03x10 - Relaxation Land

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

You know what they say

Food court every day
keeps the doctor

In the uh, the uh uhh...

You gonna finish that
cinnamon pretzel, mr. Gus?

Uhh...
Thanks.

Hey, check it out, guys!

A vacation sweepstakes box!

I'm gonna enter my name.

Need a pen to write your name
down, uncle grandpa?

Ha ha!
Silly belly bag.

Why use a pen
when I can use my...

[ Groans ]

...tv remote!

Hang on, kids!

[ Rewinding ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Bell ringing ]
we have a winner!

You guys, I won balloons!

You won a lot more
than balloons!

How about a weekend getaway
to relaxation land

The premiere mountain
spa resort!

Say what?!

Now, you can only bring
one other guest with you!

Who will it be?

[ Gulps ]
I can only take one?

But how would I choose?

[ Squeak ]

I'll tell ya how.

The fairest way
possible

Rock, paper, scissors.

Okay!

Ready when you are.

[ Sighs ]

Both:
rock, paper, sciss

Dynamite!

Ka boosh!

Dynamite beats all, son!

This is gonna be the best
weekend getaway...

Ever!

Uncle grandpa: relaxation land,
here we come!

Man, I've never even heard
of relaxation land before.

[ Scoffs ] sounds like
someone's jealous

Of a weekend of comfy beds,
laying by the pool,

And room service.

This is gonna be good.

Well, this is it!

Let the weekend begin!

Have fun in the rv,
mr. Gus!

Maybe I will!

Relaxation land,
here I come...

[ Babbling ]

Relaxation is right,
pizza steve.

[ Stammering ]

B. R. B.!
[ Zip! ]

Mr. Gus, you know,

You have been working
pretty hard lately.

And as much
as I totally deserve

To be pampered like a celebrity
all weekend,

I'm going to be
the bigger man

And let you take my place
on this one.

Oh, h* h* h*, no.

Little cheese,
you do deserve this.

Have fun now.
[ Chuckles ]

But, mr. Gus!

[ Tires screech ]

[ Thunder crashes ]

Bye, mr. Gus!
[ Laughs ]

Come on, pizza steve.

What are ya,
scared of relaxation?

Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!

Uh, wait up, uncle g!

[ Door creaks ]

[ Thunder crashes ]

Hi. We're here for a free
weekend, spa treatment.

[ Chuckling evilly ]

[ Chomp! ]

[ Laughing evilly ]

Talk about
friendly service!

[ Laughing ]

One moment, please.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Scary voice ]
come with me.

All righty!

Uncle g, are you nuts?!

That's the grim reaper,

And he's here
to harvest our souls!

Oh, don't be silly,
pizza steve.

It's just a friendly
spa technician

Ready to take us
to relaxation land.

He's not taking us
to relaxation land!

He's takin' us straight
to devil town!

It's right there
on this sign!

Excuse me for a moment.

Sometimes the letters fall.

By the way,
they really are that good.

Oh, man!
We gotta try those!

Anyway, let's move,
pizza steve.

To relaxation land!

Enjoy your stay.

[ High pitched scream ]

[ Whimpering ]

Uncle g, I'm not sure
about this place, man.

Oh, pizza steve,
don't be silly.

We're in good hands here.

See?
Nothing to worry about.

[ Stammering ]

Streeeetch.

Oh, oh me first!
Oof!

Oh, boy, oh, boy!

Uncle g!

Now, now, pizza steve,

You'll just have to
wait your turn.

Okay, let 'er rip!

[ Groans ]

Oh, man!

Ooh!

[ Groaning ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Crunch! ]

Oh, no!

Uncle g?!

Noooo!

Ohh.

Ahh!

Uncle g?

That was fantastic!

My back feels brand new!

This is gonna change your life,
pizza steve!

Actually, I think I'll pass,
'cause i, uh, i...

Put these on.

Hot dog!

That is one hot hot tub!

Come on, pizza steve.
This is gonna be great.

Are you for real, bro?
[ Splash! ]

[ Screams ]
what's...

What's all this
black goo?

It's an all natural
mountain spring mud bath!

Hey, belly bag, how bout
a couple of cucumber slices?

Belly bag:
sure thing, uncle grandpa!

Thanks.

Ahh!

What are you waiting for,
pizza steve?

This water is niiiice!

[ Shrieks ] uncle g!

You're not alone
in there!

I'm not?

No!

Th th there's two
two two...

Two supermodels?
Oh, man!

This weekend's getting better
every minute.

Uncle g, those aren't
supermodels!

They're monsters!

Pizza steve,
that was awfully rude!

Listen, if this jacuzzi's
too hot for you,

Go take a dip in the pool.

If you think I'm setting
one toe in that thing,

Then you're
[ shrieks ]

That's more like it.

So, supermodels, huh?

[ Screams ]

I'm everybody in the world's
uncle and grandpa.

[ Screams ]

Oh, and my buddy in the pool
there is pizza steve.

Flippin' frog legs!

He's president
of the internet.

I hope that wasn't the last
we'll see of those supermodels.

Definitely a strong
connection there.

Enjoy your stay.

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

Uncle g, there is no way

We are spending the night
in this place!

Heck, yeah, we are!

We won a free weekend
getaway, remember?

Uncle g, take the cucumbers
off your eyeballs

And look at our beds!

[ Gasps ]

How much luckier
can two guys get?

Those are genuine
tempursleepit beds!

So roomy and soft!

I bet I can sleep
in here forever!

Uncle g,
that's a coffin!

Well, good night,
pizza steve.

[ Screams ]
uncle g!

Uncle g, uncle g!

[ Murmuring ]

Open up!

[ Sighs ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Screams ]

Uncle g!

[ Grunting ]

Uncle g!

[ Shrieks ]

Uncle g!

Ahh, relaxation land.

Gotta find a place to hide!

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

Uncle g!

[ Laughing ]

[ Sobbing ]

[ Revving ]

[ Door slams ]

[ Whining ]

[ Doors slamming,
steve screaming ]

[ Rooster crows ]

[ Lid creaks ]

Ahh!

[ Smacks lips ]

Well, look who's up
bright and early!

They stopped following me
once the sun came up.

Are you ready for another day
of relaxation, pizza steve?

[ Wheels squeaking ]

[ Screams ]

Uncle g!

They're coming to get me!

Oh, pizza steve, that's just
the room service I ordered.

I got chicken fingers.

[ Stammering ]

Ooh!

Mmm!

Here's one for you,
pizza steve!

Aah!
That's it, man!

I'm out of here!

[ Screaming ]

Huh. Probably needed
to work out first.

[ Growling ] you...

Are a winner!

Congratulations,
uncle grandpa!

You're the last man standing

In our fake haunted resort
reality series.

And you just won two tickets
for a real relaxation getaway.

Gee, whiz!

[ Panting ]

So how'd the weekend go?

[ Panting ]

Whoo!

It was super relaxing!

You totally
missed out, bro.

You guys! Time for another round
of rock, paper, scissors

'Cause I just won two tickets
for a two week stay

At relaxation land ii!

[ Screams ]

[ Slurping ]

Man!
This is livin'!

Thanks for taking me with ya,
uncle grandpa.

Hey, no problem, mr. Gus.

Woman: hey, stranger,
is this seat taken?

[ Gasps ] vanessa?

You know it!

I didn't think
I'd ever see you again!

How's carla?

Why don't you ask
her yourself, silly?

Hey, dinosaur man, you mind
if I keep you company?

Let the weekend begin!

[ Theme music plays ]

That was quite delicious.