02x03 - Got to Be There

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♪ Martin ♪

How y'all been? ♪ Martin

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Martin ♪

My baby's worried about me.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

I ain't worried. I ain't worried.

I'm just protecting my investment.

Since we been together,

I spent, what-- $, $ on you?

I love it when you treat me like property.

Ohhh!

You stop that. I'm just playing with you, girl.

I know.

All right.

I'm going to miss you.

I'll miss laying with you at night,

And I'm going to miss you making me breakfast in the morning.

What are you going to miss about me?

Oh, gina!

You know. This and that.

No, I don't know, so tell me.

O.k. Your hair.

Ohhh...

Yeah. The way it shines in the morning...

When I look down the drain

And see it all clumped up in a nasty ball...

That's your hair!

No, it is not.

Baby, you know I'm going to miss everything about you.

I hate it when you go away, gina.

You're my everything, boo.

[Whining] hold me!

Ohhh...

Awww!

Break it up!

Gina, hurry up. We got to go.

Our flight leaves in half an hour.

And you...

You!

Oh, I blame this all on you.

You planned this whole trip.

You never wanted to see me and gina together.

Who are we kidding?

Shut it up! You are such a big baby!

Get off the breast already.

Your bottle's in the fridge. Gina, let's go.

Martin, martin, martin, baby,

It's o.k. I'll miss you.

I'm going to miss you.

Gina, get out of here, girl. Go, now. Go.

Hey, everything's under control here, o.k.? We're men.

If anything goes wrong, I'll call moms.

Gina!

Yes, baby?

Oh!

I'm going to miss you.

Miss you, too, baby.

I'll call you when I get there, o.k.?

No, no! You call me from the plane, all right?

Aah!

I'll look for you in the sky.

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

Aah!

Peace!

Yes!

Hold on. Wait a minute.

What's with the crying?

I thought you were looking forward to spending time alone.

Crying and lying, tommy.

That's the only way to keep a relationship real.

Now that she's gone,

Oh, it's on.

Ow! I hit my knee.

You call everybody for the big party?

I'm getting ready to make those calls now.

I've got my phone book,

And I'll call everybody in here.

Now you're having fun, man.

We're going to have fun. We're going to bug out.

Tommy, check it out, though.

Ain't nothing changed.

I still got the moves.

Pump it! Pump it! Pump it! Pump it!

Oh, yeah, you still got it.

What?

The knees.

The knees.

Damn knees.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I don't think gina would want us to have this party,

You know, because I might mess the place up.

Oh, but wait. Gina ain't here.

The knees!

Pump it! Pump it!

Yeah, mimi,

Think you can stop by tonight?

I'm not sure about that.

O.k., O.k., Cool.

Heifer.

She ain't coming, right?

No, but she may stop by

After her husband goes to sleep.

You know what, man?

Y'all are pathetic.

Y'all don't know nobody.

I got the girls for our taco fiesta <span tts:fontstyle="italic"> last</span>night.

Oh, big shirley, fat pat, and big-boned brenda, huh?

I didn't eat anything. Tommy, did you eat?

Not a bite.

I told you to eat beforehand.

[Snoring]

Shh. Shh. Shh.

Who told big shirley this was a slumber party, man?

You know she takes a nap after she eats.

For hours?

Yo, man, wake her up and tow her back.

Mm-mmm, mm-mmm.

Don't go there, o.k.?

When she wakes up, she wakes up swinging, man.

All this talk, and all you got to show for it

Is big shirley and a dent in my couch.

This is it. This is the life.

Kind of takes me back

To before you were settled down

When we lived like men.

We shared the same towel.

No, no.

We did.

Back then, underwear had two good sides, brother.

Hey, zip it up!

You know what? Tommy, cole, thank you, thank you, o.k.,

For reminding me of the bad old days.

Now I know why I got a woman.

Y'all need to get your own.

Hey, don't blame me, o.k.?

I wanted to spend the weekend with vanessa.

Oh, oh, I gots me a woman, o.k.?

A whole lot of woman.

You sure do, cole.

Why don't you call spielberg

And have her haul her big a*s back to jurassic park?

I'm sorry, cole. I'm sorry,

But they talk about <span tts:fontstyle="italic"> free willy.</Span>

No! Free big shirley.

Poof!

Know what?

I don't even know why I'm wasting my time, man.

I'm going to call my girl and make her day.

Big shirley.

Could you send up another pitcher of margaritas?

And a maintenance man, too,

'Cause it's hot up here.

All right, thanks.

We shouldn't order another pitcher of margaritas.

Martin doesn't like it when I drink.

Oh, but wait. Martin isn't here.

Did you see the act he put on when you were leaving?

"I'll look for you in the sky, gina."

Hey, hey, now.

We all fake it sometimes.

I should know.

[Faking orgasm]

[Knock on door]

I got it.

Whoa!

Oh, man, what's happening?

Hey, some dude just gave me this pitcher of margaritas.

Whoa! This hotel, it's bossa nova.

Everybody, it's bob from marketing.

Hey, what's happening?

What's happening?

What's haaappening?

All right.

Bob...

What's up?

What are you doing here?

I heard there was a party,

And I said, "whoa! Party's my middle name."

Go, gina! Go, gina! Go! Go! Go!

Bob!

Bob!

Look, we have really seen a lot of you

This last week at the conference. A whole lot.

Tonight is more like a ladies' night out.

You got to go.

I guess indiana bob stumbled on to the temple of dames.

Party!

You know what?

This party is just laying here.

You chicks aren't cool.

Time for dr. Bob to prescribe his party medicine.

Hello.

Yeah, buddy, listen.

Give me eight extra-large pizzas with the works

And charge it to the room.

I don't know, buddy.

Whatever room I'm calling from.

No, operator, o.k.? I <span tts:fontstyle="italic">don't</span>want to leave a message.

Huh? No.

I want her to hang up the daggone phone.

Hello.

Hello!

Martin, maybe you have the wrong room, man.

Maybe she's trying to call me, right, tommy?

Maybe she's got the phone off the hook

And getting a little room service.

What you saying, cole?

I'm just saying, man,

The worst thing you could ever do

Is let your woman travel alone.

Remember when big shirley did security for the o'jays?

Yeah.

She almost left me for le vert's pops, man.

Come on, man.

You know gina ain't like that, bro.

Oh, man, please don't be a fool.

Martin, look, every woman has two personalities.

Look, you got the "home gina."

She's sweet. Hmm, she's loving...

And she's trusting.

Right.

And then you got the "road gina,"

The gina who likes to leave the phone off the hook.

[Imitating busy signal]

The gina who just likes to party all night long

With god knows who.

Does anybody want this last slice of pizza?

No, thank you, bob. You go right ahead.

We've had so much fun watching you eat the last slices

We just don't want the show to end.

Whoa, whoa, pam,

'Cause I wouldn't want to do anything to offend you.

I just had the major munchies, that's all.

Oh! Oh!

Pam, I think you better crack a window,

If you know what I mean.

[Knock on door]

Gina, could you please get the door?

Yeah, sure.

I hope that's the little surprise I ordered for her.

Excuse me.

Whose room is this?

It's mine, officer.

Well, there's been a report of a loud party here.

Sorry, officer--

What you call me?

Officer, sir?

When you address me, young lady,

Address me by my full name--

Police officer seymour butts.

I think it's time for a strip search, officer.

-.

Party!

Oh, take it off!

No!

No, no, no, no!

[Telephone rings]

Party central.

Spinmaster bob at your disposal.

Sorry, buddy, but you'll have to speak up.

There's a party going on, and it's happening.

Who? Gina?

I'm sorry, but she's busy right now.

She's ripping the pants off some stripper.

Gina's out of control. I'm out of control.

This whole damn party's out of control.

Get down here, buddy,

And leave your clothes at home.

Cole!

Gas up the pacer, man.

We're going to chicago.

Wait, wait, wait. What's the matter?

Ayyy!

Oh, why, girl? Why?

O.k., See, martin, she's not here.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Maybe he took her to breakfast.

Shut up, cole!

It's hot in here.

It's hot in here, cole, hot with gina's love.

You know gina would never do a thing like that.

The "home gina" wouldn't,

But what about the "road gina"?

I should have seen this coming-- she's got to have it.

Cole, you remember the act she put on before she left, right?

"I'm going to miss you, martin."

Oh, man, she couldn't wait to get out.

Martin, you practically threw her out.

Come on, tommy, man.

Like I'm the one butt-naked with strippers, huh?

Having wild orgies and carrying on?

You're jumping to conclusions, man.

Well, then, whose bow tie is this? A stripper's.

Conclusions, huh?

Give me the bow tie, cole.

Now, tommy,

The only brothers I know that wear bow ties

Are the muslim brothers.

[Sniffing]

I don't smell no bean pies.

Why, gina, why? Why, gina, why?

Why, gina, why?

Why?

Why, gina, why?

I could have been your private dancer, gina.

Come on, come on, martin.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey!

Settle down now.

Martin, look, I'm worried about you, o.k.?

You've been up all night.

Cole and I will stay here and wait for you, o.k.?

We'll talk this out.

[Gina] come on. My room is right down here.

[Man] don't worry. I will take good care of you.

Tommy, see? She's here with her man. Hide in the closet.

This doesn't make any sense.

O.k.! O.k.!

I'll do this

Just to show you that this is ridiculous.

I've been trying to get ahold of you all night.

I'll try to do this as quickly as I can.

Please take your time and do it right, o.k.?

You need to get up on the bed.

O.k.

You sure you know what you're doing?

<Span tts:fontstyle="italic">por favor.</Span> I make my living doing this.

Mind if I take this off? It's getting hot in here.

No, go right ahead.

O.k.

Whew!

You've been fiddling with this on your own.

I had to.

I got a little hot waiting.

Can you hold this?

Oh, my, this is heavy.

Tell me about it.

I can't reach it from here.

You mind if we switch positions?

No, not at all.

O.k. That's better.

Here's your problem right in here.

What's this?

I don't know.

The last person must have left it there.

She's a freak!

Miss...

When I finally pull this out,

You are going to love me.

O.k. I'm wiggling it.

Oh, I feel it.

O.k., Here we go!

Hurry up!

Oh, yes! Whoo!

That is just what I needed.

Thank you so much.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

You never know where I'm going to be, huh, gina?

You never know, do you?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here, gina, you...

[Spanish accent] and tony montana?

What the hell is going on here?

Go on about your business. I don't blame you, man.

You was just being a man.

I got no beef with you, bro.

You got the wrong idea. Hold on. Wait a minute.

Partner, I already forgave you, bro.

If you keep running off at the mouth,

I'll have to body-slam you. Get going.

Roll with it.

O.k.

Business trip, huh, gina?

Do you even have a job? <Span tts:fontstyle="italic"> if</span>that's your real name.

Martin!

That's me. That's who I am,

But who are you?

Martin, nothing happened.

What kind of fool are you playing me for?

Huh?

It's over!

You're busted!

Tommy, cole, come on out of the closet, man.

All right, gina? Uh-huh. You done lost me.

You done lost me.

That's it. You done lost me.

We're out. We're out. The whole naked truth is aired.

Martin, look at me.

Oh, please. Look at you.

I can't stand to look at you

Standing there all hot, you know?

And fully dressed, you know?

How'd you get your clothes on so fast?

Nothing happened, martin.

All they were doing was fixing the air conditioner.

I seen the whole thing through the vents.

Nothing happened?

Nothing happened.

Damn right nothing happened.

Ain't nothing going to happen.

Martin payne, you have gone beyond, o.k.?

You have gone so far beyond

I can't even get mad at you.

Yeah, yeah.

Martin...

Yeah?

I love you, o.k.?

I will always love you.

I will never cheat on you,

But sometimes, baby,

I got to tell you something.

You're out. It's gone.

You've lost your mind, martin.

It's out there somewhere. See it?

Well, that's why I came here to get it back.

See what I'm saying?

That's right, gina. I'm crazy, baby.

I'm crazy, but I'm not apologizing, o.k.?

I'm not apologizing for driving miles

In the middle of the night to save love

'Cause, baby, that ain't crazy.

Tommy, cole, you the crazy ones for coming with me.

That's just plain stupid.

Can we cut all this drama and go eat?

If love's worth hunting for, you hunt it.

I done hunted you down. Bring it on.

That's your friend.

He had a point about y'all being stupid

Driving up here.

Martin, can't you finish that tomorrow?

I'm almost done, all right?

Yeah, but it's hot in the bedroom.

I think the air conditioner needs to be fixed.

[Imitating maintenance man]

I'll try to get this done as quickly as possible.

<Span tts:fontstyle="italic">no, papi!</Span>

Take your time and do it right.