05x22 - Exquisite Grandpa

[bunniefuu]

There's a lot of people
who owe me money.

♪♪

[ Screaming ]

Oh, no!

This looks like the end!

I don't want to be eaten,
Uncle Grandpa!

Yeah, man!
This is definitely not part

of Pizza Steve's

I still have so much
I want to see...

if I could see!

[ Roars ]
[ Screams ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

It's that horrible
nightmare again!

I can't take it anymore.

I want this nightmare to stop!

[ Sobbing ]

That tears it.
I'm gonna put an end to this.

But how's I gonna do it?

I know!
I'll just ask my brain.

Hey, brain, how do I make
this nightmare stop?

You must go
to the one who knows all.

Thanks!
All right, time to go!

[ Air hissing ]

[ Propeller whirring ]

[ Air hisses ]

Oh, there you are.

This guy definitely "nose" all.
[knows]

Great to see you again!
And a very fine day to you, sir!

Mm hmm, yes.
Always good

to meet a fellow
mustachioed gentleman.

What do you mean?

Uh, well, I have a mustache,
and you have a mustache.

I do?
Why, yes!

Duh...

Say!
You know what?

All this confusion reminds me
of a dream I once had.

I was at home watching my
favorite televisual broadcast.

So, Hot Dog Person,

are you ready
to experience pain

for the beary first time!?
[very]

Whatever you say,
Beary Nice.

[ Laughing ]

[ Poink! ]

That's when I heard
the mysterious sound.

I went outside to investigate.

I searched, and I searched,
and then I searched some more,

until I made
a shocking discovery.

Look, Uncle Grandpa!
The mother ship!

I bring a poignant message
for this planet.

A what?
Shh!

Ooh!

[ Funky jazz music playing ]

♪ People of earth ♪

♪ Listen to my message ♪

♪ All about clean socks ♪

♪ I've got a lesson ♪
[ Grunts ]

♪ Your feet are kinda skunky,
but not the good funky ♪

♪ Before you throw
your new shoes in the dumpy ♪

♪ Change your socks ♪
♪ Change your socks ♪

♪ Get clean socks, y'all ♪

♪ One sock is easy to lose ♪

♪ But it's hard to tell
when you've lost two ♪

♪ Some socks are short,
some are long ♪

♪ Some have holes,
and some fit wrong ♪

♪ And all other socks
aren't part of this song ♪

♪ So if your socks stink ♪

♪ It's no quandary ♪

♪ Just ask your dad to do ♪

♪ A load ♪

♪ Of laundry ♪

Wasn't that funky?

It sure was!
Now onto the big race!

♪♪

[ Laughs ] I'm gonna win!
I'm gonna win!

Yay!
Yay!

Yay.
Yay.

[ Pitter! ]

♪♪

[ Laughs ]

Hare's gonna win!

[ Both panting ]

Tortoise is gonna win.

Don't worry, fellas.
Uncle Grandpa's gonna win.

Yeah!

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughing ]

And the winner of the Hot Dog
race is Uncle Grandpa.

Oh, my gosh!
Thank you!

This is all I ever wanted
in my life.

Hey, what
in the who now?

[ Pbht! ]

[ Yawns ]

Are you a genie?
Sure am!

And I can confirm it by granting
you three magical wishes.

Three wishes?
Oh, boy!

Okay.
For my first wish,

I wish for an original animation
cel from the 1984 cartoon

"Xarna: She Warrior
of the Apocalypse."

Your wish is my command.

Yes!

You're on wish
diggity deuce.

Hmm. I've always wanted
a second row of teeth

to help me chew faster.

It shall be done!

[ Grunting ]

Well, would ya
look at that?

That leaves you
with one final wish.

Choose wisely.

I've always wanted to watch
a caterpillar make a sandwich.

[ Twinkle! ]

This was my third wish,
Mr. Caterpillar.

[ Loud crash ]

What was
that loud noise?

[ Gasps ]

[ Playing upbeat music ]

[ Loud crashing ]
[ Gasps ]

[ Panting ]

Uncle Grandpa,
where's Pizza Steve?

[ In distance ] What?
I thought he was with you.

Oh, no!

Pizza Steve?!

Pizza Steve?
Pizza Steve?

Pizza Steve!
Pizza Steve!
[ Laughing ]

Hey, how come you're laughing
all nervous like that?

Yeah, like you've got
something to hide.

Because you two
are looking for Pizza Steve,

but I have him.

Me! The Tree Goblin.

[ Laughs ]
Help!

[ Both gasp ]

You know what to do,
Mr. Gus.

[ Vocalizing ]

W W What?

What are you doing?

♪ Pizza Steve ♪
[ Continues vocalizing ]

♪ Is such a cool guy ♪

♪ Mister Goblin ♪

♪ Please give him back to us ♪

m.

Yes!
Yes! Yes! ack to us ♪

[ Groans ]

Passed out in the desert again.

This happens every time
I eat a questionable hot dog!

Well, that's the last time,
Gas n Food! Never again!

You'll be back!
They always come back!

No way!
I'd rather eat a cactus

than another one
of your evil hot dogs again!

As a matter of fact,
that sounds pretty good.

Nyeh...

Hotdog Person:
Wait!

Belly Bag,
did you say something?

That wasn't me.
I think it was him.

Up here. Please.

If you save me from those birds
who put me up here,

I'll buy you a fresh hot dog
to eat.

Can I get it
with mustard and hot sauce?

[ Birds screeching ]

Yes! You can have mustard
and hot sauce.

Just get me out here!
[ Groans ]

[ Panting ]

♪♪

[ Screech! ]

Uncle Grandpa,
what are you doing?

[ Smooches ]

[ Screams ]

Why?!

Oh.

Hey, now!
Hi.

Do...
ya know why you failed?

Eh.
You failed

because you let Hotdog Person
get eaten by birds.

Don't!
Don't do that.

You're supposed
to help people

in a fun
and entertaining way.

Let's run simulation

"Who pushed Grandpa
down the stairs?"

Maybe you'll do better.

Hey, where are you going?!
You can't just

just just just

[ Blows Raspberry ]

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]
I'm crying.

This is weird.

[ Poink! ]

It's
It's magnificent.

It's
It's magnificent.

Guys, guys, guys!

After all this time,
it's finally complete!

It's finally complete!

Anyway...

do you have any idea
what this means?

You made yet another brain dead
clone of yourself?

Who, him?
He's just in there for flavor.

Yep, for the past 10,000 years,

I've been brewing the perfect
pot of Uncle Grandpa Tea.

It's tea time!

Now, who wants some?

It's tea time!

Now, who wants some?

Do you mind?
It's getting a little tiresome.

Anyways
Do you mind?

It's getting a little tiresome.
Anyways

Now, who wants some tea

with that distinct
Uncle Grandpa flavor?

I have an allergy to that.
No, thanks.

That sounds good
and all,

but no. Nah.
Most def allergic.

Don't worry,
there's enough for everyone.

Hey, no sippin'.

Not without
your sippin' straw!

[ Slurping ]

[ Groans ]

[ Sighs ]

Like the finest tea

from jolly ol'
London Town, U. S. A.

[ British accent ]
Charmed, I'm sure!

[ Normal voice ]
As I'm sure you're all aware,

it's now time for the ceremonial
after tea fortune reading.

♪♪

Hmm.
"Make yourselves a sandwich."

Wow. Suddenly,
I feel so enlightened

about my future endeavors.

That's right, Mr. Gus.
It's sandwich time!

Now, hop in!
[ Grunts ]

Now, let's make ourselves
a sandwich!

Why?
Oh, for him.

[ Footsteps

Good morning, Uncle Grandpas.

[ Wheezing inhale ]

Give me flavors!

[ All screaming ]

Oh, no!
This looks like the end!

♪♪

That was quite delicious.