[ Up tempo music plays ]
Try this episode with mustard!
[ Cow moos ]
Uncle Grandpa:
Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo!
Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo!
Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo!
Super Ostrich...
Fighter Turbo!
You guys, you'll never guess
what I found at the landfill!
"Super Ostrich
Fighter Tur "
"Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo"
the hit video game everyone
was talking about in 1992!
Just a quick blow on
the circuits, and it's go time.
[ Blows ]
[ Blows ]
Here we go!
Pizza Steve likes
where this day is going!
Choose your ostrich.
Uh...
I'll take...this one.
Dang it!
That's the one I wanted!
All right.
I'll settle for this one.
Ostrich versus ostrich!
Fight!
Aw, yeah!
This game is so awesome!
We're gonna spend the entire day
playing it!
Sounds good to me,
bro.
Y'all know what time it is?
Time to stop standing
in front of the TV.
It's time for Uncle Grandpa
to help some kids!
No!
Come on, Tiny Miracle!
Now's a really bad time.
Actually,
now is the perfect time.
Because you programmed me
to do this every day
precisely at this time!
Oh!
Today's helpless children are...
Lori, who got her kite
stuck in a tree,
and Philip,
who can't dance.
[ Sighs ]
Why can't there be just one day
where
I don't have to help kids?
Hey, don't look at me.
I was just doing my job.
♪ Tiny Miracle ♪
♪ The robot boy ♪
[ Sighs ]
So much for playing
"Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo"
all day.
If only I could program
Tiny Miracle to do my job.
Tiny Miracle:
♪ Tiny Miracle ♪
♪ Easily programmable
to perform any task ♪
Wait That's it!
♪ Bleep bleep bleep,
bleep bleep bleep bloop bloo ♪
Get over here!
[ Clang ]
[ Grunting ]
Hey! What the...
Can it!
[ Powering down ] D D Did
somebody say Tiny Mirac...
Uncle Grandpa,
what y'all doing?
Modifying Tiny Miracle
to be Uncle Grandpa.
So I can play video games!
[ Sparkle! ]
[ Squish! Squish! ]
Just punch in some new code,
and...
We're good to go!
[ Thwack! ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Crackle! Whir! ]
I now present to you
the Robo U. G.
He's gonna take over for me
for the rest of the day.
Good morning.
Pizza Steve, you ready
to get your ostrich on?
You know it, bro!
Uncle Grandpa,
I don't think
hastily reprogramming
Tiny Miracle
and sending him out
into the world unsupervised
was such a good idea.
Ya know, Mr. Gus,
you're right.
It wasn't a good idea.
It was a great idea!
But, Uncle Grandpa,
what if
Mr. Gus,
you worry too much.
I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?
Good morning.
Analyzing.
Harmless butterfly.
Solution
love and enjoy.
[ Crackle! Crackle! ]
[ Warble! ]
L L Love a a and enjoy.
Destroy!
[ Crackle! ]
[ Sobbing ]
There, there, Lori.
I'm sure Uncle Grandpa
will show up any minute
to get your kite out
of that tree.
You really think so,
Dad?
Well, I know so!
Well, by golly, here he comes
now in robot form.
Analyzing.
Kite in tree.
Solution
destroy Lori's house.
Uncle Grandpa robot!
Why?!
G G Good morning.
Uncle Grandpa:
[ Laughing ]
You're getting your crust
stuffed, Pizza Steve!
[Squawks]
Double ostrich c c combo!
Aw, come on, man!
Pizza Steve,
my moves are s mokin'!
So is the house foundation
across the street.
I'm sure Robo U. G.
is working on it.
One, two.
One, t a two.
[ Groans ]
I'll never learn how to dance.
[ Gasps ]
Uncle...Grandpa?
Good morning.
Analyzing...
Phillip can't dance.
Solution
massive tidal wave!
Hey, where's all this water
coming from?
Who cares?! We're playing
"Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo."
[ Grunts ]
Uncle Grandpa,
now might be a good time
to go check
on your little robot buddy.
Yeah, okay,
maybe after the next 27 games.
Yeah, wouldn't want anything
to interrupt your game...
'specially not
the flamethrower factory
crashing
into the power plant.
[ Blip! ]
Flippin' frog legs!
What the heck was that?!
I think
the power just went out!
But why?!
Probably because
the power plant's on fire.
Geez Louise!
How do you suppose
something like that happened?
If I had to guess,
I'd say it was caused
by Robot Uncle Grandpa,
the malfunctioning robot
you created
and, therefore,
are responsible for.
I'm responsible for?!
Wait,
I guess you're right.
[ Sighs ]
All right.
I'll go shut him down.
Come on, Pizza Steve!
[ Panting ]
Robo U.G.,
it's time to power down!
[ Claps ]
Robo U.G.: Analyzing.
He's programmed to shut down
when I clap my hands.
Should only take a sec.
My creator.
Solution destroy!
[ Chuckles nervously ]
Maybe he didn't hear me
the first time. [ Claps ]
[ Screams ]
Uh, yeah, he
definitely didn't hear me!
[ Claps loudly ]
[ Screams ] Why'd you program
him to destroy us?
I didn't!
He's gone haywire!
We better get out
of here!
[ Screaming ]
[ Panting ]
[ Sighs ]
Life was so much better
when we were playing
"Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo."
Hey, speaking of ostriches,
there's one right there.
[ Squawking ]
If that ostrich
is equipped with Wi Fi,
then it's game on,
Pizza Steve.
Wi Fi?
Come on!
[ Grunts ]
Belly Bag, my wireless
bird controller, please.
Here ya go, boss!
Okay.
Just connect to ostrich.
[ Beeping ]
Come on, come on,
come on!
[ Beeping ]
[ Ding! ]
Connected!
[ Squawks ]
Yes!
Time to save the day
with some real life
"Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo."
You ready, Pizza Steve?
Uncle G,
Pizza Steve was born read
[ Scream ]
I'll get ya out in five minutes,
Pizza Steve, I promise.
Onward!
[ Squawking ]
[ Crackle! ]
G G G Good morning.
Not for long.
[ Squawks ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Beeping ]
Triple ostrich combo!
[ Crackle! Boom! ]
[ Squawking ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Groans ]
We did it, Pizza Steve!
[ Groans ]
But I'll tell ya one thing,
it's gonna take a tiny miracle
to clean up this mess.
Did somebody say
"Tiny Miracle"?
Yeah.
Now, get to work.
Really? You're gonna let
the robot do your job again?
Seriously?
Why not?
I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?
♪ Tiny Miracle,
the robot ♪
Whoa!
[ Crackle! ]
D D D Did somebody say
"worldwide destruction"?
What are you doing,
Uncle Grandpa?
Thinking.
What ya thinking about?
Thinking.
[ Laughing ]
Whoo!
[ Laughing ]
[ Laughing continues ]
Whoo ooh!
Whoo!
Bwop, bwop, bwop,
bwop, bwop, bwop!
Ooh ooh!
[ Laughs ]
Whee!
Duh.
[ Laughing ]
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughing ]
Yee ha ha ha!
[ Sighs ]
Funhouse mirrors
sure are great.
[ Up tempo music plays ]
That was quite delicious.
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04x17 - Robo-UG
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Uncle Grandpa is a magical shapeshifting person that stops by children's houses every day to see how they are doing.
Uncle Grandpa is a magical shapeshifting person that stops by children's houses every day to see how they are doing.