07x21 - Reunion, Part 3

[bunniefuu]

- Tonight, the "Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"

reunion concludes.

- Just because you're obnoxious
doesn't mean you're right.

- Really?
- What has Max decided to do?

- Um...
- Has your behavior been

induced at any time this season?

- She's got a Xanax problem.
- Dorit, shut up.

- This is the bag of pills?
- This is the bag of pills.

- Mine is much more exciting.
- Lisa Rinna, you posted

a nude selfie on Instagram.

- Yes.
Because I love attention, Andy.

You know that.
- Always talking about her pain.

- She's just not
letting me say anything.

Is that right?

- I think you're
a really sick woman.

- Okay, well,
I feel the same way about you.

- I will not apologize
for anything my sister's done

because it's not me.

- Lily from Springdale,
Arkansas wants to know

what you did with the bunny
Lisa Rinna gave

for your grandson.

- I brought the bunny because
I never gave it to my grandson.

So, I think what I should do
is give it to you

because right now

I don't feel like it was given
to me with the right energy.

- I'm gonna walk away
for just a second

'cause this
just doesn't feel quite right.

- I've seen this side of her
before where she's like,

"I'm sorry."

It would mean a lot to me
if I knew she was sincere.

- She can't demean me
and hurt me

because I have a beautiful life
and I have a beautiful family.

- Yes, you do.
- And, you know what?

That's her stuff.

That is her stuff. Let's go.

- Why don't you go talk to her
and tell her,

explain
that you're superstitious?

- Tell her to come back.
- Or I will.

- All right.
- Yeah.

- Just explain why, because it...
- Kim, could you get me

a cup of tea while you're there?
- Are you gonna bring the bunny?

- Explain. Explain why...why.

- All right. Where is she?

- That bunny.
- I mean, I could barely...no.

- Can I talk to you?
- No.

That was
the most humiliating thing

that's ever happened to me,
and I will not accept this.

I'm sorry. For you to do that,
you are a sick woman.

- See, this is the Lisa I know.
- Oh, right.

- Hello.
- Well, this could be positive.

- I don't think it's good.

- I can't even believe
you would do that.

- After the way
you've treated me, Lisa?

- Do you feel good about getting
back to me? Getting back at me?

- No. I'm very superstitious,

and I didn't want it
in my house.

- She has the bunny.

They're fighting
and she has the bunny.

- Nobody wants the bunny.
- I want the bunny.

The clubhouse.
I want it for the clubhouse.

- I feel sorry for you, Kim.
- Oh, actually thank you.

You should.

- Sorry. I really do.
- You should feel sorry

for the way your treated me.

- Are you kidding me?
You're a victim.

You'll always be a victim.
- Oh, no. I am no victim.

- Let's boil the bunny.
- Yes, in "Fatal Attraction."

- Like "Fatal Attraction."
- That's what I was thinking.

- Never have I seen
anything quite like that.

I'm sorry.
- Whoa.

- That was a cruel thing to do.

- Here is the real Lisa.
- No, it's not.

- It's just real.
- There she is.

- Why, what happened?

- That was just really mean
to do, Kim, and you know it.

- No, it isn't. I was gonna
give it to you when I got here.

- Did you not want to
- F...-. F...-.

- Un-f...-ing-believable.
- When we first got here.

F...- off. F...- off. F...- off.

- There's the real Lisa.
- F...- off. F...- off. F...- off.

- I've been wanting to do that
all day, so there.

- There she is.
- That's in your bag?

- Isn't that funny?
- And tomorrow,

it'll be all the same stuff.
- You know what?

You know, Kim,
I got to tell you,

I feel super sorry for you.

- Was there a part of you
that wanted to hurt her

in giving her back the bunny?
- No. No.

- To prove a point.
- Actually, I just honestly

was going...
I went to Brooke's yesterday

and I was gonna
give her the bunny.

I haven't...I was just gonna
give it to her,

and then I thought,
"You know what?

Since I'm coming to reunion,
I'll give it back to Lisa,"

because I couldn't give it
to my grandson.

- I think you're a really
sick woman. I do.

- Okay, well,
I feel the same way about you.

- I'm sorry. I am sorry.
I think you're a sick woman.

To do something like that
is sick.

- Well, I'm sorry you feel
that way 'cause I feel

the same way about you.
- Okay.

Well, it's too bad.
It's too bad.

- And then when I heard you for
a minute, I actually believed

that maybe you were actually
turning over a new leaf.

- Is that erased now
because of the bunny?

- There's no erase.

- You know what? No, I...
- She's not well.

- I'm not well?
- No.

- Oh.

You know what, Kim?
You just want to be on a show

and I'm your meal ticket.

I'm it, baby.
- Oh, my gosh.

- Honey, I didn't even want
to be here today.

- That's the kind of stuff...
- I'm sorry.

- This is the kind of stuff...
- I'm your meal ticket.

- No.
- Yes, it is.

- Well, she's been on the show
for a long time.

- I've been yours
for the last few years.

- No, hon.
- Lisa, that's a really stupid

thing to say.
- Kyle, and you know it.

- That's a really sticky thing
to say,

and it could not be farther
from the truth.

- Kyle,
how do you feel about it?

You think that's okay
that your sister did that?

- Why do you always look at me
for anything Kim's done?

I am not her mother.
- No, you're not.

- Our mother's not here anymore.
- I know.

- But that doesn't
make me her mom.

She's my older sister.
- Right. Yes, she is.

- I can't control
anything she does,

and that is her choice.

I will not apologize
for anything my sister's done

because it's not me.

And what you just said right now
about "I'm your meal ticket,"

it made you look stupid
because first of all she was...

we were the first two on
the show seven years ago, okay?

- Then why keep coming after me?
Why keep coming after me?

[all speaking at once]

- Talk, talk, talk about me
and I'm not even on the show.

- Well, I'm not gonna be talk,
talk,

talking about you ever again.

- Well, good.
- Ever again. Ever again.

- And I'm not apologizing
for things that I didn't do.

- I take it on the chin, man.

I take it on the chin for
everyone, and I'm not a victim.

I never play the victim ever.
I just take it.

- Lisa, you have
a very big mouth.

- Dorit, shut up. So you do.

- You go for the jugular.
You go low.

- So do you.
- Everything that you do,

the reason why you're taking it
on the chin

is because you're the one
there putting up the dukes.

- I just speak my truth.
- I know. You keep saying that.

- So?
- You keep saying it.

- I observe behavior
and I speak my truth.

- Saying something awful
and then just saying,

"That's my truth in the moment,"
doesn't make it okay.

- I have said
I'm sorry about it.

- I could say a lot of things

that I think are my truth
that would be very mean.

- Kyle, I've apologized over and
over about it and you know it.

- You put me
in the worst position ever

because you and I were friends.

You and I have never had a fight
about one another ever.

- And you know I've always felt
horrible about that, always.

- And every time I'm like,

"What the hell am I supposed
to do with this?"

Every time.
I feel bad because you...

- I have apologized
to you many times.

We worked through it.
We continue to work through it.

- I know but, I mean, just
'cause you don't come after me

when this, like, just now,

that stuff about my sister.
How do you want me to feel?

- But, Kyle, you have said
so many mean things about me,

- Like what?
- About my lips.

- Yeah, but you love that.
You joke that.

You have them emojis
as that, and, like...

- Yeah, but there's laughs.
You know what?

Sometimes it gets really mean.
- I thought that was mean, Kyle.

This last time, it got really,
really, really...

- You said,
"Can she physically not do it?"

It's just, you said, "Can she
physically not close her mouth?"

- I mean, I genuinely think that

Lisa can't physically
keep her big lips shut.

Well, you know what?

After the things she said
about my sister,

I'm not saying
I did it to be nice.

I was making a joke
at her expense

because of what happened
with my sister.

- On a different level.
- It was better

than being vicious about her.

- All right. Dean from
Prescott, Arizona said,

"The only reason Eden went
after Kyle and Kim was

to create a story for herself."

- Yeah, she did.
She wanted a story.

- That is such bullsh..., okay?

- I don't believe her.
- That is...I would

never go after your sobriety

on national television

to hurt you to create
a story life for myself.

You are out of your mind. I...

- But I believe that.
- Well, good.

Enjoy it because you're wrong.

- Eden, what did you see
in Kyle that made you think

she's an enabler?
- First of all, I didn't say it.

- Okay.
- I agreed with it because

only I just saw a dynamic

that I have seen in my past
which we all know.

Oh, God forbid she has a past
and she lost her sister.

But it was something
that I recognized

and so I sort of projected
my past onto Kyle.

- Which is understandable.
- Well, Abigail

from Salem, Massachusetts said,

"At the end of season one
in that infamous limo,

Kyle told Kim that her husband
had helped her every month

and treated her
like his second wife."

- After everything
that I have done for you.

Everything I've done for you.
I'm always there for you.

- Everything you've done for me?
- Yeah.

My husband has helped you
every month and stood by you

and taken care of you, okay?

Like you're his second
f...-ing wife, so f...- you

for talking like that.
- Oh, my God!

- "That sounds a lot like
enabling to me.

How can you not
understand that?"

- Um, to me, enabling is, um...

- Coming up...

- I mean, I didn't remember

a five minute conversation
at a dinner party.

- I'm not talking to you
right now, Dorit.

Thanks so much. Bye-bye.

- Well, I'm talking to you.

"Kyle told Kim that her husband
had helped her every month

"and treated her
like his second wife.

"That sounds a lot
like enabling to me.

How can you not
understand that?"

- I don't think
that's enabling.

- Um, to me,
enabling is, um...

I've seen a lot of enablers.

I know people who have
drinking problems

and I see whether
it's their spouse

or whoever who just want
to keep them happy

and shut them up
and will get them a drink

and don't try
to help them stop that.

That is not me.

Anybody who knows us knows that
has never been the case with me.

- Never. Absolutely, Kyle.

- Well, Rachel from Roanoke,
Virginia said,

"Wow, I just watched
Kyle confront

"Lisa Rinna in Mexico,

"and Rinna is either the worst
actress ever or the best.

"I can't decide which.

"Lisa Vanderpump, did you think
Rinna was performing

when she couldn't remember
what she'd said to Eden?"

- Did you or did you not say

that my sister
is close to death?

- I do not ever
remember saying that.

- If you say somebody's
near death,

I would have had guilt
about saying that publicly.

That would be
a significant statement.

- It wasn't coming
from that same place, though.

- So, why don't
you remember that?

- Yes, but Kyle's
a friend of yours.

- I didn't remember it.

- So, to say on camera
that she's an enabler,

that's something so significant
I would remember it.

- How do you remember it?
- I said it...I did not remember

saying that,
so I was really upset.

- But you crucify anyone
for forgetting anything.

I mean, I didn't remember

a five minute conversation
at a dinner party...

- I'm not talking to right now,
Dorit.

- Lisa!
- Thank you so much. Bye-bye.

- Lisa!
- I'm not talking to you.

- Well, I'm talking to you.
I'd rather me be able

to talk to you
and you not to talk to me.

- That's rude.
- Sorry, I don't want

to talk to you
right now.

- This is a forum to discuss.
- But you crucify someone,

and then it's so easy for you
to simply say those words,

"I do not remember."

But you crucified me
initially first.

- I don't think I crucified you.
- Of course you did.

- I'm sorry that you felt that.
- Of course you did.

- I'm sorry you felt that way.
- Erika, did you believe

that Rinna didn't remember
what she said?

- Um, I don't know,
and I don't care.

I just know that the facts
needed to come out.

- Kyle, Mitch
from Anchorage, Alaska said,

"You looked completely shocked

"when Lisa Rinna owned it
at your cake tasting.

"Do you think she lied
to your face in Mexico,

or did she really forget?"

This is important.

- I think she was probably
taken aback and thrown off

and was like,
"Uh," wasn't expecting it.

You just weren't ready with all
of us, you know, standing there.

It was, like, too much.
- She didn't remember.

- And I really didn't
remember it.

- She really didn't.
- I mean, on my children's

lives, and that...
I would really...

I mean, I don't say that.
- She would've told me.

- In all fairness, Kim, what
she said was absolutely wrong.

Messed up, wrong. Bottom line.

But game night got weird
because of you.

- Don't you think that you have,
like, a feeling

and then you go
and chat with Eileen

and Eileen has a way
of sort of putting words?

- Well, the two of you
do bounce off of each other.

- We were fine.
We weren't talking about you.

I was happy to see you.
We were happy to see you.

- Why is it "we"?

Why do you always have
to get involved in her things?

- Can I please finish?
I first said "me,"

and then I said "we"
because you kind of

clump us together, sweetie.

You clump us together.

- You clump yourself
together with her.

- Please, let me finish.

- It's the soap twins.

Honestly, Eileen.
- Don't be rude.

- Here you go.
I'm sorry, but it's true.

- Just because you're
the loudest

and most obnoxious
does not mean you're right.

- Let her speak for herself.

- Can I...I have
something to say.

- Well, let her finish
why she said it.

- Stop. Let me finish what
I'm gonna say, please.

You inserted yourself
into a conversation

that you had no idea about.

You weren't involved
with the Dorit thing.

You had no idea
what had gone on. None.

- I just watched
the same behavior over and over.

- But you don't know.
You don't know what you saw.

- I watched you do to her
what you did to me.

- You have no idea...
I'm speaking.

You have no idea
what you're talking about.

- I watched you come over and do
to her what you did to me.

"Can I talk to you
for a minute?

She's upset. I just..."

The same behavior
that you did with me.

- You're laughing at me instead
of listening to what I'm saying.

- I'm just saying
I watched the same thing.

- Just because you're obnoxious
doesn't mean you're right.

- Just let her finish
what she's saying.

- Thank you.
- Just let her finish.

- You inserted yourself
into a conversation

where you attacked us both,

so you're saying that I
shouldn't put myself with Lisa.

You put us together.
You attacked us both and said,

"This is what they do.
This is what they do."

I'm like, "What the hell
are you talking about?"

- I felt bad for Dorit
because I've been in her shoes.

- You didn't know. Really?

- She's allowed
to have an opinion.

- I've seen it
and I've been in her shoes.

- She hadn't been in my shoes
either, where you're concerned.

- But hold on.
And then you come at me saying

that I did the exact same thing.

You had just gotten involved
in their conversation,

and then I get involved
in your conversation

and it's wrong?

- Lisa Vanderpump wrote
in her blog

that she thought
that what Rinna told Eden

was retaliatory to Kim.
- Yep. That is exactly.

That's what I felt.
- No. I don't think so.

- Yeah, because I felt
that what you deem true...

- Well, you have an axe
to grind with me,

it wasn't me having
an axe to grind.

- No, but you can't...
I can be objective about things

that you've said and done,

Lisa, regardless of our history.

When I saw you say
that about her,

about somebody that's fighting
for their sobriety

and being successful in it,
it's incredibly damaging.

- Well, I've already said
that I said it

and we've already apologized
and we've moved on.

- How many times
do we have to do this?

- We're still discussing
what we've seen.

- And then you talk bad
about me.

- Kim, I haven't said...
- And you talk bad about me.

- When is it real?
- Kim, I haven't said one word

about you for six months...
not one word.

- Well, she's not mentioned
Carrie since two years.

- I ended it.
I ended it that night.

We made amends.

Can I hug you?

- Sure.
- You feel like a hug?

Should we hug?

- Aww!

[light applause]

- Thank you.

- I tried to make amends,

and it's just not gonna work,
so it's okay.

I'm gonna continue to be
in that place and forgive

and move on
because I've moved on.

- Well, it was a joke about
popping a pill into a smoothie.

Or was it?

The so-called joke made
its rounds through the group,

and by the time it came back

to Lisa Rinna,
nobody was laughing.

- This is a first for me,
I think,

having a smoothie
at 8:00 at night.

I have not put alcohol
in the smoothie,

but I have thrown a Xanax in.

- Ooh.
- Oh. I would do that.

- This is my care bag.
[laughing]

- Wait, I bet you I can...

I bet you can name
a bunch of those.

- Anybody else need anything
while I've got my bag out?

- So, Lisa Rinna says,

"I like to pop a Xanax
in my smoothie."

- That's a joke, right?
- Judging by her past behavior,

I think she needs
to double up on this medication

'cause clearly it's not working.

- Well, do you think
that her personality...

do you think that it's induced?

- I am confused. Is she accusing
Rinna of having a pill problem?

I was asked.

- Who asked you?
- Who do you think?

- Dorit. I knew it!

She is a p*ssy with a capital P.

- Why would you ask Eden,

"Do you think Lisa
has a problem with Xanax?"

- I don't remember saying,

"Do you think Lisa
has a problem with Xanax?"

- Very convenient all of a
sudden for her not to remember.

- Well, clearly if you have
to ask that question,

you had the thought.

You were talking about me
being a Xanax addict somehow.

I have to be open
about what I saw.

Were people doing coke
in your bathroom?

- Oh, come on.

- You've been throwing out
these weird

freakin' things all night.
- What have I thrown out?

- My house is a coke den.
I've got two little babies

but they have...
they live in a coke den.

- Low blow, Rinna.

- So, you saw it.
- No. First of all,

that's exactly what I said,
didn't I, Eden?

That's what I said.

- You said in your interview,
"I'm confused.

Is she insinuating that Lisa
Rinna has a pill problem?"

She never asked.
You said you knew.

- She never said you weren't.
She said, "Is she?"

- "I'm confused. Is she?"
- Indu...not induced. Is it, uh?

- She said, "Is it induced?"

[all speaking at once]

- Because you said to me,
"I don't understand

Rinna's behavior."

- Hold on. Do not bring me
into this again, everybody.

- She...first of all,
she said that you were the one.

- What did you mean...hold up.

What did you mean when you said,
"Is it induced?"

- Okay.
So, Eden came to my house

and she's telling me
about Rinna's erratic behavior.

- No, no, no, no.
You asked how the park went.

- And I'm trying to follow Eden,
and to be perfectly honest,

sometimes it's difficult
to follow her

because she talks in riddles.

She's telling me,
"Rinna's behavior is so eratic,

"and I don't understand.

"She's telling me this
and she doesn't remember

and then she's gone,"

so I said, "Is her
personality induced?"

That's very different
from saying,

"She's got a Xanax problem."

But she's the one
who highlighted it.

She saw something and then
she brought it up, saw it,

and then she kept saying
that I was saying it,

which it was never said.

So, you actually
brought the story, Lisa.

- Dorit, you're talking circles

and you've got to just...
you just got to stop.

- Dorit, I don't think so.
No, Dorit. I don't think so.

- No. It's not true.
- I never said

you have a problem with Xanax.

- You just kept talking
about it. Why?

- You actually said,
"Dorit has said

I have a problem with Xanax."

So, you actually
put those words.

- Oh, you make me crazy.
Make my head crazy.

- Coming up...

So, Dorit, everybody
got up from the table.

Where did everyone go?

Did you see any drugs
at your party?

- I had never said you had
a problem with Xanax.

- You just kept talking
about it. Why?

- But you actually said,
"Dorit has said

I have a problem with Xanax."

So, you actually
put those words.

- Oh, you make me crazy.
Make my head crazy.

- So, I didn't put
anything out there.

- You kept talking
about it, Dorit.

- I never said to anybody
you have a Xanax problem.

- You kept talking about it.

- Honestly, if you look
at that clip of you,

it looks like
you're being serious

'cause you don't say,
"Aha, I'm just kidding."

- I have to be honest, I have
not put alcohol in a smoothie,

but I have thrown a Xanax in.

- Ooh.
- Oh, I would do that.

- I did it in a funny way.

You know I do things
to get a rise out of people.

So, we were having smoothies,
for God's sakes.

- This is the bag of pills?

- Yeah, this is
the bag of pills.

- What is in this bag of pills?
Hold on a sec.

- To hear "induced"
and then to hear...

- Okay, I'm gonna just tell you
what's in the bag of pills.

Advil, Tylenol, Multiclear,
clear skin...

- Mine is much more exciting.
- Vitamin D, Replenish,

Essence,
Relaxed Wanderer,

calcium, magnesium,
green tea...very good.

Aleve, digestive enzymes,
Benadryl,

Pertronix which is
for acid reflux,

estrogen and progesterone
'cause obviously.

- How do you know
which one's which?

- How do you know?
- And I know...I travel with it

and I always have it with me,
but the funny thing is...

- You know which one is which?
- I know everything in here.

- Have you ever put Xanax
in a smoothie?

- Swear to God, never put one
in a smoothie, but it was...

- Well, who cares if you did?
- I know.

- Exactly.
- I'd like to. I want one now.

- As a matter of fact, with
all due, you could use a Xanax.

- I could use a couple.

- Right?
- Does anybody have a Xanax?

- I thought you could
use a Xanax.

- I'm gonna give you a Xanax.
- Would you?

- Yeah.
- I'd love one.

- Renee from Carmel, Indiana
said,

"Dorit bringing up
Rinna's smoothies in front

of the entire group
in Mexico was calculated."

Erika, you thought
Dorit had a reason

for bringing it up in Mexico.

What do you think
that reason was?

- I think it's convenient,
you know?

Here's the thing:
When you say sh... like that,

it becomes just bigger
than it really is,

and then now we're here
six months later

talking about someone
being a potential drug addict

or still being an alcoholic.

These words have real impact,
and when you keep things alive...

whether it was a joke
or however someone took it...

that's why I said,
"It's a joke, right?"

Let it go. Like, don't,
you know, don't perpetuate that.

- Doesn't it seem
a bit hypocritical

after everybody's attacking Lisa

for what she said
about you, Kim,

which in fact
wasn't right for her to do.

It's in the press
that she's an addict.

So, that...

- Did it get in the press?
- It did, and you know what?

That hurts my kids, too, so I
understand that hurts my family.

All of a sudden
I have a, you know,

I have a really big business.

That can hurt my business,
you know?

- But you kind of made
that story. You do know that?

- Oh, Lord.
- Well, this is my career, too.

- Well, it doesn't make anybody
look good just like, you know,

saying the things about Kim
doesn't make her look good.

Saying the things about Xanax
doesn't make you look good.

Saying things about underwear

doesn't make me look good,
you know?

- Yeah, saying things about me
doesn't make...

- Right.
So, we're all in the same boat.

- Yeah.
- We all have the same

experience, which is why
I don't understand

why we keep doing it
over and over again.

- So, Lisa Rinna, you brought up
in Hong Kong the question

of whether there was coke
at the dinner party.

You basically said
tit for tat, like,

that you brought up drugs
after Dorit brought up drugs.

Is that the only reason
you did it?

- I felt like if we were
gonna be talking about drugs,

we should be honest, fully.

- You're talking about being
under...I'm a mom of two babies,

and you went there
for no reason.

I didn't deserve that.

- No, there was
a reason I went there.

There was because
that's what I...

- What was it?
- You thought

there was a reason.

- She felt like she was
calling her a drug addict.

- I mean, you were calling me
a drug addict, so I go,

"If we're gonna talk
about drugs..." I thought that.

- Right.
- So, then I'm gonna say

what I observed at your house.

I wasn't saying it was you,
but I observed it in your home.

- But you did it
specifically to hurt me.

You did it specifically
to defame my character,

to make me look like
a drug addict,

bad mom, what have you.

- What was your reaction
to Rinna bringing up the coke?

- Well, I think I'm more
sensitive to that just

because I'm very sensitive
of any drug topic.

I mean, I would have flipped out

if someone had someone
at your home,

but I would never
allow that in my home,

and to even be associated

with any talk like that,
even with the cameras,

I was like, "I don't
even want any part of that."

It just disgusts me,
to be honest.

- So, Dorit, everybody got up
from the table,

leaving Rinna with Elliot Mintz.
- Yep.

- Who I love, by the way.
- Yeah, me, too.

- I'm going to ask PK
why this became such an issue.

- Where did everyone go?

- Oh, I have no idea.
I mean, there was eight people.

- Well, your assistant
came out and said,

"Dorit, you need a touch-up,"
and you all left.

- If she said I need a touch-up,

I probably needed to put
some lipstick on after dinner.

- I'm just saying
exactly what took place.

- I was also hosting
the evening, Lisa,

and I'm sure
I was checking on the chef

or releasing the wait staff
or any number of things.

Checking on my kids upstairs.

- Okay.
- All of those things seem

a hell of a lot more logical

than what you're trying
to insinuate.

- I just called it
as I saw it in the moment.

- No, Lisa, you didn't.
- You know it was retaliatory.

You've admitted it.
- Dorit, so to clarify:

Did you see any drugs
at your party?

- Of course not. Of course not.

- Okay.
- It's ridiculous.

- Lisa Rinna,
one final question to you.

Has your behavior been induced
at any time this season

other than a drink or two?

- No. This is my behavior.



So, again, if you don't
like what you see,

it is absolutely not
induced by any...

- Did you see her
on the boat in Mexico?

- Oh!

- Oh! Encore!

- Bellisimo!

- Give me another one.
Give me another one.

- Not a drop of alcohol.

- Not one sip.
- Wow.

Well, I want to thank Eden. I...

- Can I say one thing?
I'm so sorry.

I have to ask you, Kim.

You tend to look down at me
because I'm on a soap opera.

Whenever you insult me
or you think you are, you say,

"Oh, you're a soap actress,"

or, "You're being over-dramatic
'cause of what you do."

I don't understand that.
Why do you do that?

- No. Soap actress is different
than the movies because...

- That's actually not true.

- No, I believe that there's,
I think,

on soaps that it's
a little more dramatic.

- That's actually not true.
Not true.

- And I think that...I think so.

I've done soap
and I've done regular.

- Not true.
- Not true at all.

- And either way,
whether it's soap or movies,

reality is different.

- So, what are you? You're
saying that I'm over-dramatic?

- I'm saying...

- Have you watched yourself
on television? Are you kidding?

- I'm very dramatic.
- Right.

I'm actually not,
compared to you.

- I'm very dramatic,
but this is real life.

This is not a soap opera,
this is real life.

- I realize that.

- I'm not clarifying soap
or movies.

- No, no, Kim. Kim. Kim. Kim.
- This is just not.

This is real life.
- Kim. Kim. Kim. Kim.

- Eileen. Eileen. Eileen.
- Kim, I know that.

I don't talk about you that way.

I don't say, "Oh, she wasn't
sober so she acts this way."

- I'm just saying,
this is not a movie or a soap.

This is real life.
- Okay. Done.

- Okay.
- Bye-bye. Rude.

- It's not rude.
This is real life

and you go nosing
into everybody's life

and this one brings up
personal things.

- You're right, Kim. Bye-bye.

- And you go around
and back her up.

- Bye, Kim. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye, Kim. Bye-bye.

- Because your friend talks
about me

and then as soon as she admits

that she's wrong, you go,

"Oh, my gosh.
I'm so happy.

I'm so proud of you."

After she's disparaged
my whole life.

- But that's what this has
to do with about me?

'Cause I support her
as a friend?

- Of course.
- Okay.

That's what I was
trying to figure out.

- But sometimes, Eileen,

you support her
even when she's wrong.

- That's not true.
- She never does.

- Yeah.
- No, she doesn't.

- I don't think so.
- Mm-mm.

- Well, we're gonna close
this out.

Thank you, Eden. Thank you, Kim.
Sorry about the bunny.

- You know, honestly,
it just came from a place that,

you know, I am superstitious.
- Such f...-ing bullsh...

- And then she pulls the tears
and plays the...

- I f...-ing can't.
I just can't.

I need a drink.

And a Xanax.

Give me a drink and a Xanax.
Come on.

- All right.
Thank you, Eden.

Thank you, Kim.
We'll be right back.

- I just can't listen
to this bullsh... anymore.

I can't do it.

I'm gonna sit
right here and watch.

- Hey, Lisa, get me
a glass of wine.

- Coming up...

You hired a private investigator
to find Max's birth parents.

- Yeah.
- What's the status of

the search?

- Welcome back
to the "Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills" reunion.

Between saving dogs
from barbaric t*rture

and looking for her son
Max's birth parents,

Lisa Vanderpump proved

that the English
can show emotion.

- So, what happened is remember
when we did the Yulin march?

- Right.

all: Stop Yulin forever.
Stop Yulin forever.

- So, now West Hollywood
have passed their own resolution

to support my fight
against Yulin.

I want it to be my life's work
to stop dog t*rture.

Had so many tears over it.
You have no idea.

When I turn my back,
and they play that video,

I don't even know
what they were playing.

- I saw it.
It's etched in my brain forever.

It was f...-ing terrible.
[sobbing]

- How many have you got here?
- 85 total.

We've stopped three trucks
since the end of May.

- Look at your puppy teeth.
You are too much.

- Hi!
- And what a terrible fate

awaited them.

Seeing these wonderful
little faces happy and safe

brings joy to my heart.

So, I was 30 when we
adopted him, right?

- We adopted a time ago.
- Max has expressed interest

in finding the whereabouts
of his birth parents,

so we're meeting
with the adoption lawyer.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- I knew very well
that I could have more children

biologically,
but we heard of Max,

who was in foster care.

- You okay?
- Yes.

- You all right?
- And I just wanted him.

We are always
your parents, right?

- Yes, mom.
- I think that said it all.

"Yes, mom."

- "Yes, mummy."

- Yeah, I think
that said it all.

[all laugh]

- You know, in the past,
you were uncomfortable

with the idea of Max searching
for his birth parents.

How did you come
to terms with that?

- Well, when we first started
the show,

that was seven years ago,
and he was, like, 18,

and he was much younger

and I felt much more vulnerable,

and then slowly things
have progressed

and more questions
have been asked,

and the thing I find incredible
about Max

is he's unbelievably open.

- You hired a private
investigator

to find Max's birth parents.
- Yeah. Yeah.

- What's the status
of the search?

- Well, we found her.

- You did?
- Yes.

- And what has Max decided
to do?

- [sighs]

- Is he going to meet her?

- I'm okay with it.
I don't know why I feel tearful.

I see those dogs
and that whole thing and, um,

and talking about that together
is a bit of a tough one.

I think he should,

and he said to me
the most unbelievable thing.

He said to me,
"I want to thank her."

A lot of people
would have resentment

if they'd been given up
for adoption.

- Wow.
- And I thought,

"I love him so much.

I want to do
what's best for him," you know?

- Wow. That's very moving.
- Do you feel threatened

by the idea
of him making contact

with his birth mother?

- No, I don't.
I just don't want him

to be disappointed,
and that's always what I felt.

Now, if he would have been 13
or 14,

I would have felt threatened

because you still feel that
maybe he could taken from you.

I know he couldn't,
but it's a different sentiment.

But of course
it triggers emotion in me,

and when they said,
"Well, we found her.

We've made contact."

- Wow.
- "We've spoken to her,"

and the first thing
I said to Max,

"Well, do you want her
to go back to, you know,

speaking to your birth mother

and just ask the questions?"

I want to put a buffer between
him and the situation in case

it doesn't turn out as we hope
it will do, you understand?

- Mm-hmm. That's smart.

What was his reaction
when you gave him the condo?

- Oh, he's just that kid
that always says,

"I don't want anything."

So, he was so overwhelmed
by that,

and it was beautiful, really.

Well, it's decorated.
It's perfect for you.

- Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?

- We bought it for you.

- You bought...no, you didn't.
- We did.

- Why did you do that?
- Because you're my son.

You're still gonna
have a mortgage.

- This is intense.
This is, like, really intense.

Oh, my God.

- Michelle from Tampa said,
"Lisa Vanderpump,

you've always said
how important it is

for your kids
to make it on their own."

- Yeah.
- "So, why buy your son a condo,

renovate it, and furnish it?

That's not letting him
do anything on his own."

- Correct. I felt that
he'd been holding down a job

and he'd been living on his own
for the last six years,

and, yeah, I want to do that
for them now.

- Anna from Anaheim,
California said,

"It absolutely k*lled me

seeing you and Ken crying
over the puppies together,

but why didn't you embrace
each other?

Is that something
the Brits don't do?"

- Oh, my God. We are so tactile
with each other.

It was just a moment.

We've shed so many tears
and I just thought,

"Oh, God.
No. Not again."

Maybe it seemed like that, but.

- A lot of people tweeted
about it

saying it was very surprised

that you didn't console him
in that moment.

- Yeah.
I just felt the pain myself.

I knew what he was thinking.

- You've really, I think,

educated everyone
who's watched this show

and beyond about
what's going on in China.

Has there been
any acknowledgment from China

that there's a fight here

and a movement against this?

- We've drawn attention to it,
and I think

the only way
you can advocate change

is to shout it from the rooftop.

- Vanderpump Dogs has opened.
Congratulations.

- Oh!
- Congratulations.

- That's very cool.
- Good for you.

- It's so amazing.
- Actual dog rescue center.

- Yes. We've rescued...

we've had ten adopted
in the first four days.

- That's great.
- That's really great.

- I wanted that cute
Shar-Pei so bad.

Oh. Oh, my God.
Haven't you seen this?

You're so cute.

- Oh, he's only two months old.
- I know.

Oh, I can't take it.

Oh, look how cute he is.

- Look at him.
- Oh, my God.

- It was really sad
watching that, Eileen,

because you really could see

that you guys
did have that...

- I loved him. I loved him.
Had a moment.

- I think it's a really great
thing that you've done this.

- Thank you.
Well, and you both supported it,

so we've all been
in it together,

but yeah,
it's been very emotional.

[sighs]

- Coming up...

Erika, Robin from Waterville,
Maine wants to know

which was better:
Harry's pie or Harry's meat.

- Wow. I mean, Harry's pie.

- Hey, everybody.
It's Andy Cohen.

We are back with more
of the

"Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills" reunion.

Lisa Vanderpump, Daniel
from West Hollywood said,

"I sense an
'All About Eve' situation

"at Villa Rosa this year.

"Poor little Giggy's been
replaced

by the younger,
furrier Harrison."

- All his fur's
nearly come back. Look at it.

- Amazing.

- Giggy, what do you think
of your new best friend?

- Is there trouble
in the doghouse?

- When I adopted Harrison,
he was so needy

because he'd been dumped that
I probably did overcompensate

and take him
absolutely everywhere,

the Gigster still
reigns supreme,

and they're best friends, so...

- Is it like menudo
at your house

where they get to a certain age
they're plucked out?

- That is...
- Stop!

- You know, I am told that

we may have some
never-before-seen footage

that might shed some light
on this situation.

Take a look.

- Look at Lisa's face.
- Oh, my God.

- Just touch him up.

How did you feel when mom
and dad brought Harrison home?

What are your feelings
about Harrison's fluffy coat?

Are you tired of seeing younger,

more attractive dogs
come into the house

and steal everyone's attention?

- That is absolutely nonsense.
Go on. Fight back.

Fight back.
Don't take that.

- What exactly do you like
about Harrison, Giggy?

[all laugh]

- Cute.
- That was cute.

- Oh, God, that's sweet.
- Very cute.

Lisa Rinna, you posted a nude
selfie on Instagram recently.

- Yes.
Well, it was kind of nude.

I mean, you couldn't
see anything.

I mean, it was about as much
as you'd see in a bathing suit.

And because
I love attention, Andy.

You know that.

- I thought you looked great.
- Thank you.

- But you put it up
but then you took it down.

- I'm gonna guess:
Harry made you take it down.

- Harry didn't even know
about it.

- Oh, okay.
- He did not even know about it.

- Your daughters made you
take it down?

- My daughters made me
take it down.

- Okay, okay, okay.
- That, I get. That's fine.

- It is.
- "Mom, what are you doing?"

- That's the truth.
You're right.

It's time to take it down.
Of course.

- Lisa Rinna's friendships
may get

a little rocky
from time to time,

but her home life is rock solid.

Here are the Hamlins.

- Okay, so, what
are you making us?

- Zucchini pasta.

Can you get a big pan?

- Please.
- Please?

- I am raising two teenagers.

I will always see them
as little girls,

and all of a sudden
they are growing up too fast.

- Does this make you
uncomfortable?

- [laughs]

I'm pretty small-hipped, right?
- Yeah.

- And I gave birth vaginally
with both kids,

and her head was...it just was,
like, this long.

- No!

- What's it like having me
as a mom? In one word?

- Crazy.
[laughs]

The most embarrassing thing
that my mom does

on a daily basis is

she runs around the house naked
when our friends are here.

I'm in a show with Gigi.

- Play around with
what that pose would look like.

- Or, like, should I be,
like, happy or, like, tomboy-y?

- I would give a little bit of,
like, you know. And then go.

- Okay.
That's a little too much.

- Why not?
Maybe a little too much.

Keep walking.
Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.

Do you guys want to see what
the real barbecue looks like?

- Oh, my God.
- Come on down.

Harry Hamlin supports me 100%
in everything I do.

He has my back in everything,
and that can't be easy.

Hi, honey.
Nice to see you. Hey.

- I'm excited
to taste Harry's meat

because Lisa Rinna keeps raving
about it.

Well, thanks for having us over.

It's all I hear.

"Harry's meat.
Harry's meat."

- Thank you, Harry.
- Yay!

- This is Harry's
meat abbondanza.

And now to accept the
Humanitarian of the Year Award,

Lisa Rinna.

- My husband, Harry Hamlin.
How about that?

all: Yeah!
- Do I not have the most amazing

husband in the whole wide world?

I'm the luckiest woman
on the planet.

I'm lucky.

- No, I'm the lucky one.

Good job.
- I love you. Let's go.

- Let's go.
- Aww.

- Nice.
- I saw that Delilah walked

for Dolce & Gabbana recently.

- She did.
- So, this is happening.

This is a real thing.

- It is. It's really happening
in the moment, like.

- She's how old?

- She's 18.
- Uh-huh.

- And it's happening
for Amelia now, too.

Amelia was supposed to walk
in the Miu Miu show

and the Sonia Rykiel show,

but in Paris they have a law

that you can't walk
until you're 16.

- How old is she then?
- She's 15.

- Oh, my God.
- Which is shocking.

- When is she 16?
- In June.

- Are you worried at all

about them jumping
right into this, I mean?

- Well, yes, of course.

It is a scary world,
and, you know,

the girls have really good heads
on their shoulders

and they seem to be okay,
you know, and we're on them

and we always have
somebody with them,

you know, they're not out there
just willy-nilly.

- It had to be awkward
for Delilah walking in the show

with Gigi Hadid
given what you had been through

with Yolanda, her mother.

- No. Okay.
But here's the thing...

- And Gigi's such a sweet girl.
I can't imagine her...

- She is. Okay, I got
to tell you the story.

We saw Gigi in Milan
when we checked into the hotel.

Gigi's walking in with her agent
and her...

she has a bodyguard
at this point.

She came right over to me,
gave me the biggest hug,

gave the girls the hug.

She introduced herself to Harry,
we rode up in the elevator.

She is the loveliest girl.

- She's gorgeous.
- Yolanda has done

a beautiful job,

I mean, as you can see.

- That's all Yolanda, man.
- It's all Yolanda.

Yolanda did a beautiful job.
- Beautiful job.

- How's Yolanda doing, Erika?
- She's good.

We just had dinner,
like, two, three nights ago.

- Yeah? She dating?
- No.

That I will tell you. No.

- Charles from Chicago said,
"I cringe when Lisa Rinna

"told the story
of her narrow birthing canal

"and Delilah's elongated head.

How mortifying."

- I know.
- "Rinna, did Delilah want

to k*ll you after that?"

- Yes.
- Well, yes. Of course.

You know, obviously they've
grown up with me.

I'm their mother.

So, imagine, I mean,
they're kind of used to it.

- My daughter had one, too.
I would never have said it

because I would be
too embarrassed.

- They're, like, legit.

- I don't even know
where it came from.

- A legit, like, whoo.
- So, it's kind of become

a joke in our family

and you just don't
really tell it

at a big modeling interview.

I learned that.

- Erika, Robin from Waterville,
Maine wants to know

which was better,
Harry's pie or Harry's meat.

- Wow. I mean, Harry's pie.

- You can say meat. It's okay.

- Has he been watching
the show this season?

- He watches every show.
- He does?

- He watches everything.
- And what does he say about it?

- He watches it and goes along
for the ride,

I think like we all do.

- Does he ever turn to you
and say,

"You shouldn't have said that"?

- Uh, yeah. He was...no.

This is what he says to me.

"You just can't help yourself,
can you?"

- You're getting it
from all angles.

- Honey, I get it
from everybody. I really do.

But, you know what?
It's who I am.

It's like I've gotten it
all my life.

So, all right.

- All right, we're gonna take
a break.

We'll be right back.

Coming up...

You've said everyone needs

a little Erika Jayne
in their lives.

- They do.
- Who needs it the most?

- They all need it.

They need, like, triple shots
right now, all right?

- Back with our remaining
moments

with the real housewives
of Beverly Hills.

Lisa Rinna, you've proved
that you can own it

in the toughest
of circumstances.

Any regrets?

- Well, not to open up
so quickly to a person

that I've just met,

and I am done with any talking

about Kyle's sister
in any way, shape, or form.

That won't happen anymore.

And hopefully I can just be kind
to her and be a better person.

- Eileen, your mantra seems
to be if you see something,

say something.
- I know.

- And yet you get criticized
a lot for that.

- I do. I know.

- What do you say
to your critics?

- You know, honestly,
my intentions are always good.

- Always good.
- I'm trying to clear the air.

I'm trying to communicate.

I've always thought
that if people can, like,

talk honestly with each other...
it's how I was trying to do

with Dorit...then you can
solve these problems.

But then you realize
that not everybody's playing

with the same deck of cards,

and that's been
a hard lesson for me.

I always think everybody wants
to hear it and is ready.

So, I'm rethinking that.

- Dorit, you're new
to all of this.

If you could go back
and change one thing

about this season,
what would it be?

- I would definitely not have
given Erika the underwear.

But, I mean,
certainly knowing now how,

you know, it affected her
and embarrassed her.

That was never something
I'd want to do,

but I think I definitely
learned very quickly

being accountable
and understanding

that once something
goes out there,

it just gets bigger and bigger,

and it goes through
a lot of different people.

- Kyle, you started this journey
seven years ago.

What do you think has made
this group unique this season?

- I really do believe
everybody here is a good person,

um, which sort of really does
shift the dynamics,

and we've known each other
for a long time,

and I can say for me,
personally,

I can look at each one
of you guys and say,

"I really care
about these people.

These are great women."

And I haven't been able
to say that about

every single person
they cast before.

So, for me, it was actually...
even though there was problems...

it was actually
a good experience.

- Lisa Vanderpump,
I know the crown is heavy,

but what would you do
if someone tries to steal it?

- I think at this point
I'll give it to them.

[all laugh]

They're welcome to it.

- That's funny.

So, here you are a year later.

Do you feel lighter this year?

- Oh, yeah. Definitely.

I had such great relationships
this season.

I mean, Kyle and I, we're, like,

cemented to each other,
and Dorit, you know,

I was really trying
to be protective of her.

Rinna, oh, my God.

I mean, there is something
about her that I do love

and I find her very playful

and she has got
a lot of qualities,

but she can be
a real as*h*le as well.

She really can.

- Erika, you revealed
more of yourself this year

than maybe you had planned to.

- This is true.

- Any regrets?
- No. Not now. No.

And I think it's given the women
in the group a chance

to get to know me
a little bit more.

Once you get past this,

you see that
I'm just like everyone else.

- You're the coolest.
- Thank you.

- You're the coolest.
- You've said everyone needs

a little Erika Jayne
in their lives.

- They do.
- Who needs it the most?

- They all need it.

They need, like, triple shots
right now, all right?

- Well, speaking
of triple shots,

we have a toast planned
this year with smoothies.

[all laugh]
- [inaudible].

- Wow.
- Oh, it smells like apples.

- Before we make a toast,
can I have the bunny?

- Yeah. Where's the bunny?
- We want the bunny.

- That's a great idea.

- I will give you
the bunny for the clubhouse.

- That's a great idea.
- So good.

- Because, you know, then it
will live in infamy forever.

- Thank you.
- Here's your bunny.

- Thank you.
- Thank you for having it.

Thank you for taking it.

- I want the bunny.
Thank you. I want the bunny.

- That's good energy now.

- Who wants to lead us
in a toast?

- You should.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, you should.

- Long live the "Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills."

all: Wow!

- Cheers.
- Cheers to that.

all: Cheers.

- Cheers, ladies.
- Cheers.

- But they're better
with a Xanax.

- Mmm. They are good.

- They're yummy, but I could
go for something stronger.

- Yeah, let's do that, right?
- I know.

- Let's go to the bar.
- Mmm.

- Yeah, where is it?

- To learn more about the
housewives,