02x19 - Love is in Your Face (Part 2)

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♪ Martin ♪

How y'all been? ♪ Martin

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Martin ♪

So, let me get this right, now--

Gina... Just turned you down.

That's right.

Th-that's cold.

Whew!

What do they want?

A man puts his heart on the line, buys a ring.

Now you got to take it back, right?

I didn't buy no ring.

Exactly how did you propose?

Tommy...o.k.

Now listen, o.k.?

I said, "gina, you schemed, you plotted,

"And finally, clank-clank,

You trapped me."

I got on one knee. I said, "yes, gina,

"I will marry you!

Damn! Are you happy now?"

It was smooth, straight to the point.

What do you think?

Damn! I don't know how she turned that down.

That woman has no heart.

♪ Since my baby left me ♪

♪ I'm alone and blue ♪

♪ Nobody to talk--to ♪♪

Uh, excuse me. Wait a minute. Uh-uh.

Excuse me. Uh...

Pam?

Just what the hell do you think you're doing

Walking up in here, beady-beady?

Well, you remember my friend gina,

Who moved to new york

And went on with her life?

Well, she forgot her favorite curling iron.

I'm surprised you even know

What a curling iron looks like, pam.

Don't look like you been in your kitchen in a while!

I mean, you use the curling iron.

Don't give it to gina!

You use it!

You know, martin,

I'm really going to miss your little "whazzup" buffoon antics

Because now that gina's gone,

I don't have to see your ugly face again.

Tommy...

We cool, baby. You know the number.

Cole...

If you know the number,

Forget it!

Hey, losers...

Peace!

Pam!

Before you go...

I just want you to know it's all your fault

That gina's gone.

She was perfectly happy here

Until you started putting all those crazy ideas in her head.

You give off something.

Splats on people and then it's diluted.

Oh, sure, martin,

Like marriage, family, a future.

What the hell was I thinking about?

You know what, then?

Here's what kills me.

You were always trying to break us down

And sweating us about the future,

But it ain't gonna happen,

'Cause I'm strong up in here.

Yeah.

The strength is all through here

'Cause my mind won't let me go.

Oh! Word is bond!

Rrr! Rrr!

Rrr! Rrr!

Iieeeyaah!

We free like that! [Pager beeps]

[Gasps] that's big shirley.

I forgot to check in. Can I use your phone?

No...no... Y'all stomped!

You don't get it, martin!

You just don't get it!

You had the perfect woman--

Beautiful, intelligent,

Willing to lower her standards--

And you blew it with that whack proposal, bro'.

I got another proposal.

And guess where I'm going with it, huh? Huh?

No, no. No, no, no.

Get out!

You're not kicking me out.

Bro', I have a date. I'm gladly leaving.

Oh, o.k. Well, cool.

Tell everybody at the car wash I said hey.

I don't need ya.

Don't need ya.

Got...my boys!

Huh?

Uh...

Huh?

Yeah.

Actually, martin, uh, y'see, bro'...

I got a date, man.

Peace!

O.k., Fine. Go, tommy.

I knew what time it was with you, anyway.

I don't need nobody

'Cause I gots my boy coley-cole,

So peace to you, too.

I'm chillin' with the coley-cole.

Actually, big shirley's makin' some chili.

Peace!

Fine!

I don't need none of yuz.

I need to learn to be by myself anyway.

How am I gonna know who I am?

sh**t...

Big shirley...

I didn't know you were still on the phone.

What you got on?

Ahh! Thank you for having u

Look like I'm stompin' with the old dogs!

So you ready to get your money taken?

Don't hurt us, hammer!

We're old dogs. Our minds ain't too sharp.

Hey, you got any dip for these chips?

You know, gina used to make some slammin' dip.

She ain't here no more.

Aww...that's a real, real sad story.

Just play the cards, big ears!

So, stan, how's myra?

You get her feet fixed yet?

Oh, no, man.

I don't have that kind of money.

Besides, I ain't makin' love to her feet, anymore.

You know, uh...

Gina had some pretty feet.

No corns.

N-no bunions, y'know.

Had the kind of feet made for lickin'.

You could put barbecue sauce on her feet,

Just make 'cue feet-- ah-yah-yah-yah-yah.

Come on, man.

I ain't trying to hear about no women,

Especially about lickin' no damn feet.

Play cards.

You clean the toe out, it ain't that bad.

Play the cards, man.

Uh, but serious, o.k., Fine.

We won't talk about no women at the table.

Fine, cool,

But let me ask you something, man.

Are you happy at being single?

Hell, yes.

If I was married, I couldn't get with whitney houston.

Elmo, ain't no way you're getting down with no whitney houston.

All right. Maybe not whitney, but, uh...

What about that rupaul?

Mmm-mmm-mmm!

Now that's a whole lotta woman right there.

I sure would like to climb that tree.

Well, uh...

I don't know if somebody done told him, but...

You got a branch you gotta get around first.

You know what I'm saying?

Um...i'm just confused about something.

I mean, you don't have no women,

So, I mean, don't you get lonely, man?

Tell me something.

What do you need with women

When you've got peep shows?

'Cause all the lovin' you need

Is only a quarter away.

And here it is.

All right. Put up or shut up.

Whatcha got?

I'm goin' there.

Old dogs, old dogs.

Stan, I just lost this month's food money!

Let's go to the white boys and get our money.

This one ain't bright, but he's no sean.

Besides, he bringin' me down.

See ya later, martin.

Chubby, give me one of them quarters.

I'm startin' to feel romantic.

Chubby...

Did anybody ever tell you you look like bookman?

I noticed you was thinking a lot about your girl.

Why'd she leave?

Ah, man... She kept pressing me to marry her.

I wasn't ready yet.

What's holding you back?

Living in this apartment, ain't got no house,

I ain't--i ain't set yet, man.

That's what I thought when I was your age--

No woman was gonna hold me back.

Now I got the house and nobody to share it

'Cause I let my woman go.

What are you saying?

All I'm saying is...

Old fools used to be young fools.

Think about it.

Hello?

Yo, whazzup, man?

Can I speak to pam?

Oh, damn, pam. I thought that was your brother.

Uh...

Pam...

Clear your day tomorrow.

We're going ring shopping.

Hell, no!

It's for gina!

I don't like you.

Now I have some very nice diamonds here

I think you're really going to like.

Uh, sister, no offense, but, uh,

Diamonds are from south africa,

And I don't think I can get with that.

So what do you have in cubic zirconia?

No need to worry. Our diamonds are from siberia.

Oh, well, cool.

What you got in cubic zirconia?

How's she gonna know, pam?

Because I'll tell her.

You see this one here?

It's my particular favorite.

It's an emerald cut in a platinum setting.

Hmm. May I see that, please?

Of course.

Here you are.

Please.

It's flawed.

No, it's not.

Sweetie, it's flawed

Between the second and third surfaces.

Uh-huh...uh-huh...

Flawed.

Well, your skills are impressive, miss james.

Well... How about this?

Martin...

This is it!

Aah!

This is so beautiful! Aah!

Martin, look at it!

Whoo! Look at that baby sparkle.

Isn't that sparkling?

That's an excellent choice.

Ooh, that's the one! That's the one!

Oh! This is beautiful.

Now I know why y'all love rings so much.

It's beautiful. She'll love it.

You know...

Somebody left their social security number on there.

Oh, no. This is the price.

Damn!

Ooh! Ooh!

Martin, just think diamonds are forever!

Ooh! Damn a diamond forever, pam!

Damn!

But you spread the cost throughout a number of years!

Pam, ain't nobody livin' that long, o.k.?

Damn spreading it out!

Look what it says!

Martin, would you for once have some class?

How am I gonna have class

Out on the street, butt naked?

Nothin'! Everything gone!

Damn, pam! Ain't nobody livin' this long!

Gina's only here for the weekend to get her things.

She's gonna be gone!

She's gonna be bye-bye!

Just say bye-bye to her now.

Hold on, gina!

Hold on! Hold it!

Grab it! Hold on.

Ooh...

Aah...

Aah! You got it.

You can do it. You can do it.

Fine! Fine! Fine!

Ah! Come on, martin.

If anybody is worth this much money,

It's my baby gina!

Yes!

Now get off me!

Lady...

All right?

I want your address, your phone number,

Your w forms, everything!

No! I want your social security number, o.k.?

Because if me and gina don't make it,

The ring comin' back!

You hear me?

Because ain't nobody livin' this damn long!

Because ain't nobody livin' this damn long!

Take a deep breath.

Whew! Ain't nothin' to it. Just take a deep breath.

Whew!

Hey.

Hey, hey!

Hey.

Aw, man!

Oh, my baby!

Girl, girl, girl, let me look at you.

You look beautiful.

Thanks.

New york has been good to you, huh?

I--i miss you, gina.

I miss you, too,

But, baby, why are we meeting here?

It's freezing!

Come on, girl.

You know I stay hot for you.

Um...babe...

This is where we had our first date, don't you remember?

Oh...oh, right.

But, martin,

That was in july, and it was warm.

Ahh, girl.

I remember you made that little picnic lunch.

Gina, I never told you this,

But your sandwich was kickin'!

You put slight mayonnaise with the tuna

And a little relish. You know what I like.

Hey, thanks, martin.

Can we go now?

Babe, babe, in a minute, o.k.?

In a minute. Sit down, gina.

Now, look, babe...

I know...

You've been wanting to get engaged, gina.

But I'll tell you, I'm not ready yet.

Don't put me through this again.

I know how you feel.

But you don't know why, gina.

I want to give you the best

Because that's what you deserve.

I don't care about things, martin!

But I do!

Gina, baby, if I give you flowers,

I want to give you a--a--a dozen long-stem white roses,

But I can't afford that.

[c*ck accent] flowers for the lady? Flowers for the lady?

Pam, what are you doing?

Huh?

And lose the accent.

How much is your flowers?

Whatever you can afford, brokie.

Well, here's a penny.

Go buy yourself a new attitude.

Poof, pow, be gone.

Come on, man.

You're breaking up my romance.

Martin, what are you up to?

Just play along, all right?

Now...down.

Where was i?

Ahem.

Uh, now, baby...

I love you, gina, and I want to give you

The finer things in life, like...

Champagne...

I said, like champagne.

I said, like cold champagne.

Cole!

How's new york?

Fine.

Cole! Your lines.

Right...right... My lines.

Ahem.

Heh heh heh heh!

Um...

"I hold here in my hand

"A bottle of the finnist...

"Finest champagne,

And, yes, it is for sale."

Gina... I would love to buy you that champagne, baby,

But I can't afford it.

"Champagne... Can't afford it..."

Ah!

"How much can you afford?"

$.?

Brother, come on, now. You could go for .

Cole!

Cole! Cole!

You take a !

Now you ain't gonna mess up this thing!

Have you been drinkin' some of this?

You are reeking of alcohol.

Get out of here!

Get out of here!

You reek!

Reek!

Ooh ooh ooh. Aah aah!

Baby, I know what you're doing!

Martin! Oh, martin!

Oh, baby! Baby!

Chill, baby, chill.

I'm runnin' the show.

You go, boy.

You better... You better go, boy.

Now...let's see...

We got flowers. We got champagne.

There's still something missing, gina, baby.

There's still something missing.

Yo, yo, yo.

Whazzup, man?

You like rings, man?

Ooh!

You know, ring! Ring, man.

I got this fat rock, right?

I'm willing to let it go

For about... About a grand.

Damn! A grand?

Oh, man...

I only got $..

$.?

Cool.

Whaa!

Bam, bom, boom.

Y'all have a nice day, brother.

Take your girl to the bathroom.

Oh, honey! Oh...

Martin...martin...

Gina...

I have something to ask you, babe.

What, baby, what?

I can't!

Because I can't do it right,

And you deserve the best!

Martin, it's all right!

Nah, gina. No, no, it is not, gina.

Gina, I gave you such a bad proposal last time.

Babe, I just wanted this one to be perfect.

[Whimpering]

But I just wanted this to be perfect.

The mood still isn't right, babe.

Sit back, o.k.?

Um, close your eyes. Keep 'em closed.

Whoo! Well, um...

I'm gonna bust this melody.

Hold up! No, no!

♪ Mi, mi, mi... ♪♪

That's not gonna work.

The mood was kinda cool,

But you can't sing. You only hear it.

I've heard your voice.

No, no, no.

The mood was cool-- close your eyes.

But now it's not-- your eyes!

I'm about to blow for you.

I got to do my thing.

Keep 'em closed.

♪ There will never come a day ♪

♪ You'll never hear me say ♪

♪ That I want and need to be ♪

♪ Without you ♪

♪ I want to give my all ♪

♪ Baby, just hold me ♪

♪ Simply control me ♪

♪ 'Cause your arms ♪

♪ They keep away the lonelies ♪

♪ When I look into your eyes, girl ♪

♪ Then I realize ♪

♪ That all I need is you in my life ♪

♪ All he needs is you in his life ♪

♪ 'Cause I never felt this way about lovin', yeah ♪♪

Gina...i don't know what's in my future, babe.

But I know I don't have one without you.

Baby, this is from the heart.

[Sniffles]

Gina...

Will you marry me?

Yes, martin...yes.


♪ 'Cause I never felt this way about lovin', yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Never felt so good ♪

♪ Baby ♪

Come on. Come on.

♪ 'Cause I've never felt this way about lovin' ♪

♪ I-- ♪ I don't know the words.