03x17 - Even More Shorts

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

Announcer: and now back to
the number one reality series

On tv, "the single man."

Let's see who jonathan
chose to be his wife.

Well, duke, I've been
giving it a lot of thought,

And I think
I'm gonna go with...

Jessica.

Together: awwww!

[ Jessica moos ]

I love you, babe.

[ Smooches ]

Man, this show is horrible.

I wonder what else is on.

Hmm.
Where did I put the remote?

Maybe under this couch cushion.

Oh, no way!

An old issue of "weird man."

Awesome. I haven't read
this classic in years.

"Weird man
is at the fbi headquarters."

Cool!
I like the fbi.

Weird man, we need your help

To apprehend this elusive
foreign t*rror1st.

I serve america!

Right.
Well, me and the boys

Have pulled up
this extensive, thorough dossier

On a man
known as pierre camambert.

This frenchman
has been importing

All different types
of cheese

Into the states
via the black market.

Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

The profits of his ill*gal
cheese ring are in the billions.

As if that wasn't
bad enough,

He hasn't paid taxes
in america for over 10 years!

Pierre's expecting
a large shipment this evening.

What we need you to do is sneak
in and catch him in the act.

And with that evidence,

We can put this sleazeball away
for eternity!

His security is some
of the best in the business.

But we're confident
that someone of your expertise

Can sneak through.

I must warn you that pierre is
well versed in the martial arts.

So be prepared to use lethal
force if you deem necessary.

America is counting on you,
weird man.

Don't worry,
agent thornhawke.

I won't let america down!

I'm gonna catch me a t*rror1st!

Pierre: [ french accent ]
careful, you fool!

That cheese has been aging
longer than you have been alive.

Ah hahahaha!

With this latest shipment,

We will be breaking
record profits.

Soon, france will reign king of
the economic giants of history!

All thanks to you,
sweet, sweet morsels of gold.

[ Laughs evilly ]
[ door opens ]

[ Gasps ]

Bonjour, monsieur!

Weird man.

But I thought
you were taking a vacation.

I don't take vacations.

I take orders.

Mm.
[ Tink! ]

Security!

Stop that weirdo!

[ Slap! Whoosh! ]

[ Men groaning ]

And your next trip
will be back to france.

Trã¨s bien, weird man.

But let's see if you're a match
for my two friends

"Kick" and "derriere"!

Awesome weird man pose!

Ha cha!

[ Dramatic music plays ]

You're gonna have
to do better than that

If you want
to stop america.

Do not taunt me,
you weirdo.

You will be sorry
you ever messed

With the likes of pierre,
international cheese king!

h*! Ha! He h*!

[ Grunting ]

That does it.

Now you have really got
my cheese boiling.

Prepare to bow to the king!

[ Grunting ]

But what?! How?!

It's quite simple, really

America is better
than france.

Look! It's a wheel
of aged white cheddar!

Where?!
[ Pop! ]

There was no such huh?!

Say "cheese"!

[ Gasps ]
american processed cheese!

Disgusting!

♪ Just like
a philly cheesesteak sandwich ♪

♪ Spray cheese is my biz ♪

Okay! Okay!

I surrender to you!

Pierre, you made the wrong
decision to mess with america,

And now we've caught you
red handed.

You're going away
a long time for this, punk.

Oh, we shall see about that,
agent thornhawke.

I retain diplomatic immunity,

And I'll be back on the streets
in a matter of weeks

With even better security not
even that weirdo can penetrate.

Mm hmm hmm.

Tell it to the judge,
pierre.

Take him away, boys.

You have not seen
the last of me!

France will reign supreme!

You shall see!

[ Whoosh! Thud! ]

Weird man, I can't thank you
enough for all that you've done

In service
of this great country.

Well, agent thornhawke,
you know what they say

Make cheese
while the sun shines.

Or is it "never bite
the cheese that feeds you"?

No matter.

To a t*rror1st free america!

[ Crash! ]

Stay weird!

Hey, belly bag,
I found the remote.

Now we can see
what's on the other channels.

Yeah,
but where's the tv now?

Good question.

But who needs a tv when we
could watch the remote instead?

[ Cat meows ]

Did you hear that,
uncle grandpa?

It sounded like meowing.

Yeah. But how am I supposed
to change the channel?

[ Cat meows ]

No, it's not that.

It came from that tree.

[ Meows ]

[ Gasps ]
you're right, belly bag!

There's a cat
stuck in our tree!

We got to get it down
from there.

I'll call the fire department
right now.

No. The fire department
is for a last resort emergency.

Besides, we can rescue
this little kitty ourselves.

Here,
kitty, kitty, kitty!

I'm not gonna hurt you.

[ Meows ]

Blah!

I can try using a laser pointer
to lure the cat out.

Oh, kitty!
Look over here!

[ Meows ]

So much for that idea.

[ Laughs ] gotcha!

Hey, where'd the red dot go?

Focus, uncle grandpa!

Oh, right.

Wait! I got it!

What cat can resist
catching a giant mouse?

Here, kitty!
Better come and get me!

Kitty, kitty, kitty!

[ Meows ]

Oh, rats!

It's like we're fishing
with the wrong bait.

Hey, that's it!
What's it?

Fish! Hmm yah!

[ Spin! ]

[ Slurp! ]

Here, kitty!

We have some yummy fresh fish
for you!

[ Meows ]

I think it's time
we call the fire department.

Blah!

Hello? Fire department?

Can you recommend
a cleaning company

That will take care of
water damage and a fishy smell?

[ Muffled talking ]

No? Thanks anyway.

Well...
Glomp!

...i guess that cat

Is just gonna stay stuck
in that tree forever.

We could always
climb up the tree.

Oh, yeah!

Hang on, kitty!

We're coming!

Here, kitty, ki oh!

Sorry, tiger. I didn't
realize you had company.

[ Roars ]

I guess we know
where the tv went now.

Oh, yeah.

Would you guys care
if we join you?

[ Meows ]

I love this show.

Uncle grandpa: ahh.

Mars. Saturn.

The milky way.

So much stuff up there.

But the universe is more
than just a bunch of candy bars

And failed car companies.

The universe also has billions

Of twinkly, shiny shimmies
called stars.

One of them is so close to earth

That it gives us two scoops
of raisins every morning.

Good morning!

But what I want to know is,
where do these stars come from,

And why are most of them
so boring?

Come with me, and we'll explore
the cosmos together.

But try to keep up,
'cause the galaxy is so big.

Like, really big.

[ Whoosh! ]

So, where do these crazy stars
come from?

My scientific hypotomus is,
there's a big giant star

That gives birth
to all the baby stars...

Which means we got
to look for the big mama star.

Our journey
begins at the moon.

[ Roars ]
ha ha!

I know the moon isn't a star,
tiger.

I'm just getting some food.

Little known fact the moon

Is the very first planetary
fast food drive through.

And since the moon
is always full,

It's employed entirely
by 24 hour werewolves.

[ Snarling ]

Thank you, kind sir.

[ Howls ]

[ Chokes ]
[ whoosh! ]

[ Whimpering ]
aw, man.

They totally forgot
my fries.

That's the last time
I give them my business.

For our search
of the big mama star,

We'll need
a specialized guide...

Which is why I picked up
this map of the stars

From a tourist shop
in hollywood, california.

This thing is very useless.

Huh? Wha!

A black hole!

Some science y guys say that
if you go through a black hole,

You come out of the other end
completely backwards.

But I'll believe it
when I see it.

Let's take a closer look.

[ Whoosh! ]

Again, it's just a theory.

[ Beeping ]
whee!

[ Roars ]

Getting restless, girl?

You know, the stars
weren't always this boring.

Before television was invented,

People would look up
to the constellations

For entertainment.

But before you roll your eyes
at me,

Let's see what's on
the intergalactic boob tube.

[ Warble! ]

Lame.

[ Warble! ]

Too violent.

[ Warble! ]

I'm not really john.

I'm his twin brother, james.

[ Gasps ]

Mmmm.

I missed last week's episode.

So, is deborah
in love with john,

Or did she know james was

Shh!
Sor ry.

[ Munching ]

I don't get it.

We've searched the entire galaxy

And still haven't found
the creator of all the stars.

I guess this means that stars
are just a collection

Of hydrogen and helium drawn
together by the laws of physics,

And not some mythical charact

[ Thud! ]
Ooh!

Huh? It's her!

Mama star!
Exercising on that star master!

Thank goodness!

Things were getting a bit
heavy handed there for a minute.

Excuse me, mama star, could I
ask you a quick question?

Yeah, yeah.
Go for it.

Is it true that you make
all the stars in the galaxy?

Are you kidding me?

Uh, I'm sorry.

Uh, is that
not a reasonable question?

I already told him
the answer is no.

We filled this week's quota,

But now he wants to renegotiate
our original contract?

Ha!
Over my dead body!

Oh, I see.

She's on her phone.

Ugh.
Hang on a sec, felipã©.

Who are you, and why are you
interrupting my workout?

Hi, mrs. Mama star!

I'd just like to know
where stars come from.

You interrupt my workout

'Cause you want to know
where stars come from?

Oh, honey, I'll show you
exactly where stars come from!

Oh, goody!

[ Clang! ]
Oooh!

Whoa.

Thanks, mama star.

Heh.
There you have it, kids.

Factual evidence.

Join us next week,
when we'll be playing basketball

With a bunch of aliens
on a different planet.

I can't wait.