Welcome to our World! Where we serve you cookies to ensure you get the best viewing experience on our site.

Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?

Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register

03x07 - Jeepers, It's the Jaguaro!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Scooby-Doo Show". Aired: September 11, 1976 – December 23, 1978.*
Watch/Buy Amazon


Despite the yearly changes in how they were broadcast, the 1976–1978 stretch of Scooby-Doo episodes represents, at three seasons, the longest-running format of the original show before the addition of Scrappy-Doo.

03x07 - Jeepers, It's the Jaguaro!

Post by bunniefuu »

[eerie music]

[theme song]

♪ We got it all together for a brand-new show ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo is here and away we go ♪

♪ While Scooby-Doo is runnin' from a spooky ghost ♪

♪ Shaggy is a doing what he does the most ♪

♪ Hey come on get involved till the mystery is solved ♪

♪ Hang around for Scooby-Doo ♪

[chuckling]

♪ Hey come on get involved till the mystery is solved ♪

♪ Hang around for Scooby-Doo ♪

[Shaggy] That's my pal.

Scooby-Dooby Doo.

[instrumental music]

What a great day for water skiing.

[Fred] 'Yeah, but there's a bad storm heading our way.'

'And the water's starting to get rough.'

[Velma] 'Maybe we'd better head for shore.'

[Fred] 'Hang on, g*ng, choppy water.'

Help!

Hey, Scoob, like, I can't see where I'm goin'.

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Shaggy? Shaggy!

Yeah, Scoob?

[chuckling]

Look at those two show-offs.

Alley-oop.

[laughing]

Fred, look!

It's a school of man-eating sharks.

Jeepers! If that's a school, that must be their teacher.

Let's get out of here now!

[revving]

- Sharks. - Zoinks!

'Do something, Scoob.'

Yaah!

Shaggy, look.

[dramatic music]

- Yike! - Yike!

[splashing]

Stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke.

[Shaggy] 'Like, I'm stroking. I'm stroking.'

Faster.

[growling]

Yeow!

bam

[Daphne] 'There goes that weird character and the sharks.'

And look, Shaggy and Scooby made it to the beach.

Thank goodness! Come on, let's go help 'em.

Shaggy!

Where are you?

Shaggy!

Shaggy.

[slurps]

[Daphne] 'Jeepers! I'll never forget the sight of that guy'

'in that iron mask riding those sharks.'

[Scooby] 'Me neither! Phew!'

Maybe Captain Morgan, our tour guide

will know something about that weird character

when he returns from inspecting the island.

Just think, we'll be among the first people

to actually get a tour of Skull Island.

S-S-Skull Island?

Yeah, Scooby, it used to be a prison for the most

dangerous convicts in the country.

[Fred] 'But it's been closed down for years.'

'And now it'll be a tourist attraction.'

- Hmm. - Hmm.

- Clam chowder. - Clam chowder.

- 'Achoo!' - Huh?

[Fred] 'Captain Morgan said he'd meet us here'

'but he's two hours late.'

'Achoo!'

Achoo!

[popping]

A-a-a-achoo!

bam

Phew.

- You okay, Scoob? - Yeah. Heh heh heh.

Hey look, these are pictures of a champion water skier.

That's me. Mama Mione.

Uh-oh!

You ready to order the rest of your dinner?

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Like, I'd like eight hamburgers and I--

Hold it, Shag.

We're waiting to have dinner with Captain Morgan.

Captain Morgan?

The tour guide who'll take us to Skull Island.

Nobody ever goes to Skull Island anymore.

It's haunted.

- Haunted? - Haunted?

[Mama Mione] 'By Old Iron Face.'

'A pirate who was a prisoner there a 100 years ago.'

Why do they call him Iron Face?

'Cause he was so mean

the warden had an iron mask welded on him

so he wouldn't have to look at him.

Zoinks! Like, that's the weirdo who was chasin' us in the bay.

You saw him?

Why, you're lucky you're alive to tell anybody.

[gulps]

'Well, what about dinner?'

Uh, I guess we'd better order.

The Captain's hours overdue.

Like, in that case, I'll have eight burgers

two Licorice pizzas, a pint of tutti frutti ice cream

six tacos..

Hmm, Mama Mione serves a pretty good meal

for such a small place.

Yeah, except she forgot the hot sauce for my ice cream.

Watch out!

Jeepers! That was close.

That's strange.

They sure are unloading a lot of food.

I'll say. Mama Mione sure has a lot of business

for such a tiny cafe.

Jinkies! I'm getting worried about Captain Morgan.

Me too.

Something must have happened to him.

We better start lookin' for him and the best place is--

Don't say it, Fred, I don't wanna hear it.

[Fred] 'Skull Island.'

- He said it. - Oh, no. Oh, no.

We'd better find a boat to take us out there.

Right, Velma.

Gosh! Where are the boats?

- There's one. - Yuck!

Well, it's not much to look at

but I'll bet it could get us out to Skull Island.

I wonder if it's for rent.

Nope, I don't sail with no landlubbers.

- Who are you? - Captain Flint.

I've sailed these waters all my life.

And I warn ya.

Stay away from Skull Island.

- Aye aye, sir. - Aye aye, sir.

Anchor's away!

Oh no, you don't.

We've still gotta find a boat.

[Velma] Well, a glass bottom boat is better than nothing.

[Fred] Skull Island, here we come.

[intense music]

[eerie music]

[Fred] 'There it is. Dead ahead.'

D-did you have to say d-d-dead, Fred?

[nervous chuckle]

Zoinks! Like, someone down there turned on their porch light.

Relax, Shaggy, I just switched on the boat's floodlight.

Hey, look at that. Sea horses.

And there's a catfish.

Then that must be a dogfish.

- Scooby-Dooby Doo! - Huh?

Wait a second, I see something down there.

Can you circle the boat, Fred?

Right.

Like, it looks like a sunken boat.

[Daphne] Neptune's World.

That's Captain Morgan's boat.

[Velma] 'Jinkies! That looks like a torpedo hole.'

[gulps] Uh-oh.

Now we've got to find Captain Morgan.

And fast. He's in trouble.

Like, this island is really creepy.

Creepy!

[Velma] I've got a hunch that whatever happened to

Captain Morgan's boat is tied up somehow with

the ghost of Iron Face.

[gulps] Iron Face?

You and your spooky hunches.

Velma, we can start searching the beach for clues with Daphne.

And you two can check out the old prison.

The p-p-p-p-prison? Oh-h*-h*, oh no.

We're not checkin' out an old motel for retired ghosts.

Uh-uh.

[Daphne] 'Not even for a Scooby Snack?'

'Two Scooby Snacks?'

- 'Three?' - Okay.

Here you go.

Three Scooby Snacks a piece.

Geez.

Like, that plan was for the birds.

[revving]

[squeaking]

[echoing] Anybody here?

[echoing] 'No!'

- Oh, that's good. - Yeah.

- Uh-oh! - Uh-oh!

[buzzing]

- Yike! - Yike!

Like, we're locked in. Trapped, Scoob.

[squeaking]

ribbit

ribbit

ribbit

Phew! Like, it's only a frog.

ribbit

[splashes]

- Yike! - Yike!

[growling]

[Shaggy] 'Help!'

bam

Zoinks!

[growling]

bam

bam

[hammering]

Like, that oughta keep old metal puss out of here.

bam bam

[growling]

crash

- 'Yike!' - 'Yike!'

[Daphne] Jeepers! I'll bet this old dock hasn't been used for 50 years.

I don't know, Daphne

but the grease on this electromagnetic crane is fresh.

And it's in perfect working shape.

With enough power to unload a whole cargo.

Now that's really strange.

[Daphne] Yeah, what's a big crane doing

on an abandoned pier on a deserted island?

When we find that out we'll probably

have the answer to this mystery.

Come on, we've got to find Captain Morgan.

[Shaggy] 'Like, faster, Scoob!'

Oh, he's gaining on us.

Oh.

[instrumental music]

[boots screech]

Hold it right there prisoner 7634578.

It's exercise time! Fall in!

Hup two three four. Hup two three four.

Hup, double time, double time.

Hup two three four, Hup two three four.

Prisoner! Halt!

[laughs] Right face.

Now we're gonna do our jumping jacks.

Hup two hup two hup two.

[clapping]

[growling]

[Velma] 'Wow! Take a look at this.'

Metal cargo containers.

And look, they're marked with the same insignia

'that we saw on the truck back on the mainland.'

There's got to be a connection.

Let's see what's in 'em.

Jeepers! Crates of food.

Caviar, imported cheese, fancy fruits.

Now that's really weird.

Enough expensive food for a banquet

and nobody around to eat it.

[Fred] 'At least now we know what that electromagnetic'

'crane on the pier was used for.'

[Velma] 'Right, to unload those big metal cargo containers.'

But who'd ship all this stuff over here? And why?

Maybe we'll find that out when and if we find Captain Morgan.

[boots screech]

The coast is clear.

[slurping]

Hmm, soup.

Shh, not now, Scoob.

Like, don't make a peep

or it'll be chicken soup.

[clanking]

[boots screech]

[growling]

Now you did it! Like, here comes old rust face again.

Yeow!

Hey, what's that?

[Fred] 'Hmm, maybe it's another entrance'

'to the prison up on the bluff.'

It is a passage way of some kind.

And look there, footprints.

Which proves that somebody's gone through here recently.

We better see where it goes.

[instrumental music]

[growling]

- Uh-oh! - Uh-oh!

Meow! Meow!

Puck-puk-puk!

Oink oink oink!

[Shaggy] 'Ha ha ha. That's pretty good, Scoob.'

- 'Can you make like a lion?' - Uh-huh.

[growling]

[Shaggy] 'I mean, that's terrific, Scoob, even the roar sounded real.'

[Scooby] That wasn't me.

Zoinks! Like, if that wasn't you

then we gotta get out of here!

[growling]

[growling]

I guess we're somewhere beneath the old prison right now.

I wonder what's on the other side of that door.

[Daphne] 'Wow! Do you see what I see?'

I don't believe it!

A super deluxe underground mansion.

This mystery is getting weirder by the minute.

What's a fancy place like this doing underground

on a deserted island?

Let's take a look around.

Somebody's actually been living down here.

A lot of somebody's, judging by the size of the place.

Hey, look, this is today's newspaper.

Whoever was here left in a big hurry.

What's in here?

Jeepers! A kitchen big enough for a restaurant.

Do you believe that?

It's crammed with fresh food!

Now we know why we found all that food on the dock.

But who was eating it?

And why would they come here of all places?

[groaning]

Listen.

[groaning]

Sounds like it's coming from that ventilator, come on.

[groaning]

The moaning is getting louder down here.

- Look. - Oh!

[Fred] 'It's Captain Morgan.'

We've got to get him out of there.

Let's see if we can find a rope.

Well, Scoob, it looks like we lost old tin puss.

[growling]

Zoinks! It's him again.

'Look, Scoob, like, here's our way out of this mess.'

- Ready? - Yeah.

Make a wish.

thud

[growling]

Like let's make tracks, Scoob.

Yeah.

Few more steps, and like, we're home free.

[thumping]

Oops.

Timber!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Like, we ended up in the laundry, Scoob.

Yeah.

Whoever lives here has so many shirts

he has to put numbers on 'em.

[growling]

- Oh. - Zoinks! It's metal head again.

Are you okay, Captain Morgan?

I guess so, I've been down here for hours.

- What happened? - I don't know.

I-I beach my boat, look around the island and

somebody grabbed me from behind, and that's all I remember.

Obviously somebody didn't want you snooping around.

Well, now that we know you're okay

we better find Shaggy and Scooby

capture the ghost and wrap up this mystery.

[instrumental music]

[gulps] Sharks.

Like, hold it, Scoob ol' pal

these are torpedoes painted to look like sharks.

Huh?

[growling]

What's that?

[Shaggy] It's iron pus. Quick, in here.

[growling]

Like, wow, that was close.

Look.

Zoinks! Anchors away and full speed ahead.

Look, one of those giant sharks!

[Velma] And Shaggy and Scooby are in it.

[Fred] 'Oh no, Iron Face is right on their tail.'

Hey, who's chasing who?

[growling]

Zoinks! Hang on, Scoob!

They're heading back this way.

And that gives me an idea.

Get ready, Fred, here they come.

Now!

[Daphne] 'Hey, we got him.'

bam

[Shaggy] 'Like, wow, what a ride.'

Yeah. Heh heh heh.

Now, let's see who this Iron Face really is.

[Shaggy] 'Mama Mione!'

Her cafe on the mainland was just a cover

for her real business.

Smuggling convicts in and out of her

fancy hideaway under the prison.

[Velma] The convicts were hidden inside

the shark-painted torpedoes.

[Fred] Then they were launched..

...while Mama Mione, a champion water skier

took advantage of the Old Iron Face legend

to scare off any curious boaters.

This game worked until you showed up

with your plan to take tourists out to Skull Island.

Oh, I get it.

Her high paying guest panicked

and demanded to be taken back to the mainland.

'That's why we found the place empty.'

Those chickens, they didn't even stay to finish

all that terrific food.

[slurps] Yeah.

Congratulations, kids.

Hargrove's the name, federal agent.

You kids just helped crack a case

I've been working on for months.

[Daphne] Boy I sure am glad to be leaving Skull Island.

Me too. I've never seen Scooby as scared as he was

of Iron Face.

Say, where is Scooby?

Like, here he comes making like Old Iron Face himself.

Scooby, like watch out for the boat!

[gulps]

[splashes]

Scoob! Scooby-Doo!

Where are you?

Scooby-Dooby Doo!

[theme music]