01x16 - Mystery Noise

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

Uncle grandpa: okay,

Everybody.

Who's ready for sleepover dream

Night?

Grft: [ roars ]

Pizza steve: yay!

Belly bag: all right!

Mr. Gus: hot dog.

Uncle grandpa: to the dream

Fort!

Night-night, super-strong

Dinosaur guy mr. Gus.

Night-night, my cool dude

Jokester pizza steve.

Night-night, sweet giant

Realistic flying tiger.

Night-night, magical belly bag.

Night-night, incredibly handsome

Uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa #2:

Night-night.

Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Lights out, everybody.

Mr. Gus: [ groans ]

How come I always have to put

Out the dang lights?

Uncle grandpa: [ sighs ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Squawks, gobbles ]

Uncle grandpa: spaghetti!

Huh?

You hear a noise?

Belly bag: I think I heard a

Noise.

Did you?

Grft: [ roars ]

Pizza steve: I think I heard

A noise, too.

Did you hear a noise?

Mr. Gus: I think I heard a

Noise, as well.

Did you hear a --

Oh.

Uncle grandpa: oh, well.

Must have been a dream.

Pizza steve: but we weren't

Dreaming.

We weren't even asleep yet.

Uncle grandpa: just a theory.

Night-night.

Mr. Gus: [ groans ]

[ Muttering indistinctly ]

Uncle grandpa: sweet dreams,

Darlings.

[ Squawks, gobbles ]

[ Plink! ]

Mr. Gus: there it is again.

Uncle grandpa: there's what

Again?

[ Squawks, gobbles ]

Pizza steve: that noise!

It was sort of like

[ Squawks, growls, gobbles ]

Uncle grandpa: oh, that

Noise.

I say we follow the advice of my

Great grandcousin nephew dracula

And ignore it.

Sweet dreams, darlings.

[ Squawks, gobbles ]

[ Squawking ]

[ Squawks, gobbles ]

[ Squawking ]

Uncle grandpa: [ screams ]

Belly bag: [ screams ]

Grft: [ roars ]

Pizza steve: [ screams ]

Mr. Gus: [ screams ]

[ Grumbling ]

Uncle grandpa: hey, was that

Really necessary?

Mr. Gus: I'm sorry.

I don't know what came over me.

It's just -- just...that noise!

Pizza steve: yeah,

Uncle grandpa.

That noise is putting

Pizza steve on edge, costing

Pizza steve valuable handsome

Gentleman sleep.

Grft: [ growls ]

Belly bag: we can't sleep!

And if we can't sleep, we can't

Dream!

Uncle grandpa: and if we

Can't dream at sleepover dream

Night, what's the point of

Anything?!

[ Sobbing ]

No.

I'm okay.

Grown men don't cry...

Except when they get chased by

Coyotes.

Anyway, I will find out where

That noise is coming from, and I

Will not rest until I find it.

Belly bag: but we
can'trest

Until we find it.

Uncle grandpa: that's exactly

My point.

Mr. Gus, what's the plan?

Mr. Gus: well, we probably

Should search around the r.v.

And find where the noise is

Coming from and stop it.

Uncle grandpa: here, noise!

Come here, noise!

Come here, boy!

[ Squawking ]

[ Pop! ]

Uncle grandpa: I think it's

Coming from here.

≫ [ squawks, gobbles ]

Uncle grandpa: or not.

Grft: [ growls ]

Belly bag: no, tiger.

It's coming from the cheese and

Stick casserole.

[ Splat! ]

[ Squawks, gobbles ]

Mr. Gus: the video game!

[ Grunts ]

[ Squawks, gobbles ]

Uncle grandpa: aah!

Sleepover dream night is in

Jeopardy!

We gotta search every room in

The r.v. Until we find that

Mystery noise.

Ha!

[ Fwoosh! ]

[ Fwoosh! ]

[ All panting ]

Hey. I think we stopped the --

[ Squawks, gobbles ]

[ All screaming ]

Pizza steve: we've ripped

Apart every room, and still

Nothing!

Mr. Gus: which can only mean

One thing.

Uncle grandpa: don't stand up

In a canoe?

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: oh, yeah.

That's right, tiger.

It must be coming from inside

The walls.

Mr. Gus: let's have us a

Listen.

Uncle grandpa: no.

That won't work.

This will work.

It's my special mcdonkey's

Collectors' cup.

[ Pop! ]

[ Squawks, gobbles ]

Uncle grandpa: I got it.

I got it.

[ Grunts ]

Mr. Gus: it's coming from

That wall!

Pizza steve: no!

That wall, you dum-dum!

[ Grunting ]

[ Squawking ]

Mr. Gus: that wall!

Uncle grandpa: [ grunts ]

[ Gobbles ]

Pizza steve: that wall!

[ All panting ]

At last!

That noise finally stopped!

[ Laughs crazily ]

[ Squawks, gobbles ]

Pizza steve: [ screams ]

[ All sobbing ]

Belly bag: I can't take it

Anymore!

What's causing this noise?!

Mr. Gus: then it must be...

One of us!

Pizza steve: oh, really, huh?

That's really interesting.

'Cause if you ask pizza steve,

He'd say it's mr. Gus!

Mr. Gus: [ gasps ]

All: hmm.

Mr. Gus: don't -- don't

Believe him.

You all know I'm just a friendly

Neighborhood dinosaur.

You know who the real culprit

Is -- uncle grandpa!

Uncle grandpa: [ gasps ]

No.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

You're all delusional.

You -- you stand back now, you

Hear?

I don't want to hurt anybody.

I'm warning you.

Not another step.

Aah!

[ All gasp ]

Mr. Gus: [ grunts ]

Pizza steve: [ grunts ]

Grft: [ roars ]

Belly bag: [ grunts ]

[ All screaming ]

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: et tu,

Belly bag?

Oh, brother.

I did it.

I finally stopped the noise.

I finally stopped the noise!

[ Squawks, gobbles ]

Uncle grandpa: [ gasps ]

Huh?!

Uncle grandpa #2: [ squawks,

Gobbles ]

Uncle grandpa: oh, no!

Iwas the one making the noise.

If I'm ever going to get some

Sleep, I'm gonna have to knock

Myself out to stop the noise.

[ Grunting ]

[ Moaning ]

[ Thud! ]

Huh?

Hey, what just happened now?

Pizza steve: [ chuckles ]

I think it's pretty obvious.

But I'll let someone else

Explain it.

Mr. Gus: we must have been

Asleep in our sleepover dream

Night for the whole time,

Dreaming.

Pizza steve: exactly.

And we were dreaming the same

Dream because we were asleep in

The same bed.

Mr. Gus: uh, sure.

That's why.

Belly bag: wow.

So, we didend up having a crazy

Awesome dream.

Mr. Gus: I think it was more

Of a nightmare.

Pizza steve: we dreamed that

We went crazy, destroyed the

R.v., And beat each other up?

That's no nightmare.

That's the best dream ever!

[ All cheering ]

Mr. Gus: I'm just glad the

Noise finally stopped.

[ Squawks, gobbles ]

[ Squawks, gobbles ]

Uncle grandpa: oh!

So, the noise we heard in our

Dream was just our breakfast

Bird letting us know that

Breakfast was ready.

[ Gobbles ]

[ Laughter ]

That was the best sleepover

Dream night ever!

Mr. Gus: I'm sorry we all got

Into a fight, uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa: it's okay,

Mr. Gus.

Wars don't decide who's right.

They decide who's left.

Now let's go eat that annoying

Breakfast bird for breakfast.

[ Squawks ]

Hold it.

h*-o-o-o-o-ld it.

Uncle grandpa #2: ooh, a

Camera.

Uncle grandpa: hold it.

It's time for "tiger talk!"

With your host,

Giant realistic flying tiger!

[ Applause ]

Today's topic -- room mate

Problems.

Grft: [ roars ]

Mr. Gus: well, tiger, we're

Here today because I've had

Enough of pizza steve leaving

His dirty peanut-butter knife on

The kitchen sink all the time.

If you use the knife, wash it.

Don't just leave it out.

Yeah.

Grft: [ roars ]

Mr. Gus: that's right. Yeah.

Pizza steve: I have no idea

What he's talking about, tiger.

I don't even eat peanut butter.

Mr. Gus: you're eating a

Peanut-butter sandwich right

Now.

Pizza steve: wha-- it's the

First one I've ever had.

Grft: [ roars ]

Mr. Gus: ha!

Dna testing the knife -- tiger,

That's smart.

There's no way you're getting

Out of this one, pizza steve.

Pizza steve: I didn't do

Anything.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: the results

Are in.

And...

I can't read this.

Pizza steve: I'll read it.

The dna test says the knife

Belongs to...

Mr. Gus!

Mr. Gus: what?!

Let me see that.

[ Chomp! Gulp! ]

Pizza steve: oops.

Too late.

Sorry.

Grft: [ roars ]

Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,

Hut.

[ Audience gasps ]

[ Shouting indistinctly ]

Mr. Gus: what?!

I have to go to boot camp?!

This is not right!

Wait!

Pizza steve: have fun at

Camp.

Don't forget to write!

Grft: [ roars ]

Well, that's all the time we

Have, friends.

Thanks for watching

"Tiger talk."

Tune in next time for a shocking

Secret confession special.

Uncle grandpa: [ distorted ]

I'm ashamed to admit this,

Tiger.

I used your litter box

Yesterday...

To bake lasagna.

Pizza steve: wait, what?

[ Creak! Creak! ]

[ Cre-e-e-ak! ]

[ Whip! ]

[ Clank! ]

Uncle grandpa: that was

Pretty crazy.