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02x23 - Fool Moon

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Uncle Grandpa". Aired: September 2, 2013 – June 30, 2017.*
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Uncle Grandpa is a magical shapeshifting person that stops by children's houses every day to see how they are doing.

02x23 - Fool Moon

Post by bunniefuu »

[ Up-tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

Man:
and now, the 6:00 news.

Hello, I'm jaw hairline.

Now, we've all heard
of a super moon before,

But a new lunar phenomenon
will occur tonight

That scientists are calling
the superduper moon.

This appearance
is extremely rare --

Did you hear that guys?

The superduper moon!

Uh, what are you doing
in your bathing suit,

Uncle grandpa?

Why don't you tell them,
belly bag?

Since the superduper moon's
tonight,

Uncle grandpa and I are
going up to the roof

To get ourselves a --

Moon-tan!

Moon-tan?
I've never heard of that before.

Oh, now's the best time
to get one.

This superduper moon
is gonna give off

Some serious lunar rays.

It's gonna be amazing.
You guys should come.

Especially you, mr. Gus.
You're looking a little pale.

Hey!

And if we tan all night,
maybe one of us

Will get on the cover
of moon-tan magazine!

I'll go with y'all,

But I am not gonna look
like that.

Moon-tan!
Moon-tan! Moon-tan!

All right!

[ Roars ]

Whoa-oh!

Pizza steve,
I think you dropped something.

Thanks dino-dad,

But we don't have time
for that now.

And besides,
you never know

When a banana peel
might come in handy.

Hm!

Welcome to
the tanning deck.

Oooh!

-Nice!
-Wow.

Hup. Whoo.

[ Roars ]

Nice setup,
uncle grandpa.

Thanks.

[ Sighs ]

It's time to get
even more handsome.

Oh, yeah, this is nice.

Hey, I took too much.
Does anyone need some?

Well, you can get my back,
uncle grandpa.

Great.

Got to protect myself
from those lunar rays,

Am I right?

What spf is this?

What are you talking about?
This is mayonnaise.

Oh.

Huh?!

Hey, look.

The superduper moon
is coming out!

You ready, belly bag?

Oh, this is
gonna be great!

Here it comes.
Mm-hmm.

[ Chuckles ]
oh, mama, that's good!

Oh, yeah!

[ Roars ]

[ Cringing ]

Belly bag, are you okay?

I don't know,
uncle grandpa!

[ Roars ]

Aah!

Whoa!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Guys, is it just me,

Or does belly bag
seem different?

Whoa!

I can't control him!
Whoa!

[ Howls ]

Aah!

[ Roars ]

What was that
all that about?

You okay,
uncle grandpa?

[ Groans ]
I don't think -- ohhh!

Whoa, whoa!

I think
this superduper moon

Turned belly bag
into a werewolf.

[ Snarling ]

Whoa! Whoa! Aah!

Oh, man!

He's gonna eat
everything we have!

What the heck
are we gonna do?!

Well for starters...

Calm the heck down, bro!

This is belly bag
we're talking about.

And everybody knows that dude
is completely harmless.

Yeah,
but he's a werewolf now.

There's no telling
what he'll --

Werewolf shmerewolf.

Listen, just let pizza steve
have a little talk with him.

He'll drop the fur-ball routine
in no time, bro.

I don't think
that's such a good idea.

Watch and learn,
mr. Gus.

"Werewolf."

All right, belly bag,

The party's over,

So just settle down, bro.

Ahh!

That's more like it.

Now revert to your normal,
boring self

So we can all enjoy
the rest of the night.

[ Roars ]

Whoa!

Aah! Uncle g! Help!

I can't.
I'm too scared, pizza steve.

[ Blows landing, bell dings ]

[ Groaning ]

How did it go?

[ Mumbling incoherently ]

Aah!

Aah!

I say we set a trap.

Maybe dig a hole and cover it
with a rug or something.

Or we could
take real action.

As in?

As in knocking
belly bag's block off!

You know?
Show him a thing or two!

Here, we'll give him
the old double whammy.

But what if we accidentally
hit uncle grandpa?

There's always a risk
of collateral damage, bro.

Somebody help me!
Pizza steve?

Hang tight, bro.
We got you.

[ Grunting ]

Oh, no, bro!

The werewolf's taking over
uncle g's face!

Duhhhh... Oof!

Smash it!

Wait, that's just
his mustache!

My bad.
It was just his mustache.

[ Howls ]

Way to totally
botch the plan, mr. Gus.

Luckily, pizza steve's
got another one.

This ought to be good.

[ Beep ]

This remote-controlled
werewolf trap is genius.

All right, mr. Gus,
let's bait that thang!

Okay, here goes nothing.
[ Grunts ]

Belly bag, why?

[ Grunts ]

[ Howls ]

Belly bag!

Aah!

Whoa!

Aah! Oh! Aah!

My modeling career!

Dang it!

He broke the line!

Aah!

Help!

Mr. Gus,
it's time for plan "c."

And what might that be?

We knock belly bag's
block off...

With this!

We tried that already.

Oh, yeah.

Just let me handle it
this time.

Can't be done
without pizza steve.

You know, you're right.

Oof!

[ Howls ]

[ Sniffing ]

-[ Screams ]
-got you!

[ Barking ]

Uncle grandpa:
mr. Gus! Pizza steve!

You can't leave me
in here!

Just hang in there,
uncle grandpa.

The superduper moon
will be over in a few hours,

And everything
will be back to normal.

Let's take five,
little cheese.

[ Sighs ]

And so, in just a few hours,

The superduper moon will exist
only in our collective memory.

Amen to that.

To see what's next
for the moon,

Let's check in with chaz luna
and the lunar forecast.

Well, jaw, the superduper moon
may be almost over,

But that doesn't mean
we can't still enjoy

An entire week
of regular super moons.

And there's more
where that came from.

How about one, two,
three more weeks of super moons

Immediately after that.

We're talking
about a phenomenon

That only happens
every five million years.

And remember, folks,

Even though you can't see it
during the day,

The super moon is still
up there in full effect.

And that's really bad news for
people with werewolf problems.

Well, at least belly bag
can't cause any more trouble

If he's locked
in that chest.

[ Screaming ]

But what about uncle grandpa?

He won't last a day in there,
never mind 30.

Well, luckily,
pizza steve's got a plan "d."

Huh?

According to the internet,

One silver b*llet is all you
need to get the job done.

Clickity click.

Sign here, please.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah!

With this bad boy,
our werewolf problems are over.

Wait, are you nuts?
You'll k*ll uncle grandpa!

No, I won't.

Ready...

Aim....

[ Screams ]

Don't do it, pizza steve!

[ Screams ]

Fire!

I can't watch.

Pizza steve,
how could you?!

Did pizza steve
just make a-a mistake?

Aah!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[ Howls ]

Aah!

Wh-where am i?

Strapped around
my waist.

Oh, hey,
uncle grandpa.

Glad to have you back,
belly bag.

Oh, yeah!

Saving the day,
it's pizza steve!

Told you that banana peel
would come in handy, mr. Gus.

Yeah, yeah,
you saved the day,

And only half of the moon
was destroyed in the process.

All right, somebody help
pizza steve out with something.

How the heck
did belly bag

Become a werewolf
in the first place?

Well, according to
the internet,

If you drink puddle water
from a wolf's footprint,

-You become a werewolf.
-Huh.

I'm thirsty,
uncle grandpa.

Well, why don't you drink

From that wolf-print puddle
over there?

Okay.

[ Slurps ]

Ahh!

Mr gus: good morning.

[ Panting ]

Get in, kid.

[ Tires squeal ]

Uncle grandpa,

I thought you were gonna
teach me how to tie my shoes.

Not now.

-Where to, boys?
-Follow that car!

We're running out of time!
Step on it!

-Now what?
-Follow that other car.

Come on, kid.

Where to, boys?

[ Tires screech ]

Ever use a laser hammer
before, kid?
No.

Quick, sh**t those
overpriced college textbooks!

[ Whimpering ]

[ Ding, ding! ]

Nice shootin', kid.

Huh?

Uncle grandpa,
I'm late for practice.

I just need help
tying my shoe!

So, what's your
favorite color?

Uh... Orange?

Good.

How do these fit,
ma'am?

Yeah!

-Here.
-What?

Gelcro shoes?

Those don't even
have laces!

Yeah, I don't know
how to tie shoes either.

Taxi!

Later, kid.

[ Tires screech ]

Whoa!

That was quite delicious.