02x20 - A Faire to Remember/Tofu-Town Showdown

[bunniefuu]

Mung daal: ♪ you take the

Moon, and you take the sun ♪

Chowder: ♪ you take

Everything that seems like fun ♪

Truffles: ♪ you stir it all

Up, and when you're done ♪

Shnitzel: ♪ radda radda radda

R-r-radda radda ♪

All: ♪ so, come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

♪ Come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

Yeah!

[ Applause ]

Chowder: [ panting ]

Panini: wait up, numnums.

Chowder: aaaaah!

Panini: I have a new color

Lipstick I want to try on your

Lips.

Chowder: aah! Nooooo!

[ Screech! ]

26...





Uh, hey, what comes after 29?

Excuse me, panini, what comes

After 29?

[ Zoom! ]

Panini: not now, ceviche!

Oh, no! My hair!

Chowder: [ whimpering ]

Why was I born so beautiful?!

[ Panting ]

[ Squeak! Squeak! ]

Panini: ready for your daily

Public display, chowder?

Chowder: [ yelling

Incoherently ]

[ Zip! ]

[ Panting ]

I've got to hide me!

Hide, I tell you!

You can hide in my hair.

[ Twinkle! ]

Chowder: ooooh!

I'll do it.

[ Boing! ]

Panini: numnums?

Where are you?

Chowder: is she gone?

[ Whistle! ]

Aahlaa!

Wow. You have great skin.

Chowder: gee, thanks.

What's your name, anyways?

I'm marmalade, and this is my

Beauty makeover stand.

[ Techno music playing ]

[ Pbht! ]

See?

Chowder: [ gasps ]

I'm a goddess!

Yaa, ywwwaa, lalalala, lalalala,

Lblblblb.

Hey, it tastes like bluenanas

And strawbarbleberries!

That's right.

I use all natural ingredients

Made of fresh pie.

Here -- try this.

It's strawbarbleberry.

Chowder: lalalalalalala.

[ Laughing ]

Chowder: lalalalalala.

Panini: [ gasps ]

Oh, there you are, chowder.

[ Snap! ]

Oh, what's going on here?

For a second there, it looked

Like you [chuckles] found a new

girlfriend!

Chowder: oh, you mean

Marmalade.

Well, she is a girl.

Guilty.

Chowder: and she is my

Friend.

Try me and convict me.

Panini: [ forced laughter ]

Chowder, you get back over here

Right this second.

Chowder: but I don't wanna.

Panini: now!

Get over here now!

Chowder: but can't I have

More than one friend who's a

Girl?

Panini: no!

Don't test me, chowder!

[ Sloop! ]

[ Slump! ]

Chowder: what flavor lipstick

Are you wearing?

Panini: smackdown.

Now, get over here!

Chowder: um...

I think I'd prefer to stay with

Strawbarbleberry.

Panini: chowder!

Do not make me --

Panini, panini, what comes

After number 29?

Panini: ceviche, I told you

Not to --

[ Muffled ] 30!


Yes, indeed.

Oh, no.

It's a giant rabbit-eating

Robot, crazed with hunger.

I'll protect you, panini.

[ Clank! ]

[ Cuckoo! Cuckoo! ]

Back off, knave.

It's me, gazpachoeth -- also

Known as gazpacho!

Chowder: wow!

I like your new name,

Gazpachoeth.

Panini: why are you dressed

In pots and pans?

Chowder: and speaking the

King's english?

[ Laughs ]

Young good squires, the

Answer-eth to these questions

Is...

[ Singsong voice ] the utensil

Faire!

Panini: utensil faire?

Huh?

Yeah, today -- the faire that

Celebrates all things utensil.

Would any of you like to come

Shareth the merriment?

Both: utensil faire?!

I want to go!

You want to go, too?

[ Broing! ]

Yes, I want to go, too!

Yuk, yuk, yuk!

This is gonna be the best day

Ever!

Panini: chowder?

There it is, young squires --

Ye olde utensil faireth!

It's utensil-rific, is it not?

Finally a faire that

Celebrates fine cutlery!

Chowder: a place where you

Can really just be yourself.

[ Munch! Munch! ]

And the turkey legs are free of

Charge.

Panini: [ gasps ]

Look, chowder -- cotton-candy

Spoons!

Want to get some?

That's a great idea, panini!

Chowder: that's so funny --

i think it's a great idea, too,

Marmalade!

High five!

Chowder: wow!

Both: you rock!

No, you rock!

We both rock!

Panini: [ sobbing ]

Oh, chowder, how could you do

This to me?!

[ Sobbing continues ]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how

Desperate would you say you are

Right now?

Panini: [ sobs ]


Oh, yeah.

Panini: that's it, ceviche!

I'll exploit your misguided

Affection for me to make chowder

Jealous!

Good idea.

Both: ladle slide!

Yay!

That was fun!

Would you like to do that again?

Chowder: with you, I like to

Do everything again!

Me too!

Both: yay!

Yuk, yuk, yuk!

Panini: [ laughs ]

Wow, ceviche, you are so funny

And cute!

I'm so completely and totally in

Love with you!

You are?

Panini: [ laughs ]

Of course!

No.

We're just trying to make

Chowder jealous.

I love you so much.

Panini: so, don't ceviche and

I make a romantic couple,

Chowder?

[ Tink! ]

[ Tink! ]

Chowder: I like chicken.

[ Both laugh ]

Panini: chowder?!

Chicken's so good!

Chowder: [ laughing ] yeah,

Chicken -- fried and spicy

Chicken.

Panini: he's ignoring me!

[ Sobs ]

I think you need to kiss me

To convince him our love is

Real.

[ Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! ]

Panini: no! Ugh!

Get down! Off of me!

Ceviche, stop!

I said no!

Both: want to go?

Hat's just what i was thinkin!

Panini: aah!

Get away!

[ Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! ]

[ Clunk! ]

I think you broke my

Tailbone.

Panini: no time for that now,

Ceviche!

Chowder's getting away!

Come on, yumyums.

Let's get our fun on.

Panini: "yumyums"?

D-did you hear that?

She called chowder "yumyums."

[ Sobbing ] that's -- that's so

Close to my nickname, numnums.

Oh, love, how can you be so

Cruel?

[ Sobbing continues ]

I give up.

I give up.

[ Ting! ]

Give up?!

No!

If you want chowder back, you're

Gonna have to fight for him!

Panini: how can I fight when

My heart is broke in like a

Zillion, jillion pieces?

Never mind your heart!

This is about winning back your

Man.

Now, who does chowder belong to?

Panini: m-m-marmalade?

[ Smack! ]

No, ya bum!

Panini: you're right, inner

Male.

I'm gonna win back my man!

Chowder: I'm gonna test my

Strength.

[ Thud! ]

[ Clunk! ]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Chowder: I'm strong!

Both: yuk, yuk, yuk!

Panini: okay, ceviche, you

Distract chowder so I can get

Some time alone with marmalade.

Anything you say, my love.

Chowder: this is fun,

Marmalade.

I want to hang out with you all

Day.

Hey, chowder, want to hang

Out with me all day?

Chowder: sure.

Panini: so, marmalade, how's

It going?

Honestly, I can't believe how

Much fun I'm having!

Before I met chowder, all I

Thought about was makeup.

Now I think about giraffes and

Makeup!

Panini: why giraffes?

Look, I worked too hard to get

Where I am with chowder, and I'm

Not gonna let you waltz in here

And steal away my man.

Just leave the faire right now,

And there won't be any trouble.

But I don't want to leave.

I'm over the spoon about this

Place!

Panini: fine.

Have it your way.

I challenge you to a utensil

Joust.

Joust?!

Joust?!

All: joust?!

Alas, utensil faire fans,

Welcome to the joust of the

Century!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Yeah!

Say hello to jouster number


Thing!

[ Cheers and applause ]

And jouster number 2, marmalade

The green...pig-frog girl!

Panini: this is your last

Chance to leave the faire,

Marmalade.

Why would I leave?

I'm "joust" getting warmed up.

[ Laughs ]

[ Chortles ]

Panini: fine.

Then you brought-eth this

Horrifying pain and agony upon

Thyself.

[ Neighs ]

Look, chowder.

There's panini.

I love you, panini!

Chowder: I don't!

And look -- there's marmalade.

Hi, marmalade, marmalade!

Hi, chumchums!

Panini: "chumchums"?!

[ Boing! ]

[ Whistle! ]

[ Whistle! ]

[ Screech! ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Thunder rumbles ]

Oh, no! It's raining!

The utensils will rust!

[ All scream ]

[ Snorts ]

Panini: oh, no!

I-i'm rusting!

I-i-i can't move!

Oh, what a world.

What a world.

Okay, marmalade, you win!

You get to marry chowder.

"Marry chowder"?

[ Laughs ]

That's ridiculous!

Chowder and I are just friends,

Right, chowder?

Chowder: right.

Me and marmalade simply have the

Same interests and have fun

Together.

That's not grounds for marriage.

Good ol' marmalade.

Panini: you mean you don't

Love each other to pieces?

Of course not.

Besides, I have my heart set on

Another man.

Does this leotard make me

Look fat?

[ Groans ]

[ Gurgle! ]

Chowder: so, you see, it was

All just a convenient

Misunderstanding.

Panini: it was?

Yeah, it happens every 11

Minutes.

Panini: oh, marmalade, I've

Been a fool.

I'm sorry I misjudged you.

Can you ever forgive me?

Well...i...uh...

Panini: thanks!

Oh. [ Sighs ]

I'm so glad to have my chowder

Back.

[ Smooch! Smooch! ]

Chowder: I'm not your

Chowder!

Aaaaaaah!

Panini: [ laughing ]

Down, chowder!

He's so excitable.

Bye, marmalamp.

You might want to ease up on the

Lipstick.

You look like a bowl of chili.

Chowder: no! Please help!

Mung!

Truffles!

I know you weren't in this

Episode, but please come and

Help me!

Mung daal: what's he talking

About?

We're right here.

Truffles: well, shouldn't we

Do something to help chowder?

Mung daal: no.

This is all the screen time we

Get.

Truffles: what a rip-off.

Bye.

See you around, chowder.

What a cute couple panini and

Chowder make.

Which reminds me...

Ceviche!

What?

I'm not your boyfriend!

Chowder: ♪ ohhhhhhh

♪ Who's made of rock

And works around the clock? ♪

♪ He's someone you can depend

♪ He's my best friend

♪ It's...

[ Sproing! ]

♪ This rock in my

Sho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-e ♪

Shnitzel, say hi to mr. Rock.

Shnitzel: [ sniffs ]

Radda!

[ Tires screech ]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Chowder: wheeeee-hee-hee-hee!

[ Tires screech ]

[ Crash! ]

Shnitzel: [ sighs ]

[ Panting ]

Chowder: again!

Shnitzel: ah...

[ Growls ]

Chowder: whoa.

Relax, shnitzel.

You got to loosen up.

You know, without me, this would

Just be a boring old delivery

To some quiet old building.

There's more to life than

Pushing a boring old broom, you

Know.

Right, mr. Rock?

[ Southern accent ] hey, stop

Messin' around.

We got us a delivery to make.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Chowder: ♪ delivery

♪ Mung daal's treat

♪ We've got something good to

Eat ♪

Shnitzel: ♪ radda radda

[ Door creaks ]

[ Rumble! ]

[ Crash! ]

[ Gong! ]

[ Warble! ]

[ Gong! ]

Chowder: what?

Shnitzel: aah!

Aah!

Aah-ha-ha!

Chowder: wow, shnitzel.

We're in tofu-town.

It's the most asian-themed

District of marzipan city.

Magic hairy fruitman!

Enjoy with curiosity!

Happiness mule!

[ All gasp ]

Oh, no! It's you!

[ All scream ]

[ Chatter! Chatter! ]

Shnitzel: r-r-rad-radda!

Radda radda!

Chowder: what's the matter,

Shnitzel?

You can tell me if you have to

Poo.

Do you have to poo?

Shnitzel: r-ra-radda!

Ra-radda radda radda radda!

Chowder: what?!

We can't leave yet!

We still need to make this

Delivery!

Shnitzel: [ gasps ]

[ All growl ]

Radda!

[ Zip! ]

[ Panting ]

Ohh!

Radda!

[ Panting ]

Radda!

Uh, radda?

[ Chuckles ]

Uh, radda, radda.

[ Growls ]

Shnitzel-san, I've finally found

You.

Didn't think your mysterious

Past could catch up to you, now,

Did you, yeah?

Chowder: mysterious past?

Shnitzel!

Oh?!

I've finally lured you back

Here so that I can have

Vengeance for what you did to my

Father.

Chowder: whoa, whoa, whoa,

Whoa!

Shnitzel, what's going on?

I didn't know you had a

Mysterious past.

That's so cool!

Oh, yes, chunky purple one.

Yeah, you see, long ago...

[ Makes flashback noise ]

[ Warp! ]

...when marzipan city looked

like a cool 1960s-style

neo-tokyo world, crime was

rampant in tofu-town.

it was the sukiyaki yuza who

kept the peace, and no one did

it better than shnitzel-san.

yeah, for he was the greatest

meat fighter that ever lived.

Shnitzel: raaaaddaaaa!

[ Clash! ]

Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-

Da-da-da-da-da-da!

[ Boom! ]

no one could match his skill

with the bologna sword.

Shnitzel: ra-duken!

so great was his skill that

he was given the special duty,

yeah, of personal bodyguard to

the head of the sukiyaki yuza,

my beloved father,

old man shabu-shabu.

under him, there was peace

throughout all of tofu-town,

yeah.

but there were those who seek

to take the town for

themselves...

our animã©-hair-wearing rivals,

the teriyaki triads.

one fateful night, yeah, they

attacked.

ninjas were everywhere.

[ Indistinct shouting ]

they were coming out the

yin-yang.

[ Pop! ]

[ Creak! ]

Aaaaaaaah!

shnitzel fought valiantly,

but even he was no match for,

yeah, the big boss of the

triads, peking duck.

[ Quacks ]

shnitzel and peking duck beat

each other mercilessly with

their bologna weapons, but

peking duck, yeah, was not an

honorable fighter and bit

shnitzel's bologna sword in

two, rendering him powerless.

old man shabu-shabu was

captured and frozen in

fortune-cookie batter.

now he decorates the walls of

the teriyaki triads' hideout, a

prisoner trapped in an

unfortunate cookie shell, yeah.

Ha-ha-ha-hya-hya-hya-hya-hya-

Hya-hya-hya!

shnitzel was so ashamed, he

stripped himself of his armor,

yeah...

and went off into the night,

never to be seen again...

[ Makes flashback noise ]

...until now.

Chowder: [ snores ]

[ Poink! ]

Sorry. I fell asleep.

Can you repeat that?

Now, yeah, he must pay for

His failure.

He must face the music.

♪ You take the moon, and you

Take the sun ♪

♪ You take everything that seems

Like fun ♪

♪ You stir it all up, and when

You're done ♪

♪ Radda radda radda r-r-radda

Radda ♪

Shnitzel: radda!

Ha-ha-ha!

[ Thud! ]

Chowder: hey, fish lady, I

Don't get what the big deal is.

Why don't we just go over there

And get shabu-shabu back?

[ All gasp ]

[ All talking indistinctly ]

Impossible, yeah.

It's too dangerous, yeah.

Only a skilled meat fighter can

Face the awesome power of

Peking duck.

Chowder: well, what about

Shnitzel?

He was pretty awesome in the

Flashback.

Shnitzel: radda?

You have a point,

Chunky purple one.

Yeah, very well.

If you two rescue my father,

Shnitzel's honor among the

Sukiyaki yuza will be restored,

Yeah.

Chowder: all right!

Shnitzel: radda?

Chowder: shnitzel!

Hey, shnitzel!

How do you like these cool

Disguises I made?

Now we'll totally blend in.

Shnitzel: radda radda.

Shnitzel-san, yeah, before

You face the peking duck, we

Wanted to give you a little

Gift.

Chowder: [ gasps ]

Your bologna sword.

Shnitzel: oh, radda!

Me and a bunch of the guys,

Yeah, chipped in to get it

Fixed.

[ Ting! ]

[ Tink! ]

Chowder: cool!

Try it out!

Shnitzel: radda!

All: oooh!

Shnitzel: radda!

Chowder: ohhh!

Shnitzel: raaaaaa...

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!

Raaaaaa!

Hwah!

Aah! Not the face!

[ Laughs ]

Ugh!

Shnitzel: rah!

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-

Da-hah-hah!

[ Sproing! ]

Huh?

Oh.

[ Laughs nervously ]

Uh, radda, radda radda.

Ooh.

Chowder: there it is,

Shnitzel -- the hangout of the

Teriyaki triads.

Gyoza says shabu-shabu's inside,

Trapped in his cookie prison,

So sweet and golden delicious.

You need to eat him at once.

Shnitzel: radda?!

Chowder: uh, i-i mean,

rescue.

Rescue him.

[ Laughs ]

Rescue right away.

[ Laughs ]

then eat him.

♪ Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh

♪ I love you

[ Cheers and applause ]

Chowder: look, shnitzel --

There he is.

It's shabu-shabu.

Shnitzel: radda radda,

Radda radda radda.

Chowder: good plan.

First we'll go in quietly...

[ Seductive voice ] karaoke.

Chowder: ...karaoke our way

Upstairs...

karaoke.

Chowder: ...and then we'll

Karaoke shabu-shabu.

karaoke.

Chowder: and finally, we'll

Karaoke the karaoke with

Karaoke.

Shnitzel: radda?

Chowder: wait here one

Minute.

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,

La -- ♪

Chowder: hit it!

♪ Oh, he lives in my shoe

♪ What you gonna do?

♪ It's the rock in my

Sho-o-o-o-e ♪

Shnitzel: aw! Radda!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Chowder: thank you.

Thank you.

One more time!

♪ Oh, who's made of rock,

Doesn't like to talk? ♪

♪ Wears a kitchen smock,

Spin around the block ♪

Well, well, well.

We meet again, my pathetic old

Friend.

I have waited a long time for

This.

I see you want this cookie.

[ Coughs ]

You will have to get through

The meal I prepared for you

First.

Welcome, shnitzel, to my buffet

Of death.

Shnitzel: radda?

And save room for dessert,

For it will be your last.

Shnitzel: [ growls ]

Let's begin.

Starfish kick shuriken!

Shnitzel: ra-radda! Radda!

[ Ping! ]

[ Pang! ]

Radda!

[ Ping! Pang! ]

Radda!

[ Grunts ]

[ Growls ]

Deadly boba tea ball!

[ Whish! Whish! Whish! ]

Shnitzel: radda!

[ Chuckles ]

Your bologna swordsmanship is

Amateur at best.

But what do you expect from one

Whose master is a giant cookie?

[ Laughs ]

Last time our swords crossed,

Things did not go well for you.

Shnitzel: [ growls ]

And now prepare to feel pain

Like you've never felt before --

On your body.

[ Clash! ]

Chowder: ♪ caught between

Two pieces of bread ♪

♪ Slapped around like salami

♪ Not gonna rest,

I'm not going to bed ♪

♪ I'm just a man with a hunger

For glory ♪

♪ I am full of bologna

♪ That's the spirit to fight

♪ Gonna rise to the challenge of

My rivals ♪

♪ On the attack, something,

Something, and my casing is

Tight ♪

♪ 'Cause everyone knows that I

Am full ♪

Oh, no. I'm sinking fast.

What an ironic way to be

Defeated.

Chowder: ♪ of bologna!

Shnitzel: raaaaa...

Dda.

You!

[ Whish! ]

Please take him home!

His singing is horrible!

Chowder: I love karaoke!

Yeah, you did it.

But where's my father?

Chowder: [ gasping ]

[ Gags ]

[ Belches ]

Sorry. I just wanted the cookie.

[ Belches ]

And so shnitzel, the greatest

Meat fighter ever, restored his

Honor and brought peace back to

Tofu-town.

The end.

[ Ting! ]

Mung daal: you ate the

Delivery again, didn't you?

Chowder: sorry.

Shnitzel: oh, radda!

Chowder: "do not eat.

This means you, chowder.

Love, mung."

Gonna stay strong.

Gonna stay strong.

Gonna stay strong.

So, that's it?

You're not eating me?

Chowder: no, no, I want to,

But mung said --

Look, kid, if people listened

To notes, nothing would get done

In this world.

Notes are really more like

Guidelines.

It said, "do not eat."

Didn't say, "do not eat pizza."

Mung daal: you ate it, didn't

You?

[ Muffled ] no.