12x06 - Yacht-chella

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Previously on "Below Deck"...

Your energy.

You’re obviously
attractive as hell.

Solene makes me melt.

Definite spark there.

You just smile every day.

If you weren’t on this boat,

I don’t think I would
be having as much fun.

Of course not.

[laughing]

This evening,
captain’s at the table.

No stress.

You’re like, ugh...

"My sh--’s not going
to be good."

Fraser wants to help me,

but you cannot talk
to me like this.

She’s very...

trying to be kind.

I don’t know if
she’s really trying

or she’s pretending
that she’s trying,

but we just don’t vibe.

Guests are on the boat.
Where’s their luggage?

It won’t happen again.

Things keep piling up.

I’m super frustrated.

So I should have
picked up the radio.

You should have called me,

said I’m heading
back with the guests.

I want you to pull
my stern across.

Hold, hold it, hold, hold, hold.

Kerry, Kerry,
just give me one minute.

Oh for [bleep]’s sake.

Can’t have only two
people out here

when guests are using the area.

I’m losing faith and
trust in the guy.

So, mate...

The expectations of a job
on this boat and what I need,

you’re not there yet.

So I’ve got to let you go, mate.

Okay, I get your point.

It is a lot on me and it’s
not flowing as I wish it would.

You’re a good bloke.

I have a lot of respect for you
and I believe in you,

but unfortunately you’re
not thriving here, mate.

You are just surviving.

I appreciate your honesty.

I know you’ll have a great
career in this industry.

Here’s your passport.

I want you
to pack up your stuff.

- Okay.
- Say goodbye to the crew.

- I respect you, man.
- Man, I respect you, too.

Caio’s lack of experience,

it’s severely hindering

and because of that,
it’s time to let him go.

- Good luck.
- Okay, thanks, Cap.

All right, thanks, mate.

If we’re going to
the dock, grab a box.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, grab a box.

Trash, trash, trash.

You’re going?

I’m leaving today.

I knew it.

Yeah, I did call it.

It’s not surprising.

The writing’s been
on the wall...

I’m sorry to hear.

...for, I think, everybody
but him to see.

All crew, all crew, can we
please meet on the aft deck.

Just drop whatever you’re doing.

Kerry letting me go,
was a big surprise.

This is the first time
that happens, actually.

We’re so proud of you, yeah?

Yeah.

We’ll see you in Brazil.

[applause]

Caio, Caio, Caio!

- Bye, boys.
- Take it easy, brother.

Caio!

All right, guys, so Caio’s gone
and he tried his best,

but he wasn’t able to do
what I needed him to do.

So we’ve got a new bosun coming
in tomorrow afternoon. Okay?

When I started to see
the guy spiral,

I knew I needed to
find a backup.

Mate, the reason I’m
calling you is...

I’m looking for someone
familiar with bigger boats.

I have a lot of confidence
in Hugo just off paper.

Ways surpasses the experience
of my current bosun,

and hopefully
he’s not as energetic.

[chuckles]

Now’s the time to
up the game, okay?

- Yeah.
- Okay, thanks, guys.

Let’s go, guys.

Imagine getting sacked,
there’s a brief pause.

you’re walking down the dock
and then you just hear...

- [applause]
- Yeah, I know, yeah.

He knew it was coming, though.

You think?
I don’t know, man.

I don’t want to
know that feeling.

Let’s not find out, eh?

Yeah, no, I don’t want to know.

We need to get this ready
for the next person.

And we’re going to get
a new bosun.

So I’m probably going
to put chef in here,

because I would like my space.

- Of course I have to say.
- Okay, that’s fair.

[Kyle groans]

Interior, you have one
hour to finish.

Tonight, we’re going to drink.
We’re going to have fun.

Very nice, very good.

b*tch, I see you.

Eww. Foul.

Interior, I’m happy for
everyone to clock off

and get ready for our
exciting evening altogether.

Oh.

Okay.

My a*s cheeks out?

I’m sexy.

Ready?

[whistles]

Girls and boys.

Come along.
Come with me.

Oh, yes.

Off to dinner.

He tried to kiss me all the day

and I told him I decide.

Because all the day, he came
here, blah, blah, blah.

She’s not feeling it anymore.

Who fart?
Somebody fart.

No, the window’s open
though, I might have to...

She got the ick.

Let’s start the party.

Oh, la, la.

Oh, my God, this table.
It’s so cute.

Can we raise a glass to Caio?

Cheers.

All right, guys.

Ladies, what would you
like for your food?

I’m going to take
the lobster one.

You want the filet mignon?

The filet as well,
but rare.

Merci.

I’ve got the lamb.

Perfect.

Wow, thank you so much.

Consume that, babe.
Consume it.

I’m a type of person where
I have a lot of high emotions.

- I can’t stop that.
- You’re very emotional?

Yeah, but I’m so good at
letting it go, and it’s gone.

Who is emotional,
level emotional?

Yeah, I’ll cry at anything.

Any film will make
me cry, so yeah.

- Very emotional.
- Very?

Yeah.

Anybody want to try a bite?

I’m happy with
how things are going.

My sleep schedule is like,
I’m really, really happy.

I would love to not change.

Yeah, but I’m----ing
working until 2 a.m.

You want to change?

No, I think our schedule works.

Yeah, me too.

I’m happy right now.

I’m really happy.

- Guys, you ready to go?
- Yeah!

Let’s go!

Woo!

[moaning]

Whoa.

Okay.

Bow-chika-wow-wow.

Hey! Hey!

How many people
made out tonight?

Girls in the back.

All right, guys.

Wow.

Let’s go, let's go,
let’s go, let's go.

Oh, I’m exhausted.

Yeah, I just want to sleep.

I’m tired.

Good night.

So, Jess is
hooking up with Solene.

Let’s go for a smoke, yeah.

I should be better.

Better at what?

Being a good judge of character,

and that’s twice I've been
on this boat

and I’ve been
a sh-- judge of character.

- Yeah, it’s not...
- Twice, twice!

With Solene, she’s entitled
to her own prerogative, but...

Yeah.

Tomorrow’s a new day.

You’ll be right as rain.

You’ll be back flirty-dirty.

Sun rises every g*dd*mn day.
Every g*dd*mn day.

[yawns]

Good morning!

Ooh, ooh!

[sighs]

[bleep]’s sake.

Our new bosun’s
probably coming today.

I----ing hope so.

Yes.

How are you?

I need to curl my lashes
so I look human.

Good morning, one and all.

Morning.

I’m feeling fresh.

It’s a little bit of a pounding
headache, but that’s okay.

We’re ready.

I know that Kyle
really likes Soso.

I just, yeah, at the time
I wasn’t thinking

and it wasn’t right.

And I do feel bad,
but I can’t help it.

She’s so beautiful.

Copy.

Barbara and Solene,
vac and wipe cabins.

Rainbeau, clean fridges.

We all set, we all
know what we’re doing?

- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

- Let’s start washing the bow.
- All right.

[speaking French]

- Solene, Solene, Fraser?
- Yeah.

The bar is your responsibility
from now on.

Anything that’s not right
is your problem.

Thank you.

That’s the wrong word.
Horny.

Yeah.
It’s not a direct translation.

Say I’m excited.

For once, I don’t think I was.

I need to go to the toilet.
I’ll be right back.

We didn’t smash.

How was your cuddle?

It was good.

She’s so much taller
than me, though.

[sighs]

Do you think Stillie’s okay?

No.

I feel like he might have been
a bit too serious about it.

I think she was a bit more...

- Cas.
- Yeah.

I mean, it happens.
Listen, I’ve been there.

I’ve been there.
I’ll be there again.

I don’t want to see him upset.

Ugh.

I don’t envy Jess's position.

I’ve been in a
similar situation.

There was a girl that
I wanted to be with,

but I knew I shouldn’t be
with them because of a mate.

And my friend, he said,

if he was in your position,
would he care about you?

And that was the answer
I needed.

I knew it was wrong, so...

I do wonder
what Kyle’s thinking.

As much as he says
it’s cool, he seems...

hurt.

Coming up...

[laughing]

It’s triangle between
Scottish, Jess and Solene...

Good morning.
Good morning.

Oh, here’s movement
on the dock.

Have a chamois in your pocket

so he knows we
know what we’re doing.

Look busy, look busy.

Okay.

- I’m Stillie.
- Hugo.

Hugo? Pleasure.

- Nice to meet you, guys.
- Nice to meet you, too.

Where are you from?

I’m American, originally
from New York City.

Hello. How are you doing?

How are you doing?
What’s your name?

- Hugo.
- Hugo.

- You can follow me, Hugo.
- Cool.

- G’day?
- Good day.

G’day, mate.
How’s it going?

Good, mate.
Welcome aboard.

Thank you.
Thanks for having me.

Get yourself comfortable.

Tomorrow morning, we’ll have a
chat about what the process is.

Sure.

We have a charter tomorrow.

Get in your off-charter uniform

and just see where
the guys are at.

- Perfect.
- All right. Thanks, mate.

Sound good.
Thanks for having me.

- Appreciate it, bro.
- Cheers, cheers.

I’m very excited
about Hugo’s resume.

He’s already worked
from deckhand

up to second officer on
much larger vessels than ours.

- This way, Hugo.
- Cool.

I’ve got your liquid
yachtwear uniform.

I just wanted to introduce
myself again.

I’ve been in yachting
since, what, like, 2015?

- You’re lead, correct?
- Yeah.

Perfect. So you’ve got the most
experience out of the boys.

I’ve done yachting
for eight, nine years.

It’s just really,
really freeing.

I grew up in the Bronx in a
pretty religious household.

My father’s from Honduras

and my mother’s from
Dominican Republic.

They definitely had expectations
of what they wanted me to do,

but I always knew
that I wanted to get out.

When I first started yachting,

it was like going from
seeing in black and white,

and then you finally
see in color.

What were you guys doing today?

Just washing and
resetting, right?

So we washed covers yesterday,
so I’m doing covers.

I don’t like lax programs
where there are no rules.

At the end of the day,
we’re here to do a job,

and putting the boat first
is the most important thing.

Full stop.

The main thing for us
was just communication.

Like, we weren’t very organized.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Time for a preference
sheet meeting.

Interior, chef, can we please
all meet in the primary cabin?

- Copy that.
- Copy.

This next charter, all these
people own strip clubs.

Oh...

Our primary is Leslie Wise.

Her husband runs
their adult club, Empire,

based out of Dallas, Texas.

All the toys out.

Get the big banana out,
and let’s get amongst it.

Night one, they want
to celebrate Jason.

It’s his 50th.

The theme should be reminiscent
of teenage shows in the ’90s.

Day two, we’re putting
on a concert.

A full-blown stage band concert.

So, guests love live music

and would love to have
a concert on the dock.

Holy sh--.

Complete with a VIP section,
DJ dancing with local flair.

I’m going to see what I can
try and organize in one day.

It is currently
Carnival in St. Martin.

It is just full of life and
celebrations and colors.

And I feel like
I should pay homage

to the country
by putting on my own.

We’re going to be
here at the dock.

It’s going to have to be huge.

I’m so nervous.

This is an almost
impossible task.

Sh--, sh--, sh--.

Guys, let’s get to work.

- All right, rock and roll.
- Let’s do it, boys.

I need to find an event planner.

Copy.

Let’s just tidy some of
this stuff up in the middle.

- Yeah, I cleaned that.
- Clean it again, mate.

Hey there. My name is Fraser,

and I’m calling to see if
you’re able to help me plan

quite the large-scale event
this coming Sunday.

I highly, highly doubt that
that is even possible.

I don’t think there's
much we can do.

Book solid.

I think we can call it.

And then we’ll get after
it in the morning, eh?

Okay.

How was your night last night?

I kiss you, you kiss me?
I don’t remember.

I took you to the bathroom.

That’s my move.

All right.
Me and bathrooms.

Congratulations.

I’m feeling very,
very good now.

Oh, my technique.
I take her to bathroom.

Excuse me, you----ed Scotty.

Don’t say----ed,
I have sex.

Have you been with
a woman before?

Flirting.
No more.

Nothing more than one night.

I am, I think, a straight
woman, like this.

But I think just
I like beautiful things.

Am I allowed to sleep
with you tonight?

- Or no?
- Yeah, of course.

I’ve never been in a
relationship with a woman.

I’ve always been kind of
used as, like,

an experiment by
straight people.

I’m not going to
complain

because people are
still kissing me.

[kissing]

- Morning, guys.
- Morning.

[knocking]

- How are you, sir?
- Good, good.

For this dock party situation,

what’s the budget that
you have for me?

They said we can spend 20.



I don’t know if that's enough,
but that’s all we got.

We’re used to getting a
whole lot of different requests

for beach picnics,
trips to waterfalls,

but a dock party of this scale
is so far out of the ordinary.

You might have a guest
that wants caviar

from Russia flown in a day.

They want to go to
a helicopter excursion.

Everything, and I mean
everything is possible.

It just takes time and money.

And if you’ve got enough money,
I’ve got enough time.

- 20’s doable.
- Yeah?

- Yeah, I think so.
- Okay.

Appreciate it, Cap.
Thank you.

Thanks, mate.

Just checking
the weather forecast.

Are you a drink of coffee on
deck type of person or no?

Do we have closed lid ones so
we don’t spill

- that sh-- on the teak?
- We do.

I just did 32 years of age of
learning not to spill my coffee.

I don’t really enjoy
the leader that comes in

and makes changes immediately.

Still going to wait
to make any big decisions

on whether or not this guy is
going to be a pain in my a*s

or the savior of the deck team.

We’ll assign quickly.

- Do you want sundeck?
- I’ll take sundeck.

- I’ll take this area.
- Sounds good.

Anyone have any
questions about anything?

No, sir.

- Hello.
- Hello.

My name is Fraser.

I’m looking to host a party
on the dock this coming Sunday.

Oh, sounds good.
I can make that happen.

- You’re kidding me, right?
- No way.

Oh, my God.
Okay, amazing.

Thanks, buddy.
Talk to you soon.

- Morning, Cap.
- G’day, mate. How's it going?

Good.

When we depart,
when lines come off,

I need to know what lines
are off, free to maneuver.

Right.

When I maneuver the vessel,
it’s my job

to decide where
the boat goes.

- We just tell you distances.
- Your job is the distances.

I’m going to build a stadium
and I’m going to get dancers

and I’m going to get live music.

Can we start putting
a menu together?

That’s what I'm doing right now.

Perfect.

I hope they’re nice.

How did you sleep?

I slept great.

- No. What do you think that?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I see.
- Even good morning.

Okay, good morning.

No it’s okay.

Good morning.

Ah, you----ing... Jesus.
Take the skin off, why don’t ya?

Sorry.

Hugo, Hugo, I’m heading up
to the flybridge now.

Copy that, Cap.
I’m here on the sundeck.

Captain, Fraser,
I’m ready if you are.

Excellent. I’ll meet you on
the flybridge.

Okay, mate,
the water looks nice and clear.

- Yeah.
- That’s a good start.

There beneath the light switch?

- Yeah.
- You see that?

And across as well. Yeah.

It’s nice and tidy here.

Good work, love it.

Cheers. Thanks, Cap.

- Thanks, mate.
- My pleasure, thank you.

Hello, I’m here for Fraser.

- Okay, be there in two.
- Copy that.

Fraser, nice to meet you.

The plan is to have the stage
directly outside of the boat.

The only main construction
we’re going to need

is just the stage and
these dance platforms

as far as I can think of.

Carnival dancers on one.

- Yeah.
- We have the fair dancer on one.

Love that.

Are you able to source
a local band?

That I can provide to you.

Fantastic.

Barbara! Oi!

Why?

[laughing]

It’s triangle between Scottish,
Jess and Solene.

But I really hope
I don’t have to choose.

Maybe I will be in trouble.

- Voila.
- Voila.

Coming up...

Why are you guys
still standing there?

Get on the boat!
Let’s go!

These guests are
getting very rowdy.

This is a shoe leather
right there.

The chef might need training.

At any point you feel
uncomfortable, let me know.

Rainbeau, you’re
on my sh---list.

Demand, we can do.

Demeaning, we cannot do.

[laughing]

All crew, all crew, 25 minutes
before guest arrival.

Copy that.

Girls, please get into
whites, yeah?

I’m going now.

All right guys,
let’s get in position please.

- Where’s So?
- Guests are arriving right now.

Let’s get out.

Solene, Solene.
The guests are here, run.

Where’s our red carpet?
This is not okay.

- Good morning.
- Leslie Wise.

- Fraser, nice to meet you.
- What is this? Damo.

Interesting name.

Being Australian does that.

- Good day mate.
- Solene.

What are you running late for?

I think you got to step up
your program a little bit.

You’re running late.

What the [bleep]?

Obnoxious, rude, classless.

Why are you guys still standing
there? Get on the boat.

Let’s go.

This trip is going to be hell if
that’s what we've got on board.

Hell.

Where’s the drinks?

I through we were supposed
to have shots

or champagne or something.

- We absolutely do.
- Nothing?

All the fun stuff’s on board.

So Leslie, I’d like to welcome
you aboard with your party.

My name’s Kerry.
This is Fraser.

He’s a chief stew.
He’ll show you around.

Let’s do it guys.

All right, let’s go.
When do we get to drink?

Rum punches.

Jason, we got
your rum punch here.

Right.

- Cheers.
- [shouting]

I’m just going to take you
on a tour of the vessel.

So this is your hot tub.

Yes.

It’s a big hot tub.

Whoa.

Careful, careful.

So this is your master
cabin, your master bed.

Be aware these are not blackout,

so we can see in
from the outside.

So don’t clap cheeks
in the----ing blinds are up.

Clap cheeks?

Oh.

Let’s go to the bar and
we’ll finish our chat.

[kissing]

Ooh.

Oh... oops.

- This is the bar.
- It is indeed.

Well done.
You really got this.

Let’s change quickly.

[grunting]

- Is that okay?
- Yeah, that’s totally fine.

I’m not picky.
We work in strip clubs.

We’ll do the straight back
first when he calls it.

Okay, aft deck. Just prep
your lines for departure.

Copy that.

- Ready, Hugo?
- Ready.

Okay, pull, pull, pull.

Yeah.

Kerry, Kerry, that’s all
the stern line’s on board.

Thank you.

I feel like we’re moving.

Is that the tequila talking?

We’re underway. Woo!

Bridge, bridge,
starboard quarter

is now clear of the dolphin.

Free to maneuver.

Good calls on the radio.

Thanks, mate.

I already feel way more
comfortable,

you standing there, Hugo.
I’m not gonna lie.

- Thanks, mate.
- Yeah.

Okay, guys, looks
like it’s showtime.

Copy that.
Ready on stern.

This is the bridge.


Check the distance.
Four meters opening.

Oh my God, I feel very
nervous right now.

Let me do a video.

Projected clearance port side,
zero meter.

Opening slowly.

Oh, this is so tight.
It’s not even funny.

Starboard side,
five meters holding.

Distance to come ahead.

One five meter to be
in line with the bridge.

Five meters.

We’re going through
the tight spot.

Here we go.

Stern is coming in line with
the end of the bridge.

Distance to rocks,


Bring it in, Barbara.
You’re good, you're good.

Fantastic.
Great work, everyone.

Really, really
good calling, team.

Good calls, Hugo.

I feel so much more
confident already

with Hugo at the back here.

With Caio, you could see the
whole kind of panicked manner.

Hugo’s just like, it's fine.
Don’t worry.

I think that’s how
a leader should be.

Nice job, deck team.

So what do you do, sir?

We run strip clubs
all over the country.

I’ve not done strip clubs.

What do I want, some
weird old straight man

getting a b*ner over someone
dancing with a pole?

Like, ugh.

All deck team,
prep the anchor, please.

Copy that.

No, no, that forks out of place.

You can’t leave
that right there.

Do it right if
you’re going to do it.

Jason’s so pleasant.

[laughing]

Stand by for one shot.

- Standing by for one shot.
- Release.

Long stay, one o’clock.

Chain looks like it’s holding.

Okay, fantastic.
Let’s lock it down.

Copy that.

Cap.

They’re gonna be
really, really tough.

- Yeah
- Really rude.

If they’re rude,
I’ll take care of that.

- How’s everything here?
- Unacceptable!

Oh, [bleep] off.

- I’ll let you know, Cap.
- Yep.

But it’s, yeah, we're gonna
be on our toes next few days.

If they don’t do toys,
I’m gonna be very mad.

We can play with toys.

I like moist toys, too.

- [laughing]
- For guest arrival,

you’re this close to not being
here when the guests arrive.

If it happens again,
it’s not going to be good.

Yeah, sorry, thank you.

Not a problem, not a problem,
just so you know.

- So good.
- That smells incredible.

I know, I really does.

- Awesome, mate.
- Yeah?

Good presentation.

- Thanks, Captain.
- Good job, mate.

- Leslie.
- Hello.

We’re ready to go for lunch.

- Perfect.
- Meet you downstairs.

Yeah.

Open.

Oh my God.

It’s so good.

Chef, chef, I’m taking
guests to the table.

Can I get you
some Greek salad?

Oh yeah, this looks really good.

Veal piccata.

I would take some, absolutely.

- Lamb for you, sir?
- That looks lovely.

Like more prosecco?

No, that’s okay.

Can I offer some veal piccata?

Sure.

Cap wanted paddleboards out
in case they go down the slide.

Taste.

If guests come down,

Hey, we got the guests
on the swim platform.

How many of them, right?

Five guests on
the swim platform.

Three in the water.

It’s safer if everyone knows
where the guests are.

Ladies and gentlemen,
how’s everything?

The veal you’ve got to practice.

That is a shoe leather
right there.

- Veal piccata?
- Do it right. It’s overdone.

Look.
Come on now.

Oh my God, this guy.
This guy.

I can make you one
rare if you want.

- Right.
- Absolutely. Right now.

- On my way.
- Thank you.

You’re welcome.

Hey, Fraser, can I just have
a quick meeting

- with all your girls?
- Yeah.

Oh, that’s a big one.
We’ll see how it goes.

Interior, interior.

Can we please all meet
in the upper pantry?

Copy that.

Are any of us okay to go
on the jet skis too?

You want to
be labeled as a p*ssy.

I’m so full now.

So these guests are
getting very rowdy.

God.

How’d she get two
glasses of champagne?

Any point
you feel uncomfortable,

let me know.

Okay?
Demand we can do.

This is ridiculous.

Rude and demeaning,
we cannot do.

They have small d*ck syndrome.

Anybody doesn’t have respect,
you have no time on my boat.

I don’t give a [bleep]
who you are.

Rainbeau, I need Rainbeau.

Thanks, Cap.
I appreciate it.

Ain’t no b*ner yet.

[laughing]

That was delicious.

All right, let’s
go do the slide.

I want to jetski or
some sh--.

Oh, wait.
The banana boat is out!

Woo!

I got two guests on
the swim platform.

You guys want to get
on the banana, yeah?

Your goal is to throw
all of us off.

Perfect.

[screaming]

It’s easier if you do
some on each side, yeah?

Nice.

Welcome back.

Nice fresh towel for you.

Welcome shots.

Stillie, your belt buckle
is not in.

All crew, tonight we
are doing a 1990s theme.

I’ve got costumes.

So please come up to
the pantry at some point

and I’ll deck you out.

Hang these.

Hello, Justin Timberlake.

Come on, girls, we
have not got much time.

I look like Run DMC.

You know, the girls
are out, too.

Can you be the Justin
to my Britney?

- Sure.
- Yeah?

Doesn’t Justin [bleep]
Britney, over?

Yeah, he like cheats on her
with like 20 girls.

So, no.

I don’t know about
this one, mate.

Oh, my God.
Look at you, cap.

You’re ready,
I don’t know for what,

but you’re ready
for something.



I was living in a house
with five guys.

Every minute of the day,

there was someone there
playing a guitar.

A lot of is was grunge music,
like Nirvana, Pearl Jam.

At the end of the day,
we’d all hang out.

It was just music and partying.

[gasps]
Let’s go!

Also, I had hair.

[laughing]

Happy 21st birthday!

[cheering]

- Oh, this is so festive.
- I love this.

Who wants a shot
of 1942 in 1995?

[cheering]

- Rainbeau!
- Yes, let’s go!

[bleep] my life.

To p*ssy and gunpowder,
live by one, die by the other,

and we love the smell
of both, babies.

[shouting]

- Toast.
- Present, future.

Swallow.



[gags]

Okay.

What did you just try to do me?

Did you give me a
shot at tequila?

I did.

Have I ordered tequila at
all this whole trip,

and you just tried to put
tequila down my throat?

- Rainbeau!
- It wasn’t forced.

- Rainbeau!
- It was optional.

Poor Rainbeau.

I think we should put
sedatives in their drinks.

Housekeeping.

Service?

You’re beautiful.

[laughing]

When I work and
I see Jess like this...

- What?
- Where is your under?

Almost naked.

I don’t know, I forgot the job,
I don’t care anymore,

I just go to see Jess.

I’m very distracted by her.

We are all best friends.

Excuse me?

I’m not her best friend.
I’m joking.

Beautiful.

- All right guys, let’s go!
- Those for the primaries.

- Chef is here!
- Hi, chef.

- Perfect
- Oh my God, thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a seafood paella,

a sea bass, a langoustine,

also we have mussel.

- This is gorgeous.
- Beautiful.

Well, enjoy.
Bon apetit.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

It’s perfect.

These guys.

How is day two on board?

I think it’s good so far.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, I like everyone.

Has anyone caught your eye?

Yeah, I’m in a relationship,

but it’s an open relationship.

I have a partner,
she’s really funny, smart,

we’ve been together
for over four years.

For us, we’re not really
interested in situationships.

We know that we’re both really
committed to each other.

So we talk about the people
that we’ve been with,

we talk about what we like,
what we didn’t like,

and we’re very free
flow with it.

That might be months and months
or six months in between,

but having the option
and the freedom,

that’s what works for us, and
I couldn’t be any happier.

If there was
some huge red flag,

we said we’d give
each other a veto.

Conventional couples
would have a hall pass,

but you guys have the opposite
of that, which is a veto.

That’s a good point.

- Surely, you’re okay.
- Yeah?

- Good?
- It’s fine.

Okay.

I’ve had way worse.

As long as you’re okay, mate.

No, we’re good.

I really appreciate
you checking in, though. Thanks.

All right, good night, mate.

Were you jet lagged at all?

We were alcohol-lagged.
That was our problem.

[cheering]

Vente uno!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Go, keep blowing.
Blow harder, blow harder.

Blow!

- [laughing]
- Cheater.

Happy birthday!

Thank you.

We’ll cut it up for you guys
and we’ll get it

onto plates for you.

Thank you.

Rainbeau, did you really
just come with one of those?

I did.

Would you like one as well?

That’s pretty unacceptable.

You should just automatically
assume if Sam is drinking

something, Dawn would
like the same thing.

Copy that.

When you hear like,
Rainbeau, Rainbeau, Rainbeau,

it’s like...

You’re on my sh---list.

You take this happy little
whatever the [bleep] this was

and you just bring back
something I like.

Copy that.

Coming up...

Yeah, mate.

I was expecting to see
a little something.

Yeah, everything is in place.
Basically.

Nothing is here.

This is so bad.

We’ve got some really
demanding guests.

- I’m excited for music.
- This is gonna be something.

We got a lot of pressure
on us right now.

[bleep] me.

I’ve just sold them this dream.

Rainbeau, you take this little
- ing whatever the [bleep]

this was and you just bring
back something I like.

I’m going to do what I want.

Bring it, baby girl.

Oh, what is that?

Lemon meringue birthday pie.

I love lemon meringue pie.

Rainbeau, give her more tequila.

She is not ever
doing tequila.

All right, it’s pretty good.

Yes.

- Good night, Barbara.
- Good night.

Are you ready to go to bed?

Let’s go.

- Good night.
- Night, night, everybody.

We’re gonna go down here
to the poor people room.

Yeah, we have to go down.

[laughing]

Thank you for a
great day, Fraser.

- I’m going to bed now.
- Good night.

Off to bed, you’re free.

Okay, are you sure?

Oh, you know what you can do?

The day heads.

You tell me to sleep
and now do the toilet.

What?

Yes, of course, I do the toilet.

Thank you.

Before you go to bed,
wash all of the day head.

Don’t forget the sundeck,
the main salon and the toilets.

Extra work after work.

It’s not fair.

You’re still constantly working.

If I don’t do it, nobody
else is gonna do it.

I don’t mind working hard
to carry the team,

but if I’m working hard,

so you can not work,
that’s a little bit sh--.

And I feel like you spend
a lot of time working.

I spend all of my time working.

Night, night.

[kissing]

Good morning, Glasgow!

Make myself a Bloody Mary
if I can find the 1942.

How it going
with the festival?

Good, I think it’s just
the stress of not being there

and not knowing what’s going on.

So it’s just going
to be like a stretch.

- Okay.
- Um...

The party’s tonight.

The staging needs to be
built from scratch.

I’m putting so much trust
in this event planner

to get things going for me

because I can’t be on land.

So yes, this is a
big leap of faith.

But I have no other option.

♪ Happy birthday to you

I love birthday, but I think
it gets harder year by year.

That’s perfect.

Am I able to get a lift to
the dock at some point today?

- Yes.
- Fantastic.

Just to check it out,
make sure people

are setting up for tonight.

Make sure it’s happening.

All righty.

This looks so good.

- Look at that.
- So cute.

We need to just
look at the view.

Snacking.

[laughing]

We also have a quiche
just come out the oven.

Looks delicious.

For this evening, I am
planning your very own Carnival.

Very VIP experience.
I’m really excited.

It’s something that
I’ve never, ever

even thought of doing before.

- Yay.
- Perfect.

So I’m going to leave
the stews with you for service.

Just to check up on it.
and make sure

it’s going to be as perfect
as I can make it.

- Yay!
- So exciting.

No pressure, Fraser.
No pressure.

All right.
What a bad feeling.

I’ve just sold them this dream.

Have I spoken too soon?

G’day, mate,
how’s it going?

Good to see you again.

I was expecting to see
a little something.

Nothing is here.

This is so bad.

This is so embarrassing for me.

Yay!

There’s so much to do.

[bleep] me.

Yeah.

We’ve got some really
demanding guests.

So we’ve got a lot of pressure
on us right now.

If there’s not activity,
we’re going to feel the heat.

I’m so excited.

There better be gyrating.

Next, on Below Deck.

[glass shatters]

- Oh, my bad!
- Fraser! You made a mess.

Thank you for letting me know.

I’m sorry.

Yeah.

I wasn’t happy with
this charter.

And I will make the cuts
if things don’t change.

I genuinely care.

She just genuinely
doesn’t give a [bleep].