01x12 - WWF is in the House!

[bunniefuu]

Previously on the real

World...

We can say as much as we want

About being quiet,

And it ain't gonna happen.

If I don't k*ll eric first,

Andre will.

Actually, I don't even want

To k*ll him.

I just want to choke him.

Pow.

And the first thing I hear

Is, you know, "julie, you know,

You need to talk to heather.

She's gonna be arrested.

She hit some girl."

She hit me first.

I don't come to a party

To be physically attacked.

In my face with a cup.

Do you see my mouth?

The woman was rude to her,

And heather let her know

You don't act rude towards

Heather b.

This is the true story...

True story.

Of seven strangers...

[Laughter]

Picked to live in a loft...

And have their lives taped...

To find out what happens...

What?

When people stop

Being polite...

Could you get the phone?

And start getting real.

The real world.

[Dog barks]

[Bumping hip-hop music]

♪

Where are they take--

Where are they going with her?

Where they going?

Stop them and find out

Where they're going with her.

We driving down to the

Corner, we exchange.

I gave all my information.

I told her, you know, I was

A rapper.

And she asked me how I started

Rapping, and I told her

About the group.

And she finally exchanged,

You know, the name and the

Number of the other woman.

And I never pressed charges

Because I found out that she

Didn't press charges against me.

But, you know, she just wanted

Me to apologize to her

And pay for any damages

That was done to her.

Of course, I just told her

To break out and get out

My face, 'cause I wasn't trying

To hit her.

Well--

I think we're riling heather

A little bit.

No, it's not that.

But she hit me.

You know what I'm saying?

It's not about no words.

It wasn't about, she said she

Called me a b*tch.

I've been called worse.

It wasn't about being called

A b*tch.

She hit me, and that's why

I hit her.

[Bumping hip-hop music]

♪

Keisha, I have to do another

Album.

I have to do at least

Another six songs.

I don't have an official

Release date.

So we could go--i mean,

It could come out in a month.

It could come out

In another year.

I don't know.

[Bumping hip-hop music]

♪

That's whack.

I mean, I just--i can't even

Think about this no more.

♪ Everything must remain

♪ Intellectual

♪ Unless it comes down

♪ To getting physical

♪ 'Cause I lose my mind ♪

♪ Then I go for mine

♪ When I find you're trying ♪

♪ To be the epitome

♪ Pound for pound

♪ The hardest female in town

♪ Your town my town

♪ It's chill town ♪

Come again.

That was kind of fresh,

Actually.

Oh, all right.

You run out.

I--today's not my day.

Every day with heather

Is not my day.

Come on and get it back!

You just, like, stopped

For no reason.

I just sucked this air.

Zhoop!

Your brain.

Your attention span.

I know.

It's something funny right

There.

I don't know.

It's important to just have

Hungry people working with you,

You know?

Make sure they not too big

Of a big shot because they

Become lazy and they don't want

To do anything.

You know, always stay on top

Of what you doing.

I wish it was a matter

Of me not saying what's wrong

With me, 'cause everyone knows

Exactly what's wrong with me.

But it's just, they don't care.

Who doesn't care?

The people at the record

Company--they don't care.

I care.

Thank you, andre.

Maybe some day I'll be

Working at your record company.

[Laughs]

[Grungy rock music]

♪

We're making a video,

And it's for the song

Lazy bones.

It's just--it's kind of about

Being broke and, uh...

And not knowing what to do

About it.

And therefore just not even

Worrying about it, actually.

It's about worry.

It's about worrying about

How much you're worrying

About it.

Real simple.

I just want you--right

As you're passing this thing,

That's when I come out,

"Outside!"

You know, and then you come up

Into it.

Okay, cool.

Let me see how that looks here.

I think we're gonna be

Returning bottles to try

And make up for the money

That, you know--

It's not a big, high-paying gig.

♪ Outside my window

♪ I hear the average

♪ That whine

♪ You're so wanted ♪

♪ A stick in drudge

♪ Half are friends of mine

♪ Let's fall down ♪

♪ On the dirty floor

♪ I think about how the night

The song's one of our oldest

Songs, and the video is us

Today.

We're just sh**ting it

In our house.

We're sh**ting it in our porch.

We're taking you to

Our favorite bar that we hang

Out.

You know, things that really

Happen in that disgusting

House of ours.

Keep it that way.

That's it.

We're gonna do this whole thing

And pretend dean was kidnapped.

His parents would pay at least--

[Laughter]

At least $ million to get him

Back.

Send them a ransom note.

"I've got your son."

We can make it awesome, dude.

[Laughter]

Kick out that -milimeter

Film.

That's right.

♪ Every time I turn around

♪ Another one gets away

♪ And if it was you and me

♪ It just wouldn't be the same ♪

♪ All the crazy forces

♪ And all the wild rakes

♪ Every time I turn around

♪ Another one escapes

[Acoustic rock music]

♪

Andre.

Yo.

Don't hate me 'cause I'm

Beautiful.

Ah, don't worry about it.

I don't hate you.

All right.

Yo, we gonna get loose

Tonight, heather?

Eric, what I told you earlier

Today?

I don't like you, right?

Well, just pretend that I'm

Not here.

Naw, I can't do that

'Cause I always hear this voice.

I just won't talk anymore.

You know, whenever you're here,

I won't talk.

All right.

"Now, as a new mother,

I really appreciate both...

[Chuckles]

Both the added energy

And knowing that the u.s.

Surgeon generals recommends

Increased consumption

Of complex carbohydrates."

I guess I just think it's

A shame that I know there's more

To you than the ingrediences

On these boxes.

You know that.

And i--and I like what I

Know, and I just want everyone

To have that opportunity.

Well, I don't want everybody

To know that.

Why?

'Cause then people take

Advantage of me.

It's happened to me

Plenty of times.

That's--

I'm a very--

Put it this way--

I am--i'm a very sensitive

Person.

Eric, what I told you earlier

Today, I don't like you, right?

Very sensitive person.

And if I allow people

To see what's inside of me

And what I'm really about,

And I'm friends with them

And I live with them

And they know what I'm about--

Like, for instance,

I am very nice to somebody.

If they want to use my phone,

I say, "fine, use my phone."

But as you noticed,

People abuse that.

And I don't like people--

I don't like somebody for that.

They abused that privilege,

You know, because they took

Advantage of me because I'm

Nice, 'cause they know--

[Phone rings]

'Cause they know that if I say--

Give me that phone.

Hello?

"Hello, is julie there?"

Cool.

Heather and eric's

Relationship is--

I mean, there's no way that

You can get too involved in it

Because it's just like watching

A rollercoaster.

It's up, it's down,

It's everywhere.

And, you know, it's great

When it's up, and it's terrible

When it's down.

[Splashing]

[Cat growling]

The cat knocked over

A bottle of my vitamins.

The cat will die tonight.

The cat will die tonight.

All I'm saying is,

Whatever y'all do to my cat,

It go back to y'all.

I'm gonna turn that cat

Into a mat.

Y'all go out the same way

Smokey go out.

All right.

How's that rhyme sound,

Ms. Rapper?

We'll have a mat that say,

"Amish park."

I mean, where you from?

Ocean township.

Where you from, andre?

We'll make mats

Out of all of y'all.

Don't [bleep] with my cat.

I'm just gonna t*rture it

Day-by-day, put some rubber

Bands around its ears.

I'll do it to your sister.

In it's mouth,

Out through the back.

I'll put rubber bands

Around kim.

Keep messing with my family,

And you'll get the cat.

Whatever.

We'll see who mean it.

Yeah--

[Dog barking]

Yo!

[Dog barking]

Gouda!

Come on.

You apologize?

[Dog barking]

I need to just handle

Everything by myself

From here on out.

My career, my everything.

Just handle it by myself

Here on out instead of waiting

For other people.

It's been a rough week

On everybody.

I'm trying to get my record

Out.

So from this point on,

I'm saying [bleep] everybody

And I'm doing everything

On my own.

♪ Female rappers

♪ Usually feel uptight

♪ 'Cause rhyme I say ♪

♪ Or recite, I write

♪ I'm not the one ♪

♪ But you are the one

♪ So get with it

♪ Heather b. Will stop

♪ A h* in a minute

And my concern is getting

My record out.

Period point-blank.

They got they own--

We get around you

And we get to you.

So I really wish, you know--

This is just taking longer

And it's frustrating

And it's aggravating.

♪ Me coming soft

♪ That's what you figure ♪

♪ But I'm hitting hard ♪

♪ Like a brooklyn [...]

♪ You want to battle me

♪ You want to see me

♪ Come alone

♪ 'Cause I'll send that a*s ♪

♪ Back home with company

I mean, I was thinking

The other day when me and you

Was on the phone,

You say you don't care

About nothing,

And I say why I don't,

You know what I'm saying,

'Cause I got other things

On my mind.

I got to pay my rent.

I got to live.

[Grungy rock music]

♪

Is there a way we can

Put a...

In that timeframe,

Use both the footage

That we tried--

The one of dean

And then go back to bob?

Yeah.

The first thing I thought

About making a video was that

I hate videos.

You know, I think they're

A farce.

You know, trying to make

Someone out to be something

They're obviously not.

So we went for a real--

We went for, this is us.

♪ Outside my window

We edited.

We spent a lot of time

Doing the editing.

: Left.

I had the log of all the footage

That we had shot.

It was fun.

I loved the outside footage.

I had no idea that the super

Would--it just looked great.

We got a lot of freaks

In there too.

The guy who spits out his teeth

At you, that's our neighbor.

That's d*ck gallagher.

Quite a guy.

So how was everybody's

Weekend?

It was [bleep].

[Laughter]

So what did you do this

Weekend?

Well, got a ride home

Friday afternoon.

Julie and I went for--

Went to my house on friday.

[Belches]

Ooh.

That felt good.

That was wet.

That felt good.

I mean, that's better than

Orgasm.

You know what I find

Is interesting about this group

Of people, is that when somebody

Asks what you did last weekend

Or what you did today,

And they just ask the question,

And then they go into another

World and they don't pay

Attention to what

That person was saying.

I was just trying to start off--

Start something off,

And nobody was interested.

That's why, like, I get--

I'm getting fed up with this

Place.

I mean, you know, it's just like

Nobody really--like, I don't

Even know how to explain it.

I've had enough.

I'm just ready to go home.

Bye, eric.

One more month, eric.

You need any help packing?

Oh, come on, you know.

We talking about honey

And things, and he talking

About he want to go.

Go.

I think that heather

Has the most problems

Out of all of us in this loft.

Eric, he is the center

Of most problems around here.

I don't think she has

Any feelings about anything now.

He complains the most

And says the least.

I mean, I used to like

Heather a little bit

In the beginning,

But I don't even like her now.

Oh, give him a break,

Heather.

I ain't--what?

I ain't say nothing to him.

You're hard on him.

[Scoffs]

He said he he wanted to go

Home, I said bye.

Eric.

Eric.

Damn.

So what?

I said to him, "go home if

You"--

I mean, ain't like

Others really hurt his feelings

To the point where he really

Gonna go home and--please.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

[Chuckles]

He is a big baby.

All the [...] He say to people,

All the [...] He did,

That's what makes you act

Like that and be so uptight

And so fed up?

Break the [bleep] out.

This whole experience

Is just getting to me big-time.

Eric need too much attention.

He is a big baby.

He need to grow up.

I just--it builds up inside

Of me.

Let me grab my jacket

And we'll go walk.

No, I want to go by myself.

Why? No, come on.

I do.

I really don't want to talk

About it.

Why?

Because I just want to be by

Myself.

So you can go off

And you're just gonna put up

Your--you know, build up your

Strength again and come in

And be immune for as long as you

Can.

I just want to go for a walk

By myself.

If you want to go for a walk,

When I get back we will.

But right now I want to be

By myself.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Okay, bye.

All right. Thanks.

Heather and eric have a very

Strange relationship.

I don't feel like they're ever

Gonna be on the best of terms,

And I think they could be.

It's just a lot of stress

Living together.

You know, you're really forced

To look at a person

Inside and out.

I lost studio time this week.

You did?

I haven't been in there

In so long.

Without the session,

Probably gonna take a while.

I thought it was really

Expensive.

It is.

It's, like, $ an hour.

The record company pays for it.

I don't pay for it.

What if eric just goes home?

His loss.

You won't think about it

Anymore?

I think about it,

But I ain't gonna lose no sleep

Over it.

It seems to me, like...

[Clears throat]

Like heather--

When we have conversations

About things, you know,

She'll be in the conversation,

Okay, but then when it feels

Like she's a little bit

Threatened somehow,

She don't care.

Why don't you say that to

Her?

Because then she's just gonna

Go back to "I don't care,"

You know, and then just be like,

"So?"

And then it comes to, like,

"You can't beat me."

♪ You're sloppy ♪

♪ Wishy-washy

♪ It's time to watch me ♪

♪ Yo, I'm good to go ♪

♪ I got the female foe flow

I'ma go ahead and k*ll these.

I definitely feel sorry

For people that can't express

Themselves period.

Eric is just one of those

People that can't express

Himself because he's too

Caught up in his--

On the outside.

You know, he's too caught up

In how he looks here.

If I don't like somebody

Or I don't like the way they

Are, like, with my friends--

You know, back home I come right

Out and say something.

You know, but with the situation

Here, I just don't think--

I don't want to make things

More difficult on myself.

There's almost a phoniness,

You know, about him.

He knows he's aggravated,

He know he sick,

But instead he puts on a front.

Everything is fine.

Everything is cool.

And that's not gonna work

Around here.

And, you know, it's just

Certain things.

There's a lot of--

There's just certain things

In here that just piss me off.

You don't have to say it,

Man.

I mean, even though I don't--

After I say certain things

To certain people, man,

I even regret it sometimes.

Then I'm like, [bleep] it,

I feel better.

You know what I mean?

There's certain people

In here--like, you know what's

My mind.

Yeah, but I feel like

I'm the only one.

No, julie knows.

I talk to julie about it.

But you're the only two people

That I feel that I could talk

To about things like this.

[Rhythmic instrumental music]

♪

When I was ,

I was still in my house,

, I was still in my house

With my mom, living there,

Commuting, going into the city.

So this is the first time

That I've ever been out of my

House, you know, living,

You know, with roommates

That I have never met before.

You know, just think about

When you first left high school,

First left your mom.

You went to college your

Freshman year?

I'm gonna tell you straight

Up, man.

You know, I went to college

When I was and stuff,

And I was definitely a mama's

Boy, you know what I mean?

And, like, you know,

I guess when I was about ,

She basically threw me out.

Not because, you know,

She didn't love me,

But she was like, you know,

"You got to [...] Live, man."

You know, in her own way,

She was saying that.

You got to live.

You know what I mean?

At some point--

It's really weird.

It happens real quick--

But, like, there's a certain

Plunge you take.

And you just got to go by the

Seat of your pants.

And if you look at it

In a way that it's exciting,

Because, you know, you know,

You know, inside what you

Believe in and who you are.

And it's kind of putting

Yourself to a certain amount

Of test.

♪

Basically what we were saying

Is, like, "eric, if you want

To know how to get along

With people, at some point

You're gonna have to leave

Your home, and you're gonna have

To take, you know, 'the plunge,'

Which we all took,

Which is, you know,

You become a self-sufficient

Adult without your family,

And you learn to get along

With people."

He said he's going back home

During the summer,

And I think he shouldn't.

I think he should stay out

And see what everything is

Really about without that kind

Of cushion, because it can

Hurt you in the end.

♪ Take me to another land

Eric was helping heather

Take, like, stuff--the

Extensions out of her hair,

You know what I mean?

I'm like, "wow."

I was sitting there in the

Bedroom one night.

I'm like, this is deep, man.

'Cause, like, just a week ago,

They're, like, cursing at each

Other or yelling at each other,

Whatever.

Eric, you getting happy.

Eric and I actually had

A long talk,

And since that time,

Eric and I have gotten along.

We haven't had one argument,

One discussion,

A, you know, bad discussion.

It's long enough.

No, this ain't--

Definitely.

Eric.

Heather and i, I think

We've been through a lot.

I think that it just took

A little time of understanding

Each other and talking to each

Other about certain things.

I said, "eric, you know,

I'm not out to hurt your

Feelings.

I could say something about

You that I don't--

You know, something about you

I don't like, but that doesn't

Mean I'm not your friend."

I think she's learned from

This that she can hurt people

Sometimes with the things

That she says.

And she needs to think about,

You know, some of the things

That she says sometimes,

Because I know that she does

Care deep down inside.

So we got along good

Since that time.

Really, since that time.

Eric.

What?

Hand me my soap.

Who's using my soap?

It is mine.

You should have this [...]

On a rope, then.

Around your neck.

Julie, you going to the

Bathroom?

Yeah.

I'm trying to wash up.

You were using it.

How was I using it?

Hey, hey, I'm on the toilet!

Jesus!

Get out of here, you

b*stards!

Kevin?

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

Julie is on the toilet.

Ow!

Oh, my god!

[Laughter]

You kids and your potties.

Constantly exploring.

Was she doing the wipe?

Yeah.

There's nothing more

Humiliating than doing the wipe.

She was like, "get out.

I'm trying to take a dump."

[Laughs]

Julie's on the toilet.

Eric's in the shower

In the same bathroom.

See, they're probably doing

Their first sex thing.

I'm not using that towel.

It's not bad.

I was just playing.

Come on, eric.

How was it, julie?

Was it everything you'd hoped

It would be?

Nope.

Look, there's hair all over it.

Damn it.

Eric, I will--

Get the blow-dryer.

I'll blow you dry

Before I look for another

Damn towel.

I took the towel from my

Room, brought in the bathroom,

Hung it up on a wall,

And then I was finished

With the shower,

And the towel was gone.

Hey, heather,

Give me that towel!

That's not yours!

Huh?

That's not yours!

Bull[bleep]!

It's mine.

Oh, and how long have you

Been using it for?

All my life.

I know I bought it

From the j.c. Penney collection.

This is mine.

You don't got no right

Coming in here and taking

My towel.

I know I got my towels

From the j.c. Penney collection

And eric didn't.

Give him that.

[Chuckles]

This is lint-free,

Disposable,

And absorbent.

Back up.

Julie, out.

If we had laundry detergent,

I'd be able to wash some towels.

Okay, here's the--

The...

[Laughter]

Got a signal with the plain

Shot.

Hey, driver?

Roger.

Just a magical thing.

What can we do?

Okay, this is our new video.

If you like it, thanks.

I worked really hard on it.

If you don't like it,

It's his fault.

Play.

♪ Lazy bones

♪ Feel like I'm looking ♪

♪ At my tombstone

♪ Lazy bones

♪ Yeah

♪ Huh

I'm so happy for andre

And the band and stuff

'Cause it's so weird to see

One of us, I guess, wake up

In the morning, "okay, I'm going

To sh**t my video,"

And then, you know, we didn't

See him, and then he comes back,

"Hey, I got my video."

That was in jersey?

Yeah, that was at our house,

Mostly at our house.

♪ I don't have much money ♪

Everyone seems to like it

A lot.

Everyone thought, you know--

My favorite line is,

"It's so much better

Than I thought it was gonna be."

Thanks.

Thanks for the faith.

♪ And my eyes

♪ Do what they can

♪ But one thing I've learned ♪

♪ In my swing saw life

♪ Is some things are better

♪ Left unsaid

♪ Lazy bones

♪ Feel like I'm looking ♪

♪ At my tombstone

♪ Lazy bones

♪ Yeah

♪ Huh

It's been great.

I love everybody,

And I definitely plan

To see you after sunday.

Coming up on

The real world...

[Warping guitar music]

♪

♪ Lazy bones

♪ Lazy bones

♪ Lazy bones

♪ Lazy bones

♪ Lazy bones

♪ Lazy bones

♪ Lazy bones

♪ Lazy bones

[Laughs]

That's the end.

[Applause]