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01x11 - Dare Bears / Battle of the Bands

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Care Bears: Adventures in Care-a-lot". Aired: September 15, 2007 – November 2, 2010.*
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Focuses on the colorful bears' escapades and highlights how each one shares his or her unique way of caring with friends.

01x11 - Dare Bears / Battle of the Bands

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♪ We're the care bears

♪ We want you to know

♪ There's a place where we love to go ♪

♪ Follow us there

♪ We're gonna start the show ♪

♪ The caring never stops, you got a friend in care-a-lot ♪

- ♪ Ahh - ♪ care, 1, 2, 3

- ♪ Ahh - ♪ there's no place we'd rather be ♪

♪ We are the care bears

♪ We are the care bears

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Grumpy: oh, perfect timing, tenderheart.

- Why's that, grumpy?

- My latest invention,

And I want you to test it for me, tenderheart.

- Oh, I'm your bear!

- Dah, not that invention!

That one's not ready yet!

- Oh! It's not? What is it?

- Oh, you'll know when it's ready.

Now come here.

This is the invention I want you to test.

- Wow, that's great!

I think it's brilliant!

I...i...

- Have no idea what it is?

- None at all.

- These, my tenderhearted friend, are bouncy boots!

- Bouncy boots?

- Yep, give 'em a try!

- Doh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

These are awesome!

Doh, whoa, whoa!

Whoa! Oh-h*!

- Uh, um...

Take 'em outside.

It makes me dizzy watching you...bounce.

- Whoa!

Hey, funshine.

- Hey, tender...heart?

- Over here. - [Gasps] huh?

- Behind you.

[Giggles]

Wha--? Where--? How--?

Hey!

Whoa! Whoa!

- Hey, who wants a piggy back?

- Whoa! Tenderheart!

Those are some cool boots.

- They're perfect for daring moves.

- Then I dare you to jump over that hedge into care-a-lot park!

- You're on!

Both: whoa-a-a! [Laughs]

- [Laughs] these bouncy boots are the best ever!

- [Grunts]

All right, now I dare you to leap over that rainbow.

- Oh, that's pretty high... You're on!

Whoa!

[Yelling]

[Both groaning]

- Huh, hey!

- [Both laughing]

- Whoa! Thanks, cheer!

- Oh, that was close.

- Too close! You could have hurt yourselves!

- We were just having a little fun.

- You want to join us? We're taking dares!

- No way! Dares are a good way to turn a little fun

Into big trouble!

You'd better be careful.

- Oh, we will...

- Hmm, maybe we should take off grumpy's boots

And come up with some different dares.

- Fine by me!

I can handle any dare you throw at me.

What do you have in mind?

- Hmm. Well...

I dare you to secretly give someone a gift of bumbleberries.

- Hah, bumbleberries? You call that daring?

Yep. If the bear you're giving them to is...grizzle!

- You dare me to give grizzle a basket of bumbleberries?

- You aren't afraid, are you?

- No! I'm not afraid!

It's just--what if grizzle doesn't like bumbleberries?

Everyone loves bumbleberries.

Besides, you're the one who said

You could handle any dare I gave you!

- Huh.

Uh, ok. It's just a little dare.

I've done scary things before and it's been ok.

This is no different.

Once it's done I'll feel relieved.

- Is it my turn yet?

Oh, no, that's right,

It's still your turn, mr. Beaks.

Hmm! I knew we should have played tic-tac-toe.

- [Banging]

- Huh?

Who dares disturb me on game day?! Huh?

Well, what's this?

Bumbleberries?!

Who would have sent me bumbleberries?

Hey, wait a minute...

- [Both gasp]

-Oh, mr. Beaks, you shouldn't have!

Oh...heh heh, guess that's just more for me, huh?

[Laughs] mmm.

- That was great! Good job!

- Told you I'd do it.

- It was kinda scary just watching the dare,

Was it scary to do it?

- Yeah...i mean, no way!

It was just a little dare, right?

- Well, it's getting kind of late.

I was thinking maybe we should--

- Oh, no, you don't!

It's your turn, you have to do a dare to make it even!

- Ok, ok. What's the dare?

- Hmmm...it needs to be a good one.

- Grrr...fumbling didling dopers.

Oh!

- Oh, hey, grumpy.

Why so-- - [groaning]

- Uh, grumpy?

- I'm taking a walk to clear my head.

- Maybe this will help.

Want to catch some rays?

- No, thanks--whoa!

It's just my latest new invention's giving me a headache.

- The one under the sheet? When do I get to try it out?

- When I've worked out the kinks.

Until then, nobody's touching it!

- What?

- I know what your dare's gonna be.

I dare you to touch grumpy's latest new invention.

- Grumpy said it wasn't done yet,

And he'd be really angry and hurt if I touched it.

What if I break it?

- Uh, you're not gonna break it, you're just gonna touch it.

That is, unless you're scared?

- I'm not scared!

- Grumpy?

Anyone here?

- Tenderheart?

- Oh! Oh, uh, cheer. What are you doing?

- I heard grumpy was having trouble with his invention,

So I brought a basket of berries to cheer him up!

Hey, why is funshine in grumpy's workshop?

- To even things up.

- What "things?"

- My dare was to leave a gift of bumbleberries for grizzle, so--

- You did what?!

- Relax, it was just a dare.

- Tenderheart, dares make you do stupid things for the wrong reasons!

- Oh, I guess the only reason I did my dare

Was so funshine wouldn't think I was scared...

But I kinda was.

- See? What type of game is that for friends to play?

- [Sighs] you're right.

I don't want to make my friends feel that way.

- So what's funshine's dare?

- Oh, he's just has to touch grumpy's new invention.

Nothing big.

- Tenderheart, I overheard grumpy

Grumbling about that invention.

- So?

- He said it's touch activated!

- Ha! Nothing to it!

[Gasps] aah!

Aah!

Why do I suddenly feel like "oopsy bear"?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Ugh! Turn it off!!

I don't...know...how!

Grumpy, help!

- Funshine?!

Bumbling bumbletumblers!

You could get hurt!

And look what you're doing to the street!

[Gasps]

Hold on! I'm comin', funshine!

- Grumpy's the most daring bear of all!

- Will...you...hold...still?

- I'm...trying!

- [Gasps]

- [Grumpy groaning]

From now on, no more bouncing inventions.

[Sighs]

- I'm really sorry, grumpy.

- Hmph!

- I was wrong.

- I worked really hard on it.

Now it's broke.

Besides, I was worried you might get hurt.

Why'd you do it?

- [Sighs] I'm the one who came up with the stupid dare.

It's my fault, too.

- Well, I'm still not happy with you two,

But I'm glad nobody got hurt. Now no more dares!

- No more dares for these bears!

- I've got a new game you two can play instead.

It's called...

...clean up your mess!

[Music playing]

[Grizzle mumbling]

Bah!

Those sickening care bears and their sickening music!

Don't they know that I need my rest?!

- [Gasps]

- [Crowd cheering]

- ♪ Sometimes you have to look for clues ♪

♪ If you see your socks, you'll find your shoes ♪

♪ My advice is open up your eyes ♪

♪ Search low and high

♪ I'm looking, I'm looking ♪

♪ And I won't give up

♪ Nothing's ever lost forever

♪ If it's not here, well, it must be somewhere ♪

♪ Follow me, we'll look together ♪

♪ It's just gonna take some time ♪

[Cheers and applause]

- Harmony, you sounded great!

- [Giggles] you should have your own band!

- Oh, that's a great idea!

Why didn't we think of this before?

Let's start our own band!

- Yay! - That's a great idea!

- Oh, count me in!

- It'd be lovely if I could join, too!

- Listen to this! [Playing guitar]

- Oh, you're in!

- And I'll dance and sing! [Clears throat]

[Off-key] ♪ I am share bear!

♪ The one who cares and loves to share! ♪

Whoa!

So...am I in?!

- Uh, maybe next year.

- But I want to be part of the group!

It's not fair.

- Well, a band isn't just about the music.

- Yeah, we'll need help backstage.

- I could do that!

Would I still be part of the band?

- Absolutely!

- I say we call ourselves...

The "care bear honeys"!

Because we're sweet, and we stick together!

[Girls laugh]

- Ugh! Another band? More music?

That means more noise!

[Grumbling]

[Music playing]

[Song changes]

- [Grumbling]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

That's it!

I will break up that band if it's the last thing I do!

Ha.

- ♪ We are the care bears

♪ We are the care bears

♪ La la la la, la la la la la ♪

[All laugh]

- That was awesome!

- Oh, hello.

Are you new to care-a-lot?

- [Woman's voice] hi there, sugar pie.

I'm busybody bear, visiting my friend,

Um, bear brrbbrbly bear.

- Oh. Well, I don't know a brrbbrbly bear,

But welcome to care-a-lot.

I'm cheer bear.

- Hmm. Goodness gracious.

You gals have a lovely little old band.

You know, I overheard that harmony bear say

It's all because of her.

She says it's a good thing she's in charge,

Because that cheer bear would make a bad, bad bandleader.

- Really?

But harmony's my friend.

She'd never say something like that.

- Ha ha ha.

Whatever you say, sugar pie.

[Cackling]

- Hmm.

- And cheer said that when you sing,

You sound like a thunderwale with a sore throat. Ha ha!

- No! Cheer isn't nasty.

You must have misunderstood her.

- Oh, you're right.

She just said that you're bossy.

- [Gasps] she wouldn't say that!

Would she?

- [Grunting]

[Panting] and both cheer and harmony say

You two are useless in the band.

Whoo! Ah, it's really their show.

- What?!

No, that can't be right.

- Ooh, it doesn't sound like anything cheer or harmony would say.

- [Normal voice] of course it would, you silly care bear!

- Huh?

- [High-pitched voice] ahem, I mean, that's what I heard.

Ha ha.

[Normal voice] hmm hmm!

- A 1, 2, 3.

- Did you say I have a bad voice?

- And a good bandleader.

- You know, this is not the harmony and cheer show.

- Yeah! We're in it, too!

- Why are you fighting?

Let's talk this out.

- Fine. I'm mad.

I feel like I'm the bandleader, and a good one at that.

- Excuse me, but the band was my idea,

So that makes me the leader.

- [Gasps] so you did say I was a bad bandleader!

- No! I didn't!

[All talking at once]

[Music playing]

[Crowd cheering]

[Song ends]

- Hey, congratulations!

We can't wait to hear your big debut!

- Why are you just talking to cheer?

Don't the rest of us count?

- Uh, I was talking to all of you.

- Tell her, cheer.

- I'm not speaking to harmony.

Share, tell harmony that tenderheart was talking to all of us.

It's not all about her, you know.

- Share, tell them that it's all about

The love-a-lot and true heart show.

- Aren't you just one band?

All: we are!

- I have to get the rest of the equipment,

And when I come back,

We're gonna talk this out, together!

- [Giggling]

My plan to break up the band has worked!

I knew they'd believe all those "little old lies" I made up.

Ha ha ha! - Grizzle!

It's been you all along disguised as busybody bear!

- [Gasps] I don't know what you're talking about!

Tell them, mr. Beaks!

What do you mean, you don't know me?!

You...traitor!

- You made up all that gossip!

- Ha ha, that's right!

I did it to break up the band!

- Well, what you did was bad, and wrong,

And a lot of feelings got hurt!

- Oh, well, too bad.

- You're coming with me!

- Whoa, hey, watch it!

- Listen up, everyone.

You've all been fooled.

- Whoa!

- Wow!

Without the wig, busybody bear looks just like...grizzle!

- That's because she is grizzle!

He was trying to break up the band by spreading mean gossip!

And because you all listened to him, it worked!

- Look at the mess you made!

- Don't blame it all on me!

- He's right.

- [Gasps] I am?

- You all listened to him.

It takes two to spread silly, harmful gossip!

You guys really let me down.

I respected that you all were better singers and musicians than me,

And that's why I was happy to be part of the band,

Even if I couldn't be on stage.

But now, no one's happy.

- Share, you couldn't be more right.

Thanks for reminding us of what's important.

- Good friends...

- Good music... - And being a team.

After all...

All: we stick together!

- And that means all of us!

- Oh. This sickening display of friendship hurts!

- Are you sure it's not just the high heels you're wearing?

- Well, that, too.

And can I have my wig back?

[Grumbling]

You haven't seen the last of grizzle!

[Grumbling] I'll be back!

Ow, oooh, ow!

- [Laughter]

- And now, it's the band you've been waiting for--

The care bear honeys!

[Cheers and applause]

[Music playing]

♪ If you feel blue

♪ Wonder what you're gonna do

♪ Open up your eyes and look around ♪

♪ Fun is closer than you know

♪ It's right there underneath your nose ♪

♪ So watch the sights and listen to the sounds ♪

♪ 'Cause rain or shine

♪ Gonna have a good time with friends like yours ♪

♪ And buddies like mine

♪ We're the care bears

♪ We want you to know

♪ There's a place where we love to go ♪

♪ Follow us there

♪ We're gonna start the show ♪

♪ The caring never stops, you got a friend in care-a-lot ♪

- ♪ Ahh - ♪ care, 1, 2, 3

- ♪ Ahh - ♪ there's no place we'd rather be ♪

♪ We are the care bears

♪ We are the care bears

♪ We are the care bears

♪ We are the care bears