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12x13 - Talk Derby to Me

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Below Deck". Aired: July 1, 2013 – present.*
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Show chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a superyacht during charter season.

12x13 - Talk Derby to Me

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Previously on "Below Deck"...

Everyone I’ve spoken to
thinks you’re full of sh--.

You’ve got to draw the line.

We just need a bit
more food man.

Go [bleep] yourself.

Huh? Because that is taking
me like a little b*tch.

Okay, I’m thrusting
the starboard.

Look for port wash.

No wash yet.

I’m unable to take
command of the vessel.

We have some mechanical
issues with the boat,

so we’re gonna be stuck
here tonight.

-Oh...
-Are you kidding me?

We got screwed.

I’m hurt.

It’s like a truck on my body
in the road,

and again, and again, and again.

I want you to stay.

-Pull your head in.
-Yeah.

Don’t create any situation for
me to regret bringing you back.

I’m glad I’m still with
you guys,

but I really thought
that ----ing Fraser

would have really done me in.

I’ve protected Kyle.

I’ve saved his job.

At this point, I’m done.

I need to go in a car,
home, back to the boat.

You’re making a lot of
self-destructive decisions.

Yeah, I know.

You’re going down a path
you don’t need to go.

I know.

And I’m not looking
for a lecture. I understand.

His job’s at stake.

There’s the reputation of the
captain of the boat at stake.

That’s on him.

Grow up.
You’re an adult.

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight!
This is a party!

[shouting]

----ing hurt and pissed off,

and now ----ing Fraser’s
pissed off with me.

I’ve probably ----ing ruined
the friendship there.

I was kind of just
taking the piss,

so I feel very
disappointed in myself.

And I think you can see that.

I can.

Guys, life is ----ing good.

I don’t know what Kyle’s
going through, but I feel burnt.

I love the boy, but I will not

be putting my neck on
the line anymore for him.

Jess, Jess!

Let’s go, let’s go.

Let’s go!

I’m not going in that car.
There’s not a [bleep].

-I’m going in the back.
-Where’s my overshirt?

-What?
-Oh, sh--.

Smell? Bad?

Not my face.

No, don’t touch my face.

[laughing]

-This is so naughty.
-Oh, yeah.

[laughing]

Game on, baby.

If you want to know how Damo
kisses, make out with a fish.

You know, it’s like super wet
and like...

make out with a fish.

Hey, I wonder what happened.

[laughing]

Can we just go [bleep]?

Oh, oh.

Sorry, I fell.

So, So-So, is it a problem,
Jess and Barbara?

-So...
-Yeah?

No, go crazy.

Cool.

I have to...

her, like, you, you ----ed up.
You messed up with me.

When you left Stillie to go
to Jess without telling him...

-Yes.
-That’s a good one.

Am I not wrong here?

Oh, yeah.

Same situation.

All right, we’re here, guys.
Let’s go.

Yeah, exactly.

I’m going to...

[chattering]

See you guys.

Okay, let me grab all my sh--.

Ha!

Rainbeau.

Oh!

[alarm sounding]

Good morning.

How are you feeling?

What did you do last night
that I don’t know of?

I made out with Damo
in the back of the Uber.

So, what’s wrong with that?

You know, the last thing
I wanted was, like,

for Damo to show up and be like,
come into bed with me,

and I’d be like, no.

Your bed is a gross place
I don’t want to be.

[sighs]

[phone ringing]

What’s up, pally?

Not much.
What about you?

Ah, not much.

You know what?

I’ve not really done anything.
I just drank.

They’re all ----ing winding me
up with my drinking,

and I did have a lot
to drink last night.

Pretty much, yeah.

I guess the pressure with
all this here, it’s ----ed.

I mean, it’s my own fault.

I am still self-destructive,
I get that.

As much as my night
ended great...

I’ve really thought
I was better than this.

And I’m not, so I really
do need to change.

I’ll keep you updated.
I’ll let you know.

See you later, pal.
Love you, love you.

-Bye.
-Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

[shrieks]

[chattering]

[squealing]

Hey, Brassy.

Hey, love.

-How are you?
-Good, how are you?

Good.

Where’d you sleep last night?

Here.

I knew I should have gone
on the Easter egg hunt.

[laughing]

I just passed out here
in the corner.

-Just another day in paradise.
-Yeah.

[phone rings]

Hello, Kerry speaking.

I’ve got the wing station
controller you requested.

Excellent. Excellent.

I should be headed your way
shortly if that works for you.

Fantastic.

Thanks again for
flying with that part.

It’s very important.

The parts here...

But I haven’t seen it yet.

The part could be wrong.

It might not be
programmed properly.

If that happens, we’ve got a
much bigger problem ahead of us.

We can’t run the charter season
from the dock.

Yes. Excellent.

Hey, my guy,
front row seats

to your make-out session
in the car.

Does it look as bad as
I remember it feeling?

I don’t really think that
anyone’s a bad kisser.

I just think that
sometimes two people

don’t have the same styles.

There’s got to be somebody in
the world that likes the pointy,

tonguey, pointy,
windmill-y, swishwash.

Like, it’s ----ing horrible.

And somebody’s got to
like the fish as well,

which is just the...

Or the frog.

My Brazilian girlfriend taught
me to kiss, so, like,

I’ve always taken that with me.

The only person I haven’t
talked to today is So-So.

She slept with Stillie.
Good for her.

Did you hook up with
So-So last night?

Um, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Huh?

I don’t know.

Okay, back to work.

Oh, my God.

Really, bro? She just thinks
she’s playing all of us.

-[knocking]
-Mm-hmm.

Did you tell Solene she could
take her breakfast break early?

-No.
-Okay.

She’s having breakfast?

She’s sitting in the crew mess
eating a bowl of cereal

chatting with Barbara,
who’s folding clothes.

[sighs]

It’s another day in paradise.

[bleep] you, bro.
[bleep] you.

You are the worst
type of person.

The worst type of person.

Darling.

We’re here because
I bring down...

We’re not doing
a breakfast break yet.

We’re all getting stuff done.

-You’re going now?
-Yeah.

Wait, wait.

Ow!

Oh.

-Thank you very much.
-You’re very welcome.

Ugh, some birdsh-- on this one.

[bleep] this, it’s so heavy!

Okay.

Jess, coward.

Voila.

Interior, interior.
You can go on your break now.

Jess, Jess, Solene.

Can you meet me in
the bar, please?

Coming.

Ai-yi-yi.

What’s happening?

We had, like, something.

And now you’re
like, okay, just...

And you take Barbara on a date.

And the same night, you
slept with her in the bed.

It was not good.
It was not fair.

Maybe I was just
embarrassed about what I did.

Yeah, I just, like, I didn’t
want to make it a thing

and for me to avoid it,
I think was just easier.

Because...

Yeah, it’s coward.
You’re coward.

Coming up...

What the [bleep]’s going on?

Sorry, anchor dropped.

That’s a mistake
we can’t make again.

My head’s not here, bro.

It was not good.
It was not fair.

Maybe I was just embarrassed
about what I did.

Wanting to avoid it,
I think was just easier.

It’s coward.
You’re coward.

Yes. It’s a fact.

We had, like, something.

And now you’re like,
okay, just...

Yeah, I’m not
disagreeing with you.

Yeah.

But me, when I go to my cabin
and when I smell your perfume,

even if I don’t see you,
I know you were there

because I smell your ----ing
perfume in my cabin.

I’m trying to give you space
because I respect you.

And, like, what I did,
sleeping in your cabin,

was not okay.

But I’m sorry, and I
shouldn’t have done that.

I have nothing to say.

Voila.

Okay, I’ve got sh-- to do.

See you.
Bye.

Jess, I don’t feel she
apologized sincerely for me.

I want to take her.

And...

Okay, Hugo,
are you in position?

Yep, we’re getting
into position now.

We’re ready for you, Cap.

[beeping]

We found the part,
time to test the system.

But if we can’t make
this work right now,

it’s the end of the season.

Port ahead, port ahead.

Good wash, good wash there,
port ahead.

Port astern.

That’s good wash, port astern.

Starboard ahead.

Yeah, starboard ahead,
wash confirmed.

Okay, that’s great, guys.
All tests complete.

Thank [bleep] for that.

We’re good to go.

Copy, copy.

We’re back, b*tches.

Fabulous.

Deck team, deck team.

We’re going to have a
preference sheet meeting

in the crew mess.

Deck copy.

Interior, can we meet
in the primary cabin?

Copy.

Oh, wow...

-Here we go, mate.
-Charter seven.

Our primary guest
is called Emily.

She’s a renowned dentist
in San Francisco,

joined by Eric, her husband,
a semi-retired tech guru.

The theme of night one should
be like the Kentucky Derby.

We leave here at one o’clock

and go straight
to the sculpture park.

The next morning,
we’re going to actually

anchor in St. Barthes, Med-moor.

It’s going to be very
stressful for me.

More than the bridge.

Med-moor is where you
put two anchors out

and you’re back into the dock
and you put the lines across.

But we don’t have any
ground lines or anything,

it’s just anchors for us.

Right, just anchors.

I have held out all season
to not Med-moor in St. Barthes.

There’s many obstacles
to get in there.

We cannot ba*ls this up.

The next morning,
the guests get off

and then the next day,
guests arrive.

One more thing that’s
very important to know.

Emily, she just finished
chemo treatment.

And she’s about to receive a
mastectomy upon her return.

So this trip is all about her.

So this is like happy days.

Cheers, Cap.

-Awesome sauce.
-Thanks, team.

This charter really
touches home a little bit

because I lost two really
important people in my life

because of cancer
in my grandparents.

I lost them in high school.

My grandmother passed away.

And I think my grandfather
was so heartbroken

he passed away literally
a month after that.

And that was rough.

That was really rough.

But I want to make sure
that I give this charter guest

the best ----ing
experience of her life.

Oh, thank God
I’m wearing a helmet.

Ooh, ooh.

Ooh. Ooh.

I know it’s not going
anywhere with me and Solene.

It’s past the point
of emotion now.

We live for what?

For pleasure.

Eating, sh--ting, and ----ing.
That’s life.

We’re just animals.

I’m going to do my laundry.

Are you okay?

What are you doing?

Oh, it smells like fart in here.

Who’s done that?

[alarm sounds]

Not too shabby.

This looks nice and clean.

Doing good, bro.

-Excellent.
-Thanks, Cap.

All crew, all crew,
half an hour to guest arrival.

[clatter]

I just caught them all.

Oh, here we go.

Thanks for coming.

All right.

-Hello!
-Hello.

G’day. How are you?

-I’m Kerry.
-I’m great.

-Nice to meet you. Emily.
-Hi.

-Jimmy.
-Nice to meet you, Jimmy.

Yeah, get in there.

You guys look so polished.

Give us two days.

[laughing]

G’day, Emily.

On behalf of myself
and the crew of St. David,

we’re going to welcome you
to beautiful St. Martin.

-Thank you.
-We’re leaving here shortly.

Here’s your chief stew, Fraser.
He’ll show you around.

-Let’s do it.
-Hi, Fraser!

Let’s get into
our blues, please.

The moment I’ve been
waiting for.

And well-deserved to.

-Thank you, oh...
-Glass of champagne?

This is the sun deck.

Barbara’s here with
more champagne

-if anyone’s interested.
-Oh, sure.

Don’t want her to get
bored or anything.

-Yeah.
-[laughing]

Okay, crew, take all lines off.

Copy that.
All lines off.

Bridge, bridge. Your stern
is well clear of the dolphin.

You’re out of the slip.

This bridge is opening.
Look right here.

Oh, sh--.

Distance to come ahead.


-That’s the best.
-I mean, it is.

No one enjoys a wide.

Captain, your bow is now
entering the bridge.

Projected distance: two meters.
Holding.

Port side, five meters.
Starboard side, three meters.

Holding.

Oh, sh-- ba*ls.

Got to put some lubricant on
the side of this boat.

Ten meters to clear the bridge.

Your stern is now clear
of the bridge.

We made it.

[cheering]

You’re fighting it.
You’re a warrior.

-You’re doing it.
-I was. I was, though.

It’s scary as sh--.

Blessings to you that you
get to survive this.

You’re feeling your own pain

and you’re entitled
to feel your own pain,

even though it isn’t
a death sentence.

Jess, Jess.
Please prep the anchor.

Copy, prepping.

I’m scared of fish.

I have nothing to do with them.

Release, release.

That’s three shackles
on deck, three shackles.

Let’s watch the chain, please.
Let me know what it’s doing.

Okay, Jess, what are
you seeing up there?

Yeah. Chain looks good, Captain.
Chain looks good.

Copy. Once you’ve locked
it down,

just come and see me
in the wheelhouse, please.

Copy that.

Am I in trouble?

[bleep]

On the anchor, you give me
information when it’s going out,

but when it’s out,

you’re waiting way too long
between telling me anything.

Okay. So you do want me
to give the stay

-and what it’s looking like?
-Yeah.

-Is that... okay, cool.
-You used to do that.

Release.

Long stay, one o’clock.
Chain looks like it’s holding.

Okay, fantastic.
Let’s lock it down.

You need to let me
know what’s going on.

Three o’clock, medium stay,
coming along stay.

-Okay.
-Yeah?

-Copy that.
-Cool.

Sorry about that.

Is there a suggestion box?

This is still St. Martin.

Whoa, are you all right?

Rainbeau, Rainbeau.

I’ll have you setting up
the table, please.

Copy.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I’m fine.

Just so I don’t have to come
back and forth and you don’t...

I mean, I’m thinking of you.

-Oh, thank you so much.
-Less work for you.

Pleasure.

If you’re upset about something,
you don’t have to talk about it.

That’s fine.

Captain spoke to me about
the anchor drop and stuff

and just some sh--, and it was
just frustrating for me.

I understand that.

I’m in my own head.

It’s just been a
long ----ing season.

-I get it.
-Yeah.

Take time.

To be honest, I’m concerned
about Jess’s performance.

I 100% know that something’s
distracting her,

and it doesn’t help that
she’s having all these

relationships going
on in the boat,

and it’s starting
to bleed into work,

and I’m really worried about
where this is going to go.

Some bullsh--.

Please, God, help me.

Coming up...

What the [bleep]?

You’re in trouble.

Just double checking that you
gave So-So a ciggy break?

No.

Oh, she’s taking one right now.

Barbara, Barbara, Fraser.
Go in your rashy.

Okay.

That was not a fart.
That was just my foot moving.

No one listened. It’s fine.

What do you need, Anthony?

-Thank you so much.
-Yes, of course.

It’s good to stay hydrated,
especially in this heat.

Yes. Thank you so much.

Do you think this is enough?

Yeah, you’ll be fine.

Once they come back,

we’re instantly going
to bring in the boat.

-And move?
-Yeah.

Oh my God, look at how
beautiful this is.

Today for the main course,

we have a fish tacos
and a chicken tacos.

Enjoy and bon appetit.

It’s delicious.
This is so good.

Listen, before I put
this coffee machine on,

I’m sorry about earlier.

-Yeah?
-I had nothing to do with you.

What were you frustrated at?

Cap called me to the bridge,

and he was just talking about

how I was not doing
what he wanted me to do.

-Oh, really?
-So I just come down,

and then I’m just bothered,
and then it’s not what I, yeah.

Just having one of those days.

Just in case...

Deck crew, coming down
with all guests now.

Copy that,
we’re standing by for you.

Snorkel!

All lines clear.

-Bye, guys.
-Thank you!

-All right.
-Copy, thank you.

-Solene?
-Oui?

You need to do all
the day heads.

Make sure the bar is perfect,

the upper pantry perfect,
ready for service later.

Yeah.

Any bins need to be
changed, change those.

And I’m going to go on my break.

-Okay.
-Perfect.

-Thank you, honey.
-Good break.

Thank you.

You have 30 minutes
to snorkel.

I’m so tired.

-Ah!
-Oh...

What the [bleep]?

Oh, you’re in trouble.

Fraser, Fraser, Rainbeau.

Go ahead.

Can I meet you just to
say something real quick?

Yeah, come to my cabin.

Stop.

Solene, Solene
is taking a break.

Oh, la, la. Everybody can do
whatever they want,

but when it’s against to me with
Rainbeau, always a problem.

I see the eyes of Rainbeau,
was like...

-[knocks]
-Hello.

Just double-checking that
you gave So-So a ciggy break.

No.

Oh, she’s taking one right now.

Where is she?

Um, next to Master.

Did you see a mermaid?

Yeah, right here.

Are you ----ing kidding me?

I’m putting my neck on the line
to teach her to be better.

Please listen and
do what they say.

Solene, Solene,
the guests are here. Run.

Wasn’t happy with this charter.

And I will make the cuts
where I need to make them

if things don’t change.

If she was working on any
other boat in the industry,

I can assure you she would
have been gone day one.

I truly am fed up.

Put your cigarette down
and get to work.

Okay?

You know, do it first.

Yeah, but like, do it first.

If I see that with
you again, bro,

we are no longer friends.

Don’t blame me.

You’ve got day heads.

And a quick vac.

And you’ve got a whole
hour of break time.

It’s getting steamy.

She’s a big girl.
She makes her own decisions.

Solene, do this,
Solene, do this.

Oh, it’s okay.

Go [bleep] yourself.

Ah...

Coming up...

No, I actually don’t
hate her at all.

Bullsh--.
You’re a terrible liar.

Why are you trying
to start sh--?

Bro, stay in your own lane.

That is so cool.

When I went for a smoke,
So-So also came for a smoke.

And ----ing Rainbeau
saw So-So sitting there.

And she was like, as
soon as she saw that,

"Fraser, Fraser" on the radio.

Oh...

Professionally, she is
done with So-So, man.

Yeah, big time.

St. David, St. David

Yeah, I’m good.
I’m good.

-Okay, guys.
-Nice.

Welcome back.

-How was it?
-It was so much fun.

Yes!

Guys, we’ve got to
roll the St. Barthes.

We’re going to get
this tender in double time.

Copy that.

I did grab a boob.

Grab what?

I grabbed a statue boob.

You know, in homage
to breast cancer.

Bridge, that’s
the stern door closing.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Holding.

Interior, you can get
into your blacks please.

Copy, copy.
Thank you.

We can do a Titanic.

I’m the short one.

-Oh!
-No!

It’s okay. It’s okay.
It’s okay.

-Oh, my God.
-Rose!

It’s a sign of our trip
because I’m losing my t*ts.

Five days after this trip,
they’re gone.

But anyway, let’s go.

You would have
preferred the hat.

Let’s go!

I’m the king of the t*tties!

Deck crew, deck crew.

We’re 10 minutes south
out from anchorage, 10 minutes.

Copy that, Cap.
Copy that.

It’s beautiful.

That looks pretty sick.

Ooh la la.

Let’s all rinse off.
Get ready for Derby.

I love it when a
table comes together.

You can prep the anchor, please.

Copy, prepping anchor.

What’s the [bleep]’s
going on here?

Red on deck. Red on deck.

Sorry, anchor dropped.
Pulling up.

[bleep]’s sake.

[bleep]’s sakes, Jess.

Just breathe.

Okay, is the anchor
just hanging?

Prepping anchor.

[bleep]

Don’t stress, don’t stress.

My head’s not here, bro.

Three shackles on
the water, please.

Copy, three in the water.

That’s three in the water,
three in the water.

Long stay, it looks like
she’s holding now.

Thank you.

Jesus Christ.

So what happened earlier was the
break wasn’t on tight enough,

so she just dropped as soon
as I got rid of the winch.

That’s a mistake
we can’t make again.

You caught it quick,
which is good.

Yeah.

But that could have
really ----ed us up.

All right, so just
double check everything.

Copy.

[bleep]’s sakes, Jess.

Dude, I could have
lost my ----ing job now.

[bleep]

You all right?

Sorry.

Um...

I think with like the whole
guest and the chemo thing.

Mm-hmm.

It’s kind of hitting
home a little.

I don’t think my
head’s been there.

It’s clearly showing, like,
especially on deck.

Come here. Come here.
Come here.

[sobs]

Hey, take some time
for yourself. Go to your room.

Yeah.

If you need it,
if you would like to talk to me,

-I’m always here.
-Yeah.

Thank you.

I don’t know what’s going
on with Jess completely,

but there’s something
going on internally.

And it’s a very important
part of my job

is just not my crew’s
physical safety and health,

but their mental health too.

And I just want
them to know that I’m there.

-Go take some time.
-Okay.

-Thank you.
-Turn your radio off.

Turn the lights off in the room
and just be with yourself.

[sniffles]

[crying]

I think with the charter guests,
given the cancer,

it really hits home.

Oh, sh--.

You know, like, I saw
my grandparents like that.

I was very, very close
with my grandparents.

When I was younger,

my grandparents managed
a yacht club,

and we grew up on the boats.

My grandfather was definitely
the reason I got into yachting.

And I really hope that
I can get out of this rut

because I don’t want
it affecting my work.

But it clearly has been.

[crying]

Yeah, I’m fine.

I know.

It’s okay.

Yeah.

Thanks.

So excited for this Derby night.

Looks so gorgeous.

Love it.

Let’s see who’s going to win.

We’re just going to
hoop and holler?

You can be a horse.

All right, let’s go.

-Ready for the Derby?
-Giddyup.

[snorts]

Off to the races.

Yee-haw!

Guests at the bar, chef.

Okay, let’s go.

Hey hey!

Yeah, oh, you’re right.
Actually, never again.

-Let’s do it.
-Yes.

Deck crew, deck crew, stand
by for arrival in 13 seconds.

Don’t step on the roses.
Not the roses.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

-Welcome...
-You go first.

To your very own

Motor Yacht St. David Derby.

Go.

[cheering]

Oh, yeah!

[shouting]

Giddyup!
Giddyup!

Woo!

Please do take a seat
where you’d like to.

This is amazing.

Look at this! Oh, my gosh!

All right, Stillie,
you’re good, mate.

-Done?
-Yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Are these horse poops, though?

All guests, all guests,
all guests at the table.

Copy.

Oh, [bleep], my n*pples.

Flirtage.

Solene and Barbara, can you
do turn downs now, please?

Copy.

Okay, your guy’s hats...

I can’t even... stop.

It’s just...

It’s beautiful.

No, I know I can,
but actually I cannot.

Cause my eyes are right here.

Let’s go, baby.

All right.
The beef. Beautiful.

-Hey, sunshine.
-Hey, hey.

-Good night, all.
-Good night, babe.

Take a picture of
every individual

person with their hat.

It’s beyond fabulous.

Maybe like hats and
yachting should be a thing.

Focus!

[speaking Spanish]

Service.

Perfect.

Ready for service.

Copy, coming.

Here comes the beef.

Does that sound funny?
Here comes the beef?

The flower. It’s such
beautiful presentation.

We have a New York steak
with black cherry sauce,

rosemary grilled artichoke,
a confit cherry tomato,

and a sweet toast.

Enjoy. I’ll see you later.
Thank you.

Ride the pony back there.

Yeah, ride the pony back.

So the steak is delicious.

Amazing.

What is it?
The three of us racing?

Bullsh--, you’re
a terrible liar.

Zero percent of me has
any hate in my body for her.

Oh, God.

I am not commenting.

What’s he saying?

Why are you trying
to start sh--, bro?

Stay in your own lane.

----ing hell, you
are a ----ing joke.

Me, I don’t like when
people bullsh--, right?

Don’t lie to me in my face.

Rainbeau and Solene have a
really ----ed up relationship.

There’s all this cattiness
and jealousy,

and they’re always
at each other’s backs.

And this also affects
all the crew, right?

We feel it.

We get dragged into,
oh, I’m on team Solene.

I’m on team Rainbeau.

----ing grow up.

Don’t come in the upper
----ing pantry

and call me a joke, bro,

because I’ll show you
what a joke is,

Hello, Fraser.

Are you happy for me to clear?
Are you still going?

Yes. I think we’re okay.

It’s so good.
It was really good. Thank you.

Clearing now, chef.

Copy that.

I thought it was all joking.

And he was like, oh,
you really hate her.

And I was like,
no, I’m just saying.

He was like, oh, this
is so high school,

you don’t hate her,
you don’t hate her.

You’re a ----ing joke.

Come on, Hugo,
you’re a HOD.

Don’t be throwing stones
in glass houses here.

You are literally doing exactly

what you’re accusing
her of doing.

Leave her alone,
and please stop causing drama.

I do not need any more of it.

So that’s why I think
it’s a joke.

Whoa, yeah, bro.

-Okay, so anyway.
-Yeah, you tell it.

-Tonight for the last course...
-We got boobies?

-Ooh, lala.
-Oh, yes.

In honor of breast cancer.

For the last course,

a profiterole with
vanilla ice cream,

homemade chocolate sauce,

and homemade whipped cream.

My God, this is delicious.

Is it fine if Barbara
sleeps in my bed tonight?

-Yeah, it’s all good.
-No funky business.

-Let’s go do the Derby.
-Let’s go do the Derby.

-I mean...
-Let’s go.

Deck team, deck team.

I have guests coming up
to the sky deck to participate.

So cute.

This is the inaugural
St. David Derby.

[cheering]

We know who our
bets are on over here?

We’ve got Hugo, we’ve got Damo.

Hugo! Damo!

On your marks, get set.

Go, go, go, go, go!

One, two, three, four, five...

[shouting]

Gallop!

[chattering, shouting]

You’ve done good! Come on!

[grunting]

Oh my God...

It looks pretty close to me.

[shouting]

Oh, my God.
That was amazing.

That was, honestly,
a photo finish.

That brings and end to the
inaugural St. David Derby.

Thank you very much for coming.

-[cheering]
-Bravo.

Oh, God.

What a day.

I’ll see you guys tomorrow.

-Bye, thank you for everything.
-Yes, so to you.

I can’t wait to shower.

Ah! [bleep]

Ah, coffee machine.

Do you ever think when you hurt
yourself, this is karma?

Only have baby...

Yeah, that’s like...

You [bleep] over your
teammates every other day.

-That’s fine.
-Sorry?

I said, those things
are just like

you [bleep] over your teammates.

You want to tell me
something, Rainbeau?

Here we go again.
Another fight.

So I go to bed when
everything’s finished.

Well, technically, you go to bed
when I send you to bed.

All you have to do is
just bar, day head...

Just... Maybe you can put off
the just because...

I feel your energy and
then I just want to say...

It just shows me that you
don’t care about me, right?

Go start.

Nice conversation, Rainbeau.

No, it wasn’t.

It was sarcastic.

[bleep] you.

Girl...

I can’t never finish.

So finish everything, Rainbeau.

I’m sorry, but today,
hoo hoo hoo.

I go on break.
See you in one hour.

I really don’t care
about this bed.

I’m not going to sleep inside.

No, but you have
to care about the bed.

You think I don’t
care about working?

I don’t care about my work?
I don’t like my job?

It’s what you think and
I don’t really care.

My two older sisters
beat me to a pulp.

Fighting was just
a part of the culture.

She’s not ----ing worth it.

I don’t really care.

Don’t get fired over
that dumb b*tch, bro.

Fight it out and then this
sh--’s going to stop.

I don’t really care.

Fight it out.

I don’t really care.

Fight it out.

Next on "Below Deck"...

One, two, three, jump.

-Hold, hold.
-Holy sh--.

These things aren’t
acceptable in yachting.

[bleep] around with her
on the beach?

Ooh.

-Sorry?
-Yeah.

Kerry, did you make
rules about me?

I want to know.