03x19 - Wicked Shades

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[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

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Dude!
Spring break!

That's awesome!
Yes, spring break!

Whoo!
Yeah!

Spring break!
Whoo!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Spring break!

Yo, belly bag, you ready
for spring break or what, dawg?

I can't wait to work
on my tan

And meet some beautiful
beach bags by the sea!

Whoo!
Spring break!

Want to check out
my sick abs, mr. Gus?

What abs?

These abs, baby.

Yeah, that's sick,
all right.

Pizz ow steve!

Ready to chill at the beach
or what, playa?

You know it, uncle g.

I already enrolled myself

In the "king of the beach"
competition, too.

Just got to get my shade game
on point first.

What do you think
looks cooler

Angled to the right
or more of a lowered tilt?

'Cause I'm sort of feeling
the droopy slip look.

I like them all,
pizza steve.

Oh, who cares.

Get ready, spring break,

'Cause here comes
the king of the beach!

Ow!

[ Warble! ]
Ow!

[ Sloop! ]

Oh, sorry, pizza steve.

I forgot to mention
I installed a sliding glass door

To keep all the flies
off my delicious beach meat.

Ugh, whatever.

Anyway, where was i?

Oh, right
par tay!

Huh? Why is there
an inconsistency in my tint?

[ Gasps ]
oh, no!

These were my last pair
of cool dude shades!

I can't win the
"king of the beach" competition

With a crack
in my sunglasses!

You know what?

I think
I have an extra pair

Of cool dude shades
in the glove compartment.

Really?
Yes!

Just make sure not to grab
the pair that's cursed.

Everything always works out
for pizza steve.

[ Vocalizing ]
[ bat chitters ]

Skull lord:
who steps forward?

Um, pizza steve?

Those who seek
to shield their eyes

Must choose from perceptions
of pleasure or visions of truth.

The choice must be wise,
for you may regret.

Okay, okay,
spare me the rhymes, weirdo.

Give me that cool one
right there.

[ Warbling ]

Wicked shades!

Whoop de whoop whoop!

Spring break!

Spring break!

I love to party.

[ Poof! Zap! ]

Whoo, yeah!

Do I look as cool as I feel?

Oh, you're just the coolest,
pizza steve!

Yo, where did you
get those?

Huh?
I said,
where did you get those?

[ Screams ]
demon!

Pizza steve,
what ever is the matter?

Uh...
You okay, buddy?

Uh...
[ Warble! ]

Uh, yeah, I'm fine.

I just need to check something.

Mm hmm.

Oh.

Oh, my gosh!
Is that pizza steve?

Oh, my gosh,
it is pizza steve!

Are those new glasses?

Whoa, they're cool.

So uh, anyway,
could you sign this?

Make it out to monstro.

No, no, no, no, no.
Evil, evil, evil.

Bad!
Definitely cursed glasses.

Aw, it's just some ordinary
talking slice of pizza.

Gross.
Guess I'll just go eat worms.

Yo, check it out, everyone
a regular slice of boring pizza.

[ Laughter ]

Hey, everyone, don't worry
it's me pizza steve.

[ Screams ]

[ Laughter, cheering ]

[ Screams ]

[ Sighs ]

Man: sun glasses a.

Only for a the
coolest a beach guys a.

Sun glasses a.

Uh, excuse me, one pair
of your finest shades, please.

What's this a?

I don't serve a boring a piece
of pizza pie!

Capiche a?
Run along.

[ Sighs ]

Oh, uh, uh,
pizza steve a.

I'm a so sorry a.

Here a, I give a you my finest
sunglass for only a dollar!

Huh, you were
actually scarier before.

Just let me get a dollar
from my wallet.

[ Hissing ]
[ screams ]

Get away, wormy worms!

I have to escape
this nightmare.

I'm just gonna hide in the rv
till it's all over.

[ Groans ]

Hey, pizza steve,
it's okay

To be nervous
in social situations.

I get nervous
sometimes, too.

Now I know
what you're thinking

Many people would find
that hard to believe,

Because I'm always
the life of the party.

So how's about
I join you in the rv

For a nice round
of video games?

No way!

Get away from me,
you freak.

[ Screams ]

[ Sighs ]
guess I'll go eat worms.

And that's how
we tide pool.

[ Sobbing ]

Why?!

Well, if it isn't
the "king of the beach!"

Huh?
You heard me.

[ Grunts ]

It's time for the
"king of the beach" competition,

Of course.
No, no, I can't!

[ Chuckles ] oh, pizza steve,
you're so humble

And scared,
for some reason.

Yo, yo, yo, it's time,
ladies and gentleman,

For our annual
"king of the beach" competition.

Let's hear it
for our awesome contestants.

Yo!
[ Cheering ]

What am I gonna do?!

If I take off these glasses,
I'll be humiliated.

But, if I keep them on,

I'll lose the competition
and be humiliated.

Oh, golly golly gosh.

What do I
wait, that's it!

I know
what I've got to do.

Oh, yeah,
it's so obvious.

Man:
hey, mr. Steve, sir?

It's a real honor
to be competing with you.

You'll never take me alive,
you goblins from heck!

Oh, yo,
ladies and gents.

Pizza steve is getting
a head start on his sand castle,

Sand castle building
being the first

And only stage
of this competition.

Oh, they won't be able
to get me in here.

It looks like the other
contestants are having trouble.

Yo, look at
that little pizza go.

He is determined,
y'all.

Whoo!
Oh, my, yo.

It's taken a long time but I
think we may have a winner, yo.

No need to look at the other
contestant's work.

Seems like there's
a little door here, yo.

I'm going in, folks.

I'm crawling down
quite a long tunnel.

This is very cool, yo.

I shall try to describe
to y'all the intricacy

And the craftsmanship
of pizza steve's castle.

So you've taken the bait.

Keep crawling along,
you little creeper.

See where you end up.

This announcer is truly humbled

By the dedication
on display down here.

Pizza steve is an artist
and an inspiration.

[ Sniffling ]
crying, yo.

I'll continue
down this small tunnel.

Oh, huh, yo.

It's getting mad tight, yo.

Also getting hard to breathe.

Wait, I think I see an opening.

[ Grunts ]
yo, pizza steve.

I think I'm stuck, yo.
Hey, what are you

Demon!
[ Ding! ]

[ Poof! ]

[ All gasp ]

[ Ting! ]
I love to party!

[ Cheering ]

All: [ chanting ]
king of the beach!

King of the beach!

So, pizza steve, did you have
a good time at spring break?

You know, uncle g,

I think I might be too cool
for spring break.

These kids today
can't handle my cool.

[ Screams ]
please!

I'm telling you,
I saw goblins, yo.

Wait, there they are.

Keep them away from me!

[ Screams ]

Goblin!
Stay back, beasts!

[ Scoffs ]
what a weirdo.

[ Stretch! Chomp! ]

♪

Whoa, a flyer
for one free dance lesson.

I love dancing
especially when it's free.

But I better hurry
if I want to learn

How to dance
by the end of the day.

[ Grunting ]

Hey, pizza steve, want to get
a free dance lesson with me?

Sure,
but only if I'm driving.

Hop in.

[ Grunts ]
all right!

Let's see
what this baby's got.

[ Sputtering ]

Pizza steve,
look out for those gnomes!

[ Screaming ]

Sorry, gnomes.

Hi, giant realistic
flying tiger.

Hi, mr. Gus.

Pizza steve and I are gonna
get free dance lessons.

Care to join?

Wish I could, uncle grandpa,
but I've got

A very important date
with a delicious hamburger.

Okay,
you guys have a good one.

Weeee!
Rainbows are slippery.

[ Chomping ]

[ Crash ]

[ expl*si*n ]

[ Splash ]

[ Pop! Sloop! ]

Not sure if this is the way
to the dance studio.

[ Pop! ]

[ Splash ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Chirping ]

[ Pop! ]

Goo goo ga ga!
[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Electricity crackles ]
[ expl*si*n ]

[ Screeches ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Roars, chomps ]

[ expl*si*n ]

[ Warbling, zapping ]

[ expl*si*n ]

[ Pop! ]

Ooh, I think we're almost there.

[ Pop! Pop! ]

[ Groans ]

[ Crashing ]

[ Crack! ]

[ Tires screech ]

[ Groans ]

[ Splat! ]
It's closed!

But I wanted
a free dance lesson.

Let me see
that flyer for a sec.

This doesn't say,
"one free dance lesson."

This here flyer says,
"one free ranch dressing...

For your salad."

You mean to tell me
we went through all that

Just 'cause
I misread a flyer?

Yep.

I guess I learned
a valuable lesson.

What's that?

In order to succeed,
you must learn how to read.

[ Soft music plays ]

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That was quite delicious.

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