03x03 - Istanbul

[bunniefuu]

TANNOY: 'A reminder to all
passengers that there are still...'

Do you believe
in all this wellness stuff?

You won't want him to leave out
a salt cave detox, Jack.

A what?

You know what? Maybe you should try
his light and serum mask.

Sort out your crow's feet.

The man is clearly a charlatan.

Oh, do you reckon [?)

Some self-styled alternative
health guru from back in Seoul.

Oh. Oh! Aigoo. Oh, there she is.

My beautiful daughter.
The doctor. Oh!

Hi, Mum.

So good to see you, my darling.

Jack, Colin, this is my...
Still not eating properly, hm?

Jack Grayling. Welcome aboard.

Uh. Thank you.
Sharon, this is Dr Woo.

Ah, the man behind the mask.

Perfection.
Just as you described her.

"Described me."

It is wonderful to meet you, Sharon.

What are you doing here?

I am here to visit Doctor Woo's
new clinic in Istanbul.

Dare I ask why?

I am in delicate negotiations to
become investor in the Woo empire.

Excuse me?

We are here to "woo"
some potential investors.

THEY CHUCKLE

So, where did you two meet?

Uh, at important
investor symposium in Seoul.

And this man is a genius.

And handsome. And wealthy.

No.

And available!

You will make me blush.

Gold-plated husband material,
wouldn't you say, Mr Grayling?

I'm sure you'd make a lovely couple.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, not for me.
For my beautiful daughter.

♪ I'm going on an adventure

♪ And I got a feeling
The sun's gonna shine

♪ Shine, the sun's gonna shine

♪ I'm in love with the ocean

♪ And I got a feeling
I'm sailing tonight

♪ Tonight, I'm sailing tonight

♪ It's because of you

♪ I'll always remember

♪ I'm going on an adventure
With you on my mind

♪ I'm going on an adventure

With you on my mind. ♪

Thank you.
Thank you.

See you at the clinic.

Thank you.
See you there.

My mask gives our clients
a unique opportunity

to defy the ageing process.

Looks like something
from The Phantom Of The Opera.

Hm.

Huh. Hmm.

A-ha! Ten years.

My mask could take
ten years off you.

Do you think I need it?

You are the ship's star performer,
Mr Grayling.

Is your face not your fortune?

It's my voice, actually.

Yes, but this is the precious vessel

that will carry that voice
to your audience.

Suppose so.

You should join us
for the clinic tour.

I'll throw in
complementary treatment.

TANNOY: 'Good morning
to all passengers.'

We've been given permission
to enter the Dardanelles, Captain.

Excellent.
Weather set, fair.

Thank you, Charlotte... Kate.

Sorry. Charlotte's my eldest.
Oh.

Hm. How funny.
Well, steady as she goes.

So, what made
you leave the splendour

of Gangnam-gu for the high seas?

I knew how much
it would irritate my mum.

GIGGLES

Well, perhaps I can tempt you
with a career change.

I may soon be in the market
for a new clinical director.

I don't think so.

And how are you two getting along?

Wanna take a look
at the medical centre, Mum?

STAMMERS
But I'm enjoying my bubbles.

Thought you might like to see
where I work.

Maybe later,
if you take the clinic tour with me.

Huh. You'd be most welcome.

I'm not sure.
Sharon, please.

Fine.

Champagne?
Oh, yes. Wonderful.

I hear your mother is on board.
Yeah.

Nice surprise.

Not really.
Why not?

She's trying to set me up
with that alternative quack.

The guy with the immortality thingy?
She's like a dog with a bone.

Just tell her
you're already spoken for.

Genius.
You're welcome.

Mum, Dr Woo,

this is Piers de Vreese,
Staff Captain.

And my fiance.

What?!

Lovely to meet you.

N-N-No. You're engaged?

Absolutely.

And you didn't tell your mother?

Whirlwind romance.
Ha!

This is... unexpected.

Uh... a toast. Yeah. Hm.

For my future wife.

And her beautiful mother.
CLEARS THROAT

ANNOUNCER: 'Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Istanbul -

'city of the Blue Mosque,
where east meets west.

'And the Turkey teeth gleam
like pearls in the Bosphorus.'

Hello, everybody.

Welcome to the Woo Clinic...

..where the years melt away
like magic...

My mum forced me to do this.

..where awareness...
What's your excuse?

..technology and beauty
come together in a perfect...

Isn't this amazing?

This is Dr Aziz,
our esteemed clinical director.

I hope you sorted out the issues
we spoke of last time we met.

Everything is in hand, Mrs Tan.

Shall we begin the tour?
Of course.

WHISPERS: Hideous creature.

This way is the snake therapy room,

where our revolutionary
wraparound manipulation

of the vagus nerve

results in an incredible oxytocin
and endorphin rush.

We also use the snake venom

as part of our unique
wrinkle inhibitor programme.

Isn't that dangerous?

Venom has
beneficial medicinal properties

that practitioners are
only just starting to discover.

JACK CLEARS HIS THROAT
When do I get my treatment?

If you'd like to wait for me in
my office, I'll be with you shortly.

Thank you. Bye.

I have already left Dr Aziz
half a dozen flaming messages.

It's Dawn Blakely.

B-L-A-K-E-L-Y.

I'm sorry.
Sod this. It's no use.

PHONE VIBRATES

Excuse me.

We now have a short film for you

about our future plans
for expansion.

Follow me. I will return you after
to answer any questions.

Are you really going to invest
your cash into this scam?

You know what?
I've seen this movie before.

I'm going to go powder my nose.
With seaweed dust?

Sharon, this is
a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Have some faith in me.

WOMAN SCREAMS

Mrs Tan?

Better check that syringe
for prints.

Any k*ller worth their salt
will have wiped it clean.

Even so.

Please don't tell me
how to do my job.

Sorry. Force of habit.
What?

Ex-cop.

SCOFFS
Wonderful [!)

Hey.
Kate.

I came as soon
as I got your message.

Sorry. This is First Officer Woods
from the cruise ship.

Here to collect our passengers.

Inspector Demir Badem.
Good to meet you, Inspector.

Demir is just fine, Kate.

So, what happened?

That is what I'm here to find out.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

I have been Jamil,
and you have been fabulous.

Thank you.

CHANTS: Jamil, Jamil, Jamil.

Yes! Jamil!

Channelling your inner Jack?

Sorry.

Come on, then, get back to work,
superstar. Of course.

Colin?
Hm?

What kind of person
were you hoping to apply for

the Trainee Entertainment Officer?

Oh, well, they've got to have
the wit of Oscar Wilde

and the pecs of Paul Mescal.

You see, Jamil, the Ents Officer

has got to be a master
of all things showbiz.

You know, they've got to be
a compere extraordinaire,

a quickfire bingo caller.

They've got to be a karaoke host,
a dancer, a DJ.

They've got to have
the twinkliest of toes,

and most importantly, they've got to
have a 200-megawatt smile.

Is that all?

Well, actually, come to think of it,

you've got to have
a trademark routine as well.

I could work on that.

You?

I was going to apply for the post.

Oh, right. Well...

Er... Well, I tell you what, Jamil,

maybe we should see where we are
in a couple of years' time. Yeah?

KATE: What do you think
was in that syringe?

Something strong enough
to k*ll her like that.

We'll find out soon enough.

Mrs Tan, you found the body, yes?

Oh... Yes.

What were you doing in here?

Uh, looking around the clinic.

Why?
She's a potential investor.

More than potential, I hope.

I take it you and Dr Aziz
didn't get on?

Pardon?
You called her hideous earlier.

Excuse me.

Is that true?

Uh, we had a difference of opinion
over a business matter.

Mm. Go on.

Erm... You should know
I saw someone in a white coat

hurrying out of here earlier.

Male or female?
Hard to tell.

I only got a glimpse.

Convenient.
A member of staff?

Maybe.
Did you see where they went?

Erm, that way. I...

Did anyone else
see anything suspicious?

No. I saw a woman arguing
with the receptionist earlier.

She said she wanted to
speak to the victim.

Her name was Dawn Blakely.

OK. What were your movements
since Dr Aziz was last seen?

Doctor?

I was reviewing
a new client's notes.

Mm-hm.

I was on the tour
with the other guests.

OK. How about you?

Me?
Mm-hm.

I was in her office.

What were you even doing here?

I invited him
for complementary mask treatment.

Colin said I had crow's feet.

You feeling your age, sweetie?

I need a full list of your clients.

That is confidential information.

Not any more.

But I take it you want your clinic
back open as soon as possible.

Of course.
Then get me that list.

Your guests will be free
to return to the ship

as soon as the clinic
is out of lockdown.

Thank you.

So, what do you do now
that you're an ex-cop?

I'm the ship's lead vocalist.

Nice job.
Jack.

Odd place to leave a lab coat.
Looks like someone left in a hurry.

Maybe not a member of staff
after all.

It could be something.
Hmm.

The simplest explanation
is almost always the right one.

Not in my experience.

Oh. As a police officer or a singer?

Now, now, boys.
So, what's the plan?

We'll get forensics
to examine the coat,

run tests on the syringe

and continue our search
for the mysterious Miss Blakely.

With your approval, of course.

When I was in the victim's office,

I had a quick look
at Dawn Blakely's medical records.

You find anything interesting?

Most of it was in Turkish,
but it did mention complications.

So, the treatment went wrong,
and she blamed Aziz.

Pretty strong motive.

Who else have we got?

Well, the staff, angry patients.
Dr Woo.

And there's no love lost
between her and Mrs Tan.

You still think she's a suspect?
Could be.

Well, k*lling someone and
then pretending you found the body.

It's, er... It's quite an alibi.

Any thoughts, Jamil?
Hm?

Oh. Yes, erm...

Woo told Sharon he might be looking
for a new Clinical Director.

Well, he'll have to do that now.
Mm.

And after Piers and Sharon
announced their fake engagement...

I wonder if he got her
a fake engagement ring.

Woo looked furious.

Not the charmer we once thought.
Hm.

Well, I better get back to my shift.

Forensics have given permission
for the clinic to be reopened.

What, already?
Yeah.

And your mate Badem
has obviously seen enough.

He is not my mate.

Well, I'm sure he'd like to be.

Well, I think we should go back
and pay him a visit. First thing.

Now, how do I look?

Oh! Are you feeling a little bit
insecure in your old age?

Less of the "old age", thank you.
There it is.

You need to look after yourself
in this game.

And apparently,
my face is my fortune.

It's no wonder you're always skint.
THEY CHUCKLE

Rude.

The Ommegang Festival,

which began as a medieval festival
back in 1348,

I think, and this continued
to evolve over the centuries.

So, er, I took Sharon there,
and, er...

I hope you're not talking about me.

Er, actually,
I was just telling your mother

about how our romance blossomed.

I'm sure she doesn't need to know
all the details.

Oh, the, er... the festival.
Sounds like fun.

The Ommegang Festival
that we went to in Belgium.

Oh, the Ommegang
is a feast for the senses.

And this is where you proposed.

That night in the main square.
By the river.

The square that leads to the river.

How romantic.

You're needed on the bridge,
dearest.

Oh, right. OK. So, er...
Well, I will see you later.

I just heard from the police.

Dr Aziz was injected directly
into the heart with snake venom.

Snake venom.

Not very therapeutic.

It's terrible business.

I'm worried about you, Mum.

Well, the feeling is mutual, Sharon.
This investment deal...

I just want to make sure
you're provided for.

Why did you lie to me
at the clinic, Mum?

What?

You said you were going to the loo,

but then gave the Inspector
a different story.

Due diligence.

I wanted to see
how the business was run for myself,

like any wise investor.

Would a wise investor put money
into a place tainted by m*rder?

Maybe I can buy in at a lower price.

Hiya.
Hi.

Erm, I think
I left my sunglasses here.

Could you check to see
if someone's handed them in, please?

Yes, sure.
Thank you.

Dawn Blakely?
First Officer Woods.

Oh, hi.
I wasn't expecting to see you here.

I'm picking up Dr Aziz's caseload.
Oh.

Her clients will be devastated.
She was a very special woman.

How can we help you?

I-I-I've lost my sunglasses.
So expensive.

I'm looking everywhere for them.

Water?
No, thank you.

It is very hot today.
Yes. Yeah.

We will call you
if we find your glasses.

Erm, actually, could I... could I
ask you about the anti-aging mask?

I'm thinking
of booking the treatment.

Let's talk in Dr Aziz's office.

After all, she won't be needing it.

Erm... I'm surprised Inspector Badem
let you reopen again so quickly.

The inspector understands

the importance
of protecting our business.

So, what would you like to know?

Erm...
PHONE VIBRATES

Sorry.

I'm so sorry. Duty calls.

Something went wrong
with Dawn's treatment.

She complained, but she got nowhere.

So she flew back out here, maybe?
To confront Aziz?

I found an envelope full of cash
hidden inside her desk,

initialled DB.

Was Aziz supposed to pay Dawn off
on Woo's behalf?

Dawn k*lled her
before she got the chance?

Maybe. If she did,
she'll be on a plane home by now.

Not necessarily.

I found this at reception.

Dawn's name
with the number of a hotel.

Clever girl.

Patronising git.
Come on.

Busy?

On my way to treat
a particularly nasty hallux valgus.

Oh!

A what?
A bunion to you.

Oh. Er, I didn't know
you also do feet.

Have to be a jack of all trades
on board a ship.

Podiatrist, ophthalmologist,
haematologist.

Oh, that's a lot of "ists".
Certainly is.

Sharon...

..I know you think I'm judging you.

I just want your marriage to be as
strong as mine was with your father.

And it will.
We were a real team.

I know.
We made every decision together.

I was there, Mum.

And maybe he was a sl*ve
to the business,

but he adored you.

He was a great dad.

And this deal is my way
of continuing HIS legacy.

And what if this deal is no good?

You don't know anything
about this Dr Woo.

And the clinic is now embroiled
in a m*rder.

You think I'm losing my touch, hm?

This is your inheritance
we're talking about.

I don't need your money, Mum.

I miss you.

You're always somewhere on
the other side of the world, and...

I wish we could spend
more time together.

I'd like that, too.

WATCH CHIMES

Sorry. Gotta go.

Dawn Blakely?

Dawn!

Stop there, please! I said stop!

Who the hell are you two?

After I divorced
my sad excuse for a husband,

I met a new guy,
fell head over heels.

He proposed to me
after a couple of weeks.

And that's why I signed up
for the treatment.

Because he was younger than me,

and I wanted to look my best
for the wedding.

By the time I got home,
I looked like Freddy Krueger.

So he dumped me.

Oh, nice [!)
What happened at the clinic?

Well, I couldn't get an appointment
to see Dr Aziz,

so I went looking for her.

That's why I wore the white coat
to disguise myself.

I walked into the treatment room,
and I found her dead.

So I got out of there.

You're saying you didn't k*ll her?

Just because she's ruined my life

doesn't mean to say
I wanted to end hers.

Why didn't you just get
the first flight home?

Because I thought
it would make me look guilty.

And I still need Woo
to fix this mess.

Shouldn't you be serenading
your senior citizens?

I should be, but I'm too busy
tracking down YOUR suspect.

And beating YOU to it.

Dawn Blakely?
Hm?

Inspector Bardem.

I'm taking you in for questioning.
Eh?

I'm no m*rder*r.
My gut says she's innocent.

Why don't you and your gut
go back to the boat?

And stay out of my case!

Well, I know it's taken, like,
three weeks to pull these drinks,

but I promise you
they'll be worth it, yeah?

Born entertainer, that boy.
You reckon?

See you later.

Is he all right?

He's got a cob on.
About what?

He wanted to apply
for the Trainee Ents position.

Yeah, I gave him
the application form.

Oh, well, thanks for that [!)
What? He'd be brilliant.

Frankie, he's got about
as much experience as a foetus.

We all have to start from somewhere.
Yes, I know...

What, you thought you'd just flush
the poor kid's dreams down the pan?

SCOFFS

Erm... I've just had confirmation
from the police.

They've got a witness at the clinic
who saw Dawn take the white coat.

It does not look good for her.

I still believe her.

Really? You don't think she did it?

I've just got a feeling
that something else is going on.

With who? Mrs Tan?

Maybe. She was very keen
to point the finger elsewhere.

But...

I was just thinking about
the way Inspector Macho spoke to Woo

at the crime scene.
Something about it just fell off.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Like he was trying to show him
who was boss.

You think there's history?

Well, Dr Woo said that Bardem knew
how important it was

to protect the business.

But, I mean, if he was
just a policeman on the case...

DB.

Dawn Blakely.

Or Demir Bardem.

I'm so sorry. I don't know
where you're going with this.

What if that envelope of cash
was for him?

Rather than Dawn?

Fancy playing detectives?

You mean like surveillance?
Uh-huh.

Now you're talking.

Let's start at the police station.
We can tail Bardem from there.

TANNOY: 'A reminder
to all passengers

'that anyone wishing to dine
in our speciality restaurant

'will need to book them in person
at the Grill Room reception.'

They've charged one
of Dr Aziz's clients with m*rder.

Oh, so I guess I'm off the hook,
then.

She was left d*sfigured
by the heat mask treatment.

Allegedly.

Doesn't this prove
you should get out of this deal

while you still can?

Doctor Woo,
he explained it all to me.

Difficulties, they arise
in every field of medicine.

The clinic is a massive scam.
Yeah, Sharon.

Why do you want me to fail? Huh?
What?

It's OK for you to make choices
for your life. But not me, hm?

I don't want to see
you get ripped off.

Maybe you don't want to see me
succeed in business

like your father.

OK, Mum. Have it your way.
I'll keep my nose out of it.

Yeah, good.

And don't worry,
I'll still be around

to pick up the pieces
when it all falls apart.

Hello, my bride.
Not now, Piers.

Thank you.

I bet you that's the cash
I found in Aziz's office.

What did Badem do
to get a fat payoff from Woo?

Let's find out.

Hello, Inspector.

Could we ask you about that wad
of cash Dr Woo just gave to you?

Are you following me?
What's it for?

Shut up, Sinatra.
What would your bosses say?

I've done nothing wrong.
Really?

The clinic had complaints
about the mask.

Clients from all over Europe had
invested so much into the research,

so Woo hired me
to talk to the complainants,

pay them to keep quiet.

So you were his fixer.

So what?

And if they wouldn't accept
the payoff?

It never got that far.

Until Dawn Blakely came along.
Who wouldn't be bought.

The cash was my final payment, OK?
I wanted out.

Police salary not good enough
for you, then?

This is my daughter.

She needs an operation on her spine.

I have to pay for the best
orthopaedic surgeon in Istanbul.

What would you do
if it was your child?

What about Dawn?
Do you think she's guilty?

I just follow the evidence.

And now we have enough
to charge her.

Good day.

We need to talk to Woo, find out
how he's involved in all this.

Not until we've got something
a bit more concrete.

Hey, that, er, story I made up
about our engagement,

I'm sorry
if I got a little carried away.

Our wedding's the last thing
I need to worry about.

Your mother's deal with Dr Woo.

He's going to take her
for everything she's got.

Is she still determined
to go through with it? Mm.

Won't listen to a word I say.

My father was, erm, a presence,
an influential man.

She loved him dearly. We both did.

Ever since he died, she's been
looking for a purpose in life,

something to fill the empty days.

She's certainly a formidable woman.

Try being her daughter. It's tough.

Well, just keep trying
the combination,

and eventually,
you'll crack the code.

Thanks.
I appreciate you being there.

Least I can do
for my darling fiancee.

Anyway...

I better get... Back to work.
..back to it.

Any joy?

Well, Woo's heat mask
hasn't even been licensed

by the Turkish authorities.

He was gonna use that on me.

Yes, I know.
You found anything?

Er, a patent application
for a product

with the exact same name
made in Florida ten years ago.

By Woo?
By a Dr Park.

Well, maybe Woo nicked the idea
off this Dr Park.

Let's see.

Oh!
Yeah?

Well, there were lots of articles
about the Florida heat mask scandal,

but they've all been removed.

How convenient [!)
Yeah.

Let me try and word it
a bit differently.

Light and... serum mask scandal.

Florida.

OK.
What is it?

Well, there's an article here
about patients being maimed

at a clinic in Florida
ran by Dr Park.

And there's a photo.

You recognise him?

Shall we?
Oh, Doctor.

You look pale.

Nervous excitement.

I wouldn't sign that if I were you.

Did you know that Dr Woo was
on the run from a lawsuit in the US?

After mutilating patients with
an earlier version of his face mask.

Which isn't even licensed
in Turkey.

You said this was technicality.

It is. Don't listen to them.

What was your dispute
with Dr Aziz?

Oh. Erm...
Please, if you know anything, Mum.

Just ignore them. Sign the contract.

Once the complaints
started coming in,

Dr Aziz,
she threatened to go public.

Did she tell you that?

She asked me to pause investment
until more research could be done.

Why didn't you?

I thought she was exaggerating.

Then you told Woo that she was
planning to blow the whistle.

Hm. He was very convincing.

So Dawn Blakely and other patients

complained about the damage
the face mask had done.

Dr Aziz wanted to call a halt,

but that would have destroyed
your precious business, wouldn't it?

You had to shut her up.

But she was determined
to expose you.

OK, so I talked
to the company lawyer.

He's confident we can deal
with any malpractice claims.

The mask is a dangerous scam.

So you thought you could
go behind my back and report me?

I am tired of doing your dirty work.

They will strike you off instantly.

Not if I tell them
that you coerced me.

You really want to throw away
everything we have worked for?

There's nothing I can do
to change your mind?

Like I said, hm? I'm out.
This nightmare is over.

What are you doing?!
What are you doing?

No.

This is pure supposition.

I don't feel good.
Deep breaths.

Cannot breathe.

OK. Tachycardia.

Must be some sort of
allergic reaction.

So the snake venom
got into his system

in the struggle with Aziz.

Maybe.
This is nonsense.

All right, come on.
Let's get him to a hospital.

Tell us the truth!

I was just trying
to protect your investment.

Aziz would have ruined everything.

Snake.

You can explain it all
to the police.

The pilot has come aboard, sir.
Good.

Let's begin standard checks.

Are these the charts
for the Dardanelles? Yes.

They're the wrong size
for the strait.

It should be 1:50,000.
Those are 1:100,000.

So they are.

I'm not quite sure how they...
That's all right.

I'll get you the correct ones.

You better get your skates on

if you're gonna fill out
that application form.

Deadline's tomorrow.

What made you change your mind?

No, I don't know.
Maybe it was your sad little face.

It reminded me of Oliver
queuing for gruel.

"Please, sir, may I have some more?"

Thank you!
Oh!

Sorry.

So there is a heart in there
after all.

You just keep that to yourself.

PIERS: Did you tell her yet?

On my to do list.

It's actually been kind of fun.

I owe you a large drink.

Well, maybe we could, er...

So...
Hey!

This is, er,
where it all happens, huh?

Blood samples, flu jabs,
you name it.

Keeping so many people safe.

Not exactly brain surgery.

When I was your age,
I was just a homemaker.

Nothing wrong with that.

Sharon, I just want you to know,

whatever choices you make in life,
I will always support you.

Erm... Listen, Mum,
we are not getting married.

What?!

It was just a story to stop you
from setting me up with Woo.

MRS TAN LAUGHS

What's so funny?

Well, it's just that, actually,
you seem well suited for each other.

Hello, handsome.

What are you after?
Nothing.

I just thought I would come
and tell you how gorgeous you are.

Shouldn't you be up on the bridge?
Nope.

Piers has taken over the watch.
Thought I'd come and say hello.

I got a call from Inspector Badem.

The police have formally charged Woo
with m*rder.

I feel like
we should have reported Badem.

He's still on the case.

It's got to be a conflict
of interest, right?

And ruin his career?

He's just a dad trying to pay
for his little girl's operation.

I'd do the same if it was for Mia.

I know you would.

And FYI, you do not need
some silly face mask.

You are super-gorgeous.

Although,
I do think a leather jacket

and some shades.

What was that for?
Because I can.

Knock them dead.
I'll see you after the show.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the man who truly puts the bull

in Istanbul.

Give it up for the one and only
Mr Jack Grayling.

CHEERING

Shall we?

SONG: 'More Than Words'

♪ Saying "I love you"

♪ Is not the words
I want to hear from you

♪ It's not that I don't want you

♪ Not to say, but if you only knew

♪ How easy

♪ It would be to show me
How you feel

♪ More than words

♪ Is all you have to do
To make it real

♪ Then you wouldn't have to say

♪ That you love me

♪ Cos I already know

♪ What would you do

♪ If my heart was torn in two?

♪ More than words to show you feel

♪ That your love for me is real

♪ What would you say

♪ If I took those words away?

♪ Then you couldn't make things new

♪ Just by saying "I love you"

♪ La-di-da, da-da-da

♪ Di-dai-dai-da

♪ More than words

♪ La-di-da, da-da-da

♪ Hmm

♪ Saying "I love you"

♪ Is not the words

♪ That I want to hear from you

♪ La-di-da, da-da-da

♪ Ooh, ooh. ♪

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

ANNOUNCER: 'Kalimera.

'We have now arrived
in magical, mythical Crete.'

Alfie Blake,
First Officer Kate Woods.

Oh, the original '80s bad boy.
Strike a pose.

They're doing a spot check
on the ship.

Apparently, the inspector's
a bit of a Rottweiler.

Colin Smallwood.

I've been looking forward to this.

Chelsea Meadows.

Camera loved her
almost as much as I did.

Isn't Chelsea a famous recluse
these days?

Chelsea, darling. It's me, Alfie.

She does not wish to be found.

This was not an accident.

♪ You thought you'd run away now

♪ From the troubles in your life

♪ And watch a new horizon
In the sky

♪ But now the truth's
Caught up with you forever

♪ It's waiting for you

♪ In the deep blue. ♪