02x11 - Kid Shnitzel/Gazpacho Fights Back

[bunniefuu]

Mung daal: ♪ you take the

Moon, and you take the sun ♪

Chowder: ♪ you take

Everything that seems like fun ♪

Truffles: ♪ you stir it all

Up, and when you're done ♪

Shnitzel: ♪ radda radda radda

R-r-radda radda ♪

All: ♪ so, come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

♪ Come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

Yeah!

[ Applause ]

[ Thunder rumbles ]

Shnitzel: ugh.

Aaaaah!

Chowder: hey, shnitzel!

Sorry about the mess, but I

Figured it would be okay since

You love cleaning stuff up,

Right?

Shnitzel: ugh.

Mung daal: hey, shnitzel!

Why the long face?

Get it?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[ Coughing ]

Ahh.

Your face is long.

[ Laughing hysterically ]

Shnitzel: ugh.

Chowder: hey, mung, what's

This do?

Mung daal: no, chowder!

Don't!

[ Splat! ]

Shnitzel: ugh.

[ Splat! ]

Chowder: oops.

Sorry, shnitzel.

I was helping the yogurt escape

By smuggling it into your hat.

Shnitzel: ugh.

Shnitzel: ugh.

Chowder: boy, shnitzel.

You've got your work cut out for

You today.

Shnitzel: ugh.

Mung daal: hey, shnitzel.

Why the long face?

Aw, come on!

Get it?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Shnitzel: ugh.

Chowder: what's this do?

Mung daal: chowder, no!

[ Splat! ]

[ Splat! ]

Shnitzel: ugh.

[ Splat! ]

Chowder: oops!

Sorry, shnitzel.

I wanted to show you my earwax

Sculptures, so I put them in

Your hat.

Shnitzel: ugh.

Shnitzel: ugh.

Chowder: sorry about the

Mess.

Shnitzel: ugh.

Mung daal: long face. Get it?

Shnitzel: ugh.

[ Splat! ]

[ Ping! ]

Shnitzel: ugh.

Hmm!

[ Humming ]

[ Splat! ]

Chowder: shnitzel!

I was just about to clean

Princess lollipop's litter box!

You're just gonna have to wait

Your turn.

Sheesh!

Shnitzel: [ growling ]

Aah, radda radda radda!

Radda radda!

Radda radda radda!

Radda radda radda radda radda!

Mung daal: shnitzel,

Shnitzel, shnitzel, shnitzel,

Shnitzel, baby, calm down.

Chowder's just a kid, and kids

Are allowed to get away with

Anything.

Chowder: mung, where's the

Inferno fruit?

Mung daal: top left drawer,

Chowder.

I tell you, shnitzel,

Responsibility -- now, that's

Fun.

Do you understand?

Balancing checkbooks, going to

Bed at 7:00, seeing the same

Wife every day -- day in and day

Out with nothing changing,

Knowing the best years of your

Life are behind you, not ahead.

Shnitzel: oh, radda?

Chowder: mung, where's the

Fire extinguisher?

Mung daal: bottom right

Drawer.

So, you see, shnitzel, who wants

To be a kid, where life is

Carefree and amazing...

[ Island music plays ]

♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo

♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo

Mung daal: ...when you could

Be an adult and mop as much

Floor as you want?

Chowder: mung, what's the

Number for the fire department?

Shnitzel: ohh, radda.

Mung daal: ohh, shnitzel.

Hey, shnitzel!

[ Groans ]

Would you mind helping me pitch

This loaf...

[ Groans ]

...of bread?

Both: shnitzel! Yoo-hoo!

Mung daal: you know, that's

Odd.

Shnitzel always comes in first

Thing in the morning.

Chowder: he's never late --

Never, ever.

Shnitzel: hey, radda radda!

Both: sha-sha-sha shnitzel?

[ "The six million dollar man"

Sound effect plays ]

Shnitzel: ooh-wah!

[ Guitar playing ]

Mung daal: shnitzel, you're

Late.

You've never been late.

Shnitzel: hey, radda-rah-rah.

Chowder: yeah.

Take a chill pill, mung.

Mung daal: shnitzel!

Something's different about you.

I don't know what it is.

You seem younger, hipper.

And you're wearing jams!

I...

Like it.

Chowder: you like to party?!

Let's par-tay!

Mung daal: but wait!

Who's gonna clean this place?

[ Sighs ]

I wonder what truffles is doing.

[ Warble! ]

[ Poof! ]

Chowder: ohh.

Shnitzel: [ coughs ]

[ Growling ]

Chowder: oh, my --

Shnitzel: [ laughing ]

Chowder: [ laughing ]

Both: radda.

Friendship!

Mung daal: hey!

What are you two doing?

Aah!

Where did all these letters come

From?

Somebody clean this mess.

Shnitzel: tscha!

Radda radda radda radda.

Chowder: yeah.

Whatever, man.

Mung daal: fine.

Chowder, you do it.

Chowder: what?

This is shnitzel's job.

Why are you giving it to me?

Mung daal: chowder, he's

Wearing jams.

Nobody wearing jams has to do

Their stuff.

He's a young guy.

Look at him.

Chowder: b-but I'm young,

Too.

Mung daal: look.

Backwards hat.

We all know there's no one more

Irresponsible than a kid with

His hat backwards.

Chowder: backwards hat?

[ Whistles ]

Uh -- no fair!

Mung daal: the only people

More irresponsible are babies.

I would never, ever give babies

Responsibility.

[ Zip! ]

Chowder: [ suck! Suck! ]

Goo-goo, gah-gah.

I'm a baby.

Mung daal: shnitzel, I guess

You're gonna have to do all the

Chores now that chowder's a

Baby.

Shnitzel: aw, radda!

[ Zip! ]

[ Suck! Suck! Suck! ]

Rah-rah, goo-goo.

Mung daal: shnitzel!

[ Splat! ]

Chowder?

Chowder: waaaaaah!

Shnitzel: rah-rah-rah.

Rah-rah-rah-rah-rah.

Chowder: blah-blah-blah.

Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.

Shnitzel: ah-da-da-da-da-da.

Ah-ba-ba-ba-ba.

Mung daal: hey!

Both of you can't act like

Babies.

I need one of you to be an adult

And do all the work.

Come on.

First one to take your diaper

Off gets responsibility again.

How's that sound, huh?

Both: [ whining ]

Mung daal: well, I guess if

You're not going to do the work,

You leave me with no choice.

You're going to the baby pound.

Chowder: baby pound?!

Shnitzel: radda radda?!

Mung daal: hello, baby pound?

I have two bad babies that need

To be taken care of.

Both: [ gulp! ]

[ Babies whining ]

[ Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

Chowder: shnitzel, I'm

Scared!

Baby pound is where all the bad

Babies go.

We're just pretending to be

Babies to get out of work.

Shnitzel: radda.

[ Wheezing laughter ]

Trying to get out of work, huh?

Yeah, I tried that, too.

I've been here for 50 years.

Both: [ gasp! ]

But I tell you -- it's great.

We get to lie around in our

Cribs all day, play with toys,

And eat out of dog dishes.

[ Laughs ]

There's only one downside.

[ Thump! ]

Shnitzel: ra-radda?

Chowder: yeah? W-what's that?

It's the warden,

Frau brotchen!

Hide!

[ Warble! ]

[ Zip! ]

[ Thump! Thump! ]

[ German accent ] oh, babies!

Oh, come to me, my babies!

I bring you all the love!

Who wants the love?

[ Gasp! ]

Ooh!

Look at this one!

How cute!

Shnitzel: radda!

Chowder: oh, no!

Shnitzel!

Ohh!

Baby want to play?

Shnitzel: radda radda radda!

Radda! Radda!

Whoopsy daisy!

Whoopsy daisy!

Whoopsy daisy!

Shnitzel: [ mumbling ]

Ooh!

Poor baby is sleeping!

I will cradle him in my bosom.

Shnitzel: radda?

Radda!

Ooh!

Shh!

♪ Sleep, my baby

Shnitzel: [ gasp! ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

Oh, radda radda radda!

Baby feeding time!

Time for milky!

Shnitzel: [ mumbling ]

[ Pop! ]

Ahh. Ohh!

Ra-ha. Radda.

Aah, radda.

You want burp?

Shnitzel: [ mumbling ]

You want burp?!

[ Splat! ]

Chowder: shnitzel, just stop

Pretending like you're a baby!

Shnitzel: radda! Radda radda!

Radda radda radda!

Chowder: all you had to say

Was "no."

No need for harsh language.

This is a kids show.

Sheesh!

Hmm.

[ Buzz! ]

[ Sniffs ] uh-oh!

Someone is making the stinky!

Time for a changy!

Chowder: shnitzel, you're not

A baby!

She's gonna see your business!

♪ Time to change the stinky

Shnitzel: radda!

Radda! Radda! Radda! Radda!

[ Deep voice ] time to change

The stinky!

Shnitzel: aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[ Fart! ]

[ Gasp! ]

[ Normal voice ] give me the

Stinky!

Chowder: your business,

Shnitzel!

You must protect the business!

Shnitzel: radda!

No more diaper for the stinky

Baby!

[ Clink! Clink! ]

Shnitzel: aaaaaaaah!

Radda!

Radda radda radda.

Radda radda.

You're not a baby?

Chowder: hey, frau brotchen!

I'm not a baby, either.

I'm a boy...

Boy-like creature thingy, that

Is.

[ Grunts ]

I'm a man!

We're all men, men who just

Don't want to work.

All: yeah!

You are all a bunch of

Sickos!

[ Sobbing ]

I feel so used!

[ Crash! ]

Chowder: are you okay,

Shnitzel?

You guys, that was a close

One.

Oh, uh, mother sends me here

Every once in a while.

Heh.

[ Splat! Splat! Splat! ]

Chowder: see, shnitzel?

Being a grown-up isn't so bad.

Shnitzel: ahh.

Mung daal: yo, what's up,

Diggity dawgs?

I just made a mess in the other

Room.

High five.

Look! Jams! Huh?

Don't be hatin'.

Shnitzel: ugh. Radda.

You see this, chowder?

Don't touch it!

This is what we call a perfect

Corn on the clob.

Here. Now, listen.

Chowder: [ gasp! ]

It's a symphony!

A symphony of corn!

Oh, perfect corn clob, play me

Another tune.

[ Yoink! ]

I've gone deaf.

Huh?

[ Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! ]

[ Burp! ]

What's the matter?

Ain't you never seen a beautiful

Lady before?

Actually, it warms my heart

To see a customer enjoy my

Produce with such, hmm, gusto.

Chowder: you're a lady?

You got good corn here,

Tusks.

I'll tell you what -- I'm gonna

Take 4 pounds.

Here you go, madam.

Thanks.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[ Chuckles ]

You forgot to pay for that.

[ Squeak! ]

I what?

You forgot to pay for that.


I what?

You forgot to pay.

I what?!

You forgot to pay.

Forgot to what?!

To pay.

To pay?!

To -- to pay, yes.

I forgot to pay?

You! Forgot! To!

I didn't forget.

I said, "I'll take 4 pounds,"

And I took them.

No, no, no.

That's not how it works.

I provide goods and services.

You provide money.

It's the cornerstone of

Business.

You see, mother always says --

[ Creak! ]

And since you gave me lip,

I'm gonna take some of this,

Too.

[ Chomp! ]

Chowder: now, look, lady, you

Can't steal from gazpacho.

I'm gonna have to ask you to

Please leave.

You're gonna ask me to leave?

Chowder: I'm gonna ask you to

Leave.

You're gonna ask me to what?!

Chowder: ask you to leave.

Ask me to what?!

Chowder: to leave.

To leave?

Chowder: to leave.

You are gonna ask me to

Leave.

Chowder: I'm gonna ask you --

Oh, so, you're giving me lip,

Too, peanut?

If I had wanted lip, I would

Have gone to the lip stand over

There.

Aah, lips for sale!

Hot and fresh!

Get your lips here!

Now, do either of you two

Fritters have any more lip you

Want to give me?

Uh, uh, miss, uh...

Rosemary.

I'm sure we can come to some

Sort of understanding.

Yeah, hear what I

Understand.

The left hand bring the pain.

[ Smooch! ]

The right hand bring the hurt.

[ Smooch! ]

I'm gonna take whatever I want

From you, and you're gonna let

Me, or else I'm bringin' it!

Chowder: no.

You have to pay like everyone

Else.

Chowder, hush!

Chowder: gazpacho isn't

Afraid of you.

Stop. Stop talking.

I'm begging you.

Chowder: he's the

Eighth-toughest guy I know, so

Watch out.

[ Gulp! ]

[ Snap! ]

[ Thud! ]

Now, what you got to say

About that, tough guy?

Take whatever you want, on

The house!

You're a lovely woman.

You deserve the best.

[ Squish! ]

Thanks, tusks.

Oh, and you'd better stock back

Up.

I'll be back later.

Got to keep up my metabolism.

Chowder: gazpacho, why didn't

You stop her?

Chowder, sometimes when life

Confronts you with challenges,

You got to do what's called

"Rolling over."

You lay on your back and say,

"Here's my tender belly.

See? I'm no threat!"

Chowder: well, I'm not gonna

Let you show your tender belly

To rosemary anymore.

We're gonna get the

Second-toughest guy I know to

Protect you.

Awesome!

Hey, uh, can you grab my lips

For me?

[ Splat! ]

Thanks.

[ Quiver! ]

Chowder: don't worry,

Gazpacho.

This guy's great.

He won't let anyone get past

Him.

It's like he's a rock or

Something.

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

Mung daal: hi, gazpacho.

I would like two jemima fruits,

On the double, please.

Shnitzel! What are you doing?!

Hey, watch where you're

Grabbing.

Shnitzel, stop!

Let go of me!

With shnitzel here, I'm sure

Rosemary will think twice before

Messing with ol' gazpacho again.

Out of my way, short stuff.

Aaaah! Take her down!

Shnitzel: rah-dah!

[ Crackle! ]

You got rock all over my

Pretty dress.

Now you've made me angry.

[ Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

What the --

Chowder: I thought this was a

Kids show.

[ Laughs ]

Meet rosemary's babies.

Shnitzel: raaaaaaah!

Yeah! Work him!

Just like mama showed you!

Man, that felt good.

Makes me feel like a natural

Woman.

Now, look what you made me do!

Now I got babies to feed.

I'm taking the whole stand --

All of it.

But you can't take everything

From me.

Well, sh**t.

If you're gonna cry about it,

I'll leave you one.

But I'll be back for it

Tomorrow!

Chowder: now what are we

Gonna do, gazpacho?

I'll tell you what we're

Gonna do.

We're gonna go shopping for new

Pants...

'Cause I just made a huge mess

In mine!

I'm kidding about the pants.

Well, half-kidding -- maybe the

Left half.

Oh, chowder!

[ Sobbing ]

I think I need to quit or hide

Or do the old [gasping]

Quit-and-hide.

Chowder: not the old

Quit-and-hide!

Gazpacho, listen to me!

Nothing is worth the old

Quit-and-hide!

You hear me?!

Nothing!

Oh, no, my pants.

Chowder: it's time we sought

Out the first-toughest guy I

Know.

Psst! Chowder!

What are we doing here?

Chowder: shh!

Don't disturb her.

Ohh. Sorry.

Chowder: shh!

I didn't mean to --

Chowder: shhhhhhhhh!

But how's she gonna help us

Get rid of rosemary?

Chowder: tstststststs!

Gross!

It's getting in my mouth!

Aah! Blegh!

Truffles: [ growls ]

Be quiet!

What do you want?!

[ Both talking ]

There's this lady.

She -- she ate my corn on the

Clob.

Truffles: that wasn't a

Question!

Now, what's your question?

Chowder: ooh, great and

Terrible truffles, we come to

Thee with a request.

There's a lady who keeps picking

On gazpacho.

We need you to use your awesome

Powers of intimidation to stop

Her.

We've brought you an offering of

Chocolate milk.

Drink, drink, mighty truffles,

Drink.

Truffles: [ sniff! Sniff! ]

[ Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! ]

Ahh!

[ Burp! ]

Your offering is acceptable to

Me, but I must deny your

Request.

Chowder: why?

Truffles: you must fight your

Own battles.

To overcome any foe, you need to

Find the strength that's in

Yourself.

Open your mind!

Chowder: how wide do you want

Me to open it?

Truffles: sit down!

Now, close your eyes.

Let the calm breeze take you

Away.

[ Fart! ]

Oops.

Could you, uh, light another

Candle?

Truffles: you must be at

Peace to look inside your mind.

At peace...

At peace...

At peace...

Chowder: [ echoing ] hello?

Where'd truffles go?

[ Echoing ] we must be in our

Minds.

Chowder: your mind or my

Mind?

'Cause if we're in yours, how

Did I get in?

And if we're in mine, how did

you get in?

Yes.

[ Screech! ]

Chowder: wow! A zebra!

Get away, get away.

Uh, what's with this thing?

It's giving me the

Heebie-jeebies.

Ugh!

It's your spirit guide.

And I'm chowder's.

We are here to teach you the

Warrior's code.

Stop that!

The warrior's code.

[ Buzz! ]

The first step to victory

Is --

Uh, excuse me, mrs. Eagle.

I like chowder's spirit animal

Better.

Want to trade?

Chowder: um, okay.

[ Slurp! ]

Fine!

[ Splat! ]

[ Chomp! ]

Ahh!

[ Burp! ]

Hey, guys!

Let's get to work.

Warrior!

Chowder: warrior!

Warrior!

[ Vocalizes ]

[ Zap! ]

[ Smack! ]

Huh?

What the --

Rosemary, we are no longer

Scared of you, for we have been

On a journey...

Chowder: a journey through

Time and space.

...a journey that has taken

Us through the depths of our

Psyches...

Chowder: ...and allowed us to

Rise like phoenixes from the

Arizonas.

...a journey that --

I don't have time!

Give me that fruit!

Rosemary, I'm sorry it has

Come to this.

You have forced our hands...

Into karate hands!

Wah!

Chowder: waaaaaaah!

What are you weirdos doing?!

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!

Chowder: hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Okay, you got to cut it out.

I don't understand your

Strategy, and you're making me

Uncomfortable.

Chowder: ooh, waaaaaah!

Hyah!

[ Both chanting ]

Sto-o-o-o-o-o-p!

Chowder: ohh, karate!

Aaaaah!

Whoo! We love karate!

Wah-ha! Hyah!

Stop! Stop! I give up!

I'll leave you alone if you just

Stop making those sounds!

Chowder: wow.

That's all it took?

Why didn't we try that before?

Because, my friend, we hadn't

Gone on a journey...

Chowder: a journey through

Time and space.

...a journey that --

All right, I get it!

All I wanted this whole time was

To talk to you, gazpacho -- you

Know, spend quality time

Together, mano a mano?

'Cause I think you pretty

Attractive, especially your

Lips, 'cause, you know, I ain't

Got any.

Whew!

Dodged that b*llet, huh?

Chowder: I thought we dodged

Rosemary.

Let's go get some thrice

Cream.

Still single?

Yeah, still single, mm-hmm.

Chowder: hi, shnitzel!

Shnitzel?

Shnit-zel.

Hey! Shnitzel!

Hello?

Whoo-hoo!

Shnitzel!

Yo!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Shnitzel!

[ Knock! Knock! Knock! ]

Mung daal: how's the

Meditation coming, shnitzel?

Shnitzel: radda radda radda

Radda radda radda radda radda!

Mung daal: sheesh!

You need to learn to relax.