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01x02 - Flipping the Paige

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Turning the Paige". Aired: July 7, 2026.*
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Paige Niemann, famed for her striking Ariana Grande look, must now step into adulthood and modeling on her own terms, navigating the tricky balance between fame, identity, influence, and authenticity.

01x02 - Flipping the Paige

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- [Paige] Hi, my name is Paige Niemann.

I'm 20 years old.

I'm a content creator.

I have over 11 million followers.

- [Narrator] Ariana Grande
lookalike, Paige Niemann.

- [Narrator 2] Paige Niemann.

- [Narrator 3] Paige Niemann,
you need to be yourself.

- [Narrator 4] God
really hit copy and paste.

- A lot of people share stories

about who they think I am.

But now it's my turn to share my story.

I'm just also looking for
people to not hate me.

Despite everything, like, you're still my,

you're still my dad.

You know, I love you no matter what.

- Is that really my little Paige?

Is that really my little Paige?

♪ Oh if I'm gonna crash and burn ♪

♪ In somebody's car, I hope it's yours ♪

♪ Driving me crazy, loving me baby ♪

♪ That's the only way I wanna fall apart ♪

♪ If I'm gonna end up hurt ♪

♪ In somebody's arms I hope it's yours ♪

♪ Driving me crazy, loving me baby ♪

[Paige screaming] ♪ It's the
only way I wanna break my heart ♪

[Paige screams]

- [Paige] Oh my God, that's crazy.

- [Narrator] You need to be
yourself, not Ariana Grande.

- [Narrator 2] So, this is not real?

- [Narrator 3] God
really hit copy and paste.

- [Narrator 4] You look like Ariana Grande

more than Ariana Grande looks like herself.

- [Narrator 5] If I was
Ariana, I'd probably sue her.

- [Narrator 6] You
don't look like yourself.

You lost your personality

and you're trying to find it, right?

- [Narrator 7] Trying to look like her.

Just live your own.

- [Narrator 8] She's so confused.

- [Narrator 9] Why do she
pretend to be someone she's not?

Like, be yourself.

- [Narrator 10] We get it.

You want to be Ariamana.

- [Narrator 11] I don't know.

I'm starting to feel like
this is more than just

a fan cosplaying.

- [Narrator 12] I feel so bad for Ari.

- [Narrator 13] That's
it, I'm calling the police.

- [Narrator 14] You need to be yourself.

Ariana already said that she feels

uncomfortable with these things.

Are you? - We get it,

you wanna be Ariana.

- [Interviewer] Have you ever confronted

anyone who's impersonated you?

- I was getting tagged in this video

like thousands of times.

It was everywhere.

Like, I could not escape this video.

And you know, like, in it she says

that she's never confronted
anyone that's impersonated her.

Like first off, I'm not an impersonator.

I have never said or claimed to be her.

- Gotta stick up for herself
a little bit, you know?

She can't just let people walk all over her

'cause she really hasn't hurt anyone.

And definitely, she
hasn't hurt Ariana Grande.

She's a big star.

I mean, she's got a beautiful voice.

She's a beautiful woman
and she's very, very successful.

So I don't see how Paige
can harm her in any way.

And I think that she should be

flattered that someone
wants to look like her.

And Paige looks like her naturally

with no alterations and no surgery.

That is my granddaughter,

the way she came, the
way God gave her to us,

and that's the way she is.

- I was just confused about her saying

that she's never confronted anyone

because I mean, that's just not true.

We've had conversations before.

- [Interviewer] You and
Ariana have had conversations?

- Yeah.

No one's ever seen the messages.

I've only ever briefly talked
about it in an interview once.

[dramatic music]

You know, she wanted

to let me know that I'm beautiful as myself

or in my own way.

Obviously, I said like,
"Thank you for being so kind."

And I wanted to like reassure
her, basically, that like,

what I'm just doing is for entertainment

and I still love myself.

And she said like, "Proud
of you and have all the fun."

And if I'm ever, you know,
going to one of her tours,

we can grab a hug backstage.

At the time I, like, could not afford to.

And I kind of wished that I did

'cause maybe that would've changed things.

Who knows?

It was weird, like we
just have this really nice,

like, conversation and
it's so like relieving.

She doesn't hate me.

And then, you know, the next day

she's replying to a video with me

of a GIF of a girl rolling her eyes

and being only a 15-year-old child

and looking up to this person

who's, you know, a lot older than me,

who's the biggest pop star in the world

and post, like, a selfie of me.

And then her replying like,

"Ooh, I wanna block you so bad."

And then a tweet that says like,

"It's funny because I know you're lying."

And she's like, "I, be nice."

You know, I just felt like some big joke

or I felt humiliated and
that affected me so much.

And I feel like if these
things never had happened,

it would have changed so much.

It would've changed how people see me,

would've changed how
people interact with me.

I feel like almost all the
hate, if not all the hate stems

from these replies she gave.

- Why don't you try to get to know her?

Why don't you see the real her?

Once you get to see the Paige that I know

and the Paige that really is,

you can't help but just love her.

She's the sweetest thing on earth.

And I just wish people would just give her

just a benefit of the doubt

and give her a chance to show the world

what a good person she is.

- [Narrator] Paige Niemann has been banned.

- [Narrator 2] I'm sorry, but
when is Paige Niemann going

to give it a rest?

- [Narrator 3] Like, so
like, I'm on Twitter, right?

And like.

- [Narrator 4] Do you mean that yesterday,

Ariana Grande.

- [Narrator 5] Ariana Grande
has called out Paige Niemann.

- It's just, it's hard
because like, I was so young

and like, the amount of
hate I get is just so crazy.

And yeah, I just like,

when is someone gonna have my back?

Like, when is someone gonna defend me

or, you know, but like,

that's why like, I appreciate you so much

because not like a lot of
people get me or know me.

And you do, and it means a lot to me.

It really does.

Like, I can't, like.

[Paige sobs]

- [Jon] I'm sorry.

- [Paige] It's all right. Messing my hair.

- You good? - Yeah, yeah. I'm okay.

Yeah, I need therapy.

[Paige sobs]

- You need therapy? - Yeah.

Yeah.

- [Jon] I'm proud of you.

- Yeah, I'm just, I'm hurting inside.

I hate, like, revisiting

these feelings and emotions

'cause yeah, I just,

I just want like someone to just be like,

it's okay, like how you're feeling.

Like, it's totally
valid, it's totally fine.

Like I just, I felt like everyone,

like they didn't really understand
it from my point of view.

Yeah.

And I felt like obviously
people are gonna be biased

because they're her fans.

So they're gonna like
have her back and not mine.

But not looking for people to not love her.

I'm just also looking for
people to not hate me.

[airplane engine hums]

[gentle acoustic music]

Now that my boyfriend's here,

I've so much planned for us to do.

I'm really excited.

♪ We both walk the thinner line ♪

♪ Of fuse and spark ♪

♪ We could blow at any time ♪

♪ With love and scars ♪

♪ We're both carrying baggage ♪

♪ We both got far in our fates ♪

- Hi. - Hi, Grandma.

- Hey, sweetie. - Hey.

- Get down there because you're so tall.

- [Jon] Yeah, that's [indistinct].

How you been?

- I'm doing good, honey, how have you been?

- I've been pretty good. - Good, good.

- Me and my boyfriend have
been together for two years.

- How was that plane trip?

- It wasn't too bad.

You know, my height, planes are never.

- Yeah, you are always sleeping anyway.

That's great, yeah.

How's your mom?

- She's doing well.

She just came back from
a trip from Israel, actually.

- Oh, Israel, right on.

Well anyway, there's only three bedrooms,

so we'll put you in the closet.

[group laughs]

- [Jon] That works, let me get on back,

get myself set. - Okay, bye.

- [Paige] So how was your flight?

- It wasn't too bad.

I fell asleep for most of it, though.

- Of course you did.

- I tried to watch like the same movie,

but I kept falling asleep
and having to like restart it.

- Mm, did you eat?

- I did.

It was like the, like pretzels
and crackers they give,

nothing like crazy.

- Oh.

Well, I have, I made a list

of like all the fun stuff
that we could do today.

- [Jon] Okay, let's hear it.

- Okay.

[tense music]

Do you think we could
stop filming for a second?

- [Jon] What's going on?

Baby?

- I just need a minute.

[dramatic music]

[Jon knocks] - Paige?

- [Paige] I just don't
wanna be filmed right now.

- Do you guys think, can
you give us a minute or two?

What's going on?

[dramatic music]

- [Paige] Hey.

- [Manager] Hello, can you hear me?

- Yes, I can.

- [Manager] Yeah, why you sound like that?

- I got a notification

that both of my accounts got banned.

I was having a really good day, actually,

until I saw my accounts were banned.

That was just a crazy feeling.

I have no idea why.

I haven't done anything.

I looked, I checked my email

and both of my accounts got banned

at, like, the same exact time.

I went on Instagram.

I saw like my account was banned

and I just,

I can't even tell you
like the feeling I had.

It was just, like, horrible.

I didn't even think

about any of my other
accounts being banned.

But I checked, just
checked out of curiosity

and saw my other account was also banned.

So, I knew something was up.

I knew that it was too coincidental

and that it was a
targeted attack against me

to take me down.

- [Manager] How did that happen?

- I have no idea.

I think someone has it
out for me or something

'cause I haven't done anything.

I haven't even, like, posted in a while,

and it just makes no sense.

Seeing everyone celebrate
that my accounts were banned,

you know, like her
account was finally banned,

like, we did it, we won,

those comments hurt

because obviously, like, I don't deserve

to be deplatformed.

I haven't done anything wrong.

I haven't gone against
community guidelines.

So, it's just unfair especially when,

especially since I've spent
years growing my platforms

and it's also a huge part
of my life and my livelihood.

So, to have that taken
away from you, it's horrible.

[water gurgles]

[birds chirping]

- How are you feeling?

Do you wanna keep filming and everything?

- Mm.

- [Jon] Did you talk to Brandon at all?

- Yeah, I did.

- What did he say, good news?

- Yeah, I think he's gonna try his best

to get my accounts back.

- That's good, is there anyone else,

anyone else in your network at all

you can maybe reach out to,

you can think of? - Not that I know of.

- Maybe let's keep keep thinking about it.

Maybe we could still have some fun today.

- Yeah.

- What you wanna do?

- Well, the first thing I had on my list,

so it was Round One.

- Round One? - Yeah.

[both laughing]

- I know you always say round one.

- [Paige] Yeah.

- All right, let's do that.

- Okay.

It's upsetting that my boyfriend is

out here in California with me

and then this happens.

But we didn't let it
ruin our time together.

He wanted to make me feel

like no matter what,

like he's gonna take care of me.

If my boyfriend wasn't here,

I don't think I would've
gotten up at all, to be honest.

♪ Now I'm in a free fall ♪

♪ With nothing to hold on to ♪

♪ Bracing for the end ♪

♪ Pray for the wind, just
something I'm feeling ♪

I love Round One.

I go all the time,

but it's just kind of like
one of my happy places

I like to go.

I have a lot of fun there.

I eat,

I always get the mozzarella sticks

and I just like playing games.

♪ Wish I could just free fall into you ♪

♪ Heya, heya ♪

♪ Wish I could just free fall into you ♪

♪ Heya, heya ♪

♪ Words dripping from my lips, forbidden ♪

- I do.

You got 26.

No, [indistinct].

No, you can only do it once.

[group laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪ Oh yeah ♪

Today, I'm on my way
to meet my friend, Lizzy.

♪ Feel the wind blow through my hair ♪

♪ Feel the ground beneath my feet ♪

♪ Wanna go out, I can tell
they all in love with me ♪

♪ Got that style to make them stare ♪

- Hello guys.

My name is Lizzy Ashliegh

and I am a singer,
creative director, a dancer.

I write amazing music.

I have visions and I create
amazing music videos.

I'm an amazing host.

I get hired to host events, sing at events,

dance at events, you name it, I do it.

I just, I love creating

and I love being 100% me.

It's been a minute.

Like, I have not been in L.A.,

I don't even know, but
I'm so happy to be here.

How's life, girl?

- I'm happy that you're here too.

- [Lizzy] Yeah.

- Hasn't been that good, to be honest.

You probably haven't heard,

but both of my accounts got banned.

- Both?

No, Paige, how?

- I have no idea, honestly.

It's very frustrating

and I feel so hopeless right now.

I called Brandon and he's working on it,

but I've just been so like sad

and honestly, just feel like this is

like the lowest I've ever felt, ever.

- No, you don't know how, like,

I'm sure Brandon might
find a way to get it back,

but like, they didn't send you an email?

Do you have any idea why
they, like how it got taken down?

- I think it was a targeted attack.

- From who, do you know?

- There was like a
management agency recently

that was trying to get me to sign with them

and I didn't want to.

And they kept persisting

and I noticed something shady was going on.

They put, like, on their Instagram notes,

like, if you have to be
chased, then you'll be erased.

- What? - And the next day,

both of my accounts were banned

at the same exact time.

Because at first, I had
no idea what was going on

but the timing,

and I just started connecting the dots

and it made too much sense in my head.

This management agency,
company or whatever,

they literally said to me on the phone,

'cause I called them crying

and they said to me "Things
like this wouldn't happen to you

if you would've just signed with us."

- If somebody's that petty
to try and like erase you,

it just means you're a threat to them.

- Yeah. - You're a threat

to something they're
working on or it's just blackmail

to get you to work with them.

- Yeah. - Don't fall in

because that's stupid.

- Yeah. They tried to extort me for money.

They said it was gonna cost
me to get my accounts back.

TikTok alone, they told
me it was gonna be $10,000,

and then the next day, they lied,

saying that they never said that to me.

I've never felt so low

or powerless or helpless, ever,

that these people just
wanted to ruin my career

just over pettiness

because I wasn't interested
in signing with them.

- The industry can get
really weird sometimes

and the more you get involved in it,

the crazier and scarier it can get.

And you start to like see
how people's true colors

and how people are for
them, for the numbers.

Like, people forget. - Yeah.

- That we are real
people behind the internet.

I went viral from being pregnant.

I was in a group with
like four other girls.

I helped casted the girls and everything.

- Yeah. - And it was the five of us.

We were pregnant, for a music video.

- Really? - For a rapper.

And literally, I did a
behind the scenes of us

at the baby shower for the video.

And in less than a week,
it hit 13 million views.

- Wow. - But then it hit the news,

international TV, China, Japan,

London, UK,

"Five girls pregnant by
the same baby daddy.

Will they remain friends, who knows?

We should give them
like a reality TV show."

- Oh my God. - I started getting

emails from reality TV shows saying,

"Hey, are you guys really pregnant?

We'll be willing to put you
guys in a house fully paid.

Your babies will be paid.

Like, we got you guys."

Some people were doing death threats

or like saying, "You girls are stupid.

Why would you get
pregnant by the same dude?"

It was either pros or
cons and like, you know,

people throwing hate emails.

It wasn't true.

I wasn't pregnant by a man,

that got pregnant with four other people.

You know what I mean? - Yeah.

- So if it makes you feel better,

like the internet, the world,

they will literally believe
what they wanna believe.

I had people stopping me,

I had people giving me
death threats on the internet,

talking about you should
be ashamed of yourself.

It wasn't real.

Imagine if I would've,

if somebody would've
really k*lled me, it wasn't real.

So yes, the internet is a very scary place

and I try to give advice
to Paige all the time.

Like, screw the haters.

You know who you are.

It's gonna take a while for
somebody to know who you are,

but screw them.

If you know, that's step one.

And the people who catch on will catch on.

So I tell her the haters are gonna hate

and continue to do you.

- Something similar like happened to me,

just something like completely
false that never happened.

Someone made up like this rumor

that I showed up to like a movie premiere

and had to be escorted out by security.

- What? - Yeah.

- And they just was
like, "Yeah, she was here",

she got escorted out", it never happened.

- Never happened.

And like, there's no videos
of this happening online.

Just something someone made up.

But like, everyone like believed it.

It was like in my comments.

- I think I saw that, it was on Twitter?

- It was, yeah.

Since a lot of these things happened to me

when I was only a child,
only being 15 years old,

and all of these, like,
things are happening to me,

I didn't realize, you know,

that I was being used or taken advantage of

because I was so young and so new.

I really wish, you know,

I had someone there to
kind of protect me more.

- Girl, at the end of the day,

people are gonna come after you

because you're building a brand

that people are either afraid of,

you're competition and they're gonna do

what they can to bring you
down because you're going places.

- Yeah. - You're going places.

We can sip to that.

[Paige laughs]

[uptempo music]

- It has been a couple of days now

since my accounts were banned,

but I know my manager's working really hard

to get them back up.

This isn't the first time
I've had an account banned

and I'm just trusting
that all's gonna go well.

Remember when we first met?

- [Jon] What in particular, which part?

- I just remember being really nervous

and intimidated by you

because I really liked you

and I was too shy to even,
like, speak or anything.

[Paige and Jon laughing]

- Yeah, it was like pulling strings,

trying to get you to, like, speak at first.

- I was afraid that you were gonna think

that I like wasn't into you.

My grandma's voice was just in my head,

like, her saying like, "Don't be shy."

And I felt like I totally blew it with you.

But I remember when you asked me,

like to see me again,

you gave me your jacket.

Like I was like, really?

I was so surprised you
wanted a second date with me.

- So it was kind of like a gamble for me

'cause I really liked that jacket too, so.

[Jon laughs]

- Yeah, it was your favorite jacket.

- Exactly.

- It was just perfect.

It was a perfect night.

And,

look where we are now.

How do you feel, like, you know,

with like the cameras
being around and everything

and like with what we're doing,

like, are you comfortable?

- Yeah, it's a little bit uncomfortable.

Like, I don't really necessarily mind

because I'm like, you know,

I'm a pretty, try to be
a pretty open person.

- Yeah. - But I guess just having

like the center of attention

or like the focus is a little
bit uncomfortable for me,

but I don't really mind like being open

or showing like, you know, our relationship

or anything like that.

- When we first met,

'cause I know you didn't
know who I was when we met,

but did you think like we'd be here now?

- Honestly, no.

Because like you said, you
didn't really speak that much.

[Paige and Jon laughing]

So when I was giving you that jacket

and like asking, you
know, to see you again, like,

it was a gamble for me.

It was kind of like,
oh, will she, won't she?

- Yeah. - So honestly, no,

I didn't see us like kind of being here.

- You know what I told you,

like really early in our
relationship I told you

like, I don't see us ever breaking up.

- I do remember that.

Honestly, the first thing
that captured my eyes

when I saw you, just how cute you were.

- Really? - Yeah,

you came out like really adorable and sweet

and you're like, super, super sweet.

Like, super nice and it didn't really seem

like you could be toxic at all.

You were just like really nice to me

and really straightforward.

- [Paige] Yeah. - So that was

something that I really like cherished

and kind of drew me towards you.

- I felt, like, the same way about you.

I was like, he's so nice and kind

and it just, yeah,

it was just, I wasn't
expecting it, you know?

- I know I told you,
I think I told you too,

like based off your pictures.

- [Paige] Oh you thought I was.

- I expected you, yeah,
to be like a little bit

of a mean girl or like
a little bit of a b*tch.

- Yeah. - But it was

the complete opposite.

- And then I thought
you were, like, trouble.

[Paige laughs]

But you know, we both kind
of just judged each other

without getting to know each other.

But like, our connection's
always been so good.

Like, since the beginning

I feel like our conversations
have always been

very like interesting

and like, yeah.

It's just never been awkward.

It's just always been,
like, really natural.

And you,

well, you took an
interest in my interest too,

which is what, like, brought us together.

- It was kind of like weird for me I guess,

getting to see that different side of you,

like the Paige Niemann online persona side.

- [Paige] Yeah. - Just because it's like,

I guess it came across so different

than like the girl that's
sitting in front of me.

- Yeah. - You know,

and like even reading like what people say

and things they say you do.

- [Paige] Yeah. - Or say about you was

just, like, I guess very
confusing and a little silly to me.

- Yeah. - Because like knowing

or getting to know the real you first

before I got to know,
like, that online persona.

- [Paige] Mm-hm.

- - Definitely tripped
me up in like. [laughs]

- Yeah. - Just seeing

the real, authentic you
versus what people say

was really confusing.

I mean, my only advice really
would just be keep doing you.

Like, don't let any outside person affect

what you're doing or what you want to do.

You know, they're haters for a reason

and if they have time
to sit there and hate,

kind of shows what's
going on with their life

and why they're so drawn to you.

[phone vibrates]

- Oh wait, I'm getting a call.

- You're getting a call?

- Yeah. - From?

- [Paige] Brandon. - Answer.

- Hey.

- [Manager] So, your pages are now back up.

- Really?

- [Manager] Yeah, they're both up,

the Instagram and TikTok.

We both know that, like,
for Instagram and TikTok

to both go down at the same time,

we clearly, like you said
before, it was an attack.

- Yeah.

- [Manager] Instagram and
TikTok do not know each other.

Like, these are separate platforms.

- Yeah. - [Manager] And for them

to go down there at the same time

clearly tells you something.

- Yeah, definitely.

- [Manager] Yeah, it sucks,
but we got 'em back up.

I don't want you to like
harbor onto anything.

- Thank you so much.

Honestly, like, I feel so relieved now.

- [Manager] Absolutely, absolutely.

All the hard work that
you've been putting in

hasn't gone to waste and yeah,

I just wanted to make sure
that you have your platform.

- Thank you so much.

- [Manager] Of course, okay,

I am going to see you at my office later.

We're gonna talk logistics
and everything else

that we have going on,

but I just wanted to call and let you know.

You don't have to worry about that.

It's done now.

- Thank you, I'm so happy.

- [Manager] Awesome,
all right, call me later.

- Okay, bye.

That's crazy.

- That's awesome, though,
it's phenomenal news.

- I know, I'm so freaking, like, happy.

Oh my God.

But now they can't mess with me anymore.

So I woke up this morning,

me and my boyfriend don't know how to cook,

but we're going to attempt to.

[Paige laughs]

- It doesn't say microwave.

- Large skillet over medium heat.

You wanna set the stove top to medium?

- Mm.

- This one also says medium heat.

Lay down some butter
first too, like over the pan.

- I do.

[Jon laughs]

- I think so.

- I don't. - I've seen people do that.

- Well, I don't think
you put butter on bacon.

- No, you put butter like on the pan

so it like doesn't stick.

You've never seen people do that?

Melted butter.

- Oh my God, what are you doing?

- [Jon] Doing my best.

- We were, you know, trying our best,

but my grandma came and things changed.

- This is correct, I'm doing good?

- Wow.

What's that for, pancake?

- No, that's butter, I put butter.

- I know that's butter.

- Yeah, I was gonna put bacon on it.

- You're gonna put bacon on butter?

- Is that not right?

- Do you know how to read?

- A little bit, yeah.

- Yeah, okay, okay, go for it.

I thought you were cooking.

- We both are.

- What are you doing, sweetheart?

No, no, no.

Jesus Christ.

Wait a minute. - I can't open this box.

[bacon sizzles] [dramatic music]

- What the hell is
that? It's getting bubbly.

- Ow, f*ck!

- And take them out. - Hmm?

- What are you doing?

You gonna put more bacon in?

- It's all done.

- You like it crispier than that.

- It looks raw. - What'd you do?

- Nothing.

That was pretty good.

[group laughs]

You beating the bacon up?

- Okay.

- Okay, get a little bit more.

- I think that's good.

- [Man] Clean the plate.
We're cooking the plate.

[stove beeps]

- [Man] Turn off the burner.

[indistinct]

[group laughing]

- Well I'll tell you what,

this is one interesting breakfast

and those pancakes are really something.

- [Paige] Yeah, I'm excited to try it.

- The bacon's actually pretty good.

- I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna stick to fruit.

- No, no, try a piece of the bacon.

Try a piece of bacon.

- [Michelle] I'm gonna
stick to fruit this morning.

I don't trust you guys.

- That's your loss.

- Yeah, I don't know, it might be yours.

- On a scale of one to


- One to 10, huh?

Well, I'll tell you what.

His looks terrible.

- I was about to say, I
don't think you're allowed

to give a rating until you try a piece.

- Hers is more round.

Yours looks like hell.

- But it tastes good.
- And it's the same batter

so it's gotta taste the same, right?

- [Jon] Tastes better.

- It tastes better, why, because it's ugly?

- No, 'cause it's made with love.

- You see me cooking in the future?

- Absolutely not.

[group laughs]

That was

like an achievement in itself to get

to even participate in this, so.

- Lifetime of fast food, baby.

[group laughs]

Lifetime. - I'm used to ordering out

three days, or three times a day.

I feel like it's gonna stick like that.

- Yeah, either that
you're gonna have to live

close to grandma.

- He didn't start eating
fast food until he met me.

- Really? - [Jon] Yeah.

- What'd you eat?

Did you cook? - Normal food.

A little bit, yeah, a little bit.

Like, simple things.

- Couldn't tell it.

Couldn't tell it today.

But what you don't know about cooking,

you make up in your beautiful face.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Yeah, maybe we could
have our own cooking show.

- You're gonna have a cooking show?

- Oh.

[phone rings]

Hi.

- [Manager] Hello, what you doing?

- We're eating breakfast together

that we made.

- [Manager] Oh, I didn't know you cooked.

- I do now.

- No, she doesn't.

- [Manager] I was calling
because I have some amazing news.

- Really?

- [Manager] Yeah, I know
I've been working you a lot

and making sure that you are

rebranding yourself
and everything like that.

I know we're sh**ting the show right now,

so I just got word from our PR company.

We will be announcing your show

and the rebirth of who you are,

Paige Niemann,

on "Rolling Stone" magazine.

[Paige screams]

- Oh my God, that's crazy.

[uptempo music]

♪ Heya, heya ♪

♪ Heya, heya ♪

♪ Playing a part, yeah it left me stunted ♪

♪ All of these things I
never knew I wanted ♪

♪ Deep down I'm probably
always saw it coming ♪

♪ But I ♪

♪ Thought I could let go, let go ♪

♪ Dodging ghosts ♪

♪ Deep down I probably
always saw it coming ♪

♪ I think I saw it coming ♪

♪ Now I'm in a free fall ♪

♪ With nothing to hold on to ♪

♪ Bracing for the end ♪

♪ Pray for the wind ♪

♪ Just something I'm feeling ♪

♪ And maybe somewhere new ♪

♪ Staring down the ground ♪

♪ It's coming soon ♪

♪ Wish I could just
free fall into you, heya ♪