02x03 - The Fire Breather/The Flying Flinger Lingons

[bunniefuu]

Mung daal: ♪ you take the

Moon, and you take the sun ♪

Chowder: ♪ you take

Everything that seems like fun ♪

Truffles: ♪ you stir it all

Up, and when you're done ♪

Shnitzel: ♪ radda radda radda

R-r-radda radda ♪

All: ♪ so, come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

♪ Come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

Yeah!

[ Applause ]

Shnitzel: r-r-r-r-r-r-radda!

♪ Radda radda ra-radda

Ra-radda ♪

♪ Radda radda ra-radda

Ra-radda ♪

♪ Radda radda ra-radda

Ra-radda ♪

♪ Radda radda ra-radda

Ra-radda ♪

Olã©!

Radda!

Mung daal: so, that's why I

Married truffles.

Now, let's never, ever talk

About it again -- ever.

Wink!

Chowder: hey, mung, how come

These peppers are so hot?

Mung daal: careful, chowder.

Estos son muy caliente.

These are the rarest and hottest

Of all peppers -- the dreaded

Dancing diablo!

Ah yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-ya!

Chowder: ooh!

I want to eat it!

I want to eat it!

I want to eat it!

Ah...

Mung daal: ah ah ah.

Only the most meticulous chefs

Like myself can handle such a

Volatile ingredient!

Chowder: uh, mung?

Mung daal: don't interrupt me

While I'm monologuing, chowder.

Chowder: but, mung --

Mung daal: what is it,

Chowder?

Chowder: you've got a booger.

Mung daal: aah!

[ Shrieking ]

Shnitzel: radda!

To freedom!

Mung daal: if those peppers

Get out, the whole city is gonna

Burn!

Grab those peppers!

All: [ laughing ]

Chowder: peppers, via con

Dios!

[ Gulp ]

[ b*mb falling ]

[ b*mb explodes ]

[ Bubbling ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Steam whistle blows ]

Feliz cumpleaã‘os!

¿dã³nde estã¡ la biblioteca?

Idepã³sito la esquina caliente!

Mung daal: he's not gonna

Make it!

[ All gasping ]

Truffles: stop all the

Gasping in there!

All: sorry!

Mung daal: hey, the rumbling

Stopped.

I guess now it's safe to lean in

really close to you and...

Chowder: [ belches loudly ]

Mung daal: [ coughing ]

Well, what do you know?

We're alive.

A little more well done than I

Like but alive!

Huzzah!

Shnitzel: radda!

Chowder: whoo-hoo!

Mung daal: yee-ow!

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

Chowder!

Chowder...

Don't...

Open...

Your...

Mouth!

Chowder: [ belches loudly ]

Shnitzel: radda!

Radda?

[ Wind howls ]

Shnitzel: ugh. Radda.

Mung daal: I want you to know

I'm doing this for your own

Good.

There!

Chowder: [ muffled talking ]

Mung daal: those peppers have

Turned your tummy into an oven.

We got to cool you from the

Inside out, so I called in the

Coldest person I know.

No, no, no, no, no, the second

Coldest person I know -- him!

Ahem! Hmm!

Thrice cream man delicious!

Scoop-in-mouth time!

Huh?

Aah!

[ Laughing ]

Tickles!

Mung daal: well, chowder, I

Guess you're gonna have to learn

To live with your mouth shut.

Truffles: hey!

We got an order for an

Open-mouth barbershop soufflã©!

Mung daal: quick!

Everyone into their costumes!

Now, to make the soufflã© rise,

Everyone has to open their mouth

As wide as possible.

Except for you, chowder.

And a-one, and a-two, and a...

[ Kazoo plays note ]

♪ Mama

Truffles: ♪ wants

Shnitzel: ♪ ra-radda

All: ♪ hot lather

♪ Hot lather

Mung daal: ♪ mama

Truffles: ♪ wants

Shnitzel: ♪ ra-radda

All: ♪ two bits

♪ Two bits

Mung daal: the soufflã© isn't

Rising!

Everyone, open wider!

Except chowder.

All: ♪ hot lather

♪ Hot lather

♪ Mama wants a shave

Mung daal: not you, chowder!

Sing louder!

Except chowder.

All: ♪ hot lather

♪ Hot lather

♪ Mama wants a shave

Mung daal: it's working!

All together now!

Wider! Open wider!

Except chowder.

♪ Mama

Truffles: ♪ mama

Shnitzel: ♪ radda

Mung daal: just one more

Voice to send it over the top!

All: [ louder ] ♪ ah!

Chowder: ♪ ma--

Mung daal: chowder, look at

What you've done!

Now the animators are gonna have

To draw all this fire!

And on top of that, you ruined

The soufflã©.

Why, chowder, why?

Mung daal: this dish was

Extremely hard to make.

Do you know how hard it was?

It was...hard!

Really, really hard!

I can't believe I'm doing this,

But for not following my

Instructions, I'm sending you to

Your room with no dinner.

Chowder: [ sobbing ]

[ Clang ]

Mung daal: chowder, I'm

Sorry.

I can learn to live with being

On fire.

Where'd he go?

Kimchi: pbht! Pbht! Pbht!

Pbht! Pbht! Pbht!

Chowder: by the time you read

this, I will be far, far, far,

far, far, far, far away.

i can't be a chef if I keep

burning down the kitchen every

time I open my mouth.

i have no choice but to go and

find my place in this world.

i have to live with people who

understand me -- my own kind.

i'm going to live with dragons.

sincerely, chowder.

p.s. I ate all the cheese.

Mung daal: oh, why, this is

Terrible!

I mean, look at this note.

The penmanship is awful!

It's a good thing I could hear

The voiceover.

Kimchi: pbht!

Chowder: [ thinking ] wow, I

Wonder what it'll be like to

Live with dragons.

Got any threes?

Go fish.

Chowder: [ thinking ] yeah,

Living with dragons is gonna be

Awesome.

[ Roaring ]

[ Roaring ]

[ Moos ]

[ All roaring ]

Chowder: [ inhales deeply ]

I am one of you.

♪ Fireheart!

♪ Who-a-a-a-a!

♪ There's a feeling deep inside

My chest ♪

♪ It spreads to my left arm like

A black knight on a quest ♪

♪ I'm getting sweaty

♪ My pulse just will not rest

♪ Could it be that I swallowed a

Hornet's nest? ♪

♪ No!

♪ It's my fireheart

♪ Burning like a fire in my

Fiery heart ♪

♪ Fireheart

♪ Oh, how it burns

♪ Rock!

♪ Who-a-a-a-a

♪ Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!

♪ Fireheart

♪ No man can understand the

Power of the dragon is in my

Hand ♪

♪ I mean, chest

♪ Fireheart!

Chowder: argh!

[ Gurgling ]

[ b*mb falling ]

Pbht!

Uh...excuse me?

[ Gasps ]

No fire!

My tummy must've digested the

Peppers!

I'm all better!

I can finally talk again!

Ohh!

Wait, it feels like I'm gonna...

Pbht!

[ Sobbing ]

by the time you read this, i

will be far, far, far, far, far

away.

i can't be a dragon if I can't

burn down villages every time i

open my mouth.

i have no choice but to go and

find my place in this world.

i have to live with people who

understand me -- my own kind.

i'm going to live in a kitchen.

sincerely, chowder.

p.s. I drank all the

mayonnaise.

Pbht!

Mung daal: so, that is how

You make a soufflã©, my new

Apprentice, powder.

Soufflã©.

Hoo-ray.

Chowder: a-a-a-a-a-a-ah!

Mung daal: chowder!

My goodness, you're back!

Uh...

You're back!

[ Chuckles ]

Truffles: you're back!

Shnitzel: oh, radda.

Chowder: look, look, look!

I can talk again!

Both: hooray!

Chowder: I can eat again!

Both: yippee!

Hooray!

Chowder: I can be a chef

Again!

All: yay!

Mung daal: maybe next time

We'll try bland muffins.

Mung daal: no!

No, shnitzel.

Shnitzel: [ grunting ]

Mung daal: I didn't say

there.

No! No!

I didn't say over there, either,

Shnitzel!

Bring in the rest.

All right.

Bring 'em in, fellas!

Mung daal: yes.

Yes!

Truffles, will you please tell

Shnitzel where to put that

Crate?

Truffles: oh, I'll tell him

Where to put it.

Mung daal: mung! Mung! Mung!

What's going on?

What's with all the bags?

What's with all the excitement?

What's in the crate?

What's with all the hubbub?

I can't control myself!

I can't control myself!

Mung daal: well, guess what,

Chowder?

Once a year, an order is

Bestowed upon this kitchen to

Bake and create -- ooh! -- The

World-famous...

Flying flinger lingon giant

Bread bowl!

Chowder: mung?

Mung daal: yes, chowder?

Chowder: remember that time

When you said you were going to

Make a giant bread bowl?

Mung daal: yes.

Chowder: please let me help

Make this bread bowl!

I was born to help make this

Bread bowl!

Mung daal: I can't deprive

You of your calling, boy.

Don't you dare put it in there,

Either!

Now to meet the clients.

May I present to you the flying

Flinger lingons!

Hoopah!

All: hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop

Hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop!

Hoopah!

All: hoop hoop!

Hoopah!

Chowder: wow!

It's a circle!

All: hoop hoop!

Hoopah!

Chowder: hoopah?

All: hoop hoop hi!

Chowder: what kind of magic

Is this?!

Mung daal: explanation starts

Now.

You see, the lingons travel from

City to city as a circus troupe.

They use the giant bread bowl as

Their performance arena.

After a year of eating...

It's time for a new bread bowl.

Chowder: flinger lingons are

Awesome.

Shnitzel: [ groans ]

Mung daal: on whose

Authority?

All right, chowder.

Chowder: hoop hoop hoop.

Mung daal: let's get bakin'!

Chowder: hoop hoop hoopah!

Mung daal: yes, "hoopah."

That's what they say.

Let's get to work.

Chowder: hoop hoop hoop hoop

Hoopah!

Hoop hoop hoop!

Mung daal: first thing we

Must do is empty all these sacks

Of grizzle fizzle wheat flour.

Take a sack, rip it, pour the

Load.

It's quite exciting, but mostly

It's not.

Chowder: hoop hoop hoop.

Hoop hoop hoop hoop...

All: hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop

Hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop

Hoop hoop!

Hoopah!

Chowder: hoopah!

Hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop!

Mung daal: chowder?

Chowder, stop it!

I forbid -- n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

Unbelievable!

Chowder: I'm sorry I messed

Up with the flour, mung.

Mung daal: ah, chub chub chub

Chub chub chub chub chub chub.

I understand a boy's heart when

It comes to the circus.

Therefore I forbid you to be a

Boy.

All: hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop

Hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop

Hoop hoop hoop!

Chowder: hi, guys.

All: hoopah!

Chowder: is it fun being a

Lingon?

All: hoopah!

Chowder: I totally agree with

That.

Hey, what's your favorite color?

All: hoopah!

Chowder: me, too!

You guys like to party, huh?

All: hoopah!

Chowder: hoopah!

Mung daal: I'm a little

Confused here, shnitzel.

There should be a crate on the

Exact spot where I'm st--

Shnitzel: radda.

Mung daal: I could've been

Hurt.

Shnitzel: radda radda.

Mung daal: at least you were

Unharmed, oh, rare and precious

Aged-21-year yeast without

Whom -- pfft! -- The bread

Bowl -- pfft! -- Would be

Nothing!

Chowder: when mung sees this

Super awesome lingon move I

Invented, his face will explode!

Hoop hoop hoop hoopah!

Mung daal: [ humming ]

♪ Hope nothing happens to my

Yeast ♪

Chowder: hoop hoop hoop hoop

Hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop

Hoop hoop!

Truffles: oh, the mistakes!

Mung daal: ♪ yep, I hope

Nothing happens to my -- ♪

Chowder: hoop hoop hoop hoop!

Mung daal: chowder!

Chowder: hoo...boy.

Mung daal: I'm a reasonable

Chef, right?

Open-minded, considerate,

Empathetic?

Chowder: old?

Mung daal: [ inhales deeply ]

But you, chowder, you have not

Been a reasonable assistant!

It's just -- hoop hoop

Hoopah-ing!

You are to go to your room.

You are to think about what you

Have done today and what you

Will do tomorrow.

Chowder: hoopah?

[ Sobbing loudly ]

I just wanted to be the best me

I know how to be, mung!

And you're trying to stop me!

Hey, break it up, break it

Up.

Give the guy some privacy.

Chowder: [ slurps ]

[ Slurps ]

Hoo...

Pah!

I'm going away forever, kimchi.

Bye.

Make your dreams reality,

Kimchi, I love you.

Mung daal: now, there's a

Giant bread bowl.

Hoopah!

Mung daal: you're very

Welcome.

All: hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop

Hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop!

Truffles: hey, where's our

Money?!

Shnitzel: [ laughing ]

Mung daal: chowder, where you

Going?

Chowder: I'm joining up with

The flying flinger lingons!

Both: what?!

Shnitzel: [ laughs ]

Radda radda.

Chowder: it's my calling, my

Destiny.

Ever since I can remember, I've

Always wanted to bounce in a

Giant bread bowl.

Mung daal: come on, man, that

Was just yesterday!

Chowder: I said ever since I

Could remember!

I want to make childrens laugh,

Mothers cry, and fathers proud.

Mung daal: you don't have the

Ball suit.

Chowder: I cut a slit in this

Tennis ball and put it on my

Hand, and even though it pinches

A lot and it's cutting off all

Circulation to my fingers, I bid

You farewell.

Mung daal: I give him 2

Minutes, 14 seconds.

He's not coming back, dudes.

Mung daal: not coming back?

But this is chowder we're

Talking about.

If he joins the circus...

Chowder: ♪ I'm joining the

Circus, I'm joining the circus ♪

Hoopah!

Mung daal: [ sighs ]

We got to stop that boy before

He kills everyone!

Truffles: we can't have

Future dead customers!

Shnitzel: radda!

All: hoopah!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Mung daal: where is he?

Where is he?!

I don't see him!

Shnitzel: radda!

Mung daal: oh, imploding

Universe!

He's about to go on!

To the stage door!

Quick, man, let us in.

Everyone's gonna die!

♪ I'm singing, I'm dancing, just

Like a performer, which means I

Must be a performer ♪

Darn signs!

They're always holding me back!

Think, mung, think!

Shnitzel, come here -- quick!

Look!

Sleeping lingons.

We'll bonk them on their heads,

Then steal their costumes!

Let's go!

Truffles: honey, these

Costumes are completely empty.

Mung daal: awesome.

Hoopah hoopah hoopah!

Hoopah!

Mung daal: [ gasps ]

That guy is selling churros!

Shnitzel: radda.

Truffles: so, I take it you

Already saved everyone?

Mung daal: uh...maybe?

Chowder: must get...

To the top!

Gravity...

Fighting me...

So hard!

Mung daal: chowder, get down

Here before you hurt everyone!

Chowder: you're not the boss

Of me!

The lingons are!

[ Grunting ]

Whew!

Mung daal: you!

Tell my chowder to come down

This instant!

Hoopah!

Chowder: hoopah!

Mung daal: in the flinger!

Chowder: all right.

This is it.

Ju-uh-uh-uh-uh!

Too high!

Too high!

I changed my mind!

I want to go home!

I'm a flapper, not a flinger!

[ Sniffs ]

Mmm! Bread bowl.

Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!

A-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah!

Mung daal: I'm coming,

Chowder!

Chowder: a-a-a-a-ah!

[ Audience screaming ]

Mung daal: what a crumby

Ending.

Get it?

"Crumb-y" ending?

Bread?

Anyone?

Chowder: hoopah!

Shnitzel: radda radda radda!

Radda radda radda!

Mung daal: you did not say

That to truffles.

Shnitzel: radda!

Mung daal: what did she say?

Shnitzel: [ imitating

Truffles ] radda radda radda

Radda!

Radda radda radda radda!

Radda radda radda radda radda!

Radda radda radda!

Radda radda...

Ra...

Radda.

Radda radda radda radda.

Truffles: argh!

[ Screams ]

"Radda radda radda!"