03x23 - Uncle Fashion

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

Woman: [ french accent ]
francois! Time for dinner!

[ French accent ]
down in a minute, mother.

C'est magnifique!

My fall fashion line
is complete.

Mwah!

Some day, I will be
a famous fashion designer.

Eh, boy?
[ Whimpers ]

♪

[ Whiffle! ]

[ Creak! ]

[ Twinkle! ]

So, boy,
what do you think?

[ Yelps ]
[ zip! ]

How am I ever going to be
a fashion designer

If no one likes my taste?

[ Creeeeeak, boom! ]

Bon jour morning.

[ Gasps ]
uncle grandpapa!

So, this is
france, huh?

A lot bigger
than I thought it'd be.

[ Straining ]

[ Boing! ]

So, what seems to be
the problem, francois?

I want to be the world's
greatest fashion designer.

But nobody
likes my taste.

I like your taste.
You do?

No.

But I know I guy

Who'll think your taste is
out of this world.

Really?
Where do we find this guy?

Out of this world.
Hop in.

So, timmy, you ever been
in a space helicopter before?

Um...no.

Good, neither have i.

[ Pop! ]

Let's go!

[ Beep ]

Better hold on. This is baby's
got a lot of kick.

[ Blam! ]

[ Fwoosh! ]

C'est incroyable!

I never knew
such a place could exist.

Indeed, francois.

This is a world of wonder
and harmony.

[ Chomp! ]

[ Chomp! ]

[ Munching, slurp! ]

[ Squish! ]

Hey, larry,
what's up?

[ Pop! ]
Oh, heavens.

If it isn't
a radioactive solar flare,

It's a confounded
geomagnetic storm

That's doing a number
on my cilia.

Oh, what's
an invertebrate to do?

I can't even find a decent
outfit on this unruly planet.

Uncle grandpa, what brings you
to this neck of the galaxy?

Listen, I want you to meet
a friend of mine.

I really don't think
this is a good idea.

Oh, nonsense.

Larry's got great taste.

You'll see.

Larry,
this is francois.

You've got to check out
his fashion designs.

Well, don't just stand there
like a bump on an asteroid.

Dazzle me, kid.

Okay,
but you asked for it.

I call this piece
"thorny malaise."

Oh, fabulous.

So macabre!

You call it
whatever you want, kid.

I say it's a little slice
of couture heaven.

Hey, you were right.

I guess some people

Or aliens actually do
have good taste.

Gwah!

Oh!

Absolutely delicious.

I told you there'd be someone
who liked you clothes.

C'est terrible!

This was not
what I was hoping for!

I wanted him to like my clothes
for the looks,

Not for
a late night snack.

Can we please leave?

This is
completely humiliating.

But I thought
you wanted somebody

To appreciate
your taste.

He likes your clothes.
Isn't that what you wanted?

I want to go home!

Larry:
oh, I am sorry, darlings.

You're the best chef
I ever had!

I'm never
letting you go.

Let us free!

You cannot
get away with this!

[ Chomp! ]

I believe I just did.

Welcome to your new home,
fashion lackey.

[ Laughs ]

[ Creak, squirt! ]

Isn't this great,
francois?

Your dream
of being a fashion designer

Has finally come true.

This isn't exactly
what I was imaging.

[ Squirt, squirt, squirt! ]

So much for pursuing
my interests.

[ Munches ]

[ Belches ]

All right,
enough lollygagging.

Do you have
my next outfit?

I'm just putting
the finishing touches.

Well, hurry up already.
Can't you see I'm starving?

Yeah, francois.

It's not good
to make your customers wait.

Sorry, larry.

Francois is still a newbie
to the fashion game.

Mmm,
a flame print onesie.

I hear flames are really hot
this season.

[ Gulps ]

[ Belches ]
I love a meal with spice.

Well, don't just sit there
gathering space dust!

Make me another!

Uh... Sorry.

It looks like
I've run all out of fabric.

Good news, francois.

I found a whole bunch of fabric
that someone

Apparently tried hide
inside this shallow ditch.

I wonder who would do
such a thing.

Ohhh!!

Voilã .
Now get back to work!

Whew.
That was a close one.

With friends like you,
who needs the enemies?

[ Squirt! ]

♪

Another!

[ Gulp! ]
Another!

Both: another!

Another!

Work harder! Work harder!
Work harder!

Forever!!

Isn't this the life,
francois?

You get to live
your dream of being

A high end
fashion designer,

And I get to lounge around doing
absolutely nothing to help.

I can't wait
to tell my friends back home.

Say, when are we
going back home anyway?

Don't you get it?

We are trapped
down here forever!

We are never going to see
our friends or family again!

[ Poink, bang! ]

Forever?
Why didn't you say something?

Get me out of here!

Somebody help me!

[ Toilet flushes ]
whew!

Nobody go in there
for at least half an hour.

What the?
Why aren't you working?

Stop lazing around
and make me an outfit.

Can't you see I haven't eaten
in the last 45 seconds?

Now, I'm gonna turn around
and count to 10,

And when I turn back,
there better be an outfit ready.

One, two, three...

Don't worry.
I'll get us out of here

Hmm, let's see.

What convenient
plot device

Could save us
from this mess?

Pardon me,
uncle grandpa.

Just a reminder
it's time for your lunch break.

All right, thanks,
uncle grandpa.

It's never good
to skimp on

The second most important meal
of the day, you know.

Belly bag,
if you'd kindly do the honors.

Okay.

Blargh!

Huh?

All right, hand it over,
you slugs.

[ Squish! ]

What is this slop?

Disgusting! I want clothes,
not that garbage.

Aw, man, that was was my sardine
and cottage cheese sandwich.

Now make me
something decent

Before I make you wish
you never got out of bed!

Ugh, I need to wash my mouth out
with flannel briefs.

So, he doesn't like
the taste of food, huh?

That is it!

Belly bag, give me as much food
as you can quickly!

If you say so!

Blargh!

Wow, you're gonna
eat all that?

No uncle grandpa pa,

This is our ticket
off this stinking planet.

All right,
where's my outfit?

Larry!

Just the alien
we're looking for.

Francois stitched something
up for you

That you'll never forget.

Ooh,
sounds mouthwatering!

You got that right.

Oh, francois.

Dinner, s'il vous plait.

♪

How does this
whet your appetite?

Nyah! What is that?

Francois is wearing
the first in a new line

For the upcoming season.

A sweater
for the fashionista

With only
the highest taste.

Bon appã©tit.

[ Spits ]

Gaah!
Those aren't clothes!

You're right,
they're not.

It's what we on the planet earth
call "food".

Speaking of which,
feast your watery eyes on this.

[ Squish! ]

Oh, I need to
take a shower stat.

Please stop!

Maybe we should
raise the steaks.

I've seen enough.
Please, no more!

But we are
just getting started.

I know.
I'm on a roll.

Together: come on, larry.
You know you want some, larry.

I can't take it anymore!

Okay, that's it.

You really did it this time.

You made me take out...
The ostrich feather!

Get off my planet,
you vulgar brutes!

[ Bang! ]

[ Thud! ]

You see, francois, everything
worked out in the end.

But everyone
still hates my taste.

Oh, I am hopeless.

Sacrã© blue!

It's clothing
made out of food!

What a great
new fashion trend!

[ Crowd murmuring ]

They...like my taste?

So, this was
your plan all along?

To take me to an alien planet
to be humiliated

So I discover
my hidden talent.

Uh... Yeah...
Sure, why not.

You gonna eat that?
[ Chomp! ]

Mmm, now show them
what you got kid.

♪

[ Crowd murmuring ]

[ Whiffle! ]

[ Squish! Fart! ]

Uncle grandpa pa,
they love me!

Uncle grandpa pa?

My work here is done.

Just promise me you'll never
forget the important message

In today's episode
of uncle grandpa pa.

And that message is

[ Fwoosh! ]

So, what do you think?

Meh.

Aw, okay.

[ Creak ]

♪

[ Tires screeching, bang! ]

Beach, y'all!

Right behind you!

[ Laughing ]

Wait a second,
uncle grandpa.

Why are you dressed
in that space suit?

We're at the beach.

Aren't we
going to the moon?

Uncle grandpa beach short,
take two.

[ Beep ]

Beach y'all!

Right behind you!

[ Laughing ]

Uncle grandpa,
what are you doing?

Uhhhh...

I thought we were
going to the moon again.

Uncle grandpa beach short,
take three.

[ Beep ]

Now that's
more like it.

I know, right?

Whoo!

Nobody tells pizza steve
he can't skateboard.

[ Beep! ]
Whooooo!

No! Wait a minute!

Aaaah!!

[ Muffled ] you can't do this
to pizza steve!

Wait! No!

[ Engine turns over ]
noooo!

Poor pizza steve.

Yeah, beach jail is
a cold, dark place.

So, where do you guys
want to sit?

Somewhere close
to the water.

How about this spot?
Nah. Closer.

Here?
Closer.

Too close.

Ice cream.

[ Buzzing ]

Flyscream.

[ Beep ]
boooo.

[ Roars ]

[ Roars ]

[ Tires screech ]

Poor giant realistic
flying tiger.

Yeah.

[ Beeping ]

Poor magic r. V.

Yeah.

Announcer: and now its time
for "flip flops with mr. Gus."

Life is better
in flip flops.

It sure is, mr. Gus.

You've been watching "flip flops
with mr. Gus."

That was quite delicious.