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08x23 - Savor the Veal: Parts 2

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "Who's the Boss?". Aired: September 20, 1984 – April 25, 1992.*
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Series follows Tony Micelli, a former Major League Baseball athlete who strives to raise his daughter, Samantha outside of the hectic nature of New York City and relocates her to Connecticut, where he works as a live-in housekeeper for a beautiful single advertising executive named Angela Bower.

08x23 - Savor the Veal: Parts 2

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NARRATOR: Last time
on
Who's the Boss...

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

This ain't just a job offer,
Angela.

It says--
says a "history teacher

and baseball coach," Angela.

And-- and they want me
for an interview in Iowa

on Friday. Oh, this is great.
This is--

Iowa?

Shall I, uh, put it on the door?

-Associate professor?
-Hmm.

Wow, I thought they'd start you
as a regular teacher.

What do you say, Tony?

[SIGHS] Well, uh...

I'm sorry, Dr. Graham.

For all these years
you've been putting your life

on hold for other people.

For other people's dreams
and now it's your turn.

Please... Tony, let me
do something for you.

Asso-- Associate professor
sounds pretty good, huh?

Sounds great.

NARRATOR: And now, the show.

Yep. Today's the day, Bobby.
I'm-- I'm moving to Iowa.

[LAUGHS] Yeah.

Ah, I'll miss you too.
Oh, this moving it's a drag.

I mean it's back breaking work.

No, no. I don't need any help.
I can do it myself. [LAUGHS]

Yeah, but tha-- thanks
for the offer, huh.

Hey, I'll see ya, huh.
Take care.

Hey, come on guys.
I'm on a schedule here.

Tony, look what I found.
Do you remember this jacket?

Oh! No.

Tony, it's the jacket you were
wearing eight years ago

when I first opened the door
and saw you

-standing there. You were...
-Oh, yeah. Yeah.

...so cute. So eager
to impress me.

Yeah, that's right.
That's right.

[GASPS] Oh, and you-- you were
dressed in that ratty robe

with your hair in the towel.

You looked like you had
a head injury.

Okay, moment's over.

-Just-- Just trying to remember.
-Okay. I packed you some stuff

-for your trip.
-What do you got?

We have sandwiches,
carrot sticks, fruit,

-and Sinatra tapes.
-Woah,

-Frank and Nancy. [CHUCKLES]
-[LAUGHS]

Now, I want you to drive
carefully. Don't pick up

any strangers on the way there
and call me

-as soon as you get there.
-[SIGHS] Sam, Sam.

I-- I think you got this
backwards now.

Because I am the father
and you are the kid.

I know I'm gonna miss you
so much, Daddy.

[SOBS] I'm gonna miss
you too, Sam.

-Oh.
-[SOBS]

I can't believe he's leaving
after all these years.

Oh, Mona. You're gonna
miss me too, huh?

No. Carson.

Late night is never

-going to be the same.
-[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Oh, of course I'm gonna
miss you. Give me a hug.

You big lug, you. [LAUGHS]

Psst. We're still gonna be
seeing a lot of him.

Yeah, yeah. We got it
all figured out

I'm gonna be visting you.
You're gonna be visiting me.

Yeah, sure you will.
Well,

it was a nice relationship
while it lasted.

Wait, wha-- What's
that supposed to mean?

Well, I mean that you've
finally gotten together

after eight years. And, now
you're moving to butthead Iowa.

-It's Branford, Iowa.
-Whatever.

It's still a butthead move.

There, there. I thought
you supported this.

Well, yeah. I-- I did but see,
now I'm getting worried

because you two are gonna
be living a lot more

-than a hallway apart.
-Not necessarily.

Just think of it
as a really big hallway.

Nine states wide
with the sky as the ceiling,

and the fields as the carpet.

And your bedroom
as death valley.

Just ignore that skeptic. Yeah,
Angela and I can maintain

the same close and intimate
relationship we've always had.

In fact let me tell you
something.

We could do it over the phone.

-Tragically enough, that's true.
-Oh.

You're going-- you're going,
boy. You're gonna go.

-Okay. Anything else?
-Yeah, well, there's just

a few more things.
What do you say, everybody

-grab something, okay?
-All right.

Okay. Angela, I-- I'll get
your carry-on.

-Sam, you got that?
-SAM: Yep, got it.

Okay, okay.

Uh, Tony, can I talk to you
for a second.

Uh, yeah sure, Jonathan.
What's on your mind?

[SIGHS] Well, I just wanted
to let you know...

that I'm gonna miss you.

It's been good having you around
and you've been like...

like a dad.

Oh. Oh, Jonathan, that's--

Now that's really-- That's nice
of you to say, Jonathan.

I-- I appreciate that.
Hey, I'm--

I'm gonna miss you too. This--
This isn't easy, Jonathan.

Oh, well at least Mom's gonna
help you get settled.

Yeah. It'll make life
a lot easier, huh?

Yeah, for me. I mean 14 rooms
and a grandmother

who likes to party
more than I do.

Keep her. Do you hear me?
Keep her.

What? A love of a son,
it's a touching thing.

Get out there.

-You comin'?
-Yeah, well, I-- Yeah.

I'll be right there. I just
gotta do one-- one thing.

For the last time.

Hank, are the taillights
hooked up yet?

HANK: Not yet.

Oh, I don't think
this is tight enough.

All right. Hit the brakes,
Jonathan.

-Perfect.
-How you doing out here, guys?

Hey, you're packed,
you're gassed,

-you're ready
-All right, all right.

Oh, Tony.

First you leave Brooklyn,
then the entire

-Eastern Seaboard.
-Oh, it's all right,

Mrs. Rossini. Yeah,
I'm just going out there

-to teach for a year.
-Well, you still need these.

-A gallon of olive oil.
-Okay, all right.

-And this.
-Oh, wha-- what's this?

Name of the other Italian
in Iowa.

All right. Okay.
Come on, Angela.

What do you say, you ready?
Let's move it?

-Let's move it.
-Idaho, here we come.

Angela, Angela wait a minute.
It's Iowa.

Oh. That really changes
our rest stops.

I know.

-I just get the names confused.
-I know.

-Iowa, Iowa, Iowa.
-Iowa, Iowa.

Okay. All right. Come on.
Let's get going.

Let's get going here.

-All right, I got my--
-Drive carefully.

I've got my olive oil, huh.

-Goodbye, baby.
-Bye, Dad.

All right. Okay.

-Hey, you take care of yourself.
-All right.

-Bye, Mona. Okay. Bye.
-You behave yourself.

-Be careful!
-MONA: Call as soon
as you get there.

-Yeah, I will. I will.
-Send us some meatballs!

-[DOOR CLOSES]
-[ENGINE REVS]

-Bye!
-Okay, huh.

Here we go, Angela.
A new beginning.

I think it's going to be great.
[INHALES, EXHALES]

Well... [SIGHS] ...the town may
not be called butthead now...

but it will be
when he gets there.

[♪♪♪]

♪ There's a time for love
And a time for livin' ♪


♪ Take a chance
And face the wind ♪


♪ An open road
And a road that's hidden ♪


♪ A brand new life
Around the bend ♪


♪ There were times ♪

♪ I lost a dream or two ♪

♪ Found the trail ♪

♪ And at the end was you ♪

♪ There's a path you take
And a path not taken ♪


♪ The choice is up to you
My friend ♪


♪ Nights are long
But you might awaken ♪


♪ To a brand-new life
A brand-new life ♪


♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪


[♪♪♪]

All right-- All right now,
Angela.


Now, don't-- don't have too
high an expectation.

It's just a small school...

with a big budget.

Wow, look at this place.

Wha-- Are you sure they gave you
the right apartment?

Yeah, I think so.

Oh! [CHUCKLES]

Do they know how to take care
of their coaches or what?

-I'll say.
-[LAUGHS]

Oh, and look at that view.

Oh, wow.

Idaho's flat.

-Iowa, Iowa, Iowa.
-All right, all right.

You're gonna get it.
You're gonna get it.

You're gonna get it. Okay,
so, wha-- what do you think

-of the place?
-I think it's perfect.

Well, yeah except for--
except for one thing. Hang on.

Hey! [CHUCKLES]

Now... I'm home.

Oh, how does it feel
to have your own place?

It feels nice. It feels nice.
I mean, but I think--

I think it's gonna take me
a little while to get

-used to it. You know, it's--
-Well,

Let me show you
one of the benefits.

Okay, you're all hooked up.

Wait a minute.
Who-- who are you?

Ned.

No, I mean, what are you
doing here?

Phone man.
I hooked up your line.

Oh! Well, thank you.
Thank-- Well, listen I'm--

Tony Micelli, new
history professor
and baseball coach.

-[CHUCKLES]
-Born in Brooklyn,

played
for the St. Louis Cardinals

Catch phrase,
"Oh, hey! Hey, oh!"

They really check you out
when they put a phone in here.

No, no, no. Everybody's
talking about

-the new baseball coach.
-Oh!

-Listen to that. You're famous.
-Yeah. [LAUGHS]

Yeah. You see, we take
Wells' College sports...

-very seriously.
-Oh, right.

-[LAUGHS]
-Listen, I put a phone

in the bedroom and a line
in the kitchen.

Just like Coach Snyder
had at... [SNIFFS]

-...no extra charge.
-Oh.

Thanks, Ned. I think I'm gonna--
I'm gonna like

-being coach around here, huh?
-[CHUCKLES] You'll love it...

as long as you win.

What-- what happens if you lose?

[LAUGHS] You're kidding, right?

Uh, tell me, Ned. What-- what
did happen to Coach Snyder?

[SCOFFS] He lost.

Oh, so-- so he like,
he transferred

-to another school, huh?
-[LAUGHS]

You're funny, coach. [LAUGHS]

Could you-- could you--
could you make this

-an unlisted number there, Ned?
-[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

DR. GRAHAM: Hello!

-H-- Hey, you made good time.
-Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Mark of a winner.

Yeah. [CHUCKLES] Well, uh,
thank you, Dr. Graham.

Hey, the place is great,
you know.

And I tell you it's kinda hard
to understand why, you know,

Coach Snyder would--
would leave.

-Health problems.
-[LAUGHS]

Anyway, I'm glad you like
your place. Uh, where did--

where'd Candy go?

-Who?
-Your new secretary.

-Candy?
-Oh, you'll love her.

A former Miss Iowa
and a real farmer's daughter,

-if you know what I mean.
-[LAUGHS] Oh, I know! Yeah.

-She'll help you get settled.
-Great. [CHUCKLES]

I don't think so.

I don't either.

Sorry. I had to get the cookies
out of the trunk.

Candy?

-Yes, you must be--
-Very pleased to meet you.

Hi, Candy,
I'm-- I'm Tony Micelli.

Uh, so, uh, ya-- you were
a Miss Iowa, huh?



I can see. I can see. [CHUCKLES]

So, you ready to go
and get set up in your office?

Well, to tell you the truth,
Dr. Graham,

-I just got here--
-That's the spirit!

We've got a lot of work to do.

Now, Candy will show you
the ropes

and introduce you to everybody.

[CHUCKLES] They're all anxious
to meet the guy

who's going to win, win, win.

[LAUGHS] Health problems!
[LAUGHS]

Well, I-- I guess I could
go down there, sure.

Uh, are you gonna be okay here,
Angela?

I'll be fine. I'll just start
unpacking.

-Don't you worry about me.
-All right, I'll see you later.

Okay. Bye-bye.

-[SCREAMS]
-TONY: What is it?

Well, of course he had
health problems.

They set him on fire.

-Angela!
-Over here!

Gee, I'm sorry I'm so late.
But I had such a great day.

You know, it was-- it was
so exciting. It was so fast.

I mean, Iowa-- Iowa is...
[LAUGHS]

Unbelievable. Hey, you got
a lot done here.

Yeah and I'm starving.

Hey, what do you say I change
and we go out to dinner, okay?

Um, I hear this one restaurant
in town

-is supposed to be fabulous.
-Really? Which one?

The one restaurant in town.

No, no, I wish I could,
but I-- you know I gotta do

my lesson plan for Monday
and then I also have to review

all these tapes
of the players here.

Oh, do you have to do
that tonight?

Well, if-- if I wanna win
and I wanna win.

-Yeah, I understand.
-Ah, now, wait a minute,

wait a minute. We can do both.
We can do both.

We'll go out to dinner and, uh--
and then-- then I'll do my work,

-okay?
-Oh, great. I'll go change.

Okay, go ahead.

-[TELEPHONE RINGING]
-I'll get it.

Hello. Oh, hi, Mother.

No. The corn is not as high
as an elephant's eye.

No, it's not that high, either.

Ah!

[CHUCKLES]
So, how are things back there?

Jonathan's fine, Sam's fine,
I'm fine.

-How are things at work?
-Boy, bad news travels fast.

-What's wrong?
-Well, Mr. Henderson

hates the new ad campaign.
He's demanding to see you

first thing tomorrow morning.

Oh, gee, well, maybe-- maybe
I can come back a day earlier.

No. No, I'm not rushing back
for every little problem.

Tony needs me.

You tell Henderson I'll see him
when I get back.

Mother, I've got to go change.

Tony and I are going out
for dinner.

Thanks for the call. Buh-bye.

[TELEPHONE CLANKS]

Tony, I'll be ready
in five minutes.

Tony?

-Tony?
-I'll win the next one!

Don't burn me!

[♪♪♪]

I-- I can't believe it, Angela.
Our first weekend together

and I'm buried in tapes
and books.

Stop it.

I will not have you
feeling guilty

for ignoring and neglecting me.

What-- What I mean is,

there'll be plenty
of other weekends.

-Trust me. It'll be fine.
-Yeah, yeah. You're right.

-It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
-Final boarding call

for flight 110 to Chicago.

Yeah, well,
except the leaving part.

Oh, Tony, that's the best part.

All those long, lingering kisses
at the airport.

Yeah, well, I s-- I still hate
to see you go

because you know I-- I have
a terrible premonition.

What? That something's gonna
happen to my plane?

No, that I'm gonna be so lonely.

Oh, Tony, you're gonna be
in Connecticut

in three short weeks.

Okay, now somebody owes me
a memorable goodbye.

Oh, yeah. [CHUCKLES]
Oh, no, wait a minute.

Is that the weekend of the 20th?

-Yes, it is.
-[SCOFFS] That's alumni weekend,

Angela. I have to be here.
I didn't-- I didn't know that

when-- when we made the plans,

-you know.
-That's okay, that's okay.

We'll do it
the following weekend.

Okay, yeah. If I can change
my reservation.
Here, let me try.

Excuse me, Miss, uh,
I'm-- I'm Tony Micelli.

Could you change
my flight on the 18th

to the following weekend?

-Of course, sir. No problem.
-Thank you, huh.

-Iowa, pretty good. [CHUCKLES]
-That'll be an additional


Wait. I-- I-- I don't want
to buy the plane.

Sir, you're on
a Supersaver fare

and the cut-off time
was noon today.

We have to charge you
the full fare.

But that-- that was only
two hours ago.

Tony, my plane's leaving.

-I've got to go.
-All right, just one--
one second.

Come on, give me a break.
Two hours, two hours.

If we do it for you,
we have to do it for everyone.

Who? Who everyone?
Who everyone? There's nobody--

get out of here.
There's nobody here.

Tony, I-- I'm here,
but I've got to go.

All right, Angela. One-- one--
one second, Angela.

Listen-- Let me explain
something to you.

My fiance and I,

we'll be doing a lot of flying
back and forth this year,

you know. And-- and If you don't
treat us well,

we-- we're just not gonna
use this airline.

We're the only ones
who fly this route.

Buy you a drink?

Um, okay, fine.
I'll pay the money.

I'll pay the money
because it's worth anything

to spend time with you, Angela.

-Angela?
-I think she left, sir.

Oh, great. Great, you think--
you think she left?

Oh, are you happy now?
Are you happy?

You ruined my romantic goodbye.

I mean-- I mean,
you-- you're so caught up

in your little-- your little
corporate world, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean-- I mean--

You're ju-- You're just--
You're just-- You're just

so caught up with your rules
and your regulations.

Just once, can't you people show
a little warmth and compassion?

[GRUNTS]

That warm enough for you, sir?

Way to go. Now everyone's gonna
want one.

[♪♪♪]

That was a great game, Tony.
I never saw the boys look

so sharp. What did you say
to them?

Well, I-- I told them
to do good.
I didn't want to die.

-Come on.
-No, no. I'm serious.

I'm serious. You know, I've had
a lot of olive oil in my life.

I'm highly combustible.

Well, you should be feeling
very good about yourself.

You've been doing a great job
on the field

and in the classroom.

Oh, thank you. Thank you
very much, Dr. Graham.

Look, uh, I'm having
a little party tonight.

-Why don't you come?
-Oh, I'd-- I'd love to,

Dr. Graham, but you know,
I'm beat. And you know, I--

-I got a couple of things
I'd like to do.
-And you wanna talk to Angela.

-[CHUCKLES]
-As soon as possible, sir.

-[CHUCKLES]
-I'm sure she'll be thrilled

to hear that you won
your first game.

-[BOTH CHEER]
-[TONY LAUGHS]

Yes, sir.

-[EXHALES]
-[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[CONTINUES RINGING]

-Hello, hello? [GRUNTS]
-Hi. How you doing?

-Oh, hi, Tony.
-How does he know?

How does he always know?

So, Tony, how are things
going with you?

Oh, they're great.
They're great, uh,

let me-- let me speak
to Angela, please.

-She's not here.
-Wha-- What do you mean

she's not there.
It's Thursday night at 6:30.

-She's always there.
-Not tonight.

She's... out.

She's out? What do you mean,
she's out?

[STUTTERS] But, I got news.

Uh, well, she went to a party
with Henderson.

He loved the new campaign.

Oh, well, that's great.
That's great.

I mean, look at that she had
news, and she didn't tell me.

Yeah, I'm sure she was gonna
tell you.

I could've gone to a party
myself tonight, you know.

Oh, was that your news?

No, it was better than that.
But listen, I'm gonna--

I'm gonna call back tomorrow
and, maybe she'll be there then.

Look, Tony, I know
what you're going through,

But cheer up. This is typical
of a long-distance relationship.

You call. She's not there.

She's out with some rich,
handsome client


at a party,
doing god knows what--


-Hank.
-And you,
you're a thousand miles away.

There is nothing
you can do about it.

Yeah, except hang up.
Goodbye, Hank.

Was that my news?

Angela, I thought you were going
to the airport to pick up Tony.

No, no. Sam went. She hasn't
seen him very much lately.

But when he walks through
that door, he's all mine.

-[CHUCKLES]
-ANGELA: Tony!

Don't kiss me. I'm gonna vomit.

How often you've
heard those words.

He's got the stomach flu.

Oh, no, Tony.
If you weren't feeling well,

-why did you come?
-Oh, because it's been

three weeks, Angela and I--
and I missed you so-- And I--

It would've k*lled me to spend
another 400 on a Supersaver.

Now, you know you really
shouldn't fly when you're sick.

-It must've been horrible.
-Oh, yeah, yeah.

But it was a lot worse
on the guy sitting next to me.

But I-- But-- But I-- I didn't
feel that bad when I left.

And-- And I knew seeing you
would make me feel a lot better.

-Oh, Tony--
-Excuse me!

So, how long have you
had this gift?

Oh! I feel so much better.
I really do. I really do.

You know, it feels great
to feel great. [GIGGLES]

We're very happy for you, Tony.

Yeah, thanks so much
for bringing us a little

-something from Iowa.
-Yeah.

Well, I do feel terrible about
leaving you guys like this.

-It's okay, Dad. Go.
-Well, I-- I hate to infect

and run. But I've got
a plane to catch, you know.

Um, hey, Angela, give me

-a kiss.
-No, no, no. We'll just keep

giving it back and forth
to each other.

Oh, yeah, yeah. You're right,
you're right. All right, look--

look, I'll see you
in a couple of weeks.

Um, uh, take care, guys.
And, oh, by the way, Angela,

you're out of toilet paper.

Oh, Angela, I'm so happy.
We're finally together.

We're healthy. We're alone.
[GIGGLING]

-They lost my luggage.
-[GIGGLING]

Yeah, but-- but they're going
to find it, Angela.

-They're going to find it.
-Well, maybe
they found it already.

I'm going to call them.

You know, uh, Angela.

You know why
I think they lost your clothes?

-Why's that?
-Kismet. [LAUGHS]

-Tony, that's--
that's very sweet.
-[TONY CHUCKLES]

N-- No! Don't put me on hold!

-Oh, no. Country music.
-Oh? Let me hear.

Ooh, hey, that's Clint Black.
I just bought two of his CDs.

He-- Hello? Yes, uh, the name
is Bower.

No, do-- don't put me on hold!

Oh, I love this song.

It's-- It's about a Brahma bull
and a rodeo clown.

-What have they done to you?
-Hey, this stuff grows on you.

Listen-- Listen to this. Listen.

"There's a hoof where

-my heart used to be"?
-Oh, I love that one.

That's a good one,
that's a good one.

That's charming. How long
are they gonna take?

All right, take it easy, Angela.
Remember this is Iowa.

We do things
a little slower here.
But you know once

you get into the rhythm,
it's pretty cool.

Well, I'll relax when
I get my luggage.

I lost my make-up, my clothes,
my portfolio.

I had all my layouts in there.

Oh, hey. Hey, oh. Are you saying
you were bringing work here?

Well, yeah. So, I had
a few things I had to do.

Well, I had a few things I had
to do too but I cleared

my schedule. This was
supposed to be our weekend.

Well, actually last weekend
was supposed to be our weekend,

but when you got me sick,
we had to change our schedule,

-and so I fell behind.
-Oh, so you're saying

this is my fault?

No. No, I'm just saying
that I had a really good reason

for bringing my work. Hello,
could somebody please

-pick up this phone?
-Oh, this is gonna be fun.

-What is that supposed to mean?
-Well, I mean, you know

you-- you get off the plane,
you're already in a bad mood,

you're trashing the airline
all the way home.

[STUTTERS] You get right
on the phone.

You won't even kiss me,

and you're making fun
of my music.

Fine. Tell you what.

You like the music so much,
you stay on hold.

Okay, fine.

Oh, oh, h*, h*. Buck Owens.
[LAUGHS]

Ooh, with Dwight Yoakam.
Their new one.

[HUMMING]

I know history's tough, Wendell.
But--

Oh, wait a minute. You-- you
play football, right, Wendell?

-Uh-huh.
-Good, good. Good.

Le-- Let's just try that.
Let's try that.

Okay, now, look. The defensive
line are the Germans, okay?

The quarterback is Poland.

All right, now.
The ball is hiked.

The middle linebacker
come crashing to the line

and sacks the quarterback.
What's that called?

-A blitz.
-[BANGS, CLAPS]

-Bingo! Way to go, Wendell.
Okay, now,

the German invasion of Poland
was called the...

Defensive rush.

That's c-- That's close though.

That's close, Wendell.
That's close.

Look, you-- you're trying. We--
We'll work on this tomorrow.

You know, Mr. Micelli,
of all my teachers,

-you're the best.
-Oh, thank you, Wendell.

Of-- of all my students, uh,
you got the, uh, thickest neck.

-[CHUCKLES] Gee, thanks.
-Oh.

-Great news, Tony.
-Yeah?

That high school
all-american you're recruiting?

He's coming to campus

-on Saturday.
-That's great, the--

Wait a minute. Except I'm
not gonna be here this Saturday.

That's my weekend
to go see Angela.
And I-- I'd hate to miss it.

Because last time you know
she was here we--

We fought the whole time
she was here

and we didn't make up till
she was just ready to go.

-You know what your problem is?
-Yeah, yeah. I got big lips,

but they don't reach
to Connecticut.

That's right.
You're too far apart.

And the-- when you do get
together, your expectations

are so high that
if one little thing goes wrong,

spoils everything.

You know something, Candy.
You're a 100 percent right.

But what do we do?
What do we do?

Surprise her, you little goose.
That way, there won't be

any expectations. Just show up
at the door, grab that girl,

and play a little tonsil hockey.

Candy! Tonsil hockey? Yeah,
you know what, it's a good idea.

Hey, you're the greatest, Candy.
[SMOOCHES]

You'll always be Miss Iowa
to me. [CHUCKLES]

I can still squeeze into
my bathing suit. You wanna see?

Well, uh, no-- not if we're
going to make the plane.

[CHUCKLES]

-Trust me. Women love
the unexpected.
-I know, you're right.

You're right. I can't wait
to surprise Angela. [CHUCKLES]

Anyway, I just couldn't wait
another two weeks to see him.

[GASPS] I couldn't wait
to see Tony.

I had to surprise him.

Oh, he's go-- [GASPS]
You know, what I should do?

I should call his landlord
and have them

let me into the apartment.
That would really sur--

Oh, I'm sorry. I've been chewing
your ear off the whole flight.

-You've been so sweet to listen.
-Hey, you know, no problem.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey,
the last seat on the plane.

Is fate on my side, or what?
[CHUCKLES]

Uh-oh, I forgot to call
Dr. Graham and tell him

-you're gonna be out of town.
-Oh, that's all right, Candy.

I should do that myself.
All right. I'll be right back.

I'll make that call, hang on.
Hang on.

All set. Okay... [CHUCKLES]
...all right.

I'll see you in a couple
of days. Oh, wait a minute.

I f-- forgot my carry-on.

-Oh, here it is.
-[INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT]

Okay,

Say hi to Angela for me.

Oh, hi, Angela.

-Candy.
-What are you doing here?

I came to see, Tony.

Oh, dear. He just went
to see you.

Oh, no. Oh, no! Wait, Tony,
don't leave me here in Idaho!

-Iowa!
-Iowa!

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