01x13 - Radio Days

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How y'all been? ♪ Martin

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♪ Martin ♪

Ompany,

And nci caption club/ grantsmanship

Hi, I'm bonnie deshong from wgci chicago.

Welcome to detroit.

Go right in.

Thank you.

Vinny brown, program director,

And wendy williams, kiss-fm new york city.

There you are.

Go right in and enjoy.

O.k., Will do.

O.k., Man.

Whazzup!

Beautyhead...

Martin payne in the house!

Wzup detroit's in the house!

What's that name again?

Martin payne.

Wzup, detroit.

Whazzup!

I'm sorry, you're not in this register.

You might want to check that list again. O.k.?

It should say "martin what's uppayne."

Whazzup? Whazzup?

Whazzup!

I'm sorry.

You're not in this register.

You're gonna give me one of these.

You gonna get out of here!

You don't want me to call otis.

Hi. Frank lozano, power .

Yo, man! What's up, man?

They acting like they don't know me!

She's saying I ain't on the list.

Martin, you're not on the list.

I ain't paying $ to get you in here.

We're going in through the back door, o.k.?

Sean's in the kitchen.

As soon as he gets us each a broom,

We're going to follow him into the ballroom.

Stan, I'm out of here, man!

All right! All right!

You're so touchy.

You pay the $, and I'll reimburse you.

$? You still owe me $. I lent you

To go buy them condoms.

As long as I owe you, you'll never go broke.

Excuse me, martin--

There are four ladies here.

This is a convention.

That can only mean one thing.

I'm going to be owing you another $..

Excuse me.

Na na na na.

Excuse me. That's my fault.

You're that guy who got thrown out of line.

Are you having trouble? I've got an extra badge.

No. They know me up in here.

Don't you-- go ahead now.

See, I'm on the vip list.

They want us to make an entrance.

Maybe I'll see you inside then.

Most definitely.

Ha ha!

What did she say to you?

Don't you know who that is?

That's monica hurd.

She's got the top talk radio show in florida.

That little woman?

Rumor has it

That she's in town looking to jump stations.

Bet she'll jump right over ours.

Not when I lay out the red carpet,

Show her the class wzup has to offer.

Hey, you guys!

Stan, I got the brooms!

Come on! The security guard's in the bathroom!

Let's go, martin. Hide your face.

You missed the after-party last night.

Man, it was wild.

I didn't get home till dawn.

You was partying all night?

No. Actually, I left at :,

But I got jumped in the alley.

I didn't wake up till the garbageman woke me.

Still, it was a wild party.

Sean, are you all right?

When I saw those guys hassling you in the alley,

I was going to get out and help,

But then the light changed.

Oh, man. Thanks, stan!

O.k., Man.

Say, uh, martin,

Congratulate me.

I am a genius,

And my picture will be on the cover

Of black enterprise magazine.

Oh!

Stan, that's beautiful, man!

I hope you ain't thinking about wearing that suit, though.

Good one, mart-in.

Look, you remember monica hurd

Whom you met at the convention yesterday?

Yeah.

Well, uh, martin, uh,

She's going to be working here.

And with her on your show,

You'll get the male listeners,

She'll get the female listeners.

Whoa. My show?

She ain't doing my show.

Yes, she is, martin.

No, she's not, man.

I do my show the way you make love--alone.

What I do at the toll booth

While I'm waiting for my change

Is my own business.

Hi.

Hi.

Remember me?

How you doing?

Yes, mart-in,

This is your new cohost, miss monica hurd.

I want you both to have a seat

And boost my ratings.

I've heard your tapes. You're really good.

We've got similar styles.

How do you want to do this?

The same way I did it yesterday...

By my damn self.

O.k...

......

......

What up? What up? Whazzup,detroit?

Got a surprise.

I guess I got a cohost.

What's your name again?

It looks like I'll have to introduce myself.

Hello, detroit.

I'm monica hurd with the insane martin payne.

I'm his new cohost.

I can't tell you what an honor it is.

I need to let you ladies out there in on something.

Martin is so good-looking in person.

He's got the cutest little face,

The biggest brown eyes,

Ooh, and the sexiest ears.

They already know that out there.

Whazzup?

So, what's our topic today?

Unwanted guests.

Really?

And how do you deal with that, sulk?

Oh, you a smart a*s, huh?

I do all right.

So you're saying a woman would never be president?

No one wants somebody with pms

To have their finger on the button.

One bad cramp, and "bye, we out."

You're wrong, silly.

With a woman president, there'd be no wars.

How so?

If we got mad at a country,

We'd just talk about them behind their backs

And make fun of the way they dress.

Well, got to get ready to get out of here.

I think my engineer's landing a .

Maybe he's trying to dry his fingernail polish.

You go, girl!

This is the insane martin payne.

And this is monica hurd

Who always gets the last word.

This is the end of our first week together.

Aw, damn!

It went by so fast.

We got to get out of here.

We see ya when we see ya. Peace!

Oh, man. "Make fun of the way they dress"?

That was pretty good.

You're pretty good.

I guess we're damn good together.

Well, you just wait.

We just got started, honey.

The best is yet to come.

I love being with you.

And thanks for making me feel so at home this week.

I'll see you monday.

Friendly girl.

Huh?

Hey!

Who, monica?

You always kiss your coworkers, martin?

Aw, babe, that wasn't a real kiss.

That was a granny kiss.

Mmm mmm. Kiss kiss.

You know...granny, can I have a dollar?

Yes. Mmm.

That didn't look like a grandmother kiss,

And she doesn't look like a grandmother.

She looks nothing like you said.

What did I say?

You said she looked like cole in a dress.

She did, babe, on tuesday.

But the girl is making money now.

She really fixed herself up.

Yeah, I'll say.

Hey, baby!

You know you're paranoid, you know that?

Paranoid? What are you talking about?

Why are you here, gina?

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, I get it.

You spying on me, huh?

You told me to meet you here for dinner.

Isaid that?

Yes, martin.

When, gina?

Last night in bed.

Oh, that was you?

I'm just playing. I'm just playing.

Ha ha ha hell.

You ready to go?

What are you looking at, sean?

Nothing.

Oh, oh, oh, o.k.

You thinking like she thinking.

That me and monica got something...

You set me up! I ain't got to take this!

I'll be in the car.

Why don't you make up a story

About me and ginny the parking lot attendant.

Boy, I hope he isn't.

She's...stank.

[Knock on door]

Hey, hey. What's up, man?

Whoo!

Aah! Sha-ja-ja-ja-ja!

Whoo! Ha ha!

My boys! I'm glad y'all came here.

I got problems!

What? What's wrong?

I love gina.

Yeah?

I been looking for her all my life.

She's the girl of my dreams.

So?

I can't see myself with anybody else.

She's all I think about.

So what's the problem?

You know my cohost monica hurd?

Yeah.

I want to knock her boots, man.

From here to czechoslovakia, man.

So you're attracted to her.

So what? You are in control of that.

At least she's not coming on to you.

She gave me the look, man.

What look?

Oh, man, I know that look.

Yo, man...

She wants me, man.

She wants me bad, man!

She was giving me crazy rhythm, man!

Tom, cole...

She grabbed the ears.

You know what that means when they lock down on the ears!

It's on like... Pop-pop-pop-pop-popcorn!

All right. What are you going to do?

I don't know, man.

Wait. You don't know?

It's all part of being a man.

See, it's your job to conquer that territory.

You climb that mountain and plant that flag.

You understand what I'm saying?

It's the call of the wild. Aroo!

It's the call of the wild.

Don't listen to him, martin.

He doesn't even have a real relationship.

You've got gina. Don't be a fool.

I don't know, tommy, man.

I don't know how long I can hold out.

Just tell her to stop messing with you.

I ain't never turned no woman down before.

It ain't a pretty sight. They cry, they beg.

They come after you with a knife.

But the good part about this is--

Play your cards right, you'll sleep with her one last time.

Break-up sex is the best.

It's...

It's emotional.

Cole...

You stupid.

[Knock on door]

Hey, baby.

Mmm, yum.

Hey, guys.

How you doing?

What you doing here, baby?

Just had lunch with a client.

I brought you that jerk chicken you like so much.

You brought me the jerky jerk?

Gina, we know you hate having us hang around,

So we going to be going.

She does? I didn't know that.

There's a lot you don't know, cole.

Let's go. Come on.

Was there some man thing going on in here

That I just interrupted?

Girl, mmm.

I love you so much, you know that?

I am so glad you came here today.

Martin...

If this is what it takes,

I'll bring you jerk chicken every day.

You are so funny.

And you're cute, too.

That's why you my baby.

Martin, what's up?

Nothing, baby.

I just got to go to work.

Gina...

Before I go to work...

You got to tell me you love me.

I love you. What's wrong?

All right! Whoo!

Nothing's wrong, baby.

Just got to go to work.

Pray for me.

Pray for me.

Rtin and monica.

We got to get out of here.

See ya when we see ya. Peace!

Go ahead.

This has really been a hard week for me.

Me, too.

I want to thank you for making it so easy.

Whoa. Easy?

I'm not easy.

What gave you that idea?

You're so cute.

Please stop calling me cute.

Aah! Aah!

Listen, monica...

We got to talk, o.k.?

Good, 'cause I got to talk to you.

You do?

Have you ever met someone special,

But the timing was all wrong?

Yes!

Martin, you feel this way, too?

I do!

I don't know how much longer

I can lie alone in my bed on fire...

Dreaming... And needing...

And wanting.

A-aching?

Yes!

Ohh.

With this burning fire

That only one man can extinguish.

I mean, all I been thinking about

Is a certain cologne and big brown eyes

And strong hands...

And how I want them all over me.

You know what I'm saying, martin?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I do.

Sean, can you get me some ice water?

Look, monica...

I got to say something, all right?

And I don't like hurting people.

But I'm in love with gina.

I know that, martin.

You do?

Yes.

And I'm in love with stan.

Who?

Our boss, stan.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Cheap stan?

Pimp suit-wearing stan?

Yes, of course, martin.

You didn't think I meant...

Hell, no!

Martin, he turned me down.

I practically threw myself at him,

And he looked at me like I owed him money.

God, I was so humiliated.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Now let me get this straight.

Stan turned you down?

Yeah.

And that's why I can't work here anymore.

Will you say goodbye to stan for me?

I don't want to face him again.

Stan turned you down?

Yeah.

Goodbye, martin.

Uh, where's monica?

She's gone, man. She quit.

Thank god!

Boy! She kept coming around, sniffing my cologne,

Gazing into my eyes,

Grabbing my hands.

Ohh.

Wait. Wait.

Stan, you turned her down, man?

You damn right, martin!

What I want with a beautiful young woman?

I like my women old, fat, and ugly.

Martin.

Hmm?

You were attracted to monica, weren't you?

What?

Come on. You might as well admit it.

No, I wasn't.

She was cute,

But I know what I got.

I didn't say all that.

I was just saying you were attracted.

No, I wasn't.

It's no big deal.

I've worked with men I've been attracted to.

That's before you met me, right?

No. Some before, some after.

Who, gina?

I don't know.

Do they still work with you?

A few.

O.k., Then I'm going to work with you tomorrow.

You're going to point them out to me.

Martin, that is stupid.

Come on. It doesn't matter.

What we have is more important than all that.

You're right!

I'm acting all cra--

Like I was jealous and all that.

Like you're possessive or something.

You're so crazy. I love you.

I love you, too.

Good night, gina.

Good night, darrell.

Who?

Ha ha ha!