01x04 - Episode 4

[bunniefuu]

[snap]

[notification]

[Yes] "Dear journal.

"Oh my God,
My crush sent me a message."

- It's with you.
- [little laugh]

Girl, I talk to you 24/7.

You like him.

Imagine, he's ugly.
Or he lives in a cellar.

No, worse. In his mother's cellar.

- He doesn't live with his mother.
- You don't know.

You don't even know his name.
Don't you want to know who it is?

I don't care.
It's just for fun.

I'm not going to meet him.

Who is this for?

It's average for customers
to have 1m of hair.

Hmm... And the jersey, is it for them?

Are you Blake?

You have decided
that I was hitting the whole world.

One, that wouldn't be bad already.
At least he exists.

He just exists to piss me off.

One moment he's nice, and then...

But you want to see his little Jesus.

You are extremely annoying

In fact.

[phone ringing]

- Hello ?
- Alma. It's Marco.

We have a problem to solve. I will tell you
wait at the hotel as soon as possible.

OK, j'arrive.

[rock music]

[on touch]

[Marco] Come in.

You wanted to see me?

A problem with Mr. Blake?

Not to my knowledge.

Their start is not good.

He is a millionaire.
He will get over it.

An evening would boost his application.

I'll let you imagine the benefits.
and advertising for us.

But when I proposed to him
that we take charge of this event,

he ardently refused.

I'm not sure
to understand my role in this.

Convince Mr. Blake
to let us organize his evening.

Alright.

[Alma] Attends.

Attends.

I'm handling it. Thanks.

[Blake] Yes?

You again.

I'll bring you breakfast.

Where do I put this?

Uh... [he sighs] On the table.

[the door closes]

[he sighs]

Can I get you some tea?

A coffee?

No thanks, I'll be fine.

And otherwise...

a small slice of cereal bread

with... jam

from House...

What do you want?

Do my job.

All right.

[sigh]

Is your job to repeat everything?

You are right.

Please excuse me.
It was very awkward.

Okay. Thanks.

Let's save time.

You are here to convince me
to organize the evening.

Your colleague told me about it.

Yes, you should trust us

this evening.

And why?

We are the best.

You won't regret it.

All right.
I'll let you convince Océane.

Good day.

Good day.

[Océane] It’s changing quickly.

The conversion rate is not great,
but the feedback is great.

OK, I'll send it to you.

Yes, now.

THANKS.

as*h*le.

[Alma] Hello.

- Do you need anything?
- No, I'm fine. Thanks.

Congratulations on your application.
I downloaded it.

- I adore.
- Oh yes ?

[Oceane] Hmm.

The concept is great.

I tell my single friends about it.

I have a lot of them. A lot.

Tons.

He had warned me
that you had big hooves.

There, they are stilts.

You have 10 seconds
to convince me.

With our experience,
we are the best organizers.

With a starred chef,

a service run by a trained team
in the best hotel schools,

contacts
with influential personalities...

If you choose us, Bumble
and Tinder will go out of business.

You will dominate the market.

- And you will become the masters of the world...
- OK.

Easy. It's okay.

What do you propose?

You will find French cuisine
revisited by our chef Claire Li,

focused on product quality.

[Alma] Here, Bresse poultry.
Here, a beef bourguignon.

Convenient to eat, that.

For a buffet, we can make
a miniature version of the dishes.

- In a glass, for example.
- A beef bourguignon to drink.

This is a great idea.

We can adapt, of course.

What did you have in mind?

[she sighs]

What is this?

[in English]
Sorry, it's my lunch.

No problem.

Can we taste?

Yes of course.

It's a bread,
a vietnamese sandwich,

Parisian version.

Help yourself.

Hmm.

[in French]It's delicious.

It's not bad.

[Alma] A modern one.

And easy to eat.

I guess we can decline it
in full variety.

[in English] We can do with it
fish, chicken or vegetables?

Of course.

- [in French] For a hundred people?
- Of course.

[Oceane] OK.

Let's move on.

Banh mi for a night out.
She's in the west, the boss.

Don't say that in front of her.
This is a great idea.

- She doesn't understand French.
- It's you who doesn't understand anything.

[in English] That's perfect. Thank you.

[she sighs]

- [in French] So?
- Well no.

C'est too much.

It's a dating app.

So it's hearts
and red roses?

Well, let's move on to something else.

OK, you have no idea at all.

And.

But it's your night.

Yeah. Why did you insist?
to take care of it?

Come back with a real idea.
Now I don't have time anymore.

Alright.

[elevator bell]

[Alma sighs]

Whoa.

- We spend the same day.
- Hell.

Are you coming tonight?

No, I'll finish too late.

And I have Lou tonight.

How are you since the divorce?

[he sighs]

I don't know. We don't talk about it.

In any case, she doesn't talk to me about it.

But I can see that we are not connecting.

She's a teenager. It's normal.

He'll get over it.

[Marco] Soul.

Where are we?

It's in progress.

It's not signed,
but I do my best.

Count on me.

Alright.

Prove to me that you are up to it.

[his footsteps move away]

Is this pressure?

Clearly, yes.

[Océane] It's not moving.

Don't worry.
We've been through this before. It's going to take off.

Yeah...

What, you doubt it?

No, I don't doubt it.
But we have investors on our backs.

We have to hurry.

And if it fails, I will find
another idea that you will make concrete.

[not rushed]

What is this?

It's nothing.

Alex, what is it?

- It's nothing!
- Where does it come from?

The concierge said that a delivery man
had deposited it.

Did you call the police?

Well no.

- That's enough, we're going back to LA.
- No, we're having a party.

Are you kidding me?

I'm not kidding you.
You said it. We have no choice.

This is not the first time

that I am threatened.
And I know who it is.

I told Albert that I was in Paris.

He would never do that.

He's done much worse.

Come on, give me that.

Condolences... Congratulations!

Ah, what an old joke.

Girl!

What ?

I'm pregnant!

- Non ?
- Yes.

Do you want to see a picture?

- Look at.
- Bravo.

- There, he is super ugly.
- [Theo] Like his father.

- No, he will take after me.
- That's funny.

- Do you want a drink?
- In two seconds.

So, how was this evening?

I don't know. Marco is putting pressure on me.
and Alex ignores me.

Show him your haircut.

[little laugh]

- Are you coming with us?
- I'm coming.

OK.

Hey.

- How are you ?
- How are you.

- It's nice to see you.
- Theo told me to come, so...

Here I am.

What are you drinking?

- A Moscow Mule.
- A Moscow Mule...

Wait, I got it. Moscow Mule...

Ginger beer, citron vert

and vodka.

- Wow.
- I worked.

- A Moscow Mule and?
- A coke.

- Please.
- THANKS.

THANKS.

Well, it's cool for your friends.

Yeah, it's super... crazy.

Whoa. I feel something wrong.

No, it's really great.
Just a rotten day.

Ah.

- And you ?
- Listen...

I don't have anything better.
My boyfriend and I broke up.

There you go. That's why...

- Ah.
- It was cool to have a drink.

- THANKS.
- We should go celebrate the news.

- Finally, the baby.
- Uh...

- Yeah.
- That will be cool.

OK.

[Naïm] It works.

We're pregnant! We're pregnant!

- Yes !
- Oh yeah, nice.

[upbeat music]

- [music stops]
- [notification]

[laugh]

[laugh]

[woman] Stop.

[moans]

[moans]

[moans]

[woman] Oh yes.

[moans]

[woman] Careful. Oh yes.

[moans]

- How are you ?
- Yeah.

You don't want us to...

What ?

- Shall we move?
- There, now?

- Yeah.
- [he laughs] No.

No, it's not cool for friends.

- OK.
- OK ?

[she nods]

[upbeat music]

[brouhaha]

[music stops]

[upbeat music]

[gasping for breath]

[moans]

[groan]

[gasping for breath]

[music stops]

[sigh]

I have an idea for the evening.

Confessionals,
to recreate the concept of the app.

People would talk without seeing each other,
like on Dear You.

We would put a screen with questions
to facilitate conversation.

People need to understand
the interest of the application.

No kidding.

[Alma] The interest is...

the drive.

The fantasy.

The desire.

The temptation.

Eroticism.

Alright.

We understood.

Well, do it.

OK, it works.