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01x08 - The Stink Sandwich

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Locker Diaries: Phineas and Ferb". Aired: June 6, 2026.*
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01x08 - The Stink Sandwich

Post by bunniefuu »

-[♪ upbeat music plays, fades]
-[Buford sniffs]

Whoa! Where's that rank stink
coming from?

[gags]

-[sandwich monster thrumming]
-[♪ dramatic music sting]

And how long
has this tuna sandwich

been in your locker?

Since before holiday break.

-Buford!
-I'm not proud.

Well, Ferb and I can help you.

We just created a prototype
for a stench-diffusing lunchbox.

-Ooh!
-[♪ bright music sting]

-[♪ dramatic music sting]
-It was just there!

It must have become so moldy

that it morphed into
a radioactive fungus monster!

-Well, let's go find that moldy sandwich!
-[♪ heroic music builds]

Nothing here!
How about you, Ferb?

-[♪ mysterious music playing]
-[vacuum whirring]

[Phineas] Hmm.

-[squelches, burps]
-[♪ tense music builds, fades]

Ugh, what's that smell?

-[♪ mysterious music continues]
-[barfs]

[gasps, yelps]

[♪ tense music builds, fades]

-[snarls]
-[♪ dramatic music playing]

[burps]

Ha-ha!
Got you, you little stinker!

-We did it!
-[device beeping]

The stench, it's too powerful!

-Oh, no. [grunts]
-[chomps]

I'm on it, Phineas! [grunts]

Whoa! Whoa! Oh, oh!

I started this,
and now I must finish it.

-Buford, no, don't do it.
-Ah! [munches]

-Whoa, he's radioactive.
-[device clicking]

Well, you are what you eat.

[♪ lively rock music plays, fades]