01x47 - Big Trouble for Tiny Miracle

[bunniefuu]

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

Up and at 'em!

Yawn!

Time to power up and face the

Day.

Huh?

Surging semiconductors!

My fuel stores are low this

Morning.

Must be time for the most

Important meal of the day,

With circuit o's cereal...


And digi-toast!

All part of a balanced

Refueling.

Uncle grandpa: aw, man!

It'll take a tiny miracle to do

This.

Sounds like my friends need

My help.

I'll see you later, breakfast.

Did somebody say "tiny miracle"?

Together: tiny miracle!

Uncle grandpa: my trusted

Robot helper buddy!

We really need you, dude.

For some unknown reason, this

Happened to our couch.

Mr. Gus: "unknown reason"?

You and pizza steve hacked it to

Pieces with butter knives!

Uncle grandpa: I told you

Mr. Gus, it really looked like a

Burglar in the morning light.

Pizza steve: yeah, man!

And besides, it totally had it

Coming!

That stinking sofa's been giving

Me nothing but attitude all

Week.

Uncle grandpa: let's hope

This new couch we ordered

Behaves itself.

Unfortunately, it's one of those

"Put it together your own self"

Models, and we have no idea what

To do with it.

Sounds like a job for

Tiny miracle.

One extra-comfy couch coming up.

[ Hammering, drilling ]

[ Woman vocalizing ]

Together: it's beautiful!

[ All moaning ]

Grft: [ purrs ]

Uncle grandpa: I love this

Couch.

Pizza steve: I don't ever

Want to get up.

Uncle grandpa: thanks, you

Tiny, miraculous miracle, you.

I was built to help and

Programmed to love, so I'm just

Doing what I do.

Mm. Sorry, breakfast.

Your time has passed.

It's now time for lunch...

With a motherboard sandwich,

Microchips, and a pickle.

Yum!

Uncle grandpa: well, you

Know, that's gonna take a tiny

Miracle.

Did somebody say,

"Tiny miracle"?

Uncle grandpa: yeah, it's the

Darnedest thing, buddy.

The tv is all cluttered up with

Packaging and sofa leavings, but

We can't seem to reach it from

Our nice, comfy spots on the

Couch.
I'm sure you can see our

Dilemma.

There's no dilemma when you

Have a robot boy helper like me.

Uncle grandpa: he's a bright,

Shining angel in robot form.

Wait! The tv's off!

Mr. Gus: great. Stuck here on

The couch with no remote in

Reach.

Looks like another tiny miracle

Situation.

Don't trouble yourselves.

Allow me.

[ Remote clicks ]

Uncle grandpa: now this is

Living.

Pizza steve: yeah, but all

This tv-watching and relaxing

Sure is making me hungry.

Belly bag: yeah. It would be

A huge tiny miracle to get a

Tasty meal up in our faces.

Together: yeah!

Oh, it's...no trouble at all,

Guys.

[ Whirring ]

Food is served.

Whew! That should by me some

Time to refuel.

Together: done!

Uncle grandpa: and getting

All this food off my face is

Sure gonna take a tiny miracle.

Say no more, uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa: [ chuckles ]

Belly bag: the same could be

Said about all this food caught

Up in my grille.

Eee!

Grft: [ roars ]

[ Purrs ]

Pizza steve: pizza steve

Could use a full rubdown on his

Pizza feet.

A tiny miracle, indeed.

Pizza steve: ahh.

Ooh, dis be da life.

Mr. Gus: and come to think of

It, I haven't shed my skin in a

While.

Shedding is important for

Dinosaur health, mr. Gus.

Allow me.

Mr. Gus: aww, yeah!

Ooh. Now that's scaly smooth.

Thanks, tiny.

Grft: [ roars ]

Oh. You want me to chase the

Laser for you?

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: great idea,

Tiger.
Why not let tiny miracle do all

The things we were gonna do

Today while we continue to

Enjoy the comforts of our comfy

Couch?

Mr. Gus: don't you think we

Might be taking advantage of

Tiny's helpful nature?

Uncle grandpa: good point,

Mr. Gus.

Pizza steve: yeah. But on

Second thought, mr. Gus might

Not be correct or something.

Uncle grandpa: better point,

Pizza steve!

Let's keep those tiny miracles

A-coming.

And it'll sure take one to walk

My pet grimgob.

Pet grimgob?

Aah!

Ohh! Aah!

Mr. Gus: you know what else

Would take a tiny miracle?

Getting my daily workout

Session where I --

Then how's this, mr. G?

[ Grunting ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

Aaaaaah!

Mr. Gus: that's great,

Tiny miracle.

I could really feel the burn.

Pizza steve: well, unlike

Mr. Gus, this guy doesn't need a

Workout.

'Cause pizza steve is naturally

Yoked.

But I could use a tiny miracle

To respond to this fat stack of

Pizza steve fan mail.

Fat stack?

That's one letter, and it's

Addressed to uncle grandpa!

Pizza steve: true. But

Everybody knows pizza steve is

The favorite on the

"Uncle grandpa" show.

Isn't that right?

[ Ting! ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Bell dinging ]

[ Panting ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

Special delivery.

Huh?

The "uncle grandpa" show?

Geez! Took you long enough!

Wha?!

Pizza steve?!

Lame!

[ Sighs ]

[ Groaning ]

Uncle grandpa: it'll take a

Tiny miracle to finish this day.

[ Alarm beeping ]

Oh.

Uh-oh!

Did somebody say "tiny miracle"?

Uncle grandpa: what's going

On with our little robot boy

Helper?

Energy too low.

No choice.

Must initiate self-destruct

Sequence.

Complete self-destruction in one

Minute.

Uncle grandpa:

Self-destruction?!

We must've kept tiny miracle so

Busy that he didn't have time to

Refuel!

Mr. Gus: okay. Then we got to

Feed him.

What does he eat?

Grft: [ growls ]

Uncle grandpa: right, girl.

It's dinnertime, so he'll want a

Dos-ram chop with a megahertz

Salad.

Everybody, to the computer!

[ All grunting ]

[ All moaning ]

Mr. Gus: we've been sitting

On our butts so long, we're

Stuck.

Uncle grandpa: then it looks

Like we're gonna have to save

Tiny miracle without leaving the

Comfy comforts of our comfy

Couch.

To the computer!

[ All grunting ]

45 Seconds till

Self-destruction.

Pizza steve: once again,

Pizza steve escapes unscathed.

Aah!

Uncle grandpa: [ gasps ]

The computer!

Mr. Gus, you got to open this

For us.

Mr. Gus: here, quick!

Unh!

Uncle grandpa: thanks, buddy.

Dos-ram chops with a megahertz

Salad.

To the elevator!

[ All grunting ]

Quick, tiger -- lift!

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: mr. Gus, pull

Off those wild and crazy limbs.

Mr. Gus: I'm...on it!

Uncle grandpa: grab his

Mouth!

We got it!

Belly bag, a little help.

Unh!

[ Whirring ]

Dos-ram chops! Yum!

Together: tiny miracle!

Uncle grandpa: thank dorn we

Didn't lose you, buddy!

Mr. Gus: sorry we got so

Carried away and took advantage

Of your generous nature.

Belly bag: yeah. From now on,

We promise to call on you for

Only the biggest tiny miracles.

Together: yeah, we promise.

Pizza steve: too bad our nice

Comfy couch had to get wrecked

In the process.

Uncle grandpa: that's true.

For us to sit comfortable and

Watch the tube, it would

Take a...

Never mind.

Was somebody about to say,

"Tiny miracle"?

Uncle grandpa: [ laughing ]

You can't catch me!

Stay back, marauder!

You are dealing with a grandpa

At arms here!

And together with trusty paladin

Lewis, we are sworn to protect

The king and the queen of the

Castle.

So I suggest [grunts] you march

Back [grunts] to wherever you

Came from!

Now taste some lance!

Consider that your first

Warning, intruder!

Intruder?

I came to deliver the royal

Snow cones.

Uncle grandpa: oh, right.

Mmm.

Proceed.

You can never be too careful.

Nah!
Nah-nah-nah-nah!

Nah-nah-nah-nah!

Uncle grandpa: crab-sapiens?

How did they get over the moat?

Nah-nah-nah-nah!

Uncle grandpa: what kind of a

Muttonhead puts a lance there?

Nah! Nah-nah-nah-nah!

Uncle grandpa: crab-sapiens,

Cease this dopey dance at once!

Nah-nah-nah! Nah-nah-nah!

Uncle grandpa: have it your

Way!

Chest crest, my steel.

It is done, my lord.

Uncle grandpa: vile

Creatures, vacate this castle at

Once or taste the swift, sweet

Brutality of my shimmering

Blade!

Nah-nah-nah-nah!

Uncle grandpa: he got my

Sword!

Aaaaah!

Nah-nah-nah-nah!

Uncle grandpa: what are we

Gonna do?!
When the king and queen finish

Their snow cones, they're gonna

Realize their castle has been

Overrun by crab-sapiens!

Look!

I think that's the least of

Our problems, grandpa at arms.

[ Rumbling ]

Uncle grandpa: tidal wave!

[ Gasps ]

This castle will not stand for

Such villainy!

[ Coughing ]

Uncle grandpa: the castle!

[ Groans ]

I blame these sinister

Crab-sapiens!

Taste the swift brutality of my

Blade!

[ Grunting ]

[ Gasps ]

Nah-nah! Nah-nah!

Uncle grandpa: he took my

Sword!

Lewis, time to go home.

Okay, mom!

See ya, uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa: lewis!

Don't go, buddy!

No!

All is lost in the kingdom!

[ Sobbing ]

Get your snow cones!

Uncle grandpa: snow cones?

Huh?

Snow cones!

Wait! Snow cone guy!

Stop running and give me a

Snow cone!

[ Laughing ]