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05x12 - Surf's Up, Pups!/Rock and Roller Pups

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Puppy Dog Pals". Aired: April 14, 2017 – January 20, 2023.*
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Bingo and Rolly, two pug puppy brothers who have fun traveling around their neighborhood and the world when their owner Bob leaves home.

05x12 - Surf's Up, Pups!/Rock and Roller Pups

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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

[BARKING]

[SINGING] Bingo and Rolly
Couple of puppies


They bark and chase and chew

[BARKING]

And there's a guy named Bob
Who makes up inventions


A couple puppies can use

But when Bob's away

See you later, pups!

The pups will play

On a mission around the world
Tryin' to save the day


Pup-pup-pup
Puppy Dog Pals


[BARKING]

Pup-pup-pup
Puppy Dog Pals


[BARKING]

[RECORD SCRATCHING]

Pup-pup-pup
Puppy Dog Pals


[BARKING]

Pup-pup-pup
Puppy Dog Pals


[BARKING]

[BARKING]

BINGO AND ROLLY: Surf's Up, Pups!

Buster, there's only
one rule to this race.

Finish first.

On your bark, get set, chew!

[CHEERING]

-Finished!
-Done!

Wow! You both chewed
these sticks good and fast!

This means...

You both finish first!

BOTH: Uh-huh! We're first!

-That's right!
-[LAUGHTER]

You two must be the best stick chewers

in the whole entire world!

We're fast, but Bizzy the beaver
is faster. Show him, Bizzy!

[LAUGHS] Beavers have big teeth,
and we like to chew.

Chomping on wood
is what we beavers do!

PETS: Whoa!

A gift from one chewer to another!

Say, thanks, Bizzy! [LAUGHS]

Now, I've got some sticks
waiting for me back at the lake.

-Bye, pets!
-Bye, Bizzy! Keep in touch!

-PETS: Ahh!
-Hey, guys!

It's me, Roxy. Nougat and I are calling
from a beach in Hawaii!


We're on vacation with Grace and her dad.

Aloha, Roxy. What's up?

Up? Definitely not our girl
Grace, that's for sure.


She's what's down. Really down.

Aw. What's got her feeling so low?

Well, she was all excited

to take her first surfing lesson today.

But the Surf Shack has no
more surfboards to give out.

Now, Grace is so very sad.

If she doesn't have a surfboard,

she can't take her first surfing lesson.

And she was really excited
about learning how to surf.


Aw, wipeout! We gotta do something.

We sure do! This calls
for a surfing pet mission!

-Right, guys?
-Um, Buster and I would love to help,

but we need to hang out
with Darius right now.

He's working on a new
science project in his room.

-[expl*si*n]
-DARIUS: I'm okay!

And he likes to have
us around for cuddles!

Cuddles? That's an important job.
We totally get it.

Okay, Rolly. Our mission
is to help Roxy and Nougat

find a surfboard for Grace

before her surfing lesson starts.

-Then let's hang ten to Hawaii.
-[BEEPING]

BOTH: Let's go!

[SINGING]
We're super duper extra overly excited

To be going on a mission
Going on a mission


Five, four, three, two, one

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

BOTH: Let's go!

[SINGING]
Ba, ba, ba-ba, ba, ba

We're going on a mission
Going on a mission


Ba, ba, ba-ba, ba, ba

We're going on a mission
Going on a mission


[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]

BINGO: Hey, Roxy! Hey, Nougat!
We made it!

Bingo! Rolly! Great to snort you! [SNORTS]

[LAUGHS] Good one.

[SNORTING]

Grace still hasn't found a surfboard,

so she went to get lunch over there.

Her surf lesson is later today,

so we need to hurry up
and find her a surfboard!

Then let's start with that place.
The Surf...

Surf Shack! [SNORTS]
That's where she was supposed

to get her surfboard,
but they're all snout.

I mean out!

Let's double-check. You know, just in case

there's an extra surfboard
they didn't see laying around.

[LAUGHS] You've come to
the right surf dude, dude!

I can fix any board any time!

ROXY: That surf dude's the one who said

the Shack was all out of surfboards.

Let's take a quick look inside
and see if there's one he missed.

Engage puppy eyes!

[IMITATES BEEPING]

[LAUGHS] I love when you do that.

Well, that dude was right.
No surfboards there.

[LAUGHS] At least I found

these righteous threads
in the giveaway box!

Totally righteous, dude! [LAUGHS]

Oh, Rolly. You're more
fun than a pig in mud!

Speaking of fun,
Grace won't have any

if we don't get her a surfboard soon.
We've gotta find one.

Well, this is Hawaii.
People love to surf here,

so there's gotta be
an extra surfboard somewhere.

[SINGING]
Our good friend's feeling down

Stuck on the shore

'Cause you can't take a surfing lesson

Without a board

But if we pets have a say

She'll be riding waves today

Because we're finding
Grace a surfboard


Finding Grace a surfboard

Check under every towel
Check under the sand


Ask anybody you meet to give us a hand

[PLAYS GUITAR SOLO]

Carving turns, hanging ten

Grace'll learn all of that stuff when

We're done

Finding Grace a surfboard

Finding Grace a surfboard

Finding Grace a surfboard

Finding Grace a surfboard

Rats. Still no surfboard for Grace!

And it's almost time
for her surfing lesson!

Hawaii, where are your surfboards?

-[WIND BLOWING]
-Ah! Oh...

A picture of a surfboard!

I think that came from over there!

Hey! Check out the surfing exhibit

at the Surf Center on Surfer's Bluff.

That's in the Surf District,
if you didn't know. [LAUGHS]

Wow, that's a lot of surf words.

And what's a surfing "zibit"?

Exhibit. A place where you
can see something cool.

-Surfboards are cool!
-Yes. Yes, they are, Rolly.

-[LAUGHS]
-And I bet we can find one

for Grace at the surfing exhibit!
Let's go.

Look at all those people

waiting to go into the surfing exhibit.

Announcement from your exhibit crew.

Me. Monty.

I have to sit in for
the lifeguard at the beach,

so the exhibit's closed till I get back!

[ALL GRUMBLING]

Hey! We're first in line now!

Oh, no! He dropped his hat!

Let's put it inside this tent.
He'll see it when he comes back.

[PETS GASPING]

Why is everybody going...
[IMITATES GASP]

-[GASPS]
-ROXY: Whoa.

That's one sweet surfboard.

BINGO: Maybe we can
borrow it for Grace!

-[ALL STRAINING]
-It's not moving.

[GRUNTING] Then, let's pull harder!

[GROWLS] Woo!

[STRAINING CONTINUES]

-[GROWLS]
-[GRUNTING]

[WHIRRING]

-Hmm, what's that sound?
-I didn't hear anything.

[STRAINING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER]

WOMAN: [OVER SPEAKERS]
Hang loose, surfers,

and get ready to ride the waves.

-Who said that?
-Is it me,

-or is this surfboard moving?
-[WHIRRING]

[ALL YELLING, LAUGHING]

[WHIRRING]

[LAUGHTER]

WOMAN: Aloha. Goodbye.

[ALL YELLING]

[LAUGHTER]

That was radical, dude!

Totally shredded that curl!

Surf talk. [LAUGHS]

Yeah. Except, we definitely

cannot borrow that
surfboard for Grace.

There's gotta be another
surfboard around here.

Let's keep looking.

Look at that view! I see the ocean,

birds flying, something that looks like

a surfboard just floating
by itself in the ocean.

[SIGHS] It's times like these

you really appreciate
the world around you.

-You know what I mean, pets?
-I do.

Really do.

Wait. Didn't Nougat just say...

BOTH: Something that looks
like a surfboard

just floating by itself in the ocean?

Wow. You two are really
in sync right now.

Ooh! Ooh! Maybe someone lost it!

Well, I know a gnarly girl
named Grace who would want it!

-Come on!
-[BEEPING, WHIRRING]

-Hello, surfboard!
-ROLLY: Oof!

Hmm. Something about this
surfboard doesn't feel right.

Yeah. I thought surfboards

were supposed to be
smoother than this.

Ooh! I like all these grooves
under my hooves!

[CHEWING] Smooth or nubby,
it makes a surprisingly good

chew stick-type thing. [CHEWING]

D'oh! Of course it makes
a surprisingly good

chew stick-type thing, Rolly.

It's not a surfboard.

-It's just a long piece of wood!
-[SIGHS]

Which means no surfboard for Grace.

Too bad we can't just turn

this big piece of wood into a surfboard.

Maybe we can't turn it into a surfboard,

but I think I know someone else who can.

You want me to do what now?

To turn this into a surfboard,

so we can give it
to Roxy and Nougat's human.

She needs it for her surf lesson later.

And that's Roxy and Nougat?

-Enchanted to meet you.
-[SNORTS]

I like these two,
so you know what I'll do?

I'll make you a surfboard
'cause I like to chew...

Wood! One surfboard coming up!

Except...

I don't know what a surfboard looks like.

It's kinda wide, but not too wide.

Kinda smooth, but not too smooth.

Kinda groovy, but not too groovy.

You can chew on it,
but you're really not supposed to.

Wide, smooth, and groovy.

Just like my tail!

Yeah! Just carve a bigger version
of your tail!

So, a little something like...

[CHEWING]

Tada! So, how'd I chew?

Well, it is wide,

smooth, and groovy, but...

I think you chewed off too much wood.

Surfboards are bigger than this.

Guess I was an over-eager beaver.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

Uh, sorry, pets.

-I wish I could fix it.
-Fix it... That's it!

We just need to fix it!

That would work,
if half of this surfboard

wasn't surf dust.

Remember? The surf dude
at the beach said

he can fix any board any time.

Hotsy-totsy, you're right!

Maybe he can find a way to fix this.

-Then let's head back to Hawaii!
-[BEEPING]

-Thanks, Bizzy!
-Aloha, pets!

[CLEARS THROAT]

[WHIRRING]

BINGO: Let's put this short
surfboard right here,

then we'll wake him up.

Ah... Ah...

Ah... Ah... Ah...

[SIGHS]

Ah-choo!

[CLATTERS]

Whoa! Oh!

Whoa! I didn't know I had

an old-fashioned
wooden shortboard! [LAUGHS]

It's actually the perfect
size for that kid Grace!

Whoa, I don't even have to fix it!

And just in time for her surfing lesson!

This is the coolest surfboard ever!

-Hang 10!
-[CHEERING]

Who knew a shortboard
was just a shorter surfboard?

I definitely did not!

Aw. It makes me happy

to see Grace happy.

Thanks, Bingo and Rolly,
for helping us find her a surfboard.

I sure do love going on missions! [SNORTS]

We were happy to help make this
a pet-tastic mission accomplished!

[LAUGHTER]

BINGO AND ROLLY: Rock and Roller Pups!

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

BOTH: Bounce, bounce, roll...

...lly!

[LAUGHS] I said my name.

ALL: Bounce, bounce, roll...

...lly!

[LAUGHS] I said it again!

Bow to the wow, Bingo!

I can't believe how quickly
they learned to roller skate.

We must be really great teachers.

Great teachers teaching in the
greatest place for teaching!

The Doggy Dojo!

I hope Grace is ready for me
to do whatever this is tonight

at her Rock and Roller
Skating Birthday Party!

[SINGING] It's Grace's birthday
She's having a part-ay


This kitty has a need.

The need to go really,
really fast. Mrow!

Whoa! How do you stop again?

I got you, Buster!
You're making me nervous, pup!

-Try not to ding up the floor, huh?
-Thanks, Willy!

I'm not very good at skating

-or stopping yet!
-You'll get better with practice.

Yeah! Keep your skates on until the party,

-so you can get tons of practice!
-Okay.

-Whoa!
-We should give Grace

a sneak peak of our new skater skills!

[LAUGHS, SNORTS]

Fun idea! Let's go. Roll out!

Whoa!

And they done dinged my floor.

I still can't believe

you're throwing me a birthday party

after school here at Puppy Playcare!

-We're calling it...
-[GUITAR NOTE RINGS OUT]

Oop!

[SINGING] Grace's Rock and Roller
Skating Birthday Party


That's so rad!

-I like it! [LAUGHS] Oh!
-[BARKING]

[BARKING]

Hey, Grace! Look at whatever this is!

Oh, my Ollie!

Are those little roller skates
on their little paws?

Yep. Bob and I made them,

so they could skate with us at your party.

Whoa...

Hang on, brother! I'll help you!

Decorations, check. Balloons, check.

Disco ball, che... Uh-oh.

Darius, were you and Bob
able to find a disco ball?

Unfortunately not, Aunt Ana.

The party store was all sold out.

Aw, kick flip. Disco ba*ls
are my favorite thing

about roller skating parties.

Picture it! A big and sparkly disco ball

high up there, spinning and sparkling

while we skate to a groovy beat?

DARIUS: Aw. That does sound rad.

It is. And one day,
I'll get to share with you

and the pets. But, I guess,

-today is not the day.
-ANA: Speaking of time,

it's time for you skaters
to head to school!

-Thanks, Aunt Ana.
-Thanks, Mrs. Ana.

Am I losing my whiskers,
or is this a mission?

Yeah, Grace looked so sad!

Did you see her beautiful face?
Did you? [SNORTS]

You'd better believe it.
Our mission...

Ooh! Ooh! Can I say it?

-Pretty please?
-[LAUGHS]

Sure, Roxy. Do us the puppy honor.

[CLEARS THROAT] Our mission

is to find a big and sparkly disco ball

for Grace's birthday party!

Woo-hoo, my sister said it! [LAUGHS]

As their mission teachers,

maybe we could let them
lead us on this one.

I like that!
If they're great mission pets,

that'll mean we're great mission teachers!

My thoughts exactly!

Now, we just gotta find
a big and sparkly disco ball!

Think about where we could look.

-Oh! I know! I know!
-[LAUGHS]

They're the leaders
of this mission, remember?

-Yes! But, can I still say my idea?
-NOUGAT: You taught us that

part of missions is always listening

to every and all ideas.

True. Okay, Rolly.
Where should we look?

The ball pit here at Playcare!
It has tons of ba*ls in it,

so maybe it has a disco ball.

Ha! Let's go!

Am I missing something,

or are there no sparkly
disco ba*ls in this ball pit?

I'm not seeing any either.

What are we doing wrong?

[CHEWING]

Just because we're not finding
a sparkly disco ball here,

doesn't mean we're doing anything wrong.

Sometimes, you've gotta
search a lot of places

before you find the thing
you're looking for.

[SIGHS]

That dog in a junkyard
has a lot of things!

Maybe he has a disco ball!

Let's go to the junkyard
and ask Bulworth!

Here you go!

One disco ball.

Oh, it's big!

But, um,

it's missing a lot of the sparkly bits.

This is a junkyard, after all.

But we need to find
a big and sparkly one

-that isn't broken.
-Is that so?

Well, I actually know
where you could find

a really big one that isn't broken.

It's in New York City.

-PETS: New York City?
-Now that we know where to find

a big and sparkly disco ball,

-we're...
-Going to New York City?

This mission pup knows what's up.

-See you later, Bulworth.
-BULWORTH: Bye, pets!

[SINGING]
New York

It's a funky city

Hey, hey, hey

Talking about New York

Wow! It's the biggest,
sparkliest disco ball

my piggy eyes have ever seen!

Uh, how in the world are
we gonna get this back

to Grace and Darius?

No worries. Your mission
teachers will give you a boost.

[BEEPS]

On my bark, get set, pull!

-[ALL STRAINING]
-Grace will have her...

...disco ball!

Well, I'll be! If it isn't my puppy pals,

Bingo and Rolly!

On another mission, I presume?

BOTH: Percy!

We are on a mission, and these
are our mission students.

Hey there, eager learners!

Hi, Percy! Wanna help us
get this disco ball unstuck?

I admire you pets' persistence,

but this ball isn't going anywhere.

You're telling us!
It just sits there sparkling at us!

But we need it in order
to accomplish our mission

for my sweet Grace face!

When you can't have the real thing,

the next best thing

is to get a souvenir
that looks just like it.

BUSTER: Wow.

That's a lot of disco ba*ls.

Thanks for the tip, Percy!

Think nothing of it. Good luck!

Come on. Let's go get
a disco ball for Grace!

Whoa! [GRUNT] Ow.

What's this? A small disco
ball for little bitty mice?

What? Disco ba*ls for mice?

Get outta here! [LAUGHS]

These are souvenirs!

They's look just like
that big sparkly ball

-way up there!
-Been there, seen it.

Tried to take it home,
but it wouldn't budge.

You what? [LAUGHS]

Take one of these! Today only,

my human and I are passing
them out for free!

Yeah, it's a special promotion.
One per customer,

so youse can each take one!

D'oh!

Hmm. Grace said she wanted
a big sparkly disco ball,

but these aren't very big.

But, if we put them together,
they'll look bigger!

Keia's crafty!
Maybe she can glue them together

to make one big sparkly disco ball

for Grace's birthday party!

Grace will be happy,
which means Darius will be happy,

which means we'll all be happy!

-[WHIRRING]
-[ROLLY WHIMPERING]

Sorry, sorry. It's just...

It's just going to Keia's
is such a great idea.

I've never been so proud.

You're all great mission pets.

We couldn't do it without
great mission teachers!

[LAUGHS] Thanks for the help.

Ah, t'was no problem.

-Tissues?
-ROXY: Now, let's get to Keia's!

You've come to the right crafty pup.

I can make things, fix things,

and glue things like
these things together

to make new things!
Now, where's my glue?

Oh! There it is!

Ah! Oh, no!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

[SLOW MOTION YELLING]

-[THUDDING]
-[SLOW MOTION GRUNTING]

[SHATTERS]

I am so sorry! I kept my skates on

so I could get more skating
practice for the party!

I didn't mean to ruin our mission.

It's okay, Buster. You didn't mean to.

Keep your hope alive, Buster, my boy.

Maybe I can still fix it.

Let me just check out
the damage here...

-Nope. Definitely broken.
-[CLINKING]

It's just a pile of broken
sparkly bits now.

I think I know how to fix this.
We can fix this!

Keia, we'll be right back!

Everybody, follow me!

Pup-tastic! But, let's hurry.

Grace's birthday party starts soon.

Hmm, looks broken.
From the junkyard, I take it? [LAUGHS]

Yes! Do you think you could...

Take these broken parts and glue
them to this broken disco ball,

so it's more sparkly than my craft nook

after I spill all my glitter?

That's a great idea!

And done!

One big and sparkly disco ball for Grace!

It's glorious! Thank you, Keia.

-It's my puppy pleasure.
-Now, let's get it to Playcare.

Maybe Grace and Darius
are back from school!

They're gonna be so surprised! [SNORTS]

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

-[BARKING]
-Hey, pet party!

[LAUGHS] Great glittering groovy gears!

What's that? [LAUGHS]

Is that a... A disco ball?

Darius must've been planning
to surprise Grace at the party,

but the pets found it first!

[LAUGHING]

Let's surprise them by having
it hanging up when they arrive!

-Wow, Darius!
-[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

You really had me going when
you said there wouldn't be

a disco ball at my birthday party.

-Thank you, D-buddy!
-[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

I'm so glad you like it.

I've gotta remember to thank Ana
and Bob for finding one later.

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

[SINGING]
I like roller skating around

Shaking my tail to the beat

Each time I look down, I say woo

I'm gonna check myself

There's wheels attached
To my feet, look at that


'Cause it's a roller skating

Birthday party

Everybody's having a ball

Get it? Having a ball?

'Cause we spent all day
Looking for that disco ball


-Am I right?
-Now, check out these moves


Ha-ha!

ANA: Woo!

BOB: Ha-ha! Whee!

[SINGING]
'Cause it's a roller skating

Birthday party

Everybody's having a ball

Come on, y'all!

Boo, ba-doo-boo, woo

Boo-doo, doo-doo-doo, woo

Now, that's what I call a rock
and roller mission accomplished.

And you pups are what we would call

great mission teachers. [SNORTS]

We love missions, but we might love

our mission students more.

ALL: High paw!

[LAUGHTER]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

[RECORD SCRATCHING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]