02x17 - Suspicious Minds

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Martin, gina, I'm telling you, dinner was delicious.

Martin, gina, I'm telling you, dinner was delicious.

I ain't going to lie.

You outdid yourself this time.

This time was much better than last time.

The meal was great,

Then martin had to ruin it

By showing off his new stereo/vcr

With surround sound.

Ahem.

Time to go.

Get out while you can! Save yourselves!

Hey, hey, hey, is that what y'all feel--

That I'm a show-off?

Ya know, I'm hurt.

You're right. I am!

I'm sorry. I know it's not right,

But it's in my blood.

Get to lookin'!

Martin, we don't want to sit through

This mess again, man! Damn!

Tommy, I can't believe

You're getting that attitude.

I mean, we ate dinner.

I watched the sweat

Boil up on your head.

It was a puddle on your head.

Did I get mad?

Please. This is important to me.

O.k., What are its features?

Oh, what are its features?

Well, you know what?

I'm glad you asked.

Don't you ever forget it.

One of the most important features--

That none of your broke asses can afford it.

Martin, you're not going to be rude enough

To tell us how much that cost?

All right, gina, fine.

You always got to be the good samaritan.

Let's reverse 'em. Let's change subjects.

Me, me, me, me.

I got good news.

I got a commission at work today for $.

Oh, isn't that beady-bead?

Hey, now.

Whoa!

You know what?

Another ,

You can get you one of these.

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Getting ready to leave.

Damn, you and the luscious lips, girl. Mmm.

Look at you, girl,

Looking like a bright, beautiful tangerine.

Go ahead, baby.

Shut up.

Check it out. Getting ready to join a cd club.

Cds for a dollar.

Check this one out...

Ike turner's greatest hits.

Ike turner's greatesthits?

Don't knock it. I hear he's got a good beat.

I hear scratching, kicking, biting.

Pow. Girl, swing back, swing back, girl,

On cassettes near you, you know?

It don't even matter which one I get

'Cause they're all going to sound fly

On my new cd player.

All right, baby, stop playing, all right?

Where's my cd player?

I didn't touch it.

I can't afford to touch it, remember?

O.k., I know what you're doing.

You're getting me back for rubbing it in people's face.

Bop, bop. Bad boy.

Don't ever do that no more.

Baby, please. Now, give me my cd player.

For real, I don't have it.

For real, for real?

No, for play, play.

Yeah, for real, for real.

I don't have it.

Damn!

Baby, I been jacked!

It was there before I went to bed, o.k.?

I wake up--boom, gone.

Who knew about your cd player?

Gina, tommy, cole, and pam.

Aha!

And who had keys to your apartment?

Gina, tommy, cole, and pam.

There it is.

But I've known them all my life.

That don't mean nothing.

Damn it, man!

Uhh!

Damn it.

Oh, man!

I'm going to need the rest of the day off.

You got it, man.

I got to go put my foot in some friends' asses.

Take care of your business.

Jesus, man. Friends, huh?

Hey, martin, you forgot...

Your...

Wallet.

Hey, you owe me, stan.

Break me off a piece of that, or I'm telling.

I refuse to believe they'd steal from you.

I don't want to believe it either,

But it's the only answer.

Stan was right. You can't trust your friends.

Stan can't trust hisfriends.

Stan can't even see his friends

Except on visiting day.

But tommy and cole-- you've known them all your life.

Yeah, yeah, gina, but how well

Do I know them?

I don't even know what tommy does

For a living, do you?

No, but no one does.

Gina, what about your girl, huh?

What about pam?

Pam is no thief.

She's a spy.

I'm serious.

I'm telling you, pam may not even be human.

Have you ever checked her back teeth?

Have you?

Excuse me.

What are you doing?

I'm getting ready to make a few calls.

I suddenly decided

I want to spend more time with my friends.

I'm sure they got something to tell me.

Baby, you seen my wallet?

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Cole, you enjoying that, man, huh?

Are you enjoying that?

Yo, thanks a lot.

Thanks for treating me.

Hey, anything for my friends, brother.

Cole, the reason I wanted to hook up with you

Is I notice you been acting

A little strange lately.

You look like you got a lot on your mind.

[Burps]

And I'm your boy.

You can tell me anything.

Cole, the truth shall set you free.

It's going to set me free, huh?

That's right, like a bird.

You won't be ashamed of me?

Nobody's going to be ashamed of you.

No one's going to judge you.

Just let it out.

Come out and say it?

Let it out.

You talking about my hemorrhoids, aren't you?

I've got a whole g*ng of them.

What do I do about that?

This is the reason

Why we don't hardly hook up no more.

That's why I'm always busy.

I'm talking about real life.

You talking about your hemorrhoids.

No, man, I'm talking about what are the things

You want out of life--

Your ambitions, brother, your dreams?

My dreams?

Yes.

I've got big dreams.

O.k.

Big dreams.

I don't want to be cleaning planes my whole life.

I want to be one of those brothers

Who loads all those sandwiches

Onto them airport vending machines.

You know, them stewardesses

Give a brother big play

Over an egg sandwich.

Ha ha ha.

A sandwich, huh?

Yes.

Why don't you do it?

Can't afford it. Can't do it.

Vendors got a mean union.

Costs $ to get in.

Yeah? I guess you'd do just about anything

For that , huh?

Anything.

Anything, martin.

All right, anything for coley-cole.

So, martin,

What is it you want to see me about?

What's your rush, tommy?

We're boys, right?

We're just hanging, that's all.

Thought I'd get to know you better.

Come on, martin. You know everything about me.

Correction, brother, no, I don't.

I don't even know

What you do for a living.

Stop it, stop it!

You know what I do.

You picked me up from work that time.

Yeah, it was a big white building

With no signs, no windows.

I'm not even sure you came out of there.

Boom, there you were.

I, um, got transferred.

Don't work there anymore.

Now we getting somewhere.

Where'd you get transferred?

That big black building across the street.

Um, tommy.

Hmm?

Let me come at you another way.

Um, is that watch new?

Looks like it could have set a brother back a few,

And you always complaining

About your not getting paid.

Well, this--

Yeah.

Well, our--our, uh, see,

This here was a gift.

Uh-huh.

A gift.

Oh.

Wow, is this a gift, too?

Wow. Nice leather coat.

Is that new, too?

No, I got this from a fire sale.

Boy, you got your hands into everything, huh?

You playing your cards

All across the board.

You know me, martin.

I like the finer things in life, you see.

Now, even though I don't have much money,

There's always a way

To get what you can't afford.

Always a way, dog.

Why am I here? We've never hung out.

We have nothing in common.

Sure, we do.

We're both built like men.

Don't flatter yourself.

All right, all right, pam.

I'm sure there's something we have in common.

Let me think.

Luther. Everybody likes luther, right?

Try again.

Yeah, yeah, you right.

Luther done went to the pop tart charts.

Uh, let me see.

Movies.

I guarantee we won't like the same movies.

You're not sophisticated enough.

Try me.

O.k., Black belt jones.

Oh, sniddy-dap.

Jim kelly.

Three the hard way.

Hot potato.

Enter the dragon.

"Suddenly...

"I would like to leave your island.

"Man, you come straight out of a comic book.

Huh!"

Aah!

I don't believe we both like jim kelly movies.

You know what?

Girl, you are--

I could learn to like you.

I thinki can learn to like you, too.

Oh, you...

Ugh! Ugh!

Damn! Oh!

Is that your breath...

Smelling like boiled bologna?

No, I think that's your feet

Eating through your shoes again.

O.k., We're back to normal.

I don't like you,

And you still don't have a man.

I told you, I don't need a man in my life.

Oh, yes, you do, sugar.

Don't you want a man

To buy you nice things?

I don't need a man for that, martin.

See, when I want something,

I take it.

Two checks for beady-bead.

Y'all probably wondering why I called you here.

Hell, yeah. You dragged us out

In a stormy night.

What's wrong with you, fool?

Why did you want us all in black?

I'm setting my scene.

I have news about my cd player.

I knew it! I knew it!

Sit down!

Cole, sit your $. a*s down

Before I make change.

You want some change?

$.? Anybody got change for $.--

What my a*s is worth?

Martin, just what is your news, please?

I know who stole my cd player...

And the person's in this room right now.

Anybody want to tell me who?

Come on now.

Don't you all speak at once.

Grr! Grr! Grr! Grr!

Down! Sit!

Sit!

Down!

Down!

Hold it.

Now, come on now.

Huh?

Don't anybody know nothin'?

Huh?

Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!

Boink!

Arf! Arf!

Down!

Yeah. I mean, come on now.

Gina, cole, pam, tommy...

I know somebody knows something.

Yeah. Ain't that right?

Yeah.

Sit.

Lay.

Yeah.

Cole knows what happened, huh, cole?

Yeah.

Cole knows everything.

Ain't that right, cole, huh?

You messed up, boy.

You needed $

To join your little bread sandwich union, huh?

That's exactly how much my cd player cost.

Martin--

Ain't that right?

Martin, come on. I mean, that was just talk.

I can't be no sandwich vendor.

The man is not going to give a brother

That kind of power, o.k.?

It wasn't me. It was pam.

Me?

Yeah, you.

Think about it, martin.

She could have snuck it out of here

In her weave.

Did he just say something about my weave?

Yeah.

Pam did say, and I quote,

"When I see something I want,

I take it."

Ain't that right?

It wasn't me. It was tommy.

What about me?

You're the one always buying those funky clothes.

How you be buying them?

What the hell do you do for a living?

Nothing.

He don't do nothing, cole,

Unless you call...

Stealing from your friends a job.

That's enough. If one more of you

Asks me what I do for a living--

What? Wait a minute.

There ain't going to be

No threatening us with the physical

'Cause I can go with the big boys.

Martin,

Would you leave tommy alone, please? Please!

Nobody in here stole anything.

Nobody in here's a thief.

That's right.

Ha ha.

Ha ha.

Ha ha.

Gosh, you know what...

Is that my shirt you got on?

What, this?

Yeah.

Oh, you know what happened?

I had to do laundry, right?

Then I needed something to wear,

So I borrowed this.

So you go around borrowing things without asking?

M-mart--

All this time, baby,

Right up under here, right up under here.

Why, baby? Why, gina?

I'm your man. You didn't have to steal from me.

I'd have given you anything.

I would have given you hips if I could, gina.

It was tommy!

[Arguing]

Hold up!

Hold up!

Hold up!

No, no, no!

Grr!

Sit, sit!

Brother man, come on,

It's not a good time.

Whazzup?

Nothin'.

Just chilling out.

Looking for some jell-o.

Get your charlie brown boots

And roll it out.

Bro man, don't walk with a slow bop.

Let's go, man.

I almost forgot...

Thanks for letting me borrow your cd player.

It was all that.

Whoa, whoa.

You--you want to run that by me again,

Bro man?

You, um...

You took my cd player?

Yeah, I borrowed it the other night.

Had this little honey over.

You didn't get my note I left for you

Up under your bathroom sink?

That is...

The dumbest I have ever--

Bro man, education!

Why would you leave a note

Up under the bathroom sink,

Brother man?

I figured you would look there,

Since I used up all the toilet paper.

I need you.

Champagne, caviar, and hot wings

For everybody.

Whoo! Whoo!

Will there be anything else, mr...payne?

Uh...

No, no.

You're not the same martin payne

From the radio station, are you?

That would be moi.

Whazzup?