01x44 - Tiger and Mouse

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

Hey, there, baby.

I'm teen heart throb

English muffinz.

And you know I love you, baby.

Grft: [ meows ]

♪ Baby, baby

♪ Shake your booty, baby

♪ Baby, baby

♪ Bounce your bottom, baby

♪ Blah, blah, baby

♪ Baby, baby

♪ Blah, blah, baby

Grft: [ roars ]

♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah

Grft: [ meows ]

♪ Blah, blah, baby

♪ Baby, baby

Grft: [ meows ]

[ Gasps, roaring ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Roars ]

[ Ding! ]

[ Fart noise ]

[ Roars ]

Both: huh?

Uncle grandpa: oh, my!

What in the hooey was that all

About?

[ Grunts ]

[ Crashing ]

Whoa! Look at 'er go!

Ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey!

Grft: [ growling ]

Pizza steve: what is she

Doing?

Geez, tiger!

What are you freaking out about?

It's just a harmless little

Mouse.

Yuck!

Ugh!

I got hair on my ice cream.

Aah!

Pizza steve: oops.
Mr. Gus: it's just a harmless

Little mouse.

Ugh!

Pizza steve: hey, mr. Gus,

You want some mousse for your

Mouse?

[ Rim shot ]

Grft: [ roars ]

Pizza steve: tiny miracle!

Watch out!

[ Electricity crackles ]

Whoa.

Oof!

[ Squeaking ]

Oh, my!

A-a-a-a-a-a-ah!

Oof!

Aah!

Grft: [ roars ]

Help!

Uncle grandpa: what?!

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I can't stand it when people

Can't get along!

Help me, uncle grandpa!

That crazy cat wants to eat me!

Uncle grandpa: tiger, you

Want to eat this mouse?

Ugh! That's disgusting!

Why would you want to eat a

Mouse?

Yeah!

Don't eat me, girlfriend!

Uncle grandpa: girlfriends?

I know how to solve this

Dilemma!

I'm gonna make you friends!

Best friends!

Come on! Let's go!

All right, you two, no fighting

And no biting!

I want you to stay in this room

Until you girls are friends.

[ Both sigh ]

What's that?

Grft: [ growls ]

Oh, I thought you said

Something.

So...um...

Oh!

I see you like english muffinz,

Too, huh?

Grft: [ roars ]

I know.

I love him!

He's
sodreamy!

Oh, yeah.

I have, like, all his songs and

Junk.

Grft: [ growls ]

You like my tail scrunchy?

I love your nails.

What's the name of that color?

Grft: [ meows ]

Okay, girlfriend!

But only if I get to give you a

Makeover, too!

Yay!

Girl-power makeover party!

[ Laughs ]

[ Both laugh ]

Ugh!

Ugh!

Pizza steve: ugh!

Aah!

[ Gasps ]

Pbht!

Uncle grandpa: hmm...

[ Giggling ]

Uncle grandpa: you two

Giggle-pusses sure do seem to be

Getting along.

See? I knew you'd become

Best friends!

B.f.f.'S forever!

Man, making those two best

Friends was a great idea.

I'm a total genius.

Maybe that mouse will even help

Tiger keep away the rodents.

Uh-oh!

The grandpa symbol!

A kid somewhere needs my help.

[ Glass shatters ]

Something must be wrong with the

Engine.

Uh-oh!

All the wires are chewed up!

Hey, mr. Gus, any idea who

Chewed through the wires in the

Engine?

Mr. Gus: probably the same

Person who ate up all the food

In the fridge.

Pizza steve: aah!

Who ate my cheese?!

Darn it!

Who turned the living room into

A giant nest?!

Uncle grandpa: hmm...

[ Crashing ]

There you have it, tiger.

That is how you chew your own

Custom doorway!

Let's go back to your room so I

Can teach you some other things

I know.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: oh, no!

What've I done?!

They're tearing the rv apart!

That critter is a bad influence

On tiger.

I've got to get rid of that

Mouse.

Belly bag: but,

Uncle grandpa, if you get rid of

Tiger's new best friend, it's

Probably gonna make her, like,

Really mad at you.

Uncle grandpa: good point,

Belly bag.

Then I got to make tiger enemies

With that mouse.

Belly bag: how are you gonna

Turn two girls against each

Other?

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Belly bag: uncle grandpa,

Are you listening?

Did you hear me?!

Uncle grandpa: oh, sorry.

I was just listening to the new

English muffinz cd that tiger

Let me borrow.

Wait a minute!

That's it!

I know exactly how to fix this.

So let me get this straight.

This sandbox thing is your

Bathroom?!

Grft: [ growls ]

Well, not anymore!

You go to the bathroom anywhere

You want from now on.

You're an animal like me.

It's, like, in our nature.

[ Knock on door ]

Grft: [ growls ]

Uncle grandpa: are you ladies

Decent?

Yes.

Uncle grandpa: sorry for

Interrupting, but I was

Wondering, do you girls happen

To like surprises?

Grft: [ growls ]

Yeah!
Uncle grandpa: then follow me

For a surprise you're gonna

Love!

All right!

Uncle grandpa: okay.

Are you ladies ready for this

Special uncle grandpa

Super-awesome surprise?

Yeah!

Uncle grandpa: all right.

I just got to open up this

Elevator.

Hmm.

Darn thing won't open.

Seems as though someone chewed

Through the elevator's

Electrical system.

[ Giggles ]

Uncle grandpa: [ grunting ]

I'll just...pull it open!

Ta-da!

No way!

Uncle grandpa: that's right!

My good pal english muffinz

Here wants to have a romantic

Night with one of you girls.

But just one of you.

Ain't that right, stud muffin?

Y-yes.

I-i'm looking forward to

Spending time with one of you.

Ahh!

[ Giggling ]

Grft: [ meows ]

Uncle grandpa: I'll just

Leave it up to you girls to

Decide who gets to go on that

Date.

Have fun!

Grft: [ roars ]

"Share him"?

[ Scoffs ]

Why would I share

English muffinz with you?

Grft: huh?

Because we're friends?

Uh, I've been a fan of

English muffinz longer than I've

Even known you!

Grft: [ growls ]

Oh, that's cold.

Uncle grandpa: shh.

Come to think of it, this

"Friendship" is pretty much

Over.

Go ahead and try and stop me

From going out with him.

I don't know why I waste my time

With these phony girls always

Trying to take what's mine.

Uncle grandpa: you gonna let

Her talk about you like that?

[ Fingers snap ]

Grft: [ growls ]

Okay, mr. Muffinz.

I'm all yours for the night!

Think we can ride in your tour

Bus?

Um...

Grft: [ growls ]

So it's like that, huh?

Grft: [ roars ]

Fine! You want a cat fight?!

You got it, sister!

Grft: [ roars ]

Pizza steve: aah!

Grft: [ growls ]

So long, kitty!

Look for me on the next

English muffinz music vid!

Sorry about that.

You know how felines can get.

Now, where were we?

[ Rumbling ]

Grft: [ roars ]

Ugh! She's kind of the

Jealous type.

Let me take care of this real

Quick.

Yaaaaaaaah!

Grft: [ roars ]

Aaah!

Did something just explode?

Probably just a mouse or

Somethin'.

Uncle grandpa: sorry it

Didn't work out with your

Friend, great realistic flying

Tiger, but that mouse was a bad

Influence on you anyway.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: you're right.

True friends don't sell you out

For a romantic evening with

English muffinz.

Speaking of english muffinz,

Looks like you win the date

Tonight, girl!

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: let me just

Undo these cuffs for you,

English muffinz.

Just make sure you get her home

Before 5:00 a.m.

Try to keep her away from loud

Noises and --

Aaaaaah!

Uncle grandpa: hey!

Aaaaaah!

Uncle grandpa: quick, girl!

We got a runner.

Grft: [ roars ]

Somebody help me!

Uncle grandpa: good mornin'!

Uncle grandpa: yowch!

[ Chuckles ] good one.

[ Roaring ]

Guys, hurry!

I'm down here!

Mr. Gus: hang on!

We're coming, uncle grandpa!

[ All screaming ]

Uncle grandpa: hey!

[ Roars ]

[ All groaning ]

Uncle grandpa: this is not

The time for a break, guys!

We got a monster to take down!

Pizza steve: uncle grandpa,

Behind you!

[ Roars ]

Uncle grandpa: [ gasps ]

Belly bag, quick!

Get me my laser hammer!

Belly bag: I can't,

Uncle grandpa!

It's still charging in the rv!

[ Beeping ]

Uncle grandpa: guess I'll

Have to use the next best thing!

Hyah!

Darn it.

Mr. Gus: uncle grandpa!

[ Both screaming ]

[ Alarm beeping ]

Oh. That's our lunch break.

Everybody take 5.

Pizza steve: ahh. Ooh.

Uncle grandpa: so, where's

Everybody thinking for lunch?

Pizza steve: how bout pizza?

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: tiger just had

Pizza.

How about the taco store?

Pizza steve: ew, no!

I got sick last time.

Uncle grandpa: yeah, me too.

Mr. Gus: why don't we just go

To the food court?

That way, we can all eat what we

Want.

Uncle grandpa: great idea,

Mr. Gus!

Mr. Gus: man, I am one

Stuffed dinosaur.

Uncle grandpa: me too.

The double corn dogs here are

The best double corn dogs in the

Whole mall.

Hands down!

Pizza steve: yeah.

Pizza here wasn't bad.

I've definitely had better

Crust, though.

Grft: [ growls ]

Pizza steve: you can't have

It!

You chose fish, you eat fish!

Uncle grandpa: how's your

Ramen over there, monster?

[ Groans happily, chuckles ]

[ Burps ]

Uncle grandpa: [ laughing ]

We got to hang out with that guy

More often.

[ Alarm beeping ]

Welp, guess we'd better get back

To it.

[ Roaring ]

Uncle grandpa: [ yawns ]

I'm kind of tired after that big

Lunch.

Anybody want to get coffee?

Mr. Gus: yeah, that sounds

Good.
Pizza steve: now you're

Talkin'.

Yeah, I could use a

Pick-me-up.

Uncle grandpa: cool.

Should we go to that place on

The corner or brew a pot in

The rv?

Eh, doesn't matter.