13x03 - Professional Tourists

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Ace gets two thumbs up.

He's a hottie.

I failed.

You don't have an iceberg's chance in hell with Ace.

He wouldn't f*** you with my b****.

If you don't talk to anybody, I won't talk to anybody.

Nobody in the house likes anybody else really.

Mallory's really, really beautiful.

When I look at her, she just gets prettier.

Bonjour.

This is the true story.

C'est une histoire brusque of seven strangers.

C'est étranger.

…

dicts to live in France.

In a ship to work together and have their lives changed.

Find out what happened.

When people stopped being played.

Well, you know what, dog?

It's not even real.

The real world's Paris.

Wow.

Oh my God, it's snowing like crazy outside.

Yeah, it's gorgeous.

I'm so happy it snowed.

Oh, Mallory, I wish we could walk around romantic in the snow.

I know.

I am attracted to Ace because he has such a good personality.

I think there's been a little flirtation, but nothing more than that so far.

Do Charlie's Angels in the snow?

That's not Charlie's Angels.

Just come on, nimble.

I love this.

I'm so strong.

Call me old-fashioned.

Is it good?

Call me crazy.

This is great color.

I think it should be white.

Yeah.

I know that Leah has had feelings for Ace, so I don't really want anything to happen.

This is full-scale w*r.

No, I'm not in it.

I'm not in on it.

I refuse.

I refuse to be a part of it.

Really?

When I have feelings, I'm not the type to just, like, state them to everyone.

I don't state my claim, you know?

Mallory has had feelings towards Ace for the past while, and I think there might be some

issues in the house about that.

I'm fine.

I'll just be around in the background.

Oh, yeah.

But, I mean, I still think it's very good looking.

You're not going to pursue anything?

No, I refuse, I refuse to pursue.

I got knocked down drag out fight with this girl in the house and it's a nightmare.

My sister has a lot of insight in and I don't have.

And the truth is my sister knows me better than anybody.

When I'm being a schmuck she'll tell me I'm being a schmuck.

I don't even know what happened, you know.

I got like dad's temper or something.

What happened with the argument?

Okay, so we're talking about like sex and like you know what you girls can have anybody you want.

But you're just too picky and this guy in our house is named Ace.

He's super hot, right?

And so I appointed him like he's he's like the top point oh oh oh one percent.

She's like what do you mean you think I can't have a hot guy?

No you can't have a guy like him.

No.

Then she took offense at that.

Yeah well she would Adam.

First of all she's gonna be defensive because nobody wants to hear that.

She gotta understand that first of all her reaction she's going to be defensive.

You tell her that she can't have somebody.

That's a direct insult to her.

Yeah, I did you see that.

You're right Che.

I did something wrong.

I gotta do something to fix this.

I can't this can't be.

I guess the bottom line is inside I know I was in control of the situation and I did the wrong thing.

And I'm gonna have to apologize for it.

I mean I gotta live with this girl for a long time.

I don't like it right now how it's kinda a little bit arguing in the house.

I kinda like it when we're all together, because being in this other country, all we have is each other.

It just kills me when people fight.

I just wish everybody could get along.

Hey, bad news?

Can you get any food?

Good news is I bought a assload of liquor instead.

Alright guys, I'm getting this just hammered or not, okay?

But we're doing it my way.

I don't want anybody talking about they know how to do it better.

My mission for tonight is for just everybody to just have fun and get closer as a group.

Basically, kinda bring some of my home to France.

Alright, that's as clean as I get it.

Huh?

It's clean.

With the barbiturate?

Yeah.

I don't care.

I'll drink from a trough.

I'm back to that somewhere like a witch.

Hell yeah!

I threw it in right there!

You're kidding me?

I am challenging Mallory to a drink contest just to prove, maybe to myself, that I can drink more than she can.

I can't.

I can't.

Alright, ready?

Me and you.

Follow me.

Hand in hand.

It just smells like garbage can, but it's okay.

I don't know if I can match these, but I'm willing to try.

If I'm doing this tonight, I'm doing it right, baby.

I'm trying to ask for the first cup.

I've been helping this thing all night.

My cow is on the run.

Got some road run.

I felt really, really bad, not just because I hurt your feelings,

and I know I did, which I am very sorry about,

but it's more that I really like you, I think you're great.

I've never had someone hurt my feelings like you did that night.

I want you to know that me talking to you right now,

this is a huge thing for me.

I have never forgiven anyone for anything, ever.

Normally, I would never even have this conversation.

Well, I appreciate it.

I just want you to know that this experience means a lot more

to me than holding a grudge.

Can I get like a goodbye hug or something?

All right.

We'll be short over.

Oh, oh, I'd like to do that.

All right.

Let's go.

That's the book he sent you.

Oh my God, look how cute she is.

I know that Ace has been seeing a girl back home.

I haven't really talked to him so much about his feelings for her,

but I know she's there.

Is that Kate?

She's so pretty.

She's gorgeous, you know, sweetie?

I think this is the girl I'm supposed to marry.

But then another part of me is like, Ace, you're 23,

and I just don't think I'm quite ready to date the last girl

I'm going to date for the rest of my life.

I just had the greatest idea.

Limbo contest!

Yeah!

Okay, here we go.

Yeah!

Ace, come here.

It's the comparisons route

oh jeez

GIMME THE CAMERA

HWhen did you say you had a plan for tonight?

I haven't seen Kate in weeks.

The honest truth is, I'm just really confused about my love life right now.

You got ten drinks?

Whatever.

I'll give you my word right now, I don't lie.

I swear to God, you drank ten of these.

Ace is getting a little fuzzy.

The whole point of tonight was to see who could outdrink who.

Me and you were starting a competition, and other people decided to join.

It was last…

Ace and I.

And I'm still whooping his a*s.

It's really sad.

I'm about to go to bed because it's so sad.

Ace, we're going to bed.

You can join us in bed.

Whoa.

I'm just kidding.

Joking.

If I drink you under the table while you're asleep, I mean I win.

You know, she's inviting you into her bed.

Mallory's quite insistent with having Ace in her bed.

And I'm thinking, you've got all these ladies pulling at you, and you are type of the wife.

Mallory wants you to come to her bed.

I don't forgive people.

If you cross me and automatically you are just like erased from my life.

That's terrible.

You can't do that to people.

If you don't forgive people, people are not going to forgive you.

It's just very shallow minded.

I told Adam, I said, I have to live with you.

Do I like you right now?

Not really.

When Adam was walking in front of the barn, up to the house, I knew I wasn't going to like him.

I knew it.

I just knew it.

We're going to be late.

I told them 11.



And I met some friends that we were going to meet them around quarter to 12.

And I was telling everybody, you know, we're going to go now.

And everyone was like, yeah, yeah, we're ready.

We're ready.

Here they come.

Hey, hurry up.

The train's coming.

Go girl.

You guys, hurry up.

It's coming.

Pull your monkey a*s in now.

Come on.

Get on.

Okay, it's gone.

Is it on?

Mallory is gone.

I find it really attractive that this girl can hang with me.

A girl can drink like a fish.

That's the way I like to go.

Come on, come on.

We're already five minutes late.

Come on.

Ace.

Come on.

I told you it's the wrong exit.

Come on you damn monkeys.

I'm supposed to go meet up with some girls.

I have a deadline to keep.

It's not like I have all night.

Where's the exit?

Ace.

Where the hell is Ace?

I don't know.

Ace wants to be alone with Mallory, so he jetted the set.

No, no, no.

Ace, kid.

Where the hell did he go?

My salary to me gets prettier every day.

I think I'm falling in love with her.

She's a really fun, crazy person,

but I think she's just scared to act that way.

I think she's trying to not be herself.

Drinking is a huge release.

When I'm drinking, all the inhibition is gone.

I'm so upset with this whole process

because you're exposing me.

I think we have a kiss over here.

I'm dating behind the scenes.

This is the only time we can kiss.

It's more off the camera.

I'm a nice little virgin.

I don't need to come off all bad.

She's just such a different person when the cameras aren't on.

She's really, really, really flirty.

I will not give you my phone for tomorrow.

Do you want to just give up real fast and go somewhere else?

Come on.

Let's go walk.

Walk, walk, walk.

How they looking?

How they looking?

Leave her hands.

We're losing them.

We're losing them.

Come on, come on.

Let's go.

Go, go, go.

I'm gonna sleep.

Guys?

Guys?

Ace.

Ace.

Ace is not home.

God, I wanna know what the hell happened to Ace, man.

Better been good, better been worth it.

What happened now?

What?

What happened?

I lost my purse.

No, no, but OK, well, that in and of itself sucks.

I don't want to get back to that.

Don't get me wrong.

But what happened when we turned around?

OK, I stopped at a, I stopped somewhere

to go to the bathroom.

And then A stopped with me.

And then we couldn't find you guys.

How about, how about, how about you get some sleep.

You wake up in the morning.

You think of the real story.

And then you tell me some of the time.

I'm going to die.

What?

Gizli's purse, my wallet.

I'm so mad.

Hi, baby.

Hi.

I lost my purse.

What?

No.

No, please.

My wallet's in there.

My passport's in there.

That's like $200.

No.

I'm just going to go back to bed.

She didn't tell me that.

My passport.

What was in the purse?

My wallet.

What was in the wallet?

My credit card.

I mean, this is so stupid.

Stay away from the freaking alcohol for crying out loud.

You don't need it.

When I start, it's like hard for me to stop.

Well, then don't start.

I don't know.

I'm very confused about what kind of person I am.

I feel like I'm so many things that I hate.

I haven't been honest with myself for so long.

I just feel like a bad person.

Of course you do.

And I'm so sorry because you'll probably see things on TV

that you're gonna be like, oh, geez.

I deserve to be exposed

because I've been hiding for way too long.

I've worked so hard to try to be someone that I wasn't.

You have to make us proud, Mal.

You can't give in to those kind of temptations.

I told you you weren't strong enough.

I know.

She's okay with not me, because if it was my stuff, I would have crucified her.

Because everybody, that's so irresponsible, and you had my stuff with you.

You got completely drunk and then lost it.

I'm quite mad at Maderith.

I don't think being drunk is an excuse at all.

Even when I get drunk, I'm able to look after my own belongings.

What are you going to do?

You're going to yell at her?

She feels bad enough.

Hey.

Yeah, I mean, there's nothing you can do or say to make the situation better.

That's making it sound like it's okay, you know.

I know how stupid I was.

Oh, yeah.

I'm aware that last night…

That's why nobody's yelling at you.

And that's why…

Yeah, but the sad fact is, I think there's a huge chance that this will happen again before we all leave.

Aysa's already talking about getting absolutely sloshed tonight again.

I'm not like that.

I don't think that I can go out after not being responsible for anything.

I'm very disappointed in myself for losing Leah's purse.

Aysa and CT are coming with me today to try to find the purse.

But if I don't, I will definitely work to pay her back.

Christina.

Yeah, baby.

Can I take your gloves?

Mm-hmm.

Keep them on your hands, yeah?

Oh, my God.

See you later.

Good luck.

I'm so sorry.

Yes, this is it.

This is it.

Ah, yes!

Oh, Mr.

D.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Is there a passport in there?

There's no passport in here.

Lucy!

I'm home!

We tried.

No bag?

You're f***ing with me.

Where was this?

You said it's not in the bag.

There's no passports.

No.

She got us.

But they found it.

No passports.

They took the passport?

I can't believe you got it.

Are you sure you put the passport in there?

Because what?

Someone took the passport.

Passport.

Oh my God!

Oh, that is so good.

That makes it feel so much better.

I'm so sorry.

How are the girl roommates?

They're great.

Christina is this little tiny sex kitten from Vegas.

And then Gisele, she looks exactly like Gisele, the model.

And then there's one more girl, Mallory.

Oh, that's Mallory, Gisele.

So is it three guys and four girls?

Four guys, three girls.

What about the other three, right?

Adam is from LA.

Cute.

No.

Oh.

What do you think the question was

on the other end of the line?

I don't like causing arguments.

What I like doing is getting people

to tell me how they really feel.

I talked to Cher, she's like, is he cute?

Yeah, I didn't know.

She was saying, is that the one that…

I must've been bitching about him.

All right, and I apologize.

I talked to Cher, you said, is he cute?

That's what I talked to Cher.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I just feel like Leah

might be being disrespectful right now.

If you don't like the way someone looks,

you should probably just keep that information to yourself.

I don't even know if you remember, but you kissed me the other night, or I kissed you, or we kissed each other.

Oh, jeez!

That's funny, I just feel bad because I don't really remember.

And now I'm just wondering how Kate's going to handle that.

Oh no.

It wasn't, I'm sure it wasn't anything like, that's not a big deal if you, you know, one person.

Yeah, I guess so.

I really love Kate a lot, but it's a distance in the five months of being away.

It's just really tough.

I just feel like maybe I'm missing out.

See, that's what I'm worried about too, I'm holding back on everything, you know.

I'm scared I'm going to let this experience go by.

I definitely agree about being yourself for sure, but I think there's like a lot I still don't know about myself.

I don't want to be sneaky or eat more sh**ting birds at the camera.

No more running away.

But you're always like that, you're always like that.

You never want to be around the cameras anyways.

But I'm getting so much better.

I think you need to be yourself and just not worry about it.

I love my family so much and I don't want to hurt them.

And I'm going to hurt them.

But if I start to be honest with myself, I'll start to be honest with others.

And I won't be a coward and I won't be hiding anymore.

What scares me is like repercussions, you know, like after this is over.

Next on The Real One.

Do you not remember kissing him?

She's lying.

I'm kind of confused at where I am.

I'm glad that Leah knows that there might be a little something between Ace and I.

You drank all my liquor.

What liquor are you talking about?

You want to put yourself at a higher standard and feel entitled to the fact that you bought us alcohol for one night?

That's bull****.

Open my eyes, you stupid.

Are you happy now?

Are you happy now?

Open.

Why are you so stupid?