01x04 - Luggage, Luggage Everywhere

[bunniefuu]

Previously on "Below Deck."

I'm living in a cabin with another girl.

Then you should be [bleep] her.

[laughs]

I'm late.

I've been hit by a bus full of vodka,

and it's made me do bad things.

I know you've been a captain before.

I'm going to ask you to set that aside,

because there can only
be one captain on a boat.

I'm in.

Understood.

I need to go sit down for a minute,

so I'll be back in like an hour.

She's totally leaving
me to do all the work.

I have to bite my tongue
and take one for the team.

Kat, check the door one more time.

Knowing that Sam isn't
reliable, I need Kat right now.

Kat, come with me.

There's something on that mirror.

She's having me do
everything, and I'm tired.

That's the way it is,
it's a cutthroat business.

But how long do I have to carry us for?

[music playing]

Alex, Alex, Lee.

Got a fire alarm going off.

Investigate and report back.

Yeah, lee the
fire in the laundry room.

How would you like me to proceed?

Alex, get the fire team and send them in.

Roger that.

Where do you want me to be, Lee?

Get the gear on.

Let's go.

Fire team on their way.

OK, Lee.

All crew, this is a drill.

This is a drill.

Fire's out.

OK, you can tell your team
to back out then, I guess.

I want the principal in the wheelhouse

before we go over with the crew, please.

Is everybody here?

We can get started without Nash.

OK, the breakdown is the
alarm was sounded at 245.

They told me they were
suited up and ready to go at 247.

Alex, I need you to really
pay attention to the details.

You don't need to ask my permission.

You engage instantly,
because every second counts.

Right.

OK?

Alex is totally convinced that
he could handle this 165-foot

yacht, and nothing could be done.

And nothing could be
further from the truth.

We didn't start pumping
water into the fire until 254.

We got the call at 245.

Alex has a big boat license.

It's not the license
that makes the captain.

It's crisis situations that he's handled.

That's what makes a captain.

You saw how confused it was today.

So odds are somebody would have died.

He can think I'm an as*h*le all he wants,

but he's going to have
to put up or shut up.

The times are just atrocious.

I just...

Stop, stop.

The whole purpose is just
to make sure we get it right.

Right.

Because somebody could
die if we don't get it right.

Excuse me.

Where did you remove this tag from?

Oh, I carry it with me
for when I'm doing jobs

I'm not allowed to do.

I feel claustrophobic in here.

I know.

That's because...

I'll take it off.

Hey, think about what
you want to do tomorrow.

Yeah, I just want to be me tomorrow.

Sammy, I need to ask you something,

and I need you to tell me the truth.

What?

So did you make out with CJ?

Yes.

Oh, you did.

I did, but I was hammered,

and I will never do it again, ever.

Of course they're going to be hooking up.

You work together, you live together,

you eat together, you have sex together.

Did you kiss her?

Um, I don't really remember.

You don't remember.

I don't remember it being
bad, hooking up with CJ.

I'm starting to regret a little bit.

I think that he obviously
has feelings towards you.

Do you have feelings for him?

Absolutely not.

You don't.

Huh.

Okay, let's move to another room.

You know what's funny,
it's the first time I asked you,

I said, "Did you make out with CJ?"

And you're looking at me,
and you're like, "No, no."

And I'm like, "Are you sure?"

And you're like, "Yeah, I swear."

Well, 'cause I'm embarrassed by it.

Oh, don't be.

I'm not.

How immature do we sound right now?

Pretty immature.

[drums playing]

Alex, Alex, Adrian.

Yeah, what's up? What's in my room?

Hey, um, so I wanted
to go over this with you

now that I've got all the information.

Simon and his wife are
previous charter clients of mine.

I've known Simon and Gresham for years,

and he made a lot of his
money working for Google

at the beginning.

He's fun and classy,

and I also know that he's
gonna expect 5-star service.

So it matters that we make
everything as perfect as we can.

Yeah.

Knowing that these charter
guests are friends of Adrian,

I believe she's gonna be on a rampage,

and, uh, Sam and Kat better watch out,

'cause the devil woman's coming out.

We really, really need
to be on point for this.

The last charter that I did was a blast.

That's awesome.

They like to drink, they like to party.

Sounds good. I like 'em already.

He doesn't like tofu, I hate that stuff.

Okay, cool.

All right, let's get ready to go here, huh?

I gotta find my pants,
that's what I gotta do.

[whistles]

In the military, my favorite watch
was always the midnight shift.

There's no one there,
you don't have to do much.

Yeah, this anchor watch is different, dude.

You gotta do so much.

I really [bleep] that.

You don't have to deal
with anybody, though.

Yeah, yeah, that's the best part about it.

You don't have to deal with anybody.

You just gotta do your thing.

Right, right, that's the best part.

Do it the way you want to do it.

At your pace.

Your pace.

When it comes to grunt
work, Dave and I are the guys

who have to do it all.

I mean, our job is primarily scrubbing,

cleaning, polishing, squeegeeing.

Everyone's like kind of already
tired, ready to go to sleep,

and you're like, oh, well,
I'm gonna start working.

Yeah.

Getting [bleep] up.

Sleep well, guys.

Yeah, I'll see you in the morning.

I'll be here.

I watch the sun go down.

And come up.

Yeah, seriously.

What is that, Simone or Simon?

I don't know, whatever, they're the same.

Dislikes tofu.

Did you see this one?

She wants her laundry
pressed and bags unpacked

when she arrives.

What?

So I guess you'll be
in charge of doing that.

Joy.

Good luck with that.

Crew, guests should
be arriving in 20 minutes.

Hey, Sam, you know what
the hardest part of this job is?

What?

Looking this damn good.

It's not very difficult for me to do that.

Oh, nice.

CJ, see if you can keep those
strands of hair put somewhere.

I'm gonna have to make you wear barrettes.

Listen up, we're gonna do the
same thing that we did before.

Get the luggage on board,
get him some champagne.

Adrian's gonna do the tour.

Any questions?

Just so you all know,

Simon is a previous charter client of mine,

and he's awesome, so
everybody step up your game.

Adrian has friends?

What?

With me, let's go.

Bye, guys, have a good time.

Good morning.

Hi there.

Hello.

Captain Lee.

Lee, Simon, too.

Simon, how you doing?

How are you, sir?

Good, let's get on board.

You're the captain?

Absolutely.

Hey, you, like, crazy.

Clint, Clint, Clint.

How are you?

I'm great.

Their embrace, it was
very, um, gropey, seeming.

How you doing?

It's hot, right?

I know.

It's hot out here.

Adrian and Simon do seem
very comfortable together.

Whether boundaries will
be crossed, I don't know.

[dramatic music]

Isn't there supposed to be
snow in Pittsburgh today?

It is.

It's raining at home, I know that.

Nostradamus is right, man,
O-12, the world's gonna end.

It is not gonna end.

Nostradamus, man, he's on the mark, man.

Nostradamus, it's not, it's not, no.

All these big storms and stuff, you
ever been in rain and snow like we had?

I'm ready whenever you are to do the tour.

Absolutely.

Okay, I'm gonna ask
everyone to remove your shoes,

we don't wear shoes inside,
and we will begin our tour.

I'm a foot model, too, just so you know.

Fantastic.

Come on.

Okay.

Thanks, sir.

[dramatic music]

[door opens]

[door closes]

[door opens]

[door closes]

It smells like a f♪♪♪ing
department store in here.

So I'm supposed to unpack Tracy's luggage.

Initially, I'm thinking, no problem.

Little did I know that Tracy
decided to pack up the entire store

and jam it in her suitcase.

[dramatic music]

If you'd like to check out the flybridge?

Yeah.

This is my favorite part of the boat.

Fantástico.

Look at this, babe.

I'm gonna be lying up here with the ladies.

Is this like a crew section?

It is.

This is a service area.

I just want to see the steering wheel,

and then I gotta eat,
'cause I really gotta eat.

[dramatic music]

Perfect.

Thank you, thank you.

Do you see how it's all linen
and beautiful, the shoes?

And if you could, anything that has a tag,

you could take it off.

She asked me to remove the tags,

which was almost like
her way of flaunting it.

Everything that's hang-able,
any type of clothes,

just hang them, that would be great.

Sure.

I'm talking like at least
three dozen linen garments.

And then the belts, I guess
we can put in the drawer,

or we can hang... you can hang them.

I spent five years at
an accredited university

and no trigonometry and
algebra and advanced calculus,

calc three, differential equations.

Like, I can freaking solve rockets, right?

Like, it's unbelievable.

I'm gonna have the other guy.

They've been good.

I think we're pretty easygoing.

Simon, on the other hand,
might be not as easygoing.

He's a little more demanding.

[sighs]

♪ ♪

It's like White Tr*sh rich people.

It's [bleep] classless.

You don't get it.

What's wrong with you

that you can't figure this scenario out?

It's your job.

♪ ♪

I'm going to be bringing
a hot breakfast up shortly.

The chef made some frittatas.

For the time being, we have
granola and yogurt and fruit,

so feel free to pass that around and enjoy,

and we'll be bringing
everything else up shortly.

What the hell's a frittata?

It's like a quiche with
no crust, so less carbs.

All right.

Well, is it done?

Yeah.

Simon can come off a little abrasive.

I learned a long time
ago not to be offended.

If you establish with him right away,

what you're doing and what you're saying

really doesn't bother me.

I kind of find it funny.

He leaves you alone.

♪ ♪

I've got 4 exciting frittata recipes.

♪ ♪

Smoked salmon, some ham,

mushrooms, broccoli, and blue cheese.

They're going to love it.

Wow.

I have several frittatas
that I'm going to be

bringing up from the chef.

This one is smoked salmon.

Ah, no salmon.

You do know that I don't eat that [bleep]?

Yeah, I don't eat salmon.

I'm not a salmon guy either.

Okay, I will let the chef know.

There are several other ones coming up.

They're not going to
make it the way you like it.

You need to let the chef know.

I shouldn't have to let her.

Adrienne freaking knows I don't eat salmon.

Adrienne's friends are
kind of demanding and rude.

I'm not a salmon.

You need to get on them about serving us.

Like, I shouldn't be reaching,
you know, just a little bit.

Am I coffee hot?

What, is your coffee not hot?

I like it extra hot.

I don't ask for much.

If that's what her friends are like,

can you imagine what
her enemies would be like?

Sam, how you doing, babe?

Oh, you know, ruining all of
our guests' laundry, the usual.

[music]

We should all buy home here.

I heard, like, the real
estate is reasonable here.

This one is blue cheese and broccoli.

Blue cheese and broccoli.

This one is turkey, roasted
tomatoes, mozzarella, and queso.

Can you foresee yourselves
wanting anything else?

I mean, I'm going to go
down and keep cooking,

whatever you want.

I want an egg, like a half a white egg,

with a little olive oil, bacon,
and American cheese.

Bacon, American cheese, and?

And just egg, you know, like half white.

Omelet, right?

Excuse me?

Omelet.

Yes.

All right, we'll do that up, then.

All right, big fan.

Thanks.

Steve, he was the simpleton, right?

Are you eating anything, or no?

No, I'm waiting.

I'm so hungry, my butt's
eating my underwear.

[laughter]

These are the chardegads from hell.

I'm disgusted.

[laughter]

[music playing]

OK, guys, showtime.

Apple cheese is pulling out.

More lines onboard.

Copy that, we're out of here.

[music playing]



Alex, I need you off of that bow.

Do not stand on the bow.

It would be like climbing
on the hood of your car

as you're driving away.

Don't do it.

Jesus.

[bleep]

[inaudible]



Copy that, over.

[music playing]

Is Sam packing all of our bags?

Would you like for her to?

Yeah, please.

You want your stuff unpacked, right?

Yeah.

Is everybody?

Yeah.

Yep.

I am terrified to walk
down and tell Sam this,

because I have no idea
how she's going to react.

But I'm pretty sure it's
not going to be good.

I think she's going to throw an iron at me.

OK, I will let her know.

Thank you.

[music playing]

Hey, Sam?

Yes?

All of the guests want you to
unpack their luggage for them.

Awesome.

Catch is like wildfire, right?

Everyone wants me to press
all their luggage and unpack it.

OK, so fabulous.

You know, that's sarcasm, right?

That's what I do.

It's literally going to take me all day.

OK.

It's [bleep] classless, honestly.

It's like White Tr*sh rich people.

You don't get it.

What's wrong with you that
you can't figure this scenario out?

It's your job.

Like, you don't show up on a [bleep] boat

with literally 50 garments
that need to be pressed,

and they happen to all be linen.

Now I'm starting to see
where Adrian's coming from,

because Sam's just throwing a fit.

This is a professional industry.

You make it or break it, you know?

If you can't pull your weight, then you

get the [bleep] off the boat.

And then as soon as I'm done unpacking,

their charter's going to be
over, and they're going to say,

pack it all up, Sam.

[music playing]

Anchor ready for deployment.

[music playing]

She's up and down right now.

[music playing]

Now wait a minute.

I'm getting two different hand signals.

You guys need to make up your [bleep] mind.

I have a low level of tolerance for stupid,

and we've got a lot of
stupid floating around.

[radio chatter]

The way Lee talks down to me
is in a very condescending way.

I respect him because he's my elder,

so I just keep my mouth
shut and nod and agree.

I'm going to take that
[bleep] radio away from him.

[music playing]

Can somebody move... remove
this part of the ship for me?

It's blocking my sun.

Get on that, please.

Remove this part of the ship.

He always looks at the glass.

What are you, a tauntau?

Let's get some sticks and spears and stuff

and go on the island,
like, with just our...

like, just shorts on, but
not these fancy shorts,

like, you know, like,
leaf shorts or something,

and pretend like we're...

Like you've been hiding for 2,000 years.

I'd like to think, well,
you've gotten through life.

I'm assuming being
dignified, usually, you know,

with money comes class.

We can just take over St.
Barts, 'cause French are pussies,

and they just... they just
surrender automatically.

I want to think the best
of them, but I feel like

maybe I'm not seeing what Adrian's seeing.

That's all I'm saying.

We can... we can take
over the island right now.

[music playing]

[music playing]

[humming]

For dinner tonight, this
dish is as simple as it gets.

It's mango, lobster, fried
wonton with a cilantro cream.

They're just awesome food combinations,

and you can't go wrong.

All right, let's go up the long way.

Yeah, yeah.

See, put your... your... beautiful.

Isn't that crazy?

Mango.

Oh, yum.

Yum.

That's awesome.

Oh, yeah.

So it's basically his version of a taco.

Lobster, and it has a cilantro aioli.

Can I have a plain one?

I don't eat anything, honestly.

I'm a plain Jane.

What the hell?

No, I don't eat this.

What would you like instead?

Well, I would eat that
white meat right there,

and I would love it,
but it's just got to have

guacamole all over it.

It's guacamole.

It's wasabi, probably, right?

It's cilantro.

Yeah.

I don't care about clean sobi or whatever.

Yeah.

OK.

Steve, taste it.

No, I can't.

I don't like it.

How'd you know?

Because I tried it.

Guys, he doesn't try anything.

I got oldest, big, and old.

No, he likes... he likes lobster.

I will be right back.

I love lobster.

I don't like the cilantro.

Just don't be mad at
me for that, all right?

I'll keep it in front of you.

Stop, Steve.

I mean, he's such a simpleton.

He said he doesn't eat any of the stuff.

He'll just eat the lobster and the wonton.

He doesn't eat what?

He said he eats very plain food.

Who does?

Steve.

He said he told you that earlier today.

But he said he just wants
the meat and the wonton,

and that's what he'll eat.

He... OK, whatever.

He... he didn't... he didn't
really say he ate plain...

yeah, he said I eat plain food.

That doesn't... I mean, it's
hardly exotic, really, is it?

Maybe for him it is.

On a creative level, I
understand Ben's frustration

with this group of guests,
but they're my friends,

so we need to do what makes them happy.

You can complain all you
want to, but they're still guests.

They didn't mention anything
like that on his preference sheet.

I understand.

He didn't say, I don't like anything.

Apparently, no go for Steve-O.

I need another plate, love.

You've got to get over your
ego and just roll with the punches.

It's all good.

Thanks.

Thanks, love.

If this is what he wants,
we'll make him happy.

Bloody hell.

Apparently, Steve, he's
someone who has been living

in a nuclear fallout shelter.

He's not used to these exciting foods

like blueberries and lettuce.

I can't wait to hear all the
lovely things Ben says about you.

I love you, Ben.

It's going to back me up.

Dip it in the ketchup.

Very good.

You know, it seems just
like we get the most picky...

pickiest joggers.

Never had a worse group of people.

He's one of those people
who does not take a hint.

I can tell that she likes me.

I mean, I don't blame him.

[laughter]

Steve, can I get you anything?

Oh, no, I got a bottle of water.

That's all I needed.

OK.

All right, well, good night, guys.

All right, good night.

Yeah, what do we do with our things?

I'm going to hand them in.

Dude, so you want to go chill?

Take a little break in your room?

Great.

I could...

I'll freaking hang around.

Wait, isn't this your bed up here?

Yeah, this is CJ and I's nook.

Can I look at all your pictures?

Yeah.

Actually, all the good
ones are hanging about.

Well, I noticed the one in your bathroom.

Yeah.

That one is your sister?

It is.

Oh.

Is that her birthday picture?

Yeah.

That was on her 24th birthday.

I've officially outlived her.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

It was really weird.

Like, she was 24 in exactly
one month when she died.

And when I turned 24 and one month old,

it was like the strangest feeling,

because I've always had
her as, like, the older sibling.

She had this, like, ability to
instantly connect with people.

Like, she was...

That's just who she was?

That's just who she was.

So do you mind if I ask how she died?

Some douchebag driving a Porsche, rag top,

coming home from the bars.

She was a passenger.

He was driving in the rain.

Uh-huh.

And lost control and veered off the road

and [bleep] hit a tree and
landed upside down in a ditch.

Yeah.

She died.

They both died.

Did they make your
parents identify the body?

We all had to.

You had to?

Mm-hmm.

I walked in.

Was your, like, heart racing?

Yes.

And there was nobody else in there

except my mom and my dad.

And you?

And me.

And I walk around the corner, and I just

saw her, like, lying there,
like, totally unprepared for it.

Don't cry, Kat.

You're going to make me cry.

It's OK.

It's OK to cry.

Did you cry?

No.

I mean, my parents were a [bleep] mess.

And so, like, I was trying
to hold it together for them.

And, like, when we went in
there, it was her, obviously.

And, like, I was the first
dead person I've ever seen.

And it was my sister.

And it's like... my parents
both, like, gave her a kiss.

And they were like, great, Sam.

Like, go ahead, Sammy.

Like, give her a kiss goodbye.

Because, you know, that
was, like, my last chance.

And I gave her a kiss on the forehead,

and she was [bleep] ice cold.

And it was just this...

[crying]

Like, the most terrible thing ever.

[crying]

We had, like, a service for her.

Yeah.

And people from, like,
literally across the world

showed up at this memorial,
like, to see these people who,

like, we had no idea who they were.

And, like, they came
and were like, oh, yeah.

Tanya and I sailed, and
she's changed my life

because of her positive energy.

And it made me totally,
like, rethink what I needed

to be doing with my life.

This is why I took this position.

I would not be here doing this charter

had my sister not passed away.

The reason I wanted to quit my job

and aim in this direction is
because I want to be able

to feel what she was feeling, you know,

because she was always so happy.

Like, I'm just kind of looking for that.

In the beginning, I was so excited

and, like, had such great hopes for this.

Is it just these people
and, like, this boat?

Or, like, is it just something
that she was able to do

and I can't?

I almost feel like I've not
let her down, but, like...

I don't know her, but I couldn't imagine

how she would say that you let her down.

How can you let anyone down

when you meet new people and you travel

and you try new things and, you know?

There is nothing wrong with that.

If anything, she would
look up to you for that.

And staying as strong as
you have through this trip

after what you've been through,

I don't know how you do it, Sam.

I really don't.

You smile every day.

And every day you get up
early and you take a shower

and you look so pretty
and you're ready to go

and you're funny and you
have such nice things to say.

Oh, God. -No, I'm serious.

I can only imagine how proud of you she is.

Thanks.

Oh, my God, I'm gonna give you a hug.

Thanks, guys.

Aww.

[snorts]

[upbeat music]

[air horn blows]

[air horn blows]

[air horn blows]

[laughter]



You thought it was 7.30!

It's now!

[air horn blows]

[laughter]

Out of control.

He just used an air horn
to wake up his guests.

That is not nice.

Get your a*s out of bed!

All right, let's talk menu for lunch.

Everything that I need
is ready for the beach.

I don't know what he wants.

Just because I'm first officer

doesn't mean I sit behind, you know, a desk

or, you know, in the bridge or whatnot.

Adrienne's got to set up for a picnic,

so I'm gonna lend my
hand, get off the boat,

get away from the drama, and help her out.

I need a tray for sandwiches,

I need something for the salad,

something for the pasta salad,

and I'll get a basket for the bread.

All right, thanks, love, I'm pretty busy.

I'm gonna knock this out.

Okay, thank you, cheers.

I wrote up a list of stuff you
can do while we're on the beach.

So I'll give this to you.

A lot of it's just organizational
stuff, reorganizing.

All right, anything else, love?

I think that's it for right now.

Okay. Yeah.

[music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Hey, nice job, Simon!

The three stooges.

Bellissimo.

♪ ♪

So I brought the white tablecloth

to lay down on the ground

so that it spreads out
and covers this whole area.

♪ ♪

We're all ready to go, the
sandwiches are nice and warm,

we're ready to retrieve the
guests whenever you guys are.

Enjoy! Thank you.

Guests are off the boat.

Wait, bye! Ciao.

♪ ♪

I'm so lucky I'm good at fixing sh...,

and you're good at prepping clothes.

So?

It's a gorgeous day out,
and we're in the Caribbean,

and the sunshine is not a cloud in the sky,

but what the f... does it matter,

because I'm in the laundry room.

They're all new.



At least you got them on sale.

That was the only one that was on sale.

I've literally done more
laundry in the past couple weeks

than I have done in my entire life,

and I do my own laundry.

There's two of the same shorts,

literally exactly two of the same,

and then there's like four
pairs of the same pants

in four different colors.

It f... ing sucks. I
hate that laundry room.

I would k*ll for like six more
inches in that laundry room.

You know how tight it is, like
once the ironing board's open?

These would be really
cute in a different color.

Like, I like the color,
but just not for me.

♪ ♪

Yo!

♪ ♪

What are these?

These are little turkey sandwiches.

My buddy Steve, he sent
pretty much everything back

that I've made him.

I'm just gonna make him the most simple

turkey and cheese sandwich.

Like what a 5-year-old would eat.

Who would like round punch?

Ben outdid himself here.

Are they delicious?

He's starting to figure me out.

Two days, dude. - Two days, Ben.

The sandwiches are a
hit, the pasta salad's a hit.

They love everything.

Turkey sandwiches
from a $20 million yacht...

the epitome of sophistication.

This is a thank you to Simon.

It has just been perfect. I
mean, absolutely perfect.

Here's to swimming with bow-legged women.

[laughter]

Since Adrian gave me
this magical, mystical list

of things to do... - Today.

While she was serving the
guests lunch on the island,

which I'm sure is going splendid.

Okay.

I haven't done anything other than laundry,

and she's gonna have that look on her face

when she gets back, like,

"Why isn't the fridge cleaned out?"

She thinks, and sometimes I think,

that you just move slowly.

Sam and Adrian, I don't know,

this whole thing's difficult.

So let's screw it down.
You'll finish the laundry.

And this is what I like
to say to all my crew.

When things aren't going well,

we're gonna have a nice day.

Have you noticed that
Kat's got really nice t*ts?

Wow, what?
- If that isn't sexual harassment,

I don't know what is.

This isn't good. Completely overwhelming.

Hey. - Hey, is that Sam?

Um, I'm here to deliver your laundry.

I'm missing underwear out of two pairs.

Um... - I'm gonna cry.

I will check the underwear, the
missing underwear bin for you.

You are delirious.

I've been giving, like,
Nash's stuff three times now.

I'm like...

You guys share the same underwear style.

I can't help it. - No, no, no.

I don't know. I'm old school East Coaster.

I wear f... ing boxers, and that's it.

Rock the boxers. Rock on, man.
- I got great ones in these,

but I need my mom to buy some for me.

You think I'd buy my own underwear?

You need a girlfriend, Ed.

Oh, somebody love me.

Are we supposed to set up for dinner?
- Yes.

We are? - No, we're supposed to

pick things out for dinner.
- That wasn't on the list.

Hello, Mexican. - How are you?

Very good. - Hey.

Simon, good to see you.

We are changing up on you a little bit.

Everyone's going into town for dinner.

Whatever you're planning on
cooking for us, cook it for yourself.

Have, you know, relax a little bit.
- Thanks a lot.

For dinner tonight, steak.

This food will not go to
waste. The crew will eat it.

So I think it's gonna be great,
and they deserve it. They really do.

All right. Thank you. Appreciate it.
- Yeah, no problem. Cheers.

Adrian. - Has plans changed?

No dinner. They are going into town?

He's going into town with us.
- Was anyone gonna fill us in?

I just came downstairs.

Does that mean we get an
extra special crew dinner?

Yes.
- Thank God these guests are getting off the boat.

I'm so excited. I just
want to take a break.

It's entertaining. - What?

I'm gonna sit down here. - All your shoes?

His shoes, yeah. - Let me get you.

Bye. - Excuse Clint and I's bedroom.

It's a disaster, so... - It's okay.

Do you always do that?
- I need bro-chat time.

I need bro-time.

Best kind of bro-time you can get, man.

Taking care of s... t.

To getting it done, Cloe.
- Getting it done.

Oh, they're finally leaving.

So, like, you know
how Holly and I run s... t.

I do have a girlfriend at home.

Holly, my feelings for Sam
are sort of maturing a little bit,

and Holly and I have an open relationship.

I've been sort of looking out for Sam

as sort of like an older
brother kind of a role.

I know that sounds incestual, but...

Just... I'm gonna straighten
up their bathrooms.

I don't know how to handle it.

Dude, I don't know what
to do about that situation.

Like, he's one of those
people who does not take a hint.

The other night, she was
basically like, "Sex or nothing."

He just needs to,
like, back off. That's all.

No matter what Sam says
about this, that, or the next thing,

I can tell that she likes me.

I mean, I don't blame him.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you.

This is not a very dressy place.

Don't tell me this is a burger joint.

'Cause if it is, then we'll
go right back in the boat

and have Ben cook us dinner.

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You want a bench seat?

I always want a bench seat. I know that.

I know. I know that.

All I want to do is sit back
and unwind with my crew.

You guys didn't spend the
whole day on the beach?

That must have been terrible, you guys.

I'm so sorry. - I'm so sorry.

Y'all didn't do that.

You go right ahead. Next time I
get beached, you go right ahead.

I will.
- I'll be chillin' in there, like...

Yeah.
- Throwing in some laundry here and there.

Be like, "I have something."
- Listen to some Bob Marley.

Yeah, listen to some music, you
know, be like, "Oh, I heard this."

I put this as number two
on the scale of favorites,

second only to the sea bass.

I actually don't remember the
sea bass. When was the sea bass?

The first or second day.
- Remember when we kicked those guys out?

It was like...
- Oh, yeah, I remember the sea bass.

They were out of that first starter,

and then the second one, they
don't have tuna, they have mahi-mahi.

We need to go back. - That was good.

That's a work of art.
- We have a five-star chef on the boat,

and we left with this. We're going back.

They're coming back early?

Uh, did you hear what I'm hearing? - No.

The guests are not
happy with the restaurant,

and they might be coming
back here for dinner.

If I just stop changing clothes, they're
coming back here, I gotta put whites on.

They're not coming back here.
- What are your radios on?

Mine is. - Here, we can all listen.

Call the radio, said they're
not happy with the restaurant.

Adrian, Adrian Lee? - Go for Adrian.

Location? - Master.

We have a change of plans tonight.

Guests didn't care for the
restaurant, they don't like it.

They'll be back here in


So we need to get set up for
dinner for six for our guests,

'cause they're not
gonna eat in there, okay?

All right? So let's get it together.

Adrian, Adrian, Kat, I need to know
what the dinner menu is for silverware.

I'm wicked stressed out
because I'm the one on service.

We have to stop what we're doing
and pull a whole dinner together,

and we already served some
of their dinner to the crew.

Did this thing not get
ironed? Obviously not.

God, this is a joke.

But once we tie it, it tightens it up.

Jesus [ bleep ].

Just suck it up and deal with it.

I'm feeling so overwhelmed,
exhausted, and mentally drained.

I don't need it, lose it.

Did we get off? No, we're getting off.

Thank you, Alex. Come on, everybody.

I'm very glad I'm back.

I agree, 110%.

Let's do women on this
side, men can be on the other.

Chicken wings and french
fries, I don't call it dress.

What were you guys doing while
we were gone? Tell us the truth.

I mean, I had a nice
filet for dinner, and then...

I knew it! I knew it!

A whole freaking bat of filets?

Are you kidding me? Seriously?

Did you eat all those filets?

You know what? It's okay.

Can we go with these, please?

And what's your levels?

You comb your hair right,
it's a damn good point.

Kobe beef noodle soup.

That's hilarious!

Actually, I thought that
was the coolest stuff we saw.

No, but it was hilarious,
like we're ready to go,

and you're like, "Oh, the place is closed!"

It's just noodles and Kobe beef.

Are you eating with chipsticks?

No, Kat, I'd like to see your hair down.

You haven't had it down
the whole time, huh?

She's working.

However, Kat, my sake is now hot.

Have you noticed that all the


Oh, really?

Wow, what?

If that isn't sexual harassment,
I don't know what is.

Adrian, Adrian, Kat,
can I get the next course,

so I can please tell our
fabulous guests? Thank you.

You're gold.

See, look, you're just plain Jane, baby.

They made it for you.

Have you noticed that
Kat's got really nice t*ts?

Oh my God.

I think she's a little higher.

What kind of question is that?

I was just like, really?

We're not talking about that, poor Kat.

This isn't good.

Completely overwhelming.

[music]

You got an iPhone?

I got it.

Where's Kat?

[music]

Sorry, am I plating right now?

Yes.

Shut the f... up.

Silence, please, silence.

Sorry, love.

Silence!

I'm not.

Kat's acting a little bit
more jovial than usual.

What in the f... is going on?

Like, I feel like somebody, like,

slipped her ecstasy or something.

It wasn't me, I swear.

[laughter]

Where the frig is my radio?

Hey, CJ!

No.

Okay.

'Cause you're wound up like that.

Kat's been drinking.

It's not too tough to figure out.

Kat wants to go to the
bar, so take it back around!

She gets flirty, and then
the accent comes out.

I came down here to meditate.

I'm really good with advice,

so if you want to talk about anything...

I'm really good at sex,

if you really need to just talk about it.

Oh, yeah, I'm coming right up, I'm sorry.

Late, it's like 10, 15.

All I say, if you take that blow horn,

tomorrow morning I'm gonna kick your a*s.

Did I say breakfast is at 7 o'clock?

We're gonna spend more time together.

If I say we're gonna do
something in a certain hour...

Be there.

Show up on time and
bring an extra set of clothes.

Always.

That's my advice.

Okay, fine, I'll have her go to bed.

You go to bed.

Do you know where Frangelico is?

Frangelico? We don't have any.

Listen, you think so?

I'm not saying anything.

I mean, she's getting it done.

It's a little lagging, but...

So [bleep] dumb! Where's Ben?

You go to bed, okay?

Take your clothes off and get in your bed!

I wish that I was the
only person that knew.

I probably would let it slide.

Another massage!

You get another massage!

Unfortunately, what happened

is that she did it in
front of everybody else.

And you get another massage! Go.

I'm concerned that she's gonna lose her job

and that I'm not gonna
have her here anymore.

And...

I guess that's what's gonna have to happen.

[sighs]

Next time on "Below Deck"...

I have to have a conversation with you.

I know that you were drinking.

I'm giving you the option to
go to Lee yourself and tell him,

or I go to him and tell him.

I don't think you know what's going on.

Don, I need you to meet him.

I'll keep meeting on there.

I'll get on there.

What do you want?

I want a cup of coffee.

Yes.

Captain?

There is concern that my
behavior was substance-related.

Had you been drinking?

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