01x02 - Chapter 2 and Chapter 3

[bunniefuu]

HEARTBEAT THUMPING

HEAVY BASS MUSIC

Solidarity. Wait,
is that sparkling?

Yeah. JUDE SIGHS

What have you become?

And why does everyone
keep calling it a miracle?

Put some spunk in a test
tube and shake it about.

Like, how is that magical?

It's not. It's science.

We stopped IVF.

Natural conception, bredda.

Natural, a lie?

Nah, me nah lie to you.

But aren't you all a
bit vegan down there?

HE SUCKS TEETH

No, no, no. I was worried I
could be in the same boat.

How, Jude?

If you were my biological brother,
you might have an argument but...

No, I know. Science.

But what if I, like, caught
it off you or something?

HE LAUGHS Dickhead.

We actually got quite lucky.

Yeah, you did.

Dickhead.

There's this thing
where you come off IVF,

you can randomly get pregnant.

Miracle. You can randomly get...

Oh, God, you're one
of those, aren't you?

Going around with
the sparkling water,

telling people,
"We're pregnant!"

Look at me.

You bring shame
on to our family.

No. Yes. Never.

She's pregnant and
we're having a baby.

You know what I mean!
So stop trying it.

Not a test-tube baby.

You basically just
wasted all that dough.

No. You should put
Molly online, bredren.

What? Why are you
even like this?

No, no. I'm just trying to help.

Curves are still curves,
you know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Thanks for your
continued support, dickhead.

Natural t*tties,
yeah. That's insane.

What are the chances?
Around 6%, actually.

Wait! 6%?

That's not even,
like... Hold up.

So there's a higher
probability that's my baby

because I'm at least 6%
more attractive than you.

That's not how stats work.
I'm taller, I'm younger.

Five months younger. Yeah,
I'm still younger, though.

No, seriously.
Congratulations, my bro.

Finally... Thanks.
..you're gonna be an uncle.

You're a dickhead!

Well done, Molly. That's it.

Little pushes.

Breathe, breathe.

Exactly. Breathe.
Chin on the chest.

Chin on the chest. Push down.

That's it, that's it, Molly.

Little pushes, Molly. Well done.

That's it.

That's the head.

Well done, Molly.

That's the head,
that's the head.

OK, we've got a
bit of retraction.

Little push for
me, please, Molly.

We've got a dystocia
- start timing.

Call for support and Dr Azarus.

Let's prepare for a McRoberts.
Let's get this bed down.

Whoa! What's just going on?

We're just going to recline you.

Your baby's shoulders
are just a little stuck.

It's OK.

We're just going to
perform a simple manoeuvre

to free the obstruction. OK?

I just need you to stay
nice and relaxed, OK?

It's crucial. It's crucial.

Dr Azarus, please report
to Delivery 3 immediately.

What's happening? I
need to get in there

to help with the delivery, Madam.
I'm her mother. I'm really needed.

Tell me what's happening. Can
you tell me what's happening?

I'm really needed in that
room, madam? Excuse me.

I'm going to lift your knees up to
create some space in your pelvis.

OK? I need suprapubic pressure.

OK. Come on, guys, let's
really get those knees back.

Molly, push, push.

Come on. Push, push.

That's it. Let's really get
those knees back, guys. OK.

I need suprapubic
pressure... now!

Wait. Hold on. Keep
pushing, keep pushing.

That's it, that's it.

Here we go. That's it.

There we go.

There we go!

Well done, well done.

You did it. Well done.

It's all good.

BABY CRIES

You did it. You did it.

Here we go.

That's good.

Skin to skin.

It's very powerful.

SHE SPEAKS SOFTLY

Aren't you going
to introduce us?

My first grandchild.

It's a girl.

Yes.

They've had a rough night.
Let's just give them some space.

OK.