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02x05 - Chowder's Catering Company/The Catch Phrase

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Chowder". Aired: November 2, 2007 – August 7, 2010.*
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The series revolves around the titular Chowder, who works as an apprentice to chef Mung Daal at his catering company.

02x05 - Chowder's Catering Company/The Catch Phrase

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Mung daal: ♪ you take the

Moon, and you take the sun ♪

Chowder: ♪ you take

Everything that seems like fun ♪

Truffles: ♪ you stir it all

Up, and when you're done ♪

Shnitzel: ♪ radda radda radda

R-r-radda radda ♪

All: ♪ so, come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

♪ Come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

Yeah!

[ Applause ]

Mung daal: [ scatting ]

[ Yoink! ]

[ Shatter! ]

[ Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! ]

[ Clang! ]

[ Sniffs ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Sniffs ]

[ Sniffs deeply ]

Bleagh!

Egad!

What is that horrible stench?

Chowder: mung, you've come

Just in time!

I've worked all night to bring

You the greatest recipe ever!

I call it "foof n' scoops"!

[ Flies buzzing ]

Mung daal: oh.

Uh, well, your dish certainly

Shows a lot of...initiative.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

Chowder: try some!

Mung daal: oh, now, chowder,

I really shouldn't.

Chowder: be my customer!

Taste it!

Mung daal: oh, my gosh.

Uh...no, thanks, chowder, I --

Chowder: please?

Mung daal: no, chowder.

Chowder: [ sultry voice ]

Pretty please?

Mung daal: what the --

Chowder: [ normal voice ]

Please, please, please, please,

Please, please, please!

Mung daal: no, no, no, no,

No, no, no!

Chowder: aaaaaaaaaaah!

Mung daal: aaaaaaaaaaah!

Both: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Chowder: but I put a lot of

Heart into it.

[ Thumping ]

Eat it!

[ Splat! ]

Mung daal: mmmmf! Mmmmf!

Mmm!

[ Gulps ]

[ Whistle! ]

[ Thud! ]

[ Vomiting violently ]

[ Toilet flushes ]

Uh, ch-chowder...

[ Burps ]

...i neglected to tell you the

Most important quality a chef

Must have.

Chowder: more important than

Hands?

Mung daal: yes!

It's not to k*ll anyone with

Their recipes!

Chowder: but I know customers

Will want to eat my

Foof n' scoops.

♪ They're magically

Foofilicious ♪

Mung daal: no, chowder.

[ Burps ]

Believe me, no one will want to

Eat this.

Chowder: ♪ dum-dum, de-dum,

Dum-de-dum, de-dum, de-hum ♪

[ Cries loudly ]

[ Sobbing ] goodbye,

Foof n' scoops!

My greatest creation!

Mung just doesn't understand!

I'm a chef ahead of my time!

[ Warble! ]

[ Inhales deeply ]

It was too soon -- too soon,

Too soon!

[ Rattle! ]

Huh?

Ohhhhhh.

[ Chomp! ]

[ Chomp! ]

[ Chomp! ]

[ Chomp! ]

[ Munch! Munch! ]

[ Belches ]

[ Warbles excitedly ]

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Chowder: [ gasps ]

You like it?!

You like my dish?!

[ Cackling maniacally ]

Come here, little guy.

Whooooa.

You're my...

My...

My first customer!

♪ Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[ Fizzle! ]

Whoops. Sorry.

♪ Eeeeeeeeeee

Chowder: oh, my gosh, you're

Still hungry, huh?

Aren't you?

Aren't you?

Aren't you? Aren't you?

[ Laughing ]

[ Coughing loudly ]

Come on. I'll feed you more.

Mung daal: blah, blah, blah,

Blah, blah, bl-bl-bl-blah, blah,

Blah, bl-bl-bl-blah, blah, blah.

Chowder: hey, guys.

This is my very first customer.

I just found him hanging out in

The dumpster.

I call him kevin, and kevin

Loves my food.

Yes, you do.

Yes, you do.

[ Laughing wildly ]

Yeah!

Mung daal: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Chowder, drop that fuzz ball

This instant!

Chowder: b-but why, mung?

Kevin is my customer, which

Makes me a chef, just like you,

Mung.

Just...

Like...

Yo-o-o-o-o-u.

Mung daal: chowder, that is

Dirty!

That is dirty vermin in your

Hands!

Shnitzel, hop to it!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aaaaaaaaaah!

Shnitzel: ra-radda radda!

Chowder: [ gasps ]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Shnitzel: bleagh!

[ Squish! Squish! ]

Hmm.

[ Humming ] ♪ radda radda

Chowder: kevin!

[ Cries ]

Mung just doesn't understand

What a genius I am!

I mean, I have a gift -- a gift

I must share with the world!

I bet there's a million

Customers just like kevin who

Want my food.

Aah! Aah!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!

Waaaaaah!

Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!

[ Gurgling ] wa!

Waaaaaaa!

Waaaaaaaa!

Chowder: whoa!

Kevin, you never told me there's

More of you!

And you're all so hungry!

Hmmm.

It's like I'd have to start my

Own catering company.

[ Sproing! ]

[ Ding! ]

That's it!

I'll open a store for plus-size

Ladies' fashions!

No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Uh, mung, can I get some schmegg

Yolks?

Mung daal: of course.

There you are.

Chowder: thanks, mung.

[ Critters clamoring ]

[ Critters clamoring ]

Uh, mung, do you have change for

A $20?

Mung daal: of course.

Here you go.

Chowder: thanks.

[ Critters clamoring ]

[ Critters clamoring ]

Uh, mung, I'm gonna need 50 more

Plates and silverware, about 100

Serving platters, some floral

Centerpieces, some tablecloths

And napkins, a chandelier,

And an oversized fiberglass

Chili dog.

Mung daal: sure.

There you are.

Chowder: thanks, mung.

Oh, and...that, too.

[ Yoink! ]

[ Critters clamoring ]

Mung daal: [ humming ]

Shnitzel: radda.

Radda radda radda.

Mung daal: what do you mean

Something fishy's going on?

Don't be ridiculous.

Shnitzel: radda!

Mung daal: what the --

Oh!

Where's my spray?!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

They're on the spray!

Dirty -- so, so dirty!

[ Boing! Boing! ]

They're everywhere!

Shnitzel: radda radda radda!

Mung daal: I've got it!

Shnitzel, you stay put while

I...

Run away! Run away! Run away!

Run away from the dirty...

Shnitzel: huh?

[ Critters clamoring ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

[ Ting! ]

[ Chomp! ]

[ Munch! Munch! ]

[ Growls ]

[ Blam! ]

[ Splat! ]

[ Zip! ]

Ra-dda!

Chowder: no, shnitzel!

I-it's not what it looks like!

Shnitzel: radda radda,

Ra-radda, ra-radda radda?!

Chowder: okay, I guess it is

What it looks like.

Please don't tell mung!

It'll all be over!

I'll never be a chef!

Shnitzel: bleagh!

Chowder: no, shnitzel!

Don't tell!

[ All chittering ]

Huh? You want me to do what?

I-i shouldn't.

And yet...

I must!

[ Clong! ]

Oh, no! What have I done?!

[ Chittering ]

Chowder: you're absolutely

Right.

I need to get rid of the body.

It's the only way.

[ Grunting ]

Mung daal: hold it right

There, chowder.

You look awfully suspicious with

That pickle barrel.

Chowder: m-m-m-me?

Mung daal: come on! Spill it!

Chowder: w-w-what?

Mung daal: you were gonna

Hide that barrel, weren't you?

And not share a single pickle.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, chowder, you irrepressible

Scamp, you.

Chowder: you won't shut down

My business!

Mung daal: what?

[ Clong! ]

Oof!

[ All chittering ]

Chowder: yes, I must dispose

Of this one, too.

It's the only way.

[ Grunting ]

Truffles: yoo-hoo!

Hey, fellas! What's going on?

[ Clong! ]

Chowder: you won't shut down

My business!

[ Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! ]

Mung daal: where did we go

Wrong?

Chowder: okay, everyone, now

That they're out of the way, we

Can get back to business.

I was thinking about adding

Toothpaste to the foof-n'-scoop

Recipe.

[ All chittering ]

Hey! Where are you going?!

Wait, guys! Come back!

[ Panting ]

[ Gasps ]

The wonder hole!

The largest, deepest, darkest

Hole in the city!

If you throw them in there,

They'll be gone forever.

Who will tuck me in at night and

Protect me from wolverines?

Who will fill my head with hope

And tales of wonder?

Who will clip my toenails?!

Do I ditch my friends or ditch

My dreams?

Friends.

Dreams.

Friends.

Dreams.

Freams!

Wow!

This is really confusing!

What to do? What to do?

[ All chittering ]

[ Boing! ]

Oh, no!

Wait! Stop!

I know what I got to do.

[ Sloop! ]

Aaaah!

Oh, no!

Chowder: goodbye,

Foof n' scoops.

Our love was never meant to be.

[ All chittering ]

Chowder's catering company is

Now closed.

No foof for you!

Hmph!

[ All murmuring ]

[ All scream ]

You're alive!

Sorry.

I just wanted to be a chef so

Bad that I got carried away and

Tried to k*ll everyone in the

Process.

Again.

Mung daal: chowder, I should

Scold you and turn you in to the

Police for what you did!

If I wasn't so proud of you!

Chowder: what?!

Shnitzel: radda?!

Mung daal: you've shown me

That you can cook and run a

Catering company all by

Yourself.

Chowder: really?

Mung daal: you've got the

Makings of a true chef.

And who knows?

We may all be working for you

Someday.

[ Laughter ]

Shnitzel: agh!

Chowder: best, best, best,

Best, best, best, best, best,

Best, best, best, best, best,

Best, best, best, best, best,

Best, best, best, best, best,

Best, best...

[ Inhales deeply ]

...best!

♪ Oh, you are the

Be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-st

Chef in the world ♪

Hey.

What's this impossibly random

Poster that I see?

I can't believe it!

He's finally in town!

Mung daal: what? Who?

Chowder: the best chef in the

World, the one and only

Undefeated aluminum chef --

Chef holland daze.

Mung daal: aluminum chef?

Chowder: yeah.

Challengers try to outcook the

Aluminum chef at the

Aluminum stadium.

♪ The be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-st

Mung daal: but I thought that

i -- you --

Chowder: he's the best!

And I'm his biggest fan!

See?!

Mung daal: a shrine?

Chowder: yeah, to remind me

Who's the best chef in case I

Forget.

♪ Ooooooooooh, aluminum chef

Holland daze is the

B-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-st

Chef in the world ♪

Mung daal: well, it's about

Time someone recognized the

Entertainment value in cooking

Food.

Sounds like a hoot!

Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

Mung daal: wow.

Quite a turnout.

You know, chowder, we should

Really spend more time like this

Together.

Blah!

Chowder: [ slurping ]

Mung daal: you know,

Chowder --

Chowder: don't touch me!

It's starting.

Live from marzipan city, it's

The aluminum che-e-e-e-e-e-e-f!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Featuring the aluminum chef

Himself, chef holland daze!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Poof! ]

[ Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! ]

And the challenger...

Northrop.

[ Sproing! ]

Aaaaaaah!

[ German accent ] ze dish

Today is ze vet frepper

Sloshages.

First, a vet frepper...

Wazzam!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Mung daal: what kind of

c*ck --

Chowder: shh! Sh-sh-sh-shh!

Zen, sloshage...

Wazzam!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Mung daal: a sloshage,

Indeed.

Flabutter...

Fleggs...

Wazzam! Wazzam!

All: yay! Yay!

Zen pound...

Bake...

And...

Wazzam!

Mung daal: I don't get it,

Chowder.

He's just baking everyday wet

Frepper sloshages.

Chowder: yeah, but he adds a

Catch phrase.

Mung daal: a catch phrase?

Chowder: yeah, all the best

Chefs have a catch phrase.

Mung daal: I don't have a

Catch phrase.

Chowder: all the best chefs

Have a catch phrase.

Try one?

[ Sloop! ]

Chowder: yes, please.

[ Chomp! ]

[ Munch! Munch! ]

[ Gulps ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Bong! ]

[ Psychedelic music playing ]

[ Pop! Zip! ]

[ Zing! ]

[ Gust! ]

Wazzam!

[ Thump! ]

Mung daal: oh...

Okay, back to real cooking.

Today's dish is baked

Blorgen morsels.

First, a flomato...

Chowder: wazzam!

Mung daal: pfffft!

Chowder: what next, mung?

Mung daal: spice would be

Nice.

[ Thud! ]

Chowder: wazzam!

Mung daal: it's better with

Cheddar.

[ Pitter! Pitter! Pitter! ]

[ Whip! ]

[ Crunch! ]

[ Crash! ]

[ All scream ]

Chowder: wazzam!

So, what's the next ingredient,

Mung?

Mung daal: i...but...

Please...feh.

Chowder: answer the question!

Mung daal: mixed

Fleggy tables.

Chowder: wazzam! Wazzam!

Wazzam! Wazzam! Wazzam! Wazzam!

[ Ping! ]

Wazzam!

Mung daal: [ moans ]

Enough with the catch phrases!

Chowder: but everyone's got a

Catch phrase.

Shnitzel...

Shnitzel: radda radda.

Chowder: truffles...

Truffles: what's all the

Yelling going on in here?!

Chowder: even gazpacho.

Come. Sit.

Buy my beans!

Chowder: besides, it makes

Food taste better.

Chef holland daze proved it.

Mung daal: bwaaaah!

This is my kitchen.

my-y-y-y-y-y...

Kitchen.

Say it.

Chowder: this is my kitchen?

Mung daal: no, this is my

Kitchen, and I command you never

To never utter a catch phrase

Here again.

Chowder: uh...

You want me to say that, too?

Mung daal: you heard me!

Never...

[ Moos ]

Mung daal: ...that phrase

Again.

Chowder: wait.

How'd a cow get in here?

Mung daal: chowder!

[ Warble! ]

Chowder: why won't you use a

Catch phrase, mung?

[ Wailing ]

Why?!

Without one, your food is

Just...just...just...

Kaput?

Kerflorp?

Bland?

Chowder: uh, what he said.

Mung daal: my food -- kaput?

Chowder: no, kerflorp.

Truffles: what's all the

Yelling going on in here?!

Mung daal: catch phrases.

Ooh!

Catch phrases don't make

Anything better.

And bazoogle!

The hole is done!

[ All cheering ]

So, I was sittin' there

Waitin' for the phone to ring,

And walang!

It rang.

[ All cheer ]

Yeah, then bada bing!

I shot him.

With the hypodermic needle?!

Ga-zow!

Then voilã !

Bang!

Zamzow!

Whammo!

Fa-bank!

Flamrazzle!

Mung daal: all right,

Already!

Maybe chowder's right.

Will that make you people

Happy?!

[ All murmuring ]

I need a catch phrase.

And it's got to be better than

Good.

It's got to be...

very good!

I'm doomed.

So, you need a catch phrase,

Huh?

Well, I got a million of them.

I keep them in this anthology.

Some might call it a log or a

Record, but I prefer

"Anthology."

It's catchy.

Mung daal: ooh!

[ Smack! ]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Where's the money?

Show me the money!

[ Laughs ]

You'll find that little gem on

Page 342.

Mung daal: haven't I heard

That someplace?

Uh, well, if it's originality

You want, you have to quest

Within, and you have to ask

Yourself, "do I feel lucky?"

Well, do you, punk?!

Got to love that one.

Uh, page 229.

Mung daal: and now for the

Greatest catch phrase ever!

Ah!

[ Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

Hello.

Any good catch phrases in there?

All: lemon, lemon, lemon,

Lemon, lemon, lemon, lemon,

Lemon...

[ Poof! ]

[ Blurt! ]

Chowder: wazzam!

[ Sproing! ]

Mung daal: want to play

Rough, huh?

Fizzy cola never fails to

Stimulate the mind.

[ Glug! Glug! Glug! Glug! ]

[ Glug! Glug! Glug! Glug! ]

Ahh!

[ Straining ]

[ Thunk! ]

[ Beep! Beep! Beep! ]

[ Ting! ]

"H."

Mung daal: an "h"?

Wouldn't go far with a phrase

Like "h."

Come on!

Fine! Sheesh!

Keep it together, man.

Come on, kids. We're leaving.

[ Boing! Boing! Boing! ]

Mung daal: oh, I give up.

If I could just get a sign!

That's it!

Hey! You there!

[ Tink! ]

Wait!

I just want to talk to you!

It's the aluminu-u-u-u-m

Che-e-e-e-e-e-f!

Chowder: [ slurping ]

With today's challenger --

Chef mung daal.

Mung daal: [ smooches ]

Ladies, ladies.

[ Ting! ]

Chowder: mung?!

No, mung!

Don't do it! Please!

He'll destroy you with his

Awesome catch phrase!

And I'm not ready to lose you.

I'm just not.

Mung daal: chowder, sometimes

There are things a chef's just

Got to do.

Leave everything to me.

Chowder: you.

The dish today is...

Clamomeal stewflay!

Wazzam!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ooh! That is a keeper!

Mung daal: fleedle deedle!

[ Cricket chirping ]

[ Coughs ]

[ Clapping ]

Chowder: I don't think they

Liked it.

I don't like it, either.

Wazzam!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Mung daal: fleedle deedle!

[ Cheers, applause stop ]

Wazzam!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Chowder: try another catch

Phrase.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Mung daal: yeah.

[ Groans ]

[ Creak! ]

Flaboogle!

Wazzam!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Mung daal: shadizzle!

Wazzam!

Wazzam!

Wazzam!

Wazzam!

Wazzam!

Wazzam!

Wazzam!

Mung daal: i...

Wazzam!

Mung daal: hey!

That really hurt!

[ Splosh! ]

[ All chitter ]

[ Zip! ]

[ Tink! ]

[ Chitters ]

Mung daal: [ growls ]

Of all the raggin-ety,

Fraggin-ety, raggle, fraggin' of

A...

[ Grumbling indistinctly ]

Oh, my.

[ All gasp ]

Uh, chowder, I think we'd better

Go.

Chowder: [ growls ]

Raggin', fraggin', raggin',

Fraggin'...

[ Grumbling indistinctly ]

[ All gasp ]

Mung daal: no, chowder, don't

Say that!

Chowder: I knew it!

You really are the best chef

In the world, mung!

Fraggin', raggin', fraggin'...

[ Grumbling indistinctly ]

[ Boing! ]

Wazzam!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Both: [ muffled ] wazzam!

Okay, chowder, I'm ready.

Pull it out.

Chowder: are you sure?

Okay, here it goes.

Agh.

Agh!

Gently, gently!

Too fast!

Aaaah!

Wah!

Scaring me!

[ Creak! Pop! ]

Yowwwwwwww!

[ Crash! ]

Mung daal: uh, a little help

Here, chowder.

Chowder: oh, man!