- Previously on "The Real
- Previously on "The Real
Housewives
of Beverly
Hills"...
- I'm going home
to my husband,
who would rather spend time
with me tonight than you would.
- Lisa's a bit like she needs
a lot of attention.
- You can't handle not being
the center of attention
for two minutes?
You're being an as*h*le.
- You've told me
that when you were young,
you didn't get
much attention.
- I'm not needy as...
for attention.
- Dorit felt the need
to say to everybody
things that you had said
in confidence,
that I didn't think
she should be saying.
- That really hurts
my feelings.
- I'm sure it does,
and I'm gonna say
something to her.
There was things said about me
and Lisa Vanderpump
that should not have
.....ing been said.
- This whole thing
boils down to three b*tches
that are competitive
over friendship.
- .....ing unloyal.
Leave me alone.
- I'm not unloyal!
- Yeah, you are.
Leave me alone.
- I don't like
sitting there all night
listening to sh...
about me.
This jealous, disloyal,
needy friend...
- Come on, Lisa.
- Is going to bed.
[upbeat music]
- In this town,
fame and money come and go,
but friends should not.
- Some people call me cold,
but that's not ice;
it's diamonds.
♪ ♪
- I believe in an excess
of everything
except moderation.
♪ ♪
- Having the best
isn't important to me,
but being my best is.
♪ ♪
- I don't have to buy it,
'cause I already own it.
♪ ♪
- The queen of diamonds
always has an ace
up her sleeve.
[upbeat pulsing music]
♪ ♪
- How are you, love?
- Hi.
- You look gorgeous.
Are you ready for makeup?
- Yeah.
- And hair?
- Can we do something
about this top?
- Yeah, I can take it off.
- Yeah.
- Mason is walking
for Malan Breton.
- Perfect.
You're ready.
- [gasps]
Pizza.
I don't think it's for us,
though.
Not yet.
After.
I'm excited for pizza.
- It's very exciting
to watch your daughter
grow up
right in front of your eyes
and come into her own.
Are you nervous?
- Yeah.
- I'm very proud of you.
That's a lot to handle...
- Why, thank you.
- At your young age.
- Hello.
How are you?
- Hello.
Hi.
So good to see you.
- Nice to see you too.
- Preshow jitters
for the model.
- How are you?
- This is her big day,
and I want Mason to shine
on every level possible.
- I'm so happy for you.
It's like
you've just blossomed.
- Aw, thank you.
- I'll see you downstairs,
okay?
Take care.
Thank you. Thanks.
[laidback music]
- Well, we're in the back
of the bus.
Better than being under it,
like last night.
[horn honks
in the distance]
- This is the most awkward
car ride
I have had
in a very long time.
[plodding music]
- Dorit, you're quiet.
You okay?
- So tired.
- Okay.
- I did not know
that Dorit was capable
of not talking for this long,
which is making me
a lot more uncomfortable.
♪ ♪
This does not feel like
we're going to a fashion show.
- Well, this should be
exciting.
- Well, I wonder how
Delilah Belle is doing.
Let's see...
- We had a really sh...-y night.
- I'm .....ing pissed off.
You could tell me
every .....ing thing you wanted.
I never, ever
[BLEEP] you over.
And I feel .....ed over.
- I had
a really bad night's sleep.
Seeing Lisa and Kyle
is uncomfortable.
I don't have anything to say.
I don't want to be here.
- Here's the "Intrepid"
right here.
- Okay, this is cool.
- This is huge.
- Will you pull her crinoline
from under?
- That's cool.
Come on.
- I've been to a lot
of interesting places
for fashion shows,
but this is, like,
major, honey.
- Do a turn, and make sure
we don't see any of the...
Wait, her shoelace.
Can we tie it?
- Thank you all for coming.
- You ready?
Where are we sitting?
At this point,
the safest place
for me to be
is between Erika and Lisa
Rinna.
- Well, I think there's
a discrepancy going on here.
- Three and three?
- Yeah, three through nine.
- They also happen to be
the only two
that I feel like having
any conversation with.
- So annoyed about everything
right now.
- You guys need to fix it.
[lively electronic music]
[people cheering]
♪ ♪
[women cheering]
- Oh, my gosh,
watching Mason,
just knowing her
since she's a little girl
and seeing her walk out there
this beautiful woman,
I got a little choked up.
Definitely the mom in me
was feeling that little, like,
"Oh, my gosh."
♪ ♪
- I'd wear that.
- Yeah.
♪ ♪
- A little prince
and the revolution.
♪ ♪
- Flawless.
Popcorn and ice cream.
♪ ♪
- I can relate so much to what
Camille is going through
because of my own daughters.
- Work it!
Whoo!
- Really great.
I mean, it's the most
prideful, amazing moment
to see your daughters
walking down a runway
or doing anything
that they love.
♪ ♪
- The hair's really fabulous.
- Let me just put
these sleeves down, okay?
Perfect.
Voila.
♪ ♪
- Oh, I love that.
♪ ♪
Gorgeous.
[people cheering]
♪ ♪
[applause]
- She did it.
♪ ♪
- Yay!
- Mason looks beautiful.
And you know what's great
about this,
is that Camille is
so supportive.
And I see this little smile
from Mason's face
because we were acting crazy
and cheering her on.
- Whoo!
[applause]
- Mason has gone through
a huge transformation
in the last few years.
As the daughter
of divorced parents,
you know, sometimes it's hard
getting through life.
And seeing her becoming
more confident,
I couldn't be any prouder
of my daughter.
♪ ♪
- Congratulations to you both.
I really mean that,
'cause I know
you've been through a lot.
- Thank you.
- Thank you for being here
and supporting us.
Really,
from the bottom of my heart.
- She's a perfect little lady.
Well done.
- Kyle, what are we wearing
to your store tonight?
What's the vibe?
- I'm gonna wear
just a plain black jumpsuit.
- What the [BLEEP] is going on?
I have no clue.
Should I ask what's going on?
Do I really want to know?
Do I really want to know?
- Coming up...
- Kyle can't actually
sit there and say
that I was saying
all these things about you
when she was saying that
tenfold.
- Why would either of you?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Where you going tonight?
- Kyle has an in-store.
Her godson,
who is, like, 20,
did a line of faux fur.
And then the lady that does
the beautiful caftans,
she's in there tonight.
- Caftans and faux furs,
two of your favorite items.
- Yeah, it's cute sh...
- Oh, how was today?
- Great.
I mean, Mason looked gorgeous.
The show was really cool.
- Mm-hmm.
- You know, but...
- What's the vibe today?
Is it, like...
- Well, the vibe was calm.
I'm sure they'll get into
another conversation tonight
about it, but...
- I have
this special little number.
- Looks like an octopus.
- I know it does.
I know
it's a silly little thing,
but we never do bangs,
'cause you don't have bangs.
And what I'm feeling is just
a little retro...
- How are we feeling?
Is it good?
- I dig it.
- "Oh, hey.
I've had sex in the dumpster."
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Are people gonna think
I cut my hair, Julius?
- I'm ready to cut your hair
for real.
- Ugh!
- You know what?
It's hard, because your hair
is so long, to hide it.
- To hide it?
- Yeah.
I've been playing
with the idea
of cutting my hair,
but I'm not 100% sure,
so I thought, "I'm in New
York.
"It's fashion week.
Why not take a risk and...
pretend?"
[laughs]
No pressure.
If it doesn't look good,
I will k*ll you.
[laughs]
- Knock, knock, knock.
- Is that Rinna?
- It's Rinna.
- Come on in.
- Hello.
Hi, guys.
- Well, you look pretty.
- Thank you.
All right, you got to tell me
what's going on.
- No one's talking to anybody.
Lisa and Dorit didn't say
one word to each other
the entire time in the car.
- I know,
so what happened there?
I thought Dorit was siding
with her
or they were siding
with each other.
- Well, I didn't know
what was happening,
but they...nothing.
- Not a word.
- I still don't understand
what's going on.
Do I really want to know?
I really want to know.
And after all that,
I have this big fight.
I'm defending
Lisa Vanderpump
and saying...
was that my real hair?
- It's fake.
I'm watching.
- I'm like,
"I'm already upset.
What's happening over here?"
Do you want me to really
lose my mind right now?
- No, I'm watching.
- So after all that,
we're leaving,
and Dorit goes, "I'm gonna take
a cab back by myself."
And Lisa's like,
"I'll ride with you."
- I'm going in a cab,
because...
- A cab?
- I'll go with you, then.
- Are you really surprised
by that?
- Well, I got pissed off
at her,
because I was, like,
sticking up for her,
and then she...
- She would back Dorit,
but she's not backing you.
- Yeah,
if you think about the things
that we've had
an argument about
that you say "Kyle's never
defended me" or whatever,
which I have, so many times,
but I don't get the credit
for it.
- You have defended her
so many times.
- I am protecting
my relationship with her,
because we really do care
about each other.
- Okay, then we're done.
- No, I'm being honest.
- All right.
I'm done with this.
- You're putting me
in a bad position,
'cause I'm having to lie
when I'm the subject!
You wouldn't do that for me.
If you thought that I was
.....ing you over,
you wouldn't lie.
I look like
a .....ing abused wife
with a black eye who says,
"I fell down the stairs."
- Oh, my God.
- Guess what, Kyle;
you would throw yourself
in front of a .....ing bus
for her.
- Well, I wouldn't do that.
- Well, I know,
but that's...
- I'm being thrown
under the bus around here.
- Kyle and Lisa have a weird
.....ing relationship, right?
It's weird.
Always has been,
always will be.
You have stood up for her
in ways that I never would.
Dorit comes in the picture.
Vanderpump leaves Kyle,
goes over to Dorit.
Lovey, lovey, lovey, lovey,
lovey.
All of a sudden, Kyle's like,
"Uh-oh.
Wait a second."
- It felt like
she was just, like,
completely sh...-ing on me.
- Well, that never feels good.
- There's a third person.
Threesomes don't work ever.
It always leads to trouble,
right?
So now these 40-
and 50-year-old women
and maybe almost 60
are having problems
with threesome.
It's a threesome.
- I don't want to have
any problems with my store.
- No, you don't.
♪ ♪
- Do you want to hear
the craziest thing?
I don't try things on.
- I know you don't.
- It's like I like the thrill.
- You love
a last-minute panic.
- Yup, I know.
It's almost like
I'm a thrill seeker.
- [laughs]
Yeah, totally.
- Do you know what I mean?
Like, these shoes
could very well not fit me.
- You've never tried them on?
- Never.
I always dress
according to my mood,
so I'm wearing
a vampire shirt.
I feel like there was
blood drawn last night,
and it was mine.
So I'm wearing it as a symbol.
[hissing]
[phone line rings]
- Hello.
- Can I come up and chat to you
before we go to Kyle's?
- [sighs]
If you want to.
We don't have that long.
- That's all right.
I'll just pop over
for a few minutes.
I wanted some alone time
with you.
- Okay.
- I've never been on the outs
with Lisa Vanderpump.
It feels really crummy.
I'm coming now.
Bye.
And I feel like some things
just need to be said.
[upbeat music]
- You guys, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm like a walking zombie
today.
I'm so exhausted.
- Well, you look good.
- [laughs]
- Why are you tired?
- I was up until
God knows what time last night,
because there was
so much fricking drama.
And as you know,
I harassed you guys,
and we went to SoulCycle
at fricking 6:30 this morning.
- Oh, yeah,
we didn't forget that.
- For me, working out
is just who I am.
It...there's no excuses.
No matter where I am,
that's what I'm gonna do.
I love it.
- I was like death
going to SoulCycle.
- Did I need it?
Yes.
The night before
was .....ing stressful.
My only thing
that I care about, you know,
going into tonight is,
I want to be in a good mood,
excited for Kyle's, you know,
store opening tonight.
I'm just tired.
Will I need
to work out again tomorrow
after having to hang out
with all these ladies
again tonight?
Most likely.
Sign me up.
I got to pull it together.
- Thank God for us.
- I know.
Thank God for you guys.
[knocking at door]
- Hi.
Honey,
I'm glad I got a chance
to see you
and talk to you.
- Yeah, no.
I was just a bit hurt,
really, Dorit, you know,
because I feel that, you know,
I've been
a really good friend to you.
You've been through a lot
with this group of women,
but I've always been
on your side.
- I've always been
on your side, Lisa.
- But nobody's come at me
like that.
I'm saying I'm talking about...
- Things come out
of my mouth.
I mean, I was upset.
- About somebody
you care about?
- No, with...we spoke
about it afterwards.
- But then apparently
you repeated it
to the whole table again...
- No, I didn't.
- Well, apparently, you did.
- No.
- Apparently,
you've been saying
I'm insecure, needy,
jealous.
- I didn't say
that you were insecure,
and I didn't say
you were jealous.
I said I feel sometimes
that you're needy of me.
- You don't think
you're needy of me when...
- I am!
I don't think it's a bad thing.
- You even said, "Oh,"
you know, "she didn't get
much attention as a child."
I've never said that.
I didn't have somebody
telling you they love you
and kissing you
and pulling you into their bed.
I mean,
I would have loved that.
I find it quite hurtful
that Dorit would even
repeat that to everybody.
I just feel
that it's derogatory.
- Kyle knows we're friends.
- But now she's mad at me
because I didn't want you
to go home on your own...
- I know!
- On your big night.
- She was so mad at that.
- Because I think she feels
she's defended me to you.
[dramatic musical beat]
- That's hysterical.
Why would a friend want
two friends to be at odds?
- I think
the thing that she does
is that she compares
her and my relationship
with other people's,
and she often says,
"You hold me
to a higher standard."
- She does;
she keeps telling me
that it's one rule for you
and one rule for her.
She can't actually sit there
and say
that I was saying
all these things about you
when she was saying that
tenfold.
- Just because you both did it
doesn't make it any better.
- Coming up...
- She said she got caught
in a crossfire.
Something happened,
she was defending you,
and she got .....ed.
- Yeah, and I really thank you
for defending me.
- It was
a "thank you, [BLEEP] you."
- Oh, for God's sake.
- How are we gonna work it
- How are we gonna work it
out?
I love you,
mainly on the strength
of loving your husband
and wanting to love you...
- That's not nice, Lisa.
- And wanting
to make it right.
- That's not nice.
- But listen to me.
- No,
'cause it's not nice.
- Let me fin...
let me finish.
- 'Cause I don't love you
based on the friendship
that you have with my husband.
- Listen to me.
- That hurts.
I thought we have
a far better relationship
than that.
- No, listen to me.
I became friends with you
because of your husband,
and I love him so much.
I have grown to love you,
and it's an authentic
friendship.
PK's very important to me,
because he is
right in the middle
of a whole group of friends
that we all go back years
in England and Europe,
and I don't want anything
to rock that boat.
I'm not gonna fall out
with you,
one, because I adore you...
- Lisa, you're not gonna
fall out with me,
because you know full well
I love you
and I would never, ever, ever
say or do something
to hurt you.
Ever.
- I get it.
I get it.
I mean, I'm glad
that I'm hearing
some sort of apology
from Dorit,
but she was complicit
in talking crap about me
with Kyle.
Let's not forget
that situation.
- We can't let somebody
try and get between
our friendship.
Those things that come to you
and it's about me
or something I said,
you come to me.
- All right.
- Teddi, I need you to be fun.
- [laughs]
- This is supposed to be
an exciting night for me.
I just can't handle
having a problem
with people I care about.
- No, I know.
- I can't take it.
- I'm the same.
I get it.
- But I'm feeling really weird
that I'm on my way
to my store for a trunk show
and Lisa and I have still not
spoken since last night
and she's not riding with me
in the car,
supporting me
like she normally would be.
Normally, Lisa and I would be,
like, up early,
calling each other,
"Let's run over to Bergdorf's.
Let's do this.
Let's do that."
And today it's like...
- You didn't hear anything?
- No.
- I hate
that going into tonight,
that's what you're having
to think about.
[horns honking]
- Oh, my gosh.
That just scared
the sh... out of me.
- That scared me.
- You New York drivers
k*ll me.
Oh, we're here at my store.
- Ooh, it looks amazing!
- Look at this!
Oh, my God.
I just have to, like,
take this in for a second.
[gasps]
Look at that.
Look at those faux furs.
How amazing.
- Hey!
- How are you?
- How are you?
- Good to see you!
Everything looks amazing!
You look awesome!
- Hi.
- This is Teddi.
- I'm Shahida.
- Shahida, this is her line.
I'm gonna go around
and check in on everybody.
My godson.
- Hello!
How are you?
- How are you?
Your stuff looks so gorgeous.
- Thank you.
I know, right?
Right up front.
I love it.
- Oh, my gosh, I need
to try some on ASAP.
Matthew is extremely talented.
He was on
"Project Runway: Junior"
when he was just a kid.
Oh, my God.
- Look at that!
Okay, okay.
- Yes.
- That is everything.
- He's only 19,
and just to see him now
coming up
with these amazing creations
and the passion he has for it
is really, really exciting.
[upbeat music]
- Erika, I want to do
my hair like that.
You and Dorit have
so much done.
[all talking]
- You know, I look at it
as a costume.
- Yes.
- Every day, it's a costume.
And I think of it...
yeah, I think about it
not as an outfit
but as a personality.
Some of my favorite costumes
up to this point
was my Russian hooker
with the '90s supermodel
palette...
I heard someone call for
a dominatrix.
[laughter]
My vintage white
Dolce & Gabbana tuxedo
lady boss look...
Slow, languid, catlike.
My Alexander McQueen
vintage kimono
with my pink wig.
I literally said today,
"I want to be Kim Basinger
in '9 1/2 Weeks.'"
I think of things like that.
Then it makes it fun.
Otherwise, dressing up
is a drag.
I live to entertain!
This is fun.
This is why I have
all this sh...
You got to switch it up.
You have to have depth.
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- Hello.
- What is popping?
- How are you?
Mwah!
This is my friend Teddi,
who is a very big fan
of yours.
- Oh, way to play it cool.
- Oh, sorry.
How's everything?
You're not gonna do
a lap dance for me,
like last time?
♪ ♪
Whoo!
- Hey!
- You tell me,
'cause these hips don't lie,
and I can go whenever.
- Hi.
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God,
you cut your hair.
- It's fake, the faux bob.
My hair's tucked under.
- Really?
- Yes.
- That's amazing.
- Wait, let me come hug you.
I thought you were going
to bed. You tricked me.
- I was, but I came.
- Wait, I got to find you.
Bethenny and I
have been friends
for over 25 years.
Now it's, like, embarrassing
to say you've been friends
with someone that long.
I'm so happy you're here.
- This is crazy.
- Teddi, Bethenny.
- Hi. How are you?
- Nice to meet you.
- It's just the two of you?
- Right now,
it's the two of us.
They weren't ready,
and we left,
and now I haven't heard
anything.
- Oh, here they are.
- Hi.
- Hi.
both: How are you?
- I think that Lisa and Dorit
showing up
is already a good sign.
I mean, obviously,
the three of us need to talk,
but at least they're here.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
- "Hi."
Yeah, that Beverly Hills hello
comes in quite handy.
- Look at this.
I mean, it's beautiful.
- She does beautiful sh...
When we went to Dubai,
Kyle gave us one.
- I have gifts for everybody.
- [gasps]
Oh, wow!
- Fab.
- Yeah.
- I just wore this
on the boat trip in Europe.
Isn't that gorgeous?
- Yeah, where were you?
Croatia?
- I was in Croatia,
South of France, and Greece.
- Was it amazing?
- Amazing.
- I love this.
- I know.
I didn't even know if you were
gonna show up tonight.
You were so late, you guys.
I was like, "Maybe
they're not even coming."
- Oh, no, well,
I ended up standing there
talking to Dorit
for 45 minutes.
- I'm glad that Lisa and Dorit
were able to talk through
their differences.
I wish they'd done it
after my trunk show
so they weren't 45 minutes
late,
and it would have been nice
if Lisa reached out to me,
considering everything
that happened last night.
- She said she got caught
in a crossfire.
Something happened,
she was defending you,
and she got .....ed.
- Yeah, and I really thank you
for defending me.
- But then you were like,
"I'll ride with you, Dorit."
- It was
a "thank you, [BLEEP] you."
- No, no.
- Thank you.
- A "thuck you," they call it.
- Thuck you.
That was a "thuck you."
- Oh, for God's sake.
- Why not say,
"All of us go together"
instead of "Okay,
I'll go with you, Dorit"?
- Stop shouting at me.
I did not want her
to go home...
- This is, like, a normal
voice.
- I did not want her
to go home on her own.
So now Kyle's got Bethenny
as a back-up.
Well, I have no problem,
you know,
going head-to-head
with Bethenny.
Could you just stop,
okay?
Don't look at me like that.
I see that look
on your face.
- Really?
- Yes.
And I know what's coming
in my direction,
so settle down.
- No, but you're like,
"I couldn't let her go alone."
She's in New York City.
She's a big girl.
- I'm a big girl too
and a bigger person,
so there.
Thuck you.
Thank you, I mean.
- The question is...
- Which friend
do you like better?
- Who are you
better friends...
- Oh, my God.
- I've been there
for ten years.
- It's Sophie's choice.
- I love you both differently
and for different amounts
of time.
- She is British.
- Dorit's not British.
- Oh, she isn't?
What's that accent?
- Don't start. You know
exactly what you're doing.
- I swear to God
I don't.
- Yes, you do.
- I swear on my life.
I thought she was British.
I met her husband,
and he represented Boy George.
- He's British.
She's from Connecticut.
- No, I swear to God.
Don't you .....ing tell me
what I'm doing.
You guys lie.
I don't lie.
Kyle and Lisa: Oh!
- Not in this house.
You're in my town.
Don't .....ing call me
a liar.
Anyway, say, "I'm sorry."
- I'm sorry
if you were upset.
- No!
- Oh, see?
I told you.
[both talking]
- No.
- Yeah, that's what it is.
- "I'm sorry that you have
a mental issue and you"...
- "I'm sorry that you don't
have the mental capacity
to understand
the situation."
Oh, for [BLEEP]'s sake.
What about just
"I'm really sorry"?
- Get me a glass of wine.
- Okay.
It's hard for her
to apologize.
She struggles with admitting
that she did something wrong.
- This is your event.
I'm not fighting with you.
- I'm gonna go
get Bethenny some wine.
- Coming up...
- Look at that.
She's got your coat on.
- I'm gonna take the red coat
in support of our friend,
so can you come rip it
off her back?
[lively music]
♪ ♪
- Excuse me!
- Oh, my God.
- Yes, honey.
- Oh, my God, Matthew.
- That's so good.
- Oh, my God.
- This is so good.
I'll sell this coat
right now.
- Right now,
I think you might be
the baddest b*tch
in the room.
- That is like winning an
Oscar,
to be called
the baddest b*tch in town.
Right?
Come on.
- Don't you like it?
- Yeah, I like
the leopard print better.
- It's really good fake.
Try this.
Try it on.
Just try it.
- I don't know.
I think it looks better on you
than it does on me.
I look really...
I look, all of a sudden,
a lot more cheap than usual.
- [laughs]
Sold. I'm gonna pay full
price for it.
- You look beautiful.
- It's quite pretty on me,
isn't it?
- No, it looks great.
- So they won't be able
to add "cheapskate"
to the list of insults
that I've endured this weekend.
Can I leave this here
for a second?
Are you traveling a lot now?
- I'm writing the book,
I'm making new music,
and we're in...
- What are you writing
a book?
- Myself, my philosophy.
I first met Bethenny
a couple years ago
at her home in the Hamptons,
and we got off to a rocky
start.
- Have you seen her video?
- I don't love
the production value of it.
Like, I think it goes
too slow in the beginning,
and it looks a little cheap.
It's trying to be, like,
Avant Garde,
but it's not quite getting it
with that kind of, like,
silver, cheesy bed.
- You know, she's one of
those big dogs
that wants to pee
all over everything.
You know, whatever, girl.
But she's actually
a heart of gold.
- That was
such a good performance.
It was so fun.
You worked really hard.
- Thanks.
It was fun.
- How's everything?
It wasn't fun today
to be in New York
for fashion week
and normally be so excited
and have that, like,
black cloud hanging over
all of us in the car
there and the whole day.
- It was a shame.
- I'm not gonna be
stepped on.
I'm not gonna be
unappreciated.
- I'm glad to hear this.
I think that's a really good
thing for you to say.
It's about .....ing time.
Grow some ba*ls,
have some dignity,
and stop it.
You know what?
Good for you.
You know I support that.
Why kiss her a*s?
Why, Kyle, do you kiss
Lisa Vanderpump's a*s?
All right, well,
enjoy your party.
Go and, you know...
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
- Ooh.
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
- Look at that.
She's got your coat on.
- Please put it on
right now.
- I'm going to.
- It looks hot.
- Listen,
I want to tell you that...
First of all,
that does look gorgeous on you.
I want to tell you
that I care a lot about you.
That's why I was upset.
- I'm gonna take
the red coat
in support of our friend.
So can you come
rip it off her back?
[laughter]
- Snatch it off.
- You know what?
I'm leaving it
between you guys now.
- You and I need
to work it out.
- Listen, I was very upset
and hurt and disappointed,
because I put
a lot of trust in you.
I consider you my friend.
Like, I honestly...
- I consider you
one of my best friends.
- I literally adore you.
- I've said this
numerous times.
One of the best things
about entering this group
was that friendship
that I made with you,
next to Lisa.
The three of us together,
we have the best time.
- I know.
- We laugh. We joke.
- Today, it was, like,
such a waste of a day.
We're in New York City.
We could have been
normally laughing,
having the best time,
and it was, like, miserable.
- I'm gonna take
that red coat there.
- It's $598.
- Do you want anything, Erika?
- Put everything
on this woman's card.
- Something like this,
we can't let it...
- I want to feel,
just so you know,
no matter what,
you can always trust me.
And I want to feel like
I can trust you too.
- We both care
about one another,
and we want to move past
things.
I'm happy about that.
However, she tried to drive
a wedge
between one of
my very, very good friends,
and that's a hard pill
to swallow.
- Excuse us.
We're gonna leave.
Thank you so much.
- Thank you guys all for
coming, honestly.
I actually, at one point,
didn't know if you guys
were gonna show up.
- I wouldn't not come.
I had a jacket to pick up.
Sometimes it's exhausting
trying to understand
other people's perception
of different relationships.
And I had fun this trip.
But I'm really thankful
to go home.
- Does anyone own
that red fur?
Long red fur?
women: Oh!
- She's trying to buy it!
[laughter]
- There's a w*r!
- You just want to buy it
to go with
your red thing now?
- If it's pink,
it would be for you.
- But for Christmas,
with a black dress?
Are you kidding me?
- Professionally, this trip
was a total success.
Friendship-wise,
it was a disaster.
- So nice to meet you.
Really nice to meet you.
Congratulations,
you two.
- Thank you.
- I got to go.
- New York, I love ya,
but I got to go.
- Coming up...
- Don't make this about Dorit.
Make this about Kyle.
I think maybe
she just needs to hear, like,
an official, like,
"I'm sorry."
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
- I want tightening,
and I want to get rid
of any, like, sun spots.
- Okay.
No, you don't need much.
You look great.
- Give it to me, babe.
♪ ♪
- Ready?
Go.
♪ ♪
- Jaggy, you want to go
to the park?
- You need my gummi bears.
- I got 'em, baby.
I put them in the bag.
- Show me, Mom.
Right now.
- You want me to show you?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Ta-da!
Thank you very much.
- Thank you!
♪ ♪
- Here's my new baby.
Ugh!
- Are you still jealous
that I've got a new puppy, huh?
Are you so jealous
that I love another dog too?
- Ah!
Don't bite me.
♪ ♪
[doorbell rings]
♪ ♪
- Teddi bear,
how are you?
I'm actually under
construction out here.
And I've designed
this long table.
See that table over there?
- Oh, yeah.
- And it's gonna be, like,
a table for 25.
So if I've still got
I can have them all over
at once.
[laughter]
Should we go and have tea?
- Sure, I would love it.
- Please sit.
Relax.
- Love it.
- Rocio?
- Lisa?
- Could we have some tea,
please?
Are you coming to my birthday?
- Yes.
What...
Okay, I need
all the details, though.
- No details.
Just, like, a little lunch.
Bring your husband.
- My husband'll be
super excited
to see this beautiful house.
- He's not gonna be rooting
through my bedside drawers
and stuff, is he?
- I mean, a little bit.
- I'll make sure the
weird things are locked away.
[laughs]
Come up.
You're such a bad dog.
Okay, sit down nicely, then,
if you're gonna behave.
- I like your hair.
- It was quite eventful,
New York.
- It was definitely a lot,
and, I mean...
How are you feeling
after everything?
- Well, after
the "BELLA Magazine" party,
it seemed so heated.
I just didn't want to get
involved in that at all.
- Honestly, I wish
that whenever something happens
with Dorit
and something that Dorit says,
it would make everything easier
if she'd just say,
"Yeah, okay.
I said it."
But what always makes
everything go in circles
is just not that ownership
of something
that's originally said.
- Right.
- And I have spent
a lot of time with Kyle,
spent a lot of time
with Dorit.
The only thing
I can say from myself:
I've never heard Kyle
talk poorly of somebody else.
- I don't either.
- And...
- Dorit does?
Dorit is very vocal,
and sometimes she could just
take a minute
and put
a little bit more thought
into what she's going to say.
But when you have a friend,
sometimes you make allowances
for them.
After the "BELLA" party,
when Dorit said she was
going home on her own,
I felt like I did not
want her to go home alone
and then come back to PK
and say,
"Oh, after my big night,
I went home in the cab alone."
So with Kyle, I thought
she'd just been kind of, like,
trying to sort it out
and she felt okay.
- I think the big thing
that I saw was,
Kyle, she was
really going to bat for you.
She was repeatedly
standing up for you.
You could probably say to Kyle,
"I can see how
"it may have hurt your feelings
that I sat there silent
when you had my back."
Don't make this about Dorit.
Make this about Kyle.
"I realize that that
may have hurt your feelings."
- What, I didn't stand
next to her?
- "That I was silent
at that dinner."
I think maybe
she needs to hear, like,
an official, like,
"I'm sorry."
- Well, I'll have dinner
with Kyle,
'cause I don't want her
to be hurt at all.
Well, maybe Teddi is right.
Maybe I wasn't listening
to the conversation
as they were kind of yelling
at each other.
They kind of speak so quickly,
I kind of bow out.
But if Kyle did go to bat
for me,
then maybe I need
to acknowledge that.
I'm going to see Kyle
for dinner,
and then Camille's got
a fund-raiser this week.
- Oh, yeah,
that's on Thursday.
- Are you going?
- Yeah, for sure.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that'll be good.
I think
it's all gonna be fine.
[laughs]
That face.
- I'm very impressed
with my face right now,
because look.
- You have
so much movement.
- There's no Botox.
I need to get that fixed.
- Am I having movement?
- No, frozen.
- Frozen, fully frozen.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- I know you love me.
- She loves Dad.
- She might love you
more than anybody.
- You want my glasses,
don't you?
- It's kind of ironic,
but he didn't want a dog.
- I know.
- Well, we've been through
this puppy thing once before.
I mean, she hasn't even started
to eat the furniture yet.
- We finally got the puppy
that Amelia wanted.
We have a furry baby
without diapers
running around the house.
Oh, someone is so jealous.
Uh-oh.
- Here we go.
- Ah!
We have fallen in love
with this baby,
and I think it's filled
a little void
for the fact
that Delilah's not here.
Do you guys miss
Delilah Belle?
She called me yesterday
really, really homesick.
You know, it hasn't
officially hit me yet
that Delilah lives in New York.
So how does it feel so far
just for this first week
in your apartment?
- I don't know.
I just get scared.
- When Delilah was 11,
she started to have
panic attacks.
She wouldn't get in a car.
She wouldn't leave the house,
wouldn't go to school.
And then she was having
bullying issues at school,
which just magnified it.
So the fact that Delilah
is able to move to New York
is truly a miracle.
You have everything, like,
within two minutes.
Like, Tribeca is amazing.
- I know.
And there's, like,
a Mexican restaurant
right across the street.
- Um, I saw.
- I remember
my freshman year
when I went to Berkeley.
I was a basket case.
I would sit in my room,
just tears coming down
'cause I was so alone.
- Oh!
That almost makes me cry.
- Does it make you cry?
- I am crying, but it's not
'cause of the story.
It's 'cause I'm real sick.
- It's tugging
at my heartstrings.
- No, but I get it.
I understand
where she's coming from.
You don't have your dogs.
You don't have
your mom and dad.
And she's going through
that common thing.
But she'll make
a whole new group of friends.
Every time I go off
to do a film,
I don't know a soul
on the set.
You know, I have to go into a
whole new group of people
every time,
and now it's...
- Every time I do a job,
me too.
It's real scary.
- How does that feel?
- Fashion week was
a big wake-up call,
because going to castings alone
in New York City,
sometimes I'd just walk
into a room
with a bunch of people
that didn't even speak English.
- [laughs]
- "Hello."
- The first fashion show
for Amelia
was Dennis Basso.
Amelia's never walked
in a show,
so for her to open and close
the Dennis Basso show
in the Plaza Hotel
with hundreds of people
was, like, so surreal.
- Well, I have to say
that at 16,
I didn't know sh...
from shinola,
and I would never have been
able to do any of this stuff.
- I couldn't have either.
- So my hat's off to you
for being able to do that.
- I feel like
I'm gonna throw up.
- Why don't you go
and relax inside?
- Yes.
- Take it easy.
- Okay, bye.
- Love you.
- Love you.
- I'm sorry you're sick.
I'd hug and kiss you a lot
if I could.
- I'm actually
gonna throw up.
- Jeez.
- I wonder if Delilah's
gonna go to NYU.
- Well, here's the issue.
She's homesick.
'Cause I talk to her more
right now
than I did when she was home.
[phone rings]
Oh, this is Delilah.
Hold on just one minute.
- Oh, you look so good.
- I have more of a connection
with her right now
than I have
for the last three years.
- That's interesting.
- How about that?
Do you need me?
- No, it's okay.
Don't worry.
- I'll call you back
in, like, five minutes?
- Okay, bye, best friend.
- Bye, best friend.
- Because we have experience
in the business,
we need to give them
some guidance.
- We do.
Yeah, God, I wish
my mom and dad
had had any clue
about the business.
It would have been helpful.
Do you think
they realize that,
that it's...that we are
a helpful team for them?
- Well, it's a little bit like
a fish that grows up in water.
It doesn't know
what water really is,
because water's around them
all the time.
- The analogy was just
really interesting.
- Well, I could have gone
to Plato's cave analogy.
- That's why I love you,
Harry Hamlin.
- What?
- [laughs]
Oh, my God.
- Coming up...
- There's so much at stake
with my relationship with PK.
- Let me ask you
a question.
Do you feel like
anything's at stake with us?
- [sighs]
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Hi. Welcome.
- I'm gonna sit over there.
I'm expecting Kyle.
- Okay, wonderful.
- Okay.
- What's the matter?
Jealous?
- You know what?
You need to go
to Handbags Anonymous.
You really do.
When did you get
this little puppy?
- In Mikonos.
My husband surprised me,
actually.
I didn't even buy it,
so I don't need to go
to rehab for that.
How are you?
- I'm okay.
How are you?
- Extremely overwhelmed.
- This will help.
- This will help.
Give me some rosé.
Why are you giving it to me
in a water glass?
- Well, listen...
- What do you think I am?
- We haven't...
- Dorit?
- I thought maybe you were in
a desperate situation.
Why are you overwhelmed?
- My house
is being renovated,
and now I feel like
I've been completely exhausted
since New York.
- I was only there four days.
It felt like
I was there four weeks
with everything that went on.
It was just
so emotionally draining, Kyle,
and I don't do well
with that at all.
- I don't either.
Obviously, I was very upset.
- I just hate it.
I mean, I had two
kind of things with Dorit
where it was like
a very uncomfortable situation.
And all the time,
I'm thinking, you know,
there's so much at stake
as well
with, you know,
my relationship with PK.
- You keep saying that
over and over again.
Let me ask you a question.
Do you feel like
anything's at stake with us?
- Yeah.
- I'm just held
to a different standard.
Like, I feel like
everything I have ever done
is under a microscope,
and then all of a sudden,
she does something that I know
would hurt you and bother you,
and I'm baffled by the fact
that you're just like, "Mm."
- Well, okay, what,
do you want me to show you
my bleeding wounds?
- No, just be honest.
Don't have a different standard
for two different friends...
- But why not?
You hold me
to a higher standard too.
You would like Rinna say
diddly squat,
but me, if I say
just one little thing,
you'd be all over it.
- Yeah, but I don't sit there
saying, "Oh"...
- Why do you do that,
taking the...
Why do you take the piss
out of my accent?
I don't go:
[with American accent]
"Oh, well, I accept that."
- I don't talk like that.
- Well, I don't talk
like that either.
I'll tell you what.
Maybe my relationship with you
is very different
to mine with Dorit.
I've known Dorit
a year and a half, two years.
But if you'd said it,
I'd be more upset.
I'm not as close to Dorit
as I am with you.
- You say you and Dorit
are so close.
- But not like you and me.
That takes ten years
of hard work and labor
and aggravation
and a little bit of love.
- I can only take so much,
you know?
- [sighs]
- Just saying.
- Okay.
I do want to apologize for...
and I mean this
a thousand percent.
I made a mistake.
There's no buts, ifs, ands,
or howevers.
None of that.
I am sorry
that I neglected you,
and I didn't realize
you were that upset.
- And that is why I was
pissed off in New York.
- You're acting like
a .....ing Snow White right now.
- I'm a little shocked
that Lisa's apologizing to me.
It would have been nice if she
thought of it on her own,
without me having to get
so upset
and point it out to her.
But any apology from Lisa,
I'll take it.
Happy almost birthday.
- I'm getting older.
- We're all getting older
every day.
- No, but I'm really
getting older.
- No, you're fine.
You're gorgeous.
- You sure?
- Even if I'm
a better friend than you,
you're still gorgeous.
- Oh, [BLEEP] off.
Really?
Now you're getting
on my nerves.
- Next time on "The Real
Housewives
of Beverly
Hills"...
- You have a new boyfriend.
- Yes, I do.
- Let's give him a treat.
[both cheering]
I now have a vag*na
of a 16-year-old.
- I love you too much.
Our relationship,
our friendship means too much!
- This is really annoying.
If you really want
to apologize to me,
that's not the way.
- I have something
very sexual for her.
- [gasps]
- For who?
- This one.
- I don't know
about my virgin eyes.
- No.
- Whoa.
- Hopefully, she'll get
the message,
which is, "Shut your mouth,
b*tch."
- A gift from Jig?
No.
- Oh, my God!
- Lisa!
- Diamond earrings.
- Are you a good friend
or not?
- Two weeks ago,
you would have had them
in a second,
but now, darling, I think...
- This is finally Lisa's way
of punishing Dorit.
- I think we've celebrated
well enough.
- To learn more
about the Housewives,
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