05x18 - High Dive

[bunniefuu]

My house has wheels!

[ Goat bleats ]

♪♪

[ Children laughing ]

[ Splash! ]

Hey, pal, it's your turn.

Oh, I know.
My friends are watching.

It's called "building suspense."

Dude, todays'
the last day of summer.

We don't have time for suspense!

Patience, patience.

Watch how a real professional
handles it.

Maybe you'll even learn
a thing or two.

Boy, a little taller
than I remember.

[ Wind howling ]

Weird.

Huh! You said it.

[ Grunts ]

[ Panting ]

Oh, no! This can't be!

I I I didn't mean to get on
the high dive! Honest!

Hurry up, Samir!

We can't play Marco Polo
without you!

I wanna shout
something, too!

A simple error.
Everyone will understand.

[ Whistle! ]

Hey! No walking down the ladder!
You gotta jump!

Why?
Those are the rules!

Just gotta do it. Okay.

[ Thunk! ]

Ow.

What's taking this kid so long?

It's not like jumping is hard!

Yeah, hard is Professor
Potbelly's science class.

Oh, I'll show them!
I can't wait for summer to end!

What's this kid's problem?

Yeah, tell me about it.
Summer's almost over already!

Hey, wait, you're Uncle Grandpa.

Uncle Grandpa? Where?!

I think he's talking to me.

Oh, snap. My bad.

No worries.

Aren't you supposed to help kids
with their problems?

Yeah.

[ Blink! ]

Well?

What? Oh! You mean helping
Samir.

Good idea.

Hold my spot, Horsey Man.

[ Zing! ]

[ Crack! ]

Hi, Samir.
I couldn't help but notice

your crippling fear to leap
from this high dive.

[ Stammers ]
Yeah, I wouldn't call it fear.

More like an apprehensive thing,
you know?

Yeah, totally. Apprehensive.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm...

Well, I happen to have a cure
for apprehensivitis.

You do?
Oh, yeah.

You just need a little pushy
push in the right direction.

Nice and easy.

Uh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!

[ Smack! ]
Ugh!

Maybe I can use
a motivational push,

not a literal one.

Okay, okay. I'm with you.

Motivating kids happens
to be my specialty!

It is?
Oh, yeah.

I've even got my own line of

Uncle Grandpa motivational
posters.

"You can
probably do it?"

"Earth is very large"?

"Taco, you betcha"?

"Dive...you can't spell
'die' without it"?

These are terrible motivators,
Uncle Grandpa.

How are any of these supposed to
help me jump off the high dive?

This last one was supposed to
scare you off the platform.

So much for motivation.
I guess we'll try

[ Whack! ] Ugh!
Intimidation!

Now quit yer scallywaggin'
and start walkin' the plank,

matey!
Whoa!

Okay! Take it easy.
I'm walkin', I'm walkin'!

Come on, Samir!
What's the hold up?

Hold on! Just...

building the suspense!

What's with all yer belly
achin'?

Keep walkin'!

Uhhhhh...

Actually, I think I'll take
my chances with the hook.

Oh. Excuse me for a moment.

o h*. Walking the plank
is a no go.

No worries. I got more ideas.

Allie oop!

Hey, Samir. Aren't you gonna
get the door?

The door?
[ Pounding ]

Huh. This is kinda weird.

Good morning.
My name is Emily

with Camp Scout troop 420,

and I'm going door to door
selling some very delicious

cookies to promote chocolate
chip awareness.

Would you care for
a free sample?

Mmm!
Chocolate chip, you say?

Hey!

Oh, sorry. There's not eating
on the high dive.

Why not?!

It's the other rule here.

So, all you gotta do is step off
this platform

and these diet defying
delights are all yours.

Oh, so that's the catch, huh?

Lure me off the high dive
with cookies?

[ Whiffle! ]
Yeah.

Well, you'll have to try
something else.

[ Slam! ]

[ Sawing ]

Uncle Grandpa,
what are you doing?!

Trying something else.

[ Sigh! ]
You know what?

I'm just not ready for
the high dive.

I'm gonna violate the rules

and shamefully climb
back down the ladder.

How do you plan on doing that
when there's no more ladder?

Huh?!

Now, this will be the last jump
for the summer! Ha ha!

Oh, great!

I'm gonna be stuck
up here forever!

No need to worry. I've already
sent for my custom rescue plane.

Custom rescue plane?

Yep. Here she comes now!

This is Captain Tiny Miracle.
Ready to deploy safety rope.

[ Beep! ]

[ Whip! ]

You don't think we should just
call the fire department?

Nah. Now get ready
to grab on!

[ Strained ]
Ugh!

[ Whack! ]
Aah!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Weeeeeeeee!

[ Grunting ]

Welcome to my custom
rescue plane!

Where your safety is my number
one priority.

[ Slam! ]
Just watch out for heavy doors

and exposed wires.

Seems pretty safe to me.

I'm just relieved to be off
that high dive.

Well, now that you've
relieved yourself,

feel free to join me in
the custom rescue plane hot tub.

Ahh. Feels nice.

Eh, actually, if we can just
turn around

and land your custom plane...

I really should get back to
my friends.

Is Samir even up there?

Maybe he's still building
suspense.

No problemo. I'll have my
pilot get right on it.

Tiny Miracle, back to
the community pool!

And try to land near
a drive thru. I'm starvin'!

Roger that.

Okay, let's see.

If fly is here,
then land should be

[ Crackle! ]

Uh oh!

So, anyways, that's how I
learned to make bubbles

without using my mouth.

Um, Uncle Grandpa, there seems
to be an issue

with the landing gear.

What's wrong with
the landing gear?

Oh, yeah.
I forgot about that.

There isn't any.

[ Blink! ]

Whaaaaat?!

Why wouldn't you have landing
gear on a rescue plane?!

Well, it had landing gear,
right in this very spot.

But I took it out to install
this hot tub instead.

I told you it was custom.

Ahhhh! I should've never climbed
up the wrong diving board!

Rrrr!
[ Whoosh! ]

[ Engines sputter ]

[ Whistle! ]

Oh! Now you've done it!

Welp, that's my cue.

[ Alarm blaring ]

[ Boom! ]
I always wondered

what that button did. Come on!

Well, here we are again, Samir.

Looks like if we jump now,

we can probably make it
into the pool.

Ehh, do we have any
other options?!

You could take your chances
crashing into that

fast approaching
mountain side.

Uhhhhhhhh!

I don't want to
pressure you here,

but your window to live
is shrinking.

Dahh!

All right! Let's jump!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I suggest
the cannonball technique

to save your belly
the pain.

[ Crash ]

[ Splash! ]

Grrr.

Hey!

Nice.

[ Gasps ]

[ Cheering ]

That was amazing, Samir.

Best splash
I've every seen.

Totally worth the suspense.

Aw, thanks, guys.

You know me. Always going big.

But, I gotta share the credit
with Uncle Grandpa on this one.

Speaking of Uncle Grandpa,
where is he?

[ Groaning ]

Call the fire department.

[ Boing! ]

[ Sproing! ]

[ Whirring ]

Forget what you've seen.

[ Zoom! ]

[ Sighs ]

Man, there's nothing to do
this summer!

You didn't do your research!

How'd you get into my hou

Professor Potbelly's Super
Science Boot Camp!

Hey, parents, are your kids hard
to reason with?

But I don't wanna study this!

Do your kids think
the world is flat?

They we have just the scientific
solution for you!

Professor Potbelly's
Super Science Boot Camp!

Drop down and give me
three hypotheses!

Our reality
is a giant hologram.

One!

Our universe perpetually expands

and contracts.
Two!

Our universe is in a bigger
universe that we can't observe.

That statement isn't
falsifiable, scientist!

Three more!
[ Whimpers ]

We teach our kids proper
scientific discipline.

We use our own patented
and original curriculum

that we call
the Scientific Method!

[ Whoosh! ]

Theoretical!

Geology rocks!

Measuring rules!

Learn about the elements while
eating at the periodic table.

Could you please pass
the salt?

Discover the stars before bed in
our slightly used tents.

[ Shivering ]
Th Th The B B Big Dipper!

Conquer our obstacle course

on the back of
a prehistoric dinosaur!

What are you kids waiting for?
[ Munch! ]

[ Muffled ]
Sign up now!

Shmell thith banana to order!

That was quite delicious.