes, no more payments!
- No more El Eel!

Then we are all agreed.

We will not pay
a single pesaqua more

to the tyrant El Eel.

The protests
will do you no good.

We will pay no more!

You refuse?

No one defies the power.

The mayor!
Turned to stone.

Your mayor
will be returned to normal

when you pay your taxes to me.

There must be someone
who can save us from El Eel.

Here we are, g*ng. Gigsville.

Gigsville? I thought
we were going to Barcelaqua.

That's what he meant,
featherhead.

Here's our hotel.
The Hotel Hacienda Barcelaqua.

Hey, let's check in.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Woo-woo-woo!

We're the Neptunes and we..

Ya-a-a!

Abba-abba-abba! The desk clerk
has turned to s-s-stone.

El Eel turned
my husband to stone.

Until we can pay
his exorbitant amounts.

- El who?
- El Eel.

The tyrant who's robbing our
people of everything we have.

Jumpin' jellyfish!
He sounds like a real winner.

Why don't the people
band together

and get rid of this El Heel?

Yeah, I'll help.

Why, I'll give him a tshh,
and I'll give him a whoop

and I'll give him a nyuk!

Maybe I better leave out
that last nyuk.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

We can't fight him
because no one knows

where he keeps the power.

Abba-ba! What's the power?

A strange force he controls

which turns anyone
who defies him to stone.

Ya-a-a!

If only the masked avenger
were around.

Masked avenger?

The hero who protected
the people from tyrants

like El Eel in the olden days.
He would save us.

I feel sorry
for these people.

If only there was
some way we could help.

I've got a great idea.

We're gonna find El Eel
like the girl said

with the masked avenger.

Uh, yeah.
A masked revenger.

Uh, where do we get
a masked revenger?

Ta-dah!

The masked avenger, El Jabbo!

Me? Why, I'm as flume
as a flounder from Florida.

Or an alligator from Da Quinta.

Or a trout from Trenton.

But a masked avenger?
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Hey! Nyuk nyuk.
How do I look?

You look great, El Jabbo.

I don't know if you're
fighting El Eel

but you look a fright to me.

Shee! No respect. Not even
for a masked tyrant fighter.

What's our
plan of action, Shell?

First, we're gonna make El Heel
think we're his enemies.

Then we're gonna form
a beautiful friendship with him.

And find out
where the power is.

Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's a great plan.

Oh, first we... then we... huh?

You know what we're here for.

Ha ha ha.

Again?

There they are.
Go get 'em, ol' hero buddy.

Woo-woo-woo!

Does my hat
look better that way?

Nyuk nyuk. Or this way?

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Start avenging, El Conceito.

El Jabbo to the rescue!

Woo-woo-woo!

Tell your boss El Jabbo is
makin' a new set of rules here.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

El Jabbo! Ole!

Nyuk! This bein' a hero
is gonna take some practice.

The masked avenger got us,
El Eel.

Don't be ridiculous.

The masked avenger
lived a century ago.

It's true, Your Excellency.

He calls himself El Jabbo. Look!

He has the strength
of a dozen men.

The strength of a thousand men
won't save him

if he interferes with me again.

But this is all we have.
Our life's savings.

Don't worry.
It'll be in good hands.

Right! The hands of El Jabbo.

Woo-woo-woo!

Now!

See that dust?
After him!

Psst.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Here's your money.

Compliments of El Jabbo.

Woo-woo-woo!

Thank you, El Senor Jabbo.

Thank you.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Woo-woo-woo!

Ya-a-a!

Missed it this time. Shee!

You're doin' great, El Jabbo.

Oh, you must be getting El Eel
as mad as a damp duck.

You mean a wet hen,
ding-a-ling.

Oh, yeah, as mad as a
wet hen ding-a-ling.

Now we're gonna make him
just a little bit madder.

Then we'll pay him a visit.

This, this masked avenger
El Jabbo.

He has made fools of all of you.

But, El Eel--

Stories about him are already
stirring the peasants

to rebel against me.

Next time El Jabbo shows up

I will stop him for good
with the power.

El Eel's getting smart.

This time he's sent the whole
g*ng out looking for trouble.

So, they want trouble, huh?

They'll get trouble.

From El Jabbo.
Woo-woo-woo!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

You're the wealthiest
rancher in Barcelaqua.

You will pay!

But El Eel has already taken
everything. I can pay no more.

You don't have to, sir.

Ya-a-a!

El Jabbo!

El Jabbo! At last!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Captured all my men?

But now he will pay
for his insolence.

Ya-a-a! Ya-a-a! Ya-a-a!

Ya-a-a!

This El Jabbo is far more
dangerous than I thought.

I must get rid of him.

I have it! A way to get
the people to betray him to me.

Look! Look!

El Eel is offering
a 10,000 pesaqua reward

for El Jabbo.



But that's a fortune.

Oh, I wish I knew
who El Jabbo really is.

Abba-abba-abba!
To turn him in?

Oh, no. I'd give him
a great big kiss.

Woo-woo-woo!

A 10,000 pesaqua reward
and no informers?

There must be someone who can
help us capture El Jabbo.

There is, Your Excellency.

Who are you?
What are you doing here?

We're from Madra Aqua

and we've been having trouble
with El Jabbo too.

Abba-abba-abba! And we're here
to help you capture him.

How?

We've hired
a masked avenger hunter.

El Suavo!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Oh, good afternoon, everyone.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Him?

Don't let his, umm, ugh,
looks fool you.

El Suavo never fails.

You wanna capture
El Jabbo, don't you?

At any cost.

Then let's get down to business.

Food for our compadres
while we discuss our plans.

We'll stay here
with you, El Eel

while El Suavo hunts down
the masked avenger.

Then we'll all
use your power on him.

Correction. No one uses or knows
where the power is but me.

You will all hunt down
the masked avenger

and then I will use
the power on him.

You insult me, sir.

To imply that I, El Suavo,
need help of anyone.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Oh boy! El Suavo's an El Hammo.

My apologies, El Suavo.
I know you are brave.

You left out brilliant,
daring and invincible.

Brilliant, daring
and invincible.

That's better.
Woo-woo-woo!

I will keep in touch
with this wrist video.

I will stand by to give El Jabbo
a taste of... the power.

Oh, come on, fancy blubber.

Woo-woo-woo! How was I, huh?
How was I? Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

You were great, ol' buddy.
You were really great.

Yeah. I was. I was.

Really. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Oh, cool it, blowhard.

It's time to put phase three
of our plan into work.

El Suavo has found
the masked avenger

and we're going in after him.

Hey, watch it.

Woo-woo-woo!
That tickles.

Okay, El Jabbo, you're on.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Watch this.

Oh, please, El Suavo, spare me.

Oh, spare me!
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

A-ha! We've got him.

Phew! Being a hero is hard work.

Are you guys ready?

We'll be right
behind you, ol' El buddy.

Here I go.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

You're a ruffian, El Jabbo.

Get him, El Suavo, get him!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Are we fooling him?

Oh boy! What a show!
What a show!

Is everything ready in the barn?

Naturally. I did it.

We almost have him, El Eel.

He went out the back
and ran into the barn.

But we'll capture him there.

They must not fail.

We got him!

They have El Jabbo!
Ha ha ha!

Desist, masked avenger!

Your struggles are useless
in the mighty arms of El Suavo.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

We will bring him to you
and lock him up, El Eel.

Excellent! Excellent!

Stop! El Suavo can handle
this despicable character.

Just lead the way to the cell,
my good men. Woo-woo-woo!

As you command, El Suavo.

I hope El Hammo
doesn't blow the whole bit.

Stand back.
He's still dangerous.

Abba-abba-abba!
We'll help you, El Suavo.

Quick. Hide the disguise.

Well done, El Suavo.

Oh, it was nothin' really,
El Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

It's a good thing we caught him.

He knows
where your power is hidden.

He does? It's a good thing
indeed that you caught him.

And now you can all join him.

But I captured
the masked avenger as we agreed.

What about keeping
your part of the bargain?

Fools! Did you think I'd part
with 10,000 pesaquas?

Okay, El double-crosser

this time you'll have to capture
the masked avenger yourself.

He's escaped.

He has escaped.

Oh, right into think air.
Ha ha ha.

I bet I know where he's headed.

The power! I must stop him!

You! Search that way!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Yes, El Suavo.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Oh, stop nyukin'
and start truckin'.

El Eel is going to lead us
to where he hides the power.

Woo-woo-woo!
A secret entrance.

Our plan's workin'.

Everything's going
just like clockwork.

Oh, it is?
Oh, what time is it?

Time to turn
El Heel's power off. Let's go!

Wowee-wow-wow!

El Heel's in for a big surprise.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Shee! No respect!

Woo-woo-woo!

Hey, wait for the hero!

As soon as I see
the masked avenger

I'll turn him to stone forever.

Ha ha ha.

Yeah, well that's what
you think, El Heelo.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

So, you tricked me?
But now you will pay.

Come through the wall!

And capture everyone
in the house!

The wall? Look.

Get them!

Ya-a-a!

Abba-abba-abba!
Let's get out of here.

After them!
They must not escape!

* You've got to
believe in love *

* As something you do *

* Not something you say *

* You've got
to believe in love *

* As something you do *

* Not something you say *

* Actions speak louder
than words my friend *

Ya-a-a!

* You've got to
believe in love *

* As something you do *

* Not something you say *

* You've got to
believe in love *

* As something you do *

* Not something you say *

* Actions speak louder
than words my friend *

* You've got
to believe in love **

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

That'll teach El Eel
to never tangle

with a great white El Sharko.

El Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Wowee-wow-wow!

You did it again, Jabber!

How do you like being
a hunk of stone?

Oh, golly, El Eel and his men
are a real rock group now.

Ole! Ole!

Oh, thank you
for changing my husband

and our mayor
back to normal, El Jabbo.

El Eel and his evil henchmen
are behind bars.

We wish to thank you all

for saving us
from the tyrant El Eel.

And to bestow this medal
for bravery to El Jabbo.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Ah, where is he?

Thank you, El Mayor.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

My hero! El Jabbo!

Gosh! Woo-woo-woo!