01x29 - Food Truck

[bunniefuu]

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

Pizza steve: looks like I'm

Clear for takeoff.

Aw, yeah, son!

That's what I'm talking about.

$13 Million?

One day, pizza steve.

One day.

Mr. Gus: pizza steve!

Dinnertime!

Pizza steve: awesome!

Hunh!

[ Tires screeching ]

Grft: [ roars ]

Mr. Gus: [ coughing ]

Oh, man!

That exhaust is k*lling my

Appetite.

You got to get that thing

Smogged.

Pizza steve: yeah, well, you

Should get your breath smogged.

Mr. Gus: hey, my breath

Doesn't...

[ Exhales, sniffs ]

Ugh!

Uncle grandpa, is that food

Ready yet?

Uncle grandpa: just putting

On the finishing touches!

Grft: [ meows ]

Uncle grandpa: I now present

You a new family recipe, passed

Down from grandpa to grandpa

But with some new added flair.

Feast your eyes on this

Delicious delight, handcrafted

In the u.g. Rv.

I call it the burger dog!

What I do is take a hot dog and

I shove it through a burger.

It's that easy.

Mr. Gus: mmm. Mmm.

Mmm!

I haven't had a meal this good

Since the mesozoic era!

Mmm.

This
isdelicious, and I don't

Even have taste buds.

Grft: [ roars ]

Belly bag: mmm!

You're right, tiger.

This doestaste like a million

Bucks!

Pizza steve: a million bucks?

More like 13 million bucks.

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Oh, yeah, pizza steve.

You know it.

Hey, uncle g, this burger dog is

Such a great recipe!

You ever think about going into

The food business?

Uncle grandpa: okay!

[ All sigh ]

[ Clong! ]

Huh?

[ Ding! ]

Pizza steve: hungry, fellas?

Hmm...

Let's see here.

I'll take one burger dog.

Me too!

Me three!

Pizza steve: three burger

Dogs!

Uncle grandpa: coming right

Up!

Here you go -- three burger

Dogs.

All: this is amazing!

You guys got to try this!

Give me four -- make that

Five burgers!

[ Workers shouting ]

Pizza steve: [ laughing ]

[ All cheering, shouting ]

Oh, boy!

Mwah!

Pizza steve: [ grunting ]

Uncle grandpa: [ grunting ]

[ Truck beeping ]

Huh?

I want two large burger dogs,

Extra cheese, and no mayo!

I can't stress that enough!

Pizza steve: got it!

Two large b.d.s, extra cheese,

No white stuff.

Did you get that, uncle g-pa?

Hang on just one little second,

Sir.

Remember, no mayo!

I don't like mayo!

Uncle grandpa: [ groaning ]

Pizza steve: uncle g, what's

The hold up?

I got a bunch of orders coming

In.

Uncle grandpa: oh, uh, right,

Uh...

Orders, uh...

[ Mumbling ]

[ Sizzling ]

I'm tired.

Pizza steve: I'd let you take

A break, but you just had a


What do you think this is?

Party time?

Wipe that frown off your face.

You're on the clock!

Time is money.

Uncle grandpa: [ groaning ]

Mr. Gus: lay off him,

Pizza steve!

Can't you see he's completely

Worn out from working nonstop?

Pizza steve: worn out?

He's had plenty of rest.

I just saw him take a nap like

Four days ago.

Uncle grandpa!

Wake up!

Hey!

Mr. Gus: I don't know why

You're in such a hurry to sell

So many burger do--

Huh?

What's this?

Wait. What?!

This is why we've been working

Ourselves to the bone?!

For a stupid jet?!

Pizza steve: it's a

Two-seater.

I was gonna give you guys rides.

Mr. Gus: you can take that

Jet and drive it off a cliff for

All I care.

I quit!

Pizza steve: oh, yeah?!

Well, I lied about giving all of

You rides!

All right, pizza steve.

How tough can this really be?

This part goes in here, and...

[ Grunting ] okay.

All: burger dogs! Burger

Dogs! Burger dogs!

Pizza steve: oh, man, there's

Got to be a way to speed

Things up.

Come on, uncle g-pa.

You've got to have something

Useful here.

Anything!

Oh. What's this?

Uncle grandpa's own food

Fabricator.

Duplicate your food in minutes?

Aw, yeah, son!

Now that's what I'm talkin'

About!

It's a good thing I'm so smart.

Belly bag: uh, pizza steve,

Maybe you should read the

Instructions first.

Pizza steve: sure. Why not?

I do like to read.

Oh, I read, like, tons of books.

"Step one -- sprinkle tiny

Amount on food."

Simple enough."

Cooking is so easy.

"Step two: do not use, ever."

Wow. Well, that should've been

Step one, if you ask me.

See, belly bag?

My ideas dowork.

Now who needs to see a

Therapist?

Belly bag: uh...

[ Rumbling ]

Everyone get back!

What's happening?

[ Ting! ]

[ Crowd gasps ]

Uncle grandpa: [ sniffing ]

Lunch time already?

Belly bag: uh...sort of.

Uncle grandpa: huh?

Oh.

Whose idea was it to redecorate

The rv?

Mr. Gus: call it a hunch, but

My guess is mr. Greedy pants

Over here.

Pizza steve: hey, the only

Thing I'm greedy for is the

Happiness of our loyal

Customers.

And if I'm lying, then may the

Devil himself take me away.

Aah! Ohh!

Get off me, devil!

[ Crowd munching ]

Mr. Gus: whoa. Uh, get back.

Uh...keep away!

Grft: [ roars ]

She's not on the menu!

Uncle grandpa: whoa!

Pizza steve: aaaaah!

Ohh! Ohh, ohh!

Mr. Gus: I hope your precious

Customers are satisfied, 'cause

We're about to be out of an rv!

Pizza steve: uh, who needs

An rv when I can buy us a jet

With all that money?

Belly bag: um, I wouldn't

Count on that.

Pizza steve: nooooo!

Not my money!

Mr. Gus: see what I mean?

This is what happens when you

Get lost in your greed!

Pizza steve: wait a minute!

Did you just say the exhaust

From my speed...cycle?

Is that what you said?

Oh, my gosh!

I'm a genius!

Mr. Gus: that boy ain't right

In the head.

Ohh!

Pizza steve: eat my dust!

[ All coughing ]

Pizza steve: how about some

Smoked sausage?

[ Both coughing ]

Eat my dust!

[ Coughing ]

You already used that line!

Mr. Gus: what the heck is he

Doing?

Belly bag: he's ruining

Everyone's appetite by making

The rv taste bad!

Whoa!

Man, your breath stinks!

Ugh!

Belly bag: [ vomits ]

Oh, no! Brussels sprouts!

Aaaaaah!

Aah!

Grft: [ farting ]

Oh, man!

Let's get out of here!

Grft: [ laughing ]

[ All screaming ]

Uncle grandpa: [ muffled

Shouting ]

[ Gasps ]

Thanks for saving me, guys.

There was an evil gnome down

There.

Shh!

Mr. Gus: what's that,

Uncle grandpa?

Uncle grandpa: uh, nothing.

Never mind.

Belly bag: sorry you never

Got your jet, pizza steve.

Pizza steve: aw, that's

All right.

I'm over that old thing.

Besides, I've got my eyes set on

A new prize.

Uncle grandpa, what should we

Do about the rv?

Uncle grandpa: why, get a

To-go box, of course!

Good morning!

Announcer: and now

"Moments in history

With mr. Gus."

Mr. Gus: oh, hello.

I didn't see you there.

It was on the evening of

December 25, 1776.

General george washington

Famously crossed the icy waters

Of the delaware.

Keep crossing that delaware,

Boys!

Mr. Gus: many novice

Historians consider this a

Turning point in the w*r.

But they often overlook an

Important detail -- that

George washington could be a bit

Absent-minded.

[ Clears throat ]

You forgot your pants.

Huh?

Sweet cherry trees, you're

Right!

Mr. Gus: you could have mine.

Thanks.

With these, we're sure to win

The w*r!

Mr. Gus: and from that day

Forward, wearing pants became

The law of the land.

Belly bag: but, mr. Gus, you

Never wear any pants.

Mr. Gus: well, shame on me.

Announcer: you've been

Watching "moments in history

With mr. Gus."